Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 15 - A Very Possible Christmas - full transcript

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Goggles.

All right, let's do it.

Honey, it's beautiful.

It's all Jim and Tim.

We just rerouted
the Middleton power grid.

So we wouldn't blow out
the whole town like last year.

Way to go, tweebs.

Look... it's Ronald.

( groaning )

Oh, dear, I think
we blinded him.

I'd better go get
him before he...



( loud thud, grunt )
Ooh.

( electronic buzzing )
( groans )

Thanks.

So, where are we in
the Possible family
Christmas Eve schedule?

Just started... lighting
the house is always first.

Right, yeah, I-I caught that.

RUFUS:
Eggnog?

( giggles ):
Oh...

Not yet, Rufus.

Eggnog's after we sing carols

but before the Christmas skit.

( groans sadly )

You're forgetting the most
important tradition of all.

( pleasant music plays )



♪ It's not the turkey
and the stuffing... ♪

The Six Tasks of Snowman Hank.

Every Christmas,
this couch, that TV

and my favorite cartoon snowman.

♪ So put away
those petty problems ♪

♪ And embrace your fellow man ♪

It's on early?
It's the 4:45 promo.

♪ All across
this wonderful land... ♪

NARRATOR:
For 20 years,
The Six Tasks of Snowman Hank

has warmed the hearts
of children everywhere.

♪ Have a hop-along,
sing-along... ♪

But not anymore!

( all gasp )
Take a powder, snowman,

'cause this year, Christmas is

a turbo-charged coalition
of cool.

Live, from the North Pole,

it's Xtreme Xmas!

This could be
the best Christmas ever.

They... they canceled
Snowman Hank?

RON:
No...!

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

RON:
How could they do it?

How could they cancel
Snowman Hank?

Maybe this'll cheer you up.

Um, is it a cartoon snowman
who teaches kids

the power of friends, family
and turning bad guys good.

Well, uh, no.

But, uh, hey,

happy Chanukah.
For me?

Rufus,

you're on.

( chuckles ):
He just loves
unwrapping gifts.

Wow!

Hey, that's us!

( beeping )

It's a cyber-scrapbook.

Do you like it?

It's... it's...

( crying ):
it's bad-ical!

FATHER:
Kimmie Kob...

we're singing carols.

Coming, Dad.

Go. Sing.

I'm just going to...

I'm just going
to take a minute here.

( beeping )

Hey... Santa?

Ho, ho, ho. Oh, hey, Ron.

Sorry about Snowman Hank.

It stinks.

A-And what's worse is,
Kim made me this perfect gift.

And you got her Bueno Nacho
Bueno bucks?

Well, she seemed
to like them last year.

So, what's up?

Silent night.

Just wanted to wish Kim
a merry Christmas.

Thought I could catch her
before carol time.

Uh-oh.
What?

It looks like Shego just stole

some kind of experimental
power cell.

On Christmas Eve?

Definite naughty list.
Well,

what are we going to do?

Christmas with the fam
means everything to Kim.

Yeah, I know, and maybe
Drakken knows that, too.

He must be up
to something major.

Yeah, ruining Kim's Christmas.

You have to tell her.
I guess... No.

No, wait a minute. That's it.

What's it?

The absolutely perfect gift
for Kim.

Christmas with her family!

Then who's going
to stop Drakken?
Me.

Uh-oh.

Uh-oh.

Here you go, chief:
one stolen... battery thing.

Feliz Navidad.

Excellent, Shego.

Drakk Force One is complete.

And this time

Kim Possible will not
get in the way.

Okay, and why is that?

Because it is Christmas...

The one time of the year
she is off duty.

Busy with her twinkle lights
and mistletoe and carols

and roast beast
and frim-franglers

and zoob-zooblers...!

No... Dr. D.
What?!

You've stopped using words.

Oh. Right.

Right. Where's
the sunblock?

In the mud room.

Wait.

What do you want sunblock for?

Uh, I'm on vacation now,
remember?

But don't you want to stay
to see

the culmination of everything
we've been working toward?

She... Shego?

Uh... Shego?

Fine. I'll get me some me time.

Soon I, Dr. Drakken,
will rule the Yule!

The world will have
a blue Christmas!

( sinister laughing )

( sighs )

It's just not the same
when I rant to myself.

ANNOUNCER:
It's extreme, it's Xmas,
and it's tonight at 8:00.

BOTH:
We are so there!

You're grandfather and I
got that one on our
very first Christmas.

That's why it's my favorite.

Did Ron go home?

Mm.
Mm.

Thanks for the ride,
Captain Lewis.

It's the least I can do,

after you saved this
old tub from sinking.

Hold on... Kim Possible
saved my tub from sinking.

Well, oh, that's right,
and I'm always right there.

You know, key man.
There was a fella

with her busting my radio.

Used my navigational charts
for a napkin.

What was his name?

Ron something.

Yes, yes, yes.

Ron Something.

Sadly, uh, Mr. Something
didn't work out.

We had to let him go.

So I'll see you, I'll see you.

Egg me, boys.

Launching egg!

( electronic whirring )

( bell dings )

We have achieved eggnog, hon.

Where's Ronald's
little rat thing?

Oh, he always loves the eggnog.

I guess they went home.

Ron was pretty bummed
about Snowman Hank.

I hope he's all right.

He didn't even say good-bye.

( grunting )

Boo-yah! We're in business.

Come on... come on...

( groans )

( gasps )

Oh. Or I could
just use the door.

( sinister laugh )

Here we go!

What...?

Oh, come on.

Come on, come on!

Mmm! Mmm.

Mmm?

Mmm...

( gasps )

( gasps )

You!
Wah!

You want a piece of Ron?

Excuse me.

Thank you.

I got... Ooh!
Oh! My eyebrow! Ow!

( both shouting )

COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating launch sequence

in five seconds...

four, three...

Finally,

a holiday
where I get what I want...

Total global domination!

This is going to be
the best Christmas ever!

All right, all right,
let's see, let's see.

Now, this one looks good.

( beep )

COMPUTER:
Commencing landing sequence.

All right!
Got it on the first try!

Not bad!

( beep )

Commencing takeoff sequence.

( beep)

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff sequence.

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff sequence.

Commencing landing sequence.

Commencing takeoff...

Commencing... Commencing...

Please make up your mind.

How's that, Mr. Smarty Boots?

( grunting and yelling )

( alarm beeping )

Initiating
emergency system test.

( loud beeping )

Launching escape pods.

Initiating self-destruct.

( both grunting )

Initiating bedtime sequence.

Wait a second. What was that?

I don't know
what you're talking about.

Before the teddy bear.

Self-destruct in 20...

Gah! What did you do?!

This is my chance
to rule the world!

All I want is what's
coming to me!

All I want is my fair share.

Self-destruct!
Self-destruct!

Chill out! I
have escape pods!

Had escape pods, blue boy!

We launched them.

Okay... uh...

Wait... the garbage.

It's jettisoned in an
impact-resistant container!

Oh! What?

I said, it's an escape
pod full of garbage.

Okay, works for me.

Self-destruct in five...

( explosion )

( gasping )

( whistling through air )

Land ho!

No kidding.

( laughing ):
We're alive!

We made it!

( echoing laughter )

FATHER:
"So while General
George Washington set about

"finding food and shelter
for his men,

"Colonel Zin Possible
snuck into the British camp

to find a Christmas tree."

The Yuletide has turned,
Redcoat.

( doorbell ringing )

Coming.

Kim Possible?

That's me. Thanks.

Merry Christmas.

Oh, would be if
I didn't have to work.

I guess I shouldn't open it
until it's officially Christmas.

No, it's Wade.
Open me now.

A communicator?

I've already got one.

Exchange it, dear.

You can do very well
in the after-Christmas sales.

Actually, your other one
got destroyed

in the stratosphere.

Ron took it when he went

to stop Drakken from
launching his Drakk Force One.

Whoa, Wade, rewind.

Ron went on a mission?
Alone?

It was kind
of a Secret Santa thing.

But listen, before the explosion

satellites picked up
escape pods.

Ron's got to be in one of them.

And these pods are where?

So far, I only have a fix
on the first one.

It's in London.

I have to go.

Of course you do.

Don't worry.

We'll hold the story
of Colonel Zin until
you come back.

No, don't ruin your Christmas.

I'll get Ron, and...
and...

we'll be back in time
for presents.

Ron:
My fault?
It's not my fault.

This is so your fault.

What, I'm supposed to let you
take over the world?

In the spirit of the season,
yes.

Oh, you want
to throw things now.

Ow. Stop it!

You stop it.

You started it.

Dude, dude stop.
That's a cell phone.

Yes, it should leave
quite a welt.

No, no, not
for throwing...
for calling.

Calling for help.

Huh?

( phone ringing )

Please. I'm on vacation.

Must find food.

Aw, went to voice mail.

Um, hello, Shego.

Dr. Drakken.

I hope you're having
a nice vacation.

Uh, when you get the chance,

could you get up here
to the North Pole

and save me, please!

It's cold and windy and dark,

and we've got nothing to...

That's my chicken.

Hey, you threw it away.

( yelling )
( screaming )

KIM:
Thanks for the ride,
Mr. Nakasumi.

( whispering )

Nakasumi-san says

it is the least he can do

after you saved
his video game factory

in time for Christmas rush.

No big.

I just hope I can save
this Christmas.

( bells ringing )

As I live and breathe...
Kim Possible.

Happy holiday, love.

Merry Christmas.

Could you tell me what happened

to the guy that was in there?

Weren't nobody in it.

Wade, we struck out in London.

Where to?

Middle of the Mediterranean.

Swell.

( gasps )

Huh?

( squawking )

( sighs )

Oh, Wade.

Okay, one more in the Amazon.

Please let him be in it.

It's just not Christmas
without Kimmie, is it?

No, it's not.

You know what we have to do.

Who's up for a ride
in an untested

hypersonic aircraft?

Hoo-sha!
Hoo-sha!

Mm, thanks.

Here you go.

No need. It's all
been paid for.

It has? By who?

A gentlemen called

and said he would cover
your whole vacation.

"Shego, just my way of saying
thanks for a super year

"and merry Christmas.

Yours in evil, Dr. Drakken."

That is so nice.

Guess I should have
taken his call.

Oh, maybe he left a message.

What?

Will you... ow, stop it?

It's Christmas.

Ron, get out of that pod
and help me.

( hissing )

( yelling )

Jim, Tim...

That's an anaconda.

MOTHER:
She's right, boys.

We'll take it from here.

( grunting )

Just like the tug-a-war

at the Possible
family picnic last summer.

I can't believe you guys.

Are you kidding?

Why should you have all the fun?

Can we fight another snake?

Please?

Wade, my family's here.

I know.

They called me
for your coordinates.

I'm getting a distress signal
from that pod.

Ron has to be in it.

Well, good news there.

I'll get Ron.

We'll all be home
for Christmas dinner.

Can we borrow the communicator?

Why?

We want to watch TV.

Please. Xtreme Xmas is on.

Okay, but if Wade beeps in,

you've got to answer it.

( rock music playing )

Ron, are you all right?

( beeping )

( gasps )

Ron?

Where are you?

( chuckles )

Name your price, Stoppable.

Power... glory...

When I take over the world,

you can have a continent.

Any continent.

Not Europe.

( chattering )

Good idea, Rufus.
I want the phone.

You drive a hard bargain.

Ah!

Yes, Information.

I'd like the number
for 9-1-1 immediately please.

( roaring )

Yeow!

( screaming ):
Polar bear!

Ow! Oh! Ow!

We did it.

We got away.

( teeth chattering )

Oh, like this is so much better?

Hey, we're away

from the thing which
was about to eat us.

In the words
of a very wise snowman,

"Put away those petty problems."

"And embrace your fellow man."

BOTH:
"And join the celebration,
all across this wonderful land."

You're a fan of Snowman Hank?

I'm taping it.

Dude, didn't you hear?

They canceled it.

They...

No... no!

Never!

It's true.

I can tell you this...

In the little TV in my heart,
Snowman Hank will play forever.

If we survive, the memory

of Snowman Hank will survive.

For Snowman Hank.

Snowman Hank.

Oh, brother.

( beeping )

Oh, that's extreme.

Are you ready to play extreme?

Yes, extremely annoyed.

I need a snowmobile.

We're using them to be...

Extreme.

This'll do.

( yelling )

Whoo, now that's extreme.

Follow her.

Kimmie, where's Ron?

I don't know.

( sniffling ):
He-he wasn't there.

Was he with
Dr. Drakken?

Yeah.

Maybe they're at the North Pole.

What?

Yeah, Shego's at the North Pole.

Yeah, she's on Xtreme Xmas.

She is?

Hey, Dr. D.

Listen, I got a fix
on the cell signal.
( roaring )

Dr. D? Is that you?

Shoot!

I see something.

SHEGO:
Hey!

Aren't you supposed to be home

bobbing for cider or something?

Not without Ron.

Loser!

( gobbling )

( gasps )

( groans )

Snowman Hank?

Nice job, Rufus.

Kim!

( squeals )

Come on. Nana's
got a hypersonic
aircraft waiting.

Your nana's here?

Yeah, Mom, Dad, the tweebs.

Are you kidding?

You were supposed
to get to stay home

and do all the Possible family
stuff you do every year.

Ron, when I heard you
went after Drakken alone...

You came to rescue me,

and ruined
your Christmas. Man!

Are you kidding me?

( chuckles )

Now the tweebs want to wrestle

an anaconda every year.

This Christmas rocked.

I mean it.

Really?

It was way better

than the Bueno Nacho Bueno bucks

you gave me last year.

( laughing )

( Shego laughs mockingly )

Are you two finished?

Because I am not.

( shrieks )

( grunts )

( yells )

( gasps )

( grunting and yelling )

Hey! Battle royal.

From the snowy reaches
of the farthest north,

Xtreme!

Okay, and... fight!

Nonsense.

We were just about to sit down
to dinner.

Dinner's not extreme.

Yes, it is.

I made cupcakes.

After you.

( both gasp )

Uh, Dr. D,

are you serious?

Of course.

Because to the people
far and near

BOTH:
Snowman Hank brought
holiday cheer.

This is... This is, I...

I don't know what this is.

Look who's under the mistletoe.

Well, really it's small parsley

I found in a Dumpster,
but... Oh!

Aw.

MOTHER:
Kimmie!

Are you okay?

The Possibles!

Join us, won't you?

Isn't that Kimberly Ann's
arch-foe?

( chuckling ):
'Tis the season.

Of course, once we enter
the new year,

the truce is over.

I'm going to open a bag of freak

on all of you.

This is the weirdest
Christmas ever.

Hoo-sha!

Hey, gang...

It's not the turkey
and the stuffing,

or the gifts around the tree.

It's a warm and fuzzy feeling

that begins with you and me.

So put away those petty problems

♪ And embrace your fellow man! ♪

♪ And join the celebration ♪

♪ All across
this wonderful land ♪

♪ Have a ringlin',
jinglin' ♪

♪ Kris Kringlin' Christmas ♪

♪ Ring-a-ling-a-ling,
ring-a-ling-a-ling ♪

♪ Have a hop-along,
sing-along happy holiday ♪

♪ Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! ♪

♪ And when the snow
starts dripping ♪

♪ We'll hoist a hearty tear ♪

♪ For the rootinest-tootinest,
high-falutinest ♪

♪ Favorite time of year ♪

Yee-hah!