Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 14 - Day of the Snowmen - full transcript
A major blizzard hits Middleton, with an excessive amount of snow and wind,... and rampaging zombie snowmen.
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♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
( alarm beeping )
( Kim gasps )
Late!
Late for school.
Hello?
Why didn't anybody
wake me up?
Honey...
I've already missed
homeroom and...
TV ANNOUNCER:
Hal, the Tri-City area
has been walloped
by a surprise blizzard.
I'm standing on Main Street
where snow continues to fall,
adding to the five feet
of accumulation
we've already endured overnight.
All major roadways
and public transportation
in the Tri-City area are closed.
Area businesses are shut down
and school is canceled
until further notice.
Snow day.
Hoo-sha.
And as the snow falls,
we'll track it around the clock,
24/7, nonstop.
I am Summer Gale,
and I am Blizzard Watch.
( whistles )
FATHER:
I smell cocoa.
I hear popcorn.
And I know what that means.
BOTH:
Possible family snow day.
There's nothing like
whiteout blizzard conditions
to force some serious
family together time.
Don't forget the oldest possible
snow day tradition of all.
Snowy the snowman.
Natch.
FATHER:
Jim, Tim,
just in time.
Come on, we're building Snowy.
We're kind of busy.
We're using an ionic
heat particle beam
to clear driveways.
Cha-ching.
Power me up, Tim.
( beeps, blips )
( yells )
Still needs work.
Bye, guys.
( door opens )
Hey, Kimmie-Cup.
Honey, give me a hand
with Snowy's head.
Love to. Can't.
Plans with Ron.
( whooping )
Yeah!
Morning, Drs. P.
Kim, there's five feet
of packed powder
on Dead Man's Hill.
Will you join me in my quest
for the ultimate ride?
Love the sledding.
Not sure about the questing.
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
But don't you
want to...?
Oh, well.
Well,
that was a decent
qualifying run.
( groans )
Do those clouds look
a little greenish to you?
Who cares?
Let's sled.
( blows ):
Oh. Aren't your
hands freezing?
Bueno Nacho extra hot,
five-alarm sauce.
Just keep them in my pockets,
and my hands stay toasty
all day.
I thought they discontinued
the five-alarm sauce.
Oh, they did,
but I got these babies
before The Man got wise.
( screaming )
Huh?
( screaming )
( yelling )
Kim, behind you!
Zombie Snowman!
Whoo!
Glad that's over.
Or not.
RON:
An army of evil
zombie snowmen!
( squeaks )
Man, I always knew
that's what would get me.
( screaming )
Okay, sick and wrong.
I am so not believing this.
( pager beeps )
Go, Wade.
Kim, every snowman
in the Tri-City area
is coming to life
and going on a rampage.
And they don't seem like
jolly, happy souls.
I'm not sure what's causing it,
but check this out.
This is Summer Gale,
and I am reporting to you
from the Middleton mall
where we are under siege
from a legion of zombie snowmen.
Keep it here
for continuing coverage
of zombie snowmen watch.
I am Summer Gale and...
( screams )
Come on.
( alarm ringing )
How's my makeup?
I want to roll again in five.
Uh, we could be experiencing
some technical difficulties.
( horn blows )
Back, back, evil snow zombies!
Let's move, people.
Kim, let's jet!
( screams )
Hit it, Rufus.
Help! Anybody!
Kim, what's going on?
( screams )
Gosh, Summer Gale.
I mean, you are
Blizzard Watch. 'Smore?
No, thank you.
You wear a lot of makeup.
More than the younger
weather ladies.
Such charming children.
Okay, uh, come on, boys.
Let's whip up some hot cocoa.
Nothing on what's causing
the snowman effect.
( whistles )
( humming )
Okay, the good news is I can use
reverse thermal imaging
to track
the snowmen's movements.
I'm guessing that means
there's also bad news.
The bad news is that
all the snowmen
seem to be converging
on a single location.
What location?
Your house.
( screams )
Oh, man.
Back to the drawing board.
This is so wrong.
RON:
Okay, we're all boarded up.
KIM:
I don't get it.
Why are they after me?
RON:
Everyone's after you.
You should be used to it by now.
Go ahead,
tell them, Summer.
Cork it, Jake.
Tell us what?
Hold up... the mall, then here.
They're not after me.
They're after you.
Look, I wanted more air time,
all right?
So I bought a weather machine...
To create the snowstorm
of the century.
But I don't know what's going on
with all these snowmen.
It's not my fault, okay?
Maybe the weather
machine was faulty.
Did you buy used?
Pre-owned.
The salesman said
it had only been used once
for some attack on Canada.
A weather machine
needs a lot of water
to create a storm this big.
I got the water from some lake.
Wannasob...
Wannacry...
BOTH:
Lake Wannaweep.
Lake Wannaweep.
That's it.
Well, I don't have
to tell you guys
what that means.
Toxic snowmen.
Here's the sitch...
Summer says the weather machine
is hovering over her TV station.
Kimmie-Cup, you need
to get to that machine.
But, Dad...
No buts.
We'll hold off
the zombie snowmen, dear.
Here, you'll need these.
I have a better plan.
Let's just throw her outside
and be done with it.
She's the one they want.
Now hold it right there, mister.
Either you're with us, or
you're with the zombie snowmen.
There's an army
of them out there.
We can't win.
It's impossible.
Anything's possible
for a Possible.
And we're all in this
together, right, kids?
ALL:
Right.
( door rumbles )
Dad, do you still have
those G-33 booster rockets
you brought home from the lab?
( alarm chirps )
Whoops.
Hot sauce.
I hope you've got a plan B.
You wanted the
ultimate ride, right?
( yelling )
The roof, hurry.
( yelling )
Whoa!
I feel a heat wave coming on.
Oops. Okay.
Honest mistake, people.
( beeps )
We are now
operational.
Time to make slushies.
( beeps )
( thunder )
( croaking )
Oh, come on!
My turn.
( Mother sighs )
It's over.
( rumbling )
( growls )
Look out! It's Snowy!
( roaring )
How's my makeup?
RON:
Lake Wannaweep.
Every time I think I'm out,
she draws me back in.
Turn down the drama, Ron.
Once we dump the water
back into the lake,
everything will be fine.
Will it, Kim?
Place of evil.
Place of evil!
---
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
( alarm beeping )
( Kim gasps )
Late!
Late for school.
Hello?
Why didn't anybody
wake me up?
Honey...
I've already missed
homeroom and...
TV ANNOUNCER:
Hal, the Tri-City area
has been walloped
by a surprise blizzard.
I'm standing on Main Street
where snow continues to fall,
adding to the five feet
of accumulation
we've already endured overnight.
All major roadways
and public transportation
in the Tri-City area are closed.
Area businesses are shut down
and school is canceled
until further notice.
Snow day.
Hoo-sha.
And as the snow falls,
we'll track it around the clock,
24/7, nonstop.
I am Summer Gale,
and I am Blizzard Watch.
( whistles )
FATHER:
I smell cocoa.
I hear popcorn.
And I know what that means.
BOTH:
Possible family snow day.
There's nothing like
whiteout blizzard conditions
to force some serious
family together time.
Don't forget the oldest possible
snow day tradition of all.
Snowy the snowman.
Natch.
FATHER:
Jim, Tim,
just in time.
Come on, we're building Snowy.
We're kind of busy.
We're using an ionic
heat particle beam
to clear driveways.
Cha-ching.
Power me up, Tim.
( beeps, blips )
( yells )
Still needs work.
Bye, guys.
( door opens )
Hey, Kimmie-Cup.
Honey, give me a hand
with Snowy's head.
Love to. Can't.
Plans with Ron.
( whooping )
Yeah!
Morning, Drs. P.
Kim, there's five feet
of packed powder
on Dead Man's Hill.
Will you join me in my quest
for the ultimate ride?
Love the sledding.
Not sure about the questing.
Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.
But don't you
want to...?
Oh, well.
Well,
that was a decent
qualifying run.
( groans )
Do those clouds look
a little greenish to you?
Who cares?
Let's sled.
( blows ):
Oh. Aren't your
hands freezing?
Bueno Nacho extra hot,
five-alarm sauce.
Just keep them in my pockets,
and my hands stay toasty
all day.
I thought they discontinued
the five-alarm sauce.
Oh, they did,
but I got these babies
before The Man got wise.
( screaming )
Huh?
( screaming )
( yelling )
Kim, behind you!
Zombie Snowman!
Whoo!
Glad that's over.
Or not.
RON:
An army of evil
zombie snowmen!
( squeaks )
Man, I always knew
that's what would get me.
( screaming )
Okay, sick and wrong.
I am so not believing this.
( pager beeps )
Go, Wade.
Kim, every snowman
in the Tri-City area
is coming to life
and going on a rampage.
And they don't seem like
jolly, happy souls.
I'm not sure what's causing it,
but check this out.
This is Summer Gale,
and I am reporting to you
from the Middleton mall
where we are under siege
from a legion of zombie snowmen.
Keep it here
for continuing coverage
of zombie snowmen watch.
I am Summer Gale and...
( screams )
Come on.
( alarm ringing )
How's my makeup?
I want to roll again in five.
Uh, we could be experiencing
some technical difficulties.
( horn blows )
Back, back, evil snow zombies!
Let's move, people.
Kim, let's jet!
( screams )
Hit it, Rufus.
Help! Anybody!
Kim, what's going on?
( screams )
Gosh, Summer Gale.
I mean, you are
Blizzard Watch. 'Smore?
No, thank you.
You wear a lot of makeup.
More than the younger
weather ladies.
Such charming children.
Okay, uh, come on, boys.
Let's whip up some hot cocoa.
Nothing on what's causing
the snowman effect.
( whistles )
( humming )
Okay, the good news is I can use
reverse thermal imaging
to track
the snowmen's movements.
I'm guessing that means
there's also bad news.
The bad news is that
all the snowmen
seem to be converging
on a single location.
What location?
Your house.
( screams )
Oh, man.
Back to the drawing board.
This is so wrong.
RON:
Okay, we're all boarded up.
KIM:
I don't get it.
Why are they after me?
RON:
Everyone's after you.
You should be used to it by now.
Go ahead,
tell them, Summer.
Cork it, Jake.
Tell us what?
Hold up... the mall, then here.
They're not after me.
They're after you.
Look, I wanted more air time,
all right?
So I bought a weather machine...
To create the snowstorm
of the century.
But I don't know what's going on
with all these snowmen.
It's not my fault, okay?
Maybe the weather
machine was faulty.
Did you buy used?
Pre-owned.
The salesman said
it had only been used once
for some attack on Canada.
A weather machine
needs a lot of water
to create a storm this big.
I got the water from some lake.
Wannasob...
Wannacry...
BOTH:
Lake Wannaweep.
Lake Wannaweep.
That's it.
Well, I don't have
to tell you guys
what that means.
Toxic snowmen.
Here's the sitch...
Summer says the weather machine
is hovering over her TV station.
Kimmie-Cup, you need
to get to that machine.
But, Dad...
No buts.
We'll hold off
the zombie snowmen, dear.
Here, you'll need these.
I have a better plan.
Let's just throw her outside
and be done with it.
She's the one they want.
Now hold it right there, mister.
Either you're with us, or
you're with the zombie snowmen.
There's an army
of them out there.
We can't win.
It's impossible.
Anything's possible
for a Possible.
And we're all in this
together, right, kids?
ALL:
Right.
( door rumbles )
Dad, do you still have
those G-33 booster rockets
you brought home from the lab?
( alarm chirps )
Whoops.
Hot sauce.
I hope you've got a plan B.
You wanted the
ultimate ride, right?
( yelling )
The roof, hurry.
( yelling )
Whoa!
I feel a heat wave coming on.
Oops. Okay.
Honest mistake, people.
( beeps )
We are now
operational.
Time to make slushies.
( beeps )
( thunder )
( croaking )
Oh, come on!
My turn.
( Mother sighs )
It's over.
( rumbling )
( growls )
Look out! It's Snowy!
( roaring )
How's my makeup?
RON:
Lake Wannaweep.
Every time I think I'm out,
she draws me back in.
Turn down the drama, Ron.
Once we dump the water
back into the lake,
everything will be fine.
Will it, Kim?
Place of evil.
Place of evil!