Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 12 - Exchange - full transcript

Ron is selected for a student exchange program to Japan, but there may be something more sinister afoot. Kim and Monique's friendship is tested when they start crushing on the same boy.

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All right, people, listen up!

In the spirit of international

touchy-feelyness,
Middleton High is taking part

in a week-long student exchange
program with our sister school

in Yamanuchi, Japan.

Please extend a warm,
mad-dog welcome to Niotaka.

( applause and cheering )

Hi.

( sighing )

Imports are nice.

Sure, the guy's got looks,



attitude, and a
bon-diggity ride,

but can he do this?

Why would he want to?

And now,

the name of the Middleton
student who will journey

to the home of Sumo and anime...

Ron Stoppable.

Huh. Me?

Let me get this straight.

We get motorcycle hotness,
and they get Stoppable?

Any way we can make this trade
permanent?

Now keep in mind,

Stoppable, the next seven days,

you are a cultural ambassador.



You represent this school,
this city, and this nation.

Don't worry, Mr. B.

I am a master at the delicate
art of diplomacy.

But if they push any
of that raw fish on me,

I swear I'll chuck.

BOTH:
Uh-oh.

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

Okay Rufus, looks like

we've got the essentials packed.

You're taking a duffel

full of nachos to Japan?

Just for the plane.

I'll restock
at the Bueno Nacho Express

in the Tokyo airport.

You're really going to soak up

the local culture, aren't you?

Within reason.

( loud slurping sound )

( girls screaming )

Ladies, ladies, please.

You'll only be Ron-less
for one week.

Be brave.

Oh, come on.

Show me some love.

Look at them fight
over that Hirotaka guy.

It's pathetic.

So the dude's got a smooth ride.

Big whoop.

WOMAN:
Unstoppable-san.

Konichiwa.

I am Yodi
from the Yamanuchi school.

It is my honor
to guide you this week.

( weak chuckle )

Believe me,

the honor is, like,
totally mine.

This is where you go to school?

The campus is located
on the peak

of Mount Yamanuchi.

So, we just wait here
for a helicopter or what?

You are funny, Stoppable-san.

Of course, it will be
our honor to walk.

The Nachos are safe.

Go on without me.

But we are almost there,
Stoppable-san.

It will be my honor to pass out.

( gasps )

Check... it... out.

( martial arts yells )

Is this a public school?

MAN:
Ron Stoppable.

We have awaited your arrival.

I am Sensai.

Yamanuchi is no ordinary school.

We are a secret training ground

for the ancient art of Ninjitsu.

A secret Ninja school.

Wait, is it a public secret
Ninja school?

Oh. Check out
the Sheik.

Are we the only two girls in
Middleton not crushing on him?

You think you're pretty
slick stuff,

don't you, Chief?

Excuse me.

Maybe I need to teach you
some manners.

What's rude about "excuse me"?

To fight you,
would prove nothing.

That's very zen.

Rick won't get it.

I don't get it.

It is my wish to spare you

the embarrassment
of a humiliating defeat.

( grunting )

( grunting )

( gasping )

You know...

( laughing )

that Hirotaka does have
really cool hair.

I am so digging
his hair right now.

Our school has a long
and honored history.

It was founded
in the Year 338 A.D.

by the great warrior, Tushumir

who carved
this monastery
from the mountain

using only this sword,

the Lotus Blade.

MAN:
No.
What?!

You say too much, Master Sensai.

He is an outsider.

No, it's cool.

I'm way good at keeping secrets.

Unless,
it's something really juicy.

Fugusima,
your rudeness dishonors us all.

But Master...

I warn you:
do not further shame yourself.

Honored guest,
I must beg your forgiveness.

Dude, please, nothing but love.

This will be your room.

So does the bed flip out

from the wall or something?

( giggling )

That is the bed, Stoppable-san.

Call me Ron-san.

You should sleep.

Wake-up is
at 4:00 sharp.

4:00? In the afternoon?

Yeah. Okay,
that sounds do-able.

You are so funny

with your American-style jokes,
Stoppable-san.

Good night.

( gong sounding )

Ah... ooh...
snooze button?

SENSAI:
Today we begin
with the Dragon Claws.

Be quick,

be silent. Go.

Hey, wait up.

Welcome to Yamanuchi...
outsider.

( snoring )

( laughing )

Oh, man.

Even in Japan?
( giggling )

Hirotaka. Hi. I'm...

Kim Possible.

I know.

You do? Oh.

Hey I saw you play Brick
back there.

It was, um... spankin'.

Mantis Kung Fu rocks.

You know the Mantis style?

Well, I wouldn't say know.

I might say dabbled in.

Show me.

What? Right here.

Oh, I-I don't...

I will see you, Kim Possible.

I'm a sheep, a crushing sheep.

RON:
Ow... ow... ow...
not so fast.

Listen, maybe I'm not cut out

for this Ninja School
stuff, Yori.

It has been harder
for you than Rufus-san.

( gulping )

( burps )

But you must not give up.

Even a mighty river
was once a stream.

But I'm a trickle.

I believe in you, Stoppable-san.

Good night.

Ahh, call me Ron-san.

Yeah! I love this place.

Ron-san is going to sleep
like a baby, tonight.

( whimpering )

No, I don't mean waking up
every two hours

crying for my mama.

( bell ringing )

I'm up, I'm up, all right.

Where's the Dragon Course?

I'm there.

Where is everyone?

( chattering )

It is the alarm.

The Lotus Blade has been stolen.

Stoppable-san...
sit.

Look, if this
is about the damages
to the school...

I wish your help
in recovering the Lotus Blade.

My help?

Well, Master,
I don't know
if you've noticed,

but I have been flunking
every class
since I got here.

The Lotus Blade
is no ordinary sword.

In the wrong hands

it could be very dangerous.

( sniffing )

Monkey?

Monkey...
Lord Monkey Fist.

My arch foe.

Hey. I just realized
I have my own personal
arch foe.

That's pretty cool.

This Monkey Fist is now more
powerful than ever before.

The sword in the wrong hands...

I fear for us all.

You fear?

Oh man, look, due respect,

I have some very deep-rooted
monkey issues.

I know.

You were not chosen
to come to Yamanuchi
by accident.

Tochimur, the warrior who
founded our school

was the original master
of Tae-shing Pequa.

Funky kung fu!

I knew there was
something about
this place.

Since then,
there have been
only two individuals

who have been exposed

to the mystical monkey power.

Monkey Fist

and you.

You, and the Lotus Blade
are connected by destiny.

This has got to be a mistake.

I can't even get a grain of rice

from the master lunch lady.

Look, I wish I could help,

but you're sick
with ninjas here.

Do as your heart tells you.

Can you hear it, too?

Monique,

thank you for letting me use
your Club Banana discount.

I will see you around.

Yeah.

Making Hirotaka
feel right at home?

Okay, I admit it.

I am now officially crushing.

I know.
How can you not?

Well, you two would make
a totally cute couple.

Come on, you two
are truly, madly.

Kim, best friend says,
"Go for it."

Monique, I insist.

Nachos are history and so am I.

Come on, Rufus.

Yori?

I'm saddened to say
that Yori is missing.

Missing?
Missing how?

Since you refused the task
of recovering the lotus blade,

she seized the honor.

Her footprints...

the ground here,
tells the story.

A great struggle, many warriors.

And one Yori.

The hour grows late,

Stoppable-san.

You have a plane to catch.

I'm going to miss that plane.

Come on, Rufus.

Time to kick some monkey tail.

Ow!

Outsider, wait.

Look, Dude-san,

I don't have time
for your attitude.

Allow me the honor
of going with you.

Well... I suppose we could
use someone who knows the area.

But let's get one thing
straight.

When it comes to saving
the beautiful girl

and winning
her affections,
that's my honor.

Got it?

Fair enough, outsider.

Fair enough.

The trail leads this way.

Man, it's like

an ice sauna up here.

Volcanic hot springs.

Many seek their healing powers.

I will see how far
this trail leads.

Watch my back.

Consider it watched.

Rufus. Ru...?

Oh, Fuji.

Why is it always monkeys?

Why can't I ever be attacked
by crazed super models?

Hey...

Not too shabby, check me out.

Outsider, this way.

Talk to me, Wade.

I need coordinates
on the target ASAP.

I don't know about this, Kim.

Wade, this is serious.
Okay.

Target directly below at 5:00.

Kim, are you sure
you want to go there?

Cut the chatter, Wade,
I'm working.

Oh, Hirotaka.

What a coincidence
running into you here.

Konichiwa, Kim.

Listen, the Bravos are playing
at the civic center tonight

and guess who scored
some tickets?

I was thinking
that maybe...
Hey, Kim.

Actually, I swung tickets, too.

This is great,
we will all three go together.

It will be my honor.

What are you doing here?

What am I doing here?

You insisted.

Who said "Go for it?"

Who was all "truly madly"?

I don't even know
what that means.

You said it.

I know, I didn't mean it.

We will cover more ground
if we split up.

( cackling )

( louder cackling )

( cackling laughter )

At last, the ultimate weapon
is where it belongs.

Stoppable-san.

Call me Ron-san.

Come on, we have
to find Fukushima

and get off Monkey Mountain.

Fukushima? No.

He told Monkey Fist the location
of the lotus blade.

He has betrayed us.

But he's the one
that led us down here.

That means this
whole thing is...
A trap.

Sorry, outsider.

You and I are the only
people on Earth

capable of unleashing the power

of the lotus blade.

Once I have destroyed you,

there will be only me.

( laughing maniacally )

I'd say things
are about to heat up.

This could be a bad career move
for you, Fukushima.

How so, outsider?

I mean, how's this going
to look on your transcripts?

You know, this will keep you out

of a good Ninja college
for sure.

But I was hoping to gain
early admission.

Don't worry, I'll write you
a letter of recommendation,

and by then, I will
have led an army

of ninja monkeys into battle.

Under the power of the lotus
blade, the world will fall...

making me, supreme monkey ruler.

( cackling, monkeys screeching )

He thinks he's such
a smart monkey.

I'm sorry it ends like this,
Stoppable-san.

It's not over yet, Yori.

I'm like a cat with nine lives.

I keep the... ow!

Ow! Hot! Hot! Ow!
Hot! Hot!

( pants )

Monkey Fists thinks he and I

are the only ones exposed
to mystical monkey power,

he's forgetting
there is one other.

The lotus blade!

That rodent has
the mystical monkey power.

Ninjas, attack!

Uh, Rufus, when you
get a chance.

Thanks, Monkey Ninja, buddy.

Ha. Who's the smart monkey now?

They must not escape.

Hurry, Stoppable-san.

Here are the seats.

Look, Monique,
this is ridiculous.

We can't be feuding
over the same guy.

We're friends.

Kim, I am so relieved
to hear you say that.

I was thinking the same thing.

Cool.

Because I think Hirotaka
really likes me,

so if you...
Likes you?

You better wake up
from that dream, girl.

Monique.
What ya gonna do?

Want to start with some of that
chump teen hero kung fu?

Bring it here.

( grunting )

They will be coming for us.

Let's see what
this thing can do.

No, nope, too pointy.

Don't know what that is.

Hey, I could use that camping.

I could 'cause...

Yes!

Hop on, everybody. Whoa!

The icebergs will
take us to safety.

( yelling )

I grow impatient.

Hand over the sword.

Never. Not in
a hundred, million,

billion y... oh!

The lotus blade!

( screams )

( cries )

Okay, real quickly,
I want to point out

that it wasn't my fault.

He did it.

( growls ):
Attack!

( horn blows )

Master sensai.

( sing-songy ):
Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

They're bad, you're sad.

They're bad.

You're sad.

Let's just bring it, shall we?!

( screeching )

Outsider, without the lotus
blade you are nothing.

Want some more?

Hah. It is my honor
to defeat you.

Retreat!

Sensai, I am really sorry
about losing the lotus blade.

So long as your heart
remains pure,

the blade will always
know the way home.

Call it back to you.

Call it?
But I mean, how...?

Magic sword, here, boy.

( kissing )

Uh, my bad.
I can pay for that, really.

You just go ahead,
you put that on my tab.

Our gratitude runs, Stoppable.

At Yamanochi, you will
always be remembered

as a warrior hero.

Boo-ya!
A warrior hero, score!

But the true nature
of the ninja school

must be kept secret.
Huh?

You must never tell anyone

of your adventure here,

not ever.

Man, that tanks.

I will miss you.

Good bye, Ron-san.

( whistles )

Uh, any chance of a warrior hero

getting a lift to the airport?

Always with
the American-style jokes.

Naturally,

it will be a great
honor to walk.

Yeah, I knew that.

Take care, Hirotaka.

Stay in touch.

Thank you.
But I must say goodbye

to my number one girlfriend.

Bye, Hiro, darling.

I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

We were ferociously whacked

to risk our friendship like that
for a crush.

Even with one
with hair that cool.

The boys are back in town!

So spill.

How was Japan?
Tell all.

Oh, you know, same old same old.