Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 2, Episode 11 - The Fearless Ferret - full transcript
Determined to prove that he can be a hero without Kim, Ron takes up the mantle of a retired crime fighter.
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( siren wailing )
( humming )
( chuckles )
Good morning, Ron.
Hey, Dr. Possible!
I'm so glad you decided
to volunteer
for the Sunshine Spreaders.
Ah, you know me...
I can't not help.
Where's Kim?
Oh, she ran off to rescue
some hikers in the Andes.
Code Black!
Code Black!
( all shouting excitedly )
I'm seeing anterior tablature.
Where did it happen?
The Andes.
( both gasp )
( gasps )
Kimmie!
K.P.! What's with
the goofy face?
Rictus paralysis...
A sure sign of...
brain frost.
( gasps )
( gasps )
There's only one cure...
A new brain.
Take mine;
it's the least I could do.
We've got to work fast.
It's extremely contagious.
Dr. P.!
Rufus!
( sighs ):
Looks like it's up to me.
Hero time.
( gasps )
You saved me.
You're a hero, Ron.
( echoing ):
Ron?
Ron...
nap time's over.
611 needs a fresh bedpan.
Oh, man!
What,
you were expecting
to do brain surgery
on your first day?
No. Unless I was,
like, you know,
the world's last hope
or something.
Huh.
Why are you staring?
No reason.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
WOMAN:
Welcome,
and thank you,
Sunshine Spreaders.
Your youthful enthusiasm
brightens our patients'
cloudy day.
Okay, this may not
be your dream job,
but it does give us
community service
credit at school.
I guess saving the world
just isn't enough.
Kim?
The triage nurse is out today.
Can you help out in the E.R.?
No prob.
People, we have
a homebound senior
who needs a little spirit lift.
He's sent three Sunshiners
home crying already.
Hmm, sounds like this fella
needs a dose of Ron-shine.
His name's Timothy
North. Good luck.
Well, this looks...
cheery.
( shudders )
Oh. Funky knocker.
Hello? Mr. North?
Mm, maybe the old dude
can't hear us.
I said hello!
NORTH ( over intercom ):
I hear fine, punk.
Uh, no, I'm here
to spread sunshine.
Spread it on someone who cares.
( over intercom ):
Come on, Mr. North,
I-I won't get school credit
if I don't lift your spirits
with my youthful zest.
You ready to go home crying?
No. No-no-no, no.
I'm not like the others.
I'm Ron Stoppable.
I, um, can do anything.
Do you know how to grout tile?
( like Paul Lynde ):
Yeah!
But can a rubber band play?
( upbeat music playing )
( laughter )
BOTH:
You'd best believe it!
What is this?
New cable station.
TV Trash Heap.
100% near-classic programs
unseen for generations.
For good reason.
Where's Ron?
He was going to check out
Laugh Riot with us.
Good question.
I tried calling... no answer.
NORTH:
After you get rid
of the spiders in here,
you can shoo the bats
out of the attic.
( groans ):
Oh, I'm beat, sir.
Can't I just sit around
and listen to you,
you know, reminisce
about the good old days?
Eat snowballs.
Was that something he used
to do in the good old days
or something
he wants me to do now?
Uh-oh.
( gasping )
We shouldn't.
Uh-uh.
( beep )
( both yelling )
( both grunt )
Whoa...!
Rufus, I think I'm having
the most excellent
geek dream ever.
"Fearless Ferret Foils
Fiendish Foe."
That's a lot of Fs.
Whoa. A real hero.
( gasps )
Wow.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Booyah!
I knew it!
You came here
to infiltrate the ferret hole.
No. No-no-no.
It was an accident,
and the costume, it just...
Hey. You were
the Fearless Ferret!
Curses. My secret
has been revealed.
You stalked the night!
Eh, my eyes
were better back then.
My eyes are perfect!
Well, I mean,
I have a slight stigmatism,
but the doc says I don't need
corrective lenses. Y-Yet.
You talk too much.
Come on!
I could carry on
the legacy of the
Fearless Ferret.
Hey! ( Sings fanfare )
And Wonder Weasel.
Preposterous!
There is only one
Fearless Ferret.
Until now.
Come on, Mr. N.,
let me put on the tights.
Give me a chance...
I frequently play
a supporting role
in saving the world.
The Fearless Ferret
never plays second fiddle.
Well, then, see, that's perfect.
I'm ready to step up.
You, a fierce fighter
of freakish foes?
For sure!
Maybe... on a trial basis.
Yes!
All right, then,
tonight I will teach you
the ferrety ways of justice.
I'm going to be a superhero!
Oh, wait till I tell Kim!
I repeat:
you talk too much.
Secret Identity!
I gotcha. Right,
uh-huh, gotcha.
My lips are so sealed.
( giggling )
Once again,
the crime-ridden streets
will bow to the will
( over radio ):
of the Fearless Ferret.
Um, Mr. North, my tights
seem kind of... loose.
The ferret moves
silent and swift.
Silent and swift!
But...
Gotcha.
Hmm, ferrets has a snack itch.
( horn honking )
( yells )
( pigeons cooing )
Hmm.
( both giggling )
( car alarm blaring )
NORTH ( over radio ):
It's the sound of villainy.
Duty calls, Wonder Weasel.
Activate ferret claw.
That's the ferret smoke screen.
( coughing )
They all look the same.
( coughing )
That's the claw.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey, hey! Oh... aah!
Whoa!
( yelling )
( both screaming )
( both grunt )
( car alarm blaring )
( growls )
( yelling )
Behold the ferrety claws
of justice.
I am the Fearless Ferret.
( growling )
And this is my sidekick,
Wonder Weasel.
( giggling ):
Dude... you're so
fighting crime.
Uh, nice tights.
Um, I'm going to get
my ferrety tailor
to take them in.
It can't be.
Dig it, citizens, thanks
to the Fearless Ferret,
your streets are safe tonight.
NORTH:
Get out of there before
you lose your ferret mystique.
Farewell, good people.
We're off to ferret
out crime wherever
it may hide.
Can you do something
about that alarm first?
So, the Fearless Ferret
has returned.
I've been waiting years
for this.
Finally, the Foolish Ferret
will be defeated
by his arch-nemesis...
White Stripe!
( bell ringing )
Hey.
Hey.
So, I called you last night.
You were out late again.
Spreading sunshine.
At night?
Mr. North, he's
a night person.
What's your secret?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Sec... what secret?
Sec... I-I have no idea
what you mean.
Why didn't he make you
cry like the others?
Oh, that.
I'm, yeah, no,
I'm a people pleaser,
I'm a people pleasing person.
Hmm...
So we have, like,
50 new channels on cable.
Want to come over
tonight and surf?
Oh, yeah, I promised I'd help
Mr. North, um, mulch his yard.
In the dark?
Well, like I said, night person.
I'll see you.
Hmm.
You know, Wonder Weasel,
I hate playing Kim,
but they don't call it a secret
identity for nothing, right?
Uh-huh.
Listen up, two words:
"always alert."
I'm sorry, what was that?
Ha, ha, psych.
See, that's what I usually do
as a sidekick.
You know, I do the funny stuff.
Leave the gags to the weasel.
Mm-hmm.
The Fearless Ferret
is all business.
You got it, sir.
( crashing )
You hear that, little chum?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Let's go.
( groans )
Eww! Now I smell it, too.
Yow, it's rank.
It can't be. It's...
A giant skunk?!
The Wicked White Stripe.
As you well know,
my ferrety foe.
( gasps )
White Stripe,
that fiend.
You know this guy?
My noxious nemesis.
Beware of his Stink Stream.
I don't even want
to know what that is.
Activate Fragrant
Ferret Deodorizer.
Right.
( beeping )
Um, which one is that?
The nose!
( coughing )
( yelps )
( whistles )
Wade, are you sure Ron's pager
is in this building?
Are you sure
it's any of your business?
He's been acting funny.
I just want
to make sure he's okay.
Then yes, the trace is solid.
Not so fast, Ferret.
Come on down.
( yelping )
( gasps and sniffs )
Eww. Ron?
You in here?
Kim?
Use the Ferret Flicker.
No, that's the Ferret Tail.
We really should have gone over
this before I went skulking.
Oh...
Try up here.
( grunting )
Missy, this is none
of your business.
Making it my business, stinky.
( yelling )
We'll meet again, Ferret.
( laughs )
So, wh-who are you
supposed to be?
Just think of me as...
a friend.
Yeah, no, duh.
Ron.
That is so not cool
to do to a super hero.
Retreat, retreat.
Preserve your secret identity.
Uh, got to go.
Nice cave you've got here.
Kim!
Um, it's a hole.
The Ferret Hole.
And you're doing what exactly?
If somebody told you I was just
an ordinary teenage sidekick,
somebody lied.
What?
I am the Fearless Ferret,
version 2.0.
Ahem!
And Wonder Weasel.
Um, I think it's great
you get to be
all ferrety, but...
What have you done?
You know better
than to bring strangers
to the Ferret Hole.
And without a mask.
You've compromised
your secret identity.
She followed me,
Mr. N.
This is my friend, Kim Possible.
She's wily.
Wily, eh?
Sounds like the Ferret Girl.
Quickly, don this costume.
Uh, thanks. No.
I don't get the whole superhero,
secret identity thing.
What do you mean?
You chase bad guys, too.
Yeah, but my clothes
are off the rack.
( pager beeping )
Hey, Wade.
Who else knows you're here?
Who's that?
Long story.
What's up?
You got a hit on the site
from the Lowerton Lemurs
football team.
Someone stole
their dirty laundry.
Weird.
Ron, you coming?
Indeed I am.
I will ferret out
this crime as...
the Fearless Ferret.
Remember, the Fearless Ferret
never plays second fiddle.
Sorry, old friend.
Wonder Weasel and I will handle
this by ourselves, ferret style.
Yeah, I'll try
to stay out of your way.
( high-pitched whistling )
( crashing )
( dance music playing )
ANNOUNCER:
Tomorrow, four freaky hippies
become super spies in...
More TV trash?
The trashiest.
ANNOUNCER:
Next up, the Fearless Ferret.
That's right, Wonder Weasel.
It's time to ferret out evil.
The Fearless Ferret
is a TV character?
ANNOUNCER:
Tonight's episode...
I can't believe it.
You should have seen
the "where are they now"
special on the show.
The actors that played
Ferret and White Stripe
are complete space cases.
They both totally thought
the whole thing was real.
My best friend, space case.
Okay, Ferret,
let's see you get out of this.
Hick-a-bick-a-boo.
ANNOUNCER:
Can't get enough of the Fearless
Ferret on TV Trash Heap?
Then come on down to Ferret Fest
at the Tri City
Convention Center.
BOTH:
Hoo-sha
Meet your fellow
Ferret fanciers.
Prizes to the best
Ferret costume.
There's no better way
to ferret out fun!
I've got to find Ron.
Shrouded in shrubbery,
the Fearless Ferret
prepares to pounce.
Maybe punks pounce,
ferrets do not.
Okay, how 'bout I...
face my foe?
Better.
Throw in something
about the skulking skunk.
You sure he's coming?
Definitely.
Hitting the perfume factory
fits Stripe's M.O.
It's just a matter of time.
Hold the phone, partner.
I've got an intruder.
Nice moves, kid.
You sure you don't want
to be Ferret Girl?
So sure.
Mr. North, we need to talk.
Oh, dear me.
Can somebody help
a poor old lady?
FF One, FF Two here, copy?
FF One?
Hello, Mr. North?
Ah, looks like we're on
our own, Wonder Weasel.
Flying solo.
Ahem!
Uh, flying duo, sorry.
( crying )
What can the Fearless Ferret
do for you, ma'am?
Smell my stink spray.
Eww!
( gasping )
Whoa...
A TV show?
Yeah, that does ring a bell.
Sort of.
Still, my fight against
evil, that was real.
Not. Sorry.
Now about Ron...
Wait, what about my bum leg?
I definitely got this
battling evil.
Uh, no.
You got it after
your show was canceled,
when they had to forcibly
remove you from the set.
Mr. North,
I'm afraid you've lived
with all the show props
for so long
that you began
to think it was real.
Maybe.
Or maybe you're a fiendish foe
who wants me to believe
I was only an actor.
Exhibit A. TV Trash Heap.
ANNOUNCER:
Remember Ferret fans,
Ferret Fest is here
at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Let's go, Wonder Weasel.
An actor?
Sorry, Mr. North.
Now about Ron.
I think White Stripe
might also a be a bit confused.
Don't worry about your friend.
He's a... he's gone.
Gone where?
Clunk, where are you?
( groans )
We got skunked.
Mm-hmm. Pu.
We're at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Wow.
This is badical.
I've already got fans.
WHITE STRIPE:
Oh, yes.
The foolish fans
fawn over my ferrety foe.
Good one.
Thank you.
I hope you'll enjoy
the view of my victory.
Huh?
Behold!
So what?
You've got one balloon.
I've got a whole convention.
Behold again.
Okay, yeah.
Ah, come on.
Just below the tail.
You're going
to pop your own balloon?
That is no ordinary
balloon, Ferret.
For it is filled with
the foulest odor.
A stink that will cling to its
victims for years to come.
( laughs )
( laughing )
( beeping )
KIM:
I've located Ron.
He's at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Just like the old days.
Racing to the rescue.
Only in the old days...
I was an actor in a TV show
that got canceled
after two seasons.
Just reality checking.
What is this?
Ferret Fest.
Ron!
Back off, Farnsworth.
That name. I know that name.
You should, it's your name.
Rudolph Farnsworth, actor.
Had a one-time guest spot
on the Fearless Ferret TV show.
RON:
TV show?
Sorry, Ron.
The Fearless Ferret isn't real.
It's, well...
TV trash.
Well, what about the Ferret Hole
and all the other ferret stuff?
North spent all his money
duplicating the set.
Ah, lies!
Smell my stink spray.
( gasps )
Man, that stinks.
Kim!
Farewell, Ferret.
Whoo-hoo!
Time to step up.
Yeah!
( grunting )
( beeping )
Hop aboard, Wonder Weasel.
Ta-dah.
Well done, Wonder Weasel.
( grunting )
( beeping )
MAN:
What kind of
costume is that?
MAN 2:
White Strip,
one the lesser villains,
played by Rudolph Farnsworth.
He appeared only in episode 14.
Who you calling lesser?
( grunting )
( beeping )
( grunting )
( beeping )
You okay, Ferret Girl?
Yeah.
Look! Timothy North!
In the flesh!
North has never been
to a convention.
Ever!
Mr. North,
an autograph?
Tim?
Timothy North?
Farnsworth.
So, what have you
been up to, lately?
Oh, living each day in delusion,
thinking that fiction
is reality.
That's me.
Me, too.
( fans shouting )
North is actually smiling.
Guess he just needed
some Ron-shine in his life.
I'm a hero.
It's what I do.
Way to go, hero.
WOMAN:
TV Trash Heap
is pulling in huge numbers.
I know.
We scrapped the bottom
of the barrel.
The people eat it up.
I smell a promotion.
Oh!
Ugh!
---
( siren wailing )
( humming )
( chuckles )
Good morning, Ron.
Hey, Dr. Possible!
I'm so glad you decided
to volunteer
for the Sunshine Spreaders.
Ah, you know me...
I can't not help.
Where's Kim?
Oh, she ran off to rescue
some hikers in the Andes.
Code Black!
Code Black!
( all shouting excitedly )
I'm seeing anterior tablature.
Where did it happen?
The Andes.
( both gasp )
( gasps )
Kimmie!
K.P.! What's with
the goofy face?
Rictus paralysis...
A sure sign of...
brain frost.
( gasps )
( gasps )
There's only one cure...
A new brain.
Take mine;
it's the least I could do.
We've got to work fast.
It's extremely contagious.
Dr. P.!
Rufus!
( sighs ):
Looks like it's up to me.
Hero time.
( gasps )
You saved me.
You're a hero, Ron.
( echoing ):
Ron?
Ron...
nap time's over.
611 needs a fresh bedpan.
Oh, man!
What,
you were expecting
to do brain surgery
on your first day?
No. Unless I was,
like, you know,
the world's last hope
or something.
Huh.
Why are you staring?
No reason.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
WOMAN:
Welcome,
and thank you,
Sunshine Spreaders.
Your youthful enthusiasm
brightens our patients'
cloudy day.
Okay, this may not
be your dream job,
but it does give us
community service
credit at school.
I guess saving the world
just isn't enough.
Kim?
The triage nurse is out today.
Can you help out in the E.R.?
No prob.
People, we have
a homebound senior
who needs a little spirit lift.
He's sent three Sunshiners
home crying already.
Hmm, sounds like this fella
needs a dose of Ron-shine.
His name's Timothy
North. Good luck.
Well, this looks...
cheery.
( shudders )
Oh. Funky knocker.
Hello? Mr. North?
Mm, maybe the old dude
can't hear us.
I said hello!
NORTH ( over intercom ):
I hear fine, punk.
Uh, no, I'm here
to spread sunshine.
Spread it on someone who cares.
( over intercom ):
Come on, Mr. North,
I-I won't get school credit
if I don't lift your spirits
with my youthful zest.
You ready to go home crying?
No. No-no-no, no.
I'm not like the others.
I'm Ron Stoppable.
I, um, can do anything.
Do you know how to grout tile?
( like Paul Lynde ):
Yeah!
But can a rubber band play?
( upbeat music playing )
( laughter )
BOTH:
You'd best believe it!
What is this?
New cable station.
TV Trash Heap.
100% near-classic programs
unseen for generations.
For good reason.
Where's Ron?
He was going to check out
Laugh Riot with us.
Good question.
I tried calling... no answer.
NORTH:
After you get rid
of the spiders in here,
you can shoo the bats
out of the attic.
( groans ):
Oh, I'm beat, sir.
Can't I just sit around
and listen to you,
you know, reminisce
about the good old days?
Eat snowballs.
Was that something he used
to do in the good old days
or something
he wants me to do now?
Uh-oh.
( gasping )
We shouldn't.
Uh-uh.
( beep )
( both yelling )
( both grunt )
Whoa...!
Rufus, I think I'm having
the most excellent
geek dream ever.
"Fearless Ferret Foils
Fiendish Foe."
That's a lot of Fs.
Whoa. A real hero.
( gasps )
Wow.
Hmm...
Hmm...
Booyah!
I knew it!
You came here
to infiltrate the ferret hole.
No. No-no-no.
It was an accident,
and the costume, it just...
Hey. You were
the Fearless Ferret!
Curses. My secret
has been revealed.
You stalked the night!
Eh, my eyes
were better back then.
My eyes are perfect!
Well, I mean,
I have a slight stigmatism,
but the doc says I don't need
corrective lenses. Y-Yet.
You talk too much.
Come on!
I could carry on
the legacy of the
Fearless Ferret.
Hey! ( Sings fanfare )
And Wonder Weasel.
Preposterous!
There is only one
Fearless Ferret.
Until now.
Come on, Mr. N.,
let me put on the tights.
Give me a chance...
I frequently play
a supporting role
in saving the world.
The Fearless Ferret
never plays second fiddle.
Well, then, see, that's perfect.
I'm ready to step up.
You, a fierce fighter
of freakish foes?
For sure!
Maybe... on a trial basis.
Yes!
All right, then,
tonight I will teach you
the ferrety ways of justice.
I'm going to be a superhero!
Oh, wait till I tell Kim!
I repeat:
you talk too much.
Secret Identity!
I gotcha. Right,
uh-huh, gotcha.
My lips are so sealed.
( giggling )
Once again,
the crime-ridden streets
will bow to the will
( over radio ):
of the Fearless Ferret.
Um, Mr. North, my tights
seem kind of... loose.
The ferret moves
silent and swift.
Silent and swift!
But...
Gotcha.
Hmm, ferrets has a snack itch.
( horn honking )
( yells )
( pigeons cooing )
Hmm.
( both giggling )
( car alarm blaring )
NORTH ( over radio ):
It's the sound of villainy.
Duty calls, Wonder Weasel.
Activate ferret claw.
That's the ferret smoke screen.
( coughing )
They all look the same.
( coughing )
That's the claw.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Hey, hey! Oh... aah!
Whoa!
( yelling )
( both screaming )
( both grunt )
( car alarm blaring )
( growls )
( yelling )
Behold the ferrety claws
of justice.
I am the Fearless Ferret.
( growling )
And this is my sidekick,
Wonder Weasel.
( giggling ):
Dude... you're so
fighting crime.
Uh, nice tights.
Um, I'm going to get
my ferrety tailor
to take them in.
It can't be.
Dig it, citizens, thanks
to the Fearless Ferret,
your streets are safe tonight.
NORTH:
Get out of there before
you lose your ferret mystique.
Farewell, good people.
We're off to ferret
out crime wherever
it may hide.
Can you do something
about that alarm first?
So, the Fearless Ferret
has returned.
I've been waiting years
for this.
Finally, the Foolish Ferret
will be defeated
by his arch-nemesis...
White Stripe!
( bell ringing )
Hey.
Hey.
So, I called you last night.
You were out late again.
Spreading sunshine.
At night?
Mr. North, he's
a night person.
What's your secret?
Uh-uh, uh-uh.
Sec... what secret?
Sec... I-I have no idea
what you mean.
Why didn't he make you
cry like the others?
Oh, that.
I'm, yeah, no,
I'm a people pleaser,
I'm a people pleasing person.
Hmm...
So we have, like,
50 new channels on cable.
Want to come over
tonight and surf?
Oh, yeah, I promised I'd help
Mr. North, um, mulch his yard.
In the dark?
Well, like I said, night person.
I'll see you.
Hmm.
You know, Wonder Weasel,
I hate playing Kim,
but they don't call it a secret
identity for nothing, right?
Uh-huh.
Listen up, two words:
"always alert."
I'm sorry, what was that?
Ha, ha, psych.
See, that's what I usually do
as a sidekick.
You know, I do the funny stuff.
Leave the gags to the weasel.
Mm-hmm.
The Fearless Ferret
is all business.
You got it, sir.
( crashing )
You hear that, little chum?
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Let's go.
( groans )
Eww! Now I smell it, too.
Yow, it's rank.
It can't be. It's...
A giant skunk?!
The Wicked White Stripe.
As you well know,
my ferrety foe.
( gasps )
White Stripe,
that fiend.
You know this guy?
My noxious nemesis.
Beware of his Stink Stream.
I don't even want
to know what that is.
Activate Fragrant
Ferret Deodorizer.
Right.
( beeping )
Um, which one is that?
The nose!
( coughing )
( yelps )
( whistles )
Wade, are you sure Ron's pager
is in this building?
Are you sure
it's any of your business?
He's been acting funny.
I just want
to make sure he's okay.
Then yes, the trace is solid.
Not so fast, Ferret.
Come on down.
( yelping )
( gasps and sniffs )
Eww. Ron?
You in here?
Kim?
Use the Ferret Flicker.
No, that's the Ferret Tail.
We really should have gone over
this before I went skulking.
Oh...
Try up here.
( grunting )
Missy, this is none
of your business.
Making it my business, stinky.
( yelling )
We'll meet again, Ferret.
( laughs )
So, wh-who are you
supposed to be?
Just think of me as...
a friend.
Yeah, no, duh.
Ron.
That is so not cool
to do to a super hero.
Retreat, retreat.
Preserve your secret identity.
Uh, got to go.
Nice cave you've got here.
Kim!
Um, it's a hole.
The Ferret Hole.
And you're doing what exactly?
If somebody told you I was just
an ordinary teenage sidekick,
somebody lied.
What?
I am the Fearless Ferret,
version 2.0.
Ahem!
And Wonder Weasel.
Um, I think it's great
you get to be
all ferrety, but...
What have you done?
You know better
than to bring strangers
to the Ferret Hole.
And without a mask.
You've compromised
your secret identity.
She followed me,
Mr. N.
This is my friend, Kim Possible.
She's wily.
Wily, eh?
Sounds like the Ferret Girl.
Quickly, don this costume.
Uh, thanks. No.
I don't get the whole superhero,
secret identity thing.
What do you mean?
You chase bad guys, too.
Yeah, but my clothes
are off the rack.
( pager beeping )
Hey, Wade.
Who else knows you're here?
Who's that?
Long story.
What's up?
You got a hit on the site
from the Lowerton Lemurs
football team.
Someone stole
their dirty laundry.
Weird.
Ron, you coming?
Indeed I am.
I will ferret out
this crime as...
the Fearless Ferret.
Remember, the Fearless Ferret
never plays second fiddle.
Sorry, old friend.
Wonder Weasel and I will handle
this by ourselves, ferret style.
Yeah, I'll try
to stay out of your way.
( high-pitched whistling )
( crashing )
( dance music playing )
ANNOUNCER:
Tomorrow, four freaky hippies
become super spies in...
More TV trash?
The trashiest.
ANNOUNCER:
Next up, the Fearless Ferret.
That's right, Wonder Weasel.
It's time to ferret out evil.
The Fearless Ferret
is a TV character?
ANNOUNCER:
Tonight's episode...
I can't believe it.
You should have seen
the "where are they now"
special on the show.
The actors that played
Ferret and White Stripe
are complete space cases.
They both totally thought
the whole thing was real.
My best friend, space case.
Okay, Ferret,
let's see you get out of this.
Hick-a-bick-a-boo.
ANNOUNCER:
Can't get enough of the Fearless
Ferret on TV Trash Heap?
Then come on down to Ferret Fest
at the Tri City
Convention Center.
BOTH:
Hoo-sha
Meet your fellow
Ferret fanciers.
Prizes to the best
Ferret costume.
There's no better way
to ferret out fun!
I've got to find Ron.
Shrouded in shrubbery,
the Fearless Ferret
prepares to pounce.
Maybe punks pounce,
ferrets do not.
Okay, how 'bout I...
face my foe?
Better.
Throw in something
about the skulking skunk.
You sure he's coming?
Definitely.
Hitting the perfume factory
fits Stripe's M.O.
It's just a matter of time.
Hold the phone, partner.
I've got an intruder.
Nice moves, kid.
You sure you don't want
to be Ferret Girl?
So sure.
Mr. North, we need to talk.
Oh, dear me.
Can somebody help
a poor old lady?
FF One, FF Two here, copy?
FF One?
Hello, Mr. North?
Ah, looks like we're on
our own, Wonder Weasel.
Flying solo.
Ahem!
Uh, flying duo, sorry.
( crying )
What can the Fearless Ferret
do for you, ma'am?
Smell my stink spray.
Eww!
( gasping )
Whoa...
A TV show?
Yeah, that does ring a bell.
Sort of.
Still, my fight against
evil, that was real.
Not. Sorry.
Now about Ron...
Wait, what about my bum leg?
I definitely got this
battling evil.
Uh, no.
You got it after
your show was canceled,
when they had to forcibly
remove you from the set.
Mr. North,
I'm afraid you've lived
with all the show props
for so long
that you began
to think it was real.
Maybe.
Or maybe you're a fiendish foe
who wants me to believe
I was only an actor.
Exhibit A. TV Trash Heap.
ANNOUNCER:
Remember Ferret fans,
Ferret Fest is here
at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Let's go, Wonder Weasel.
An actor?
Sorry, Mr. North.
Now about Ron.
I think White Stripe
might also a be a bit confused.
Don't worry about your friend.
He's a... he's gone.
Gone where?
Clunk, where are you?
( groans )
We got skunked.
Mm-hmm. Pu.
We're at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Wow.
This is badical.
I've already got fans.
WHITE STRIPE:
Oh, yes.
The foolish fans
fawn over my ferrety foe.
Good one.
Thank you.
I hope you'll enjoy
the view of my victory.
Huh?
Behold!
So what?
You've got one balloon.
I've got a whole convention.
Behold again.
Okay, yeah.
Ah, come on.
Just below the tail.
You're going
to pop your own balloon?
That is no ordinary
balloon, Ferret.
For it is filled with
the foulest odor.
A stink that will cling to its
victims for years to come.
( laughs )
( laughing )
( beeping )
KIM:
I've located Ron.
He's at the Tri City
Convention Center.
Just like the old days.
Racing to the rescue.
Only in the old days...
I was an actor in a TV show
that got canceled
after two seasons.
Just reality checking.
What is this?
Ferret Fest.
Ron!
Back off, Farnsworth.
That name. I know that name.
You should, it's your name.
Rudolph Farnsworth, actor.
Had a one-time guest spot
on the Fearless Ferret TV show.
RON:
TV show?
Sorry, Ron.
The Fearless Ferret isn't real.
It's, well...
TV trash.
Well, what about the Ferret Hole
and all the other ferret stuff?
North spent all his money
duplicating the set.
Ah, lies!
Smell my stink spray.
( gasps )
Man, that stinks.
Kim!
Farewell, Ferret.
Whoo-hoo!
Time to step up.
Yeah!
( grunting )
( beeping )
Hop aboard, Wonder Weasel.
Ta-dah.
Well done, Wonder Weasel.
( grunting )
( beeping )
MAN:
What kind of
costume is that?
MAN 2:
White Strip,
one the lesser villains,
played by Rudolph Farnsworth.
He appeared only in episode 14.
Who you calling lesser?
( grunting )
( beeping )
( grunting )
( beeping )
You okay, Ferret Girl?
Yeah.
Look! Timothy North!
In the flesh!
North has never been
to a convention.
Ever!
Mr. North,
an autograph?
Tim?
Timothy North?
Farnsworth.
So, what have you
been up to, lately?
Oh, living each day in delusion,
thinking that fiction
is reality.
That's me.
Me, too.
( fans shouting )
North is actually smiling.
Guess he just needed
some Ron-shine in his life.
I'm a hero.
It's what I do.
Way to go, hero.
WOMAN:
TV Trash Heap
is pulling in huge numbers.
I know.
We scrapped the bottom
of the barrel.
The people eat it up.
I smell a promotion.
Oh!
Ugh!