Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 5 - Downhill - full transcript
Kim's school ski trip looks bleak when her parents volunteer as chaperons. Ron seeks to capture a picture of a snow monster, but instead meets a strange woman called DNAmy.
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Let's keep it moving, people!
Stoppable... stow that gear.
Aye, aye,
Mr. Barkin.
Hey!
My bad.
Ron.
Sorry, K.P., I
am just totally
psyched!
Tell me about it.
It's been so long
since I've skied
without some crazed henchman
after me.
Whoo-hoo!
Naked mole rat, good to go.
(gasps )
Oh, look, Ron.
RON:
Alan Platt.
He deserves
our pity, K.P.
So sad.
The biggest trip of
the school year...
And his parents
are the chaperones.
Humiliation nation.
Tragic.
But better him than me.
MOTHER:
Kimmy!
Mom? What's the sitch?
Did I leave something at home?
Not at all, honey.
Your friend Bonnie called us.
(giggles )
The Platts got the flu
at the last minute.
BOTH:
Whoo-hoo!
So, we grabbed our gear
dropped the boys at Nana's
and high-tailed it right over.
Wait... you don't mean...
Meet our new ski
trip chaperones.
Smiles.
(shutter clicks )
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
You know, it just
occurred to me...
Some people might
find it humiliating
to have their parents
along on a class
outing...
especially one with abig
photo spread in the yearbook.
You did this to me
on purpose, Bonnie.
You areso paranoid.
I think your parents
are... cute.
What you got
there, Dr. P?
My homemade snowboard.
I'm ready for shreddy.
Excuse me?
Dad's trying to act cool.
I'm doomed.
Ooh, I know a fun travel game
that Kimmy used to love
on family trips.
When she wasn't
begging for a rest stop.
(laughter )
Incredible!
I know.
Bonniewill pay for this.
No, I meanthis.
Check it out, K.P...
We're heading straight
into the lair of the beast.
"The Snowbeast of Mt Middleton
Makes Tracks"?
(whimpering )
Right... from the same
hard-hitting journalist
who broke the "Frog-boy" story.
I was personally touched
by Frog-Boy's struggle
to fit into a world that could
never truly accept him.
Ron, look at this
picture; it could
be anything.
But that's whyThe Wonder
is offering $5,000
for a clear photo of the beast.
You don't really believe
all that hooey
do you, Stoppable?
Well...
Thank you,
Mr. Barkin.
Some of us havereal
issues to deal with.
Like helping your parents
with the sing-along?
Here we go.
Join in, Kimmy.
Did you know that Kim
has a beautiful singing voice?
♪ 99 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 99 bottles of pop ♪
♪ You take one down,
pass it around ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop ♪
♪ You take one down,
and pass it around ♪
♪ 97 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
Make sure you collect all
your personal belongings.
Ready to find that snowbeast?
Mr. B? I don't get it.
You said...
Stoppable, do you want
the whole class
going after the five Gs?
Oh, I gotcha.
(clears throat )
What about Rufus?
Tell you what, Stoppable.
You help me get that photo,
and I'll cut you in for 2%.
Now, how you divvy it
with your hairless pal...
That's your business.
Deal.
Catch you later, K.P.!
Ron, where are you going?
MOTHER:
That reminds me
of the cutest
Kimmy story.
(groans )
So, we're on our first
family ski trip.
Kimmy's two years old,
and she takes off her clothes
in the middle of the lobb...
(nervous laugh ):
Mom!
Not now. Not ever.
Oh, honey,
two-year-olds
have been known
to strut around stark naked.
Am I right?
Absolutely.
Please, go on.
Shouldn't we have mules,
or Sherpas or something?
When I snow hike with Kim,
we get Sherpas.
You're not traveling
with the pep squad today, son.
Up here, you got
to earn your 2%.
Wait a minute.
I hear something.
Teeth chattering, knees knocking
bladder sloshing?
That's me.
Shh. Listen.
(roaring )
BOTH:
Snowbeast!
Get a move on, Stoppable!
It's on, it's on!
Over there!
Wait!
It changed direction.
(growling )
(screams )
(both screaming )
Huh?
(both screaming )
(thud )
Rufus!
Rufus, you okay?
(spluttering )
Where's Mr. Barkin?
(grunts )
It got away.
(whimpering )
It's coming back.
(cries )
(both whimpering )
(screams )
Calm down, Stoppable.
It's a woman.
Thanks for noticing.
Well, you know,
you're obviously...
you know... female.
Whew!
We thought you were
the Snowbeast.
Not that you look beastly
in any way, Ma'am.
Oh, puh-leeze.
Don't tell me you believe
that silly fairy tale?
I'm Amy Hall.
Pleased to meet
you, Mr. Um...
Barkin.
Steve Barkin.
Say, Stevie...
I prefer Steve.
That makes two of us.
(meows )
Anyhoo, I got all
turned around
up here.
Would you mind leading
me back to the lodge?
Actually, we, uh...
...would be tickled pink.
(giggles )
Oh, pink is my favorite color.
Excuse us.
What about the photos?
The photos can
wait, Mr. B.
You got alady on the line.
Come on, Stevie.
Stoppable...
♪ Stevie, the lodge
awaits us! ♪
Mr. Barkin: Babe Magnet.
Drop it, Stoppable.
Ma'am, uh...
please follow me.
To the ends of the Earth,
Stevie.
(booming thuds )
(roaring )
So, youbuilt your own
snowboard, Dr. Possible?
Oh, you'd be surprised
what you can cobble together
with odds and ends
from around the
Space Center.
I'd love to see it in action.
Whoa, slow down, there, Dad.
Kimmy?
Yours is so much cooler
than everyone else's.
You don't want to bum out
the other guys, do you?
Gosh, Kimmy, I don't want
to bum anybody out.
Good, Dad. Real good.
Is everything okay, Kim?
You seem kind of stressed.
(screaming ):
Kim!
Whoa!
Oh, you did that
on purpose!
Oh, whoa...
Now who's paranoid, Bonnie?
It was an accident.
(growling )
Uh, uh, whoa...
Oh, I owe you one.
Ah, it was nothing.
W-whoa!
Find your snowmonster?
Mm-mm.
Shh.
How much do you know?
I'm going to buy Y-O-U
a mug of hot cocoa, Stevie.
That's really not necessary.
I need to get back
to the slopes.
♪ With mini marshmallows. ♪
Hey...
an Otter Fly.
(gasps ):
That's right.
You collect "Cuddle-Buddies"?
Uh, well, I-I've seen them
at the mall... no big.
(nervous laugh )
Seen them?
Kimmy went wild for
those little things.
I'm the past president
of the Cuddle-Buddy
Collector's Club.
It's so nice to find
a fellow Cuddler.
(groans )
(shutter clicks )
You two must have
so much in common.
You meet the nicest people
at Cuddle functions, don't you?
Well, I've never gone...
So, Kimmy, who's your fave?
Mine's Otter Fly, obviously.
(giggles )
Well, it-it was
a long time ago...
What was that one
you would never
let me wash?
I don't, uh...
Panda-Roo, that's it.
You still sleep with
that little guy, don't you?
Oh, so cute... little Panda-Roo.
(chuckles )
(evil laughter )
Kim?
Bonnie knows about Panda-Roo.
Hope is lost.
That's harsh; can I borrow
the communicator?
Your concern touches me.
Wade, what's the Snowbeast
sitch?
I've got no historical sightings
no local legends, nothing.
You pulled Wade in on this?
Only if he delivers.
What were you talking about?
Not about
theWeekly Wonder reward
if that's what you're thinking.
Barkin already has me down
for 10%.
Ten?
If I deliver.
Fine. Just call
me if you find
anything.
Keep it. Wade might
want to share
some beasty breakthrough.
You want to come with me
and Barkin and track it?
Don't you get it, Ron?
This weekend
is now strictly
damage control.
If I don't stay on top of
my parents every minute
I'll never be able
to show my face
in school again.
I'm in Humiliation Nation.
Let's move, Stoppable,
before that Amy woman
force-feeds me cocoa again.
(screams )
I think we're getting close.
(shutter clicks )
(shutter clicks )
Something moved.
It didn't sound beast-sized.
Oh, it's a just a dog.
Hey, pup.
What are you doing way out here?
(snapping )
Cheese and crackers!
Now, that's a mixed breed!
(snapping and barking )
(booming thud )
(screaming )
(roaring )
Snowbeast.
No!
(giggling ):
You naughty, naughty beasty.
You shouldn't have
run off like that.
You had Mommy all worried.
(thud )
(yawns )
Amy! In the nick of time
you tamed the beast.
You saved me.
Why did it listen to her?
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Why did she say "Mommy"?
Ooh... you're a clever one,
Stevie.
Get the camera!
Hey, that's mine!
She wants the reward!
(cracking )
Or not...
(grunts )
(squealing )
(gasps )
Don't be a pig.
(stuttering )
(gasps )
Huh?
(grunts )
Take them to the lab.
Let me go, let me go.
(grunting )
WADE:
Ron? Mr. Barkin? I'll get Kim.
Nice outfit,
Dr. Possible.
It's like, retrochic.
Groovy.
(girls laughing )
(Kim groaning )
I was making small talk.
Forgive me if
that's out of bounds.
What do you mean?
We better be going, dear.
We wouldn't want
Kimmy to be in
Humiliation Nation.
You heard me?
Oh, smooth move, Kim.
WADE:
Kim!
Wade?
We've got a situation.
Oh, you can't just go
gallivanting
all over the mountain.
(groaning )
Imagine what people must think.
BARKIN:
What is this place?
Just my homey little genetics
engineering lab.
Let me show you
my favorite part.
(snaps fingers )
Sweet mother of pearl.
Uh...
(squeaks )
Every Cuddle Buddy ever made.
That's a lot
of plush, lady.
I collected them all.
But it wasn't enough.
Cookies.
Uh, question.
Yes?
What's up with the monsters?
(snorting, bird chirping )
I wanted more.
To go where no Cuddler
had gone before.
Life-size, living
Cuddle Buddies!
That's quite a leap.
Not if you're one of
the world's foremost
biogeneticists.
They called me D-N-Amy.
They said I was mad
at the Cuddle Con.
Ginger snap?
Lady, you are...
Special?
You are sick...
andwrong!
You're just a meanie, Stevie.
But I can fix that.
Wade, try searching
the Cuddle Buddy Web site.
They profile all major
cuddlers... uh, collectors.
How'd you know that?
I logged on a few times, okay.
They're a good investment!
WADE:
Good call, Kim.
She's a biogeneticist?
That's not all.
She was kicked out
of her university
for unorthodox splicing
experiments.
Her nickname was D-N-Amy.
An out-of-control geneticist.
I should've paid more attention
to Ron's crazed snowbeast talk.
We need to hurry.
Wade, is there a satellite
that can scan the mountain
for geological anomalies?
Natch. Hoping we might find
a hidden scientific lab?
If it's not asking too much.
You're on a roll.
Artificial reinforcements
in a large cavern to the north.
I'm there.
RON:
Wait!
Why punish Rufus?
Barkin's the one you're mad at.
That's it, Stoppable.
You can kiss your 2% good-bye.
We could have been so cute
together, Stevie.
Well, now you'll find out
what it's like
to be genetically fused
with a hairless rodent.
Huh?
(humming )
You are one twisted sister.
(gasps )
(squeaks )
(screaming )
(grunts )
(whimpers )
(yells )
(hissing )
(grunting )
(whimpering )
(generator charging )
(electrical buzzing )
(meowing )
(snarling and hissing )
(Kim screams )
(cat snarling )
(grunting, snarling )
(Kim grunting )
KIM:
Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh...
(loud crashing )
Let them go, D-N-Amy, or I'll...
(gasps ):
Panda-Roo?
Superstar edition?
They only made 12 of these.
(snorting and squawking )
(squealing )
(whistling )
(growling )
(screams )
(Kim grunting )
You like Cuddle Buddies, Kimmy.
Wait till you see my
genetic zipper in action.
(generator charging )
(electrical crackling )
(crackling intensifies )
(motor winds down )
(snarling )
Rufus, you're a mutant!
Gross.
Naked Mole Man.
(snarls )
My greatest splicing success
yet.
Hey, Snowy.
Looks like your mommy has got
a new favorite.
She doesn't care about you.
(growling )
You're just another collectable
to her.
(snarling )
(grunting )
Stop it!
Stop it, this instant!
(grunting )
Hey, I...
Shh...
There's room in my heart
for all of you!
(snarling )
(grunting )
(electrical zapping )
(growling )
(screaming )
(snarling )
(electrical crackling )
Thanks, K.P. We've
got to get Rufus back.
And Mr. Barkin.
Right. Him, too.
(grunting )
No!
These materials are unstable!
WADE:
According to my readings
the whole place is going
to blow!
(snarling )
Mr. Barkin, no!
Rufus, I know you're
in there, buddy.
It's me.
(whimpering )
That's my Rufus.
(snarling )
(wheels squeaking )
(generator charging )
(motor winds down )
(coughing weakly )
(moaning )
Rufus!
You're okay.
Mm-hmm.
And you're wearing
Barkin's clothes.
Then what's Mr. Barkin
wearing?
Stoppable!
I need pants!
Let's evacuate, people.
(explosion )
Just once, I wish
the bad guy's lair
didn't have to blow up.
No!
You have to leave.
No. No. Not without
my Cuddle Buddies.
(electrical zapping )
(loud crashing )
(screaming )
(explosions )
(pebbles hitting ground )
(thumping on ground )
We made it.
(laughs )
Great. Now I've got to find
my parents to apologize.
(rumbling )
You might not get the chance.
ALL:
Avalanche!
(loud rumbling )
We'll never outrun it.
(jet engine roaring )
No way!
DR. POSSIBLE:
Get ready.
No time to stop.
Hang on.
This could get gnarly.
There they are!
Awesome ride,
Dr. P.
(Barkin yelling )
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
(grunting )
(engine winds down )
Way to go!
Whoa!
(applause )
Yeah!
GIRL:
That was amazing!
I could never do that.
Dad, you're amazing.
Oh, no big.
Aw...
Come see me, Stevie.
(engine starting )
(loud smacking noise )
(tires squealing )
Mom, I am so sorry.
Don't worry, honey.
Your father and I
were teenagers once.
Sometimes we forget
what it's like.
Isn't this a sweet moment?
Bonnie...!
Mom?!
Pumpkin!
Mmm...
Mother, what are you doing here?
I heard you kids
needed more chaperons
so I just rushed right up.
But you can't.
Well, now, Bon-Bon
don't go flying off the handle.
Bon-Bon?
If everything isn't just so
little Bon-Bon
goes straight
to pieces.
(laughing )
But why?
Who called you?
There's too many kids
for just us to handle
and I figured if Kimmy
got to enjoy having
her parents around
why not you, too, Bonnie.
(dings )
This is going to be such fun.
You have to introduce me
to every single one of
your little classmates.
(woman laughing )
(Bonnie groaning )
You rock, Mom.
You rock, too, Kimmy.
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Let's keep it moving, people!
Stoppable... stow that gear.
Aye, aye,
Mr. Barkin.
Hey!
My bad.
Ron.
Sorry, K.P., I
am just totally
psyched!
Tell me about it.
It's been so long
since I've skied
without some crazed henchman
after me.
Whoo-hoo!
Naked mole rat, good to go.
(gasps )
Oh, look, Ron.
RON:
Alan Platt.
He deserves
our pity, K.P.
So sad.
The biggest trip of
the school year...
And his parents
are the chaperones.
Humiliation nation.
Tragic.
But better him than me.
MOTHER:
Kimmy!
Mom? What's the sitch?
Did I leave something at home?
Not at all, honey.
Your friend Bonnie called us.
(giggles )
The Platts got the flu
at the last minute.
BOTH:
Whoo-hoo!
So, we grabbed our gear
dropped the boys at Nana's
and high-tailed it right over.
Wait... you don't mean...
Meet our new ski
trip chaperones.
Smiles.
(shutter clicks )
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
You know, it just
occurred to me...
Some people might
find it humiliating
to have their parents
along on a class
outing...
especially one with abig
photo spread in the yearbook.
You did this to me
on purpose, Bonnie.
You areso paranoid.
I think your parents
are... cute.
What you got
there, Dr. P?
My homemade snowboard.
I'm ready for shreddy.
Excuse me?
Dad's trying to act cool.
I'm doomed.
Ooh, I know a fun travel game
that Kimmy used to love
on family trips.
When she wasn't
begging for a rest stop.
(laughter )
Incredible!
I know.
Bonniewill pay for this.
No, I meanthis.
Check it out, K.P...
We're heading straight
into the lair of the beast.
"The Snowbeast of Mt Middleton
Makes Tracks"?
(whimpering )
Right... from the same
hard-hitting journalist
who broke the "Frog-boy" story.
I was personally touched
by Frog-Boy's struggle
to fit into a world that could
never truly accept him.
Ron, look at this
picture; it could
be anything.
But that's whyThe Wonder
is offering $5,000
for a clear photo of the beast.
You don't really believe
all that hooey
do you, Stoppable?
Well...
Thank you,
Mr. Barkin.
Some of us havereal
issues to deal with.
Like helping your parents
with the sing-along?
Here we go.
Join in, Kimmy.
Did you know that Kim
has a beautiful singing voice?
♪ 99 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 99 bottles of pop ♪
♪ You take one down,
pass it around ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
♪ 98 bottles of pop ♪
♪ You take one down,
and pass it around ♪
♪ 97 bottles of pop
on the wall ♪
Make sure you collect all
your personal belongings.
Ready to find that snowbeast?
Mr. B? I don't get it.
You said...
Stoppable, do you want
the whole class
going after the five Gs?
Oh, I gotcha.
(clears throat )
What about Rufus?
Tell you what, Stoppable.
You help me get that photo,
and I'll cut you in for 2%.
Now, how you divvy it
with your hairless pal...
That's your business.
Deal.
Catch you later, K.P.!
Ron, where are you going?
MOTHER:
That reminds me
of the cutest
Kimmy story.
(groans )
So, we're on our first
family ski trip.
Kimmy's two years old,
and she takes off her clothes
in the middle of the lobb...
(nervous laugh ):
Mom!
Not now. Not ever.
Oh, honey,
two-year-olds
have been known
to strut around stark naked.
Am I right?
Absolutely.
Please, go on.
Shouldn't we have mules,
or Sherpas or something?
When I snow hike with Kim,
we get Sherpas.
You're not traveling
with the pep squad today, son.
Up here, you got
to earn your 2%.
Wait a minute.
I hear something.
Teeth chattering, knees knocking
bladder sloshing?
That's me.
Shh. Listen.
(roaring )
BOTH:
Snowbeast!
Get a move on, Stoppable!
It's on, it's on!
Over there!
Wait!
It changed direction.
(growling )
(screams )
(both screaming )
Huh?
(both screaming )
(thud )
Rufus!
Rufus, you okay?
(spluttering )
Where's Mr. Barkin?
(grunts )
It got away.
(whimpering )
It's coming back.
(cries )
(both whimpering )
(screams )
Calm down, Stoppable.
It's a woman.
Thanks for noticing.
Well, you know,
you're obviously...
you know... female.
Whew!
We thought you were
the Snowbeast.
Not that you look beastly
in any way, Ma'am.
Oh, puh-leeze.
Don't tell me you believe
that silly fairy tale?
I'm Amy Hall.
Pleased to meet
you, Mr. Um...
Barkin.
Steve Barkin.
Say, Stevie...
I prefer Steve.
That makes two of us.
(meows )
Anyhoo, I got all
turned around
up here.
Would you mind leading
me back to the lodge?
Actually, we, uh...
...would be tickled pink.
(giggles )
Oh, pink is my favorite color.
Excuse us.
What about the photos?
The photos can
wait, Mr. B.
You got alady on the line.
Come on, Stevie.
Stoppable...
♪ Stevie, the lodge
awaits us! ♪
Mr. Barkin: Babe Magnet.
Drop it, Stoppable.
Ma'am, uh...
please follow me.
To the ends of the Earth,
Stevie.
(booming thuds )
(roaring )
So, youbuilt your own
snowboard, Dr. Possible?
Oh, you'd be surprised
what you can cobble together
with odds and ends
from around the
Space Center.
I'd love to see it in action.
Whoa, slow down, there, Dad.
Kimmy?
Yours is so much cooler
than everyone else's.
You don't want to bum out
the other guys, do you?
Gosh, Kimmy, I don't want
to bum anybody out.
Good, Dad. Real good.
Is everything okay, Kim?
You seem kind of stressed.
(screaming ):
Kim!
Whoa!
Oh, you did that
on purpose!
Oh, whoa...
Now who's paranoid, Bonnie?
It was an accident.
(growling )
Uh, uh, whoa...
Oh, I owe you one.
Ah, it was nothing.
W-whoa!
Find your snowmonster?
Mm-mm.
Shh.
How much do you know?
I'm going to buy Y-O-U
a mug of hot cocoa, Stevie.
That's really not necessary.
I need to get back
to the slopes.
♪ With mini marshmallows. ♪
Hey...
an Otter Fly.
(gasps ):
That's right.
You collect "Cuddle-Buddies"?
Uh, well, I-I've seen them
at the mall... no big.
(nervous laugh )
Seen them?
Kimmy went wild for
those little things.
I'm the past president
of the Cuddle-Buddy
Collector's Club.
It's so nice to find
a fellow Cuddler.
(groans )
(shutter clicks )
You two must have
so much in common.
You meet the nicest people
at Cuddle functions, don't you?
Well, I've never gone...
So, Kimmy, who's your fave?
Mine's Otter Fly, obviously.
(giggles )
Well, it-it was
a long time ago...
What was that one
you would never
let me wash?
I don't, uh...
Panda-Roo, that's it.
You still sleep with
that little guy, don't you?
Oh, so cute... little Panda-Roo.
(chuckles )
(evil laughter )
Kim?
Bonnie knows about Panda-Roo.
Hope is lost.
That's harsh; can I borrow
the communicator?
Your concern touches me.
Wade, what's the Snowbeast
sitch?
I've got no historical sightings
no local legends, nothing.
You pulled Wade in on this?
Only if he delivers.
What were you talking about?
Not about
theWeekly Wonder reward
if that's what you're thinking.
Barkin already has me down
for 10%.
Ten?
If I deliver.
Fine. Just call
me if you find
anything.
Keep it. Wade might
want to share
some beasty breakthrough.
You want to come with me
and Barkin and track it?
Don't you get it, Ron?
This weekend
is now strictly
damage control.
If I don't stay on top of
my parents every minute
I'll never be able
to show my face
in school again.
I'm in Humiliation Nation.
Let's move, Stoppable,
before that Amy woman
force-feeds me cocoa again.
(screams )
I think we're getting close.
(shutter clicks )
(shutter clicks )
Something moved.
It didn't sound beast-sized.
Oh, it's a just a dog.
Hey, pup.
What are you doing way out here?
(snapping )
Cheese and crackers!
Now, that's a mixed breed!
(snapping and barking )
(booming thud )
(screaming )
(roaring )
Snowbeast.
No!
(giggling ):
You naughty, naughty beasty.
You shouldn't have
run off like that.
You had Mommy all worried.
(thud )
(yawns )
Amy! In the nick of time
you tamed the beast.
You saved me.
Why did it listen to her?
Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
Why did she say "Mommy"?
Ooh... you're a clever one,
Stevie.
Get the camera!
Hey, that's mine!
She wants the reward!
(cracking )
Or not...
(grunts )
(squealing )
(gasps )
Don't be a pig.
(stuttering )
(gasps )
Huh?
(grunts )
Take them to the lab.
Let me go, let me go.
(grunting )
WADE:
Ron? Mr. Barkin? I'll get Kim.
Nice outfit,
Dr. Possible.
It's like, retrochic.
Groovy.
(girls laughing )
(Kim groaning )
I was making small talk.
Forgive me if
that's out of bounds.
What do you mean?
We better be going, dear.
We wouldn't want
Kimmy to be in
Humiliation Nation.
You heard me?
Oh, smooth move, Kim.
WADE:
Kim!
Wade?
We've got a situation.
Oh, you can't just go
gallivanting
all over the mountain.
(groaning )
Imagine what people must think.
BARKIN:
What is this place?
Just my homey little genetics
engineering lab.
Let me show you
my favorite part.
(snaps fingers )
Sweet mother of pearl.
Uh...
(squeaks )
Every Cuddle Buddy ever made.
That's a lot
of plush, lady.
I collected them all.
But it wasn't enough.
Cookies.
Uh, question.
Yes?
What's up with the monsters?
(snorting, bird chirping )
I wanted more.
To go where no Cuddler
had gone before.
Life-size, living
Cuddle Buddies!
That's quite a leap.
Not if you're one of
the world's foremost
biogeneticists.
They called me D-N-Amy.
They said I was mad
at the Cuddle Con.
Ginger snap?
Lady, you are...
Special?
You are sick...
andwrong!
You're just a meanie, Stevie.
But I can fix that.
Wade, try searching
the Cuddle Buddy Web site.
They profile all major
cuddlers... uh, collectors.
How'd you know that?
I logged on a few times, okay.
They're a good investment!
WADE:
Good call, Kim.
She's a biogeneticist?
That's not all.
She was kicked out
of her university
for unorthodox splicing
experiments.
Her nickname was D-N-Amy.
An out-of-control geneticist.
I should've paid more attention
to Ron's crazed snowbeast talk.
We need to hurry.
Wade, is there a satellite
that can scan the mountain
for geological anomalies?
Natch. Hoping we might find
a hidden scientific lab?
If it's not asking too much.
You're on a roll.
Artificial reinforcements
in a large cavern to the north.
I'm there.
RON:
Wait!
Why punish Rufus?
Barkin's the one you're mad at.
That's it, Stoppable.
You can kiss your 2% good-bye.
We could have been so cute
together, Stevie.
Well, now you'll find out
what it's like
to be genetically fused
with a hairless rodent.
Huh?
(humming )
You are one twisted sister.
(gasps )
(squeaks )
(screaming )
(grunts )
(whimpers )
(yells )
(hissing )
(grunting )
(whimpering )
(generator charging )
(electrical buzzing )
(meowing )
(snarling and hissing )
(Kim screams )
(cat snarling )
(grunting, snarling )
(Kim grunting )
KIM:
Ooh, ooh,
ooh, ooh, ooh...
(loud crashing )
Let them go, D-N-Amy, or I'll...
(gasps ):
Panda-Roo?
Superstar edition?
They only made 12 of these.
(snorting and squawking )
(squealing )
(whistling )
(growling )
(screams )
(Kim grunting )
You like Cuddle Buddies, Kimmy.
Wait till you see my
genetic zipper in action.
(generator charging )
(electrical crackling )
(crackling intensifies )
(motor winds down )
(snarling )
Rufus, you're a mutant!
Gross.
Naked Mole Man.
(snarls )
My greatest splicing success
yet.
Hey, Snowy.
Looks like your mommy has got
a new favorite.
She doesn't care about you.
(growling )
You're just another collectable
to her.
(snarling )
(grunting )
Stop it!
Stop it, this instant!
(grunting )
Hey, I...
Shh...
There's room in my heart
for all of you!
(snarling )
(grunting )
(electrical zapping )
(growling )
(screaming )
(snarling )
(electrical crackling )
Thanks, K.P. We've
got to get Rufus back.
And Mr. Barkin.
Right. Him, too.
(grunting )
No!
These materials are unstable!
WADE:
According to my readings
the whole place is going
to blow!
(snarling )
Mr. Barkin, no!
Rufus, I know you're
in there, buddy.
It's me.
(whimpering )
That's my Rufus.
(snarling )
(wheels squeaking )
(generator charging )
(motor winds down )
(coughing weakly )
(moaning )
Rufus!
You're okay.
Mm-hmm.
And you're wearing
Barkin's clothes.
Then what's Mr. Barkin
wearing?
Stoppable!
I need pants!
Let's evacuate, people.
(explosion )
Just once, I wish
the bad guy's lair
didn't have to blow up.
No!
You have to leave.
No. No. Not without
my Cuddle Buddies.
(electrical zapping )
(loud crashing )
(screaming )
(explosions )
(pebbles hitting ground )
(thumping on ground )
We made it.
(laughs )
Great. Now I've got to find
my parents to apologize.
(rumbling )
You might not get the chance.
ALL:
Avalanche!
(loud rumbling )
We'll never outrun it.
(jet engine roaring )
No way!
DR. POSSIBLE:
Get ready.
No time to stop.
Hang on.
This could get gnarly.
There they are!
Awesome ride,
Dr. P.
(Barkin yelling )
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo!
(grunting )
(engine winds down )
Way to go!
Whoa!
(applause )
Yeah!
GIRL:
That was amazing!
I could never do that.
Dad, you're amazing.
Oh, no big.
Aw...
Come see me, Stevie.
(engine starting )
(loud smacking noise )
(tires squealing )
Mom, I am so sorry.
Don't worry, honey.
Your father and I
were teenagers once.
Sometimes we forget
what it's like.
Isn't this a sweet moment?
Bonnie...!
Mom?!
Pumpkin!
Mmm...
Mother, what are you doing here?
I heard you kids
needed more chaperons
so I just rushed right up.
But you can't.
Well, now, Bon-Bon
don't go flying off the handle.
Bon-Bon?
If everything isn't just so
little Bon-Bon
goes straight
to pieces.
(laughing )
But why?
Who called you?
There's too many kids
for just us to handle
and I figured if Kimmy
got to enjoy having
her parents around
why not you, too, Bonnie.
(dings )
This is going to be such fun.
You have to introduce me
to every single one of
your little classmates.
(woman laughing )
(Bonnie groaning )
You rock, Mom.
You rock, too, Kimmy.