Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 19 - Monkey Ninjas in Space - full transcript

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You are ready...

my Monkey Ninjas.

(screeching )

And so am I.

(chattering )

(beep )

The Monkey Prophecy states

that when a team
of Monkey Ninjas stands ready,

and the Golden Banana
has been returned

to its golden stand,

the ultimate Monkey Master will
receive a sign.



I shall await that sign.

(twanging )

(gasps )

Good day, disciple.

Thanks to your efforts,

it is time to anoint
the ultimate Monkey Master.

Yes!

You must search out
the brightest monkey.

Follow him to the stars.

There, the ultimate Monkey
Master will be unstoppable.

(gasps )

May your journey
be a smooth one.

You heard him.

I will be unstoppable!



I, the Ultimate Monkey Master,
will rule the world!

ALL:
Whoo-ya!

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

(dog barking )

(sighs )

What's the matter, Kimmie?

School?
Or villains?

It's Dad.

He's making me go
to the Rocket Boosters'

open house
at the Space Center today.

Honey, I'm sure
if you just talked to him...

I can't.

The slightest mention of me
growing up

and he gets all goofy.

Look what I found, Kimbo.

Our matching Rocket Boosters'
sweatshirts.

Dad, you got this
for me when I was eight.

Our very first
Rocket Booster day.

(growls )

Slip it on.

Help me.

Dear...

do you think Kim is getting
too old

for the little Rocket Boosters?

There's rocket-shaped cookies.

(doorbell rings )

Fellow Rocket Booster,
are you ready?

So not.

I'm actually trying to bail.

And miss
the rocket-shaped cookies?

Mmm!

Yah!

Ha!

(chattering )

Even if we must search
the entire globe,

we will find
the brightest monkey.

The one who is smarter
than any other.

Ooh, this looks promising.

The Blandsfield's zoo.

Home of the notorious
Digger McDirt.

Hmm... 17 escape attempts.

Most impressive.

(buzzer sounds )

Captured by the authorities
every time.

Not so smart at all, really.

Ah, a most intelligent fellow.

Come on, Mr. Jiggy,

you've just got to wear
the dress.

I told my boss
I'd fix him up
with my sister.

Only, I don't have a sister.

(laugh track )

ANNOUNCER:
Life with Mr. Jiggy
will be right back.

Ugh! To waste such simian talent
on a sit-com.

It sickens me.

(computer beeps )

What is this?

(gasps )

My search is over.

The monkey who will lead us
to the stars is... him!

Good morning, Doctor Possible.

Hiya, Kim.

What brings you out our way?

Today's the annual Rocket
Boosters' open house, Frank.

Isn't that just
for the, uh, little kids.

Thank you.

Oh, Frank.

Kimmie cub is my little girl.

(sighs )

Looks like someone's got
letting-go issues.

Are you the teacher?

No.

I think she's my baby-sitter.

Are you going to baby-sit us?

No.

I am just a big girl

who really has no business
being here.

(laughs )

That's my Kimmie.

Good morning, Rocket Boosters.

I'm Doctor Possible.

Good morning, Doctor Possible!

I started the Rocket Boosters

as a way to show Kim that we do

some pretty exciting work
here at the Space Center.

When I was eight.

Booster rocket?
Check.

Retro rocket.
Check.

Command module.
Check.

Once a year since then,
we've had the Rocket Booster

open house to show
just how cool science can be.

Plus, it's still a great way

to spend the day
with my Kimmie cub.

So, why don't we start with
a tour of the Space Center?

You can meet
our newest astronaut.

I'd like you all to meet

the special new addition
to our space crew...

Frederick!

(computer beeping )

(grunting )

(keypad beeping )

(synthesized voice ):
Welcome, friends.

Hey, how come he uses
that box thingy to talk?

I think you'll like
this, boys and girls.

You see, Frederick isn't

a human astronaut.

He's a...

Monkey!

(screams )

(beep )

Come play.

No monkey touch!
No monkey touch!

What's his problem?

Long story short... Ron had
a bad summer camp experience.

He didn't get along
with the monkey mascot.

(screeching and crashing )

(screeches )

(yells )

(monkey hoots )

(whimpers )

Hmm.

(growls )

(beep )

Frederick, friend.

(screams )

(kids exclaiming )

Rufus...

Hmm?

(grunting )

I think he likes you.

Well, I don't like him back.

I'm out of here.
Are you coming?

Hang on.

I'm going to tell my Dad
straight up

that I am too old for this.

Dad...

There's my girl.

You know, it doesn't get
any better than this.

Me, you, a deep connection.

So, what's up?

Um, I, I have to...

show Ron something.

FATHER:
This spacecraft is being
prepared for a special mission.

(kids gasp )

Frederick is going to spend
a year at our space station

monitoring experiments from
elementary school students

around the country.

(screeching )

(screeching )

What's going on here?

A prophecy is being fulfilled.

(laughing )

I really should have said
something to Dad.

Just flaking on him
is so flawed.

Some things are better
left unsaid, K.P.

Especially when there's a monkey
in the immediate vicinity.

Forget about the monkey.

I'm trying, but that's hard
to do as long as we stay here.

Look, I've got to go back.

I'll suck it up and tell him

I'm too old for
the Rocket Boosters.

Or, you could write him
a letter.

Everybody loves to get mail.

Mm-hmm!

Come on, Ron.

(muffled shouts )

(grunting )

That's weird.

(grunting )

Locked.

It's a sign.

Someone's trying to tell us
to stick with my plan.

Put distance between
us and the monkey.

Interesting theory,
but doubt it.

Let's try the side door.

(both grunting )

KIM:
Where is everybody?

Something's definitely
not right.

Wade, we're outside
the Space Center.

The doors are locked.

Can you see
if anything is going on?

I'm on it.

Hmm.

Hmm...

There is no need for alarm.

I have come for Frederick.

But he can't leave.

Frederick is a highly
trained astronaut.

He's due for a mission.

Oh, I know, Doctor.

And I shall accompany him.

The Space Center's computer
system is being jammed, Kim.

I think something's up.

Come on, Ron.

We've got to get a look inside.

Whoa.

Take a picture.

It'll last longer.

You've got hairy hands.

And the feet to match.

Cool.

There's nothing cool

about stealing a spacecraft.

Oh, really?
That's right.

In fact, I'd have to
say it's quite whack.

Doctor, I am guided by
the ancient prophesy

of the Mystical Monkey Monk.

I am not whack.

My dear Frederick,

it has been foretold that you
would lead us to the stars.

Destiny awaits us.

(beeping )

Frederick stay.

Frederick, you cannot fight
destiny.

It's just not done.

Otherwise, things here
could get very ugly.

Understand?

Frederick go.
Friends safe.

Well done.

It's Monkey Fist.

What's he doing in Middleton?

He's working with
that traitor, Frederick.

I told you, K.P.,
never trust a monkey.

Wade, Monkey Fist is
inside Mission Control.

We need a way in and fast.

Can you access blueprints.

You're talking highly classified
information, Kim.

There's layers upon layers
of encryption and...

(beeping )
I'm in!

Looks like your best bet is
through an air vent on the roof.

Isn't it always?

Any attempt to follow us
will be dealt with severely.

From the Space Station,
we will rule the world.

Ooh... ha!

Aah... ha!

Oh, the weapons there
must be incredible.

There are no weapons
on the Space Station.

It's dedicated
to peaceful research.

Now that is whack.

Oh, well, no matter.

The prophecy clearly states
Frederick must lead us there.

So it was foretold,
so it shall be.

(monkeys screeching )

(grunting )

Some tools would be nice.

Well, I've got
smoke pellets,
uh, lip gloss,

and, uh, today's
history homework.

Ooh, I wouldn't mind
a look at that.

Ron!

Okay, okay.

Rufus, you're on.

Boo-ya!

Which way?

I just can't wait to be
the ultimate Monkey Master.

Kim Possible...

and her monkey phobic friend.

What are you doing here?

It's the Rocket
Boosters' open house.

They have these
rocket-shaped cookies...

We came to stop
you, Monkey Fist.

(laughs )

Well, I'm afraid not.

Monkey Ninjas attack!

Hoo... yah!

(shrieks )

(screams )

After him!

(screaming )

You'll never make it

out of the Space Center.

On the contrary.

My transportation is
all arranged.

Now if you'll excuse me.

(Frederick screeches )

Farewell, Kim Possible.

Come.

(grunting )

(screaming )

Monkeys! Monkeys!

(screaming )

Monkeys!

Got to hide. Got to hide.
Got to hide.

(screeching )

Safe for now.

Must be some kind
of science lab.

(rumbling )

Uh-oh.

What was that?

Why is the room moving?

COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiation sequence complete.

MONKEY FIST:
Strap yourselves in.

Frederick,
you take the pilot's seat.

Launch in T-minus 60 seconds.

We're locked out.

That's monkey man's

overwritten
the main control system.

We can't halt the launch.

Ten... nine...

eight... seven...
At last!

Our time is at hand.

Frederick?

Frederick!

(beeping )

No! Come back!

This is not following
the prophecy!

Man, that's loud!

We must be close to the rocket.

Huh?

Poor Frederick.

Don't worry, Dad.

He's right here.

Kimmie!
What happened?
Dad!

Thank goodness you're all right.

Well, I was on my way
to talk to you

when we ran into Monkey Fist.

Doctor Possible,

we're getting something
on the spider cam.

The what?

The camera in the science bay

monitoring the spider habitat.

(screaming )

Spiders!
Get them off me!

Get them off me!

Ron? Dad, you have to turn
that rocket around.

It's okay.
The spiders are harmless.

Hello. Ron's hurtling into space
with Lord Monkey Fist.

That's Harm City.

Ah, yes, well,
we can't turn it around.

Thisis Mission Control, right?

It was. That monkey man changed
all systems to manual control.

Then we have to go and get him.

Impossible!

Even if there were
a trained crew,

we don't have a
spacecraft available.

Well, that's
not completely accurate.

KIM:
Sweet!

Dad, you designed
this ship yourself?

I had some free time.

Of course, you realize
it's completely experimental.

Trust me.
This baby will move!

That's good enough for me.

Thanks, honey, I...

Wait. Good enough
for what?

I'm going.

Absolutely not.

An unproven ship is no place
for my Kimmie cub.

Look, Dad, I've been up
the Amazon and down a volcano.

I dogsledded through the Arctic

Swam the English Channel,

scaled Mount Everest,
not to mention

acing the cheerleading
regionals.

But you don't have the training
to pilot a spacecraft.

He does.

(beeping )

Frederick go.
Frederick help.

But we haven't even begun
to calculate the launch vectors.

Not to mention all the other
variables in a docking mission.

Did you get that, Wade?

Yeah.
By the time you rev it up,

I'll have all relevant vectors

and flight trajectories
downloaded

into the Space Center computers.

Ah, you continue to rock, Wade.

Dad...

I haven't had the heart
to tell you, but newsflash:

I'm a big girl.

Just because I'm growing up

doesn't mean you'll stop
being my Dad.

Prepare for launch.

All settled in there?

Roger, Dad.

Systems go.

We're nearing the Space Station.

Frederick

reduce booster jets
to match speed.

Roger.

(tires screech )

Docking complete.

Come on! Stupid door!

(beeping )

All right, Rufus!
You cracked the code!

Well, if it isn't the boy

who detests monkeys.

Get your stinking paws
off me, you filthy monkey.

(growls )

Ow!

Now what?

Kim!

Why did you bring him?

He's got to be working
with Monty Freak.

Ron, Frederick risked his life
to come.

If it wasn't for him,
I wouldn't be here.

Really?

Hello, Ron.

You came to help me?

Frederick friend.

(laughing ):
Frederick has come back!

Oh, yes!

The prophecy is back on track!

I will be
the ultimate Monkey Master.

Monkey Fist, get a life.

(karate yells )

Bring it on.

(grunting )

Monkey Ninjas, attack!

(screeching )

(karate yells )

Whoa!

(yells )

(growls )

(both shriek )

Whoa!

Whoa!

Huh?

What is happening?

Artificial gravity off.

Frederick, you are the man.

(yells )

Frederick, now!

Roger.

(chattering )

Nice work, boys.

Let's go home, buddy.

Ron go, Frederick stay.

What do you mean?

Frederick has job.

He's been training for this
mission for a long time, Ron.

It's only right
that he sees it through.

But that means he'll stay up
here for a year.

Frederick miss Ron.

I'll e-mail you every day.

Since when do you know
how to fly a spacecraft?

It's no big.
I watched Frederick
on the way up.

(kids cheer )

Welcome, back, Kimmie.
You were great!

Oh, Kim, I want to be
just like you when I grow up.

Okay, I admit it.
She's grown up.

Not completely, Dad.

True.

Which means that we've got some
new rules to cover.

Number one... no boys.

Ever.

Number two... driving?

Ha! Forget it.

Number three...

But I was to be
the ultimate Monkey Master!

I was to be unstoppable.

Dude, it's not happening.
Get used to it.

Monkey Ninjas, attack!

Monkeywhat?

His legion of Monkey Ninjas.

We captured them too.

Um-hmm.

Sorry pal, there are
no Monkey Ninjas onboard.

I taught them the way of the
Ninja, and now they abandon me?

No!

So the Monkey Ninjas
just vanished?

Coo-coo.

(twanging )

Um, hello.

This is a little embarrassing.

But I must correct one thing
in my last message.

Apparently, some of us don't
write very clearly.

Anyway, when I said the leader
of the Monkey Ninjas

would be unstoppable, what I
should have said was

that the leader will be
Ron Stoppable.

My bad.

Hope that didn't cause
too much confusion.

Okay, this is starting
to get weird.

I know, but I can't
get rid of them.

(screeching )