Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 16 - Kimitation Nation - full transcript

Kim must contend with Kim-wannabees copying her missionwear while battling evil Kim clones made by Dr. Drakken.

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RON: Pudding? Why is pudding

in my entree compartment?

KIM: I think Cafeteria
Lady said it's, um...

turkey and vegetable...

Pudding?

Mm, pudding.

Look at the senior table.

There's no turkey
pudding over there.

They don't have
to eat this slop.

KIM:
True.

Cafeteria Lady did not
whip up that platter.



That's fruits of the sea.

Oh, man. I'm all about
fruits of the sea.

You can't sit

at the senior table
before you're a senior.

Certain things are sacred.

Kim, can I borrow
your communicator?

Uh, sure, Monique. Okay.

You are clutch.
Wade?!

Hey, Monique. Just in time.

Streaming the Kleeg Report.

What are you doing?

Shh! This is crucial.

Bon soir, fashion victims.

Monique, tell me you don't heed
Elsa Kleeg's fashion advice.



Her word is law, Kim.

Why can't people
just have their own style?

What makes her so smart?

Kim, she is on television.

From Milan to Paris,
poofy pink is making a stink.

Mm-hmm, pink. Whoo-hoo!

Kim...!

This is so weak.

Nobody would wear anything
that stupid in the real world.

Do you consider high
school the real world?

Bonnie?

Huh?

If you need me

I'll be at the senior table.

Fruits of the sea.

ALL:
Bonnie!

(groans )

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪

RON:
Kim, it's not like
it's a big mystery.

Bonnie dressed for success.

Just because she wears
some trendy outfit

she gets to sit at the most
coveted table in the whole caf?

Uh, I believe that's
how it went down, yes.

But the senior table
is seniors only.

It's an unwritten rule.

You can't just buy your way in
with pink poof.

It doesn't...
Uh, Kim...

Thank you for coming,
Kim Possible.

No big, Dr. Fenster.

What's the sitch?

This is a very sensitive
security issue.

My company
has created a satellite

with a laser powerful enough
and accurate enough

to destroy a target
as small as this from space.

Goggles!

Uh, I didn't get...

(beeping )

I don't have goggles!
I don't have...!

(screams )

Oh, yeah!

On the money.

Aw...

missed it.

Anyway, we called you because

we have reason to believe
that someone is planning

to steal our technology.

Good tip.

I want that laser control.

Sheego!

Thank you.

Hey! Stop!

Later, Kimmie.

Let's jet.

Sorry, Sheego,
it's not that easy.

Might as well just...
(gasps )

I'm going to cut you off there.

Kim!

Oh, no!

Buh-bye, Kim Possible.

So splat already.

(grunting )

Thank you.

Nice.

This...
this isn't good!

Sheego.

Loo-hoo-ser!

Ron! Focus.

I am, I'm focusing on Drakken
taking a major dive.

(stammering )

(gasping )

Downloaded Awards rock, yeah.

Stadium rock.

Downloading is about
the fans, yeah.

Fans rock.

Even though we don't get any
money when you download...

No money rocks!

No, mate.

No money does not rock.

RON:
Sorry!

Out of control here!

Hang on, I've got it.

(screaming )

(cheering )

(gasping )

Hey, you're the fashion lady.

What a look.

Who is that girl?

Oh, that's Kim. Kim Possible.

(laughing )

You know, the senior table
isn't that great.

Except that it is bathed
in the golden glow

of ultimate popularity.

It does actually glow.

KIM: Yeah, well, thanks to
Lenny from the stage crew.

Still, it's impressive.

Whatever.
It's just a table.

Sitting there doesn't make you
a better person.

That's what gets me.

You save the world frequently.

You are obviously a better
person than Bonnie.

Oh, stop, Monique.
I'm no better than anybody else.

Except Bonnie.
Kim, get real.

You saved the Downloaded
Music Awards.

That's got to mean
something here.

Yet, it doesn't
and it vexes me so.

(groaning )

Kim Possible always defeats me.

And it vexes me so.

You?
I'm the one fighting her.

That's true.

It is you she always defeats.

What's your point?

We simply need to tip
the odds in your favor.

How?

Suppose you outnumbered her?

Suppose there was an army of you

against one of her?

Oh, no, again with the cloning?

One little strand of hair
should do it.

Whoa, whoa, back up, Chief.

No, you cannot have my DNA.

I have a no cloning clause
in my contract. Remember?

That was then, this is now.

Yeah? Yeah? And this
is me saying "I quit!"

Sheego, wait. Don't go.

Ooh.
I think I got a paper cut.

BOTH:
Stadium rock.

Ugh.

Not a single outfit
worth stealing.

There is only one thing worth
looking at on this tape.

Ooh.

It speaks to me.

It will speak to the world.

I got here as fast I could.

What's the sitch?

You should see for yourself.

(gasps )

Monique...

is this some stupid to ploy

to get me in
at the senior table?

Not even.

It's Kim Style.

And it is bomb on bomb.

Kim Style?

You do mean my style?

You belong to the world now.

(giggling )

I'm the new pink poof?

(bell ringing )

Hey, Kim, I... oh.

Sorry, I thought you were...

(whistles )
Mm-mm. Over there.

Oh.
There she is.

And she's wearing
her mission clothes.
She must need us.

Kim, what's up...?

Do I know you?

(Rufus groans )

I know. I'm scared, too.

Kim?

Is that really you?

Man.

(water splashing )

Mommy!

Miss?
Telephone call.

Thanks.

Forget it.

DRAKKEN:
But you don't know what
I'm going to ask, dumpling.

Does it involve cloning?

No, not at all.

Well, okay, maybe a little.

Sheego!

No, guys, I don't know.

Kim, this time you are in!

This is your look.
You created it.

Everybody's wearing it.

It'sway beyond cheerleader cool.

That doesn't mean anything.

RON: Oh, sure it does.

This is "save the world" cool.

And how cool is that?

It's your new frontier.

Yeah. Yeah!

Hey, Bonnie, nice outfit.

Thanks.

And... nice try

but you really can't
pull this look off.

(laughing )

(growls )

But... it's my look.

Who needs Sheego and her DNA?

I have options.

I have henchmen.

To clone any one of you would be
a crime against humanity

that even I am incapable of.

Do you want to rock?

Get a haircut.

Ooh! The Style File.

Perhaps this season,
blue skin is in.

As I predicted, the new look

inspired by high-tech teen
Kim Possible

is sweeping the world.

Ah!
An army of Kim Possibles.

Wait.

An army of Kim Possibles.
Of course.

Who better to defeat
Kim Possible than Kim Possible?!

GIRLS:
Give me an "M."

Give me an "I."

Give me a "D."

You did that on purpose!

(clanging )

Come on, come on.

Stupid robo-drone.

(clanging and crashing )

HENCHMAN:
Uh...

how do you know
that's the right locker?

Who's the evil genius here, hmm?

Observe.

See? Perfect match.

Ah, first time's the charm.

Just one thin Kim Possible hair.

At last, an unbeatable fighting
force will be at my command.

I shall have an army
of Kim Possible clones.

(beeping )

Uh, Dr. D, if we can't
handle one Kim Possible

how are we going
to handle a bunch of them?

We're doomed.

I hope you've
been saving your money.

Look, my Kim clone
will be engineered

with the lightning-fast
reflexes of a king cobra...

(evil laughter )

the invincible strength
of a rogue elephant...

(trumpeting )

and the killer instinct of...

Commodore Puddles.

(snarling )

(evil laughter )

(angry barking )

Not Commodore Puddles.

So little, yet so evil.

Rest assured, gentlemen

my Kim clone will be
a wild animal.

(bell dings )

Oh, she's done.

Hmm... hmm...
hmm... hmm...

You brought me the wrong DNA!

But, boss... we...

didn't...

(snarling )

Actually,
I think we can work with her.

What you got over there?

What bag?

The one you're trying to hide.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can.

(gasps )

Oh, Ron...

not you, too.

It's Kim for Him.

My look is now boy's clothes?

What's next, a line
of clothes for pets?

Actually, Rufus...

No, no, please, no.

I liked you better naked.

I'm going home.

Sorry, KP.

Just trying to ride the wave.

Which is fine, except
it's my wave

and I'm the only one not riding.

Sorry.

Ugh, as if I didn't have
enough problems.

(snarling )

(gasps )

(screaming )

Let's move.

(screaming )

Kim Possible,
you are such a loser.

I mean, you wear

that same stupid outfit,
like, every day.

Bonnie, it's really you?

No one else would
insult me like that.

Uh, what are you doing?

Uh... uh, sorry.

I-I just...

(screaming )

RON:
How many Bonnies are there?

(snarling )

(low growling )

(fierce growling )

This is intensely weird.

Yeah.

One Bonnie is more
than enough, thank you.

No. I mean, we're standing

in soda.

Oh.

I'm sticky.

Maybe I should take Bonnie home.

Yeah, good idea.

(grunting )

How can this be sticky
and slippery at the same time?

(low growling )

(grunts )

RON:
What's going on in there?

I don't know.

It sounds like she's...

melting.

Ew!

Oh, that is sick and wrong.

RON:
Ew, you touched it.

Ron, shu...

Wade, I'm beaming you
an analysis

of what's inside this Dumpster.

Fun.

(beeping )

This is beyond freaky.

KIM:
How far beyond?

Syntho-chemical duplicate
beyond.

A clone?

No. It's not a true clone.

An imitation clone?

I hate it when the
villains cut corners.

So, we're talking Drakken here.

Definitely.

I've picked up

a big energy signature

just like one
of Drakken's lairs, but...

it's moving.

Then so are we.

DRAKKEN: How many places
can there be for Kim Possible to hide

from this boring slice
of suburbia?

(tires squealing )

I wouldn't be here at all
if everyone had done their jobs.

It's slipshod is what it is.

Oh, how I miss Sheego.

I wonder if she misses me.

What are you sitting here for?

Find Kim Possiblenow.

BOTH:
Huh?

Isn't this precious?

The prey has come to me.

Hmm.

Well, what are you waiting for?

Get me Kim Possible's DNA.

My DNA?

I think not.

(grunting )

If you want Kim
style, pay retail.

Hmm.

I don't think so.
Get them!

Ron, the cloning machine.

I'm all over it, KP.

(groans )

Isn't there a self-destruct
button

somewhere?

Any ideas, Rufus?

Uh-uh. Got me.

(gasps )

(snarling )

RON:
Go save it, Kim.

Whoa.

RUFUS:
Hi-ya!

Hi-ya!

DRAKKEN: Not them,
you idiots. The red head.

Oh!

(grunting )

Oh.

(grunting )

Come on, Ron.

Kim, we can't just let
Drakken steal our DNA.

I think we just did.

At last,
I'll have Kim Possible's DNA.

Um...

which spigot
contains Kim's DNA again?

Uh...

Ah, this is it.

Now, an unbeatable fighting
force will be at my command.

(electrical zapping )

(beeping )

(bell dinging )

My Kim clone!

(laugh )

(growling )

(barking )

(grunting )

(electrical pulsing )

(beeping )

(bell dinging )
Ah!

(gasping )

(whimpering )

No one mass produces
Ron Stoppable.

Now, you know how
Kim style feels.

Yeah? How?
Hmm?

Oh, just distract them
so I can get back in there.

Oh, can't those Rons
be the distraction?

(growling )

(screams )

(gasps )

(rumbling growl )

Hmm.

I like it.

(snaps fingers )

(low growl )

(beeping )

Make it count, Wade.

An analysis of Drakken's clones
show they're unstable.

Tell me something I don't know.

I mean, chemically unstable.

A mixture of hydrogen, oxygen

and carbon dioxide
will melt them.

I'm a little short
of a chem lab at the moment.

Wait. The Dumpster.

Hydrogen, oxygen,
and carbon dioxide.

Soda.

(whimpering )

(growling )

Aah!

It's me

myself and I.

(whimpering )

(growling )

(screaming )

Aah!

Aah!

(growling )

(growling )

Lemonade.

Oh, boy.

(growling )

Ugh!

What a mess!

RON:
Kim!

(screaming )

(grunting )

(coughing )

DRAKKEN:
No!

Hmm?

This is not fair.

Not fair at all.

(engine racing,
tires squealing )

(horn beeping )

Sheego.

Sheego, you've come back!

What have we learned?

No cloning.

Get in.

Who's he?

(engine revving,
tires squealing )

Kim style is red-tagged to move.

Red-tagged?

(whispering ):
75% off.

Really?

Yeah. The fad is past.

Oh, guess I'll just have
to wait to be a senior

to sit at the senior table.

Yeah, but...

(laughs ):
...Ron's got it going on.

Our Ron?

We are all terribly excited
about this new look

for the new season.

(disco music plays )

Whether you're jumping
on chimeritos

or just hanging with your peeps.

Hmm.

This ensemble says "Boo-ya."

Mm-hmm.