Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 15 - All the News - full transcript
Kim and Ron expose TV stuntwoman Adrena Lynn as a fraud; Ron's sensationalized profile of Kim for the school newspaper results in quarterback Brick Flagg asking Kim on a date, which she is reluctant to go on.
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Huh?
Don't touch that.
No offense, K.P.
but that's very
sensitive material.
Really?
Mm.
Hmm?
It's a story I'm writing
for the school paper.
Hard-hitting stuff.
You're not on the paper, Ron.
They keep turning you down...
no offense.
This is going to
turn them around.
It's an edgy exposé I call
"Math: You'll Never
Actually Use It
In the Real World."
I'm already working
on a follow-up piece
about semi-colons.
Hmm?
Ron.
( phone ringing )
News desk.
"No comment" is
totally unacceptable.
I don't care
if she is the Principal
and your mother.
I want that story.
You're giving me
nothing here, Stoppable.
Where's the edge?
The angle?
Do you want to get on the paper?
Uh-oh.
BOTH:
Mm-hmm.
Write a story
that makes me care.
I'll do it.
I'm a born reporter.
I can smell a story a mile away.
Maybe Kim has an idea.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
( cheering ):
Milton is... "H..."
"O"
"T."
Milton is hot!
Go, dogs!
Good one, you guys.
Take five.
Help me out, K.P.
I need an angle.
Why ask me?
You're the born reporter.
Oh.
Okay, okay, which one
of you guys is failing a class
but still playing
in this weekend's game?
Oh, come on.
One of you has
to be failing at something.
Ooh!
( groaning )
I've got my story.
"Football Team Full
of Nice Great Guys
Who are Not Failing Anything."
Oh.
Hey.
Um... hey, Brick.
Uh...
nice outfit.
Hmm, thanks.
It's, uh, my size.
You know
I think what you do is
really amazing.
Aw
Saving the world is no big.
I mean, how you're always
spelling stuff in your cheers.
It's so... "C-O-O-L."
( laughs )
That's cool, right?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
'Cause I found my story!
I'm going to interview you!
The Kim Possible.
Since when does my name have
a "V" in front of it?
And Kim, I won't accept
anything less
than the hard-hitting truth.
TV ANNOUNCER:
Tonight, one extreme teen will
go into the woods alone.
No food, no water,
no human contact.
Handcuffed to a bear.
( roaring )
That teen is me.
Freaky!
At least the bear won't go
hungry.
And now, Adrena Lynn answers
the question
the whole country is asking
BOYS:
"What will she do next?"
I thought you came over
to interview me.
At the commercial.
Got any chips?
Next, Adrena Lynn and the bear
go fishing for their lives.
( gasps )
BOYS:
Kim!
This show is a mind-numbing
waste of satellite frequencies.
You're right.
Besides, I'm taping it at home.
Some kid's going to get hurt
trying to imitate
that girl's stunts.
Hey, let's see if we can sneak
into the bear cage at the zoo
like Adrena Lynn.
Cool!
Here. Tie
this steak on.
Super cool!
Who shaa.
Aren't you going to stop them?
Nah. The zoo's locked
this time of night.
All right.
Let's get this hard-hitting
interview over with.
So...
what's it like to be you?
Ratings are up!
Merchandise sales are up!
Mm-hmm. Copycat
instances are up, too.
It means they're watching.
Not fault if the little dweebs
aren't careful.
Maybe they don't
get it that you fake the stunts.
Whatever. The point is,
if we're going to stay on top
the next stunt has to be bigger.
More extreme!
Like what?
I'm thinking, bungee.
Freaky!
KIM:
I'm not so different
from anyone else.
Except that, you know,
I have an arch foe or two.
Nah.
You're right.
After watching Adrena
Lynn wrestle a bear
Kim kind of pails in comparison.
( tape rewinding )
Sure, I'm busy,
but what teenage girl isn't.
Boring.
Mm-hmm.
Where's the angle?
It feels good to help people.
( grunts )
( grunting )
We have an awesome team
this year.
Brick Flagg was totally hot
in last week's game.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Brick Flagg was totally hot...
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Houston, the angle has landed.
Uh-uh-ah!
Whoa!
( school bell rings )
Kim, I think it is so great
what you did!
Which was?
I mean, to risk utter
embarrassment
and total rejection like that.
( Kim reading ):
By Ron Stoppable?
We'll totally be here for you
when he dumps you.
So, Kim, you think I'm hot.
Actually, what I think
I said was...
Cool. What are you
doing Friday night?
Well, nothing.
I mean... I mean nothing
with you.
Pick you up 8:00?
Oh, I, um, uh...
Hey, she thinks I'm hot.
( grunts )
So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?
It's true.
She just said it herself.
Did you see it?
My name in lights?
Well, in ink actually
but still.
Ron, you ferociously
misquoted me.
Whoa!
I may have done a tiny bit
of rephrasing, but come on.
You'd think a
crime-fighting
cheerleader
would give a more interesting
interview.
The paper liked my story so much
they're giving me a column.
Uh, I'll have an omelet.
Whites only.
She must not know who I am.
I'm not sure I know who you are.
So, I'm thinking
I should cover the big date
with the Brickster.
What time should I be ready?
Ron... you're sitting with us.
I'm having a little
get together tonight.
No biggie.
Just 50 of my closest friends.
You have to
do a write-up
for the paper.
I do?
How else will the social
outcasts know
what they've missed?
You could invite them to...
( laughter )
You are so funny.
Check you later, K.P.
Duty calls.
( clicks tongue )
( groans )
Hey, Kim.
Nice, uh, lunch.
Um, thanks.
Listen, I'm glad you're here.
( laughs )
I'm glad I'm here, too.
No, no, no, no.
I-I mean, about Friday night.
Uh, I'm just not sure if...
If we should do dinner
or a movie?
I had the same debate.
But then it hit me.
Hot dogs at the theater.
( page beeping )
( gasps )
Save me!
Kim.
Hey, you're Kim's computer dude.
And you're that
"Kim thinks you're hot" dude.
Yeah, yeah. That's me.
Excuse me.
Uh, Brick, I
have to... go.
See you Friday.
He seems nice.
Okay. Spit it out,
"Computer Dude."
Hey, you got an IM.
Pop Pop Porter,
The Frozen Food King...
He needs your help.
Apparently, he's been robbed.
I smell a scoop.
Hey!
What was stolen?
My Pop Popcorn Shrimp.
Pop Pop, you brought us out here
because someone stole
a crustacean?
I don't get it.
My
Shrimp Force One
was my favorite.
( crying ):
My favorite.
A blimp?
Should be easy enough to spot.
Wade, do a search of UFO sites.
What am I looking for?
Anything about earth
being invaded
by giant sea creatures.
Let's see.
Giant pig in Belize.
Pterodactyls in Pittsburgh.
Wait. I got it!
"Giant Shrimp Attacks...
New York City."
( horns honking )
On target, Kim.
I'm tracking the blimp
to just around the corner.
( beeping )
MALE ( amplified voice ):
What?
What?
I know that voice.
Adrena Lynn!
What...?
CROWD:
Will she do next?!
What a story!
Adrena Lynn is real hero.
Ron, she stole that blimp.
This is art, K.P.
Sacrifices must be made.
ADRENA LYNN:
Tonight
I will attempt the ultimate
in extreme action.
I will bungee jump
from this blimp.
CROWD:
Ooh!
Blindfolded.
Freaky!
CROWD:
Oh!
( screaming )
Got ya!
Huh?
Okay, that's really annoying.
LYNN:
Freaky!
MAN:
She's okay!
( crowd cheering )
She made it!
Rufus, my friend
guess who got
a front page photo?
You?
MAN:
How does she do it?
RON:
Oh, no.
It can't be.
It was just a dummy.
She didn't even fall.
Ron, get over it already.
Sorry, K.P., but discovering
that your action hero
is a big fake is not something
you just get over.
And this from a wrestling fan?
I don't get
the connection.
Looks like Pop Pop Porter got
so much publicity
he's no pressing charges
for the blimp theft.
So she's getting away with it?!
Well, I was able to highlight
the key areas
on that photo file.
She calls herself extreme.
The big fake.
Imagine that.
Lying to the public
just to build up
your own reputation.
Disgusting.
Well, Adrena Lynn might get
a pass from Pop Pop
but Ron Stoppable
smells a story.
And in our top story,
Ron Stoppable
of the Middleton High newspaper
reports
that extreme teen, Adrena Lynn,
is an extreme fake.
I'm in the paper,
too.
I'm national, baby.
"Ace reporter, Ron Stoppable
"heralded for breaking the story
of TV fake.
Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet
faster than her fake fall."
Can this get any more annoying?
( beeping )
What up, Wade?
It's your brothers.
You were doing what?!
Bungee jumping out of a blimp.
Like Adrena Lynn.
Only we didn't have a blimp
so we used the roof.
And we didn't have a bungee cord
so we used yarn.
That Adrena Lynn is a menace!
And she didn't
really bungee jump
out of a blimp.
Don't you boys watch the news?
Nah, the only show we watch
is Adrena Lynn.
Hey, it's time!
And reports that Adrena Lynn
is a fake
coupled with a rash
of copycat stunts
across the country...
That's us!
Ow.
...has prompted this network
to cancel Adrena Lynn
in favor of more responsible
programming.
So, stay tuned
for an extra hour
of Stuff On Fire.
Excellent.
Now I can focus on the looming
disaster in my social life.
Hip to the left
Hip to the right
Spin and slide
Who's going to win
against Eastside?
Who? Who?
RON:
Looking good, K.P.
Oh, don't worry, baby
I'm not going to forget about
the little people
who got me where I am today.
I'll be there Friday night
to cover your date with Brick.
( clicks tongue ):
Yeah.
Cool. Our date's going to be
like newsworthy.
( sighs )
Brick, wait.
We need to talk.
Did you just say,
"We need to talk"?
That's exactly what
Amelia said last year
when she dumped me.
I mean, when we,
you know, broke up.
Well, you can't really
call it breaking up
if we haven't even...
I was a wreck.
I totally blew it
in the big game
against Eastside.
So, what did you want
to talk to me about?
Just that... I can't wait
for Friday either.
Cool.
I am so toast.
( tires squealing )
( tires screeching )
She is so toast.
Roll the camera.
Hello, Lynn.
We've been canceled.
We're not canceled
until I say we're canceled!
A lonely highway.
A desperate mission.
Tonight, I will pull
my greatest stunt yet...
Revenge against Kim Possible
and Ron Stoppable!
How's that for a teaser?
Good.
It'd be better
if we had an audience.
Oh, we will.
( tires squealing )
( static )
( phone ringing )
Hello?
WADE:
Kim, Wade.
Sorry to use a landline
but the communicator satellite
is down.
What's the sitch?
It's not just the communicator.
Video signals all over the world
are getting messed up.
FATHER:
Darn TV.
TIM:
Whack it again, Dad.
You have to make it work.
What good is having a broken leg
if you can't sit
and watch TV all day?
Maybe this is a good thing.
We can have some
quality family time.
Dad, please!
You're a rocket scientist.
Can't you do something?
Well, I could put it
in geosynchronous orbit
but I'm not sure
how that would help.
( door closing )
Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend
called while you were out.
He's not my boyfriend!
That's not what
Ron said on the
Ron Report.
( groaning )
Is something wrong, honey?
You have our undivided
attention.
The TV's broken.
Ron made up a story
about me liking the quarterback
and now I'm stuck dating him
or we'll lose the big game.
Meanwhile, there's
a worldwide satellite crisis.
Kimmie, you have to
be honest with Brick.
If the football
team loses, it's
not your fault.
I can't help you
with the satellite thing.
Uh, I don't think
you have to worry
about dating Brick tonight.
Hey, I thought you said
Kim wanted to meet me here.
Uh, she'll be here.
Adrena Lynn!
Adrena Lynn!
Hmm. I thought she was canceled.
Well, I think we know
who's jamming
the satellite transmissions.
Wade.
Tonight, Ron Stoppable
Kim Possible
versus me in extreme combat.
And to raise the stakes,
I have Kim's boyfriend.
He is not my boyfriend!
( clock ticking )
( groans )
Don't worry
I'm going.
RON:
Kim, the only thing
down this road
is the old Middleton
fairgrounds.
That, and Adrena Lynn.
That place is haunted.
Plus, I lost, like,
ten bucks trying to
win a stuffed hippo.
Too bad, Ron.
If it weren't for you
and your stories
we wouldn't be here.
This place gives me the creeps.
( coyote howling )
( screams )
Creepy.
( shivering )
( moaning )
Aah! Aah!
( gasping )
LYNN:
High school quarterback
Brick Flag takes the ride
of his life
and only one person
can save him.
His beloved girlfriend
Kim Possible.
And me.
Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn.
This isn't a game.
Exactly.
It's real, it's extreme
and it's freaky...!
Clock's ticking.
Come on, Ron.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa...!
Whoa...!
LYNN:
Freaky!
( yelling )
( grunting )
( laughing )
Gee, I wonder how
the quarterback is doing?
( laughing maniacally )
( Kim grunting )
( Ron yelling )
( both yelling )
( grunting )
Look out, Ron!
( screams )
( Lynn gasping )
Playing games when poor Brick
is hurdling towards his doom?
What kind of girlfriend are you?
( Brick yelling )
That girl doesn't play fair.
Come on, Kimmie.
Show 'em what you got.
Go get her, Adrena Lynn!
Jim, Tim,
there will be no rooting
for your sister's foe.
( screeching )
( grunting )
RON:
Kim!
( yelling in pain )
No, please.
This ride always
makes me throw up.
RON:
Hey...!
Kim!
Kim!
Kim!
( yelling )
( motor winding down )
( Ron groaning )
LYNN:
Ooh, that move's
going to cost you.
Hey!
The quarterback's
almost out of time
and going the wrong way.
Adrena Lynn, you cannot do this!
And why not?
I'm the one
responsible for
you being canceled.
I called you a fake.
What?
I guess it takes
one to know one.
I made up that stuff
about Kim liking Brick
just to sell my story.
Oh, harsh.
It worked, kind of.
But the thing is
if the fake part about
you is what people like
well, what good is that?
You're right.
From now on, I'm
keeping it real.
Me, too.
Starting with my very
real defeat of Kim Possible!
( laughing maniacally )
Okay, that didn't work.
Let's see.
KIM:
What will I do next?
Uh, I do extreme
stunts for a living.
( laughs ):
You think I'm
afraid of heights?
You fake extreme stunts.
Let the world see
how brave you are
when there's real danger.
Not so extreme after all,
now, are you?
Are you?
No.
BOTH:
Now she tells us.
( sirens wailing )
Listen, I'm sorry you almost
plunged to your death
on worldwide television...
Kim, stop.
I get it now.
You do?
Sure.
You had that skinny guy
expose Adrena Lynn
so she'd freak out and set up
this whole "save Brick" thing
just to prove you dug me.
Kim, you're nice and all
but you try too hard.
If you'd just ask
me out, that's cool,
but this is too much.
I'm sorry, but it's over.
I can't believe it.
I know.
Headline:
"Quarterback sacks Kim Possible.
"She has a dislocated heart
and will be out for
the remainder of the season."
( grumbling )
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
( laughing )
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Huh?
Don't touch that.
No offense, K.P.
but that's very
sensitive material.
Really?
Mm.
Hmm?
It's a story I'm writing
for the school paper.
Hard-hitting stuff.
You're not on the paper, Ron.
They keep turning you down...
no offense.
This is going to
turn them around.
It's an edgy exposé I call
"Math: You'll Never
Actually Use It
In the Real World."
I'm already working
on a follow-up piece
about semi-colons.
Hmm?
Ron.
( phone ringing )
News desk.
"No comment" is
totally unacceptable.
I don't care
if she is the Principal
and your mother.
I want that story.
You're giving me
nothing here, Stoppable.
Where's the edge?
The angle?
Do you want to get on the paper?
Uh-oh.
BOTH:
Mm-hmm.
Write a story
that makes me care.
I'll do it.
I'm a born reporter.
I can smell a story a mile away.
Maybe Kim has an idea.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
( cheering ):
Milton is... "H..."
"O"
"T."
Milton is hot!
Go, dogs!
Good one, you guys.
Take five.
Help me out, K.P.
I need an angle.
Why ask me?
You're the born reporter.
Oh.
Okay, okay, which one
of you guys is failing a class
but still playing
in this weekend's game?
Oh, come on.
One of you has
to be failing at something.
Ooh!
( groaning )
I've got my story.
"Football Team Full
of Nice Great Guys
Who are Not Failing Anything."
Oh.
Hey.
Um... hey, Brick.
Uh...
nice outfit.
Hmm, thanks.
It's, uh, my size.
You know
I think what you do is
really amazing.
Aw
Saving the world is no big.
I mean, how you're always
spelling stuff in your cheers.
It's so... "C-O-O-L."
( laughs )
That's cool, right?
Why are you looking
at me like that?
'Cause I found my story!
I'm going to interview you!
The Kim Possible.
Since when does my name have
a "V" in front of it?
And Kim, I won't accept
anything less
than the hard-hitting truth.
TV ANNOUNCER:
Tonight, one extreme teen will
go into the woods alone.
No food, no water,
no human contact.
Handcuffed to a bear.
( roaring )
That teen is me.
Freaky!
At least the bear won't go
hungry.
And now, Adrena Lynn answers
the question
the whole country is asking
BOYS:
"What will she do next?"
I thought you came over
to interview me.
At the commercial.
Got any chips?
Next, Adrena Lynn and the bear
go fishing for their lives.
( gasps )
BOYS:
Kim!
This show is a mind-numbing
waste of satellite frequencies.
You're right.
Besides, I'm taping it at home.
Some kid's going to get hurt
trying to imitate
that girl's stunts.
Hey, let's see if we can sneak
into the bear cage at the zoo
like Adrena Lynn.
Cool!
Here. Tie
this steak on.
Super cool!
Who shaa.
Aren't you going to stop them?
Nah. The zoo's locked
this time of night.
All right.
Let's get this hard-hitting
interview over with.
So...
what's it like to be you?
Ratings are up!
Merchandise sales are up!
Mm-hmm. Copycat
instances are up, too.
It means they're watching.
Not fault if the little dweebs
aren't careful.
Maybe they don't
get it that you fake the stunts.
Whatever. The point is,
if we're going to stay on top
the next stunt has to be bigger.
More extreme!
Like what?
I'm thinking, bungee.
Freaky!
KIM:
I'm not so different
from anyone else.
Except that, you know,
I have an arch foe or two.
Nah.
You're right.
After watching Adrena
Lynn wrestle a bear
Kim kind of pails in comparison.
( tape rewinding )
Sure, I'm busy,
but what teenage girl isn't.
Boring.
Mm-hmm.
Where's the angle?
It feels good to help people.
( grunts )
( grunting )
We have an awesome team
this year.
Brick Flagg was totally hot
in last week's game.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Brick Flagg was totally hot...
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Hmm?
Totally hot.
Houston, the angle has landed.
Uh-uh-ah!
Whoa!
( school bell rings )
Kim, I think it is so great
what you did!
Which was?
I mean, to risk utter
embarrassment
and total rejection like that.
( Kim reading ):
By Ron Stoppable?
We'll totally be here for you
when he dumps you.
So, Kim, you think I'm hot.
Actually, what I think
I said was...
Cool. What are you
doing Friday night?
Well, nothing.
I mean... I mean nothing
with you.
Pick you up 8:00?
Oh, I, um, uh...
Hey, she thinks I'm hot.
( grunts )
So, I think Brick Flagg is hot?
It's true.
She just said it herself.
Did you see it?
My name in lights?
Well, in ink actually
but still.
Ron, you ferociously
misquoted me.
Whoa!
I may have done a tiny bit
of rephrasing, but come on.
You'd think a
crime-fighting
cheerleader
would give a more interesting
interview.
The paper liked my story so much
they're giving me a column.
Uh, I'll have an omelet.
Whites only.
She must not know who I am.
I'm not sure I know who you are.
So, I'm thinking
I should cover the big date
with the Brickster.
What time should I be ready?
Ron... you're sitting with us.
I'm having a little
get together tonight.
No biggie.
Just 50 of my closest friends.
You have to
do a write-up
for the paper.
I do?
How else will the social
outcasts know
what they've missed?
You could invite them to...
( laughter )
You are so funny.
Check you later, K.P.
Duty calls.
( clicks tongue )
( groans )
Hey, Kim.
Nice, uh, lunch.
Um, thanks.
Listen, I'm glad you're here.
( laughs )
I'm glad I'm here, too.
No, no, no, no.
I-I mean, about Friday night.
Uh, I'm just not sure if...
If we should do dinner
or a movie?
I had the same debate.
But then it hit me.
Hot dogs at the theater.
( page beeping )
( gasps )
Save me!
Kim.
Hey, you're Kim's computer dude.
And you're that
"Kim thinks you're hot" dude.
Yeah, yeah. That's me.
Excuse me.
Uh, Brick, I
have to... go.
See you Friday.
He seems nice.
Okay. Spit it out,
"Computer Dude."
Hey, you got an IM.
Pop Pop Porter,
The Frozen Food King...
He needs your help.
Apparently, he's been robbed.
I smell a scoop.
Hey!
What was stolen?
My Pop Popcorn Shrimp.
Pop Pop, you brought us out here
because someone stole
a crustacean?
I don't get it.
My
Shrimp Force One
was my favorite.
( crying ):
My favorite.
A blimp?
Should be easy enough to spot.
Wade, do a search of UFO sites.
What am I looking for?
Anything about earth
being invaded
by giant sea creatures.
Let's see.
Giant pig in Belize.
Pterodactyls in Pittsburgh.
Wait. I got it!
"Giant Shrimp Attacks...
New York City."
( horns honking )
On target, Kim.
I'm tracking the blimp
to just around the corner.
( beeping )
MALE ( amplified voice ):
What?
What?
I know that voice.
Adrena Lynn!
What...?
CROWD:
Will she do next?!
What a story!
Adrena Lynn is real hero.
Ron, she stole that blimp.
This is art, K.P.
Sacrifices must be made.
ADRENA LYNN:
Tonight
I will attempt the ultimate
in extreme action.
I will bungee jump
from this blimp.
CROWD:
Ooh!
Blindfolded.
Freaky!
CROWD:
Oh!
( screaming )
Got ya!
Huh?
Okay, that's really annoying.
LYNN:
Freaky!
MAN:
She's okay!
( crowd cheering )
She made it!
Rufus, my friend
guess who got
a front page photo?
You?
MAN:
How does she do it?
RON:
Oh, no.
It can't be.
It was just a dummy.
She didn't even fall.
Ron, get over it already.
Sorry, K.P., but discovering
that your action hero
is a big fake is not something
you just get over.
And this from a wrestling fan?
I don't get
the connection.
Looks like Pop Pop Porter got
so much publicity
he's no pressing charges
for the blimp theft.
So she's getting away with it?!
Well, I was able to highlight
the key areas
on that photo file.
She calls herself extreme.
The big fake.
Imagine that.
Lying to the public
just to build up
your own reputation.
Disgusting.
Well, Adrena Lynn might get
a pass from Pop Pop
but Ron Stoppable
smells a story.
And in our top story,
Ron Stoppable
of the Middleton High newspaper
reports
that extreme teen, Adrena Lynn,
is an extreme fake.
I'm in the paper,
too.
I'm national, baby.
"Ace reporter, Ron Stoppable
"heralded for breaking the story
of TV fake.
Adrena Lynn's ratings plummet
faster than her fake fall."
Can this get any more annoying?
( beeping )
What up, Wade?
It's your brothers.
You were doing what?!
Bungee jumping out of a blimp.
Like Adrena Lynn.
Only we didn't have a blimp
so we used the roof.
And we didn't have a bungee cord
so we used yarn.
That Adrena Lynn is a menace!
And she didn't
really bungee jump
out of a blimp.
Don't you boys watch the news?
Nah, the only show we watch
is Adrena Lynn.
Hey, it's time!
And reports that Adrena Lynn
is a fake
coupled with a rash
of copycat stunts
across the country...
That's us!
Ow.
...has prompted this network
to cancel Adrena Lynn
in favor of more responsible
programming.
So, stay tuned
for an extra hour
of Stuff On Fire.
Excellent.
Now I can focus on the looming
disaster in my social life.
Hip to the left
Hip to the right
Spin and slide
Who's going to win
against Eastside?
Who? Who?
RON:
Looking good, K.P.
Oh, don't worry, baby
I'm not going to forget about
the little people
who got me where I am today.
I'll be there Friday night
to cover your date with Brick.
( clicks tongue ):
Yeah.
Cool. Our date's going to be
like newsworthy.
( sighs )
Brick, wait.
We need to talk.
Did you just say,
"We need to talk"?
That's exactly what
Amelia said last year
when she dumped me.
I mean, when we,
you know, broke up.
Well, you can't really
call it breaking up
if we haven't even...
I was a wreck.
I totally blew it
in the big game
against Eastside.
So, what did you want
to talk to me about?
Just that... I can't wait
for Friday either.
Cool.
I am so toast.
( tires squealing )
( tires screeching )
She is so toast.
Roll the camera.
Hello, Lynn.
We've been canceled.
We're not canceled
until I say we're canceled!
A lonely highway.
A desperate mission.
Tonight, I will pull
my greatest stunt yet...
Revenge against Kim Possible
and Ron Stoppable!
How's that for a teaser?
Good.
It'd be better
if we had an audience.
Oh, we will.
( tires squealing )
( static )
( phone ringing )
Hello?
WADE:
Kim, Wade.
Sorry to use a landline
but the communicator satellite
is down.
What's the sitch?
It's not just the communicator.
Video signals all over the world
are getting messed up.
FATHER:
Darn TV.
TIM:
Whack it again, Dad.
You have to make it work.
What good is having a broken leg
if you can't sit
and watch TV all day?
Maybe this is a good thing.
We can have some
quality family time.
Dad, please!
You're a rocket scientist.
Can't you do something?
Well, I could put it
in geosynchronous orbit
but I'm not sure
how that would help.
( door closing )
Oh, Kimmie, your boyfriend
called while you were out.
He's not my boyfriend!
That's not what
Ron said on the
Ron Report.
( groaning )
Is something wrong, honey?
You have our undivided
attention.
The TV's broken.
Ron made up a story
about me liking the quarterback
and now I'm stuck dating him
or we'll lose the big game.
Meanwhile, there's
a worldwide satellite crisis.
Kimmie, you have to
be honest with Brick.
If the football
team loses, it's
not your fault.
I can't help you
with the satellite thing.
Uh, I don't think
you have to worry
about dating Brick tonight.
Hey, I thought you said
Kim wanted to meet me here.
Uh, she'll be here.
Adrena Lynn!
Adrena Lynn!
Hmm. I thought she was canceled.
Well, I think we know
who's jamming
the satellite transmissions.
Wade.
Tonight, Ron Stoppable
Kim Possible
versus me in extreme combat.
And to raise the stakes,
I have Kim's boyfriend.
He is not my boyfriend!
( clock ticking )
( groans )
Don't worry
I'm going.
RON:
Kim, the only thing
down this road
is the old Middleton
fairgrounds.
That, and Adrena Lynn.
That place is haunted.
Plus, I lost, like,
ten bucks trying to
win a stuffed hippo.
Too bad, Ron.
If it weren't for you
and your stories
we wouldn't be here.
This place gives me the creeps.
( coyote howling )
( screams )
Creepy.
( shivering )
( moaning )
Aah! Aah!
( gasping )
LYNN:
High school quarterback
Brick Flag takes the ride
of his life
and only one person
can save him.
His beloved girlfriend
Kim Possible.
And me.
Drop the dramatics, Adrena Lynn.
This isn't a game.
Exactly.
It's real, it's extreme
and it's freaky...!
Clock's ticking.
Come on, Ron.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa...!
Whoa...!
LYNN:
Freaky!
( yelling )
( grunting )
( laughing )
Gee, I wonder how
the quarterback is doing?
( laughing maniacally )
( Kim grunting )
( Ron yelling )
( both yelling )
( grunting )
Look out, Ron!
( screams )
( Lynn gasping )
Playing games when poor Brick
is hurdling towards his doom?
What kind of girlfriend are you?
( Brick yelling )
That girl doesn't play fair.
Come on, Kimmie.
Show 'em what you got.
Go get her, Adrena Lynn!
Jim, Tim,
there will be no rooting
for your sister's foe.
( screeching )
( grunting )
RON:
Kim!
( yelling in pain )
No, please.
This ride always
makes me throw up.
RON:
Hey...!
Kim!
Kim!
Kim!
( yelling )
( motor winding down )
( Ron groaning )
LYNN:
Ooh, that move's
going to cost you.
Hey!
The quarterback's
almost out of time
and going the wrong way.
Adrena Lynn, you cannot do this!
And why not?
I'm the one
responsible for
you being canceled.
I called you a fake.
What?
I guess it takes
one to know one.
I made up that stuff
about Kim liking Brick
just to sell my story.
Oh, harsh.
It worked, kind of.
But the thing is
if the fake part about
you is what people like
well, what good is that?
You're right.
From now on, I'm
keeping it real.
Me, too.
Starting with my very
real defeat of Kim Possible!
( laughing maniacally )
Okay, that didn't work.
Let's see.
KIM:
What will I do next?
Uh, I do extreme
stunts for a living.
( laughs ):
You think I'm
afraid of heights?
You fake extreme stunts.
Let the world see
how brave you are
when there's real danger.
Not so extreme after all,
now, are you?
Are you?
No.
BOTH:
Now she tells us.
( sirens wailing )
Listen, I'm sorry you almost
plunged to your death
on worldwide television...
Kim, stop.
I get it now.
You do?
Sure.
You had that skinny guy
expose Adrena Lynn
so she'd freak out and set up
this whole "save Brick" thing
just to prove you dug me.
Kim, you're nice and all
but you try too hard.
If you'd just ask
me out, that's cool,
but this is too much.
I'm sorry, but it's over.
I can't believe it.
I know.
Headline:
"Quarterback sacks Kim Possible.
"She has a dislocated heart
and will be out for
the remainder of the season."
( grumbling )
Thank you.
Mm-hmm.
( laughing )