Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 14 - October 31st - full transcript
Trying to get to a party to see Josh, Kim bails on both her parents and Ron for Halloween.
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DRAKKEN:
Is it true
Duff Killigan,
that you recently stole
the top-secret
Centurion Project?
Mm... maybe.
Is it true, Dr. Drakken,
you're looking to purchase
the recently stolen
top-secret Centurion Project?
Maybe.
Here's the money.
Now hand over
the Centurion Project.
Sheego, we were about to haggle.
And I do love to haggle.
Let's just get
the Centurion Project
and get out of here.
Oh, you're a harsh one, lassie.
This trinket is
the Centurion Project?
Aye.
Don't blame me
if it's a wee thingy.
Blame the scientists
who built it.
And guess what?
(gasps )
I think those scientists
would like it back.
Kim Possible?!
Kim Possible?!
Yeah, and...
Actually, you know what
I've got nothing to add to that.
You know her?
Know her? Hate her.
Sheego, attack!
I don't have anything to add
here either.
An exploding golf ball!
Fore!
Freestyle.
The roof!
She's coming down.
That can't be good.
(giggles )
Hairless vermin!
Give that back!
Nice work, Rufus.
Guess it's going with me.
Bye.
Do I still get me money?
(angry grunting )
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
(grunts )
Come on.
(beeping )
Wade, tell me you talked to
somebody at the top-secret lab.
Sorry.
They're already closed
for the weekend.
You're stuck till Monday.
Did you at least find out
what this thing is?
They're data bank
on the Centurion Project
is hacker-proof.
Oh, man.
(telephone rings )
(ringing )
Well, thanks for trying, Wade.
Later.
(ringing )
Hello.
Kim, I have unbelievable news!
You know what the Centurion
Project is?
The what?
Never mind.
So what's up?
I got the party green light!
That is ferociously cool.
When?
(squeals ):
Tonight.
As in Halloween?
It'll be a costume party.
Everybody will be there.
Everybody except me.
But you got to come.
Monique, get real.
We're talking Halloween.
He loves Halloween.
I live for Halloween.
Then what better way
to celebrate than atmy party?
A party would interfere
with the "T or T" action.
Trick or treat.
As in "smell my feet, give me
something good to eat"?
You got to do "smell my feet."
Hey!
Oops, wrong pocket.
Okay...
Here's what
I'm thinking, K.P.
Joint costume.
Huh? Huh? You like it?
Girl, go with the half
with the horn.
Um, Ron, do you think maybe
we're a little old for T or T?
Last year, some kid
called me "ma'am."
So?
You command respect.
I was dressed as a clown.
I believe you were a hobo.
Okay, so trick or treating
is a Ron-Kim tradition.
Come to my place after.
Monique, when Ron Stoppable
and Kim Possible trick or treat
there is noafter.
We hit Middleton, Upperton
and Lowerton...
It's tradition.
It dates back to the beginning
of our friendship.
Since preschool.
Ah, preschool.
The year of the ballerina
and the cowboy.
(horse neighs )
(flat ):
How could I forget?
For the last time,
I will not pay you.
I WANT MY MONEY!
Look, I said I would pay you
when the stolen Centurion
Project is in my possession.
It is not in my possession.
Therefore, I'm not paying.
DUFF:
You...!
You... you're a criminal!
My dear fellow, I repeatedly
tried to take over the world.
Of course I'm criminal!
Well, I'll tell you
this much, laddie.
The next time I steal it,
I'm selling it to someone else!
(phone clicks )
The nerve of that man.
Sheego!
Indoor voice, please.
What did you find out?
Hey, this is Wade.
We've got kind of a problem.
The Centurion Project is stuck
on Kim's wrist.
I know you're closed
for the weekend
but if anybody checks messages,
please help us out on this.
Our poor little Kimmie.
Perhaps we can help.
Fascinating.
"You can get it off"
fascinating?
Or "I'm stuck till Monday"
fascinating?
You're stuck
till Monday.
(gasps )
Bet Mom could get it off.
No dice, Jim.
The bracelet appears
to be constructed
of a superstrong alloy.
Who's talking about
the bracelet?
Yeah, Mom's a doctor.
She could take off the hand
and sew it right back on again.
Jim, Tim, there will be
no surgery at the dinner table.
Look what I've got, boys.
Cool.
Cool.
It's Mr. Cadaver.
The med students
practice on him.
Lifelike latex.
You're the best, Mom.
The boys are helping with
the Scare-For-Care Haunted House
at the hospital.
Wait, you two aren't trick
or treating this year?
We are so over candy begging.
We're ten.
(sighs )
FATHER:
Kimmie,
it's for you.
Guess who's garage band
is playing at my party?
If you say Josh Manke,
I swear I'll scream.
Scream, girl!
(beeping )
Hold on.
Wade, cool costume.
Wait a second.
You're going to leave your room?
No way.
I do it all online.
I'm... ah-ah!
I'm getting something.
KIM:
Have you got an update
on this bracelet?
WADE:
The update is... no update.
I left a message at the lab.
We know that already.
Shh!
Okay, I've got Monique
on the phone.
Page me if anything
(static ) ...elops.
(grunts )
Stupid thing.
Never works when I'm roaming.
Ah!
Foul machine.
Never works when I'm roaming.
So, Josh Manke is seriously
going to be at your party.
Now would I lie to you?
(beeps )
Incoming.
Kim...! We're going
to fall seriously
behind schedule here.
Where are you?
Hold on.
(beeps )
You sure that
Josh will show?
Yeah. Deal with it.
I am.
(beeps )
Um... uh...
Bad news, Ron.
My mom is making me help
with the hospital's
haunted house thing... tonight.
Aha!
We strike tonight.
At the hospital's haunted house.
Yeah, I, um...
I can't get out of it.
It's a family deal.
You know how it is. Right?
Oh, sure, KP
yeah... I just can't believe it.
A Halloween without us
as a team.
It feels weird, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, it does feel weird.
Try to have fun anyway.
Okay. Bye.
(phone clicks, beeps )
MOTHER:
Kimmie, did I hear you tell Ron
you're coming with us?
The boys will be so excited.
They're dying to drench you
in fake blood.
At least I hope it's fake.
No! I can't.
Oh...
I'm sorry, I thought
I heard you tell Ron...
Uh, that I could not go with you
because I... uh...
I promised to go with him.
That's what I said.
I must've misunderstood.
Well, have fun
trick or treating.
Trick or treating?
Isn't the lass
a wee bit old for that?
Why didn't you tell your mom?
I don't know, I just panicked.
Look, I'll see you
tonight, okay?
Okay.
I guess.
(phone beeps )
Oh, my gosh!
Wade, what is this thing?
Cutting-edge nanotechnology.
The cybertronic circuitry
is control by some
biometric parameters.
(beeping )
Better get this. Maybe
it's the top-secret lab.
Greetings, Ackerman.
I come from a distant star
cluster seeking chocolate.
Hi, Eugene.
Aw. How'd you know it was me?
Cross-ref your ISP address.
I put the candy credits
in your mailbox.
Thanks, Wade. Go in peace.
Okay, back to me.
Wade, I've got to
get this thing off
before I go to Monique's party.
You're not trick or treating
with Ron this year?
Nope.
MOM:
Kimmie, we're going.
Bye.
DAD:
Have fun
with Ronald.
Oh, I will.
(gasps )
Wade!
You just lied to your parents.
I know. They think
I'm going with Ron.
He thinks I'm going with them!
But I'm really going
to Monique's.
It's all very bad.
I feel awful, okay?
No, Kim, that's
what triggered it.
When you lied, it grew.
What?
It-It looks like
some kind of armor.
Armor that grows by itself?
Yeah. The biometric parameters
must have to do with stress.
In battle, when a soldier is
in danger and stressed out
the armor would kick in.
Wade, I wore this thing
during a fight with Sheego
Drakken and Duff Killigan,
and nothing happened
You must be more stressed out
when you're lying
than when you're fighting.
Way to go, Pinocchio.
RON:
Kim!
You're still home?
Oh, it's Ron!
Hey.
I just saw your parents leave.
So you're not going with them?
You're going with me?
Um... yeah. I mean, no.
Uh, uh, I'm meeting them
later, actually.
I, uh... I got to go.
Well, here's your
half of the costume.
I thought you should have it.
Oh, thanks.
But...
Well...
Have fun.
We just...
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Stop staring at me like that.
I feel bad enough as it is.
(phone ringing )
Oh, whoops.
Hello.
Kim, Josh is here. Hurry!
I'm on my way.
(eerie music plays )
Thank you. Enjoy.
Thank you, Enjoy.
Thank you, Enjoy.
Thank you. Enjoy.
Do you dare face the
Scare-For-Care House of Horror?
Yeah, we're ready!
Yeah!
All right, let's do it!
Then enter at your own risk.
Thank you. Enjoy.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
All right, try to blend in.
No problem.
Huh, you're just trying
to annoy me now, aren't you?
(doorbell rings )
Kim, you're just in time.
Avast, you scurvy knave.
What?
That was pirate talk.
'Cause you know, you're a pirate
and... I'm a total dork.
(uneasy chuckle )
No, no, I got it;
I'm just playing you.
Good one.
What do you suppose
to be anyway?
Uh, the Princess... Cinita.
Oh, right on.
I heard your folks are doing
the Scare-For-Care
Haunted House.
You know about that?
Yeah, I stop every year;
good cause, good time,
you know, yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
Probably drop by
there after our set.
Want to go?
Yes, but I can't.
I told them I, uh...
Told them what?
Doesn't matter.
Whoa!
State-of-the-art costume, huh?
Be right back.
Must hide.
Bathroom?
Hmm-mm. Closet.
Bathroom would be better.
Thataway, partner.
♪ Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat. ♪
(chattering )
Happy Halloween.
Mister, could you not
do "smell your feet"?
It's really lame.
Unicorn came to play.
You're no unicorn,
you're just a horse's...
I've come to claim what's mine.
(giggles )
You look like a girl.
I'm not.
You're wearing a skirt.
It's a kilt!
(laughing )
Whatever.
Poor Duff. Kids can be cruel.
Not as cruel as I can be,
Mr. Stoppable.
So tell me, where is
the Centurion Project?
That thing stuck on Kim's wrist?
Ah, she's still got it, then.
Bonny good.
Where is she?
Not with me.
She told her mama
she was going withyou.
Oh, no, you got it all wrong.
She's with her parents.
What?
Oh, another trick or treater.
Happy Halloween.
Piece of advice:
The girl costume works
better without the beard.
I'm not a gal!
Whoo...
Aah...
Oh, aren't they cute?
Aw...
(screaming )
Ooh, shock!
Ooh, shock!
(laughing )
They're good.
I've seen every
Possible, except Kim.
This calls
for the direct approach.
(organ music playing )
Ha!
Dr. Drakken!
Ha!
A bearded lady?
I'm not a lady;
I'm Duff Killigan!
Killigan, here?
I came here to get the Centurion
Project back from Kim Possible.
So am I.
Okay, boys, boys,
time-out, please.
So where is Kim Possible?
I suggest you people
take your evil elsewhere.
Honey, we've got to warn Kim.
She's out there with Ron
who has no idea
trouble's brewing.
She's not with me!
I'm here...
and captured.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
She told me
she'd be here with you.
Yeah.
That's not what she told us.
She distinctly said
she'd be with you.
She lied?!
She lied?!
Kimberly Ann Possible,
wherever you are
you are inbig trouble.
Get it together.
This is way out of hand.
Those lies were tiny.
Teeny tiny. Yeah.
Kim, you okay?
(knock on door )
(sighs )
There's absolutely
nothing wrong.
(both gasp )
(nervous giggle )
Oh...
Good thing it's Halloween,
'cause that look is scary.
This is just too weird.
This is bad.
I've got to talk to Wade.
Where's your communicator?
Somewhere under all this.
So, uh, what are you again?
A stinking liar trapped
in high-tech battle armor.
See, I-I wouldn't
have guessed that.
(beeping )
It's Wade!
(beeping )
Wade, it's Monique.
Kim can't answer
her communicator right now
but she really, really needs
to talk to you. Here.
Hi, Wade. A small problem
with the Centurion Project.
Yeah, well, there's a big
problem at the Haunted House.
It's on the news.
I am an infamous villain
bent on global conquest.
And I demand...
Oh, stick a sock in it.
It is I, Duff Killigan, the
world's most dangerous golfer.
Do you mind?
This ismy crime scene.
Guess again, blue boy.
For the moment, let's
ignore those two
and get back to business.
You expect me to believe that
Kim Possible, the Kim Possible,
lied?!
I worry about what happens next.
Sure, it starts
with a few lies...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
But soon our little Kimmie
sinks deeper and deeper.
How low will she go?
What kind of inhuman monster
will she become?!
Huh?
Huh?
Apparently a cybertronic one.
The Centurion Project.
It's amazing!
All that came out
of that wee bracelet?
Step away from the happy
Halloweeners and surrender now!
Killigan, let's see
how much punishment
the Centurion Project can take.
I'm with you, lassie.
Fore!
I don't know exactly
how this armor works
but I do know that it's tough.
I can tell you what's controlled
by my thoughts and emotions
and right now
I'm feeling pretty nasty.
So count to ten, or something.
This armor's practically
automatic.
It knows I'm angry
and it's fighting back.
KIM:
Sheego, you got to stop.
Oh, it stops here.
(both gasp )
(grunts )
(gasps )
(gasps )
(grunts )
The Centurion Project
is not so tough.
No way.
(loud clanging )
I warned you.
Hey!
Much more humane.
Hmm... My drive let me down
but my putter never fails.
While I must admit that your
newly acquired superpowers
are perhaps the coolest things
I've ever seen in my life
I can't believe you lied to me!
Well, it's truth time.
If you weren't with
your parents...
Ron, I am so sorry.
And youweren't with Ron...
Where exactlywere you?
I... I... I-I just had
to go to Monique's party
'cause Josh was going to be
there, so I lied to Ron.
And Mom heard me lie to Ron
so I had to cover up
the lie to Mom, and...
(sighs wearily )
Wow, I'm regular me again.
Oh, regular you, I can handle.
(grunting )
Get the bracelet!
Good idea.
(grunting )
I must have
the Centurion Project!
If you don't mind, I'd like
a word with my daughter.
Oh, yes, sir.
Kimberly Ann Possible
we need to talk.
I, for one, am extremely
disappointed in Kim.
I know. Lying to her parents
and her best her friend, mm!
Aye, she'll be working long
and hard to regain my trust.
So, obviously,
mistakes were made
by me...
Kim, Duff Killigan captured me.
I know. I'm
so sorry.
I never imagined that my lies
could put anybody in danger.
Forget, danger, woman!
It put me behind schedule
in my trick or treating.
I'm not getting that time back!
Sorry.
Kimmie, you know how important
honesty is to us.
And this isn't just about us.
Innocent people could
have been hurt
with those villains
carrying on here tonight.
I will never lie again,
I promise.
And it was such a stupid
thing to lie about.
Ron is your friend.
He would have understood.
Like Mom and Dad wouldn't have
let you go to Monique's party.
Aah, even the tweebs
are busting me?
You know what we're going
to have to do now, Kimmie.
I sense the word "grounded"
is coming my way.
Do you also sense
the words "one month"
and "studying right now"?
A whole month!
Too bad you're grounded.
I thought we could go back
to the party together.
I'd love to, but I can't.
Psst! Manke, I'm
sitting on a list
of every insomniac in Middleton.
What, you're talking
trick or treating?
But you got to wear this.
Ha, ha, sweet!
Whoo-yeah!
So, maybe next year
I can go with you guys.
Guys?
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DRAKKEN:
Is it true
Duff Killigan,
that you recently stole
the top-secret
Centurion Project?
Mm... maybe.
Is it true, Dr. Drakken,
you're looking to purchase
the recently stolen
top-secret Centurion Project?
Maybe.
Here's the money.
Now hand over
the Centurion Project.
Sheego, we were about to haggle.
And I do love to haggle.
Let's just get
the Centurion Project
and get out of here.
Oh, you're a harsh one, lassie.
This trinket is
the Centurion Project?
Aye.
Don't blame me
if it's a wee thingy.
Blame the scientists
who built it.
And guess what?
(gasps )
I think those scientists
would like it back.
Kim Possible?!
Kim Possible?!
Yeah, and...
Actually, you know what
I've got nothing to add to that.
You know her?
Know her? Hate her.
Sheego, attack!
I don't have anything to add
here either.
An exploding golf ball!
Fore!
Freestyle.
The roof!
She's coming down.
That can't be good.
(giggles )
Hairless vermin!
Give that back!
Nice work, Rufus.
Guess it's going with me.
Bye.
Do I still get me money?
(angry grunting )
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls,
just know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
(grunts )
Come on.
(beeping )
Wade, tell me you talked to
somebody at the top-secret lab.
Sorry.
They're already closed
for the weekend.
You're stuck till Monday.
Did you at least find out
what this thing is?
They're data bank
on the Centurion Project
is hacker-proof.
Oh, man.
(telephone rings )
(ringing )
Well, thanks for trying, Wade.
Later.
(ringing )
Hello.
Kim, I have unbelievable news!
You know what the Centurion
Project is?
The what?
Never mind.
So what's up?
I got the party green light!
That is ferociously cool.
When?
(squeals ):
Tonight.
As in Halloween?
It'll be a costume party.
Everybody will be there.
Everybody except me.
But you got to come.
Monique, get real.
We're talking Halloween.
He loves Halloween.
I live for Halloween.
Then what better way
to celebrate than atmy party?
A party would interfere
with the "T or T" action.
Trick or treat.
As in "smell my feet, give me
something good to eat"?
You got to do "smell my feet."
Hey!
Oops, wrong pocket.
Okay...
Here's what
I'm thinking, K.P.
Joint costume.
Huh? Huh? You like it?
Girl, go with the half
with the horn.
Um, Ron, do you think maybe
we're a little old for T or T?
Last year, some kid
called me "ma'am."
So?
You command respect.
I was dressed as a clown.
I believe you were a hobo.
Okay, so trick or treating
is a Ron-Kim tradition.
Come to my place after.
Monique, when Ron Stoppable
and Kim Possible trick or treat
there is noafter.
We hit Middleton, Upperton
and Lowerton...
It's tradition.
It dates back to the beginning
of our friendship.
Since preschool.
Ah, preschool.
The year of the ballerina
and the cowboy.
(horse neighs )
(flat ):
How could I forget?
For the last time,
I will not pay you.
I WANT MY MONEY!
Look, I said I would pay you
when the stolen Centurion
Project is in my possession.
It is not in my possession.
Therefore, I'm not paying.
DUFF:
You...!
You... you're a criminal!
My dear fellow, I repeatedly
tried to take over the world.
Of course I'm criminal!
Well, I'll tell you
this much, laddie.
The next time I steal it,
I'm selling it to someone else!
(phone clicks )
The nerve of that man.
Sheego!
Indoor voice, please.
What did you find out?
Hey, this is Wade.
We've got kind of a problem.
The Centurion Project is stuck
on Kim's wrist.
I know you're closed
for the weekend
but if anybody checks messages,
please help us out on this.
Our poor little Kimmie.
Perhaps we can help.
Fascinating.
"You can get it off"
fascinating?
Or "I'm stuck till Monday"
fascinating?
You're stuck
till Monday.
(gasps )
Bet Mom could get it off.
No dice, Jim.
The bracelet appears
to be constructed
of a superstrong alloy.
Who's talking about
the bracelet?
Yeah, Mom's a doctor.
She could take off the hand
and sew it right back on again.
Jim, Tim, there will be
no surgery at the dinner table.
Look what I've got, boys.
Cool.
Cool.
It's Mr. Cadaver.
The med students
practice on him.
Lifelike latex.
You're the best, Mom.
The boys are helping with
the Scare-For-Care Haunted House
at the hospital.
Wait, you two aren't trick
or treating this year?
We are so over candy begging.
We're ten.
(sighs )
FATHER:
Kimmie,
it's for you.
Guess who's garage band
is playing at my party?
If you say Josh Manke,
I swear I'll scream.
Scream, girl!
(beeping )
Hold on.
Wade, cool costume.
Wait a second.
You're going to leave your room?
No way.
I do it all online.
I'm... ah-ah!
I'm getting something.
KIM:
Have you got an update
on this bracelet?
WADE:
The update is... no update.
I left a message at the lab.
We know that already.
Shh!
Okay, I've got Monique
on the phone.
Page me if anything
(static ) ...elops.
(grunts )
Stupid thing.
Never works when I'm roaming.
Ah!
Foul machine.
Never works when I'm roaming.
So, Josh Manke is seriously
going to be at your party.
Now would I lie to you?
(beeps )
Incoming.
Kim...! We're going
to fall seriously
behind schedule here.
Where are you?
Hold on.
(beeps )
You sure that
Josh will show?
Yeah. Deal with it.
I am.
(beeps )
Um... uh...
Bad news, Ron.
My mom is making me help
with the hospital's
haunted house thing... tonight.
Aha!
We strike tonight.
At the hospital's haunted house.
Yeah, I, um...
I can't get out of it.
It's a family deal.
You know how it is. Right?
Oh, sure, KP
yeah... I just can't believe it.
A Halloween without us
as a team.
It feels weird, huh?
Yeah. Yeah, it does feel weird.
Try to have fun anyway.
Okay. Bye.
(phone clicks, beeps )
MOTHER:
Kimmie, did I hear you tell Ron
you're coming with us?
The boys will be so excited.
They're dying to drench you
in fake blood.
At least I hope it's fake.
No! I can't.
Oh...
I'm sorry, I thought
I heard you tell Ron...
Uh, that I could not go with you
because I... uh...
I promised to go with him.
That's what I said.
I must've misunderstood.
Well, have fun
trick or treating.
Trick or treating?
Isn't the lass
a wee bit old for that?
Why didn't you tell your mom?
I don't know, I just panicked.
Look, I'll see you
tonight, okay?
Okay.
I guess.
(phone beeps )
Oh, my gosh!
Wade, what is this thing?
Cutting-edge nanotechnology.
The cybertronic circuitry
is control by some
biometric parameters.
(beeping )
Better get this. Maybe
it's the top-secret lab.
Greetings, Ackerman.
I come from a distant star
cluster seeking chocolate.
Hi, Eugene.
Aw. How'd you know it was me?
Cross-ref your ISP address.
I put the candy credits
in your mailbox.
Thanks, Wade. Go in peace.
Okay, back to me.
Wade, I've got to
get this thing off
before I go to Monique's party.
You're not trick or treating
with Ron this year?
Nope.
MOM:
Kimmie, we're going.
Bye.
DAD:
Have fun
with Ronald.
Oh, I will.
(gasps )
Wade!
You just lied to your parents.
I know. They think
I'm going with Ron.
He thinks I'm going with them!
But I'm really going
to Monique's.
It's all very bad.
I feel awful, okay?
No, Kim, that's
what triggered it.
When you lied, it grew.
What?
It-It looks like
some kind of armor.
Armor that grows by itself?
Yeah. The biometric parameters
must have to do with stress.
In battle, when a soldier is
in danger and stressed out
the armor would kick in.
Wade, I wore this thing
during a fight with Sheego
Drakken and Duff Killigan,
and nothing happened
You must be more stressed out
when you're lying
than when you're fighting.
Way to go, Pinocchio.
RON:
Kim!
You're still home?
Oh, it's Ron!
Hey.
I just saw your parents leave.
So you're not going with them?
You're going with me?
Um... yeah. I mean, no.
Uh, uh, I'm meeting them
later, actually.
I, uh... I got to go.
Well, here's your
half of the costume.
I thought you should have it.
Oh, thanks.
But...
Well...
Have fun.
We just...
Bye.
Okay, bye.
Stop staring at me like that.
I feel bad enough as it is.
(phone ringing )
Oh, whoops.
Hello.
Kim, Josh is here. Hurry!
I'm on my way.
(eerie music plays )
Thank you. Enjoy.
Thank you, Enjoy.
Thank you, Enjoy.
Thank you. Enjoy.
Do you dare face the
Scare-For-Care House of Horror?
Yeah, we're ready!
Yeah!
All right, let's do it!
Then enter at your own risk.
Thank you. Enjoy.
Thank you.
Enjoy.
All right, try to blend in.
No problem.
Huh, you're just trying
to annoy me now, aren't you?
(doorbell rings )
Kim, you're just in time.
Avast, you scurvy knave.
What?
That was pirate talk.
'Cause you know, you're a pirate
and... I'm a total dork.
(uneasy chuckle )
No, no, I got it;
I'm just playing you.
Good one.
What do you suppose
to be anyway?
Uh, the Princess... Cinita.
Oh, right on.
I heard your folks are doing
the Scare-For-Care
Haunted House.
You know about that?
Yeah, I stop every year;
good cause, good time,
you know, yeah.
Totally.
Yeah.
Probably drop by
there after our set.
Want to go?
Yes, but I can't.
I told them I, uh...
Told them what?
Doesn't matter.
Whoa!
State-of-the-art costume, huh?
Be right back.
Must hide.
Bathroom?
Hmm-mm. Closet.
Bathroom would be better.
Thataway, partner.
♪ Smell my feet,
give me something good to eat. ♪
(chattering )
Happy Halloween.
Mister, could you not
do "smell your feet"?
It's really lame.
Unicorn came to play.
You're no unicorn,
you're just a horse's...
I've come to claim what's mine.
(giggles )
You look like a girl.
I'm not.
You're wearing a skirt.
It's a kilt!
(laughing )
Whatever.
Poor Duff. Kids can be cruel.
Not as cruel as I can be,
Mr. Stoppable.
So tell me, where is
the Centurion Project?
That thing stuck on Kim's wrist?
Ah, she's still got it, then.
Bonny good.
Where is she?
Not with me.
She told her mama
she was going withyou.
Oh, no, you got it all wrong.
She's with her parents.
What?
Oh, another trick or treater.
Happy Halloween.
Piece of advice:
The girl costume works
better without the beard.
I'm not a gal!
Whoo...
Aah...
Oh, aren't they cute?
Aw...
(screaming )
Ooh, shock!
Ooh, shock!
(laughing )
They're good.
I've seen every
Possible, except Kim.
This calls
for the direct approach.
(organ music playing )
Ha!
Dr. Drakken!
Ha!
A bearded lady?
I'm not a lady;
I'm Duff Killigan!
Killigan, here?
I came here to get the Centurion
Project back from Kim Possible.
So am I.
Okay, boys, boys,
time-out, please.
So where is Kim Possible?
I suggest you people
take your evil elsewhere.
Honey, we've got to warn Kim.
She's out there with Ron
who has no idea
trouble's brewing.
She's not with me!
I'm here...
and captured.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
She told me
she'd be here with you.
Yeah.
That's not what she told us.
She distinctly said
she'd be with you.
She lied?!
She lied?!
Kimberly Ann Possible,
wherever you are
you are inbig trouble.
Get it together.
This is way out of hand.
Those lies were tiny.
Teeny tiny. Yeah.
Kim, you okay?
(knock on door )
(sighs )
There's absolutely
nothing wrong.
(both gasp )
(nervous giggle )
Oh...
Good thing it's Halloween,
'cause that look is scary.
This is just too weird.
This is bad.
I've got to talk to Wade.
Where's your communicator?
Somewhere under all this.
So, uh, what are you again?
A stinking liar trapped
in high-tech battle armor.
See, I-I wouldn't
have guessed that.
(beeping )
It's Wade!
(beeping )
Wade, it's Monique.
Kim can't answer
her communicator right now
but she really, really needs
to talk to you. Here.
Hi, Wade. A small problem
with the Centurion Project.
Yeah, well, there's a big
problem at the Haunted House.
It's on the news.
I am an infamous villain
bent on global conquest.
And I demand...
Oh, stick a sock in it.
It is I, Duff Killigan, the
world's most dangerous golfer.
Do you mind?
This ismy crime scene.
Guess again, blue boy.
For the moment, let's
ignore those two
and get back to business.
You expect me to believe that
Kim Possible, the Kim Possible,
lied?!
I worry about what happens next.
Sure, it starts
with a few lies...
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm!
But soon our little Kimmie
sinks deeper and deeper.
How low will she go?
What kind of inhuman monster
will she become?!
Huh?
Huh?
Apparently a cybertronic one.
The Centurion Project.
It's amazing!
All that came out
of that wee bracelet?
Step away from the happy
Halloweeners and surrender now!
Killigan, let's see
how much punishment
the Centurion Project can take.
I'm with you, lassie.
Fore!
I don't know exactly
how this armor works
but I do know that it's tough.
I can tell you what's controlled
by my thoughts and emotions
and right now
I'm feeling pretty nasty.
So count to ten, or something.
This armor's practically
automatic.
It knows I'm angry
and it's fighting back.
KIM:
Sheego, you got to stop.
Oh, it stops here.
(both gasp )
(grunts )
(gasps )
(gasps )
(grunts )
The Centurion Project
is not so tough.
No way.
(loud clanging )
I warned you.
Hey!
Much more humane.
Hmm... My drive let me down
but my putter never fails.
While I must admit that your
newly acquired superpowers
are perhaps the coolest things
I've ever seen in my life
I can't believe you lied to me!
Well, it's truth time.
If you weren't with
your parents...
Ron, I am so sorry.
And youweren't with Ron...
Where exactlywere you?
I... I... I-I just had
to go to Monique's party
'cause Josh was going to be
there, so I lied to Ron.
And Mom heard me lie to Ron
so I had to cover up
the lie to Mom, and...
(sighs wearily )
Wow, I'm regular me again.
Oh, regular you, I can handle.
(grunting )
Get the bracelet!
Good idea.
(grunting )
I must have
the Centurion Project!
If you don't mind, I'd like
a word with my daughter.
Oh, yes, sir.
Kimberly Ann Possible
we need to talk.
I, for one, am extremely
disappointed in Kim.
I know. Lying to her parents
and her best her friend, mm!
Aye, she'll be working long
and hard to regain my trust.
So, obviously,
mistakes were made
by me...
Kim, Duff Killigan captured me.
I know. I'm
so sorry.
I never imagined that my lies
could put anybody in danger.
Forget, danger, woman!
It put me behind schedule
in my trick or treating.
I'm not getting that time back!
Sorry.
Kimmie, you know how important
honesty is to us.
And this isn't just about us.
Innocent people could
have been hurt
with those villains
carrying on here tonight.
I will never lie again,
I promise.
And it was such a stupid
thing to lie about.
Ron is your friend.
He would have understood.
Like Mom and Dad wouldn't have
let you go to Monique's party.
Aah, even the tweebs
are busting me?
You know what we're going
to have to do now, Kimmie.
I sense the word "grounded"
is coming my way.
Do you also sense
the words "one month"
and "studying right now"?
A whole month!
Too bad you're grounded.
I thought we could go back
to the party together.
I'd love to, but I can't.
Psst! Manke, I'm
sitting on a list
of every insomniac in Middleton.
What, you're talking
trick or treating?
But you got to wear this.
Ha, ha, sweet!
Whoo-yeah!
So, maybe next year
I can go with you guys.
Guys?