Kim Possible (2002–2007): Season 1, Episode 1 - Crush - full transcript
World-saving cheerleader Kim Possible can do anything! ...Except ask Josh Mankey to the school dance.
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Rufus?
Rufus?
Here, boy.
Hey, Ron.
Shh! Rufus
has gone missing.
Maybe he's hibernating.
Not likely, Kim.
It's Spirit Week.
If the little guy missed it,
he'd be crushed.
Rufus!
Huh-ho-hey! Hey!
( laughing )
Rufus!
( yawns )
A naked mole rat.
Ron, ever think about
getting a normal pet?
Like what?
Something not naked.
( blows raspberry )
Never be normal!
That's the Ron Stoppable motto.
Kim? K.P.?
( French ):
Kim Possiblé?
Oh, Josh Manke.
Ugh, Manke.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls just
know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
RON:
Amp down, Kim.
Someone might think
you're crushing on Manke.
Ugh! Manke.
Huh? Kim?
What's this say to you?
Oh, it's... it's, uh...
you know... I mean...
yeah, totally. Uh...
Hey, you're Kim Possible.
You were on the news last week.
Saved some ambassador
or something.
Um, y-y-yeah. I, uh...
That was cool.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Bye.
( bell rings )
I can't even form
a sentence around Josh.
How am I going to ask him
to Friday's dance?
Ask Manke?
I don't know, Kim.
Don't you think
he might feel awkward...
with us?
Us?
Well, we always
go together.
Yeah, but that says,
you know, friends.
And this time I was thinking
about lining up a...
you know...
An enemy?
A date.
A date?
Right. D... li... uh, dating.
Dating in a date-like
kind of way. Uh-huh.
I could do that.
The date thing.
Great. So who are
you going to ask?
For me to get a date?
Who am I not going to ask?
( beeps )
Hey, Wade. What up?
Meet me at your locker.
You would not believe how many
hits we're getting on the site.
Everyone wants your help.
Mrs. Giltmore needs
someone to feed her cats.
For a week.
Ugh!
Seven days, eight cats.
One litter box.
I know your Web site
says you can do anything
but you have to draw the line.
Hey, long distance.
Tokyo.
I love the French.
That one's an emergency.
I'll stream the security cam.
Ha-ha!
Whoa!
Rewind and freeze, Wade.
Dr. Drakken.
Our archenemy.
Well, your archenemy.
You know...
I don't think
he even knows my name.
Come on, Ron, let's jet.
Oh, yeah!
Going to Tokyo
on a school night.
How are we going to get there?
I'll phone a friend.
Hoo-hoo.
Sweet ride.
Thanks for the lift, Britina.
Kim, duh.
It's the least I could do
after you saved my Chicago show.
Aw, the backstage fire
was no big.
For you maybe.
It must be so awesome
not to be afraid of anything.
Huh.
Fearless I am not.
Oh, come on.
I've seen you wrestle a shark
with your bare hands.
Yeah. What
could scare you?
His name's Josh Manke.
Oh...
crush story.
I feel so ridiculous around him.
Just go for it.
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
So, Britina, as a pop superstar
I'll bet you miss out on stuff
like school dances
with, you know,
normal average guys.
True.
Friday.
Dance. You. Me.
Average guy.
No.
( buzzer )
See?
Was that so hard?
Only to watch.
( sirens )
Oh, thank you for coming,
Kim Possible.
I am Yoshiko, translator
for Nakasumi-san.
You know I'm looking
for a lucky someone
to go to a dance with me.
Uh... Nakasumi-san says
he's very flattered
but given the current crisis
he feels it would be
inappropriate to go
to the dance.
No! Ew! No.
I meant...
So what's the sitch?
They have taken over
our entire factory.
The workers are trapped inside.
How many?
Two.
Hundred?
No. Just two.
This is the most
automated factory
in the world.
Wait up!
Ah!
Ron, stop playing around.
Okay, I'm going.
Oh! Are you
kidding me?
Very funny.
The third time's the charm.
What's Drakken doing
in a video game factory?
Duh.
Do you know what
this factory makes?
Video games?
The Z-Boy.
Only the fastest
graphics system ever.
So? Video games.
It's not even coming out
back home until Christmas.
It's the must-have gift
of the holiday season.
Drakken's going to steal
Christmas.
Ron, I know my arch foe.
Drakken wants
to take over the world.
He wants to steal Christmas.
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
( whispers ):
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
Shh! Fine. Whatever.
Kim, Drakken's in the house.
Is this really the time
to fix your makeup?
I see the hostages.
( gasps )
Oh, no.
What?
Thought I saw a zit.
False alarm.
Okay, I'll free the hostages.
You take this.
Jack it into the video.
You mean I'm...
The distraction.
Oh...
always the distraction.
Konichiwa.
Konichiwa.
Konichiwa.
Cartoons make my eyes itch.
Can't you switch that thing off?
Hmm-mm.
Dah!
Put some greasy elbow into it.
Dr. Drakken.
Ah!
Ah.
Sheego, never sneak up
on me like that.
I wasn't sneaking.
Ninjas make more noise
than you, Sheego.
Quit it.
RON ON P.A.:
Whassup?!
Naked mole rat TV is on the air.
That voice.
It's Kim Possible's
dopey sidekick.
I can never remember his name.
It's Ron Stoppable
coming to you totally live.
Broadcasting from...
wouldn't you like to know.
Yes, evil-doers,
it's the Rufus and Ron Show.
You're canceled.
Ron.
Kim Possible.
Her I remember.
So, Kim Possible...
you think to thwart
my plan?
Don't stop to tell her the plan.
( angry stammering )
I'll handle this, Sheego.
Yeah, all I know
is every time you stop to blab
about your big plan she wins.
Oh. Right.
Let's go.
( maniacal laughter )
Quick.
Where's our helicopter?
We don't have one.
Ooh, too bad.
DAD:
I do not believe it.
That Dr. Drakken fellow
stole a factory.
Seems two employees were rescued
by world-famous teen hero...
hey... Kim Possible.
Nice work, honey.
Well, sure,
until I let Drakken get away.
I've got to figure out his plan
before he tries to take over
the world.
Oh, and then there's
the Josh thing.
Josh?
Another mad scientist
bent on world conquest?
So not.
Josh is this guy
I want to take to the dance.
Oh, now don't you
and your friend Ronald
usually go to school functions
together?
Yeah, but Ron's a friend
and Josh is a hottie.
( clears throat )
I wouldn't just give
up without a fight.
With Drakken, I mean.
You'd better get back on
that case tout de suite.
And, Kimmy, let's not talk about
hotties at breakfast anymore.
Who's a hottie?
We're not talking about it.
Josh Manke.
( sighs )
BOYS:
Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend.
Kim's got a boyfriend.
Don't make me hurt you.
Eat your cereal, boys.
( crunching )
So, this Josh is cute?
He's golden, Mom.
Golden? That's good, right?
Well, I prefer
it over "hottie."
Josh is so cool and smart
and really talented
and kind of quiet.
( burps )
Excuse you.
( slurping )
Want to know
what I think?
No.
Send an anonymous e-mail.
I couldn't do that.
Yes, you can.
You, like, route it
through Sweden or someplace
and it can't be traced.
Hmm, your principal
has been getting
anonymous e-mails from Sweden.
Uh... got to go!
Uh... got to go!
Kimmy, telling a
boy you like him
is kind of like getting
into a really cold pool.
Deep breath, then
take the plunge.
( school bell rings )
Before this day is over, I am
going to ask Josh to the dance.
And I'm going to ask...
somebody.
Your standards are so high.
Flexibility is key, Kim.
Good luck.
Don't need it.
MOTHER:
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
( sighs )
( school bell rings )
( sighs )
Hi. I'm Ron St... Ow!
Josh will come through
that door any minute
and I'll just spit it out.
This arm is going
to the dance on Friday.
Who wants to be on it?
( chairs slide )
How about this arm?
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
Here it goes.
Hi, Kim.
Bonnie.
You don't mind
if I watch, do you?
Watch what?
You, Josh...
it's so obvious
that you're crushing on him.
It is not.
Oh, yeah.
Going to ask him to the dance?
Why?
I think it's great.
Really?
Totally.
I get to see you
crash and burn.
Maybe he'll say yes.
Maybe, but he has said no
to girls much higher
on the food chain than you.
Well, I'm going
to ask him anyway.
Go for it.
I will.
After practice.
♪ Check it out ♪
( techno music playing )
Attention, ladies! It is I
Ron Stoppable.
Contrary to popular belief,
I am not dating Kim Possible.
Which is good news for you
Josh Manke.
Hey.
Oh, no.
There is a rare hole
in my social calendar
for this Friday.
Please note,
I am a bon-diggity dancer.
Thank you.
( girls laughing )
KIM:
Okay, everybody
doghouse pyramid.
( beeping )
Kim, it's for you!
( groans )
Whoa!
ALL:
Kim!
Hot tip on the Nakasumi heist.
Can you cut practice?
I'd rather be anywhere but here.
( whimpering and chattering )
I told you to bring
a jacket, Rufus.
Naked and snow just don't mix.
Okay, let's recap what we know.
Check. Subject:
Joshua Wendell Manke.
I meant about Drakken's
alpine lair.
Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
Wait. His middle
name is Wendell?
Well, it could be.
You've obviously
done your research.
I assure you, the rest of my
report is completely factual.
Gossip you've heard
around school?
Moving on... Manke
has rejected invitations
to the Spirit Week dance
from the following:
Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez,
Natasha Putin
Julia Roberts... no relation...
And, of course,
Bonnie Rockwaller.
No current photo was available.
Josh spiked Bonnie?
And Bonnie spiked me.
As did Courtney,
Maria, Natasha and Julia.
High school.
Okay, kids, we're here.
Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Oh, Kim, you silly.
It's the least I can do
after you saved our village
from that avalanche last year.
No big.
So, Heinrich,
got any teenage daughters
who might want to go
to a big American dance party?
Nein.
Nine? One's plenty.
Or maybe two.
"Nein" means "no."
Hey, wait a minute.
I helped with that avalanche.
You started it.
Come on.
Right behind you.
( grunting )
Hey!
( clears throat )
Not a word.
Talk to me, Wade.
This is unquestionably
Drakken's latest lair.
I've hacked into
the security system
but it's tight.
Oh... can't shut down
the sensor beams.
But I could juice the frequency
so you can see them.
Please and thank you.
Hey, this isn't so hard.
Whoa!
So, Ron, you can't touch
the red beams... Ron?
( screams )
Whoa! Hey!
( sighs )
Uh-oh.
( alarm blaring )
I have never been
captured that fast.
This is almost as embarrassing
as cheerleading practice, Ron.
Embarrassing?
Perhaps.
But it did get us inside
the bad man's lair.
Don't mind me.
I just want to watch.
Um, can one of you guys
give us a boost?
( yelling )
Kim!
Radical.
Back off, goons,
'cause I'm packing.
Lip gloss?
Uh, yes, lip gloss.
( all laughing )
Ron, open it
and hold your breath.
( sniffing )
( gasps )
What is this stuff?
Wade, I wish you'd stop taking
your father's dirty socks.
Mom, I need those.
For what?
They're integral to my
top-secret stink formula.
Ooh, sorry.
No prize for second place.
Ron, lip gloss me.
Ew, that stinks.
Boo-yah!
Boo-yah!
Nice work, boys.
Now, where's...?
Ah...
my teenaged foe.
And the buffoon.
Well, this "buffoon"
knows your secret plan.
You want to steal Christmas.
Not even close.
So this is a take-over-
the-world thing... Ron.
Watch as this state-of-the-art
assembly line
becomes the ultimate
robot warrior!
Konichiwa.
That would be so cool
if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Don't freak out, Kim.
I'm not.
Well, that makes one of us.
Wade, we're up against
a giant robot warrior.
Which used to be a robot
assembly line.
According to these schematics,
Nakasumi-san installed
an override module.
Huh? Yipe!
Konichiwa.
( mechanical whirring )
( evil laughter )
Konichiwa.
Why did she have to be
a cheerleader?
If she was on the debate team
I would have
vaporized her by now.
Konichiwa.
She's gone.
It's impossible!
RON:
Actually,
it's possible.
Kim Possible.
But that's a common mistake.
Konichiwa.
Hey, hey, I'm only
the distraction.
Where is that override thingie?
Get off my back.
( grunting )
Yes!
Good luck, Wade.
I'm in.
COMPUTER:
Password required.
Huh? Oh, great.
Uh... Nakasumi?
Access denied.
Flying kick now!
Konichiwa.
And now I'm upside down.
Ooh, the buffoon.
( chattering )
Rufus!
What?!
( gasps )
You should have stuck
to baby-sitting.
What made you think
an ordinary teenager
could possibly defeat me?
Uh, Z-Boy?
Access denied.
We do not have time for this.
Konichiwa.
( gasps ):
Konichiwa!
( engine winding down )
Score!
Wade.
What?
No.
Busted.
Indeed.
( grunts )
( grunting )
( whirring )
( screaming )
( groaning )
( moaning )
( grunting )
( yelling )
( screaming )
( grunting )
Bye-bye, Kim.
( yelling )
( Ron yelling )
Faster! Faster!
( Drakken groaning )
You think you're all that...
but you're not!
Kim, Drakken's in jail,
Christmas was saved.
What's the big?
Okay, first of all
he was not trying
to steal Christmas.
And I got to tell you...
Drakken was easy
compared to this.
Reality check, Kim.
If you can defeat
an international super freak
you can handle Josh Manke.
WADE:
Kim, he just left third period
and he's headed your way.
What?
Subject, Manke.
I triangulated his position
on the GPS satellite.
He's passing the gym.
( gasping )
Okay, I think you've
crossed a line here.
I can't do it.
Target is on the move.
Closing in.
( beeping )
Four, three, two...
( gasping )
He's on top of you!
Maybe I just give up.
I repeat, you can handle this.
( groaning )
( gasps )
Hey.
Hey.
Um, oh... uh, I'm sorry
about the banner.
You know, the one I tore down.
It was kind of weak anyway.
Oh, great! I mean, too bad.
New one's better?
Much.
Uh, don't tear it down.
Definitely not.
( chuckles )
I guess I'll see it
at the dance, huh?
Maybe I'll see...
you there.
At the dance?
Sure.
Maybe you'll be there...
maybe with me?
Are you, what?
Asking me to the dance?
I know, I know.
I sound so random, but, yes.
Yes, I am.
Cool.
Very.
So I'll come by
around 7:00.
I need a ride, too.
Uh, you could swing by
around 7:15.
Actually, you know, my mom's
going to be hemming my pants
so maybe like 7:30.
♪ ...tonight our love grows ♪
♪ I see you
and my heart just stops ♪
♪ Just one look and I'm... ♪
( beeping )
( beeping stops )
♪ I see you
and I see my world... ♪
RON:
Help!
Somebody let me out!
Come on,
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.
---
Rufus?
Rufus?
Here, boy.
Hey, Ron.
Shh! Rufus
has gone missing.
Maybe he's hibernating.
Not likely, Kim.
It's Spirit Week.
If the little guy missed it,
he'd be crushed.
Rufus!
Huh-ho-hey! Hey!
( laughing )
Rufus!
( yawns )
A naked mole rat.
Ron, ever think about
getting a normal pet?
Like what?
Something not naked.
( blows raspberry )
Never be normal!
That's the Ron Stoppable motto.
Kim? K.P.?
( French ):
Kim Possiblé?
Oh, Josh Manke.
Ugh, Manke.
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪
♪ And I'm here
to save the world ♪
♪ You can't stop me
'cause I'm... ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪
♪ When danger calls just
know that I am on my way ♪
♪ Know that I am on my way ♪
♪ It doesn't matter where
or when there's trouble ♪
♪ If you just call my name ♪
♪ Kim Possible ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ When you want to page me,
it's okay ♪
♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Call me, beep me
if you want to reach me ♪
♪ Doesn't matter where,
doesn't matter when ♪
♪ Doesn't matter when ♪
♪ I will be there for you
till the very end ♪
♪ Danger or trouble,
I'm there on the double ♪
♪ You know that you always
can call Kim Possible. ♪
RON:
Amp down, Kim.
Someone might think
you're crushing on Manke.
Ugh! Manke.
Huh? Kim?
What's this say to you?
Oh, it's... it's, uh...
you know... I mean...
yeah, totally. Uh...
Hey, you're Kim Possible.
You were on the news last week.
Saved some ambassador
or something.
Um, y-y-yeah. I, uh...
That was cool.
Yeah.
Thanks.
Bye.
( bell rings )
I can't even form
a sentence around Josh.
How am I going to ask him
to Friday's dance?
Ask Manke?
I don't know, Kim.
Don't you think
he might feel awkward...
with us?
Us?
Well, we always
go together.
Yeah, but that says,
you know, friends.
And this time I was thinking
about lining up a...
you know...
An enemy?
A date.
A date?
Right. D... li... uh, dating.
Dating in a date-like
kind of way. Uh-huh.
I could do that.
The date thing.
Great. So who are
you going to ask?
For me to get a date?
Who am I not going to ask?
( beeps )
Hey, Wade. What up?
Meet me at your locker.
You would not believe how many
hits we're getting on the site.
Everyone wants your help.
Mrs. Giltmore needs
someone to feed her cats.
For a week.
Ugh!
Seven days, eight cats.
One litter box.
I know your Web site
says you can do anything
but you have to draw the line.
Hey, long distance.
Tokyo.
I love the French.
That one's an emergency.
I'll stream the security cam.
Ha-ha!
Whoa!
Rewind and freeze, Wade.
Dr. Drakken.
Our archenemy.
Well, your archenemy.
You know...
I don't think
he even knows my name.
Come on, Ron, let's jet.
Oh, yeah!
Going to Tokyo
on a school night.
How are we going to get there?
I'll phone a friend.
Hoo-hoo.
Sweet ride.
Thanks for the lift, Britina.
Kim, duh.
It's the least I could do
after you saved my Chicago show.
Aw, the backstage fire
was no big.
For you maybe.
It must be so awesome
not to be afraid of anything.
Huh.
Fearless I am not.
Oh, come on.
I've seen you wrestle a shark
with your bare hands.
Yeah. What
could scare you?
His name's Josh Manke.
Oh...
crush story.
I feel so ridiculous around him.
Just go for it.
What's the worst thing
that could happen?
So, Britina, as a pop superstar
I'll bet you miss out on stuff
like school dances
with, you know,
normal average guys.
True.
Friday.
Dance. You. Me.
Average guy.
No.
( buzzer )
See?
Was that so hard?
Only to watch.
( sirens )
Oh, thank you for coming,
Kim Possible.
I am Yoshiko, translator
for Nakasumi-san.
You know I'm looking
for a lucky someone
to go to a dance with me.
Uh... Nakasumi-san says
he's very flattered
but given the current crisis
he feels it would be
inappropriate to go
to the dance.
No! Ew! No.
I meant...
So what's the sitch?
They have taken over
our entire factory.
The workers are trapped inside.
How many?
Two.
Hundred?
No. Just two.
This is the most
automated factory
in the world.
Wait up!
Ah!
Ron, stop playing around.
Okay, I'm going.
Oh! Are you
kidding me?
Very funny.
The third time's the charm.
What's Drakken doing
in a video game factory?
Duh.
Do you know what
this factory makes?
Video games?
The Z-Boy.
Only the fastest
graphics system ever.
So? Video games.
It's not even coming out
back home until Christmas.
It's the must-have gift
of the holiday season.
Drakken's going to steal
Christmas.
Ron, I know my arch foe.
Drakken wants
to take over the world.
He wants to steal Christmas.
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
( whispers ):
Take over the world.
Steal Christmas.
Shh! Fine. Whatever.
Kim, Drakken's in the house.
Is this really the time
to fix your makeup?
I see the hostages.
( gasps )
Oh, no.
What?
Thought I saw a zit.
False alarm.
Okay, I'll free the hostages.
You take this.
Jack it into the video.
You mean I'm...
The distraction.
Oh...
always the distraction.
Konichiwa.
Konichiwa.
Konichiwa.
Cartoons make my eyes itch.
Can't you switch that thing off?
Hmm-mm.
Dah!
Put some greasy elbow into it.
Dr. Drakken.
Ah!
Ah.
Sheego, never sneak up
on me like that.
I wasn't sneaking.
Ninjas make more noise
than you, Sheego.
Quit it.
RON ON P.A.:
Whassup?!
Naked mole rat TV is on the air.
That voice.
It's Kim Possible's
dopey sidekick.
I can never remember his name.
It's Ron Stoppable
coming to you totally live.
Broadcasting from...
wouldn't you like to know.
Yes, evil-doers,
it's the Rufus and Ron Show.
You're canceled.
Ron.
Kim Possible.
Her I remember.
So, Kim Possible...
you think to thwart
my plan?
Don't stop to tell her the plan.
( angry stammering )
I'll handle this, Sheego.
Yeah, all I know
is every time you stop to blab
about your big plan she wins.
Oh. Right.
Let's go.
( maniacal laughter )
Quick.
Where's our helicopter?
We don't have one.
Ooh, too bad.
DAD:
I do not believe it.
That Dr. Drakken fellow
stole a factory.
Seems two employees were rescued
by world-famous teen hero...
hey... Kim Possible.
Nice work, honey.
Well, sure,
until I let Drakken get away.
I've got to figure out his plan
before he tries to take over
the world.
Oh, and then there's
the Josh thing.
Josh?
Another mad scientist
bent on world conquest?
So not.
Josh is this guy
I want to take to the dance.
Oh, now don't you
and your friend Ronald
usually go to school functions
together?
Yeah, but Ron's a friend
and Josh is a hottie.
( clears throat )
I wouldn't just give
up without a fight.
With Drakken, I mean.
You'd better get back on
that case tout de suite.
And, Kimmy, let's not talk about
hotties at breakfast anymore.
Who's a hottie?
We're not talking about it.
Josh Manke.
( sighs )
BOYS:
Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend.
Kim's got a boyfriend.
Don't make me hurt you.
Eat your cereal, boys.
( crunching )
So, this Josh is cute?
He's golden, Mom.
Golden? That's good, right?
Well, I prefer
it over "hottie."
Josh is so cool and smart
and really talented
and kind of quiet.
( burps )
Excuse you.
( slurping )
Want to know
what I think?
No.
Send an anonymous e-mail.
I couldn't do that.
Yes, you can.
You, like, route it
through Sweden or someplace
and it can't be traced.
Hmm, your principal
has been getting
anonymous e-mails from Sweden.
Uh... got to go!
Uh... got to go!
Kimmy, telling a
boy you like him
is kind of like getting
into a really cold pool.
Deep breath, then
take the plunge.
( school bell rings )
Before this day is over, I am
going to ask Josh to the dance.
And I'm going to ask...
somebody.
Your standards are so high.
Flexibility is key, Kim.
Good luck.
Don't need it.
MOTHER:
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
( sighs )
( school bell rings )
( sighs )
Hi. I'm Ron St... Ow!
Josh will come through
that door any minute
and I'll just spit it out.
This arm is going
to the dance on Friday.
Who wants to be on it?
( chairs slide )
How about this arm?
Deep breath,
then take the plunge.
Here it goes.
Hi, Kim.
Bonnie.
You don't mind
if I watch, do you?
Watch what?
You, Josh...
it's so obvious
that you're crushing on him.
It is not.
Oh, yeah.
Going to ask him to the dance?
Why?
I think it's great.
Really?
Totally.
I get to see you
crash and burn.
Maybe he'll say yes.
Maybe, but he has said no
to girls much higher
on the food chain than you.
Well, I'm going
to ask him anyway.
Go for it.
I will.
After practice.
♪ Check it out ♪
( techno music playing )
Attention, ladies! It is I
Ron Stoppable.
Contrary to popular belief,
I am not dating Kim Possible.
Which is good news for you
Josh Manke.
Hey.
Oh, no.
There is a rare hole
in my social calendar
for this Friday.
Please note,
I am a bon-diggity dancer.
Thank you.
( girls laughing )
KIM:
Okay, everybody
doghouse pyramid.
( beeping )
Kim, it's for you!
( groans )
Whoa!
ALL:
Kim!
Hot tip on the Nakasumi heist.
Can you cut practice?
I'd rather be anywhere but here.
( whimpering and chattering )
I told you to bring
a jacket, Rufus.
Naked and snow just don't mix.
Okay, let's recap what we know.
Check. Subject:
Joshua Wendell Manke.
I meant about Drakken's
alpine lair.
Oh, yeah, I got nothing.
Wait. His middle
name is Wendell?
Well, it could be.
You've obviously
done your research.
I assure you, the rest of my
report is completely factual.
Gossip you've heard
around school?
Moving on... Manke
has rejected invitations
to the Spirit Week dance
from the following:
Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez,
Natasha Putin
Julia Roberts... no relation...
And, of course,
Bonnie Rockwaller.
No current photo was available.
Josh spiked Bonnie?
And Bonnie spiked me.
As did Courtney,
Maria, Natasha and Julia.
High school.
Okay, kids, we're here.
Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.
Oh, Kim, you silly.
It's the least I can do
after you saved our village
from that avalanche last year.
No big.
So, Heinrich,
got any teenage daughters
who might want to go
to a big American dance party?
Nein.
Nine? One's plenty.
Or maybe two.
"Nein" means "no."
Hey, wait a minute.
I helped with that avalanche.
You started it.
Come on.
Right behind you.
( grunting )
Hey!
( clears throat )
Not a word.
Talk to me, Wade.
This is unquestionably
Drakken's latest lair.
I've hacked into
the security system
but it's tight.
Oh... can't shut down
the sensor beams.
But I could juice the frequency
so you can see them.
Please and thank you.
Hey, this isn't so hard.
Whoa!
So, Ron, you can't touch
the red beams... Ron?
( screams )
Whoa! Hey!
( sighs )
Uh-oh.
( alarm blaring )
I have never been
captured that fast.
This is almost as embarrassing
as cheerleading practice, Ron.
Embarrassing?
Perhaps.
But it did get us inside
the bad man's lair.
Don't mind me.
I just want to watch.
Um, can one of you guys
give us a boost?
( yelling )
Kim!
Radical.
Back off, goons,
'cause I'm packing.
Lip gloss?
Uh, yes, lip gloss.
( all laughing )
Ron, open it
and hold your breath.
( sniffing )
( gasps )
What is this stuff?
Wade, I wish you'd stop taking
your father's dirty socks.
Mom, I need those.
For what?
They're integral to my
top-secret stink formula.
Ooh, sorry.
No prize for second place.
Ron, lip gloss me.
Ew, that stinks.
Boo-yah!
Boo-yah!
Nice work, boys.
Now, where's...?
Ah...
my teenaged foe.
And the buffoon.
Well, this "buffoon"
knows your secret plan.
You want to steal Christmas.
Not even close.
So this is a take-over-
the-world thing... Ron.
Watch as this state-of-the-art
assembly line
becomes the ultimate
robot warrior!
Konichiwa.
That would be so cool
if it wasn't going to hurt us.
Don't freak out, Kim.
I'm not.
Well, that makes one of us.
Wade, we're up against
a giant robot warrior.
Which used to be a robot
assembly line.
According to these schematics,
Nakasumi-san installed
an override module.
Huh? Yipe!
Konichiwa.
( mechanical whirring )
( evil laughter )
Konichiwa.
Why did she have to be
a cheerleader?
If she was on the debate team
I would have
vaporized her by now.
Konichiwa.
She's gone.
It's impossible!
RON:
Actually,
it's possible.
Kim Possible.
But that's a common mistake.
Konichiwa.
Hey, hey, I'm only
the distraction.
Where is that override thingie?
Get off my back.
( grunting )
Yes!
Good luck, Wade.
I'm in.
COMPUTER:
Password required.
Huh? Oh, great.
Uh... Nakasumi?
Access denied.
Flying kick now!
Konichiwa.
And now I'm upside down.
Ooh, the buffoon.
( chattering )
Rufus!
What?!
( gasps )
You should have stuck
to baby-sitting.
What made you think
an ordinary teenager
could possibly defeat me?
Uh, Z-Boy?
Access denied.
We do not have time for this.
Konichiwa.
( gasps ):
Konichiwa!
( engine winding down )
Score!
Wade.
What?
No.
Busted.
Indeed.
( grunts )
( grunting )
( whirring )
( screaming )
( groaning )
( moaning )
( grunting )
( yelling )
( screaming )
( grunting )
Bye-bye, Kim.
( yelling )
( Ron yelling )
Faster! Faster!
( Drakken groaning )
You think you're all that...
but you're not!
Kim, Drakken's in jail,
Christmas was saved.
What's the big?
Okay, first of all
he was not trying
to steal Christmas.
And I got to tell you...
Drakken was easy
compared to this.
Reality check, Kim.
If you can defeat
an international super freak
you can handle Josh Manke.
WADE:
Kim, he just left third period
and he's headed your way.
What?
Subject, Manke.
I triangulated his position
on the GPS satellite.
He's passing the gym.
( gasping )
Okay, I think you've
crossed a line here.
I can't do it.
Target is on the move.
Closing in.
( beeping )
Four, three, two...
( gasping )
He's on top of you!
Maybe I just give up.
I repeat, you can handle this.
( groaning )
( gasps )
Hey.
Hey.
Um, oh... uh, I'm sorry
about the banner.
You know, the one I tore down.
It was kind of weak anyway.
Oh, great! I mean, too bad.
New one's better?
Much.
Uh, don't tear it down.
Definitely not.
( chuckles )
I guess I'll see it
at the dance, huh?
Maybe I'll see...
you there.
At the dance?
Sure.
Maybe you'll be there...
maybe with me?
Are you, what?
Asking me to the dance?
I know, I know.
I sound so random, but, yes.
Yes, I am.
Cool.
Very.
So I'll come by
around 7:00.
I need a ride, too.
Uh, you could swing by
around 7:15.
Actually, you know, my mom's
going to be hemming my pants
so maybe like 7:30.
♪ ...tonight our love grows ♪
♪ I see you
and my heart just stops ♪
♪ Just one look and I'm... ♪
( beeping )
( beeping stops )
♪ I see you
and I see my world... ♪
RON:
Help!
Somebody let me out!
Come on,
I'm a bon-diggity dancer.