Killing Eve (2018–…): Season 4, Episode 8 - Episode #4.8 - full transcript
♪
You can't have her,
she's mine!
♪
Where are you?
I'll find you.
You've trespassed,
I'll kill you.
♪
Villanelle!
Hey!
Were you watching that?
What? Do you want me
to say thank you?
Jesus,
I know where they are.
Well, where they will be.
We don't have much time.
Konstantin said that you'd
know how to decode this,
It's Helene's.
You steal phones
from corpses now?
They don't know she's dead yet.
They're having a meeting
and this is our chance.
And this is why you're here?
You know why I'm here.
You want this as much as I do.
♪
What did you do to her?
Why, are you looking
for inspiration?
Villanelle!
Amateur!
Oh, are you kidding me?
Villanelle!
Jesus!
Villanelle!
Oh, God! She's coming.
Jesus! Oh come on, come on.
Jesus!
I will kill you bitches!
Villanelle!
Villanelle!
♪
No signal.
Well, maybe we can tether it?
Is your phone working?
Are you gonna help?
You just don't get it, do you?
You don't want to say it, fine.
I don't care. But I can.
I need you, Villanelle.
I came all this way
to be with you
and in the middle of...
I'm like nowhere.
You're angry? I'm angry.
You're hurt, I'm hurt.
That is life and we are
running out of time.
So you need to stop pouting
and being like a suck face
and get on with it!
No, stop!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Stop it. Stop... stop it!
Are you kidding me?
Hey!
Are you two okay?
All good thanks.
♪
Your accent is terrible.
You sound like a drunk bat.
Come on then. Quick march.
♪
Oh!
Ah!
Mary Poppins!
Oh, the storms round here
come on in no time.
We couldn't leave you
out there in the elements.
Could we, baba?
Oh, that's right, honey.
Oh it'll probably
blow over by morning.
Until then, I guess we just
get to know each other.
Yeah.
Chat.
It might be fun!
♪
So, how did you guys meet?
Hmm.
Oh she stalked me,
drove my husband away,
left me with nothing.
She stalked me.
She put me in prison,
she tongued my boss.
Oh no.
I'm so gullible.
Oh, how about you two?
Well, erm...
I'm gonna...
oh, I'll tell her.
Mag... sorry.
Maggie gave me a kidney.
I was in hospital
visiting a friend
and Donnie was in the next
bed on dialysis.
thought he's cute.
I thought she looked like
she had a kidney spare,
I'm kidding.
And then,
six months later...
Should we?
Yeah.
Ta-da!
Look at that.
Kidney twins.
Aww...
We are bound together,
forever.
That's true, baby.
Oh, my baba...
This place used to be owned
by an Austrian woman
who came here as a child
on the Kinder transport.
When she died, she gifted
the whole house and everything
in it
to the British government
as a way of saying thank you.
I'm sure she'd be thrilled
with you manhandling
her crockery.
Do you want to know
why I got into this job?
Would a "no" deter you?
I believe in what we do.
And I know it might
surprise you to hear this,
but I take pride in protecting
our country.
Well, the good bits anyway,
not so much the eggy bits.
And I do the unsavoury
things that we all have to do
because I believe that
they are necessary for
the greater good.
But you...
I think you love the unsavoury.
You get off on the lying
and the sneaking around
and the little nod to somebody
on a Monday morning
that gets somebody
a thousand miles away killed.
Aren't you even a tiny bit
ashamed of yourself?
Unplug the listening devices.
All of them.
That's the lot.
Your nice new girlfriend
from the Home Counties:
Melanie...
is actually a Russian agent
from Vladivostok.
Bollocks.
Oh I've seen a lot of
those too, I really have.
You hit her with a deluge
of penis portraits.
She did move in with
you bizarrely quickly,
don't you think?
Or maybe, someone with
your vanity wouldn't notice
that.
She's probably there now,
all alone, free to ransack
through your sordid little bits.
Would you bring in my
bags before you...
Okay. Are you ready?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, I'm scared, I'm sacred.
It's gonna be fine,
relax, relax.
All right, all right,
just do it
The moon.
I love this card,
that's a really mysterious card.
Listen how to
trust your intuition, baba.
I think I might kill them.
I think I'm gonna help you.
Do you guys
want me to read your tarot?
You totally should.
It's like she can see
into your soul.
Okay.
Perfect.
So I'll do a simple
three card reading.
The first card represents
the past, the second
the present
and third the future.
I'm complicated.
Okay.
The Tower. That speaks
of chaos and destruction
in your past.
Can you think of
why that might be?
Let's have a look
at your present
Mm. The Lovers.
Normally, it would denote
unity, but the card is upside
down
so it speaks of the opposite.
Is there any unresolved
conflict in your partnership?
Do my future.
The Sun.
The Sun?
That's one of the best cards
you can get.
The Sun is magnificent
and holy.
Whatever path you walk
down, you'll be blessed
with a celestial light.
The Sun is life.
Okay, you know what,
do my future.
Don't shove the Sun, Eve.
Let's go.
I can do you a three card
reading too...
I don't want that. I just
want the future. The last one.
Okay.
Okay. What do you want?
24 hours.
And a taxi to Hampstead.
They're just cards, Eve.
There's no such thing as fate.
Really?
What's this then?
You're a lot today.
I'm a lot every day.
One of her organs is inside
of him and they still can't
piss in front of each other.
I wouldn't take it
too seriously.
Hey, are you two okay
sharing a sleeping bag?
What are you doing?
♪
♪
Shall we steal their stupid
camper van?
Yes.
♪
Oh, OK, so the nearest
truck stop isn't that far.
Maybe they'll have
a phone charger.
I can't believe
Helene's phone dies now.
What do they even have
at truck stops?
Trucks.
Oh.
Feed me one will you, honey?
Sure thing, bubba.
Ugh.
Oh, did you get the coffee one?
Yeah.
Mmm. Karma.
Ugh.
♪ But don't forget it's me who
put you where you are now
♪ And I can put you
back down too
♪ Don't, don't you want me?
♪ You know I can't believe it
♪ When I hear that
you won't see me
♪ Don't, don't you want me?
♪ You know I don't believe you
♪ When you say that
you don't need me
♪ It's much too late to find
♪ When you think
you've changed your mind
♪ You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry
♪ Don't you want me, baby?
♪ Don't you want me?
Oh!
♪ Don't you want me...
Oh, my God,
they do curly fries.
Curly fries?
What?
Can I use this?
Yes.
Yes.
This had better be good.
I have 22 hours and I would
like to take The Twelve down
before supper time.
Konstantin's dead.
I killed him.
With a pizza cutter.
Is that it?
He wanted me to tell you
he always loved you.
And to give you this.
You could've posted it.
I just thought... Maybe...
Well, now you've told me.
Wait.
♪
You're a psychopath.
I like mustard.
It's messed up.
I'm the psychopath?
Please...
What?
Go for it.
Okay. We have the address.
The Barn Swallow? Are you sure
this is the right location?
It's what the postcard said.
That's the pub by MI6,
the cheeky tossers.
One time,
me and Bill were in there,
and saw a man vomit into
his pint glass and then drink it.
Bill.
You murdered him,
on a dance floor in Berlin.
Of course.
I remember Bill.
So do I.
♪
What's your name?
Pam.
Pam, I've made two discoveries
in the last year.
Firstly, that I look exceptional
in linen.
Really.
Truly unbeatable.
And secondly,
that emotions or
feelings as people apparently
like to call them nowadays,
are at best an inconvenience
and at worst a total scourge
on one's freedoms.
Guilt and shame especially.
Don't let them take hold.
This reminds me of my daughter.
So tranquil and serene.
Is she?
Oh, alive well,
just supremely irritating.
♪
Don't open your mouth.
Just seen a dead fox.
♪
Upstairs rooms are all empty.
Cellar just had
a guy in there
eating pickles
straight from the jar.
How wretched.
Shall we go?
♪
Carolyn.
How are you?
I miss Havana.
Me too.
The music, the dancing.
The inebriated nudity.
Could you two
give us a moment?
Mmm.
Whatever muck you intend
to sling, please spare me.
Actually,
I wanted to thank you.
How disconcerting.
If you hadn't spotted me
in that meeting
the morning after
Bill's karaoke party,
I wouldn't even be here.
I'd still be warming my tea
in the microwave.
One of the great
unspoken truths of life, Eve,
is that people behave exactly
as you expect them to.
Take you, for example.
You're about to embark
on some mad endgame
when in fact
you know, deep down,
you're just a woman
who likes an inappropriately
timed croissant,
on a hungover Sunday morning.
And you are going to
race me to it even though
you know, deep down,
you don't have
an excuse anymore.
You knew who killed Kenny,
you just pretended not so you
could keep playing the game.
I was going to do that, yes.
But now I'm going to behave
exactly as you'd expect me to,
and do something different.
I'm sorry about Konstantin.
He's dead?
Finally, the head honchos
of The Twelve in one room.
You can have this one, Eve.
With my blessing.
It's always been mine.
Pamela.
Change of plan,
we're going for a walk.
They changed location.
I owe you a dare.
♪
What's happening?
This can't be right.
I mean,
it looks like a wedding.
Let me see.
Smart.
They're here.
We've got to get on
before it leaves.
I don't know why
it's so popular.
It's as if ice
had only just been invented.
Did you want to
go up the London Eye?
My information is no use
300 feet in the air,
in a pod
of other people's flatulence.
I see.
Feeling homesick?
Surprisingly, yes.
But you don't
go back to MI6 empty handed.
What's the plan?
Whatever Eve and Villanelle
are gonna do, it's happening.
Perhaps that's what
I wanted.
You can't win the game
unless the game is on, can you?
Who are you loyal to?
Even loyalty
is a dubious virtue.
Except when it's to me.
Now, let's not
pussyfoot around.
Do you want the job?
No.
Thanks for the coffee.
♪
Hi there.
Hi.
How do we know
who the The Twelve is?
We may just have to
kill them all.
The boat's about to leave.
That's everyone,
she's not here yet. Wait.
Are you Natsuko?
Yes.
Natsuko, thank God.
Yes.
We've been calling you for ages.
Oh.
I thought I was going to have to
officiate my own wedding
for a moment there.
We're starting now.
Come on. Great.
Oh!
Distract them.
♪
You look wonderful.
Just through here.
You are a handsome man.
You are also a handsome man.
Together,
you are,
two handsome men,
but also
so much more than that.
Relationships...
are a lot of work,
they require effort,
and you will have tough times,
sometimes you will feel like
you're losing your way,
and sometimes you'll feel
like your losing each other
but beauty in your relationship,
will be found
in the ways you reunite.
Have you ever heard of Kintsugi?
Kintsugi is the Japanese
art form of gluing...
Stay with me here. It's...
It's a way of gluing broken pots
back together with gold.
It actually strengthens the pot,
It's a way of bonding,
to create something new,
something completely your own.
You may now kiss the groom.
Hello, losers.
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ It's like candy
♪ I can feel it when you walk
♪ Even when you talk
it takes over me
♪ You're so dandy
♪ I wanna know
♪ Can you feel it too
just like I do
♪ Hoo!
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ It's the same feeling
I always seem to get about you
♪ There's no mistaking
I'm clearly taken
♪ By the simple
mere thought of you
♪ Oh!
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ This stuff is starting now
Hoo!
♪ My eyes roll in my head
♪ I toss and turn in my bed...
I did it, Eve.
Don't you mean, "We did it"?
Yeah, but mostly me.
♪
Jump, Eve!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
♪
Jolly good.
♪
You can't have her,
she's mine!
♪
Where are you?
I'll find you.
You've trespassed,
I'll kill you.
♪
Villanelle!
Hey!
Were you watching that?
What? Do you want me
to say thank you?
Jesus,
I know where they are.
Well, where they will be.
We don't have much time.
Konstantin said that you'd
know how to decode this,
It's Helene's.
You steal phones
from corpses now?
They don't know she's dead yet.
They're having a meeting
and this is our chance.
And this is why you're here?
You know why I'm here.
You want this as much as I do.
♪
What did you do to her?
Why, are you looking
for inspiration?
Villanelle!
Amateur!
Oh, are you kidding me?
Villanelle!
Jesus!
Villanelle!
Oh, God! She's coming.
Jesus! Oh come on, come on.
Jesus!
I will kill you bitches!
Villanelle!
Villanelle!
♪
No signal.
Well, maybe we can tether it?
Is your phone working?
Are you gonna help?
You just don't get it, do you?
You don't want to say it, fine.
I don't care. But I can.
I need you, Villanelle.
I came all this way
to be with you
and in the middle of...
I'm like nowhere.
You're angry? I'm angry.
You're hurt, I'm hurt.
That is life and we are
running out of time.
So you need to stop pouting
and being like a suck face
and get on with it!
No, stop!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Stop it. Stop... stop it!
Are you kidding me?
Hey!
Are you two okay?
All good thanks.
♪
Your accent is terrible.
You sound like a drunk bat.
Come on then. Quick march.
♪
Oh!
Ah!
Mary Poppins!
Oh, the storms round here
come on in no time.
We couldn't leave you
out there in the elements.
Could we, baba?
Oh, that's right, honey.
Oh it'll probably
blow over by morning.
Until then, I guess we just
get to know each other.
Yeah.
Chat.
It might be fun!
♪
So, how did you guys meet?
Hmm.
Oh she stalked me,
drove my husband away,
left me with nothing.
She stalked me.
She put me in prison,
she tongued my boss.
Oh no.
I'm so gullible.
Oh, how about you two?
Well, erm...
I'm gonna...
oh, I'll tell her.
Mag... sorry.
Maggie gave me a kidney.
I was in hospital
visiting a friend
and Donnie was in the next
bed on dialysis.
thought he's cute.
I thought she looked like
she had a kidney spare,
I'm kidding.
And then,
six months later...
Should we?
Yeah.
Ta-da!
Look at that.
Kidney twins.
Aww...
We are bound together,
forever.
That's true, baby.
Oh, my baba...
This place used to be owned
by an Austrian woman
who came here as a child
on the Kinder transport.
When she died, she gifted
the whole house and everything
in it
to the British government
as a way of saying thank you.
I'm sure she'd be thrilled
with you manhandling
her crockery.
Do you want to know
why I got into this job?
Would a "no" deter you?
I believe in what we do.
And I know it might
surprise you to hear this,
but I take pride in protecting
our country.
Well, the good bits anyway,
not so much the eggy bits.
And I do the unsavoury
things that we all have to do
because I believe that
they are necessary for
the greater good.
But you...
I think you love the unsavoury.
You get off on the lying
and the sneaking around
and the little nod to somebody
on a Monday morning
that gets somebody
a thousand miles away killed.
Aren't you even a tiny bit
ashamed of yourself?
Unplug the listening devices.
All of them.
That's the lot.
Your nice new girlfriend
from the Home Counties:
Melanie...
is actually a Russian agent
from Vladivostok.
Bollocks.
Oh I've seen a lot of
those too, I really have.
You hit her with a deluge
of penis portraits.
She did move in with
you bizarrely quickly,
don't you think?
Or maybe, someone with
your vanity wouldn't notice
that.
She's probably there now,
all alone, free to ransack
through your sordid little bits.
Would you bring in my
bags before you...
Okay. Are you ready?
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, I'm scared, I'm sacred.
It's gonna be fine,
relax, relax.
All right, all right,
just do it
The moon.
I love this card,
that's a really mysterious card.
Listen how to
trust your intuition, baba.
I think I might kill them.
I think I'm gonna help you.
Do you guys
want me to read your tarot?
You totally should.
It's like she can see
into your soul.
Okay.
Perfect.
So I'll do a simple
three card reading.
The first card represents
the past, the second
the present
and third the future.
I'm complicated.
Okay.
The Tower. That speaks
of chaos and destruction
in your past.
Can you think of
why that might be?
Let's have a look
at your present
Mm. The Lovers.
Normally, it would denote
unity, but the card is upside
down
so it speaks of the opposite.
Is there any unresolved
conflict in your partnership?
Do my future.
The Sun.
The Sun?
That's one of the best cards
you can get.
The Sun is magnificent
and holy.
Whatever path you walk
down, you'll be blessed
with a celestial light.
The Sun is life.
Okay, you know what,
do my future.
Don't shove the Sun, Eve.
Let's go.
I can do you a three card
reading too...
I don't want that. I just
want the future. The last one.
Okay.
Okay. What do you want?
24 hours.
And a taxi to Hampstead.
They're just cards, Eve.
There's no such thing as fate.
Really?
What's this then?
You're a lot today.
I'm a lot every day.
One of her organs is inside
of him and they still can't
piss in front of each other.
I wouldn't take it
too seriously.
Hey, are you two okay
sharing a sleeping bag?
What are you doing?
♪
♪
Shall we steal their stupid
camper van?
Yes.
♪
Oh, OK, so the nearest
truck stop isn't that far.
Maybe they'll have
a phone charger.
I can't believe
Helene's phone dies now.
What do they even have
at truck stops?
Trucks.
Oh.
Feed me one will you, honey?
Sure thing, bubba.
Ugh.
Oh, did you get the coffee one?
Yeah.
Mmm. Karma.
Ugh.
♪ But don't forget it's me who
put you where you are now
♪ And I can put you
back down too
♪ Don't, don't you want me?
♪ You know I can't believe it
♪ When I hear that
you won't see me
♪ Don't, don't you want me?
♪ You know I don't believe you
♪ When you say that
you don't need me
♪ It's much too late to find
♪ When you think
you've changed your mind
♪ You'd better change it back
or we will both be sorry
♪ Don't you want me, baby?
♪ Don't you want me?
Oh!
♪ Don't you want me...
Oh, my God,
they do curly fries.
Curly fries?
What?
Can I use this?
Yes.
Yes.
This had better be good.
I have 22 hours and I would
like to take The Twelve down
before supper time.
Konstantin's dead.
I killed him.
With a pizza cutter.
Is that it?
He wanted me to tell you
he always loved you.
And to give you this.
You could've posted it.
I just thought... Maybe...
Well, now you've told me.
Wait.
♪
You're a psychopath.
I like mustard.
It's messed up.
I'm the psychopath?
Please...
What?
Go for it.
Okay. We have the address.
The Barn Swallow? Are you sure
this is the right location?
It's what the postcard said.
That's the pub by MI6,
the cheeky tossers.
One time,
me and Bill were in there,
and saw a man vomit into
his pint glass and then drink it.
Bill.
You murdered him,
on a dance floor in Berlin.
Of course.
I remember Bill.
So do I.
♪
What's your name?
Pam.
Pam, I've made two discoveries
in the last year.
Firstly, that I look exceptional
in linen.
Really.
Truly unbeatable.
And secondly,
that emotions or
feelings as people apparently
like to call them nowadays,
are at best an inconvenience
and at worst a total scourge
on one's freedoms.
Guilt and shame especially.
Don't let them take hold.
This reminds me of my daughter.
So tranquil and serene.
Is she?
Oh, alive well,
just supremely irritating.
♪
Don't open your mouth.
Just seen a dead fox.
♪
Upstairs rooms are all empty.
Cellar just had
a guy in there
eating pickles
straight from the jar.
How wretched.
Shall we go?
♪
Carolyn.
How are you?
I miss Havana.
Me too.
The music, the dancing.
The inebriated nudity.
Could you two
give us a moment?
Mmm.
Whatever muck you intend
to sling, please spare me.
Actually,
I wanted to thank you.
How disconcerting.
If you hadn't spotted me
in that meeting
the morning after
Bill's karaoke party,
I wouldn't even be here.
I'd still be warming my tea
in the microwave.
One of the great
unspoken truths of life, Eve,
is that people behave exactly
as you expect them to.
Take you, for example.
You're about to embark
on some mad endgame
when in fact
you know, deep down,
you're just a woman
who likes an inappropriately
timed croissant,
on a hungover Sunday morning.
And you are going to
race me to it even though
you know, deep down,
you don't have
an excuse anymore.
You knew who killed Kenny,
you just pretended not so you
could keep playing the game.
I was going to do that, yes.
But now I'm going to behave
exactly as you'd expect me to,
and do something different.
I'm sorry about Konstantin.
He's dead?
Finally, the head honchos
of The Twelve in one room.
You can have this one, Eve.
With my blessing.
It's always been mine.
Pamela.
Change of plan,
we're going for a walk.
They changed location.
I owe you a dare.
♪
What's happening?
This can't be right.
I mean,
it looks like a wedding.
Let me see.
Smart.
They're here.
We've got to get on
before it leaves.
I don't know why
it's so popular.
It's as if ice
had only just been invented.
Did you want to
go up the London Eye?
My information is no use
300 feet in the air,
in a pod
of other people's flatulence.
I see.
Feeling homesick?
Surprisingly, yes.
But you don't
go back to MI6 empty handed.
What's the plan?
Whatever Eve and Villanelle
are gonna do, it's happening.
Perhaps that's what
I wanted.
You can't win the game
unless the game is on, can you?
Who are you loyal to?
Even loyalty
is a dubious virtue.
Except when it's to me.
Now, let's not
pussyfoot around.
Do you want the job?
No.
Thanks for the coffee.
♪
Hi there.
Hi.
How do we know
who the The Twelve is?
We may just have to
kill them all.
The boat's about to leave.
That's everyone,
she's not here yet. Wait.
Are you Natsuko?
Yes.
Natsuko, thank God.
Yes.
We've been calling you for ages.
Oh.
I thought I was going to have to
officiate my own wedding
for a moment there.
We're starting now.
Come on. Great.
Oh!
Distract them.
♪
You look wonderful.
Just through here.
You are a handsome man.
You are also a handsome man.
Together,
you are,
two handsome men,
but also
so much more than that.
Relationships...
are a lot of work,
they require effort,
and you will have tough times,
sometimes you will feel like
you're losing your way,
and sometimes you'll feel
like your losing each other
but beauty in your relationship,
will be found
in the ways you reunite.
Have you ever heard of Kintsugi?
Kintsugi is the Japanese
art form of gluing...
Stay with me here. It's...
It's a way of gluing broken pots
back together with gold.
It actually strengthens the pot,
It's a way of bonding,
to create something new,
something completely your own.
You may now kiss the groom.
Hello, losers.
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪ It's like candy
♪ I can feel it when you walk
♪ Even when you talk
it takes over me
♪ You're so dandy
♪ I wanna know
♪ Can you feel it too
just like I do
♪ Hoo!
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ It's the same feeling
I always seem to get about you
♪ There's no mistaking
I'm clearly taken
♪ By the simple
mere thought of you
♪ Oh!
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ This stuff is starting now
♪ This stuff is starting now
Hoo!
♪ My eyes roll in my head
♪ I toss and turn in my bed...
I did it, Eve.
Don't you mean, "We did it"?
Yeah, but mostly me.
♪
Jump, Eve!
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
♪
Jolly good.
♪