Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil (2010–2012): Season 1, Episode 20 - Frame Story/And... Action! - full transcript
Kick is blamed for a crime he didn't commit.
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[crash]
For the last time,
i did not order 85 gallons
Of hair removal cream.
Ah, biscuits.
[kids scream]
[kids groan]
Buttowski!
[pants]
Grab hold of yourself, henry.
You can do this.
One more year,
he'll be out of your hair.
[sighs]
Mr. Buttowski, am i gonna have
To write you a detention slip?
Probably.
No! You know i hate paper work.
How about if we just
let this one slide?
[all boo]
All right. All right.
Okay, kick,
one more mess like this
And you're expelled.
[all cheer]
Expelled?
Suckers!
Woo-hoo!
Expelled and home schooled.
Expelled and home schooled?
Who wants pie?
Woo-hoo!
Expelled and home schooled by ms.
Chicarelli.
Chicarelli?
[chalk screeches]
Woo-hoo!
Oh, sorry,
i was still on the pie.
[bell rings]
Okay, gunther,
I can't make another
mess or i'm doomed.
Not even a scuff mark.
Um, kick?
[screeches]
[snickers] starting now.
I'm not gonna do one thing
that's even remotely...
Destructive?
Wow, kick, when did you do this?
I didn't do it,
but if the principle see this...
Mm-hmm?
Kick, hurry. He's already here.
Oh.
This is obviously not my work.
Are you kidding? It's got kick
buttowski written all over it.
No, it doesn't.
Oh, yes, it does.
See, it's written right here.
I'm being framed.
Framed?
Exhibit a: This is a marker cap.
I would never use a
glittery red marker.
Can we dust this for prints?
[radio beeps]
Grace, can you hear me?
Alert ms. Chicarelli that
she's got a new student
Because i just expelled
kick buttowski.
[gasps]
Well, almost.
I've got a good half hour
Of grueling
expulsion paper work.
And you know how
i hate paper work.
And then you're expelled.
Enjoy your last hour of
freedom, bucko.
Of all the things i've done,
I'm going down
For the one thing i didn't do.
I've got to find
out who framed me.
You get to class and
execute emergency plan 32-h.
[gasps]
Wait, which one is that?
The one right after 32-g.
[gasps] [bell rings]
Miss barton.
Here.
Mr. Buttowski.
Mr. Buttowski.
[gunther] um, here.
Um, extreme.
Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
Scratch, not deep enough.
Hand writing, not accurate.
Rubber, scuffed not burned.
The work of an amateur,
But which amateur?
[all growl]
Could be anybody.
I'm running out of time.
And that's why the sine wave
Represents the
hopelessness in my soul.
Uplifting presentation.
All right, who's next?
[air hisses]
Mr. Buttowski,
I will not have you
sleeping in my class.
That's better.
Ms. Fitzpatrick,
can i use the restroom?
I don't know, can you?
[chuckles]
I mean... mm-hmm.
[door open, closes]
Kick.
How'd you get out of
class, gunther.
I told her i had to pee.
Good excuse.
No, i really have to pee.
Focus, gunther.
We need to figure out
Who would want to frame
me to get me expelled.
The shorter list would
be "who wouldn't?"
This is true.
Well, think about it, kick.
Who has got a reason
to take you down...
Today?
Hmm.
B plus.
A minus.
A...
[groans]
[bell rings]
D minus.
I will get you back if
it's the last thing i do.
Anyone else?
Hmm.
[electricity crackles]
I'm breaking the record
today, gunther.
Wow, you just generated
578 joules of
static electricity.
[electricity crackles]
Nothing cooler than
static electricity,
Finally calculated the
reality of string theory.
And the only proof is right
here on this computer.
Buttowski!
I will get you back if
it's the last thing i do.
Okay, so it's either
ronaldo or kendall.
Or ronaldo and kendall.
Huh? Look.
[whispering]
Gunther, you're a genius.
Can i go to the bathroom yet?
Stay focused, gunther.
That was close call
with buttowski.
Oh, don't worry about clarence.
So far, our little secret is safe.
Aha!
You thought you could
get away with it,
But i found your red cap
at the scene of the crime.
Their markers both have caps.
[gasps] what the biscuits?
So what clarence?
Is it really so bad that we found love?
What? Love?
[gags]
All right, clarence,
what do you want to keep quiet?
How about nothing?
I know you've been
stealing my pretzel rods.
I keep count.
I bet if i went into that corner
I'd find some chunky evidence.
I didn't talk your
junk, pretzel boy.
And i know you're trying
to get me expelled.
[both gasp]
[both] why didn't
you think of that?
Wait, if you didn't frame
me, then who?
I don't have much
time left to find out.
My darling, i wrote you a poem
only using zeroes and ones.
You're the worst
secret boyfriend ever.
Oh, ms. Chicarelli,
Oh, i'm so glad you can
come out of retirement
To help us reign
in mr. Buttowski.
The capless red marker.
It was the janitor.
[man] janitor, come in, janitor.
You got an up-chuck
situation in the av room.
Nobody gets kick
buttowski expelled
Expect for kick buttowski.
[bee buzzes]
[gasps]
[air hisses]
Mr. Buttowski,
do you need to use the restroom?
[farts]
I'll take that as a yes.
Ooh, pretzel rods.
Thanks again, ronaldo.
[chuckles]
Busted. Aah!
So i took a few pretzel
rods from that pretzel rod.
Big deal.
I think you lost something.
Ooh, why thank you.
And you left the cap
at your crime scene.
I, uh, don't know what
you're talking about.
Bet you even had a pretzel
while you trashed the hallway.
No, not until after...
All right, fine. I did do it.
You've been a railroad spike
In my wisdom tooth
for long enough.
And it's time you're expelled.
Not gonna happen.
I just caught you red-handed.
Did you? [laughs]
You've got no proof.
And no time.
None at all.
[camera beeps]
Just got to show this
proof to the principal.
[crash] [cat screeches]
[screams]
[sighs]
[girls scream]
[bell rings]
[growls]
I got you, kick.
Oh, thank you so much
for returning this.
Because i don't remember giving
you permission to take it.
Ronaldo,
That camera contains
Crucial evidence of my
innocence, so...
Oh, good because
i'm gonna erase it.
Call it pay back
for the pretzels.
I didn't take your pretzels.
Watch the tape... mm-hmm.
Kick, ms.
Chicarelli will be handling
All your paper work from now on.
Isn't that great?
But it was the janitor who
was trying to frame me.
I didn't do anything.
[janitor] all right, fine.
I did do it.
You've been a railroad spike
In my wisdom tooth
for long enough.
So i took a few pretzel
rods from that pretzel rod.
Big deal.
[all gasp]
It was the janitor.
Kick is innocent.
Still got to pee.
Thanks, ronaldo.
I don't like you, buttowski,
But nobody messes
with my pretzel rods.
You framed kick?
Why i ought to...
No, please.
This job is all i ever wanted.
It's my one joy
even with all the...
Extra work.
He's skateboard
tracking the ceilings.
He's scuffing the floors.
Repainting the lockers.
Wrestling alligators.
Wow, wrestling alligators?
That is totally hardcore.
Oh, well... well, thank you.
And those were some
pretty mad skills
Keeping up with me back there.
Well, i guess i picked up
A few moves from
cleaning up after you.
You're all right.
Well, none of it matters.
You're fired.
Sir, wait.
My awesomeness pushed
this man over the edge.
Anybody who cleans up after me
All the time deserves
a second chance.
Mmm?
Plus, keeping him onboard
would mean less paper work.
Ooh.
All right, kick,
you've convinced me.
Back to class.
Oh, and you,
back to band practice.
♪♪ [instruments groan]
Can i go to the bathroom yet?
And as for you, unnamed janitor,
You've caused a big
mess here today.
One more mess and you are
out, paper work or not.
Oh, thank you, sir.
This school is gonna be
squeaky clean from now on.
[flushes]
Starting now.
Come on, gunther,
let's find you a bathroom.
Ah, already found one.
[girl] oh, tina,
this is your most refined tea party yet.
Could a girl even ask
for a better princess?
[chuckles]
I'm so grateful for
such loyal friends.
It's the girl little ninjas.
Run!
Ninjas, you've crashed
the wrong tea party.
Oh, no, it's tina sometimes.
Sometimes a princess
And sometimes a spy.
And i'm gonna sparkle
you into next week.
[all groan]
Ms. Habershaw.
[screeches]
[ninjas cry out]
[unicorn whinnies]
[kick] stunt double.
[bree] quiet, kick.
[kick] wires.
[bree] quiet, you're running it.
Consider yourself sometimes.
[audience applauds]
Fake audience.
They sounded real to me.
[audience laughs]
Tina sometimes is all
smoke and mirrors.
Under that pink jumpsuit,
There's some short
stunt guy in a wig.
There's no way a
girl could do that.
Sit down and give it a chance.
You might like it, kick.
I would rather gouge
out my own eyes.
[brad] quiet,
i can't hear the theme song.
Brad?
Not a word, dilweed,
Or i'll sparkle
you into next week.
I feel dirty.
I don't know why you
hate that show so much.
I think she's kind of cute.
I can't un-see the horror,
But i can crash it
out of my system.
[coughs] who the...
[both grunt]
[director] cut!
Are you unconscious?
[both] i don't do unconscious.
Nice line.
Tina sometimes?
[gags]
Quick, some one give me
Something to gouge
out my own eyes.
I'm not tina sometimes.
I'm her stunt double.
I told you it was
a stunt double?
Huh?
Hm-mmm.
A girl stunt double?
Yeah, it's like a
boy, but better.
The names rossetti,
scarlett rossetti,
Professional stunt double.
Kick buttowski,
suburban daredevil.
And i'm gunther.
Just gunther.
[audience laughs]
So tina sometimes
in mellowbrook.
Isn't that a pretty
big coincidence?
[audience laughs]
Of course, we're filming here.
There's only one
dead man's drop.
My dead man's drop?
Well, the name's changing
To girly-girl faults.
There's nothing girly
about dead man's drop.
Uh, they'll fix it in post.
[computer beeps]
Is this my eternal punishment
for a lifetime of awesome?
Watch it, pocket size.
That's my job you're insulting.
So, you like stunts?
I got to get back to work.
And now to commence operation
get a date with tina sometimes
And then think of a shorter
name for this operation.
[audience laughs]
Hey, there.
I sure hope you're a bag of garbage
Because i want to take
you out this wednesday.
Ew.
I think she likes me.
You will never get away with
this, ninjas.
[strains]
I'll use my laser
lipstick to free myself.
Cut.
Bring in the stunt double.
[train horn blares]
Action.
[train horn blares]
Cut!
Send in tina.
And action.
Good thing i had my
trusty laser lipstick
And my trusty skateboard.
Cut.
Brilliant, tina. That's a wrap.
Oh, tina.
Your stunts are so amazing.
How ever do you do it?
Oh, i, um...
What can i say? Born with it.
She's taking credit
for your stunts.
That was your train to face.
And you took it awesomely
For a girl i mean.
I'm a stunt double.
Sometimes you just got
to be somebody else.
Tina, can i have your...
Ew.
You're not tina. You're nobody.
See? No one knows who you are.
Yeah,
and i suppose your well known.
Kick buttowski!
Kick buttowski!
Kick buttowski!
I said they know me.
I didn't say they like me.
Sweet.
And now i'm gonna get people
to notice you for you.
Unless you like being a nobody.
Look out, world.
Here comes scarlett.
Scarlett!
[cheetah roars]
Scarlett!
Scarlett!
Hey, scarlett.
What's up, scar.
Nice jump from that airplane.
How goes it, scar?
See? Everyone knows you for you.
Yeah, for me.
Feels good.
Thanks, kick. You're okay, uh,
For a boy.
Well, there goes my good
deed for the season.
And just in time, too.
Sometimes chop!
[grunts] what is your problem?
The shoot is over.
Tina is leaving town and
the show might be canceled
All thanks to you.
Your welcome, earth.
Everyone saw you with
that stunt double today
And now she quit.
Tina can't even blink
without a stunt double.
Help, somebody.
You better get things
back to normal.
[growls]
Consider that a warning.
The world is much better off
Without that
stupid, stupid show.
[all growl]
[girls yell]
Scarlett,
Why'd you quit?
You showed me i could
be my own person.
And i like it.
Wait up.
[girls chatter]
But the show is
gonna be canceled.
Your welcome, earth.
But...
[growls]
You got to get things
back to normal.
The world is much better off
Without that
stupid, stupid show.
[growls]
But i'm not.
What am i gonna do, gunther?
Everyone hates me.
And now she's doing
what i usually do.
Ignoring everyone who hates you.
Exactly, i got to get
everything back to normal.
Why are you dressed like that?
I was selling the real gunther
and tina wasn't buying.
So i'm showing her
my romantic side.
Your romantic side?
Sometimes you got
to be something
You don't want to be.
Be something that
you don't want to be?
Gunther, you're a genius.
I am?
That means i'm three things.
[screams]
[audience laughs]
Action.
Send in tina.
Action.
Ta-da!
Cut.
[crowd clamoring]
To dead man's drop
for the big finale.
Well, well, well.
Look at yourself.
You're doing exactly
What you told me not to do.
It's the only way
i can do stunts.
The shows back on,
and the angry mob is happy now.
[cheering]
Remember what you said?
Sometimes you got
to be someone else.
I can't let you do this, kick.
Besides, you're too short
to be tina's double.
They'll fix me in post.
What's the matter?
You afraid i'll be better than you.
Better than me?
Not a chance.
Stop this nonsense.
Do you even know who you are?
Sometimes a princess and
sometimes a super spy.
It's over tina sometimes.
Maybe some day.
But not today.
[announcer] will tina
defeat her newest archenemy,
The scarlett letter?
Find out when scarlett rossetti
guest stars on the next
Tina sometimes.
[cheers]
Aw, they cut out the best part.
That's because you
landed on the camera.
Oh, yeah.
So who's gonna be
tina's stunt double now?
Meh, they got some
short guy in a wig.
So you got your own
character on the show now.
Maybe next time you're in town,
we'll find out who's better.
I don't pass through
any place twice.
I cruise in, break a few things,
Then cruise right on out.
Well, then there's
something we got to do.
Yeah, something we must do.
[both] woo-hoo!
Ms. Sometimes,
i've come to date you.
And i won't take
go away for answer.
Ugh, fine.
But my stand-in
does all my dating.
Pick me up at 8?
[audience laughs]
[announcer] that's our gunther.
[cheering, applause]
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick, kick, kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick ♪
♪ kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick, kick ♪
♪ kick ♪
♪ kick ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
♪ kick buttowski ♪
[crash]
For the last time,
i did not order 85 gallons
Of hair removal cream.
Ah, biscuits.
[kids scream]
[kids groan]
Buttowski!
[pants]
Grab hold of yourself, henry.
You can do this.
One more year,
he'll be out of your hair.
[sighs]
Mr. Buttowski, am i gonna have
To write you a detention slip?
Probably.
No! You know i hate paper work.
How about if we just
let this one slide?
[all boo]
All right. All right.
Okay, kick,
one more mess like this
And you're expelled.
[all cheer]
Expelled?
Suckers!
Woo-hoo!
Expelled and home schooled.
Expelled and home schooled?
Who wants pie?
Woo-hoo!
Expelled and home schooled by ms.
Chicarelli.
Chicarelli?
[chalk screeches]
Woo-hoo!
Oh, sorry,
i was still on the pie.
[bell rings]
Okay, gunther,
I can't make another
mess or i'm doomed.
Not even a scuff mark.
Um, kick?
[screeches]
[snickers] starting now.
I'm not gonna do one thing
that's even remotely...
Destructive?
Wow, kick, when did you do this?
I didn't do it,
but if the principle see this...
Mm-hmm?
Kick, hurry. He's already here.
Oh.
This is obviously not my work.
Are you kidding? It's got kick
buttowski written all over it.
No, it doesn't.
Oh, yes, it does.
See, it's written right here.
I'm being framed.
Framed?
Exhibit a: This is a marker cap.
I would never use a
glittery red marker.
Can we dust this for prints?
[radio beeps]
Grace, can you hear me?
Alert ms. Chicarelli that
she's got a new student
Because i just expelled
kick buttowski.
[gasps]
Well, almost.
I've got a good half hour
Of grueling
expulsion paper work.
And you know how
i hate paper work.
And then you're expelled.
Enjoy your last hour of
freedom, bucko.
Of all the things i've done,
I'm going down
For the one thing i didn't do.
I've got to find
out who framed me.
You get to class and
execute emergency plan 32-h.
[gasps]
Wait, which one is that?
The one right after 32-g.
[gasps] [bell rings]
Miss barton.
Here.
Mr. Buttowski.
Mr. Buttowski.
[gunther] um, here.
Um, extreme.
Mm-hmm.
[sighs]
Scratch, not deep enough.
Hand writing, not accurate.
Rubber, scuffed not burned.
The work of an amateur,
But which amateur?
[all growl]
Could be anybody.
I'm running out of time.
And that's why the sine wave
Represents the
hopelessness in my soul.
Uplifting presentation.
All right, who's next?
[air hisses]
Mr. Buttowski,
I will not have you
sleeping in my class.
That's better.
Ms. Fitzpatrick,
can i use the restroom?
I don't know, can you?
[chuckles]
I mean... mm-hmm.
[door open, closes]
Kick.
How'd you get out of
class, gunther.
I told her i had to pee.
Good excuse.
No, i really have to pee.
Focus, gunther.
We need to figure out
Who would want to frame
me to get me expelled.
The shorter list would
be "who wouldn't?"
This is true.
Well, think about it, kick.
Who has got a reason
to take you down...
Today?
Hmm.
B plus.
A minus.
A...
[groans]
[bell rings]
D minus.
I will get you back if
it's the last thing i do.
Anyone else?
Hmm.
[electricity crackles]
I'm breaking the record
today, gunther.
Wow, you just generated
578 joules of
static electricity.
[electricity crackles]
Nothing cooler than
static electricity,
Finally calculated the
reality of string theory.
And the only proof is right
here on this computer.
Buttowski!
I will get you back if
it's the last thing i do.
Okay, so it's either
ronaldo or kendall.
Or ronaldo and kendall.
Huh? Look.
[whispering]
Gunther, you're a genius.
Can i go to the bathroom yet?
Stay focused, gunther.
That was close call
with buttowski.
Oh, don't worry about clarence.
So far, our little secret is safe.
Aha!
You thought you could
get away with it,
But i found your red cap
at the scene of the crime.
Their markers both have caps.
[gasps] what the biscuits?
So what clarence?
Is it really so bad that we found love?
What? Love?
[gags]
All right, clarence,
what do you want to keep quiet?
How about nothing?
I know you've been
stealing my pretzel rods.
I keep count.
I bet if i went into that corner
I'd find some chunky evidence.
I didn't talk your
junk, pretzel boy.
And i know you're trying
to get me expelled.
[both gasp]
[both] why didn't
you think of that?
Wait, if you didn't frame
me, then who?
I don't have much
time left to find out.
My darling, i wrote you a poem
only using zeroes and ones.
You're the worst
secret boyfriend ever.
Oh, ms. Chicarelli,
Oh, i'm so glad you can
come out of retirement
To help us reign
in mr. Buttowski.
The capless red marker.
It was the janitor.
[man] janitor, come in, janitor.
You got an up-chuck
situation in the av room.
Nobody gets kick
buttowski expelled
Expect for kick buttowski.
[bee buzzes]
[gasps]
[air hisses]
Mr. Buttowski,
do you need to use the restroom?
[farts]
I'll take that as a yes.
Ooh, pretzel rods.
Thanks again, ronaldo.
[chuckles]
Busted. Aah!
So i took a few pretzel
rods from that pretzel rod.
Big deal.
I think you lost something.
Ooh, why thank you.
And you left the cap
at your crime scene.
I, uh, don't know what
you're talking about.
Bet you even had a pretzel
while you trashed the hallway.
No, not until after...
All right, fine. I did do it.
You've been a railroad spike
In my wisdom tooth
for long enough.
And it's time you're expelled.
Not gonna happen.
I just caught you red-handed.
Did you? [laughs]
You've got no proof.
And no time.
None at all.
[camera beeps]
Just got to show this
proof to the principal.
[crash] [cat screeches]
[screams]
[sighs]
[girls scream]
[bell rings]
[growls]
I got you, kick.
Oh, thank you so much
for returning this.
Because i don't remember giving
you permission to take it.
Ronaldo,
That camera contains
Crucial evidence of my
innocence, so...
Oh, good because
i'm gonna erase it.
Call it pay back
for the pretzels.
I didn't take your pretzels.
Watch the tape... mm-hmm.
Kick, ms.
Chicarelli will be handling
All your paper work from now on.
Isn't that great?
But it was the janitor who
was trying to frame me.
I didn't do anything.
[janitor] all right, fine.
I did do it.
You've been a railroad spike
In my wisdom tooth
for long enough.
So i took a few pretzel
rods from that pretzel rod.
Big deal.
[all gasp]
It was the janitor.
Kick is innocent.
Still got to pee.
Thanks, ronaldo.
I don't like you, buttowski,
But nobody messes
with my pretzel rods.
You framed kick?
Why i ought to...
No, please.
This job is all i ever wanted.
It's my one joy
even with all the...
Extra work.
He's skateboard
tracking the ceilings.
He's scuffing the floors.
Repainting the lockers.
Wrestling alligators.
Wow, wrestling alligators?
That is totally hardcore.
Oh, well... well, thank you.
And those were some
pretty mad skills
Keeping up with me back there.
Well, i guess i picked up
A few moves from
cleaning up after you.
You're all right.
Well, none of it matters.
You're fired.
Sir, wait.
My awesomeness pushed
this man over the edge.
Anybody who cleans up after me
All the time deserves
a second chance.
Mmm?
Plus, keeping him onboard
would mean less paper work.
Ooh.
All right, kick,
you've convinced me.
Back to class.
Oh, and you,
back to band practice.
♪♪ [instruments groan]
Can i go to the bathroom yet?
And as for you, unnamed janitor,
You've caused a big
mess here today.
One more mess and you are
out, paper work or not.
Oh, thank you, sir.
This school is gonna be
squeaky clean from now on.
[flushes]
Starting now.
Come on, gunther,
let's find you a bathroom.
Ah, already found one.
[girl] oh, tina,
this is your most refined tea party yet.
Could a girl even ask
for a better princess?
[chuckles]
I'm so grateful for
such loyal friends.
It's the girl little ninjas.
Run!
Ninjas, you've crashed
the wrong tea party.
Oh, no, it's tina sometimes.
Sometimes a princess
And sometimes a spy.
And i'm gonna sparkle
you into next week.
[all groan]
Ms. Habershaw.
[screeches]
[ninjas cry out]
[unicorn whinnies]
[kick] stunt double.
[bree] quiet, kick.
[kick] wires.
[bree] quiet, you're running it.
Consider yourself sometimes.
[audience applauds]
Fake audience.
They sounded real to me.
[audience laughs]
Tina sometimes is all
smoke and mirrors.
Under that pink jumpsuit,
There's some short
stunt guy in a wig.
There's no way a
girl could do that.
Sit down and give it a chance.
You might like it, kick.
I would rather gouge
out my own eyes.
[brad] quiet,
i can't hear the theme song.
Brad?
Not a word, dilweed,
Or i'll sparkle
you into next week.
I feel dirty.
I don't know why you
hate that show so much.
I think she's kind of cute.
I can't un-see the horror,
But i can crash it
out of my system.
[coughs] who the...
[both grunt]
[director] cut!
Are you unconscious?
[both] i don't do unconscious.
Nice line.
Tina sometimes?
[gags]
Quick, some one give me
Something to gouge
out my own eyes.
I'm not tina sometimes.
I'm her stunt double.
I told you it was
a stunt double?
Huh?
Hm-mmm.
A girl stunt double?
Yeah, it's like a
boy, but better.
The names rossetti,
scarlett rossetti,
Professional stunt double.
Kick buttowski,
suburban daredevil.
And i'm gunther.
Just gunther.
[audience laughs]
So tina sometimes
in mellowbrook.
Isn't that a pretty
big coincidence?
[audience laughs]
Of course, we're filming here.
There's only one
dead man's drop.
My dead man's drop?
Well, the name's changing
To girly-girl faults.
There's nothing girly
about dead man's drop.
Uh, they'll fix it in post.
[computer beeps]
Is this my eternal punishment
for a lifetime of awesome?
Watch it, pocket size.
That's my job you're insulting.
So, you like stunts?
I got to get back to work.
And now to commence operation
get a date with tina sometimes
And then think of a shorter
name for this operation.
[audience laughs]
Hey, there.
I sure hope you're a bag of garbage
Because i want to take
you out this wednesday.
Ew.
I think she likes me.
You will never get away with
this, ninjas.
[strains]
I'll use my laser
lipstick to free myself.
Cut.
Bring in the stunt double.
[train horn blares]
Action.
[train horn blares]
Cut!
Send in tina.
And action.
Good thing i had my
trusty laser lipstick
And my trusty skateboard.
Cut.
Brilliant, tina. That's a wrap.
Oh, tina.
Your stunts are so amazing.
How ever do you do it?
Oh, i, um...
What can i say? Born with it.
She's taking credit
for your stunts.
That was your train to face.
And you took it awesomely
For a girl i mean.
I'm a stunt double.
Sometimes you just got
to be somebody else.
Tina, can i have your...
Ew.
You're not tina. You're nobody.
See? No one knows who you are.
Yeah,
and i suppose your well known.
Kick buttowski!
Kick buttowski!
Kick buttowski!
I said they know me.
I didn't say they like me.
Sweet.
And now i'm gonna get people
to notice you for you.
Unless you like being a nobody.
Look out, world.
Here comes scarlett.
Scarlett!
[cheetah roars]
Scarlett!
Scarlett!
Hey, scarlett.
What's up, scar.
Nice jump from that airplane.
How goes it, scar?
See? Everyone knows you for you.
Yeah, for me.
Feels good.
Thanks, kick. You're okay, uh,
For a boy.
Well, there goes my good
deed for the season.
And just in time, too.
Sometimes chop!
[grunts] what is your problem?
The shoot is over.
Tina is leaving town and
the show might be canceled
All thanks to you.
Your welcome, earth.
Everyone saw you with
that stunt double today
And now she quit.
Tina can't even blink
without a stunt double.
Help, somebody.
You better get things
back to normal.
[growls]
Consider that a warning.
The world is much better off
Without that
stupid, stupid show.
[all growl]
[girls yell]
Scarlett,
Why'd you quit?
You showed me i could
be my own person.
And i like it.
Wait up.
[girls chatter]
But the show is
gonna be canceled.
Your welcome, earth.
But...
[growls]
You got to get things
back to normal.
The world is much better off
Without that
stupid, stupid show.
[growls]
But i'm not.
What am i gonna do, gunther?
Everyone hates me.
And now she's doing
what i usually do.
Ignoring everyone who hates you.
Exactly, i got to get
everything back to normal.
Why are you dressed like that?
I was selling the real gunther
and tina wasn't buying.
So i'm showing her
my romantic side.
Your romantic side?
Sometimes you got
to be something
You don't want to be.
Be something that
you don't want to be?
Gunther, you're a genius.
I am?
That means i'm three things.
[screams]
[audience laughs]
Action.
Send in tina.
Action.
Ta-da!
Cut.
[crowd clamoring]
To dead man's drop
for the big finale.
Well, well, well.
Look at yourself.
You're doing exactly
What you told me not to do.
It's the only way
i can do stunts.
The shows back on,
and the angry mob is happy now.
[cheering]
Remember what you said?
Sometimes you got
to be someone else.
I can't let you do this, kick.
Besides, you're too short
to be tina's double.
They'll fix me in post.
What's the matter?
You afraid i'll be better than you.
Better than me?
Not a chance.
Stop this nonsense.
Do you even know who you are?
Sometimes a princess and
sometimes a super spy.
It's over tina sometimes.
Maybe some day.
But not today.
[announcer] will tina
defeat her newest archenemy,
The scarlett letter?
Find out when scarlett rossetti
guest stars on the next
Tina sometimes.
[cheers]
Aw, they cut out the best part.
That's because you
landed on the camera.
Oh, yeah.
So who's gonna be
tina's stunt double now?
Meh, they got some
short guy in a wig.
So you got your own
character on the show now.
Maybe next time you're in town,
we'll find out who's better.
I don't pass through
any place twice.
I cruise in, break a few things,
Then cruise right on out.
Well, then there's
something we got to do.
Yeah, something we must do.
[both] woo-hoo!
Ms. Sometimes,
i've come to date you.
And i won't take
go away for answer.
Ugh, fine.
But my stand-in
does all my dating.
Pick me up at 8?
[audience laughs]
[announcer] that's our gunther.
[cheering, applause]