Khotey Sikkey (2011–…): Season 1, Episode 1 - Joker-1 - full transcript

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...for your cooperation and patience.

Don't worry.

It'll automatically stop in 10 minutes.

But if anyone tries to act heroic
and tampers with it…

then it may explode.

Are you okay?

Don't worry.

-No.
-Let me take you away from here.

Come on.

Thank you...

for banking with GEC bank.



A small parting gift for you.

There are only two reasons
behind every crime.

One is necessity and the other is habit.

Thousands of crimes take place
every day in a city like Mumbai.

And approximately 763 crimes are reported.

No matter what the necessity is,

hunger, helplessness or unemployment,

we can understand it.

Even if the criminal resulting
from this misery is a pickpocket,

a thief or a murderer,

he can be apprehended.

But habit… Habit has other connotations.

The wealthy ones

who never lacked anything in life.



They are obsessed with doing
as they please.

It’s not difficult to catch
an ordinary criminal.

But if a high class personality
commits any crime

then there are innumerable
calls to the police station

for his immediate release.

Bail documents are ready
even before the arrest warrant.

How can an ordinary police officer
conduct an investigation?

But I won't give up.

No matter how restricted
I am made to feel,

no affluent persons or VIPs

will be able to stop me
from doing my duty.

I am Damodar Deshmukh.

And I like breaking habits.

He took me to his car.

I thought,
he would forcibly take me along.

He was also asking me
about my baby's name.

When he was leaving, he said that
he has a parting gift for me

and gave me this jacket.

Sir, we have surveyed the crime scene.

The detonator of the bomb
was quite advanced.

It has been dismantled now.

Sir, the forensic team will take
another 30 minutes to reach here.

We have interviewed all the hostages.

Sir, we'll get the detailed report
by 6 p.m.

There won't be any change in the M.O.
apart from the date.

The pattern of this robbery is identical
to the last two robberies.

-Sir, the Joker has scored a hat-trick.
-How much did he rob this time?

He is very clever
but he never goes for a huge amount.

He has robbed about Rs. 8,600.

The exact figure must be in the report.

Are you sure?

Patil, do you see this jacket?

We can't afford this jacket
even with our annual paychecks.

Think about it.

A person who can buy
such an expensive jacket

and who can use an imported detonator

has robbed less than Rs. 9,000.

Send this jacket to the lab, immediately.

-Okay, sir.
-And what about the CCTV footage?

Sir, it's in our possession.

Another crime without any motive.

What kind of a thief is he

who spends more on planning the robbery

than he actually makes from the robbery?

Perhaps he is not even a thief.

And while leaving he said...

A small parting gift for you.

Did you read the report
about the increase in crime

amongst the urban rich?

It's really interesting.

Ma'am, I have a lot of work.

Deshmukh, I know, you have a lot of work,

but our department has organized
a conference on the same topic

and you have to be present there.

Pardon?

Deshmukh, it's important.

Got it?

-You'll have to come there.
-I can't come.

A psychotic thief is on the loose.

The reputation of the police department
is being tarnished in the newspapers

and you want me to attend a conference.

You want me to have snacks there.

-What happened to you now?
-Nothing.

Joker managed to escape again.

-Where did he rob this time?
-GEC bank.

This report has been published
on a similar crime.

Have you read this?

-These crimes are not--
-Motivated by money.

Such criminals have a different motive.

Their lives are so settled and assured

that insulting the society and its laws

is their rebellion.

These are not the ordinary criminals.

They get a thrill and challenge
out of living dangerously

which is non-existent
in their normal lives.

I got bored so didn't read further.

Ma'am, I have all kinds of criminals.

What I should know about
is right in front of my eyes.

Deshmukh, this is not the right attitude.

Take Joker for instance.

He is educated.
He is aware of new technologies.

He can even afford it.

He may have an account in a similar bank

which he has robbed.

Ma'am, he is just a criminal for me,
nothing else.

Deshmukh, he is a criminal

but his method of committing a crime

is different
from what we have experienced before.

He is not like other criminals.

Deshmukh, he is different.

Ma'am, I'll read it in the report.

-As far as the conference--
-You'll have to come.

And yes...

Make sure you shave
before meeting me next time.

-Is this Kishan Damera's studio?
-What?

-Tell him, Patil.
-Fashion designer, Kishan Damera.

His office is on the 4th floor.

Forget about the lift. Come.

I hope you've brought me
to the right place.

This is the building.

I got to know
that Kishan Damera owns a club as well.

-A club?
-Yes, sir.

Only the members can get their clothes
stitched here.

Really?

Sir, I am sure
that the coat was stitched here.

No one else can make it.

I am Senior Inspector Deshmukh.

Who did we have to meet?

-Mr. Damera.
-Yes, Damera.

Is Damera home?

We are here for a police investigation.

We don't want to become members.

Don't mind, sir.

You can't become a member
even if you want to.

You can take an appointment
to meet Mr. Damera.

Anyway, one needs to take
an appointment to meet him.

All right. You can give us an appointment.

Only members can get an appointment.

Since you are an elderly person

I'm telling you very politely

that you are obstructing
a police investigation.

I could've explained this
after arresting you.

Sir, do as you please.

Say whatever you want to.

You can't enter

unless you are a member.

No. There's no progress.

We went to meet the designer.

But we were not allowed inside.

Ma'am, I can't go there without a warrant.

He owns a club and one needs to be
a member of his club.

We can't enter.

Yes.

Pradhan has gone to court

to get the signature on the warrant.

Pradhan, where are you?

You have gone to the bank!

To hell with the power list!

How will we verify the suspect

if we don't find
the matching fingerprint in this list?

Patil!

Get the list of account holders

or else, close the case.

There is no witness and no victim.

What are we supposed to do?

Patil, that coat is our only hope.

Find it out.

I know how to deal with people

who commit crime for fun.

Mom, just five minutes are left
for my birthday to get over.

It's better you wish me now.

Mohit, you know how important
this deal is for us.

Your priorities are all sorted.

-Mohit, you know, we love you dear.
-Yes, right.

Enjoy with your friends.

Tanya is there with you, right?

Thank dad on my behalf.

What's this!

I am getting irritated.

It's my birthday. Can I enjoy myself?

Do whatever you want to.

You have fought with your friends.

Neither do you talk
to your parents properly...

-nor to me.
-Oh, God, you...

I am happy being alone.

And if you have so many problems,
then leave me.

Why are you with me?

Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

Tanya!

Sir, the judge didn't sign the warrant.

Why?

Sir, I think, he must have refused

because it's against Kishan Damera.

What do you mean?

What is he!

He is just a tailor.

What does a judge
have to do with a tailor?

Kishan Damera is anything but a tailor.

Hey! Did I ask you?

You have taken his name several times.

I am getting irritated.

-Are you a member of his studio?
-No.

Then just shut up!

He doesn't even have manners to speak.

Sir, she is Uttara Bakshi.

She is 29 years old.
She's fond of playing with fire.

Her crimes are destruction of property
and arson.

-It is arson, you idiot!
-Hey! Keep quiet.

Sir, we arrested her last night for arson.

Sir, she is Vivaan Bakshi's sister.

-Who is Vivaan Bakshi?
-Sir, he is a film star.

He acted in the film Pehla Pehla Pyar.

Have you done modeling before?

-This is my first time.
-Really?

I have seen you before.

Uttara!

You are Uttara Bakshi?

Vivaan Bakshi's sister?

She is Uttara Bakshi,
Vivaan Bakshi's sister.

What did I tell you?

I told you if she calls up--

Vivaan Bakshi said that his sister
won't do modeling.

If he gets to know
that you've given me the chance

then he'll never shoot for you.

He won't even let his A-list friends
shoot for you, right?

But I can't upset Vivaan.

If he gets to know of this

then he'll get my name canceled

from the panels
of all the A-grade magazines.

Sir! What would you like to say
about your new film?

Sir, just a few words.

Sir, are you really...

Uttara!

And if Vivaan Bakshi's sister appears

in billboards and magazines
in skimpy clothes

then my reputation will be tainted.

Get it?

Which career are you talking about?

Do you lack anything?

Whatever these models earn in a month

you spend it overnight.

After the demise of mom and dad,
you have given me everything

but as a favor.

Then do it.

Start your own spa.

The people from the media are outside.

Compose yourself.

Did anyone from
Kishanchandani's family come?

No, sir. No one has come.

What?

No lawyer either?

No, sir. No one contacted us for his bail.

What happened to Uttara Bakshi?

Didn't she get a ticket
to her brother's film?

No, sir.

She burnt down the hoarding
of her brother's film.

Sir, there's a strong history
of her violence.

This is her fourth arrest
in the past three months.

I see.

Let's put her behind bars for a longer
duration, this time.

At least we won't waste time
arresting her, repeatedly.

Hey! Mind your language.

You are no one to put me in jail.

Pradhan, lock her up.

But all the lockups are occupied, sir.

-And she is a woman--
-Put her in the same lockup.

Both of them will be together.

-But, sir, this is not right.
-Pradhan.

A psycho thief is wandering freely.

Our reputation is being tarnished

because I am unable to get
the client list of a designer.

Please, don't make me lose my temper.

What do you want?

Should I forget everything
and deal with these idiots?

-No, sir.
-Let them be together.

This is common for them.

Their millionaire father or brother
will come to take them.

What can you do?

What will I do?

Mohit.

What brought you here?

Have you come here for a party?

I gave your invite to someone else.

What! I am just 10 minutes late.

And I have already promised my girlfriend.

Kidding. Here's your invite.

-Thanks.
-Just remember this.

You have to enter the venue

between 10 p.m. and 10.25 p.m.

-It's too early.
-That's the only time

when I can access their network.

After that...

Do you want it or not?

By the way, Sahil is ready to give me
double the amount.

-So..
-No, I want it.

I want it.

-Is it done?
-Obviously.

You can check.

The credit card bill
of Rs. 4.5 lakh has been paid.

I just did it.

Actually, I have to go

or else, I'd have explained
the entire process.

Hello!

Sir, I want to get my license made.

Do you make it?

I don't make licenses.

-You are Ayush Khetrapal, right?
-Yes.

Then you must be making passports.

-No.
-No?

Mr. Karan told me
that you can do anything.

That's right, but I am into
a different kind of work.

I can make fake credit cards.

I can make the membership card
of such a club.

I can hack into anybody's bank account.

Actually, hacking is my specialty.

I can use the third party digital data

of any operating system...

Why am I explaining all this to you?

Do you know about hacking?

I know.

-You know about it?
-Yes.

I know about it.
I was looking for you for a long time.

You wanted me to make this!
You could've told me before.

-How did the count rise to three?
-Sir, he is Ayush Khetrapal.

He is charged for forgery and bank fraud.

The charge doesn't matter.

-Bring me the anticipatory bail documents.
-We don't have it.

Did they send the report?

It's already five o'clock.

The court is closed.

And it's a long weekend.

We won't be able to present them
for the hearing before Tuesday.

All of you are our guests till Tuesday.

Any progress?

No, sir. I think it's impossible

to get Kishan Damera's warrant.

Continue with it till it becomes possible.

We have nothing apart from the jacket.

Kabir, please let me go.

I'll return your money.

I warned you not to play this game.

It is out of your league.

But what happened?

You didn't pay heed.

Kabir, I'll definitely return it.

Kabir, give me one last chance.

Kabir, let me go.

No, Kabir!

-Did you hear that?
-No, Kabir!

When glass breaks

it sounds exactly like bones breaking.

No, Kabir. Give me one last chance.

I'll return your money.

Just give me an hour.

-I'll return your money.
-One hour?

-Yes.
-Really?

One hour.

-Okay, fine.
-Bro.

Bro, I need money immediately.

Uncle, I'm feeling weird.

No, dad is not here.
Keep the previous balance separate.

No, not tomorrow. Today!
Hello. Will you stop lecturing me?

I'll give it to you.
Will you give me money or not?

Hameer...

what are you doing here?

Mom and dad are not at home.

Hameer.

Sir, we found this gun with her.

Sir, she kicked an officer.

-What?
-Yes, sir.

She kicked the arresting officer.

I can't do this.

-Come on--
-I can do it.

What shall we do today?

We have to break the glass

and get the mannequin.

You can't do it.

But why?

-So?
-Dilnaz, why are you arguing?

You can't do it.

Do you know how many sensors
are attached to this glass?

There are CCTV cameras too.

I can do it.

Do you think you can throw a stone
at this glass?

I know that.

You can't do it.

Are you scared, Ajay?

Your arresting officer

touched me.

By the way, this gun is licensed.

It belongs to my brother-in-law.

He is a commodore in the navy.

Your commodore brother-in-law is aware

that you went for a drive with his gun.

Who is that?

Why did you leave home
with a loaded weapon?

What else can be done with it?

Lock her up. Lock her up with the others.

Hey, come on.

I can't get hold of any big criminals

and these rich people are gathering here.

The court has also declared a long leave.

Sir, the Joker has attacked once again.

Where is all the jewelry?

Sir, he is Suraj Dhariwal.

The owner of this shop.

What is this?

Sir, high grade industrial bleach

is filled in all these cans.

Sir, it's a cleaning agent of some sort.
If this--

Explodes, then the entire shop will burn
to the ground.

No, sir.
This is not that type of an explosive.

Then what is it?

Sir, this time,
the Joker has done a fine job.

I mean, if we take the jewelry from here

the trigger will be activated.

This trigger will spread
the bleach combination

on all the jewelry.

The bleach will burn the gold.

What remains, will be valueless.

Where is the bomb squad?

First, tell them to free Dhariwal.
Keep the rest for later.

But, sir, first, Dhariwal wants us
to take the jewelry out.

Let him die.

What is the report of our team?
Did they get anything?

Any evidence, a clue, or anything at all?

No, sir. Not even a fingerprint.

Patil, the designer of that coat
is our only source.

Do what it takes but nab this Joker.

What is this?

Can paint and bleach
really be so dangerous?

He is playing games with the police.

He doesn't need money.
He just wants to become famous.

Sir, he is becoming famous.

Is he trying to convey something?

People keep their money in a bank locker

but he hid a bomb.

Everything is kept for display
at a jewelry store

so he kept the bomb for display.

-But why?
-This forms a pattern.

He hates money. He doesn't value it.

A person doesn't value something

when he has it in excess.

Sir, tomorrow,
there's a conference at Nashik

on the same topic. Won't you attend it?

Everyone has left.

Have you ever seen me
attend such conferences?

No, sir.

But it's strange
that our lockups are filled

with urban rich crime cases.

-What do you mean?
-Sir, just think about it.

Mohit Kishanchandani. He is a drunkard.

His fiancee could've lost her
life due to his drinking habits.

Uttara Bakshi.

She likes to play with fire.

She is a short-tempered and violent girl.

Ayush.

Sir, he is one of the best hackers.

He's a genius

but he only uses his talent
for criminal activities.

Hameer Rizvi.

Sir, we have arrested for theft.

But he is a gambler.

And Dilnaz Shroff.

Sir, she is just 19 years.

But she is fond of guns.

She not only likes to keep them,

she also uses them.

They have one thing in common.

All of them are rich.

Isn't it? By the way--

Such criminals have a different motive.

Their lives are so settled and assured
that insulting the society and its laws

is their rebellion.

These are not the ordinary criminals.

They get a thrill and challenge
out of living dangerously

which is non-existent
in their normal lives.

Patil, these five people
can help us in the Joker case.

But, sir, they are criminals themselves.

They don't have a motive
to commit a crime.

Secondly, they are all rich
just like the Joker.

They can get us an entry
into the Joker's world.

How?

Carefully read all the charges.

You will be produced before the court
on Tuesday.

You will be put behind bars
for at least six months

if this file reaches any court.

I can give it in writing.

I'm not arrested for the first time.

My dad is not in town.

I forgot.

I forgot that all of you
have a criminal history.

I forgot that you have a father.

But the problem is...

I am in charge of all these cases.

And I'm not scared of anyone.

You know, I'm not bothered
of your stupid claims

and this file.

When will the courts be computerized?

So what if the court is closed?
Allow us to talk to the lawyers.

No lawyer can do anything until Tuesday.

Moreover

nobody has contacted you till now.

Nobody has even offered us water.

Food and water are our rights, okay?

One phone call is allowed for everyone.
You can't just keep us here.

I can keep you here as I want, got it?

The court is closed.

You can't be granted bail.

You can't be kept here for three days.

So, I'm taking you to Arthur Road Jail.

This place will look like a five star one
once you reach there.

Think about it.

I am the only one
who can help you at this time.

You can go outside the lockup.

But do me a favor.

-You want bribe. Isn't it?
-Quiet!

The smart girl is trying to bribe me.

I've had enough of you!

Everybody, listen to me.

We'll talk further if you agree with me.

Or else, the vehicle is ready.

Get ready to go to Arthur Road Jail.

Pradhan.

Don't let these people
contact their family

no matter what happens.

Let them be in the police records
until Tuesday.

We shouldn't get involved in it.

Moreover, it's just till Tuesday.

Our lawyers will contact us.

This inspector won't agree.

...too honest.

I think, we should agree with him.

It's risky.

I wonder what he'll ask us to do.

Moreover...

I don't think that any one of us
can survive here till Tuesday.

And what if we get transferred

to another jail?

Don't we have any other option?

Why are we even discussing this?

I'm going to say yes to him.

We can't drag it till Tuesday.

...that we are helping him.

I'm sure that our families
and the bail pleas will be here by then.

At least, we'd be able to get out
from here.

We want it on papers

that you'll let us go
once your work is done.

And we won't talk
to rowdy and tacky people.

And don't send constables behind us
once we go from here.

-What is the guarantee--
-Hey!

I'll get to the point.

You can go from here

if you do as I say.

I'll define the set of conditions. Got it?

I will file a jailbreak case

if anyone tries to escape.

All of you just tell me in one word.

Yes or no?

Yes.

I learnt a great thing from these kids

about rich and famous people.

All of them know each other.

All of them are somehow
connected to one another.

Now I understand the importance
of networking.

These five managed to find a way
to reach Kishan Damera.

Mohit found out
that Kishan Damera was fond of cards.

They termed it as something else.

Yes, poker.

He used to play it with seven people
at the Country Club every Thursday.

That section needed
a special membership card

which none of them owned.

Ayush got the details
of the special membership card

from one of his friends.

He fed Hameer's name into the system.

Hameer was a good player.

It was pretty casual for him
to win a few games.

Ayush fixed a small camera on his coat.

Hameer was as proficient at playing cards

as he was at cheating.

It didn't take him much time
to win against Damera.

Kishan Damera.

Hameer Rizvi.

This card is greater than cash.

In just one day,
he was sitting in front of Kishan Damera.

And I couldn't even see him in five days.

I won't let them go so easily.

Subtitle translation by Imroz Ahamed