Kekko Kamen (1991–1992): Season 1, Episode 2 - Kekkô Kamen 2 - full transcript

Sequel of Keko Mask, Kekko Kamen comes to the rescue of hapless high school student Miami Takahashi, wearing mask and boots and nothing else.

Kekko Kamen.

Umm, thanks...

Uh... Ah... What?

I can't move.

What? You want me?

I'm so glad!

You stupid imbecile!
I'm here to punish you!

Oh...

I'll punish you in the worst way
a man can ever be punished.

What?!

Oh, it's still there! I'm so relieved!



Shit! Now she's even in my dreams!

I will fight her though, I will fight!

Come and get me, Kekko Kamen!

“Crash! Kekko Kamen vs Muscular Monster!”

For today's lesson, I"m going to explain the
differences between men and women's bodies.

For today's lesson, I'm going to explain the
differences between men and women's bodies.

The thing that separates human gender between
male and female are the reproductive organs.

Hi there! I'm Yuka Chigusa, and
I was in the last episode too!

Ever since Kekko Kamen first appeared,
the Principal's been mighty tense.

You know how one little doubt can cause
a lot of other doubts, right?

What do you suppose will happen next here at
the shockingly violent Spartan Institute?

I'm a little excited myself!

Wow! Look at him!

He's so cute!



He's very gorgeous!

Hi, everybody! I just joined the school today.

My name is Shuwarutsu Negataro.

I'm your new physical education teacher!

Now, let's go running under this
beautiful, lovely sky!

Yes sir!

One, two!

One, two!

One, two!

Oh, what a nice teacher he is!

Mayumi is so happy!

Wait 'til you get an eyeful
of that, Kekko Kamen!

He's got a great body, sure, but he's gay!

Teacher Ben, you're too quick
to see the obvious.

The only things that re important
are his big muscles.

Say what?

Didn't you know that beautiful
women with great big tits

always have a thing for
really muscular men?

Is that true?

A demon never lies.

Principal, please let me leave the
Institute for just a bit!

This will finish off that Big-Knockers
Kamen once and for all!

In 1853, Admiral Perry of the American Navy
appeared just offshore of Uraga, Japan.

Because of this, the Tokugawa Shogunate was
urged to open the country to foreign intercourse.

Teacher Shuwarutsu...

She's strong...

Hi!

Teacher Shuwarutsu... He smiled at me!

Ah, I"m so happy!

I can't take it...

Teacher Shuwarutsu!

Hi, Mayumi. How are you feeling?

Here you go.

You know my name...

You already remember me, Teacher!

I can tell the name of a beautiful
student just by seeing her face.

It's a gift.

Please don't say I'm beautiful.

You should have confidence in
the fact that you are beautiful.

Your smile is almost as beautiful as
my bulging, bronze biceps.

See?

You're so gorgeous!

So are you.

Look at my chest muscles.
They're shaking because of your beauty.

And now, the teacher shall make
you more beautiful yet.

Teacher, what is this?

To improve your muscles, we must
first massage your whole body.

Made it just in time!

Mr. Shuwarutsu, I expressly told you
to wait for me! You're mean!

I'm so sorry, Principal.

Well, let's begin.

What? Stop!

Ms. Mayumi, the world is seldom
as simple as it seems.

I pretend to be the new gym teacher,
but in truth,

I"m the new Punishment Teacher,
Shuwarutsu Negataro!

Now, I shall massage your
muscles, Ms. Mayumi!

Let me go! Mayumi doesn't... No...

I can't believe this!
I'm so happy, Mr. Shuwarutsu!

Thank you. It's my pleasure.

The elite student should have a beautiful body.

You said if I punish this student,
SHE would appear. Are you sure?

Oh, that's right! I forgot the real
purpose for all of this!

Come here, Kekko Kamen!

Mayumi Takahashi is being punished now!

Come on, Kekko Kamen!

Mayumi Takahashi is now being teased!

Shut up already! I"m here!

But...

But there was no theme song!

I usually omit the theme when
there's no audience.

Punishment Teacher Shuwarutsu
Negataro, are you ready?

Now you're trapped, Knockers Kamen!

Wrong! That's Kekko Kamen!

Take a look at this.

Go, Mr. Shuwarutsu! Beat the shit
out of that great-looking broad!

So, the lady with the big tits has a
weakness for my muscular beauty, eh?

You're dizzy and unable to fight, aren't you?

Hey, hey, hey!

Too beautiful.

Hey, hey, hey! Hey!

Here goes MY special fighting technique.

How about this?!

How about that? What do you think of
this beautiful trained body?

It's great!

Heh, heh, “It's great...” Really...

Kekko Kamen, please don't fail!

Mayumi...

Biceps!

Don't you think this is beautiful?

Too beautiful!

Back muscles!

What do you think of my trained muscles?

Like a statue of a naked god?

And how about this...

Deltoids!

Triceps!

Lots of lats!

I can't resist! I'll come soon!

My lady is...

We won! We won against her!

Principal, our battle has just begun.
Please stand ready.

Right!

I can't win.

How can I handle muscles like that?

There is a way.

You're...

Please, protect that girl.

You can do it, Kekko Kamen.

But I don't know a way to go
against that much muscle.

There is a way.

The only way to win against that ridiculous
muscle monster, Shuwarutsu Negataro...

Is...

This.

That's...

I call it “The Ribbon of Love and Justice.”

Well, let's train your muscles as
an early morning refresher.

Calling all students!

Wake up!

Somebody, help me, please!

Now we shall train your body with some
aerobic suspension, Ms. Mayumi!

Help!

No!

Hey, Kekko Kamen!

You're out there watching a
monitor somewhere!

Come out!

My lady! Ouch!

What's the matter? Can't come
because of a little muscle? Eh?

Nobody knows my face, but
everybody knows this body.

I don't mind showing my body in
the name of Love and Peace.

My name is Kekko...

Kekko Kamen!

I'm hiding my face but
baring everything else!

It's Kekko Kamen! All right!

Way to go!

Ta dah!

My lady!

You came, Kekko Kamen.

Here I am, Toenail of Satan!

Come on and fight, Ligament-Taro!

That's Shuwarutsu Negataro!

That so?

Do you think you can protect yourself
from my splendid attack?

You stay here.

I'll get revenge for you.

My lady, hold out!

Come on, you crazy, overbuilt,
perverted narcissist.

Shut up, you bare-bottomed floozy!

Let's go!

Front Chest Muscled Meat Ball Attack!

Hold on, my lady!

You move very quickly!

You trifled with this girl's heart, you bastard,
doing evil with that beautiful weapon!

I, Kekko Kamen, will punish you in the
name of Love and Justice!

Are you ready?

What?

What's that?

A new trick!

It's called “Just a Blindfold, Stupid!”

That's it?

That's a stupid name!

My lady, it's great!

Do you...

Do you really think you can find
me with a blindfold on?

She can't see where her opponent is!

How?

How could you tell where I was?

I gave no indication...

Every time you move, your big fat
muscles make a squeaking sound!

I've known where you were
from the very beginning!

Here! Finishing Open Legs Jump!

Oh! Good!

I came, I lost.

Wait up!

Yes ma'am!

Are you going to ban the ridiculous
punishments at this school?

Answer me!

Good.

Principal!

I've trained my muscles!

Now I can do anything to that
big-breasted babe too!

What'cha think?

Principal? Principal!
Get a grip on yourself!

The Toenail of Satan says he'll cease the
punishments, but we can't trust his word.

He may start again, but I'll be there.

My lady!

Who are you?

I'm..

I"m a little embarrassed!

I'm the envoy of Love and Justice. That's all.

Farewell!

My lady!

She's much more gorgeous than Shuwarutsu.

Kekko Kamen...

The crisis is over, for now.

We still don't know who Kekko Kamen is,

but if you really want to know who she is,
please sing along with the theme song.

I'll be seeing you!

No one has ever solved the mystery
of her unknown face

On the other hand, everyone's seen
her completely nude!

Kekko Kamen, that lady is

A hero to all, and she's also not a prude!

She comes in like a roar of
thunder with a crash

And she won't leave until we've
all seen her flash!

Kekko Kamen, just who the heck are you?

Kekko Kamen, who you are we want to know!

No one has ever solved the mystery
of her unknown face

But everybody knows all about
her physical attitude!

Kekko Kamen, that lady is

A hero to all, and she's also not a prude!

She attacks with a yell and
by spreading out her legs

Then she cold-cocks evildoers by
socking them in the eggs!

Kekko Kamen, just who the heck are you?

Kekko Kamen, who you are we want to know!

No one has ever solved the mystery
of her unknown face

But everyone here knows the
sight of her nipples, dude!

Kekko Kamen, that lady is

A hero to all, and she's also not a prude!

She uses her nunchaku and a six-foot stick

Are you ready Satan's Toenail,
you lousy little prick?

Kekko Kamen, just who the heck are you?

Kekko Kamen, who you are we want to know!