Keeping Up with the Kardashians (2006–…): Season 10, Episode 6 - Don't Panic! - full transcript
Kim uses to spy tactics to solve a theft problem at Dash New York.
[bright music]
[birds chirping]
-[Scott] Yello!
-[Kourtney] Lord! Hey there.
-We got you a salad.
-[Scott] I just wanted a drink.
-[Khloé] So, Bruce's hair looks different.
-[Kim] Good old Bruiser.
-[Scott] The Extensionator.
-[Khloé] I think that's his real hair.
-Yeah, I think he just got it blown out.
-I just think it looks really good now.
-"Really good"?
-It's thick and lustrous.
-Like, I wish…
-[Scott] She's right.
-I think he just put product in it.
-[Khloé] His hair was really good.
All right, should I call Brian Bowen Smith
for my photo shoot?
-Sure.
-[line ringing]
[Scott] What is this photo shoot?
-A nude preggo shoot.
-[Scott] What?
[playful music]
-For, like, a porn mag?
-Yeah.
-[Kourtney] It's for Penthouse.
-I've always wished you'd be in Penthouse.
-[Brian] Hello. Hey, girl! What's up?
-Hi, Brian. It's Kourtney.
I just told Scott I'm doing
a naked pregnancy shoot.
You better bring, uh, your cameras
and a weed whacker!
-[chuckles]
-[imitates chopping]
You know, when her stomach
is hanging over things,
I don't think she realizes
how unkempt her lawn can get.
I think she forgets
that hair still grows downstairs.
What do you think?
Should we do it at my house or--
You should do it at the gynecologist's
with your legs up.
Scott said at the gynecologist
with my legs up.
[Brian] Yeah, I mean, I mean,
that's the best way to see the baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
[Brian] Obviously, we can retouch nipples
and bush or whatever…
[blows]
That's gonna be a lot of retouching.
[laughter]
[theme music]
[upbeat music]
[camera shutters clicking]
-Hey! How are you?
-Hello.
-I was… Oh!
-Another one.
-Very European. Very Europe.
-I just got back from Paris.
[Scott] Kourt told me they…
-they would come here as kids a lot.
-[Kris] All the time.
-[Scott] Yeah. I like it here.
-This was one of our go-tos.
Oh, I was gonna tell you, now that you're
newly single and running about the town…
-That's me.
-[Scott] It's time for you
to start hosting your own parties.
[pensive music]
Everybody else is doing it.
-In a club?
-[Scott] Yeah.
I've got multiple offers for you
for hosting your birthday.
"Multiple offers"?
All right, let's not say "multiple,"
but a few.
You should be hosting your birthday party.
It's your coming out party.
It's not even age appropriate for me
to go to a club and go,
-"Whoo, give me a cake!"
-First of all, what does that mean?
You're in the entertainment business.
And you're a celebrity.
So, I'm just gonna go sit up in a club
and shake my booty?
-And get paid?
-You do it for free
when you manage your girls.
-Yeah.
-You go to parties, you walk the carpet.
You might as well get paid for it
and let them come with you for once.
-[Scott] I'll go. I'll support you.
-All right.
-Will you go?
-Yeah!
[Kris] I'm a little reluctant
to host an event
because I'm used to being
the manager, not the client,
but Scott is pretty convincing.
It's in Vegas, by the way,
I didn't mention that.
Oh, easy.
-And it's at 1OAK, and they love you.
-I like it.
I always have a good time when I go
to Vegas, so it's a good opportunity.
-[Scott] I'll get you a written offer.
-As long as you'll go with me, I'm in.
That's a deal, baby.
[upbeat music]
-Hello, folks! Look how big he's getting.
-[Kourtney] I know.
Mase, this is Dr. Crane.
He was your doctor that delivered you
when you were born.
-Did you know that?
-[Mason] I know.
[Kim] You know? You remember him?
-I'm gonna see the baby, Mama.
-I know, look, we're gonna see.
-[Crane] Everything okay?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
I feel just huge,
and I feel so much movement.
All right, that's all good.
[Kourtney] I am 37 weeks pregnant,
and I can't believe that I'm going to be
having my third baby in less than a month.
[Crane] All right, we're gonna have
a quick look at the baby.
-[Kim] See the machine?
-Uh-huh.
That's Mommy's belly.
-[Kourtney] That's his head, Mase.
-[Mason] Oh!
I really don't know
what life is like with three kids,
so I am anxious and nervous, but excited.
[Crane] So, the baby does measure
a couple weeks bigger than average.
[Kourtney] Oh, really?
[Kim] That's the baby's heart.
-[Mason] Oh?
-[Kim] That's his heartbeat.
Oh.
Everything's great. The baby's growing.
He's still a nice-size kid.
Plenty of movement.
Good breathing movements.
-So you're in good shape.
-[Kourtney] Okay.
That was cool.
[Kim] Was that cool?
[vigorous music]
[Roya] I was in 10Eleven Showroom
the other day,
and they showed me a picture of you
wearing these little Soludos shoes.
The calf-hair ones are kind of cute
'cause they're kind of like the Celine.
[Roya] Mm-hmm.
[Kourtney] Like, these perforated leather,
and then maybe, like, the leopard…
[Roya] I kind of want to start doing
a little bit more, like, accessories.
-So people can match it up a little bit.
-I would love that.
-So, belts, hats, shoes…
-[Khloé] I wanna see those.
'Cause those look like stuff me and Kim
were saying we needed in the store.
[Kourtney] I love these.
Okay, last order of business, security.
We've had a very large influx of theft.
-What?
-[Roya] In New York.
In the last, like, month.
Like, people have, like, went in
and stolen, like, two, like, torn outfits,
like, totaling, like, over
a thousand dollars, like, each,
and this has happened several times.
-How did they steal it?
-[Roya] They go in the dressing room.
You know how our dressing rooms
are, like, behind,
and then, they are, like, scooting out
of there with it in their bags.
I think people that are, like, on duty,
it's, like, their responsibility
to keep an eye.
-Like our sales employees.
-[Roya] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
This is the first time I am ever hearing
about a theft problem at DASH New York.
[Khloé] It really infuriates me,
and I really want to hold
the DASH Dolls responsible.
Part of their job is to protect
our merchandise, our store, and our brand.
[Kourtney] Should we have Kim go in
and have a talk with the girls there?
-[Khloé] I think Kim should. Why not?
-Yeah.
[lively music]
[Khloé] Here, Kylie.
You're gonna bump Jonathan's new selfie.
One, two…
-[shutter clicks]
-[Kris] Maybe don't do duck lips.
I only know how to do duck lips, and they
were Khloé lips before the duck took them.
So, listen. Who wants to go with me?
Hello? Paying attention.
Who wants to go with me
to my birthday bash in Vegas?
[playful music]
-[Jonathan] You're kidding.
-Stop!
-You're really having a birthday bash?
-Yes, Scott got me an appearance deal,
and I said I think it's
a little age inappropriate
to have a birthday party in Vegas…
So, you're gonna go,
like, do a whole thing?
Like, waving and everything,
like the kids do?
-Yeah, get up on the mic. Yeah.
-[Khloé] Waving?
-[Kylie] It's kind of weird.
-[Kris] Yeah.
[Jonathan] You're gonna wear,
like, a short dress?
-'Cause that's what the kids wanna see.
-[chuckles]
You can't wear a pantsuit.
Like, do not wear one of your executive…
Like this? This is my little
executive pantsuit.
[Jonathan] If you show up
to the club like that,
you're gonna be the manager
of the casino. There is just no way!
Like, right now, I'm ready for you
to start, like, dealing cards to us.
Can you tap… Hit. Hit me! Hit me.
Khloé, raise her.
[Jonathan gasps, laughs]
[bright music]
[Kourtney] Uh, there's, like,
scrubs to clean.
[Scott] The toothbrush?
-[Kourtney] Apparently.
-Dude.
I can use that.
[Kourtney] So, you were upset that I
don't want to shave for the photo shoot?
[Scott] Yeah, it's a little offensive.
First of all, it's lucky enough
that I can shave my legs.
There's a huge stomach here in the way.
So, like, you're asking a lot
to shave down there, but I'm down.
I just need some assistance.
Listen to me. If you were
to ask me, you would've known,
when I was 11 years old, I worked
at a barber shop for 3 days.
I can trim you up real nice.
It's gonna run you about $13.50, though.
Her bush is hanging out
like it's the '80s,
and I'm not gonna stand for that.
So, if I got to get
my hands dirty, I will.
-You're in the right place, little girl.
-You're gonna use that?
Honey, I'm gonna part you
like the Red Sea!
That thing is not going inside of me.
-You have hair growing inside of you?
-No, but, like…
The edges. You got to get
in there a little.
I don't mind doing a little swoopereeny!
-Do you want me to lay here?
-Well, let's do a before and after.
-For Insta.
-No.
Stop! I don't want a before and after.
-[Khloé] What are you doing?
-We're doing a little vageen trim.
-[Khloé] Oh, god.
-[buzzing]
-All right, can we make some moves?
-Flip around.
[Kourtney] What about this?
You guys…
I can't see anything,
so this is a lot of trust!
-Are you being serious now?
-[Kourtney] Stop!
[Khloé] This is disgusting.
Are you looking at what you're doing?
-'Cause I can't see.
-[Khloé] He's looking.
-[shaver rips]
-[Kourtney] Ow!
-You'll be all right! You'll be all right!
-You're kidding.
[Khloé] Buddy, this reminds me
of a water birth.
It almost looks like she's giving birth
to a little man
with a very hairy little head.
[Scott] You wanna take a peek?
Gorgeous.
Shines like the top
of the Chrysler Building.
All hooked up, partner. Now give me
that $13.50. Boom, there it is, guys.
-Yup.
-[Khloé] I see you, girl.
[energetic music]
-Kylie… Look at those bronzes.
-Yeah.
And look at that.
-Can I get this… this one?
-[saleslady] Sure.
-I'm gonna get that too.
-Sure, honey.
-And then, can I get that gold?
-Sure.
-Oh, should I get it too?
-Yeah, it's a good one.
[Kim] I think it might be a life-changer.
-You know what's so weird that I heard?
-Oh, I need some of this too. What?
That Mom has a, um…
[lips smack]
…club appearance, or whatever?
[plastic crinkles]
-In Vegas?
-What?
-Wait, Mom has a club appearance.
-Yeah.
-Why?
-I don't know.
But isn't that… it's kind of weird?
-It's, like, desperate.
-[Kylie] Right?
[Kim] Usually, my mom's job
is to book the nightclubs for us,
not really her job to be hosting them, so…
I just find the whole thing so weird.
-[Kylie] I think Scott set it up.
-[Kim] Of course, he did.
I'm definitely gonna try
to talk my mom out of doing this.
-[Kylie] Thank you.
-[saleslady] You're welcome.
[upbeat music]
-[Kim] Hello?
-[Kris] Hi!
You have to help me pack for Vegas.
Do you like this little number
for, like, my club appearance?
I can't believe, like, in all honesty,
that you're doing a club appearance.
I can't either. Like, who would even
want me to do a club appearance?
But Scott booked it,
and he's dying for me to do it.
-[Kris] So I said--
-Well, you need to grow some balls
and start doing things that are good
for, like, you and your image.
[Kim] I think Scott wants to book
the nightclub for his own selfish reasons.
His motivation is not really
what's in the best interest of my mom.
I think it's more like he
just wants to book my mom,
so that he gets a cut of it.
Like, I would be really worried.
If I were you, I'd really cancel.
He's gonna freak out if I cancel.
You just shouldn't have done it
in the first place.
I already felt a little bit
conflicted and uncomfortable,
and now Kim is making me feel
like this is a really bad idea.
Trust me.
[energetic music]
Monica, were you there when I did
my other pregnant shoot with Mason?
[Kourtney] And I was,
literally, just naked.
-Yeah. The photos came out really pretty.
-[Kourtney] Yeah. I love…
That's the one
your mom has up in her room.
[Kourtney] Yeah.
I did a naked pregnant photo shoot
when I was pregnant with Mason,
and I didn't get a chance
to do one with Penelope,
but I really wanted to do one again
this time, so I'm excited.
[Brian] Okay, here we go.
It's gonna happen fast.
-Ready, babe?
-Yeah.
[intense music]
There you go, right there.
That's beautiful. Don't move.
[camera shutter clicking]
Gorgeous! Beautiful! Nice.
Good, good. Chin up!
Turn your body towards me
a little bit more. Right there.
[Brian] That's beautiful! Right there.
There you go! Good. Right there.
Right there. Don't move, don't move.
Do a lot of women hate you?
[chuckles]
Let me get through here. Hi, guys.
-[Kourtney] And your car.
-Oh my goodness! Hello.
[Brian] Oh, that's really pretty,
right there. Oh, my god!
Gorgeous! Don't move!
Don't move, don't move.
[camera shutter clicking]
Seriously, so pretty.
Is one nipple supposed
to be out right now?
[Kourtney] No.
-Are you wearing underwear, or no?
-No.
-Wow, you got some balls.
-This isn't a laughing shoot.
Oh, this is an angry shoot?
You got a child in there,
for crying out loud.
-[laughs]
-[Scott] That's right.
-I didn't even know you were this pretty.
-[Kourtney] Thank you.
I learn something new every day.
[Scott] Seeing Kourtney at the photo shoot
and noticing
how well-sculpted she is downstairs
makes me really believe
that I do have more than one talent.
She does look quite amazing.
I mean, she's really got a glow to her,
so I'm pretty proud of her.
You look great.
Extra specially nice.
[Scott] If Kourt ever needs
a hand again, I'll lend it to her.
But I'll probably charge next time.
-You're gonna put clothes on?
-[Kourtney] It's a sheer thing.
-[Brian] It's see-through.
-Can't see that happening.
[upbeat music]
[footsteps]
-Hi.
-[Kris] Hi!
What's happening?
[Scott] You know,
Kris asked me to come over.
With Kris Jenner,
there's always some kind of problem.
I have no idea, really, what's going on.
I am just looking for Robert's sock
in the new Neiman Marcus
Christmas catalog.
Here they are, look!
"Arthur George," by Robert Kardashian.
-How cute. Cashmere, right here.
-[Scott] Yeah, those are nice.
-[Kris] Aren't those great?
-That's a great little item.
Um,. I'm having second thoughts
about this club appearance.
Because I really feel like…
Oh, I feel like it's a little late
for second thoughts now.
It's around the corner.
They already promoted it.
You have a billboard
of yourself on the Vegas Strip.
-I mean--
-"A billboard"?
Yeah, that's what they do
with these club appearances, they promote.
I just feel like…
Don't you think it's a little silly
for me to be at a nightclub, like, going…
-"Whoo! Happy birthday!"
-[Scott] No!
What I think is silly,
when you go to nightclubs for free,
with your daughters
when they're hosting parties,
and you stand there, as the manager.
This way, you're getting your fee
and your management fee.
You go with them. What's the difference?
Are you sure
you're not thinking more about…
-your business situation…
-[Scott] Yes, I am.
…than the way that I look
-and my reputation?
-Correct.
Now it's becoming a problem for me,
if you say no, only because
they started promoting it.
I would say, if it was two,
three weeks out,
yeah, you could cancel it.
But they already spent money and time
promoting it, and now what?
They're gonna ask for that money back
from me if you cancel.
[tense music]
[Scott] I know Kris knows better
than to back out
of a deal at the last minute.
If she ever saw one of her daughters
backing out of a deal,
she'd lose their number forever!
So the fact that she's gonna do this to me
is absolutely ridiculous.
And then, at the end of the day, we both
look bad, we both don't make money,
and we look like a bunch of flakes.
Well, I just feel
like this is a lot of pressure,
and I really, honestly feel
like you're not looking out for your mom.
Of course, I'm looking out for you!
I'm going with you, to enjoy it with you!
I pushed and pulled to get the deal done,
and now you're backing out,
and now it's making me look
completely irresponsible.
I booked you,
everybody was happy, you agreed.
And now it's more of a relationship factor
for me than money.
Well, I don't want to disappoint anybody,
but I don't wanna look
like an ass [bleep].
Well, guess what.
Now I'm gonna look like an ass [bleep]!
[tense music]
[Kris] I don't wanna look
like an ass [bleep].
Guess what. Now I'm
gonna look like an ass [bleep]!
Wouldn't you freak out
if one of your talent
pulled out at the last minute,
on a deal that you had them in?
It would be bad business, for sure.
Bad business! And you know that.
Okay. Well, now that you say it like that,
and you think I'm not
gonna look like a complete fool…
Absolutely not!
…hosting a birthday party,
at my age, in a Vegas club…
If I am still getting offers
to host parties at your age,
I will be thanking God,
because it's amazing!
[Kris] I'm not sure if it's the best idea
for me to go to Vegas,
but Scott has some really good points.
It's not gonna do anybody any good
for me to back out of this now.
I've made a commitment,
and it's my job to see it through.
-[Scott] Age is just a number!
-We'll go and have a nice, low-key night.
I don't have to do anything crazy,
-like dance on a table…
-It's 90 minutes!
[Kris] Okay.
If you dance on the table, I could
get you an extra ten grand, though.
-Let me think about it.
-No problem.
[laughs]
[lively music]
-[Sal] Hey! Finally!
-[Kim] Hey, guys!
-Hi, Sal. How are you?
-[Sal] Hi, how are you? How's everything?
-[Kim] It is so rainy.
-[Jonathan] Mwah.
This is, like, the worst weather
I've seen in months.
Ever, right?
I prefer New York when it's, like,
either snowing or, like, muggy and hot.
[Jonathan] Yeah.
Are you hungry? I'm so hungry.
-I'm literally gonna throw up.
-[Kim] I'm so hungry. Ooh, thank you.
[Jonathan] All right, tell me why
we dragged Sal out of his important job.
I brought you here because
there's been a lot of theft at the store.
[Jonathan] Stop.
Kourtney and Khloé want me
to help figure out
what's going on with the theft at DASH.
Do you know who… Anything?
Any info on, like, who could it be?
Mm-mm. We gotta figure it out.
[Kim] I thought of an amazing way.
I'm asking Jonathan and his friend, Sal,
from his security team,
to help me figure this out
and solve the problem.
I told them that we
are redoing the security system
for the theft that was going on.
I have, you're gonna die,
set up a full Sprinter,
with every security camera
you can imagine.
Wait, this is amazing.
You have a full van, like, stocked?
Yeah, so, we'll be watching you,
and we'll give you an earbud,
and we'll talk to you.
And I thought, maybe, if we sent you in
to, like, go get something
for, like, your wife.
[Sal] We'll start off
with all the conversations
and then, maybe towards the end, I'll try
to take something, see what's going on.
You're going undercover, Sal.
But this time, you're, like, the good guy.
I'm always the good guy.
[all laughing]
[bright music]
They're gonna have someone
walk you down the carpet,
and then Sean, who's your security,
will be with you too on the carpet.
Okay.
-[Scott] Hello.
-[Kris] Hey!
You're a real workaholic, let me tell you.
Do you think, Mr. Manager?
I think that the older I get,
the more I appreciate
my ability to stay alive in a club.
[Scott] I hear you. I'm getting there too.
You do… a good job with that crowd,
in that world,
and you're really good at it.
You just need to lay off the alcohol.
I wish you could get to the place
where you could have
a couple drinks and enjoy.
Me too.
[Kris] 'Cause we all get a little
out of our minds.
And that's a trait
that's not pretty for any of us.
Yeah.
I know I already committed to go to Vegas,
but I'm a little worried about Scott.
[Kris] He always gets
into a bunch of trouble.
My biggest fear
is he takes 12 steps backwards,
and really falls off the wagon.
I want Scott to know
that this is a real professional trip,
and there's gonna be no crazy drinking.
You're gonna have three little children
at home, very soon, under the age of five.
[Kris] Mason adores you.
He worships the ground you walk on.
I understand. Okay, we don't need
to take it that far, I get it.
And that's a big responsibility.
That, by the way,
could put me over the edge.
-So you're always scaring me.
-No, I don't wanna scare you.
[Kris] I wanna encourage you
to be the best that you can be.
You know, it's the people
that influence you.
-It's who you surround yourself with…
-No, it's crazy.
That kind of energy
can take you down so fast.
And we should understand, like,
what could really happen to any of us
if we were surrounded ourselves
by the wrong people.
[serious music]
[camera shutters clicking]
[Kim] I hired this team of experts
on surveillance,
and we completely rigged
the entire DASH store
in the middle of the night,
putting hidden cameras and microphones
and stuff everywhere.
Let me see this. Hold on.
How many cameras you got, first of all?
[Aaron] We got nine cameras
throughout the store.
One, of course, by the register,
one in your VIP room,
and have mics set up
by your registers here, so…
-[Kim] We can hear them?
-[Aaron] Yes.
So, Sal, this is your earbud
that you'll be putting in your ear.
[Sal] This is awesome.
[Aaron] Kim and Jonathan,
this is where you'll be speaking
into the mic to give him directions.
-[both] Okay.
-This whole world is yours now.
-I'll be stepping out.
-Thank you. Thank you.
[Kim] I have always loved investigating.
I am the best spy.
I can figure everything out.
-[Jonathan] Sal, one-two, one-two?
-Yes, all right, so you guys are ready?
-Yeah.
-[Jonathan] Get out.
This is so exciting just to see this
all finally, like, really go down.
Our spy is entering the store.
I can't wait to see what happens.
-There he is. There he is, there he is.
-[Kim] This stuff makes me so nervous.
Sal, just pretend you're in your old days
in Bay Ridge, stealing a car.
[Kim chuckles]
[Kim] None of the girls
are even paying attention to him.
[Jonathan] No one's
even asked him if he needs any help.
-[Kim] No one.
-[Sal] Excuse me. Can anybody help me?
-[doll 1] Yes.
-[Sal] I need some help.
I just wanna get, like, something
really hot for my wife.
She loves Kim. She's obsessed with her.
[playful music]
[Jonathan] Ask her why Kim
is always naked in pictures.
So does she wear more of, like, skirts or…
To be honest with you,
if she was anything like Kim,
she'd be wearing nothing.
[Kim laughs]
[Sal] I'm a joker. You can't laugh?
I know, but, "Ha, ha, ha"? No?
Where are you going?
Why, nobody likes to help me?
Do I look like a criminal or something?
[Jonathan] Oh, he's trying to steal.
I know that slow crawl.
Look, look! Look at him! Watch him,
watch him steal. Right in front of her.
[Kim] I see him putting something
in his pocket.
[Jonathan] Yeah, yeah,
he already took something!
[Kim] I get that Sal kind of scared
the girls off by being aggressive.
I know when I worked in retail,
if there was a guy
that we thought was creepy,
we'd kind of stay away from him.
But, at the very least,
if they're suspicious,
they should be keeping
a closer eye on him.
[Jonathan] I would be so mad
if this was my store.
-Like, what the [bleep].
-I am furious.
This is ridiculous. Sal is stealing things
right in front of them.
And it's like they're not even
paying attention. I'm just shocked.
[exciting music]
[tense music]
[Kim] I see him putting something
in his pocket.
[Jonathan] Yeah, yeah,
he already took something!
I would be so mad if this was my store.
Like, what the [bleep].
[DASH doll] Have a good rest
of your day, okay?
[Sal] It's been such a pleasure.
Bye, girls.
[tense music]
-[Kim] Sal… Oh, you stole this?
-One of them was behind me when I took it.
-[Sal] So it was, like, in front of them.
-So they let you steal it, you think?
[Sal] Well, if an [bleep] like me
walks in there and spoke like that,
don't you think they should watch me,
like, a little bit closer?
-Totally.
-I mean, just like…
[DASH doll] His breath smelled
like alcohol too.
Oh, his breath smelled like something!
They're talking about you.
They said your breath smelled like…
[upbeat music]
[clinking]
-Oh, hi! How are you, gorgeous?
-[Kris] Hi.
-Wow!
-I did it for you.
-This is for your birthday.
-You look hot!
-Thank you! Hi, guys.
-Hi.
I love the energy in Vegas,
and I love the way it feels
to be here. It's exciting.
-Hey!
-[Corey] You look beautiful.
And I'm really looking forward
to dinner tonight,
and then going to the club.
-[Malika] Whoa! That clutch is perfect!
-[Kris] Not bad for…
having a birthday party at the age of 140.
-[laughter]
-[Malika] Where's Scott?
I don't know.
They were seen in another hotel.
-And he doesn't know I know.
-[Malika] Oh, shocking.
[Kris] Scott's the one who set
this appearance up,
and I still haven't even seen him.
And I'm getting a little bit nervous
because I'm starting
to get texts from people
telling me that Scott's out
and about, already drinking.
And we haven't even gotten started yet.
[upbeat music]
Sal, where's that friend of yours?
Is she here?
-Yes.
-[Jonathan] Call her now. Let's go.
Hurry up. Tell her
to take a minute off work.
We sent Sal in to steal some things
and figure out how our store
was really being taken over by this theft.
[Kim] But I have a feeling that, you know,
maybe girls are stealing
when they're in the dressing rooms.
So we're gonna send in one
of Sal's friends to try it a different way
and figure out all the different angles
on how the theft can really be going on.
-[Jonathan] Hi! How are you?
-Good.
Just walk in, and, like, go couple
of things in the dressing room,
pretend you're trying it on.
"Oh, it's great, it's great.
All right, thank you."
Steal one, and then walk out.
And say, "I'll be back later."
-[woman] Okay. Okay.
-[Jonathan] That's it.
-All right. We'll be watching you.
-[woman] I'm a little nervous.
-[Sal] She's going on.
-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Jonathan] Wow, she's fast.
-[Sal] That's her?
-I didn't see her go in.
-[Kim] She's going in the dressing room.
I hope she… I hope she can pull it off.
[Kim] Look.
She's just walking out.
No one's even talking to her.
Wow.
[tense music]
[Jonathan] Oh, it's snowing fully.
I did it.
-Wow, you stole? What did you take?
-How did it go?
Wait, turn it down, Kim.
Turn that thing down.
We're done with them.
They're all getting fired.
[Kim] What did you take?
-No. No.
-This thing that I put here.
[Kim] I'm just so disappointed
in the girls.
The fact that she just walked out
with our merchandise on
without anyone seeing.
I definitely see now
that our New York store
has a huge theft problem.
I am furious.
[tense music]
[Kim] I am furious.
I'm gonna walk in there.
The girls are busted. Even though Sal
was aggressive and scared the girls off,
they should be keeping
a closer eye on him.
It's time to let them know
we've been spying on them
and watching them,
and this just isn't acceptable.
[tense music]
[Kim] Everyone, come in the back.
So…
There's been a lot of thefts.
So, last night, we had
the entire place rigged with cameras
and we've been watching you all day
from across the street in a Sprinter van.
I… Honestly, I just can't even begin
to tell you how shocked I am.
[tense music]
All right, guys. So, you do remember Sal?
Long time no see.
[Kim] Um, he works for Jonathan,
and he stood literally in front of someone
and just put it in his jacket.
[Sal] And nobody noticed.
[Jonathan] Wow.
With this much theft, we have to take it
seriously and get a better system.
[Kim] We just got to figure it out,
'cause I really, you know, think
that this store is, like, who we are.
And, you know,
I don't want to give up on it.
I wanna prove that doing
little exercises like this
and coming out and, like, meeting
with you guys really can change things.
Okay, I definitely want
to prove you right, for sure.
So I think we can all work on that
and really be on top of this theft issue.
My sisters and I have worked really hard
on our DASH store for years.
[Kim] I hope that they
take this really seriously,
and don't ever allow this to happen again.
-All right, bye, guys.
-[Sal] Bye, guys.
Man. We're gonna get going, man.
Okay, girls. See you girls later.
[dance music]
[indistinct chatter]
Can we order a drink?
[Malika] You need some personality juice.
A little character enhancer
never hurt anybody.
[upbeat music]
[Malika] Come here, Scotty.
You're sitting next to me.
So, you booked me on this event,
and you've been MIA all day long.
I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.
Aw, you're gonna be fine.
You're gonna walk in.
You're gonna do a little striptease,
you'll be all right.
Okay.
[laughter]
-[Scott] Oh, French be coming in.
-[phone ringing]
Yo, let me pop it, ki-ko!
Yo, you a Hollywood
ass mother [bleep], man.
Well, at this point,
Scott's full-on drunk.
-Scott, no! Scott!
-Oh, my god.
No, Scott!
And we haven't even gotten to the club yet
and I'm seriously worried.
I've really got to get him to slow down
or we're gonna have a huge problem.
He's been drinking
that 89 unleaded gasoline.
Don't [bleep] panic!
[tense music]
-[Scott] We're just getting started!
-You're an ass [bleep].
[tense music]
[upbeat music]
-[Kourtney] Where's our tea?
-Want me to get you some? I threw it away.
You threw it away?
Why would you throw it away?
-Where was it?
-I was cleaning up. I'm so sorry.
Where? I'll get a new straw, literally.
-I, like, poured it down the drain.
-Ugh! What a [bleep] monster!
Okay, what do you want?
-Do you want me to make you some tea?
-No.
Like, I could put tea bags in water
and put it with ice.
-No.
-Steep you some tea?
Mm-mm.
-You want me to go have--
-I just want water, actually.
I normally don't wait
on Kourtney hand and foot.
-Coconut or sparkling?
-[Kourtney] Regular.
[Khloé] But she's
eight-and-a-half-months pregnant,
so miracles happen!
[Kourtney] Ugh!
My stomach is, like, cramping.
I wonder if I should time it.
I don't think so, right?
-If you time what? Your contractions?
-[Kourtney] If it happens,
could you imagine?
Scott called me and he is drunk.
[Khloé] I don't want to tell Kourt.
She's eight-and-a-half-months pregnant.
She's stressed out.
This is the last thing that she needs.
And to be honest, I really thought
we were done with this chapter
after the Hamptons,
but, apparently, it's just gonna keep
on going and going and going.
[dance music]
-[Karen] Happy birthday, Kris!
-Thanks for coming, everybody.
-[Karen] Thanks for inviting us.
-Thank you for coming.
[cackles]
-[Corey] You all right?
-[Scott] Man!
Andre, [bleep] you!
You ain't on this side no more!
Don't tell your girlfriend you here!
So is Faye gonna get naked
on the ride home?
[Scott cackles]
I can't believe he got drunk.
No! You're flirting with me!
[Kris] But he was on such a good path.
And I knew I was gonna
get in trouble bringing him here.
Enough is enough, man!
-[Scott] That's enough!
-Scott, you need to eat something, honey.
Scott?
-Scott! Don't ignore me!
-Don't panic!
-You've got to eat something!
-Hey, it's your birthday.
I'm excited for you.
But you've been talking to me
all wrong since 1990.
-[Faye] This is getting scary!
-And now, I'm just trying to…
I'm trying to not be who I am.
[ominous music]
What?
-Told me [bleep] to take out the trash.
-What?
I love you.
Scott, Scott, you gotta…
you gotta simmer down.
Hey, you ain't got
to [bleep] put it like that.
-I don't know.
-I'm watching you.
[Kris] Scott's really crossing a line.
My prayer now is that Scott
stays funny, happy Scott,
and doesn't turn into cranky, angry Scott.
I actually cannot wait
until this night is over.
-[Scott] Yo, shall we hit the club?
-[Malika] Are you ready?
[dance music]
[girls screaming]
[DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a very special birthday in the building.
Everybody, please help me
to welcome Kris Jenner!
Happy birthday, girl!
Make some noise
for Kris Jenner in the building!
[crowd cheering, whistling]
[DJ] You've got
to help me here, Las Vegas,
in wishing a very special happy birthday
to my girl, Kris Jenner, in the building!
Happy birthday, Kris Jenner!
We're at 1OAK, and they really,
really went all out for me.
[Kris] And still, in the back of my mind,
I've got to think about Scott,
and I just hope that I don't have
to end up babysitting him all night.
Where's Scott?
[Kris] Scott?
[ominous music]
[Scott yelling]
You smack up that [bleep]!
You lock them up!
Scott! Get up here!
Scott!
[suspenseful music]
[squealing]
Scott! What are you doing?! Scott!
[wine hisses]
Don't be a [bleep]…
You owe me a [bleep] bag!
How much is that bag?
I want one tomorrow.
[Kris] I don't know what to do.
Scott's had way too much
to drink at this point,
and he's getting out of hand.
[bottle pops open]
-[wine hisses]
-[Kris] Whoa! Oh!
You [bleep] ass [bleep]!
What are you doing?
I'm sitting right there.
-Are you all right?
-What the [bleep] are you doing?
-Are you okay?
-No, you [bleep] hit me in the head.
[Kris] I have a lot of anxiety right now,
because I feel like Scott's behavior
is escalating to another level.
And I've been around way too long
to know that it doesn't always end well.
[Kris] In the head.
[Scott] Just tell me if you're okay.
-[Kris] I don't know. I don't know.
-[Scott] Tell me you're okay.
[tense music]
[tense music]
[bottle pops open]
-[wine hisses]
-[Kris] Whoa! Oh!
You [bleep] ass [bleep]!
What are you doing?
I'm sitting right there.
-Are you all right?
-What the [bleep] are you doing?
-Are you okay?
-No, you [bleep] hit me in the head.
Don't do this [bleep] to me, Scott.
What the [bleep] are you doing?
You don't [bleep] with me.
Hey. I love you.
I never meant to hurt you.
Okay?
Swear.
I am so angry with Scott right now,
and I appreciate the apology,
but I'll accept it if he comes with me,
gets on a plane, and goes home,
because the last thing I need
is for Kourtney to be upset at me
for what's happening with Scott.
[serious music]
[whooshes]
[Kris] And those little high-tops.
-These are cute.
-[Kris] Take those.
[Khloé] Mm.
[lips smack]
Do you wanna tell me
what happened in Vegas, or no?
[Kris] Um…
What happened?
He was calling me all night.
I don't know what was going on.
It was so crazy.
Well, I heard him come home, and just,
like, "Are you drinking again, or…"
Did you ask him?
[Kourtney] Yeah. I mean, it's…
It's obvious. It's not a question.
I mean, I felt really bad
that he was getting like that
when he was on my watch.
-Well, that's not your fault. I'm just…
-Well, it's my fault for encouraging him.
[Kris] That's like saying,
"Oh, I know he's a drug addict,
but here's some drugs."
[serious music]
-You can be mad at me.
-[Kourtney] These are so cute.
I'm not mad. I'm not mad at anyone.
It's nobody's fault.
-Well, how does it make you feel?
-I could rationalize.
Like, he goes out once in a while
with his friends and whatever,
like everyone, you know,
can wanna go out or whatever.
But I did say if he was going out,
he just can't come home that night.
The frustrating part is that he goes
from, like, one extreme to the next,
and that, like, he gets on this bandwagon
of, like, "Oh, I'm gonna be this and have
this great summer" and whatever,
and then, he changes it suddenly
without even talking about it
with anybody.
[Kris] I just wish he would do things,
if at all, in moderation.
It's kind of… It's tough.
-Well, he doesn't have that capability.
-[Kris] Do you like this color?
Ultimately, Scott is responsible
for his own behavior.
But now I know, for sure,
that I would never want to put Scott
in another situation
where there's alcohol involved.
He's just, like, annoying.
[Khloé] Like you said, he's not trying.
He's not trying. He's a [bleep].
-[Kourtney] He's rude.
-All the time?
[Kourtney] No. Off and on.
Sometimes he's, like,
"Oh, my god, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to my life,"
and, "What would I do without you?" And…
"I want to change,"
and, "I want to be there for you guys."
And then, the next day, he'll be, like,
"You're showing me baby clothes?"
"Why would I care about that?"
You know? He's just…
He's literally schizophrenic.
I truly hope that Scott's Vegas binge
was just a one-time thing,
and that he really can get it together
because the baby is due soon,
and I cannot deal with this right now.
Well, you're gonna have a problem
on your hands if he keeps doing this.
It's the same old thing over and over
and over and over and over and over.
It's just, like, it's such
a roller coaster that it's frustrating.
[serious music]
[Kim] On the next
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…
I'm in Miami,
celebrating my magazine cover.
Baby number three's coming,
and you're gonna have to figure it out.
Scott is anxious and nervous
about having a third baby.
I just don't know
can I rely on you to be there.
I'll probably be there. 50-50.
[Kris] I feel like we're being followed.
Is there somebody in the backyard?
Look. Look. Look!
[Kris] I know it sounds paranoid,
but I feel like this person
has been watching us, and it's terrifying.
[Kat] So, I just got word
whoever it is might have gotten a video
of you from your closet camera.
What the [bleep]!
[birds chirping]
-[Scott] Yello!
-[Kourtney] Lord! Hey there.
-We got you a salad.
-[Scott] I just wanted a drink.
-[Khloé] So, Bruce's hair looks different.
-[Kim] Good old Bruiser.
-[Scott] The Extensionator.
-[Khloé] I think that's his real hair.
-Yeah, I think he just got it blown out.
-I just think it looks really good now.
-"Really good"?
-It's thick and lustrous.
-Like, I wish…
-[Scott] She's right.
-I think he just put product in it.
-[Khloé] His hair was really good.
All right, should I call Brian Bowen Smith
for my photo shoot?
-Sure.
-[line ringing]
[Scott] What is this photo shoot?
-A nude preggo shoot.
-[Scott] What?
[playful music]
-For, like, a porn mag?
-Yeah.
-[Kourtney] It's for Penthouse.
-I've always wished you'd be in Penthouse.
-[Brian] Hello. Hey, girl! What's up?
-Hi, Brian. It's Kourtney.
I just told Scott I'm doing
a naked pregnancy shoot.
You better bring, uh, your cameras
and a weed whacker!
-[chuckles]
-[imitates chopping]
You know, when her stomach
is hanging over things,
I don't think she realizes
how unkempt her lawn can get.
I think she forgets
that hair still grows downstairs.
What do you think?
Should we do it at my house or--
You should do it at the gynecologist's
with your legs up.
Scott said at the gynecologist
with my legs up.
[Brian] Yeah, I mean, I mean,
that's the best way to see the baby.
That's what I'm talking about.
[Brian] Obviously, we can retouch nipples
and bush or whatever…
[blows]
That's gonna be a lot of retouching.
[laughter]
[theme music]
[upbeat music]
[camera shutters clicking]
-Hey! How are you?
-Hello.
-I was… Oh!
-Another one.
-Very European. Very Europe.
-I just got back from Paris.
[Scott] Kourt told me they…
-they would come here as kids a lot.
-[Kris] All the time.
-[Scott] Yeah. I like it here.
-This was one of our go-tos.
Oh, I was gonna tell you, now that you're
newly single and running about the town…
-That's me.
-[Scott] It's time for you
to start hosting your own parties.
[pensive music]
Everybody else is doing it.
-In a club?
-[Scott] Yeah.
I've got multiple offers for you
for hosting your birthday.
"Multiple offers"?
All right, let's not say "multiple,"
but a few.
You should be hosting your birthday party.
It's your coming out party.
It's not even age appropriate for me
to go to a club and go,
-"Whoo, give me a cake!"
-First of all, what does that mean?
You're in the entertainment business.
And you're a celebrity.
So, I'm just gonna go sit up in a club
and shake my booty?
-And get paid?
-You do it for free
when you manage your girls.
-Yeah.
-You go to parties, you walk the carpet.
You might as well get paid for it
and let them come with you for once.
-[Scott] I'll go. I'll support you.
-All right.
-Will you go?
-Yeah!
[Kris] I'm a little reluctant
to host an event
because I'm used to being
the manager, not the client,
but Scott is pretty convincing.
It's in Vegas, by the way,
I didn't mention that.
Oh, easy.
-And it's at 1OAK, and they love you.
-I like it.
I always have a good time when I go
to Vegas, so it's a good opportunity.
-[Scott] I'll get you a written offer.
-As long as you'll go with me, I'm in.
That's a deal, baby.
[upbeat music]
-Hello, folks! Look how big he's getting.
-[Kourtney] I know.
Mase, this is Dr. Crane.
He was your doctor that delivered you
when you were born.
-Did you know that?
-[Mason] I know.
[Kim] You know? You remember him?
-I'm gonna see the baby, Mama.
-I know, look, we're gonna see.
-[Crane] Everything okay?
-[Kourtney] Yeah.
I feel just huge,
and I feel so much movement.
All right, that's all good.
[Kourtney] I am 37 weeks pregnant,
and I can't believe that I'm going to be
having my third baby in less than a month.
[Crane] All right, we're gonna have
a quick look at the baby.
-[Kim] See the machine?
-Uh-huh.
That's Mommy's belly.
-[Kourtney] That's his head, Mase.
-[Mason] Oh!
I really don't know
what life is like with three kids,
so I am anxious and nervous, but excited.
[Crane] So, the baby does measure
a couple weeks bigger than average.
[Kourtney] Oh, really?
[Kim] That's the baby's heart.
-[Mason] Oh?
-[Kim] That's his heartbeat.
Oh.
Everything's great. The baby's growing.
He's still a nice-size kid.
Plenty of movement.
Good breathing movements.
-So you're in good shape.
-[Kourtney] Okay.
That was cool.
[Kim] Was that cool?
[vigorous music]
[Roya] I was in 10Eleven Showroom
the other day,
and they showed me a picture of you
wearing these little Soludos shoes.
The calf-hair ones are kind of cute
'cause they're kind of like the Celine.
[Roya] Mm-hmm.
[Kourtney] Like, these perforated leather,
and then maybe, like, the leopard…
[Roya] I kind of want to start doing
a little bit more, like, accessories.
-So people can match it up a little bit.
-I would love that.
-So, belts, hats, shoes…
-[Khloé] I wanna see those.
'Cause those look like stuff me and Kim
were saying we needed in the store.
[Kourtney] I love these.
Okay, last order of business, security.
We've had a very large influx of theft.
-What?
-[Roya] In New York.
In the last, like, month.
Like, people have, like, went in
and stolen, like, two, like, torn outfits,
like, totaling, like, over
a thousand dollars, like, each,
and this has happened several times.
-How did they steal it?
-[Roya] They go in the dressing room.
You know how our dressing rooms
are, like, behind,
and then, they are, like, scooting out
of there with it in their bags.
I think people that are, like, on duty,
it's, like, their responsibility
to keep an eye.
-Like our sales employees.
-[Roya] Mm-hmm. Yeah.
This is the first time I am ever hearing
about a theft problem at DASH New York.
[Khloé] It really infuriates me,
and I really want to hold
the DASH Dolls responsible.
Part of their job is to protect
our merchandise, our store, and our brand.
[Kourtney] Should we have Kim go in
and have a talk with the girls there?
-[Khloé] I think Kim should. Why not?
-Yeah.
[lively music]
[Khloé] Here, Kylie.
You're gonna bump Jonathan's new selfie.
One, two…
-[shutter clicks]
-[Kris] Maybe don't do duck lips.
I only know how to do duck lips, and they
were Khloé lips before the duck took them.
So, listen. Who wants to go with me?
Hello? Paying attention.
Who wants to go with me
to my birthday bash in Vegas?
[playful music]
-[Jonathan] You're kidding.
-Stop!
-You're really having a birthday bash?
-Yes, Scott got me an appearance deal,
and I said I think it's
a little age inappropriate
to have a birthday party in Vegas…
So, you're gonna go,
like, do a whole thing?
Like, waving and everything,
like the kids do?
-Yeah, get up on the mic. Yeah.
-[Khloé] Waving?
-[Kylie] It's kind of weird.
-[Kris] Yeah.
[Jonathan] You're gonna wear,
like, a short dress?
-'Cause that's what the kids wanna see.
-[chuckles]
You can't wear a pantsuit.
Like, do not wear one of your executive…
Like this? This is my little
executive pantsuit.
[Jonathan] If you show up
to the club like that,
you're gonna be the manager
of the casino. There is just no way!
Like, right now, I'm ready for you
to start, like, dealing cards to us.
Can you tap… Hit. Hit me! Hit me.
Khloé, raise her.
[Jonathan gasps, laughs]
[bright music]
[Kourtney] Uh, there's, like,
scrubs to clean.
[Scott] The toothbrush?
-[Kourtney] Apparently.
-Dude.
I can use that.
[Kourtney] So, you were upset that I
don't want to shave for the photo shoot?
[Scott] Yeah, it's a little offensive.
First of all, it's lucky enough
that I can shave my legs.
There's a huge stomach here in the way.
So, like, you're asking a lot
to shave down there, but I'm down.
I just need some assistance.
Listen to me. If you were
to ask me, you would've known,
when I was 11 years old, I worked
at a barber shop for 3 days.
I can trim you up real nice.
It's gonna run you about $13.50, though.
Her bush is hanging out
like it's the '80s,
and I'm not gonna stand for that.
So, if I got to get
my hands dirty, I will.
-You're in the right place, little girl.
-You're gonna use that?
Honey, I'm gonna part you
like the Red Sea!
That thing is not going inside of me.
-You have hair growing inside of you?
-No, but, like…
The edges. You got to get
in there a little.
I don't mind doing a little swoopereeny!
-Do you want me to lay here?
-Well, let's do a before and after.
-For Insta.
-No.
Stop! I don't want a before and after.
-[Khloé] What are you doing?
-We're doing a little vageen trim.
-[Khloé] Oh, god.
-[buzzing]
-All right, can we make some moves?
-Flip around.
[Kourtney] What about this?
You guys…
I can't see anything,
so this is a lot of trust!
-Are you being serious now?
-[Kourtney] Stop!
[Khloé] This is disgusting.
Are you looking at what you're doing?
-'Cause I can't see.
-[Khloé] He's looking.
-[shaver rips]
-[Kourtney] Ow!
-You'll be all right! You'll be all right!
-You're kidding.
[Khloé] Buddy, this reminds me
of a water birth.
It almost looks like she's giving birth
to a little man
with a very hairy little head.
[Scott] You wanna take a peek?
Gorgeous.
Shines like the top
of the Chrysler Building.
All hooked up, partner. Now give me
that $13.50. Boom, there it is, guys.
-Yup.
-[Khloé] I see you, girl.
[energetic music]
-Kylie… Look at those bronzes.
-Yeah.
And look at that.
-Can I get this… this one?
-[saleslady] Sure.
-I'm gonna get that too.
-Sure, honey.
-And then, can I get that gold?
-Sure.
-Oh, should I get it too?
-Yeah, it's a good one.
[Kim] I think it might be a life-changer.
-You know what's so weird that I heard?
-Oh, I need some of this too. What?
That Mom has a, um…
[lips smack]
…club appearance, or whatever?
[plastic crinkles]
-In Vegas?
-What?
-Wait, Mom has a club appearance.
-Yeah.
-Why?
-I don't know.
But isn't that… it's kind of weird?
-It's, like, desperate.
-[Kylie] Right?
[Kim] Usually, my mom's job
is to book the nightclubs for us,
not really her job to be hosting them, so…
I just find the whole thing so weird.
-[Kylie] I think Scott set it up.
-[Kim] Of course, he did.
I'm definitely gonna try
to talk my mom out of doing this.
-[Kylie] Thank you.
-[saleslady] You're welcome.
[upbeat music]
-[Kim] Hello?
-[Kris] Hi!
You have to help me pack for Vegas.
Do you like this little number
for, like, my club appearance?
I can't believe, like, in all honesty,
that you're doing a club appearance.
I can't either. Like, who would even
want me to do a club appearance?
But Scott booked it,
and he's dying for me to do it.
-[Kris] So I said--
-Well, you need to grow some balls
and start doing things that are good
for, like, you and your image.
[Kim] I think Scott wants to book
the nightclub for his own selfish reasons.
His motivation is not really
what's in the best interest of my mom.
I think it's more like he
just wants to book my mom,
so that he gets a cut of it.
Like, I would be really worried.
If I were you, I'd really cancel.
He's gonna freak out if I cancel.
You just shouldn't have done it
in the first place.
I already felt a little bit
conflicted and uncomfortable,
and now Kim is making me feel
like this is a really bad idea.
Trust me.
[energetic music]
Monica, were you there when I did
my other pregnant shoot with Mason?
[Kourtney] And I was,
literally, just naked.
-Yeah. The photos came out really pretty.
-[Kourtney] Yeah. I love…
That's the one
your mom has up in her room.
[Kourtney] Yeah.
I did a naked pregnant photo shoot
when I was pregnant with Mason,
and I didn't get a chance
to do one with Penelope,
but I really wanted to do one again
this time, so I'm excited.
[Brian] Okay, here we go.
It's gonna happen fast.
-Ready, babe?
-Yeah.
[intense music]
There you go, right there.
That's beautiful. Don't move.
[camera shutter clicking]
Gorgeous! Beautiful! Nice.
Good, good. Chin up!
Turn your body towards me
a little bit more. Right there.
[Brian] That's beautiful! Right there.
There you go! Good. Right there.
Right there. Don't move, don't move.
Do a lot of women hate you?
[chuckles]
Let me get through here. Hi, guys.
-[Kourtney] And your car.
-Oh my goodness! Hello.
[Brian] Oh, that's really pretty,
right there. Oh, my god!
Gorgeous! Don't move!
Don't move, don't move.
[camera shutter clicking]
Seriously, so pretty.
Is one nipple supposed
to be out right now?
[Kourtney] No.
-Are you wearing underwear, or no?
-No.
-Wow, you got some balls.
-This isn't a laughing shoot.
Oh, this is an angry shoot?
You got a child in there,
for crying out loud.
-[laughs]
-[Scott] That's right.
-I didn't even know you were this pretty.
-[Kourtney] Thank you.
I learn something new every day.
[Scott] Seeing Kourtney at the photo shoot
and noticing
how well-sculpted she is downstairs
makes me really believe
that I do have more than one talent.
She does look quite amazing.
I mean, she's really got a glow to her,
so I'm pretty proud of her.
You look great.
Extra specially nice.
[Scott] If Kourt ever needs
a hand again, I'll lend it to her.
But I'll probably charge next time.
-You're gonna put clothes on?
-[Kourtney] It's a sheer thing.
-[Brian] It's see-through.
-Can't see that happening.
[upbeat music]
[footsteps]
-Hi.
-[Kris] Hi!
What's happening?
[Scott] You know,
Kris asked me to come over.
With Kris Jenner,
there's always some kind of problem.
I have no idea, really, what's going on.
I am just looking for Robert's sock
in the new Neiman Marcus
Christmas catalog.
Here they are, look!
"Arthur George," by Robert Kardashian.
-How cute. Cashmere, right here.
-[Scott] Yeah, those are nice.
-[Kris] Aren't those great?
-That's a great little item.
Um,. I'm having second thoughts
about this club appearance.
Because I really feel like…
Oh, I feel like it's a little late
for second thoughts now.
It's around the corner.
They already promoted it.
You have a billboard
of yourself on the Vegas Strip.
-I mean--
-"A billboard"?
Yeah, that's what they do
with these club appearances, they promote.
I just feel like…
Don't you think it's a little silly
for me to be at a nightclub, like, going…
-"Whoo! Happy birthday!"
-[Scott] No!
What I think is silly,
when you go to nightclubs for free,
with your daughters
when they're hosting parties,
and you stand there, as the manager.
This way, you're getting your fee
and your management fee.
You go with them. What's the difference?
Are you sure
you're not thinking more about…
-your business situation…
-[Scott] Yes, I am.
…than the way that I look
-and my reputation?
-Correct.
Now it's becoming a problem for me,
if you say no, only because
they started promoting it.
I would say, if it was two,
three weeks out,
yeah, you could cancel it.
But they already spent money and time
promoting it, and now what?
They're gonna ask for that money back
from me if you cancel.
[tense music]
[Scott] I know Kris knows better
than to back out
of a deal at the last minute.
If she ever saw one of her daughters
backing out of a deal,
she'd lose their number forever!
So the fact that she's gonna do this to me
is absolutely ridiculous.
And then, at the end of the day, we both
look bad, we both don't make money,
and we look like a bunch of flakes.
Well, I just feel
like this is a lot of pressure,
and I really, honestly feel
like you're not looking out for your mom.
Of course, I'm looking out for you!
I'm going with you, to enjoy it with you!
I pushed and pulled to get the deal done,
and now you're backing out,
and now it's making me look
completely irresponsible.
I booked you,
everybody was happy, you agreed.
And now it's more of a relationship factor
for me than money.
Well, I don't want to disappoint anybody,
but I don't wanna look
like an ass [bleep].
Well, guess what.
Now I'm gonna look like an ass [bleep]!
[tense music]
[Kris] I don't wanna look
like an ass [bleep].
Guess what. Now I'm
gonna look like an ass [bleep]!
Wouldn't you freak out
if one of your talent
pulled out at the last minute,
on a deal that you had them in?
It would be bad business, for sure.
Bad business! And you know that.
Okay. Well, now that you say it like that,
and you think I'm not
gonna look like a complete fool…
Absolutely not!
…hosting a birthday party,
at my age, in a Vegas club…
If I am still getting offers
to host parties at your age,
I will be thanking God,
because it's amazing!
[Kris] I'm not sure if it's the best idea
for me to go to Vegas,
but Scott has some really good points.
It's not gonna do anybody any good
for me to back out of this now.
I've made a commitment,
and it's my job to see it through.
-[Scott] Age is just a number!
-We'll go and have a nice, low-key night.
I don't have to do anything crazy,
-like dance on a table…
-It's 90 minutes!
[Kris] Okay.
If you dance on the table, I could
get you an extra ten grand, though.
-Let me think about it.
-No problem.
[laughs]
[lively music]
-[Sal] Hey! Finally!
-[Kim] Hey, guys!
-Hi, Sal. How are you?
-[Sal] Hi, how are you? How's everything?
-[Kim] It is so rainy.
-[Jonathan] Mwah.
This is, like, the worst weather
I've seen in months.
Ever, right?
I prefer New York when it's, like,
either snowing or, like, muggy and hot.
[Jonathan] Yeah.
Are you hungry? I'm so hungry.
-I'm literally gonna throw up.
-[Kim] I'm so hungry. Ooh, thank you.
[Jonathan] All right, tell me why
we dragged Sal out of his important job.
I brought you here because
there's been a lot of theft at the store.
[Jonathan] Stop.
Kourtney and Khloé want me
to help figure out
what's going on with the theft at DASH.
Do you know who… Anything?
Any info on, like, who could it be?
Mm-mm. We gotta figure it out.
[Kim] I thought of an amazing way.
I'm asking Jonathan and his friend, Sal,
from his security team,
to help me figure this out
and solve the problem.
I told them that we
are redoing the security system
for the theft that was going on.
I have, you're gonna die,
set up a full Sprinter,
with every security camera
you can imagine.
Wait, this is amazing.
You have a full van, like, stocked?
Yeah, so, we'll be watching you,
and we'll give you an earbud,
and we'll talk to you.
And I thought, maybe, if we sent you in
to, like, go get something
for, like, your wife.
[Sal] We'll start off
with all the conversations
and then, maybe towards the end, I'll try
to take something, see what's going on.
You're going undercover, Sal.
But this time, you're, like, the good guy.
I'm always the good guy.
[all laughing]
[bright music]
They're gonna have someone
walk you down the carpet,
and then Sean, who's your security,
will be with you too on the carpet.
Okay.
-[Scott] Hello.
-[Kris] Hey!
You're a real workaholic, let me tell you.
Do you think, Mr. Manager?
I think that the older I get,
the more I appreciate
my ability to stay alive in a club.
[Scott] I hear you. I'm getting there too.
You do… a good job with that crowd,
in that world,
and you're really good at it.
You just need to lay off the alcohol.
I wish you could get to the place
where you could have
a couple drinks and enjoy.
Me too.
[Kris] 'Cause we all get a little
out of our minds.
And that's a trait
that's not pretty for any of us.
Yeah.
I know I already committed to go to Vegas,
but I'm a little worried about Scott.
[Kris] He always gets
into a bunch of trouble.
My biggest fear
is he takes 12 steps backwards,
and really falls off the wagon.
I want Scott to know
that this is a real professional trip,
and there's gonna be no crazy drinking.
You're gonna have three little children
at home, very soon, under the age of five.
[Kris] Mason adores you.
He worships the ground you walk on.
I understand. Okay, we don't need
to take it that far, I get it.
And that's a big responsibility.
That, by the way,
could put me over the edge.
-So you're always scaring me.
-No, I don't wanna scare you.
[Kris] I wanna encourage you
to be the best that you can be.
You know, it's the people
that influence you.
-It's who you surround yourself with…
-No, it's crazy.
That kind of energy
can take you down so fast.
And we should understand, like,
what could really happen to any of us
if we were surrounded ourselves
by the wrong people.
[serious music]
[camera shutters clicking]
[Kim] I hired this team of experts
on surveillance,
and we completely rigged
the entire DASH store
in the middle of the night,
putting hidden cameras and microphones
and stuff everywhere.
Let me see this. Hold on.
How many cameras you got, first of all?
[Aaron] We got nine cameras
throughout the store.
One, of course, by the register,
one in your VIP room,
and have mics set up
by your registers here, so…
-[Kim] We can hear them?
-[Aaron] Yes.
So, Sal, this is your earbud
that you'll be putting in your ear.
[Sal] This is awesome.
[Aaron] Kim and Jonathan,
this is where you'll be speaking
into the mic to give him directions.
-[both] Okay.
-This whole world is yours now.
-I'll be stepping out.
-Thank you. Thank you.
[Kim] I have always loved investigating.
I am the best spy.
I can figure everything out.
-[Jonathan] Sal, one-two, one-two?
-Yes, all right, so you guys are ready?
-Yeah.
-[Jonathan] Get out.
This is so exciting just to see this
all finally, like, really go down.
Our spy is entering the store.
I can't wait to see what happens.
-There he is. There he is, there he is.
-[Kim] This stuff makes me so nervous.
Sal, just pretend you're in your old days
in Bay Ridge, stealing a car.
[Kim chuckles]
[Kim] None of the girls
are even paying attention to him.
[Jonathan] No one's
even asked him if he needs any help.
-[Kim] No one.
-[Sal] Excuse me. Can anybody help me?
-[doll 1] Yes.
-[Sal] I need some help.
I just wanna get, like, something
really hot for my wife.
She loves Kim. She's obsessed with her.
[playful music]
[Jonathan] Ask her why Kim
is always naked in pictures.
So does she wear more of, like, skirts or…
To be honest with you,
if she was anything like Kim,
she'd be wearing nothing.
[Kim laughs]
[Sal] I'm a joker. You can't laugh?
I know, but, "Ha, ha, ha"? No?
Where are you going?
Why, nobody likes to help me?
Do I look like a criminal or something?
[Jonathan] Oh, he's trying to steal.
I know that slow crawl.
Look, look! Look at him! Watch him,
watch him steal. Right in front of her.
[Kim] I see him putting something
in his pocket.
[Jonathan] Yeah, yeah,
he already took something!
[Kim] I get that Sal kind of scared
the girls off by being aggressive.
I know when I worked in retail,
if there was a guy
that we thought was creepy,
we'd kind of stay away from him.
But, at the very least,
if they're suspicious,
they should be keeping
a closer eye on him.
[Jonathan] I would be so mad
if this was my store.
-Like, what the [bleep].
-I am furious.
This is ridiculous. Sal is stealing things
right in front of them.
And it's like they're not even
paying attention. I'm just shocked.
[exciting music]
[tense music]
[Kim] I see him putting something
in his pocket.
[Jonathan] Yeah, yeah,
he already took something!
I would be so mad if this was my store.
Like, what the [bleep].
[DASH doll] Have a good rest
of your day, okay?
[Sal] It's been such a pleasure.
Bye, girls.
[tense music]
-[Kim] Sal… Oh, you stole this?
-One of them was behind me when I took it.
-[Sal] So it was, like, in front of them.
-So they let you steal it, you think?
[Sal] Well, if an [bleep] like me
walks in there and spoke like that,
don't you think they should watch me,
like, a little bit closer?
-Totally.
-I mean, just like…
[DASH doll] His breath smelled
like alcohol too.
Oh, his breath smelled like something!
They're talking about you.
They said your breath smelled like…
[upbeat music]
[clinking]
-Oh, hi! How are you, gorgeous?
-[Kris] Hi.
-Wow!
-I did it for you.
-This is for your birthday.
-You look hot!
-Thank you! Hi, guys.
-Hi.
I love the energy in Vegas,
and I love the way it feels
to be here. It's exciting.
-Hey!
-[Corey] You look beautiful.
And I'm really looking forward
to dinner tonight,
and then going to the club.
-[Malika] Whoa! That clutch is perfect!
-[Kris] Not bad for…
having a birthday party at the age of 140.
-[laughter]
-[Malika] Where's Scott?
I don't know.
They were seen in another hotel.
-And he doesn't know I know.
-[Malika] Oh, shocking.
[Kris] Scott's the one who set
this appearance up,
and I still haven't even seen him.
And I'm getting a little bit nervous
because I'm starting
to get texts from people
telling me that Scott's out
and about, already drinking.
And we haven't even gotten started yet.
[upbeat music]
Sal, where's that friend of yours?
Is she here?
-Yes.
-[Jonathan] Call her now. Let's go.
Hurry up. Tell her
to take a minute off work.
We sent Sal in to steal some things
and figure out how our store
was really being taken over by this theft.
[Kim] But I have a feeling that, you know,
maybe girls are stealing
when they're in the dressing rooms.
So we're gonna send in one
of Sal's friends to try it a different way
and figure out all the different angles
on how the theft can really be going on.
-[Jonathan] Hi! How are you?
-Good.
Just walk in, and, like, go couple
of things in the dressing room,
pretend you're trying it on.
"Oh, it's great, it's great.
All right, thank you."
Steal one, and then walk out.
And say, "I'll be back later."
-[woman] Okay. Okay.
-[Jonathan] That's it.
-All right. We'll be watching you.
-[woman] I'm a little nervous.
-[Sal] She's going on.
-[Kim] Yeah.
-[Jonathan] Wow, she's fast.
-[Sal] That's her?
-I didn't see her go in.
-[Kim] She's going in the dressing room.
I hope she… I hope she can pull it off.
[Kim] Look.
She's just walking out.
No one's even talking to her.
Wow.
[tense music]
[Jonathan] Oh, it's snowing fully.
I did it.
-Wow, you stole? What did you take?
-How did it go?
Wait, turn it down, Kim.
Turn that thing down.
We're done with them.
They're all getting fired.
[Kim] What did you take?
-No. No.
-This thing that I put here.
[Kim] I'm just so disappointed
in the girls.
The fact that she just walked out
with our merchandise on
without anyone seeing.
I definitely see now
that our New York store
has a huge theft problem.
I am furious.
[tense music]
[Kim] I am furious.
I'm gonna walk in there.
The girls are busted. Even though Sal
was aggressive and scared the girls off,
they should be keeping
a closer eye on him.
It's time to let them know
we've been spying on them
and watching them,
and this just isn't acceptable.
[tense music]
[Kim] Everyone, come in the back.
So…
There's been a lot of thefts.
So, last night, we had
the entire place rigged with cameras
and we've been watching you all day
from across the street in a Sprinter van.
I… Honestly, I just can't even begin
to tell you how shocked I am.
[tense music]
All right, guys. So, you do remember Sal?
Long time no see.
[Kim] Um, he works for Jonathan,
and he stood literally in front of someone
and just put it in his jacket.
[Sal] And nobody noticed.
[Jonathan] Wow.
With this much theft, we have to take it
seriously and get a better system.
[Kim] We just got to figure it out,
'cause I really, you know, think
that this store is, like, who we are.
And, you know,
I don't want to give up on it.
I wanna prove that doing
little exercises like this
and coming out and, like, meeting
with you guys really can change things.
Okay, I definitely want
to prove you right, for sure.
So I think we can all work on that
and really be on top of this theft issue.
My sisters and I have worked really hard
on our DASH store for years.
[Kim] I hope that they
take this really seriously,
and don't ever allow this to happen again.
-All right, bye, guys.
-[Sal] Bye, guys.
Man. We're gonna get going, man.
Okay, girls. See you girls later.
[dance music]
[indistinct chatter]
Can we order a drink?
[Malika] You need some personality juice.
A little character enhancer
never hurt anybody.
[upbeat music]
[Malika] Come here, Scotty.
You're sitting next to me.
So, you booked me on this event,
and you've been MIA all day long.
I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.
Aw, you're gonna be fine.
You're gonna walk in.
You're gonna do a little striptease,
you'll be all right.
Okay.
[laughter]
-[Scott] Oh, French be coming in.
-[phone ringing]
Yo, let me pop it, ki-ko!
Yo, you a Hollywood
ass mother [bleep], man.
Well, at this point,
Scott's full-on drunk.
-Scott, no! Scott!
-Oh, my god.
No, Scott!
And we haven't even gotten to the club yet
and I'm seriously worried.
I've really got to get him to slow down
or we're gonna have a huge problem.
He's been drinking
that 89 unleaded gasoline.
Don't [bleep] panic!
[tense music]
-[Scott] We're just getting started!
-You're an ass [bleep].
[tense music]
[upbeat music]
-[Kourtney] Where's our tea?
-Want me to get you some? I threw it away.
You threw it away?
Why would you throw it away?
-Where was it?
-I was cleaning up. I'm so sorry.
Where? I'll get a new straw, literally.
-I, like, poured it down the drain.
-Ugh! What a [bleep] monster!
Okay, what do you want?
-Do you want me to make you some tea?
-No.
Like, I could put tea bags in water
and put it with ice.
-No.
-Steep you some tea?
Mm-mm.
-You want me to go have--
-I just want water, actually.
I normally don't wait
on Kourtney hand and foot.
-Coconut or sparkling?
-[Kourtney] Regular.
[Khloé] But she's
eight-and-a-half-months pregnant,
so miracles happen!
[Kourtney] Ugh!
My stomach is, like, cramping.
I wonder if I should time it.
I don't think so, right?
-If you time what? Your contractions?
-[Kourtney] If it happens,
could you imagine?
Scott called me and he is drunk.
[Khloé] I don't want to tell Kourt.
She's eight-and-a-half-months pregnant.
She's stressed out.
This is the last thing that she needs.
And to be honest, I really thought
we were done with this chapter
after the Hamptons,
but, apparently, it's just gonna keep
on going and going and going.
[dance music]
-[Karen] Happy birthday, Kris!
-Thanks for coming, everybody.
-[Karen] Thanks for inviting us.
-Thank you for coming.
[cackles]
-[Corey] You all right?
-[Scott] Man!
Andre, [bleep] you!
You ain't on this side no more!
Don't tell your girlfriend you here!
So is Faye gonna get naked
on the ride home?
[Scott cackles]
I can't believe he got drunk.
No! You're flirting with me!
[Kris] But he was on such a good path.
And I knew I was gonna
get in trouble bringing him here.
Enough is enough, man!
-[Scott] That's enough!
-Scott, you need to eat something, honey.
Scott?
-Scott! Don't ignore me!
-Don't panic!
-You've got to eat something!
-Hey, it's your birthday.
I'm excited for you.
But you've been talking to me
all wrong since 1990.
-[Faye] This is getting scary!
-And now, I'm just trying to…
I'm trying to not be who I am.
[ominous music]
What?
-Told me [bleep] to take out the trash.
-What?
I love you.
Scott, Scott, you gotta…
you gotta simmer down.
Hey, you ain't got
to [bleep] put it like that.
-I don't know.
-I'm watching you.
[Kris] Scott's really crossing a line.
My prayer now is that Scott
stays funny, happy Scott,
and doesn't turn into cranky, angry Scott.
I actually cannot wait
until this night is over.
-[Scott] Yo, shall we hit the club?
-[Malika] Are you ready?
[dance music]
[girls screaming]
[DJ] Ladies and gentlemen, we have
a very special birthday in the building.
Everybody, please help me
to welcome Kris Jenner!
Happy birthday, girl!
Make some noise
for Kris Jenner in the building!
[crowd cheering, whistling]
[DJ] You've got
to help me here, Las Vegas,
in wishing a very special happy birthday
to my girl, Kris Jenner, in the building!
Happy birthday, Kris Jenner!
We're at 1OAK, and they really,
really went all out for me.
[Kris] And still, in the back of my mind,
I've got to think about Scott,
and I just hope that I don't have
to end up babysitting him all night.
Where's Scott?
[Kris] Scott?
[ominous music]
[Scott yelling]
You smack up that [bleep]!
You lock them up!
Scott! Get up here!
Scott!
[suspenseful music]
[squealing]
Scott! What are you doing?! Scott!
[wine hisses]
Don't be a [bleep]…
You owe me a [bleep] bag!
How much is that bag?
I want one tomorrow.
[Kris] I don't know what to do.
Scott's had way too much
to drink at this point,
and he's getting out of hand.
[bottle pops open]
-[wine hisses]
-[Kris] Whoa! Oh!
You [bleep] ass [bleep]!
What are you doing?
I'm sitting right there.
-Are you all right?
-What the [bleep] are you doing?
-Are you okay?
-No, you [bleep] hit me in the head.
[Kris] I have a lot of anxiety right now,
because I feel like Scott's behavior
is escalating to another level.
And I've been around way too long
to know that it doesn't always end well.
[Kris] In the head.
[Scott] Just tell me if you're okay.
-[Kris] I don't know. I don't know.
-[Scott] Tell me you're okay.
[tense music]
[tense music]
[bottle pops open]
-[wine hisses]
-[Kris] Whoa! Oh!
You [bleep] ass [bleep]!
What are you doing?
I'm sitting right there.
-Are you all right?
-What the [bleep] are you doing?
-Are you okay?
-No, you [bleep] hit me in the head.
Don't do this [bleep] to me, Scott.
What the [bleep] are you doing?
You don't [bleep] with me.
Hey. I love you.
I never meant to hurt you.
Okay?
Swear.
I am so angry with Scott right now,
and I appreciate the apology,
but I'll accept it if he comes with me,
gets on a plane, and goes home,
because the last thing I need
is for Kourtney to be upset at me
for what's happening with Scott.
[serious music]
[whooshes]
[Kris] And those little high-tops.
-These are cute.
-[Kris] Take those.
[Khloé] Mm.
[lips smack]
Do you wanna tell me
what happened in Vegas, or no?
[Kris] Um…
What happened?
He was calling me all night.
I don't know what was going on.
It was so crazy.
Well, I heard him come home, and just,
like, "Are you drinking again, or…"
Did you ask him?
[Kourtney] Yeah. I mean, it's…
It's obvious. It's not a question.
I mean, I felt really bad
that he was getting like that
when he was on my watch.
-Well, that's not your fault. I'm just…
-Well, it's my fault for encouraging him.
[Kris] That's like saying,
"Oh, I know he's a drug addict,
but here's some drugs."
[serious music]
-You can be mad at me.
-[Kourtney] These are so cute.
I'm not mad. I'm not mad at anyone.
It's nobody's fault.
-Well, how does it make you feel?
-I could rationalize.
Like, he goes out once in a while
with his friends and whatever,
like everyone, you know,
can wanna go out or whatever.
But I did say if he was going out,
he just can't come home that night.
The frustrating part is that he goes
from, like, one extreme to the next,
and that, like, he gets on this bandwagon
of, like, "Oh, I'm gonna be this and have
this great summer" and whatever,
and then, he changes it suddenly
without even talking about it
with anybody.
[Kris] I just wish he would do things,
if at all, in moderation.
It's kind of… It's tough.
-Well, he doesn't have that capability.
-[Kris] Do you like this color?
Ultimately, Scott is responsible
for his own behavior.
But now I know, for sure,
that I would never want to put Scott
in another situation
where there's alcohol involved.
He's just, like, annoying.
[Khloé] Like you said, he's not trying.
He's not trying. He's a [bleep].
-[Kourtney] He's rude.
-All the time?
[Kourtney] No. Off and on.
Sometimes he's, like,
"Oh, my god, you're the best thing
that's ever happened to my life,"
and, "What would I do without you?" And…
"I want to change,"
and, "I want to be there for you guys."
And then, the next day, he'll be, like,
"You're showing me baby clothes?"
"Why would I care about that?"
You know? He's just…
He's literally schizophrenic.
I truly hope that Scott's Vegas binge
was just a one-time thing,
and that he really can get it together
because the baby is due soon,
and I cannot deal with this right now.
Well, you're gonna have a problem
on your hands if he keeps doing this.
It's the same old thing over and over
and over and over and over and over.
It's just, like, it's such
a roller coaster that it's frustrating.
[serious music]
[Kim] On the next
Keeping Up with the Kardashians…
I'm in Miami,
celebrating my magazine cover.
Baby number three's coming,
and you're gonna have to figure it out.
Scott is anxious and nervous
about having a third baby.
I just don't know
can I rely on you to be there.
I'll probably be there. 50-50.
[Kris] I feel like we're being followed.
Is there somebody in the backyard?
Look. Look. Look!
[Kris] I know it sounds paranoid,
but I feel like this person
has been watching us, and it's terrifying.
[Kat] So, I just got word
whoever it is might have gotten a video
of you from your closet camera.
What the [bleep]!