Just Roll with It (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 11 - Just Roll With It: You Decide LIVE! - full transcript
Halloween-themed special follows the Bennett-Blatt family as they set out to reverse an evil curse and encounter a variety of strange characters and spooky trick-or-treaties along the way.
[cheering and whooping]
Hi! We're coming to you live
from Los Angeles, California.
-I'm Ruby Rose Turner.
-I'm Ruth Righi.
And it is your boy Issac Ryan Brown.
If you can't tell from our costumes,
we're doing a special Halloween episode
of Just Roll With It...
-[in unison] You Decide Live!
-[cheering]
-[Issac] They live back there!
-Right.
Everything you see...
Every stunt, every decision...
-Is happening live, like, right now.
-If anything goes wrong,
you'll see this guy,
our Technical Difficulty Dinosaur.
[upbeat Halloween music playing]
-Yes!
-Get it! Get it! Get it!
But...
[in unison] Whoa!
-Yes.
-Hopefully, we don't need him.
We're not expecting
technical difficulties.
Get out of here and work on that floss.
Usually the studio audience votes
on what happens to the cast in scenes,
but tonight, you, the viewers at home,
get to vote, too.
All you have to do is open up
the DisneyNOW app
and tap on
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live
on the home screen
to be a part of the show.
If you don't have the DisneyNOW app,
ask your parents to download it.
We're live everywhere.
We're live in Austin, Texas!
Hi, Austin!
[cheering]
[Issac]
Raleigh, North Carolina. 'Sup, Raleigh?
-[Ruth] Hi!
-[Issac] Raleigh.
[Ruby] Las Vegas, Nevada.
Hey, Vegas. How you doing?
We're even live in Times Square
in New York City, okay?
Okay!
What's up, New York?
Tonight, we're getting
in the Halloween spirit.
Which means this episode
is full of tricks and treats
and ghosts and ghouls.
And surprises for the cast,
including a secret musical performance.
The cast has been banned from watching TV
all week so they couldn't see the promos.
They're wearing
noise-canceling headphones,
so they can't hear a word we're saying.
They don't know what we're about to do.
It's not just about the big votes.
There will also be mini votes in the app.
When you see this icon on your screen.
When your phone plays this sound...
[chimes]
...that means it's time to vote.
The option with the most votes
will play out live,
so keep the app open throughout the show
so you don't miss out.
You can even choose something
that happens in our first scene right now.
Listen for the sound in the app,
then vote.
Y'all don't like to listen,
so go give it a try.
While voting, let's welcome
the cast of Just Roll With It...
[in unison] You Decide Live!
[theme music playing]
-[audience cheering]
-Yeah! Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
Whoo!
[Tobie] Thank you!
Yeah!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[all cheering and whooping]
-This is our Halloween...
-Yeah.
This is our Halloween special,
and we are live,
which means--
[audience cheers]
Hey! Hey!
Which means you are hearing this
the exact second I'm saying it!
Oh. So, no one can stop me from saying...
Hey, Sarah Watson.
Guess who's on TV now.
Bet you feel dumb for dumping me
at the fall dance in fourth grade.
I don't see Tyler Bennigan on TV.
I guess Mr. Captain-of-the-Baseball-Team
isn't so cool now.
I don't think that's an appropriate way
to use live television.
That's not a good look.
But you know what is a good look?
This exclusive
Ragin' Kaylin Hayman merchandise.
We've got shirts, hats, cell phone cases--
Stop. Shameless self-promotion
is not what tonight's about.
Suzi. No, that's right.
This is what tonight's about.
[audience cheering and applauding]
When you hear this sound...
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
...you, our viewers at home, get to vote
on what happens to us in scenes.
And no matter what, we'll have to...
[all] Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
Yeah!
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[Tobie] Welcome to
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
[theme music playing]
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
You Decide Live!
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ O, Halloween
O, Halloween ♪
♪ Our lonely village praises ye ♪
♪ Please spare us
Your horrid wrath and-- ♪
Owen. Owen. What are you doing?
Uh, putting the finishing touches
on my Halloween shrub.
Grab a fistful of spiders and help.
I'm gonna regret asking,
but what's a Halloween shrub?
You've never heard of a Halloween shrub?
Next thing you're gonna tell me
is you've never heard
of the Prince of Bones.
Prince of what?
You know, His Dark Majesty?
Third in line to the bone throne,
zooms around the world with his
all-seeing evil eye on Halloween night,
scouring the realm
for those lacking Halloween spirit?
Any of this ringing a bell?
-Where did you hear all this stuff?
-Uh, from that teacher they fired.
Help me out.
This string of ghosts
ain't gonna hang itself.
-Wow, that's heavy.
-I know the perfect place for this.
Blair, what are you doing?
It's tough love.
Right now you're a slightly annoying geek.
You're close
to becoming a full-blown dork.
Mom and Byron made me promise
that when we get to high school,
-I'd find you a prom date.
-[laughs]
Very funny. But I'm not gonna let
your negative nancy attitude
ruin this holiday
the way you ruined National Pancake Day.
Uh, and me and the rest of my anime club
decided to have a movie night sleepover
instead of going to prom.
No one can turn us down if we never ask.
-Oh, no!
-What's wrong?
I remembered,
sometimes when I talk to you,
it goes on and on forever
and is real boring.
Gotta go.
[groans] Gotta stop talking to Owen.
[groans] Been there. He's still going on
about the Prince of Bones?
Yep.
I had to get the school
to fire that teacher.
Okay. We're live.
Welcome to a special
Halloween episode of...
[women on recording]
Byron and Gator in the morning
[woman screams on recording]
Okay. That's a cool scream.
-That's new.
-[Blair] That's new.
I'm Byron Blatt. With me, as always,
is my trusty sidekick, the Gator!
Chomp, chomp, Akron, Ohio!
And helping us out
is my stepdaughter, Blair.
"And since tonight is Halloween,
we have a very unusual guest joining us.
Her name is Betsy Hag,
and she claims to be a real-life ghost."
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
Already!
-Already.
-Already?
It's so early.
Thank you.
[chiming]
[Issac] Three choices.
What does Byron's radio guest say she is?
A witch, a vampire or a werewolf?
Oh! That's our first foghorn.
So, go to the DisneyNOW app
and vote on what Betsy Hag says she is.
-What would you choose?
-Ooh, definitely witch.
Werewolf. Vampire 'cause they have
really cool fangs.
-I can't decide.
-So hard.
-Let's see what Issac's up to.
-Yeah.
They was like, "The whole thing is live."
I was like, "They ain't about to--"
Oh, we're live. Headphones off.
The headphone? The headphone.
I'm with the cast who has no idea what you
are voting on or what's about to happen.
-What do y'all think?
-I don't know, really.
I really don't know. It's so early.
Something's gonna happen to Betsy Hag,
but I don't know what.
-Don't know? What about y'all?
-I just-- Go ahead.
All week they rehearsed with him
having a guest. Maybe a different guest?
Different guest?
Time to get back up there.
Y'all gotta go. Go ahead.
All right, good luck! Y'all gonna need it!
Find out what happens to the cast soon.
Hey, why don't we check in with one
of our viewing parties in Austin, Texas?
Hey, Austin!
Now what do you think?
Witch, werewolf, or vampire?
The votes are in. I'm excited.
Let's see what you picked.
We're gonna start with a brand-new line
on a card that you're gonna read.
To the point
where you normally describe the ghost,
we're gonna give you a different line,
and you're gonna have a new card
that has a new question from Rachel.
-Okay.
-Got it? Have fun.
[Issac]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
-We're starting? We starting?
-[woman] Action!
"Since tonight is Halloween,
we have a very unusual guest joining us.
Her name is Betsy Hag,
and she claims to be a real-life vampire!"
-Sit here?
-No, uh...
Welcome, Miss Hag.
Thank you so much for coming down today.
Thank you for having me.
Uh, now, you messaged us,
claiming that you are a real-life,
actual vampire.
Can you talk about that?
Well, as far back as I can remember,
I've...
I've always been a vampire.
Okay. But, uh, you know,
you don't look much like a vampire. Ahem.
And how, may I ask, do you think
vampires are supposed to look?
[Byron] Well...
Well, you know, they, like, have fangs.
And, you know, turn into bats.
Vampire sort of stuff.
Oh, well, let me guess. You've watched
a couple of TV shows about vampires
-and think that's how we all are?
-Look, we didn't mean to like--
You think that because I'm a vampire,
I have to have fangs,
I have to creep out at night,
I can't be in the daylight and get my tan?
Oh, no, no. I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.
I wanna know how many vampires
you've met. How many?
Well, none.
[Hag] Exactly!
Byron, Blair, can you guys
not anger the vampire, please?
I'm scared.
I did not come on this program
to be ridiculed.
We don't mean to ridicule you.
We just wanna--
Halloween is a serious holiday.
And it must be taken seriously.
Uh, I don't know how serious it is.
It's just two hours a year when it's okay
-for strangers to give you candy.
-Yes, thank you. [laughs]
You're laughing.
I'll see if you're laughing
when I put my ancient vampire curse
on you.
Oh, no, the ancient ones
are the hardest to undo.
Habba-labba ding-dong,
habba-labba doo.
This little vampire puts a curse on you.
Habba-labba ding-dong? What?
[both laughing]
Keep laughing, keep laughing.
But until you learn
the true meaning of Halloween,
these three things will happen to you.
One!
[dramatic sting plays]
Your most prized possession
will be destroyed! [cackles]
[dramatic sting plays]
Two!
Your inner, deepest secret
will be revealed!
-[dramatic sting plays]
-[gasps]
And three!
The entire country will turn against you!
-[cackling]
-[dramatic sting plays]
[cackling continues]
[coughs]
Happy Halloween, losers. Ha!
[gasping]
What was that? [chuckles]
That did not happen in rehearsal.
Uh... [laughs nervously]
-Um...
-Uh...
Sorry about that, guys.
I'm so-- Once again, another guest
has stormed out of the studio
and put a vampire curse on us.
We'll be back with the weather.
[women on recording]
Byron and Gator in the morning
[woman screams on recording]
-What was that?
-Why are you making fun of our guest?
Especially one that probably
has a lot of pull
-with the Prince of Bones!
-Come on, that kook was a grade-A weirdo.
I mean, she thought she was a vampire.
Why didn't you stick to the questions
I prepared?
Questions like this?
"Since you hate garlic, we were wondering
if you could please take us through
how many seasons a typical Italian meal--"
Boring!
No offense, but I really think
I'm better off on my own.
-Excuse me?
-I need to be free to just riff.
I'm a radio personality.
I can't be contained.
I prepared those questions
to contain the part of your personality
that makes guests storm off your show
and put curses on our family.
Ancient curses, curses of yore.
Wait a minute. Rachel, don't tell me
you believe in curses.
Well, I don't not believe in curses.
I'm not sure.
-I'd rather not chance it.
-I can't believe it.
-You believe in curses.
-No.
I'm the reasonable parent.
I never get to be the reasonable parent.
Ha. Uh...
Don't you think there are things out there
that we can't explain. Aliens. Spirits.
How to have a casual conversation
with other students at a mixer.
Part of the problem
is you call it a mixer.
It's lunch!
Come on. You don't believe
in anything supernatural?
No. Life isn't that interesting.
You're born, go to school,
get some sort of job,
watch TV for a couple decades,
then you're out of here.
Bang, bang, boom. Simple.
Your Bone Prince isn't real.
Uh, please forgive her, oh, bony one.
Spare our crops and young.
She does not speak for us all!
You guys watch way too many movies.
[grunting]
-What's happening to me?
-[yelling]
It's the curse!
What do we do?
What do we do?!
[laughing]
Curses?
You guys are too much.
Well, that's why I bring
a spare pair of undies to work.
[theme music playing]
Another mini vote is ready
on the DisneyNOW app.
-Get your votes in.
-And we have a cool surprise coming up.
Yeah, I love this one.
-Okay, should we tell them?
-Of course.
Okay. All week long,
the cast has been rehearsing
the next scene with one actor,
but what they don't know
is that actor has an identical twin.
We're gonna use that to mess with them.
Wait until you see what our next vote is.
It's crazy.
It's kind of messed up.
-I'd be very angry if it happened to me.
-Seriously.
We'll be right back with more...
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
[Issac] You won't wanna miss what's next.
It's gonna be straight fire.
[theme music playing]
Owen, Blair?
You guys ready to go trick-or-treating?
I'm ready!
Uh, what are you supposed to be
dressed up as?
Mom and I always go trick-or-treating
as our favorite mythical creature,
the horse.
And this year, I was gonna finally
get to be the front half,
but then Mom got this new boyfriend,
and he wants them to go together
as A-Rod and J. Lo.
Tell people you're a melted horse.
It's much less sad.
So, uh, are you supposed to be
one of those fancy computers
everyone's so excited about?
What? I'm my favorite president
Martin Van Buren?
-What's with all the blinky stuff?
-My safety gear for trick-or-treating.
I have a reflective vest
so I can be seen by car headlights.
A couple flashing LED lights
in case their headlights aren't on.
Shoulder pads, knee pads,
turtle shell armored shirt,
and safety helmet in case all those fail.
I'm ready, let's go.
-Uh, Blair, where's your costume?
-You're looking at it.
Owen's going as Van Halen. But...
-Who are you going as?
-A kid with a carton of eggs
who wants candy and has nothing to lose.
I think people will get the message.
Okay, breathe deep.
Don't let Blair's bad attitude
ruin Halloween.
That's what she wants.
Your anxiety makes her stronger.
I need to gather some supplies
for our night out.
I need toilet paper, rotten cabbages,
and a fake ID
in case the Five-O catches me.
Ahem. Uh, I'd like to take a moment
to teach you all the harmonies
for the songs we're gonna be
singing while trick-or-treating.
First one goes...
♪ Oh, we're spooky, spooky kids
We're coming to your door ♪
♪ We'd like to get some candy
Then we'd like to get more-- ♪
Stop. Stop.
How many of these dumb songs
do you want me to learn?
Uh, 17. One for each house.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass. I'm not doing
your weird Prince of Bones stuff.
Don't say singing is weird, Blair.
His spooky majesty hears and sees all.
He controls all.
Every time you're trick-or-treating
and you get raisins instead of candy,
that's the Prince of Bones.
[yelps]
You can't seriously believe
this Prince of Bones stuff is real.
I can't 100% prove
that the Prince of Bones exists.
But you can't 100% prove he doesn't exist.
And the burden of proof is on you.
Knock it off with this Halloween nonsense.
It's not even a legit holiday.
-Take that back. Say you're sorry!
-I never say sorry. Never, I tell you!
[Byron] Who's yelling in this house?
I'm sorry.
[laughing]
Hey. I'm going as the baby father.
Interesting choice.
Seriously, I can't believe
you're my legal guardian.
[Byron] I mean, shoot!
-I'm pulling off the legs, too.
-[Owen] The baby--
The... Blair's got a bad attitude,
and she's ruining Halloween.
Owen's got a corny attitude,
making Halloween lame.
I want you kids to work together.
You're family.
That's what families do.
They help each other.
-Need help with this?
-I don't need your help. Never do.
Have fun trick-or-treating. Wait a minute.
Blair, why aren't you dressed up?
Uh... I... am.
I'm... egg woman! She's from a comic book.
Old people don't know about her yet. Bye.
-What's this?
-Treats I prepared
-for the kids who come to the door.
-"In lieu of candy this year,
we have made a donation in your honor
to a charity."
Rachel, these kids
are gonna bury this house in toilet paper!
I know I'm going out on a limb here,
but I think the kids will appreciate it.
After all, putting others
before yourself is lit.
Mm... No, no, no, Rachel.
On Halloween, kids are candy crazy.
If they knock on our door
and we don't have the goods...
-[groans]
-Oh, what?
They might spit on our door knob.
Byron, just like you don't need my help
at the radio station,
I don't need your help here, okay?
-I'm cute, right?
-Yeah.
Okay.
I see what this is about.
-This is still about that. Okay.
-Maybe.
Halloween is gonna be
a bit chillier this year.
-Chillier for you.
-I know, my legs are cold.
-My legs are cold.
-[doorbell chimes]
-Trick-or-treat.
-Here.
-Pick something from the goody basket.
-What are these? Letters?
No, uh, instead of giving out candy,
which reinforces poor eating habits,
I'm giving out fun envelopes
full of surprises.
Oh! Lucky you,
that's one of the cash prizes.
That is a check for 75 cents.
-What?
-Uh...
A promissory note, as good as real money.
Take that to the bank,
your bank teller will deposit 75 cents
right into your account.
Yeah, I know what a check is, lady.
I just don't wanna go all the way
down to the bank for 75 cents.
Thanks for giving me errands.
Anything else you need while I'm out?
Pick up dry-cleaning?
Drive Mother to the airport?
-No.
-Hey, Jacob, Todd!
This crazy old dingbat
is giving out checks!
Let's go get the toilet paper.
Turn on the sprinklers. We have incoming.
Relax. I'll give them this bag of sugar
and call it even.
See? You need me around to save the day.
-I--
-Byron Blatt,
you have sentenced your entire family
to unspeakable doom.
Look, I didn't stuff the envelopes.
That was all Rachel's idea.
Here's a bag of sugar. Don't TP my house.
You should not have mocked Betsy Hag
on your show.
Now you are all in mortal danger.
Ha, ha. Very funny. Thanks for listening
to the show. Get out of here.
-She listens to my show. Cool.
-Pulling in a younger demo.
-Cool.
-We got her.
Miss Hag has charged me
with delivering a message.
-You ain't right!
-Listen to me!
Miss Hag has charged me
with delivering a message.
[Byron] No, thank you!
Hard pass on messages
from whack jobs in this house!
Bye!
How'd she get up there?
That was not like rehearsal.
-Did we leave a ladder outside?
-Goodness.
-Yeah, no.
-Let's lock that--
-[screams]
-How did you do that again?
As I was saying,
the message is as follows.
[Byron & Rachel yelling]
-No!
-Are you kidding me?
The curse Betsy Hag
has placed upon your family...
-begins... now!
-Begins... now!
[foghorn blows]
-What?
-What?
What?
Whoa.
-That's not fair. They're twins.
-[Byron] They're twins.
They're twins.
What?
[Ruth] Okay, time to decide what destroys
Byron's prized possession.
A grand piano, a safe or a refrigerator.
Go on the DisneyNOW app
and get your votes in.
I can't wait to see what they pick.
-I love this show!
-I know. We get to wreck things.
I was dying when those twins popped out
and scared Byron and Rachel.
Oh, they're gonna have nightmares tonight.
Forget them,
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
[Issac] Looks like the votes are in.
Let's see what you chose.
Okay. Take them off.
There's a new line of dialogue
the twins are gonna say.
You're just gonna listen to them, react,
watch the TV there,
and then when we cue you,
you'll start the scripted scene
with your line,
-"The curse is real."
-Okay.
-Got it? All right.
-Okay.
[Ruth]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
It was so good.
[woman] Action!
The curse Betsy Hag
has placed upon your family
-begins... now!
-Begins... now!
Behold.
'Sup, losers? It's Betsy Hag.
You're about to get cursed up!
[cackling]
How'd she hack my TV?
I don't know.
Maybe she can get us free cable.
Remember how I said I was going to destroy
your most prized possession?
Well, check out this honker.
[Byron] No, that's my car!
Yeah. That's my car.
-That is your car.
-That's my car.
Byron, I just washed it. Like that.
I don't know if you've been watching
the weather report.
If not, you're in for a huge surprise
because the forecast calls
for a chance
of scattered refrigerator showers.
[cackles]
[Byron yells]
That's your license plate.
-That's your license plate.
-Is that for real?
Seriously, is that my car? I--
[Byron yelling]
Is that my car?
Can we see this again, in slow motion?
[Byron] No motion!
-[Rachel] Look where your hubcap--
-[Byron] My hubcap fell off!
Oh, sorry about your car, loser!
Don't worry.
You can probably buff that out.
Although, you might not be able
to buff out the next part.
I'd go outside and check on your car
if I were you.
Evil twins, show them the way!
What?
-Uh...
-Oh, man, I don't like--
What is this?
-[Hag cackling]
-I do not like this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
It started when the one person
turned into twins.
-[Byron] My stomach...
-[Hag cackling]
Nothing good happens outside.
Oh, my goodness.
-Where are we going?
-Is this where you parked?
Ladies and gentlemen,
coming all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada,
-you know him, you love him...
-[Byron] What is this?
...and he loves to eat cars,
Robosaurus!
[Byron] Oh, my goodness.
I didn't even see that thing.
Where did it come from?
Is that a robot? I didn't even know
we had a robot down here.
-Oh!
-Whoa! [groans]
Come on!
-[Rachel] What?
-[Byron] That's, for real, my car.
-[Rachel] That's your car.
-[audience chanting] Robo! Robo!
-Robo! Robo!
-[Byron yells]
Oh, my goodness!
[Byron yells]
Be careful with it!
-They don't pay you enough for this.
-Come on! Come on.
Come on!
-Oh, my goodness.
-What!
He, like, playing with it.
He's still-- Oh!
Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
And that's only the first part
of my super awesome radical curse.
We still got two more of these bad boys
coming at you. Hag out.
[cackling]
-The curse is real.
-The curse is real.
-We gotta go get the kids.
-Come on.
-Uh, we'll take my car.
-Come on.
Great. That's the only car we can take.
[theme music playing]
[Issac] I cannot believe Robosaurus
just destroyed Tobie's car!
Let's check in with the fans.
What do you think, Raleigh?
Man, they are loving it.
But this guy, not so much.
-Tobie, how you feeling?
-Uh...
-Man, I'm super sad.
-They destroyed your whole whip.
-Bro.
-The whole thing, man.
-I'm speechless.
-Suzi--
-Are you relieved it wasn't your car?
-I wish it was. I'd like a new car.
-Maybe they'd buy me one.
-Well, Tobie,
I've got good news.
Uh, that wasn't your real car.
The producers found one
that looks just like it. Your car is safe.
-Show me now.
-I don't got the car.
The producers got the car.
I have news for you guys.
-I was hoping for a new one.
-Check your phones.
There's another mini vote waiting.
You will not wanna miss the next big vote
on Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
Yeah.
♪ We go a-trick-or-treating
Oh, unworthy we may be ♪
♪ We cannot hide
Because there is no place that I can see ♪
Owen, people can see us!
Please don't be yourself in public.
Be someone cooler!
Let's go see Mrs. Polapamus.
She's the sweetest old lady
and loves trick-or-treaters.
She's 70. It's gonna be old people candy
like cough drops and dental floss.
-Let's skip her.
-We're not skipping her.
It's our job to spread
the spirit of Halloween.
Mrs. Polapamus could use some cheering up.
She lost two of her cats
and now she's down to seven.
-Trick-or-treat!
-Trick-or-treat.
Why, hello, Owen.
Or should I say President Van Buren.
Hi, Mrs. Polapamus.
Sorry to hear
about Mr. Peanut and Frazier.
It's been a rough couple months.
But luckily, I still have Buttons,
Fatso, Boots, Marley,
Jamiroquai, Mr. Fuzzykins--
Skip ahead to the part
where you cough up the candy.
-Mama's egg-flinging arm is getting itchy.
-Oh, who are your friends, Owen?
You're obviously a melted horse.
-But what are you dressed as?
-I'm a businesswoman.
And it's time to get down to business.
Candy. Bag. Chop-chop.
I don't appreciate back talk,
Little Miss Sassy.
Owen, I am disappointed
in your choice of friends.
You kids today don't know anything
about respect.
It all started with your
violent video games and your trap music.
Yeah, excuse my sister. She means well.
Let me put this in a way
you Zoomers might understand.
Here's the tea and the receipts.
I'm gonna put you on blast.
You're hashtag "canceled." Bye, Felicia.
-Good thing about these eggs, huh?
-Blair, stop.
Halloween's my favorite day of the year,
and you're ruining it.
Just like you ruin every holiday.
I don't ruin holidays.
I make them awesome.
Maybe for you, but not me.
I have my ways I like to do things.
-Yeah, but your ways are boring.
-I liked how things were before.
-Before what?
-Before you were my sister!
Yikes.
'Sup, losers? It's Betsy.
That's the vampire lady.
Ah! You guys are on your own!
Egg woman, Van Halen, I'm out of here!
I'm interrupting
your regularly scheduled programming
to bring you this important announcement.
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
Oh, wow. Okay.
Oh, wow.
[Ruby] Time to vote. You get to choose
whose darkest secret is revealed.
Blair or Owen!
You heard that foghorn. Now, time to go
to the DisneyNOW app and vote.
Ruth, whose darkest secret
do you think will be revealed?
-Blair's or Owen's?
-I don't know, I'm just glad it's not me.
-Same.
-I'd die of embarrassment
if my darkest secret ever got out.
-You mean about--
-Hold it.
Oh, look,
it's the Technical Difficulty Dinosaur!
[upbeat Halloween music playing]
[Ruby] Yeah.
-Yeah, dinosaur, yeah.
-[Ruth] Nice move.
Bye, bye, bye.
All right, guys. So, y'all will not
believe who I found backstage.
I got Mrs. Polapamus back there, y'all.
Uh, Mrs. Polapamus has a secret.
Yeah, she's not actually an old lady.
She's one of the stars of Bunk'd.
You wanna show yourself?
-Hold these? Thank you.
-I'll hold it.
Miranda May!
What's up, my man?
Miranda...
-Hi, guys!
-They love you.
Thank you so much for being here today.
Were you nervous about being on live TV?
A little, but it's so fun. It was exciting
to know if I was gonna mess up,
it was gonna be as her, not as me. Um...
A lot of fun.
All right, looks like the votes are in.
Let's see what you guys chose.
[Ruby]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
[woman] Action!
It has come to my attention
that this girl...
I don't like this.
This rotten little girl
who lives and walks among you,
did you know
she farts every time she sneezes?
[cackles]
[laughs]
That's right, everyone. She snarts.
She's a snarter.
Every time this little girl sneezes,
she squeaks out a hot snart.
So, beware, she could have a snart
brewing up inside of her right now.
[Owen] She really puts emphasis.
That's not my darkest secret.
And who cares?
Lots of people probably do that.
Oh, but, Blair...
So, everyone
should keep their eyes peeled.
If you see her,
you should run her out of town
and call her Princess Sneezy Farts.
That would be funny
if people called you that, though.
-Like, they'll be, "What's up?"
-Thanks.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
And to make sure that as many people know
about this nasty little girl as possible,
I'm showing her face on a billboard
in Times Square...
right now! [cackles]
[Blair] Wait, what?
-Really? Wh--
-[Owen] No.
-[Blair] Wait. What? No.
-[Owen] No...
Wh-- No way!
[Owen laughing hysterically]
-Is that really in Times Square?
-No way!
Are you--?
-That's awesome.
-That's pretty good.
Oh, we can't go to Times Square
for a while.
-Guess not.
-We gotta let the-- Let it die.
-There you are.
-We've been looking for you.
We think the curse is real.
My car was eaten by a robot dinosaur.
-Yeah.
-Not your--
-Not your car!
-Yeah.
Yes, his actual, real-life car.
-The dinosaur?
-Yeah. Yeah.
The TV show, the ghost lady,
and she's telling everyone
our darkest secrets.
What's-- You fart when you sneeze?
-Okay, no. I--
-That's in Times Square.
-No one needs to know that.
-Explains so many smells in our house.
No one needs to know that.
-I was wondering.
-Well, it was--
It was on our phones, too.
She hacked into everything.
We think the curse is real.
We've gotta find Betsy Hag, and you two
need to apologize to her. Right now!
Well... she lives in the old haunted house
at the edge of town.
What are the odds that the ghost lady
would live in a haunted house?
The quickest way
is through the abandoned graveyard.
Again, what are the odds?
She's a vampire by the way, not a ghost.
-Come on.
-Let's go.
Well, guess I gotta go get killed now.
[theme music playing]
Wow, that was definitely a dark secret.
She must be so embarrassed.
Can we cut back to that live?
Oh, my gosh.
Definitely very embarrassing.
Maybe not that many people saw it.
There's only eight million people
that live in New York City.
Plus the tourists.
And not to mention all these people.
Hi, guys.
We've got a musical performance coming up
that the cast has no idea about.
And make sure your DisneyNOW app
is open to vote.
Our final vote is coming up next.
It's gonna be super messy.
Keep watching...
[in unison]
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
This is cool. I'm gonna
hang out here a lot when I'm teenager.
Yeah. You're not.
You can hang out here when you're dead,
and not a moment earlier.
Oh, man.
The more I think about it,
maybe this isn't a curse at all.
Maybe it's just all
some crazy coincidence.
-Could be.
-Could be.
-Maybe.
-I don't know.
[rumbling]
-[Rachel] What?
-[Owen] Whoa.
-No.
-[Blair] What?
This only happened in my dream.
[Byron] Whoa.
No, this is a curse.
This is a classic curse.
-Ancient curse.
-Yeah.
-Do they have no neck control? Like it's--
-Yeah.
[all yell]
[Owen] Okay.
Bennett-Blatt family.
Betsy Hag awakened me to inform me
that you are now halfway
through the curse.
If you know anything about ancient curses,
you know they come with...
a halftime show.
Hit it, zombies.
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the, callin' all the
Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Heart thumps and you jump ♪
♪ Comin' down with goose bumps ♪
♪ You didn't go there ♪
♪ I'ma, I'ma get you so scared ♪
♪ We're wanting to, we're haunting you ♪
♪ We're wanting to, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Gonna get your body shakin' ♪
♪ Wishin' you could just awaken
Here we go ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ If you're only dreamin' ♪
♪ Why I hear you screamin' ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the, callin' all the
Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ We might just bite
Underneath the moonlight ♪
♪ More fun if you run ♪
♪ I'm, I'm already chasin' ♪
♪ We're wanting to ♪
♪ We're haunting you ♪
♪ We're wanting to, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Gonna get your body shakin' ♪
♪ Wishin' you could just awaken ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Gonna dance, yeah ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Gonna dance, yeah ♪
♪ They're comin' to get you ♪
-♪ If you're only dreamin' ♪
-♪ Dreamin' ♪
♪ Why I hear you screamin'? ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Oh, whoa ♪
♪ Gonna dance, we're comin' to get you ♪
Yo!
Yo, now, y'all see my knees buckling
because that performance was incredible.
I am not going to be able to get that song
out of my head.
-What up, Issac?
-Kylie.
Yo, that performance was awesome.
Can you show me those moves you was doing?
-Oh, yeah.
-This one?
-The crick in the neck.
-More in the neck. You've got it.
I kind of got it? Okay. All right.
Let's get her out of here.
Give a round of applause for Kylie.
-Thank you!
-Great job.
And let's see what Betsy Hag has in store
for the Bennett-Blatts right now.
[spooky music playing]
-Uh, hello?
-Miss Hag, spirit ghost ma'am?
At least the house is terrifying.
That's good.
-Oh, dear.
-Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
-Way to--
-[Byron laughs nervously]
Are they eating dinosaur?
-This makes me wanna be a vegetarian.
-Yeah. Right.
Well, we gotta find her--
[all yelling]
[gasping]
-Y'all all right?
-Oh, my.
-Wait. No--
-No, no.
-Okay. Well...
-Oh...
-Oh, wow.
-[hisses]
[Blair] Wow.
Hello, losers!
[dramatic sting plays]
She a real vampire.
-She sure is.
-Yeah.
Henchmen, put the--
It's hench people.
My bad, my bad. Very insensitive.
Right now, hench people, people,
put them on the rack!
-All right, okay.
-Hey.
-Yeah.
-Oh, my go--
-All right, I'm going.
-Take it, take it.
[Byron]
I got a bad feeling about this rack.
[Rachel] Yep. We got goggles on the rack.
Lots of candy.
-Yes.
-[Blair] Goggles are never good.
I made this rack for you.
[all whimpering]
-Okay.
-Okay.
Betsy Hag,
we just wanted to come over to say hi
and tell you how sorry we are
for all the things Blair said.
Too little, too late.
You're only here to apologize
because you know that my curse is real.
No. No, no, no.
We were just coming by because we wanted
to apologize for teasing you,
but if you wouldn't mind removing
the curse, that would be cool, too.
Nice try, losers.
[laughs]
And now to turn the entire country
against you.
The device you're connected to
is also connected
to a couple of punishments.
[cackles]
-Punishments?
-Yes, punishments.
Things like a confetti blast or...
Oh, I don't know, maybe pumpkin guts.
Spooky sparks is one of my favorites,
to be honest. I love them.
And a splat-o-pult.
I am going to magically broadcast this
into every household in the country.
And I'm putting your fate
in the people's hands.
Anyone who's watching this broadcast
can open the app on their phone
and control my punishment device.
Keep tapping the punishment you wanna see,
and we'll trigger the ones
with the most votes.
Go to your phones now.
The machine is live!
[cackling]
Bennett-Blatt family!
Please go ahead and make your case
to the people at home.
Tell them why you should not be punished.
[yelling]
-Why y'all wanna do that to me?
-We're so nice.
I'm a baby! I'm a baby!
Don't do this to me!
-I'm a president. I'm President Van Buren!
-[Hag] Spooky sparks!
Don't forget about the spook--
And now I'm going to complete my curse,
and make one of you...
disappear!
I guess I'll do it.
I can't see, hold up.
-What are you--? What?
-It's...
It's okay. Let them go. Make me disappear.
No, no one is disappearing today, okay?
Blair, what are you doing?
It's okay.
I was the one making fun of her.
Besides, now you'll get your wish.
Things'll be like how they were
before I was your sister.
I didn't mean that. It was something
I said because we were fighting.
Well...
It hurt my feelings.
I'm so sorry.
But in my defense, up to this point,
I didn't know you had feelings.
Yeah. Yeah, me either.
This has been a really weird day.
I love having you as my sister.
As much as it drives me crazy,
-you make things more interesting.
-I like having you as my brother.
I'm sorry I ruined your Halloween.
I may think it's silly,
but I should've respected
it means a lot to you.
[sobbing]
Oh, take them off the rack.
Get down, get down.
We can go?
Yes, I just wanted you to learn
the true meaning of Halloween.
And, uh, what is that, exactly?
That peoples' lives are boring.
So, the government put holidays in places
to break up the monotony
and give them something to do!
January is New Year's,
Valentine's Day is February,
March is St. Patrick's,
but there's no vampire day, is there?
And even if you realized that this holiday
thing is just a pointless waste of time,
don't ruin it for other people.
It's all they have.
-She gets it.
-[Hag] I do.
I guess...
the real meaning of Halloween
was the friends we made along the way.
-It's couture, sweetie.
-What?
[Owen stammering]
Dad, what are you talking about?
Byron, have you been paying attention?
No.
[bones clattering and low cackling]
Do you hear that?
It's him!
The Prince of Bones. He's real.
Everybody, run!
Don't touch the couture.
And that's our show!
-You guys have been a great crowd!
-I can't believe we did it!
-Yeah, incredible.
-Incredible!
-Did you have fun? I know we did.
-Yeah.
Let's hear it for our amazing cast.
And a huge thank you to you,
the audience at home.
Happy Halloween!
Whoo!
We love you, guys!
[theme music playing]
[inaudible]
Oh, hi. Hello.
Hi! We're coming to you live
from Los Angeles, California.
-I'm Ruby Rose Turner.
-I'm Ruth Righi.
And it is your boy Issac Ryan Brown.
If you can't tell from our costumes,
we're doing a special Halloween episode
of Just Roll With It...
-[in unison] You Decide Live!
-[cheering]
-[Issac] They live back there!
-Right.
Everything you see...
Every stunt, every decision...
-Is happening live, like, right now.
-If anything goes wrong,
you'll see this guy,
our Technical Difficulty Dinosaur.
[upbeat Halloween music playing]
-Yes!
-Get it! Get it! Get it!
But...
[in unison] Whoa!
-Yes.
-Hopefully, we don't need him.
We're not expecting
technical difficulties.
Get out of here and work on that floss.
Usually the studio audience votes
on what happens to the cast in scenes,
but tonight, you, the viewers at home,
get to vote, too.
All you have to do is open up
the DisneyNOW app
and tap on
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live
on the home screen
to be a part of the show.
If you don't have the DisneyNOW app,
ask your parents to download it.
We're live everywhere.
We're live in Austin, Texas!
Hi, Austin!
[cheering]
[Issac]
Raleigh, North Carolina. 'Sup, Raleigh?
-[Ruth] Hi!
-[Issac] Raleigh.
[Ruby] Las Vegas, Nevada.
Hey, Vegas. How you doing?
We're even live in Times Square
in New York City, okay?
Okay!
What's up, New York?
Tonight, we're getting
in the Halloween spirit.
Which means this episode
is full of tricks and treats
and ghosts and ghouls.
And surprises for the cast,
including a secret musical performance.
The cast has been banned from watching TV
all week so they couldn't see the promos.
They're wearing
noise-canceling headphones,
so they can't hear a word we're saying.
They don't know what we're about to do.
It's not just about the big votes.
There will also be mini votes in the app.
When you see this icon on your screen.
When your phone plays this sound...
[chimes]
...that means it's time to vote.
The option with the most votes
will play out live,
so keep the app open throughout the show
so you don't miss out.
You can even choose something
that happens in our first scene right now.
Listen for the sound in the app,
then vote.
Y'all don't like to listen,
so go give it a try.
While voting, let's welcome
the cast of Just Roll With It...
[in unison] You Decide Live!
[theme music playing]
-[audience cheering]
-Yeah! Yeah!
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
Whoo!
[Tobie] Thank you!
Yeah!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[all cheering and whooping]
-This is our Halloween...
-Yeah.
This is our Halloween special,
and we are live,
which means--
[audience cheers]
Hey! Hey!
Which means you are hearing this
the exact second I'm saying it!
Oh. So, no one can stop me from saying...
Hey, Sarah Watson.
Guess who's on TV now.
Bet you feel dumb for dumping me
at the fall dance in fourth grade.
I don't see Tyler Bennigan on TV.
I guess Mr. Captain-of-the-Baseball-Team
isn't so cool now.
I don't think that's an appropriate way
to use live television.
That's not a good look.
But you know what is a good look?
This exclusive
Ragin' Kaylin Hayman merchandise.
We've got shirts, hats, cell phone cases--
Stop. Shameless self-promotion
is not what tonight's about.
Suzi. No, that's right.
This is what tonight's about.
[audience cheering and applauding]
When you hear this sound...
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
...you, our viewers at home, get to vote
on what happens to us in scenes.
And no matter what, we'll have to...
[all] Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
Yeah!
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
[Tobie] Welcome to
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
[theme music playing]
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
You Decide Live!
♪ Na, na, na, na, na, na, na ♪
♪ O, Halloween
O, Halloween ♪
♪ Our lonely village praises ye ♪
♪ Please spare us
Your horrid wrath and-- ♪
Owen. Owen. What are you doing?
Uh, putting the finishing touches
on my Halloween shrub.
Grab a fistful of spiders and help.
I'm gonna regret asking,
but what's a Halloween shrub?
You've never heard of a Halloween shrub?
Next thing you're gonna tell me
is you've never heard
of the Prince of Bones.
Prince of what?
You know, His Dark Majesty?
Third in line to the bone throne,
zooms around the world with his
all-seeing evil eye on Halloween night,
scouring the realm
for those lacking Halloween spirit?
Any of this ringing a bell?
-Where did you hear all this stuff?
-Uh, from that teacher they fired.
Help me out.
This string of ghosts
ain't gonna hang itself.
-Wow, that's heavy.
-I know the perfect place for this.
Blair, what are you doing?
It's tough love.
Right now you're a slightly annoying geek.
You're close
to becoming a full-blown dork.
Mom and Byron made me promise
that when we get to high school,
-I'd find you a prom date.
-[laughs]
Very funny. But I'm not gonna let
your negative nancy attitude
ruin this holiday
the way you ruined National Pancake Day.
Uh, and me and the rest of my anime club
decided to have a movie night sleepover
instead of going to prom.
No one can turn us down if we never ask.
-Oh, no!
-What's wrong?
I remembered,
sometimes when I talk to you,
it goes on and on forever
and is real boring.
Gotta go.
[groans] Gotta stop talking to Owen.
[groans] Been there. He's still going on
about the Prince of Bones?
Yep.
I had to get the school
to fire that teacher.
Okay. We're live.
Welcome to a special
Halloween episode of...
[women on recording]
Byron and Gator in the morning
[woman screams on recording]
Okay. That's a cool scream.
-That's new.
-[Blair] That's new.
I'm Byron Blatt. With me, as always,
is my trusty sidekick, the Gator!
Chomp, chomp, Akron, Ohio!
And helping us out
is my stepdaughter, Blair.
"And since tonight is Halloween,
we have a very unusual guest joining us.
Her name is Betsy Hag,
and she claims to be a real-life ghost."
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
Already!
-Already.
-Already?
It's so early.
Thank you.
[chiming]
[Issac] Three choices.
What does Byron's radio guest say she is?
A witch, a vampire or a werewolf?
Oh! That's our first foghorn.
So, go to the DisneyNOW app
and vote on what Betsy Hag says she is.
-What would you choose?
-Ooh, definitely witch.
Werewolf. Vampire 'cause they have
really cool fangs.
-I can't decide.
-So hard.
-Let's see what Issac's up to.
-Yeah.
They was like, "The whole thing is live."
I was like, "They ain't about to--"
Oh, we're live. Headphones off.
The headphone? The headphone.
I'm with the cast who has no idea what you
are voting on or what's about to happen.
-What do y'all think?
-I don't know, really.
I really don't know. It's so early.
Something's gonna happen to Betsy Hag,
but I don't know what.
-Don't know? What about y'all?
-I just-- Go ahead.
All week they rehearsed with him
having a guest. Maybe a different guest?
Different guest?
Time to get back up there.
Y'all gotta go. Go ahead.
All right, good luck! Y'all gonna need it!
Find out what happens to the cast soon.
Hey, why don't we check in with one
of our viewing parties in Austin, Texas?
Hey, Austin!
Now what do you think?
Witch, werewolf, or vampire?
The votes are in. I'm excited.
Let's see what you picked.
We're gonna start with a brand-new line
on a card that you're gonna read.
To the point
where you normally describe the ghost,
we're gonna give you a different line,
and you're gonna have a new card
that has a new question from Rachel.
-Okay.
-Got it? Have fun.
[Issac]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
-We're starting? We starting?
-[woman] Action!
"Since tonight is Halloween,
we have a very unusual guest joining us.
Her name is Betsy Hag,
and she claims to be a real-life vampire!"
-Sit here?
-No, uh...
Welcome, Miss Hag.
Thank you so much for coming down today.
Thank you for having me.
Uh, now, you messaged us,
claiming that you are a real-life,
actual vampire.
Can you talk about that?
Well, as far back as I can remember,
I've...
I've always been a vampire.
Okay. But, uh, you know,
you don't look much like a vampire. Ahem.
And how, may I ask, do you think
vampires are supposed to look?
[Byron] Well...
Well, you know, they, like, have fangs.
And, you know, turn into bats.
Vampire sort of stuff.
Oh, well, let me guess. You've watched
a couple of TV shows about vampires
-and think that's how we all are?
-Look, we didn't mean to like--
You think that because I'm a vampire,
I have to have fangs,
I have to creep out at night,
I can't be in the daylight and get my tan?
Oh, no, no. I think we got off
on the wrong foot here.
I wanna know how many vampires
you've met. How many?
Well, none.
[Hag] Exactly!
Byron, Blair, can you guys
not anger the vampire, please?
I'm scared.
I did not come on this program
to be ridiculed.
We don't mean to ridicule you.
We just wanna--
Halloween is a serious holiday.
And it must be taken seriously.
Uh, I don't know how serious it is.
It's just two hours a year when it's okay
-for strangers to give you candy.
-Yes, thank you. [laughs]
You're laughing.
I'll see if you're laughing
when I put my ancient vampire curse
on you.
Oh, no, the ancient ones
are the hardest to undo.
Habba-labba ding-dong,
habba-labba doo.
This little vampire puts a curse on you.
Habba-labba ding-dong? What?
[both laughing]
Keep laughing, keep laughing.
But until you learn
the true meaning of Halloween,
these three things will happen to you.
One!
[dramatic sting plays]
Your most prized possession
will be destroyed! [cackles]
[dramatic sting plays]
Two!
Your inner, deepest secret
will be revealed!
-[dramatic sting plays]
-[gasps]
And three!
The entire country will turn against you!
-[cackling]
-[dramatic sting plays]
[cackling continues]
[coughs]
Happy Halloween, losers. Ha!
[gasping]
What was that? [chuckles]
That did not happen in rehearsal.
Uh... [laughs nervously]
-Um...
-Uh...
Sorry about that, guys.
I'm so-- Once again, another guest
has stormed out of the studio
and put a vampire curse on us.
We'll be back with the weather.
[women on recording]
Byron and Gator in the morning
[woman screams on recording]
-What was that?
-Why are you making fun of our guest?
Especially one that probably
has a lot of pull
-with the Prince of Bones!
-Come on, that kook was a grade-A weirdo.
I mean, she thought she was a vampire.
Why didn't you stick to the questions
I prepared?
Questions like this?
"Since you hate garlic, we were wondering
if you could please take us through
how many seasons a typical Italian meal--"
Boring!
No offense, but I really think
I'm better off on my own.
-Excuse me?
-I need to be free to just riff.
I'm a radio personality.
I can't be contained.
I prepared those questions
to contain the part of your personality
that makes guests storm off your show
and put curses on our family.
Ancient curses, curses of yore.
Wait a minute. Rachel, don't tell me
you believe in curses.
Well, I don't not believe in curses.
I'm not sure.
-I'd rather not chance it.
-I can't believe it.
-You believe in curses.
-No.
I'm the reasonable parent.
I never get to be the reasonable parent.
Ha. Uh...
Don't you think there are things out there
that we can't explain. Aliens. Spirits.
How to have a casual conversation
with other students at a mixer.
Part of the problem
is you call it a mixer.
It's lunch!
Come on. You don't believe
in anything supernatural?
No. Life isn't that interesting.
You're born, go to school,
get some sort of job,
watch TV for a couple decades,
then you're out of here.
Bang, bang, boom. Simple.
Your Bone Prince isn't real.
Uh, please forgive her, oh, bony one.
Spare our crops and young.
She does not speak for us all!
You guys watch way too many movies.
[grunting]
-What's happening to me?
-[yelling]
It's the curse!
What do we do?
What do we do?!
[laughing]
Curses?
You guys are too much.
Well, that's why I bring
a spare pair of undies to work.
[theme music playing]
Another mini vote is ready
on the DisneyNOW app.
-Get your votes in.
-And we have a cool surprise coming up.
Yeah, I love this one.
-Okay, should we tell them?
-Of course.
Okay. All week long,
the cast has been rehearsing
the next scene with one actor,
but what they don't know
is that actor has an identical twin.
We're gonna use that to mess with them.
Wait until you see what our next vote is.
It's crazy.
It's kind of messed up.
-I'd be very angry if it happened to me.
-Seriously.
We'll be right back with more...
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
[Issac] You won't wanna miss what's next.
It's gonna be straight fire.
[theme music playing]
Owen, Blair?
You guys ready to go trick-or-treating?
I'm ready!
Uh, what are you supposed to be
dressed up as?
Mom and I always go trick-or-treating
as our favorite mythical creature,
the horse.
And this year, I was gonna finally
get to be the front half,
but then Mom got this new boyfriend,
and he wants them to go together
as A-Rod and J. Lo.
Tell people you're a melted horse.
It's much less sad.
So, uh, are you supposed to be
one of those fancy computers
everyone's so excited about?
What? I'm my favorite president
Martin Van Buren?
-What's with all the blinky stuff?
-My safety gear for trick-or-treating.
I have a reflective vest
so I can be seen by car headlights.
A couple flashing LED lights
in case their headlights aren't on.
Shoulder pads, knee pads,
turtle shell armored shirt,
and safety helmet in case all those fail.
I'm ready, let's go.
-Uh, Blair, where's your costume?
-You're looking at it.
Owen's going as Van Halen. But...
-Who are you going as?
-A kid with a carton of eggs
who wants candy and has nothing to lose.
I think people will get the message.
Okay, breathe deep.
Don't let Blair's bad attitude
ruin Halloween.
That's what she wants.
Your anxiety makes her stronger.
I need to gather some supplies
for our night out.
I need toilet paper, rotten cabbages,
and a fake ID
in case the Five-O catches me.
Ahem. Uh, I'd like to take a moment
to teach you all the harmonies
for the songs we're gonna be
singing while trick-or-treating.
First one goes...
♪ Oh, we're spooky, spooky kids
We're coming to your door ♪
♪ We'd like to get some candy
Then we'd like to get more-- ♪
Stop. Stop.
How many of these dumb songs
do you want me to learn?
Uh, 17. One for each house.
Yeah, no.
Hard pass. I'm not doing
your weird Prince of Bones stuff.
Don't say singing is weird, Blair.
His spooky majesty hears and sees all.
He controls all.
Every time you're trick-or-treating
and you get raisins instead of candy,
that's the Prince of Bones.
[yelps]
You can't seriously believe
this Prince of Bones stuff is real.
I can't 100% prove
that the Prince of Bones exists.
But you can't 100% prove he doesn't exist.
And the burden of proof is on you.
Knock it off with this Halloween nonsense.
It's not even a legit holiday.
-Take that back. Say you're sorry!
-I never say sorry. Never, I tell you!
[Byron] Who's yelling in this house?
I'm sorry.
[laughing]
Hey. I'm going as the baby father.
Interesting choice.
Seriously, I can't believe
you're my legal guardian.
[Byron] I mean, shoot!
-I'm pulling off the legs, too.
-[Owen] The baby--
The... Blair's got a bad attitude,
and she's ruining Halloween.
Owen's got a corny attitude,
making Halloween lame.
I want you kids to work together.
You're family.
That's what families do.
They help each other.
-Need help with this?
-I don't need your help. Never do.
Have fun trick-or-treating. Wait a minute.
Blair, why aren't you dressed up?
Uh... I... am.
I'm... egg woman! She's from a comic book.
Old people don't know about her yet. Bye.
-What's this?
-Treats I prepared
-for the kids who come to the door.
-"In lieu of candy this year,
we have made a donation in your honor
to a charity."
Rachel, these kids
are gonna bury this house in toilet paper!
I know I'm going out on a limb here,
but I think the kids will appreciate it.
After all, putting others
before yourself is lit.
Mm... No, no, no, Rachel.
On Halloween, kids are candy crazy.
If they knock on our door
and we don't have the goods...
-[groans]
-Oh, what?
They might spit on our door knob.
Byron, just like you don't need my help
at the radio station,
I don't need your help here, okay?
-I'm cute, right?
-Yeah.
Okay.
I see what this is about.
-This is still about that. Okay.
-Maybe.
Halloween is gonna be
a bit chillier this year.
-Chillier for you.
-I know, my legs are cold.
-My legs are cold.
-[doorbell chimes]
-Trick-or-treat.
-Here.
-Pick something from the goody basket.
-What are these? Letters?
No, uh, instead of giving out candy,
which reinforces poor eating habits,
I'm giving out fun envelopes
full of surprises.
Oh! Lucky you,
that's one of the cash prizes.
That is a check for 75 cents.
-What?
-Uh...
A promissory note, as good as real money.
Take that to the bank,
your bank teller will deposit 75 cents
right into your account.
Yeah, I know what a check is, lady.
I just don't wanna go all the way
down to the bank for 75 cents.
Thanks for giving me errands.
Anything else you need while I'm out?
Pick up dry-cleaning?
Drive Mother to the airport?
-No.
-Hey, Jacob, Todd!
This crazy old dingbat
is giving out checks!
Let's go get the toilet paper.
Turn on the sprinklers. We have incoming.
Relax. I'll give them this bag of sugar
and call it even.
See? You need me around to save the day.
-I--
-Byron Blatt,
you have sentenced your entire family
to unspeakable doom.
Look, I didn't stuff the envelopes.
That was all Rachel's idea.
Here's a bag of sugar. Don't TP my house.
You should not have mocked Betsy Hag
on your show.
Now you are all in mortal danger.
Ha, ha. Very funny. Thanks for listening
to the show. Get out of here.
-She listens to my show. Cool.
-Pulling in a younger demo.
-Cool.
-We got her.
Miss Hag has charged me
with delivering a message.
-You ain't right!
-Listen to me!
Miss Hag has charged me
with delivering a message.
[Byron] No, thank you!
Hard pass on messages
from whack jobs in this house!
Bye!
How'd she get up there?
That was not like rehearsal.
-Did we leave a ladder outside?
-Goodness.
-Yeah, no.
-Let's lock that--
-[screams]
-How did you do that again?
As I was saying,
the message is as follows.
[Byron & Rachel yelling]
-No!
-Are you kidding me?
The curse Betsy Hag
has placed upon your family...
-begins... now!
-Begins... now!
[foghorn blows]
-What?
-What?
What?
Whoa.
-That's not fair. They're twins.
-[Byron] They're twins.
They're twins.
What?
[Ruth] Okay, time to decide what destroys
Byron's prized possession.
A grand piano, a safe or a refrigerator.
Go on the DisneyNOW app
and get your votes in.
I can't wait to see what they pick.
-I love this show!
-I know. We get to wreck things.
I was dying when those twins popped out
and scared Byron and Rachel.
Oh, they're gonna have nightmares tonight.
Forget them,
I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.
[Issac] Looks like the votes are in.
Let's see what you chose.
Okay. Take them off.
There's a new line of dialogue
the twins are gonna say.
You're just gonna listen to them, react,
watch the TV there,
and then when we cue you,
you'll start the scripted scene
with your line,
-"The curse is real."
-Okay.
-Got it? All right.
-Okay.
[Ruth]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
It was so good.
[woman] Action!
The curse Betsy Hag
has placed upon your family
-begins... now!
-Begins... now!
Behold.
'Sup, losers? It's Betsy Hag.
You're about to get cursed up!
[cackling]
How'd she hack my TV?
I don't know.
Maybe she can get us free cable.
Remember how I said I was going to destroy
your most prized possession?
Well, check out this honker.
[Byron] No, that's my car!
Yeah. That's my car.
-That is your car.
-That's my car.
Byron, I just washed it. Like that.
I don't know if you've been watching
the weather report.
If not, you're in for a huge surprise
because the forecast calls
for a chance
of scattered refrigerator showers.
[cackles]
[Byron yells]
That's your license plate.
-That's your license plate.
-Is that for real?
Seriously, is that my car? I--
[Byron yelling]
Is that my car?
Can we see this again, in slow motion?
[Byron] No motion!
-[Rachel] Look where your hubcap--
-[Byron] My hubcap fell off!
Oh, sorry about your car, loser!
Don't worry.
You can probably buff that out.
Although, you might not be able
to buff out the next part.
I'd go outside and check on your car
if I were you.
Evil twins, show them the way!
What?
-Uh...
-Oh, man, I don't like--
What is this?
-[Hag cackling]
-I do not like this.
I got a bad feeling about this.
It started when the one person
turned into twins.
-[Byron] My stomach...
-[Hag cackling]
Nothing good happens outside.
Oh, my goodness.
-Where are we going?
-Is this where you parked?
Ladies and gentlemen,
coming all the way from Las Vegas, Nevada,
-you know him, you love him...
-[Byron] What is this?
...and he loves to eat cars,
Robosaurus!
[Byron] Oh, my goodness.
I didn't even see that thing.
Where did it come from?
Is that a robot? I didn't even know
we had a robot down here.
-Oh!
-Whoa! [groans]
Come on!
-[Rachel] What?
-[Byron] That's, for real, my car.
-[Rachel] That's your car.
-[audience chanting] Robo! Robo!
-Robo! Robo!
-[Byron yells]
Oh, my goodness!
[Byron yells]
Be careful with it!
-They don't pay you enough for this.
-Come on! Come on.
Come on!
-Oh, my goodness.
-What!
He, like, playing with it.
He's still-- Oh!
Oh, yeah. That's what I'm talking about.
And that's only the first part
of my super awesome radical curse.
We still got two more of these bad boys
coming at you. Hag out.
[cackling]
-The curse is real.
-The curse is real.
-We gotta go get the kids.
-Come on.
-Uh, we'll take my car.
-Come on.
Great. That's the only car we can take.
[theme music playing]
[Issac] I cannot believe Robosaurus
just destroyed Tobie's car!
Let's check in with the fans.
What do you think, Raleigh?
Man, they are loving it.
But this guy, not so much.
-Tobie, how you feeling?
-Uh...
-Man, I'm super sad.
-They destroyed your whole whip.
-Bro.
-The whole thing, man.
-I'm speechless.
-Suzi--
-Are you relieved it wasn't your car?
-I wish it was. I'd like a new car.
-Maybe they'd buy me one.
-Well, Tobie,
I've got good news.
Uh, that wasn't your real car.
The producers found one
that looks just like it. Your car is safe.
-Show me now.
-I don't got the car.
The producers got the car.
I have news for you guys.
-I was hoping for a new one.
-Check your phones.
There's another mini vote waiting.
You will not wanna miss the next big vote
on Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
Yeah.
♪ We go a-trick-or-treating
Oh, unworthy we may be ♪
♪ We cannot hide
Because there is no place that I can see ♪
Owen, people can see us!
Please don't be yourself in public.
Be someone cooler!
Let's go see Mrs. Polapamus.
She's the sweetest old lady
and loves trick-or-treaters.
She's 70. It's gonna be old people candy
like cough drops and dental floss.
-Let's skip her.
-We're not skipping her.
It's our job to spread
the spirit of Halloween.
Mrs. Polapamus could use some cheering up.
She lost two of her cats
and now she's down to seven.
-Trick-or-treat!
-Trick-or-treat.
Why, hello, Owen.
Or should I say President Van Buren.
Hi, Mrs. Polapamus.
Sorry to hear
about Mr. Peanut and Frazier.
It's been a rough couple months.
But luckily, I still have Buttons,
Fatso, Boots, Marley,
Jamiroquai, Mr. Fuzzykins--
Skip ahead to the part
where you cough up the candy.
-Mama's egg-flinging arm is getting itchy.
-Oh, who are your friends, Owen?
You're obviously a melted horse.
-But what are you dressed as?
-I'm a businesswoman.
And it's time to get down to business.
Candy. Bag. Chop-chop.
I don't appreciate back talk,
Little Miss Sassy.
Owen, I am disappointed
in your choice of friends.
You kids today don't know anything
about respect.
It all started with your
violent video games and your trap music.
Yeah, excuse my sister. She means well.
Let me put this in a way
you Zoomers might understand.
Here's the tea and the receipts.
I'm gonna put you on blast.
You're hashtag "canceled." Bye, Felicia.
-Good thing about these eggs, huh?
-Blair, stop.
Halloween's my favorite day of the year,
and you're ruining it.
Just like you ruin every holiday.
I don't ruin holidays.
I make them awesome.
Maybe for you, but not me.
I have my ways I like to do things.
-Yeah, but your ways are boring.
-I liked how things were before.
-Before what?
-Before you were my sister!
Yikes.
'Sup, losers? It's Betsy.
That's the vampire lady.
Ah! You guys are on your own!
Egg woman, Van Halen, I'm out of here!
I'm interrupting
your regularly scheduled programming
to bring you this important announcement.
[foghorn blows and ghoul cackles]
Oh, wow. Okay.
Oh, wow.
[Ruby] Time to vote. You get to choose
whose darkest secret is revealed.
Blair or Owen!
You heard that foghorn. Now, time to go
to the DisneyNOW app and vote.
Ruth, whose darkest secret
do you think will be revealed?
-Blair's or Owen's?
-I don't know, I'm just glad it's not me.
-Same.
-I'd die of embarrassment
if my darkest secret ever got out.
-You mean about--
-Hold it.
Oh, look,
it's the Technical Difficulty Dinosaur!
[upbeat Halloween music playing]
[Ruby] Yeah.
-Yeah, dinosaur, yeah.
-[Ruth] Nice move.
Bye, bye, bye.
All right, guys. So, y'all will not
believe who I found backstage.
I got Mrs. Polapamus back there, y'all.
Uh, Mrs. Polapamus has a secret.
Yeah, she's not actually an old lady.
She's one of the stars of Bunk'd.
You wanna show yourself?
-Hold these? Thank you.
-I'll hold it.
Miranda May!
What's up, my man?
Miranda...
-Hi, guys!
-They love you.
Thank you so much for being here today.
Were you nervous about being on live TV?
A little, but it's so fun. It was exciting
to know if I was gonna mess up,
it was gonna be as her, not as me. Um...
A lot of fun.
All right, looks like the votes are in.
Let's see what you guys chose.
[Ruby]
And now, let's go back to our scene.
[woman] Action!
It has come to my attention
that this girl...
I don't like this.
This rotten little girl
who lives and walks among you,
did you know
she farts every time she sneezes?
[cackles]
[laughs]
That's right, everyone. She snarts.
She's a snarter.
Every time this little girl sneezes,
she squeaks out a hot snart.
So, beware, she could have a snart
brewing up inside of her right now.
[Owen] She really puts emphasis.
That's not my darkest secret.
And who cares?
Lots of people probably do that.
Oh, but, Blair...
So, everyone
should keep their eyes peeled.
If you see her,
you should run her out of town
and call her Princess Sneezy Farts.
That would be funny
if people called you that, though.
-Like, they'll be, "What's up?"
-Thanks.
I'm sorry. Sorry.
And to make sure that as many people know
about this nasty little girl as possible,
I'm showing her face on a billboard
in Times Square...
right now! [cackles]
[Blair] Wait, what?
-Really? Wh--
-[Owen] No.
-[Blair] Wait. What? No.
-[Owen] No...
Wh-- No way!
[Owen laughing hysterically]
-Is that really in Times Square?
-No way!
Are you--?
-That's awesome.
-That's pretty good.
Oh, we can't go to Times Square
for a while.
-Guess not.
-We gotta let the-- Let it die.
-There you are.
-We've been looking for you.
We think the curse is real.
My car was eaten by a robot dinosaur.
-Yeah.
-Not your--
-Not your car!
-Yeah.
Yes, his actual, real-life car.
-The dinosaur?
-Yeah. Yeah.
The TV show, the ghost lady,
and she's telling everyone
our darkest secrets.
What's-- You fart when you sneeze?
-Okay, no. I--
-That's in Times Square.
-No one needs to know that.
-Explains so many smells in our house.
No one needs to know that.
-I was wondering.
-Well, it was--
It was on our phones, too.
She hacked into everything.
We think the curse is real.
We've gotta find Betsy Hag, and you two
need to apologize to her. Right now!
Well... she lives in the old haunted house
at the edge of town.
What are the odds that the ghost lady
would live in a haunted house?
The quickest way
is through the abandoned graveyard.
Again, what are the odds?
She's a vampire by the way, not a ghost.
-Come on.
-Let's go.
Well, guess I gotta go get killed now.
[theme music playing]
Wow, that was definitely a dark secret.
She must be so embarrassed.
Can we cut back to that live?
Oh, my gosh.
Definitely very embarrassing.
Maybe not that many people saw it.
There's only eight million people
that live in New York City.
Plus the tourists.
And not to mention all these people.
Hi, guys.
We've got a musical performance coming up
that the cast has no idea about.
And make sure your DisneyNOW app
is open to vote.
Our final vote is coming up next.
It's gonna be super messy.
Keep watching...
[in unison]
Just Roll With It: You Decide Live!
This is cool. I'm gonna
hang out here a lot when I'm teenager.
Yeah. You're not.
You can hang out here when you're dead,
and not a moment earlier.
Oh, man.
The more I think about it,
maybe this isn't a curse at all.
Maybe it's just all
some crazy coincidence.
-Could be.
-Could be.
-Maybe.
-I don't know.
[rumbling]
-[Rachel] What?
-[Owen] Whoa.
-No.
-[Blair] What?
This only happened in my dream.
[Byron] Whoa.
No, this is a curse.
This is a classic curse.
-Ancient curse.
-Yeah.
-Do they have no neck control? Like it's--
-Yeah.
[all yell]
[Owen] Okay.
Bennett-Blatt family.
Betsy Hag awakened me to inform me
that you are now halfway
through the curse.
If you know anything about ancient curses,
you know they come with...
a halftime show.
Hit it, zombies.
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the, callin' all the
Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Heart thumps and you jump ♪
♪ Comin' down with goose bumps ♪
♪ You didn't go there ♪
♪ I'ma, I'ma get you so scared ♪
♪ We're wanting to, we're haunting you ♪
♪ We're wanting to, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Gonna get your body shakin' ♪
♪ Wishin' you could just awaken
Here we go ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ If you're only dreamin' ♪
♪ Why I hear you screamin' ♪
♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ Callin' all the, callin' all the
Callin' all the monsters ♪
♪ We might just bite
Underneath the moonlight ♪
♪ More fun if you run ♪
♪ I'm, I'm already chasin' ♪
♪ We're wanting to ♪
♪ We're haunting you ♪
♪ We're wanting to, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Gonna get your body shakin' ♪
♪ Wishin' you could just awaken ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Gonna dance, yeah ♪
♪ We're comin' to get you ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Gonna dance, yeah ♪
♪ They're comin' to get you ♪
-♪ If you're only dreamin' ♪
-♪ Dreamin' ♪
♪ Why I hear you screamin'? ♪
-♪ Tonight all the monsters gonna dance ♪
-♪ Oh, whoa ♪
♪ Gonna dance, we're comin' to get you ♪
Yo!
Yo, now, y'all see my knees buckling
because that performance was incredible.
I am not going to be able to get that song
out of my head.
-What up, Issac?
-Kylie.
Yo, that performance was awesome.
Can you show me those moves you was doing?
-Oh, yeah.
-This one?
-The crick in the neck.
-More in the neck. You've got it.
I kind of got it? Okay. All right.
Let's get her out of here.
Give a round of applause for Kylie.
-Thank you!
-Great job.
And let's see what Betsy Hag has in store
for the Bennett-Blatts right now.
[spooky music playing]
-Uh, hello?
-Miss Hag, spirit ghost ma'am?
At least the house is terrifying.
That's good.
-Oh, dear.
-Oh, wow. Oh, wow.
-Way to--
-[Byron laughs nervously]
Are they eating dinosaur?
-This makes me wanna be a vegetarian.
-Yeah. Right.
Well, we gotta find her--
[all yelling]
[gasping]
-Y'all all right?
-Oh, my.
-Wait. No--
-No, no.
-Okay. Well...
-Oh...
-Oh, wow.
-[hisses]
[Blair] Wow.
Hello, losers!
[dramatic sting plays]
She a real vampire.
-She sure is.
-Yeah.
Henchmen, put the--
It's hench people.
My bad, my bad. Very insensitive.
Right now, hench people, people,
put them on the rack!
-All right, okay.
-Hey.
-Yeah.
-Oh, my go--
-All right, I'm going.
-Take it, take it.
[Byron]
I got a bad feeling about this rack.
[Rachel] Yep. We got goggles on the rack.
Lots of candy.
-Yes.
-[Blair] Goggles are never good.
I made this rack for you.
[all whimpering]
-Okay.
-Okay.
Betsy Hag,
we just wanted to come over to say hi
and tell you how sorry we are
for all the things Blair said.
Too little, too late.
You're only here to apologize
because you know that my curse is real.
No. No, no, no.
We were just coming by because we wanted
to apologize for teasing you,
but if you wouldn't mind removing
the curse, that would be cool, too.
Nice try, losers.
[laughs]
And now to turn the entire country
against you.
The device you're connected to
is also connected
to a couple of punishments.
[cackles]
-Punishments?
-Yes, punishments.
Things like a confetti blast or...
Oh, I don't know, maybe pumpkin guts.
Spooky sparks is one of my favorites,
to be honest. I love them.
And a splat-o-pult.
I am going to magically broadcast this
into every household in the country.
And I'm putting your fate
in the people's hands.
Anyone who's watching this broadcast
can open the app on their phone
and control my punishment device.
Keep tapping the punishment you wanna see,
and we'll trigger the ones
with the most votes.
Go to your phones now.
The machine is live!
[cackling]
Bennett-Blatt family!
Please go ahead and make your case
to the people at home.
Tell them why you should not be punished.
[yelling]
-Why y'all wanna do that to me?
-We're so nice.
I'm a baby! I'm a baby!
Don't do this to me!
-I'm a president. I'm President Van Buren!
-[Hag] Spooky sparks!
Don't forget about the spook--
And now I'm going to complete my curse,
and make one of you...
disappear!
I guess I'll do it.
I can't see, hold up.
-What are you--? What?
-It's...
It's okay. Let them go. Make me disappear.
No, no one is disappearing today, okay?
Blair, what are you doing?
It's okay.
I was the one making fun of her.
Besides, now you'll get your wish.
Things'll be like how they were
before I was your sister.
I didn't mean that. It was something
I said because we were fighting.
Well...
It hurt my feelings.
I'm so sorry.
But in my defense, up to this point,
I didn't know you had feelings.
Yeah. Yeah, me either.
This has been a really weird day.
I love having you as my sister.
As much as it drives me crazy,
-you make things more interesting.
-I like having you as my brother.
I'm sorry I ruined your Halloween.
I may think it's silly,
but I should've respected
it means a lot to you.
[sobbing]
Oh, take them off the rack.
Get down, get down.
We can go?
Yes, I just wanted you to learn
the true meaning of Halloween.
And, uh, what is that, exactly?
That peoples' lives are boring.
So, the government put holidays in places
to break up the monotony
and give them something to do!
January is New Year's,
Valentine's Day is February,
March is St. Patrick's,
but there's no vampire day, is there?
And even if you realized that this holiday
thing is just a pointless waste of time,
don't ruin it for other people.
It's all they have.
-She gets it.
-[Hag] I do.
I guess...
the real meaning of Halloween
was the friends we made along the way.
-It's couture, sweetie.
-What?
[Owen stammering]
Dad, what are you talking about?
Byron, have you been paying attention?
No.
[bones clattering and low cackling]
Do you hear that?
It's him!
The Prince of Bones. He's real.
Everybody, run!
Don't touch the couture.
And that's our show!
-You guys have been a great crowd!
-I can't believe we did it!
-Yeah, incredible.
-Incredible!
-Did you have fun? I know we did.
-Yeah.
Let's hear it for our amazing cast.
And a huge thank you to you,
the audience at home.
Happy Halloween!
Whoo!
We love you, guys!
[theme music playing]
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Oh, hi. Hello.