Josie and the Pussy Cats in Outer Space (1972-1974): Season 1, Episode 8 - The Space Pirates - full transcript

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[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars stars the Milky way ♪

♪ When they're groovin'
who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in orbit ♪

♪ In the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet ♪

♪ Maybe Mars ♪



♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin'
way above the atmosphere ♪

♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is a kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and
dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats in outer space ♪

[instrumental music]

I'm starved.

- Who has kitchen duty today?
- I do!

I fixed this
scrumptious beef stew



with potatoes, carrots, peas,
and golden brown gravy.

Oh! That sounds great!

- Ah!
- Wow!

Mmm! I can hardly wait!

Some for you.

This is scrumptious beef stew?

Alexandra, you know we don't
have much room up here.

(Melody) 'We have to use these
concentrated space meals.'

Now, who wants some
delicious lemon pie

with rocky road ice cream?

I hope it looks better
than that beef stew.

bleep bleep bleep

Okay, Bleep! It's yours.

[slurp]

(Alex) 'Hey, are you sure
that wasn't Bleep stew?'

bleep bleep bleep

Ha ha ha! Oh, my!

Golly! My ears just
started twitching.

Oh, oh! That usually
means, we're in danger.

(Valerie) 'I have a feeling,
we're not alone.'

(Alan) 'You're right!
We have company.'

A pirate ship!

Oh, no! Help! They're
monster pirates.

(Josie) Let's move out!

But we still don't know
how to steer this ship.

Who cares about steering?

As long as we get away
from these creepy pirates.

(Alex) Hey! We're really movin'.

[zap]

They won't catch us now.

- Yeah!
- Is everyone alright?

Yeah, but..

Wow! What happened?

Somebody must've stepped
on the breaks too hard.

Something stopped us cold.
But what?

Maybe we hit one of
those space barriers.

Hey! How come
you're upside down?

He's really flipped now.

bleep bleep bleep

Oh! Ha ha! I'm glad
you're alright again.

(Alexandra) 'I'm not sure
any of us are alright.'

(Josie) Look! Those pesky
pirates are here again.

(Alex) 'Oh! I think they
really joined us this time.'

(Alan) You're right!
Get ready for visitors.

(Josie) 'Well, they're not welcome.'

They're robots!

Giant robots!

I will fly your ship.

You will not interfere.

Oh, yeah? That's what you think,
you big stack of tin cans.

(Alan) 'Alexandra, take it easy.'

Ow!

Ow!

Boy! Just you wait!

I'll show you.

(Alexandra) 'You king-size
trash can.'

Captain Brago,
This is Pilot 009.

I am being annoyed.

You sure are, buster!

Come on! Let's help Alexandra.

Right! Let's go!

[zap]

Hey! I can't move.

We've been frozen like statues.

Gee! And we're not
even in a museum.

You have been immobilized.

You cannot move until the
immobilizing ray releases you.

What if my nose tickles?

And I have to sneeze?

Silence!

Pilot 009 calling Captain Brago.

Calling Captain Brago.

Captain Brago speaking.
Proceed Pilot 009.

Request permission to return
to base with captured ship.

Well done, 009.

I've been waiting to
capture these prisoners.

[laughing]

[intense music]

[space rocket whirring]

This will keep them under control.

Any other bright ideas, sis?

Hey, you chromium plated creeps!

Let us go!

My foot's falling asleep.

You will be released
when we reach base.

Reach what base?
Where is it?

Look out the window.

You'll see.

- Where are we, Alan?
- I don't know.

Look at all those ships
these pirates have captured.

Yeah! They could open a
used spaceship lot.

An excellent spaceship.

A valuable addition to my fleet.

Pilot 009. Bring the
prisoners to me at once.

Golly! This would be groovy
at the supermarket.

What a dumb idea.

Yeah, and we're the dummies.

We are about to enter
secret control room

of Captain Brago.

Oh, I won't mind if you don't
let me in on your secret.

You will now be unfrozen.

A-ah!

[zap]

Wow! That's better!

Huh! It's about time.

You will show proper
respect for Captain Brago.

So, captives.

Hey, listen, if you're
the head pirate

you'd better know that
I am not about to--

Cool it, Alexandra.

Quiet, while I'm speaking.

009, did the master ray
perform satisfactorily?

Affirmative. It immobilized
the Earth ship instantly.

The miniature ray
immobilized the prisoners

when they became unruly.

It is highly efficient.

(Captain Brago)
'It is good.'

Excellent! Excellent!

So you know your goofy
gizmo works. Big deal!

Yeah, but that doesn't explain

why you space-jacked us like that.

[laughing] I will be
happy to explain.

Watch on my vizo screen.

(Captain Brago) You have
seen my loyal robots.

and you have seen my mighty
fleet of captured spaceships.

As soon as I have
manufactured enough

of these immobilizers
to arm each ship

then I, with my robot pirates

will conquer and dominate
the entire galaxy.

[laughing]

Never mind your silly schemes.

What are you going
to do with us?

I'm glad you asked me that.

You and your big mouth,
Alexandra.

Ah! Button your lip,
lame brain.

We better start using our brains
if we're getting out of here.

Golly! They're so nice.

They brought all our
stuff off the ship.

'Hmm. I wonder why?'

I think I'd rather not know.

Alan, what are we going to do now?

There's a loose rock in
that wall there.

I noticed that when we came in.

Yeah! I got a great idea!

We could break right through
when the guards aren't watching.

Maybe, but they're always watching.

Well, I said my idea was
great, but not perfect.

Wait, there is a time when they
might not be watching.

When they're listening.

To what?

To you and the Pussycats.

[rock music]

♪ Boom sha la-la-la boom boom ♪

Come on! Let's start digging.

As soon as we're sure the
robots aren't watching us.

[Josie and the Pussycats singing]

Alright. Now!

♪ Hear the love song
of the universe ♪

♪ It's a magical melody ♪

Oh, boy! We're..

- Shh!
- Shh!

- Shh!
- Shh!

Got it! Well then!

bleep bleep bleep

Ha ha ha! Well, hello there!

It was so hot in there, we
just wanted some air conditioning.

Ha ha, thanks. Bye-bye!

(Alan) 'Huh! That got us
nothing but sore fingers.'

Well, looks like the cell
door's our only way out.

That weird watchdog will
never let us through it.

Oh! We're cooked!

Alex is right!

Unless we can get that
weird watchdog on our side.

- How?
- Yeah, how, how, how?

Watch.

That's what makes him tick.

So, let's untick him.

(Valerie) Here goes!

Check his circuitry.

- Hold him, gang.
- Got him.

It's like trying to hold
a wild thrashing machine.

How's that?

Ah! That's better.

Okay, let's go! The robot
ran out of gas.

Wait! I'm trying to adjust the
wires so he'll be our robot.

087, you have been reprogrammed
to take orders from me.

Do you read me?

Affirmative.

Your wish is my command.

Fantastic!

087, can you get us out
of this lock up?

Affirmative.

Oh! What are you waiting for?

- Do it!
- It is done.

I think he might be the
key to all our problems.

Thanks, Mr. Robot, sir.

Come on, kids.
Let's get movin'.

We've got to get
that immobilizer

before Captain Brago
makes anymore of them.

Affirmative.

Oh! Doesn't he sound exciting?

We've got to split up
and try to find Brago.

Josie, you come along with me.

Oh! Alan!

I get to go with romantic robot.

Warning. Beware.

We are approaching an area
with many robot pirates.

Warning.

It worked!
So far, so good.

The only good thing is
to be far away.

Affirmative.

'This smart robot.'

Let's look over here.

Eh! Look down there!

(Josie) Wow! Dig that, it's
like a regular factory.

And what a factory!

Robots are building more robots.

Oh, boy!

If something doesn't stop them

we're going to be
surrounded by robots.

The thing that's gonna
stop 'em is us.

Come on!

[instrumental music]

What a dumb idea!

Shh! Get dressed.

Urgh! This thing
fits like a tent.

Oh! Now, Alexandra.

You're going to look
very attractive.

- I am?
- 'To another robot.'

Very funny!

Gee! We're gonna look
so much like robots.

I just hope Val doesn't
set 087 on us.

Attention! Captain
Brago speaking.

The prisoners have escaped!

All robots will join
in the search.

Repeat. All robots will join
in the search, at once.

Quick!
Over to that doorway.

My robots are in charge.

They will soon capture
your friends.

And then you will all once
again be my prisoners.

Return these prisoners
to the cell.

And stand guard until
the others are captured.

Yes, sir.

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

All this trouble, because
of my Kooky sister.

I wanna go home. All this
is great! Just great!

We'll never get out of here.

Stop whining, chicken brother.

Golly! You sound just like
my friend, Alexandra.

Melody, that's because
it is Alexandra.

And this one sounds
like Alan. Oh, my!

They've changed poor Alan and
Alexandra into tin cans.

Oh, my!

No, dumb, dumb!

It's us, in robot suits.

Val, you, Melody and
Alex, stay here.

While I go back and try
to get that immobilizer.

Alan, I know how we can
get it away from him.

The two of us can
take care of it now.

Okay, Alexandra, you stay here,
pretending to be on guard.

Doggone it!
She zonked me again.

Captain Brago.

We have come to adjust
the instruments.

Yes, yes, yes, go ahead.

As you command, sir.

[bang bang]

What's going on here?

Guards! Guards!

(Captain Brago)
'All our ships are leaving.'

'I did not issue that order.'

Halt!

Why you brainless, bungler!

Get away!

[bang]

You! An alien prisoner!

Quick, Alan.
Grab the immobilizer.

Get going, Josie.

[zap]

Ha ha! That's one.

Oh, boy!
Did I run into that?

[zap]

Ha ha ha! And that's two.

I feel like the daring
young girl

on the flying trapeze.

Now's our chance.

Let's rush him while
his back is turned.

Now, to round up
the others and--

Now!

Hey everybody, is this
what we're looking for?

Melody, stop Captain Brago.

Point that thing and
push the button.

Like that?

No, Melody. Not Alex,
Captain Brago.

Oh, golly! Sorry
about that, Alex.

I'll try again.

[zap]

I'll stop him!
I'll stop him!

Ring a ding rides again.

She immobilized everybody,
except the bad guy.

Well, nobody's perfect.

No! Don't point it
at yourself, Melody.

If you get frozen,
we're through!

How are we gonna figure out how
to reverse that dumb thing?

Why do you wanna reverse me?

Not you!

That other dumb thing.

Uh, he means the immobilizer.

Oh! That's easy.

You just push this
little button and --

(all) 'No! Stop!'

Don't be scared. This time
I'll keep my eyes open.

[zap]

- Good!
- Don't just stand there.

Hit me!

Meow.

Sock it to me, Melody.

Now, we're in charge.

Right! So, let's split
off this weirdo planet.

No, first we find Captain Brago

before he gets his robot
pirates back together again!

Calling all pirate spaceships.
Return to base at once!

Repeat! Return to base at once!

[dramatic music]

A-ah! My ships are
under control again.

There he is!
Let's grab him!

Robots, seize the prisoners.

Hold it!
We're outnumbered!

And out-powered!
Let's go!

[zoink]

Bingo!

You stopped them, Val.

Calling all pirate ships.
The prisoners are on the roof.

Capture them! Repeat!
Capture them!

bleep bleep bleep

Hit the deck! Here
comes the whole fleet!

Let me have that thing, Val.

Be my guest!

Watch the birdie!

[zap]

[cheering]

(Melody) 'That was neat, Alan.'

Uh! I think that was
the last of them.

Alan, look! Captain Brago!

(Alex) 'Oh! He's heading
for our ship!'

Stop him!

[zap]

(Josie) 'Hurray!'

- Hurray!
- Pranks on Brago!

- Ho-hoo!
- Hurray! Hurray!

- You're wonderful, Alan.
- Hurray!

That does it!

Hurray!

What are you going
to do with me?

These immobilizing rays will
wear off in a few hours.

So, all we're gonna do is say
goodbye, Captain Brago.

We've programmed old 087 to
take charge of everything here.

He'll keep everybody in line.

Even you, captain.

So, take over, 087.

Affirmative.

[dramatic music]

Well, here we go again!

If we only knew where.

Who cares! Anywhere, away
from that pirate planet.

Val, let me have that thing.

I'm going to freeze
Josie for a while.

And then I'll have
Alan all to myself.

No, Alexandra! This isn't a toy!

- It's--
- It won't hurt her.

[zap]

Get me out of this silly position.

I feel like a pretzel.

Cool it, Alexandra.

You'll unfreeze in a
couple of hours.

It's into the trash grinder.

Oh! You're ruining the
cute little thingamabob.

Right! Can you think of a way

to head off a whole
lot of trouble?

We're still a long
way from home.

O-oh!

[laughter]

[sniggering]

bleep bleep bleep

[laughter]

[whirring]

Ressync: Kilo

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a
rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all
by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is
a kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and
dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats
in outer space ♪