Josie and the Pussy Cats in Outer Space (1972-1974): Season 1, Episode 10 - Now You See Them, Now You Don't - full transcript

Are you wondering how healthy the food you are eating is? Check it - foodval.com
---
[theme song]

♪ Josie in outer space ♪

♪ Pussycats are all in place ♪

♪ Blasting off on another chase ♪

♪ Mars, stars, the Milky Way ♪

♪ When they're groovin'
who can say ♪

♪ Buckle up your seatbelts ♪

♪ They could be in
orbit in the stars ♪

♪ On a spooky planet
maybe Mars ♪

♪ There's no way of knowing ♪

♪ When they're groovin'
way above the atmosphere ♪



♪ Trying to get back to here ♪

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is
the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and
dig the chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪♪

[instrumental music]

(Seeno) 'Attention, Earth ship.
You will land immediately.'

W-what? What? What?

Did-did somebody say something?

'Attention, Earth ship.
You will land immediately.'



- Whoa!
- Do you see anyone?

Golly, there's nothing out there
in space but a lot of space.

[giggling]

(Seeno) 'Earth ship, if you
do not land immediately'

'you will be in great danger.'

G-g-great danger? Oh-ho-ho,
somebody do something.

Earth ship calling, calling..
Who are we calling?

Oh, let me do it, Josie.

Earth ship calling loudmouth.
Come in, loudmouth.

(Seeno) 'We hear you, Earth ship.'

'You will obey my order
to land immediately.'

But we can't obey your orders, sir.

We blasted off in to
space accidently.

- 'And, and--'
- We don't know how to land.

(Seeno) 'We will land it for you.'

Like let's try and start the
engines and get outta here.

Uh-oh, it's too late for that, Alex.

They're here.
Or something is here.

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

Golly, Bleep. I think
you're off your trolley.

[giggling]

How can you see a
spaceship out there?

(Melody) I can't see a thing.

(Alex) Come on! Somebody start
the engines. Let's go!

W-w-who's there?

(Seeno) 'You will stand aside.
I will fly your ship.'

(Alexandra) 'Listen,
you-you invisible thing.'

'You're not taking over our ship.'

[laughs] I got him. Whoa!

I don't want him. But I got him.
I got him. Ho-ho.

Now, he's got me. Whoo!

[chuckles]

Somebody, help!

Well, at least old loudmouth
knows how to fly our ship.

But where is he flying us to?

Maybe that answers your
question, Josie. Look!

- Oh, no!
- Oh!

- Oh!
- Oh!

(Alan) No!

A weird planet.

(Seeno) 'You will leave
the ship immediately.'

Alright. Alright, already.

No need to shove. Yucks!

(Alexandra) If I lived on this dump,
I wouldn't wanna be seen either.

It isn't exactly the garden spot
of the universe, is it?

(Josie) 'It looks like
a disaster area.'

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

Look everybody,
we're being followed.

[giggling]

'Our own marching band.'

Oh, thank you, sir. Whoever
and whatever you are.

'Also, wherever.'

[giggling]

(Seeno) 'Now, at last, we know
what Earthlings look like.'

[guffaws]

Bleep, bleep, bleep...

Golly, they're all around us?
They're all..

We can hear that, dum-dum.

(Seeno) 'Now, let's let the
Earthlings see what we look like.'

[guffaws]

Yikes!

[Alex sobbing]

(Josie) 'Like, wow.'

(Valerie) 'I like them
better invisible.'

Who are you?

I am Seeno.
Leader of the Invisos.

Seeno? Hah!

(Alexandra) Do you Invisos live
out here in the middle of this empty lot?

[all laughing]

Behold.

- Look at that.
- Golly.

- It's fantastic.
- Wow.

- Can you believe that?
- Wow!

Hey, what a neat trick.
Instant city.

[giggling]

But, why did you
bring us here, sir?

Because we have a special
interest in Earthlings.

Soon we are going to invade and
conquer your planet, Earth.

Huh! You wouldn't stand
a chance. That's silly.

You forget. We have
certain advantages.

He's right. How would you
stop an invisible army?

Well, you could put glue
all over the Earth

and they'd get awfully sticky.

Yeah, like we're stuck with you.

(Alexandra) 'We'll just have
to escape and warn everybody on Earth.'

Escape? In that?

[guffaws]

(Alex) 'You and your
big mouth, Alexandra.'

You are my prisoners.

You will remain here under guard.

I shall return soon.

[chuckles]

(Melody) Golly, he's real
gone, isn't he?

[giggles]

Like, what do we do now?

We've got to find out what
gives the Invisos

their powers of invisibility.

But how?

Hey, if you Pussycats
belt out a number

maybe it'll give the rest of us

a chance to sneak off
and snoop around.

[upbeat music]

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Get a-moving ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Go on faster ♪

♪ Tu tu tu tu tu tu ♪

♪ Now let's dance let's
dance the brains away ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Let's dance the
brains away ♪♪

[applause]

I wonder if the other kids
have found anything yet.

Psst. Look what I found.

(Alan) 'They must be guarding
something top secret.'

'I wonder where that road leads.'

L-look! Look up.

(Alan) 'Let's sneak up there
and have a closer look.'

Why? Why? The view is great
right from here.

Oh, you two-legged jelly fish.
Get going.

[Alex sobbing]

(male #1) 'Halt! No one
permitted beyond this point.'

[Alex chuckles]
We-well..

Well, s-sorry about that, sir.

I-I didn't see the street sign.

[nervous chuckle]

There's more than one
way to skin a mountain.

Did you have to say skin?

(Alexandra)
'We'll find another way up.'

We will?

Hey, I'm hungry.

Let's try and find the others

and then we'll think
about food, Melody.

That reminds me. I have
some bubble gum with me.

Come on, Bleep.

'Let's catch up with
Josie and Valerie.'

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

- What's wrong, Bleep?
- Hey, where did Melody go?

(Melody) 'Golly, Josie.
I'm right here in front of you.'

- M-M-Melody?
- M-M-Melody?

[pop]

'Of course, who else?'

[giggles]

Just a little further
and we'll be there.

(Alexandra) 'Who knows if one
of those invisible weirdos'

might be climbing along
right behind us.

[Sebastian mewling]

That's only Alex, Sebastian.

[Alex whining]

Hmm. Perhaps, I underestimated
the Earthlings.

Their ingenuity heightens.

(Melody) 'Josie, that tickles.'

[laughs]

- It is Melody.
- 'Who did you think I was?'

[chuckles]

Melody, what made you invisible?

(Melody) 'Invisible?'

'Golly! Am I invisible?'

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

(Melody) 'Bleep says some kind
of rays are acting funny'

'on the count of my bubble gum.'

- 'Imagine that.'
- Bubble gum?

Melody, take it out of your
mouth for a second.

(Melody) 'Okay.'

[giggling]

Melody, on the ship

where do you keep the
supply of bubble gum?

Next to that big box called
Energy, uh, whatchamawhoseis.

That's it. The bubble gum must
have picked up electronic energy

and is reacting to the rays.

(Melody) 'I did all that? Golly!'

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

- So far, so good.
- Ah, I wouldn't bet on that.

Well, if we're surrounded
by invisible soldiers

there's one way to find out.

Let's go!

(Alexandra) What in
heaven's name is that?

(Alan) 'I don't know
what it is, but, wow!'

[Seeno laughs]

'I was expecting you.'

[nervous chuckle]

We were just looking
around and, uh

well, we sort of got lost, sir.

I, uh, ha-ha, I'll be
seein' you. I hope not.

(Seeno) 'This is my refractor
ray transmitter.'

'As long as it is in operation'

'my people can become
invisible at will.'

Well, how come it works
on you and not on us?

My people have absorbed
the electronic energy

from our atmosphere.

And the refractor rays
react to this

controlling visibility.

If we can put that refractor
ray transmitter on the blink

I think we can make the
Invisos permanently visible.

(Alexandra) Good. Then we can
see these creeps we're up against.

Come on, Alex. Let's get
to that transmitter.

(Alexandra) 'Hey, watch it.'

[Seeno guffaws]

Put me down,
you miserable invisible.

We must lock them up.

If Melody's bubble gum reacts
to invisible refractor rays

where are the rays coming from?

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

We could?

Bleep says if we had
a metal strip

we could use me as a
direction finder.

[giggles]

- Whatever that is.
- Hey, that's right.

By shielding Melody,
we can figure out

the source of the rays.

Oh, if we only had
some metal strips.

Yeah, but where do we
find any up here?

Do you mean a shiny metal strip
like my bubble gum wrapper?

- Tin foil?
- That's it. Tin foil.

And rays will go through tin foil.

'Melody, you're a genius.'

Me? Golly, is that like a
dum-dum or a ding-a-ling?

Even better. Make yourself
invisible, Melody.

Here I go.

[giggles]

Hold still, Melody.

Hi.

[cackles]

It works.

That means the invisible
refractor rays

are coming from that direction.

Yikes! Is that where the
rays are coming from?

[dramatic music]

I wonder where the girls
are and what they're doing?

Whatever they're doing is
better than what we're doing.

If we could only let
them know where we are.

Yeah. Maybe they could
get us out of here.

- But there's no way.
- Oh, yes, there is.

[mewls]

Right! Sebastian, the girls
are our only hope.

Don't you dare come
back without them.

[mewls]

(Melody) 'Gee-whirr, look!
The guard houses are empty.'

(Josie) 'Maybe the guards are
there and invisible like you, Melody.'

Bleep, bleep, bleep..

Bleep thinks I should give both
of you some bubble gum, too.

Wow! Why didn't we think of that?

I only have one more piece.

We'll split it, Val. Half
for you and half for me.

Golly, half a piece
was only enough

to make you half invisible,
or half visible.

[chuckles]

Well, Melody can walk through
and they won't see her.

But we'll have to sneak around
behind the guard houses.

Melody, we'll meet you half
way up the mountain.

Okay. I'll be seeing you.
Or half of you.

[chuckles]

(Valerie) 'Melody, watch out.
They'll see that bubble.'

(Melody) 'Oh, that's right.
I forgot.'

'Me and my bubble forgot.'

[giggles]

Psst. Here comes Sebastian.

[sniveling]

But he's all alone.

Sebastian, I warned
you not to come back

without the other kids.

Boy, are you gonna get it.

meow meow meow

What's that fuzzy
feline pointing at?

I don't see anything.

(Melody) 'Hi, everybody!'

[giggles]

Melody. Where are you?

(Melody) 'Right here.'

Where? Where?

- Alley-oop. Right here.
- Melody.

[chuckles] You are here.

Abracadabra. Bye.

Hey! Gone!

Like, wow! How did you pull
that kind of a trick?

Let her explain later.

Right now, get us
out of here, Melody.

Try those keys, Melody.

(Melody) 'Follow me and
I'll take you to Val and Josie.'

Oh, boy. Even when she's
invisible, she's a dum-dum.

How can we follow you when
we can't even see you?

(Melody) 'Oh, golly, that's right.'

'Follow my bubble.'

[giggles]

Lead on, you big dum-dum.

It was the charged bubble
gum that made Melody invisible.

And we only had half a stick

so, we each became
only half invisible.

Or half visible.

Uh, depending on how
you look at it.

We know where that Inviso
ray transmitter is.

We've gotta put it
out of commission.

Well, what are we waiting for?

Right. Come on, everybody.

Melody, let's go.

(Melody) 'I'll be
right behind you.'

'Bleep thinks we might be
able to use this rope.'

Being half visible is as
bad as being half invisible.

Yeah. We might as well
take this gum out.

What is this?
A trick?

Hi.

What's going on?

You're reacting to my
transmitter. Why?

(Alan) 'How about that, Seeno?
A dose of your own medicine.'

- You're through!
- You pesky intruders.

'I'll have you removed.
I'll call my troops at once.'

(Melody) 'I've got him!
I've got him!'

Don't let go, Melody.

[swoosh]

[thud]

Okay. That takes care of him.

You Earth aliens will
never get away with this!

(Alex) 'Huh? Help!
He got away.'

No, he's still here.
He's just invisible.

As soon as we mess up
this transmitter

we'll be able to see him.

(Seeno) 'Guards! Guards!'

'I order you to capture
all those who have..'

[mumbling]

If I unhook this circuit

I think it'll cross
up the transmitter.

Give it a try, Val.

I'm stumped.
Nothing I try works.

Why don't we just throw
the dumb thing over the cliff?

Yeah. That'll sure put
it out of commission.

And I know how we can throw it.

(Josie) 'How goes it, Val?'

So far, so good.

What a rock and roll this'll be.

All set?

(Melody) 'All wrapped up here.'

'Fit to be tied.'

[chuckles]

All set here, Val.

When this candle burns
down through this rope

the big rock will fall, and
that rope will jerk the transmitter

'right out the window.'

(Melody) 'Then bye-bye
transmitter.'

[chuckles]

(Josie) 'Wow! It's a
beautiful plan, Val.'

As soon as Valerie
lights the candle

'let's get back to our ship.'

Okay, everybody.
Here she goes.

Run!

[grunting]

Okay, Alexandra. Upsy-daisy.

The others are up front.

This is the dumbest
thing I ever heard of.

How can we fly a ship
we can't even see?

It won't be easy.

Relax, we'll be able
to see our ship

the minute the
transmitter is wrecked.

Guards! Guards! Help! Help!

Valerie, Alex. Over here.

Guards! Guards!
Stop the aliens!

(Seeno on PA system)
'Attention, all Invisos.'

'The aliens from
Earth have escaped.'

'Capture them.'

[snap]

I repeat, the aliens
from Earth have--

[rumbling]

Guards! After them!

Oh, look!
Let's get out of here!

(Alan) Fasten your seat belts.

(Josie) Ready, Alan.

[whoosh]

(Alex) 'W-we made it!
We made it!'

Uh-oh, they're gonna chase us.

I wouldn't be too sure
of that, Alan. Watch.

[rattle rattle]

'We loosened their
landing gear a little.'

[crash]

- Goodbye.
- See you later.

- See you later.
- Bye.

- Bye..
- Get it?

Hope we never see
you again? Huh?

I'll get you for this.
You've destroyed everything.

Seeno's blowing a fuse.

(Valerie) 'Yeah. I also
shorted out his power supply.'

But we still don't
know how to get

this flying tin can
back to Earth.

True, but if we do ever
get back to Earth

we won't have to worry
about an invisible invasion.

I sure hope we've seen the last

of that creepy Seeno
and his gang.

Silly, I never could
see those Invisos.

[giggling]

- 'Bubble gum, anyone?'
- 'Bubble gum?'

- 'Oh, no.'
- 'Not again.'

(Alexandra) 'Why not?
It matches her bubble-head.'

[all laughing]

Ressync: Kilo

[theme song]

♪ They're blasting off now ♪

♪ Josie's on a rocket ride ♪

♪ Pussycats all by her side ♪

♪ Bleep Bleep is
the kooky guide ♪

♪ Come along and make a chase ♪

♪ With the Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ The Pussycats
in outer space ♪

♪ Yeah ♪