Jonas (2009–2010): Season 2, Episode 13 - Band of Brothers - full transcript

Previously on Jonas LA...

Record one song with me.

Word on the street is you're doing
a solo record with Mantra?

-Everybody thinks the band is breaking up.
-Solution?

We could play a gig for the fans so they
could see that we're staying together.

You think we could pull that off?

Stella Malone, will you be my girlfriend?

-Yes.
-Say, Joe, what's your big secret?

Mona offered me the starring role
in the sequel to Forever April.

-How long will you be gone?
-A long time.

Hey, Mace, where's Stella?



She's gone.
Aunt Lisa's driving her to the airport.

Stella's going home.

Hurry up, Kevin!
Anything from Stella?

No, she's not answering.
She's gone dark. She is off the grid.

Macy, breathe, OK?

Aunt Lisa is just taking
Stella to the airport.

I'm sorry. It's just that
my best friend suddenly skipped town,

-so, yes, I'm a little freaked out.
-Well, I'm gonna get her back...

if my ride ever gets down here.
Kevin Percy!

-Don't call me Percy.
-What took you so long?

-I couldn't find my driving gloves.
-Oh, right.

Because your delicate hands are way
more important than losing Stella forever.

Just buckle up.
Let's roll.

-Get her back, Joe!
-Preferably before the gig.



-Hit it!

-Let's burn rubber!
-Whoo!

Um, oh...

You've gotta be kidding me.

She's in a mood.
Hold my gloves.

Oh, no!

-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ I was sitting at home ♪

♪ Watching TV all alone ♪

♪ So tired of routines ♪

♪ The day goes on and on ♪

♪ So I pick up the phone ♪

♪ Call everyone I know ♪

♪ I say there's gonna be a party ♪

♪ Hit the music, here we go, yeah ♪

♪ You gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Tell the DJ to play our song ♪

♪ Are you ready to rock and roll? ♪

♪ Gotta live to party
Bust your move ♪

♪ Everybody's in the groove ♪

♪ Live to ♪

♪ Party! ♪

Yes, the band is still together.
That's why we're doing this gig.

-Great. Thank you so much.

-Did you get a place?
-The gig is on.

Yay!
This is so exciting.

A secret show just for your fans?
Where's it going to be?

-If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
-Oh.

This is going to be epic.

I just hope Joe and Kevin
make it back on time.

I just hope they make it
out of the driveway.

Dude, Stella's flight leaves in an hour.

Listen, if you ran on cooking oil,
you'd be temperamental, too.

-Is this a car or a science project?
-It's a car,

-and it's saving the earth.
-By not running.

Oh, look, your sarcasm fixed it!

-Really?
-No.

-It's Stella.

Stella, are you all right?

Macy, I'm fine. I just couldn't take
the Joe drama anymore.

Listen to me,
if you get on that plane,

you will lose any chance
for you and Joe to be together.

-Please don't try to talk me out of this.
-I just want you to think about it.

That's just it!
I'm tired of thinking about it.

I'm tired of talking about it.
I'm just... tired.

I want this summer to be over.

Ah, she said she just wants
the summer to be over.

-Let me talk to her.
-OK.

Stella, it's Nick.
Listen--

-Put Macy back on.
-Copy that.

-Joe is coming to get you.
-What? No, no, no, no!

-Tell him not to.
- I can't.

-Why?
-Because...

he's speeding to the airport
as we speak.

- Come on, man.

OK, we got this.

Tell Kevin to get that
hunk of junk moving.

-Sorry, Mace. I'll see you back at home.
-Wait, no, Stella...

Stella...

-He's coming after you?
-Yep.

Wow.

I remember when my rocker boyfriend
came after me... oh.

-What happened?
-Nothing.

He just wanted to make sure
I was really leaving.

-Cool.
-Yeah.

-Go, got it, come on, get in!

Go, go, go, go, go.

Oh, wait, Joe, I forgot my driving scarf.

-Go!
-Sorry.

You were right about rock stars,
Aunt Lisa.

They always break your heart.

Oh, I do say that a lot, don't I?

You know, everyone has a song to sing
and that one's yours.

Yeah, but, honey,
Joe might be different.

Oh, are you kidding me?
Please don't go soft on me now.

Look, I know I've been tough on Joe

and I've tried to protect you,
but when you two finally got together--

-Yeah, for one day.
-I know, I know.

But it was the happiest
I'd seen you all summer.

Are you sure this is
how you want it to end?

Is there ever a good way for it to end?

If this is what you really want,
then I'm on team Stella.

You really are the cool aunt.

I'm gonna miss you.

-Oh.
-Why are we stopping?

There's no positive spin on this:
we're out of cooking oil.

Kevin, Stella's probably boarding
her plane right now.

We're like a mile away from the airport.

I know.
I'm really sorry.

Do you smell that?

-I hate this game.
-No...

It's a burger truck!
We can fuel up.

-I'm not hungry!
-Not us, the car. Come on.

OK.

-Um, excuse me, Gus!
-Gus!

Please, my friends call me Greasy.

Whoa!
You're the two dudes from Jonas.

-Sorry about the breakup, boys.
-We're not breaking up!

Listen, we're in a tough spot.
Do you think you could spare

about five gallons
of cooking oil for my car?

Oh, cool.

Keeping it green, I like that.

Sorry, boys, I just recycled the last
of my used cooking oil this morning.

Oh, come on,
you gotta have something back there.

I really need to get to the airport.

Hey, you should go
to my brother's truck.

-That guy never recycles his cooking oil.
-Where's your brother?

-Jail, man!
-For not replacing his cooking oil?

No, man, for stealing my mom's monkey.

That's it. I've got to get to Stella
before she gets on that plane.

-Joe, what about the show?
-I'll meet you there!

Hurry!

♪ There's a storm coming up
And I've got to prepare ♪

♪ Myself ♪

♪ 'Cause this feeling's getting
Stronger every day ♪

♪ Something's creeping inside ♪

♪ Everything is about to change ♪

♪ Gotta face the fact
That I can't walk away ♪

♪ And this is critical ♪

♪ I am feeling helpless ♪

♪ So hysterical ♪

♪ And this can't be healthy ♪

♪ I can't eat or sleep
When you're not with me ♪

♪ Baby, you're the air I breathe ♪

♪ And this is critical ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ So stuck on you ♪

♪ Used to run and hide ♪

♪ Used to back out of love ♪

♪ But I can't escape this time ♪

♪ Oh, no! ♪

♪ This is critical... ♪

This is the final boarding call...

♪ I am feeling helpless ♪

♪ So hysterical ♪

♪ And this can't be healthy ♪

♪ I can't eat or sleep
When you're not with me ♪

♪ You're the air I breathe ♪

♪ And this is critical ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ So stuck on you ♪

How's it going?

Not so good for me.
Lost my girl.

I mean, I could blame it on my career
or the cooking oil,

but let's face it, it's all my fault.

-No English.
-Nein.

Perfect.

Jonas, Jonas, Jonas!

All right, everybody, the backstage
is off limits, so keep moving.

And if you're not in the band,
please take a seat in the stands.

Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!

Hi. Um, we're looking
for the VIP Section.

Vanessa, Mona, hi.

Thank you guys so much for coming out.
I'm so glad you could make it.

But actually tonight,
everyone here is a very important person.

OK, um, but where do the movie stars sit?

On their butts in the stand,
like everybody else.

Listen, sassy pants,
I directed Joe's movie,

and right now I need to
get backstage and schmooze.

Um, the potties are by
the lifeguard station.

"Schmooze" is Hollywood for talk.

Well, this is Kiara for "keep moving."

OK, I'll tell you what, you order
enough nuggets, fries and taquitos

and I'll give you the drippings.

Throw in some onion rings
you just got yourself a deal.

-If you sing my brother a birthday song.
-All right.

Hey, Arlo?
Yeah.

I got you a Jonas.
Check this out.

♪ Greasy's brother
This is your day ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dude, yeah ♪

-That was beautiful, man.
-Uh, thanks.

I made it up myself. Uh, actually,
can I just get the oil, now?

Coming right up.

Jonas, Jonas, Jonas, Jonas...

-Where are your brothers?
-On their way, I hope.

Those fans out there
don't want to hear on their way.

No, they want to hear,
"Ladies and gentlemen, Jonas!"

Well, maybe I should go up there

and play a couple songs,
warm up the crowd a little bit.

Are you kidding me?
The whole purpose of this gig

is to show the fans
that you're not going solo,

so you going out there solo would be
the opposite of you not going solo.

Oddly enough that makes sense.

So, what do we do?

It's Macy time.

-What does that mean exactly?
-I've got this.

Jonas, Jonas, Jonas!

What's up, LA?

Well, I know all of you are here
to see your favorite band, Jonas.

OK, chill, guys,
they'll be out in just a bit.

But until then,
who wants to hear some jokes?

- No, no, no, no!

You guys will love it, trust me.
It killed at Thanksgiving.

OK, so two penguins approach each other,

and one says, "You look like
you're wearing a tuxedo."

No wait, I messed that up.
Hold on, give me a second.

OK, OK, I got it! I got it!

I got it.
So, two penguins approach each other,

and one says, "It looks like
you're wearing a tuxedo."

And then the other one says,
"How do you know I'm not?"

You stink!

You know, Franz,
it's the same story in any language.

Guy screws up, guy loses the girl,
he never gets a second chance.

Thanks for listening to me.

Auf wiedersehen, dude.

I think I just got my second chance.

Stella!

What are you doing here?

I came to say I'm sorry
and to stop you from leaving.

What are you doing here?

I couldn't get on my plane.

-That's good.
-No, it's not.

It means that staying here
didn't feel right,

but neither did leaving, so here I am,

sitting on my suitcase,
wondering where I belong.

-You belong with me.
-Joe, we tried this.

-Where are you going?
-It doesn't work!

And nothing that you can say
is going to change it.

I love you!

-What?
-I love you.

I love that I remember
what you look like with braces.

I love that you'll spend an hour
picking out bandanas with me.

I love that the whole summer
you were in the pool,

-and you managed not to get your hair wet.

I love that when anything
good happens to me,

the first person
I want to tell is you.

-Joe--
-I don't care!

I want everyone to know
I love Stella Malone!

Joe.

If I say, "I love you, too,"
will you be quiet?

Yes.

I love you, too.

- Aww.

Well, this has been
an interesting summer.

How do we make this work?

I have no idea.

I guess we just live in the moment.

I'm really enjoying this moment.

-Moment over.
-Why?

You're really late for your show.

-Like, really late.
-Yeah, let's go, come on.

It is so simple.
They're penguins.

They all look like
they're wearing tuxedoes.

But this one penguin was messing
with the other penguin so he says,

"How do you know
I'm not wearing a tuxedo?"

But of course he's not because
he's a stinking penguin!

-They don't even make tuxedoes that small!

Oh!
OK, that's better.

Oh, wow.

All right, ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Jonas!

♪ Hey, this is the night ♪

♪ This is the night ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ My heart goes boom
As the stars go blue ♪

♪ Like a sea of cell phone lights ♪

♪ The moon gets light
As the sun goes down ♪

♪ Somewhere behind the Hollywood sign ♪

Hi!

♪ Have you ever felt like
You're living in the shadows? ♪

♪ Have you ever felt kept down? ♪

♪ I know sometimes
That it feels like a battle ♪

♪ But it can turn around ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ The kick drum starts as the boulevard ♪

♪ Fills up with all
The boys and the girls ♪

♪ From Jersey town to the LA crowd ♪

♪ They're hearing us all over the world ♪

♪ Have you ever felt like
Standing on a rooftop? ♪

♪ Have you ever wanted to scream? ♪

♪ Everybody dance
Burn it up till we blastoff ♪

♪ Just like a rocking machine, yeah! ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

Yeah!

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not alone tonight ♪

♪ So raise up your hands
And touch the sky ♪

♪ 'Cause we're not alone tonight ♪

♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

♪ Hey! ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Hey, yeah! ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive! ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

-♪ This is the night ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

-♪ Can you feel it? ♪
-♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ This is the night, this is the night ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ I'm feeling alive, feeling alive ♪

-Whoo!
-Whoo!

Thank you, Los Angeles!

-We are Jonas.
-And we're still a band.

Hey, fans.
Macy here again.

Things are winding down
at Casa de la Jonas,

which is still horrible Spanish.

So, Nick, anything planned
now that the summer's almost over?

Well, I will be recording one song
with the legendary Mantra.

Anything else?

I hope to be spending some time
with someone who is very sweet,

beautiful and smart.

See you soon, Mom.

You know it's you!

You're strong.

Be a good girl.
Keep your top up.

Keep your valves clean.

- Um, hi, Kevin.
-Oh, hey, Mace.

Just saying goodbye.
Putting her in storage.

Oh, well, you'll be back soon
to direct David Henrie's new movie.

Oh, yeah, Camp Ninja.

There's actually been a few...
script changes.

It's now called,
The Life of Thomas Jefferson.

Oh, but don't worry,
there'll be plenty of ninjas.

You're a good girl.

Oh, you guys are so cute together.

I know, right?

So, what does the future hold
for the two of you?

Well, right now in this moment,
we're happy.

And in this moment, too.

And in this one and this one.

-And this one.
-She gets it, babe.

-Oh.
-We're happy.

We really are.
We're so happy.

Oh!
Well, that's it.

This is Macy Misa saying
it was a summer like no other.

See you next time.

♪ LA, LA, baby ♪

♪ LA, LA, baby ♪

♪ Driving down the highway ♪

♪ With a Californ-i-a ♪

♪ Breeze in my hair ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I know your location, baby ♪

♪ That's my destination, see you there ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ So, here we go ♪

-♪ Come on let's ♪
-♪ Go ♪

-♪ We gotta ♪
-♪ Go, go ♪

♪ Bring it on ♪

♪ The two of us tonight ♪

♪ We can make it last forever ♪

♪ We're in the neon lights ♪

♪ It's just you and me together ♪

-♪ Hollywood ♪
-♪ Yeah ♪

-♪ Is the time ♪
-♪ Right ♪

♪ The stars are shining ♪

♪ For you and me tonight ♪

♪ In this city ♪

♪ Dreams are made of ♪