Jane the Virgin (2014–…): Season 2, Episode 22 - Chapter Forty-Four - full transcript

Jane and Michael's wedding plans go awry; Jane wants to change her graduate thesis but worries doing so will interfere with her big day; Rafael considers telling Jane about his feelings; Anezka has a health emergency; Xo gets unexpected news.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: So, here we are.
After the mother of all love triangles,

Jane finally chose Michael. And
the wedding was supposed to be

in the Villanueva house, only it flooded.

So Rogelio rebuilt the house

on the soundstage of his telenovela.

Sweet, right? Not as sweet:

Xiomara slept with
Rogelio's nemesis, Esteban.

Look, I-I made a huge mistake.

Rafael. You see, he lost Jane.

Oh, and his mom turned
out to be a crime lord.

And his stepmother Rose is one too.

Or, she was. Yup. That's
Raf's sister Luisa.

And, well, Rose was the love of her life.

Until she met Michael's partner Susanna.

You need to go back to rehab.

So that when you're out I can take you out.

speaking of complicated love lives,

Rafael's other baby mama, Petra,

still has feelings for him.

And her long-lost twin
Anezka was encouraging her.

I think he is starting to love you again.

Oh, and Anezka is also
epileptic. And honestly,

there are a million other things happening.

But we have a wedding to get to already,

so let's go!

When Jane Gloriana
Villanueva was a young girl

there was one story she loved to be told

over and over again.

Go on.


JANE: The same veil

that your mother wore?

Your shoe!

[crack] [people gasp]

[indistinct chatter]


it was the greatest love story ever told.


is tomorrow!

We... we should stop.

[sighs heavily]

One more day.

Just one more day.

35 hours, 17 minutes, but who's counting?

Seriously. I can't wait...

For all the sex? Yeah, I get that.

To marry you.

[sighing]: Oh.

[wedding bells ringing]

[sighs] ‭Do we really
have to go out there?

One more day.

Just one more day.

Yes, Charo, playing when
Mateo comes down the aisle.

I have to go. Florist on line two.

Jane, Michael, I have

a hundred things to run by you! No!

I can't be at the church early.

Everyone knows that it's customary

for the father of the
bride to drive the bride

to the ceremony. Hello, are you awake?

- Hello? Wake up! Hello?!
- Dad, stop, stop.

You can't talk like that to the florist!

Oh, it's fine.

She and I, we like to banter

a little. Anyway,

you're just in time

for Mateo's practice session.

Because, after all, we
cannot have a ring bearer cry

- in the middle of the ceremony.
- Mateo will be fine.

And you need to take a
few deep breaths, okay?

I'm sorry. I'm just so happy

that the wedding is finally here.

Go for Rogelio.

I really, really can't
wait for our honeymoon.

Oh, my God.


I forgot to change the reservation

- after the wedding moved up.
- What?

- I reminded you.
- I meant to,

but it's just been a crazy
week, starting the job again.

Yeah, I get that. Of course,
it's been a really crazy week

for me too, trying to
change my thesis. And I still

was able to call everyone personally

and explain to them why
we moved the wedding,

and I rebooked people's
hotels, and I cancelled

- the rehearsal dinner.
- I know, and I'm gonna fix this.

We're gonna have somewhere
to stay on our wedding night

that is not here, with my family,

at Rafael's hotel?

Yes. Absolutely.


RAFAEL: Sounds great.

Okay, I'll see you soon.

Your sister?

You had your Luisa voice.


She is on her way.

Hopefully in good shape,
'cause I could really use

a break from family drama right now.

You'll recall Rafael's family drama

had recently taken a turn for the bonkers,

even by Solano family standards.

- How do you feel?
- Well, I'm glad

my mother's in jail.

Now I just want them to find my brother.


But I asked how do you feel?

Not great.

It's all a little much sometimes, you know?

It's Jane.

I'm sorry, I got to go, it's urgent.

Are you okay, is everything okay?

Yes, yes, you just have to see this!

Raf's here, Mom put him down.

Okay, are you watching, are you ready?

- Yes. For what? ‭
- Mateo,

come here. Show Daddy.

Come here.

‭RAFAEL: Oh, my God,
he's walking! He's...

- Can you believe it?
- No, I can't bel...

- This is amazing!
- I know, I know. He just...

He was pushing the
wagon, and then he let go.


the most amazing and coordinated boy

in human history.

And just in time to walk down the aisle.

[sighs] Okay, I got to run.
I just wanted you to see that.

No, no, thank you for texting.
Where are you going, by the way?

To meet with my advisor. I'm
trying to change my thesis.

The one you were trying
to get approved forever?

Yeah. I-I just realized
that my heart is not in it.

But, you know, it may be
too late to make a change.

Unless somebody else tells
me that they loved me.

- Wait, what?
- I said unless my professor okays it.


Bye, Mr. Sweetface.

My little walker.

Oh, the places you'll go. [Giggling]

speaking of big milestones.

Congratulations. Glad
you're back on the force.

Thank you, sir. Oh, hey,

did you ever find out
who leaked the details

about the Sin Rostro
investigation to the press?

We're working on that.

Now go. Enjoy your wedding.

It's got to be him. He's the only one

who had access to all the information.

[horn honking]

So you... you're still together?

I know, it's weird.

Actually, I was wondering

if she could be my plus
one to your wedding.

Oh. I mean... Uh... Forget it.

It's weird. ‭Uh, well, let me just...

I'll ask Jane.

'Cause, you know, Luisa...

accidentally inseminated her and all.

Yeah. Of course. I get it.

That's what Jane just said.

Be quiet! Oh, no, not you. Her.

Okay, no more excuses.
We are less than 24 hours

till go time. [Gasps]

Okay, well, tell Bruno
Mars if he doesn't confirm,

I'm cutting him from the wedding lineup.

Yes, I know he played the "Super Bowl".

Tell him this is the
Super Bowl of weddings.

Hey, did you ever get
a firm answer from Dina?

Oh, she can't

make it, she needs to get all
her work done before the strike.

Okay. Well, you know, if that changes,

just let me know and we'll squeeze her in.

Don't you give me attitude!

- What? ‭
- Not you. Her.

Relax, relax.

Yeah, no, no, not you. You don't relax,

you do the opposite of relaxing.

[doorbell rings]

Yeah, well, Rise above and all that.

Xiomara Villanueva?

This is from...

I can see who it's from!



Okay. I-I might have...

spent the night with Esteban.

It was a mistake and I told
him to back off, but he won't.



No one can know

- about this. Especially...
- [phone rings]

I was gonna say Rogelio.

But yeah, Jane would be pissed too.

Hi, hon.

How was the meeting?

Oh, not great. Donaldson says

I can't change my thesis without
submitting something else.

And I don't know what I
do want to write about.

Maybe it's for the best?

- So you can focus on the wedding?
- Yeah, maybe.

Anyway, don't forget to bring
my shoes to the rehearsal.

- And don't be late.
- I won't. And we won't be late,

- don't worry.
- Sorry.

It's just... this is the
important part, you know?

Like, the actual sacrament of marriage.

And I just really want it to go well.

It will, don't worry.

[exhales] Okay. Bye.


Why do you have

a sex basket

from my mortal enemy?

[scoffs] That's not a sex basket.

I know a sex basket when I see one.

It was just once.

It meant nothing.

Which brings us here, now.

Sorry again, they should be
here any minute. [Chuckles]

As long as this doesn't happen tomorrow.

Since we accommodated your
last-minute schedule change,

we have a very limited window.

Oh, I-I know, absolutely.
And you know what they say...

bad rehearsal, great wedding.

Some good news, at least.

The Biltmore had a
last-minute cancellation.

Guess who scored the presidential suite?

- Whoa.
- ‭Yeah.

Wait, how much did that cost?

Like 1,700 bucks.

- What?
- ‭Yeah.

That is, like, half of our
budget for our honeymoon.

- Why didn't you consult with me?
- Consult you?

We're getting married.

So, what, I got to consult you every time

- I want to spend money now?
- That much, yes.

- Hi there, hi.
- Sorry we're late.

Good, we can start, let's start.

Sounds good. Uh, first, hi, everyone.

You told me to fix this.
I'm sorry I didn't ask you

- exactly how to fix it.
- Don't be sarcastic.

First, welcome, everyone,
to this joyous occasion.

Let's-let's get everyone lined up.

Jane, who's walking you down the aisle?

Oh, my-my parents and my grandma.


Okay, let's go.

[exclaims softly] Oh...

Oops... looks like we might
need to narrow down to two.


I agree. Xiomara, you
should move to the rear.

- Excuse me?

- It's only right.
- Oh, don't you start.

- Me start, me start?
- Guys, what's going on?

I'm not the one who slept with the devil!

friends, that's when Jane's

newly-mobile son took off.

Oh, no, Mateo!

Mateo, no! Oh, oh! [Shrieks]

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: On the bright side,

if bad rehearsals really
do make good weddings,

this is going to be the best wedding ever.

We are so sorry, Father.

We've just been under so much pressure.

‭I'm fine.

I'll see you tomorrow.

I'm sorry, Jane. I
shouldn't have said anything.

- So, so sorry.
- I was so mad.

[Xiomara sighs] ROGELIO: Why are you moving

- your-your head like this?
- What? ‭What?

'Cause you two are not fighting
the night before my wedding.

After my wedding, you
two can kill each other,

but before my wedding, everyone gets along.

Got it?

[sighs heavily]

Oh. I'm so sorry.

No, I should have consulted you.

I... I just got defensive
'cause I ruined our honeymoon.

Oh. ‭I'll cancel the fancy hotel.

- No. No.
- ‭lt's happening.

[Mateo crying] ‭Ah.

It feels weird, leaving...

- It's fine. I'll see you tomorrow.
- Mm-hmm.

And then, every day for
the rest of our lives.

I love you.

I love you, too.

PETRA: Rafael just runs to her. I mean,

- when will it end? ‭
- Tomorrow.

The sun always coming out tomorrow.

When he sees Jane being married,
which is why you must be there.

I already don't even know
if I should go at this point.

- No, you must.

Why is it so important to her?

For future relationship with Jane.

And because

when-when Rafael sees
her marrying someone else,

he will need comfort... from you.

No. No, I told him

I don't want him if he's
in love with someone else.

And I meant it.

I mean it, Raf. I am
committed to my sobriety.

And to earning your trust back.

And this thing with
Susanna... is it serious?

Yes. [Laughs]

But it's different than
any relationship I've had.

We haven't even had sex,
just light hand play,

because she wants to get
to know each other first.

So how are you?


Still love Jane.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Direct, to the point.

She's the love of my life.

And yes, I know, she's getting married.

I don't know. Maybe if I tell her.

If there's even the slightest chance

she won't walk down the
aisle, then I have to.

I mean, right?

And friends, knowing Luisa

as he did, he fully expected her to say...

- Don't do it.

Trust me, I get it.

I thought I would never love
again the way that I loved Rose.

But, then I met Susanna, and now...

I'm starting to feel the same exact way.

And you will, too.

Just let Jane go.

Hun, let it go. So you fought.

It's not that.

There's just so much we haven't
talked about. Basic stuff.

Marriage stuff. Tomorrow's
just the wedding.

And the rehearsal was a disaster.

What if tomorrow's awful?


man she lost her virginity to.

But it was perfect.

The shoes, the veil...

[audience gasping, murmuring]

So, the veil I'm wearing tomorrow...?



[phone chimes]

Oh, man. ‭Oh!

It's Michael.


JANE: Three times a week?

At Abuela's? That's-that's a lot.

But how about two dinners a week?


36 hours is my maximum

for dirty dishes to stay.


And now for item 23.

I know it's a big one.


When do we want to have another kid?

[magical tinkling]

they're having all the feels.

[magical tinkling] LATIN LOVER
NARRATOR: All three of them.



[Jane gasps]

viewer, that's when it hit her!

I know what my new thesis should be.

It's a love story loosely
based on my grandparents.

It'll start in Venezuela and
explore class differences,

religion, sexual stigma,
their journey to America.

- Jane...
- I can even make it bilingual even.

Jane, it sounds wonderful, but...

Don't tell me it's too late.

The committee is meeting right now.

There's no time to write a new proposal.

Please. I can't spend an entire year

working on something
I'm not passionate about.

You know what? Just come in now.

Pitch the idea in person.

Jane, she hates the marriage plot.

I have... a... thing.

Well, you're just gonna have to decide

if your thing is more
important than your thesis.

[sighs] JANE: And it's on the way.

And I will make it to our
wedding with time to spare,

but I will not go if
you are not okay with it.

MICHAEL: You're on your way, aren't you?

I am, yes, but I am ready and willing

to go back upstairs if you say no.

Go! But don't be late.

- I won't. I won't. I love you.
- [elevator bell dings]

Give me! ‭Okay. ‭Go!

JANE: Hey.

Sorry. I got here as fast as I could.

That's a lot of makeup.

Yes. I know. Should we go in?

man, I hope it goes well.

JANE: It went great, Ma!

The committee said yes right away.

I'm so excited.

Ugh! What am I doing wrong?

These buttons aren't closing.

I don't know. I can't see. Turn around.

Oh, it's crooked.

- This one? ‭
- Nope.

- Here?
- ‭No, no, no.

That's not it. More to the left. Hey...

- Then this one?
- ‭No. More, more.

No, don't just keep saying "more," Ma.

- Th-That one!
- I can't reach that one!

It's right... It...

I told you I had a thing.

Call you back, Ma.

Why am I not surprised?

Look, I don't want to
be late. Can you help me?


Oh, good.

These are... these are tiny.

I know. [Laughs]

I feel like I'm locking you
into the patriarchy as I do this.

Well, I appreciate you doing it anyway.

- Okay.
- ‭Ah!

Good. Go. And, hey,


On your new thesis being approved.



We're on our way, Michael,
eight minutes away.

- I love you, too.
- How did it go?

Success! They loved it.

Ooh! Ooh!

[panting] Oh!

Okay. ‭Why is it so cold in here?

I left the car running
with the air conditioner on

so your makeup wouldn't run from the heat.

Oh, thanks, Dad. [Engine revving]

Dad? ‭lt won't go!

[hissing] Aah! Turn it off! It's smoking!

[yells] ‭LATIN LOVER
NARRATOR: Turns out it's not such

a good idea to keep a
60-year-old Rolls Royce running

with the AC on for a half hour.

- Uber. I'll call an Uber.
- Okay. Okay. ‭Okay.

38 minutes away? Oh, my God!

- Uh, okay, Dad, do not panic.
- Uh...

The bus. Run. Dad.

Run! ‭[shrieks]

- Aah. Oh. No, no, no.

- Wait, wait, wait. Oh.
- ROGELIO: Stop the bus!

Okay. Oh. Okay.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Whew! They made it!

Thank you so much.

To the Holy Crown Church!

And step on it!

We stop near there in 17 stops.

Oh, you don't understand.

- My is daughter is getting married.
- Yeah.

17 stops. Take a seat.

Oh, we're still 16
stops away. I'm so sorry.

I love you, too.


Michael's gonna try and
stall until we get there. Dad?

staring with an intensity of disdain

he reserves only for...

Welcome to the sexiest bus in Miami!

PRIEST: Where is the bride?

You know we have a very
limited window for the ceremony.

She'll be here soon. We'll just talk fast.

Is everything okay?

Yeah, fine.

ROGELIO: I'm fine.

- Totally fine.
- He doesn't seem fine.

Come on, let's talk.

It'll take my mind off the fact that I'm...

officially late to my wedding.

I mean, I understand your
mother needed to move on,

but she could have slept with anyone.

Why would she pick the one person

who would hurt me the most?

Well, I guess that's
kind of the point, right?

I mean, she was obviously really hurt

that you moved on so quickly with Dina.

She... she just wanted to hurt you back.


Yes. Okay, that makes sense.

Plus, she clearly has a type. ‭What?

Because you and Esteban are so similar.

[Rogelio gasps, Esteban gasps]

BOTH: We could not be more different!

Come on, put Esteban
out of your head, okay?

This is your big day!

And mine.



[gasps, grunting]

Jane, please stop running.
Your makeup will melt.

- Let me carry you!
- No way!

Then your ‭makeup will melt!

You're right! We'll
reapply when we get there!

[panting, groaning]


[shuddering breath]

[chuckles] ‭Thanks, Dad.


Okay. ‭Oh.

Okay, go inside and tell Michael
I'm here so he doesn't see me.

On it!

[sighs sharply]

that's when she saw him.

[hinges squeak]

Mr. Sweetface!

[laughing]: Hi.





I was just keeping him occupied.

You look so handsome I can't stand it!

in this moment, friends,

Rafael was sure, absolutely sure,

that Jane was about to marry the wrong man.

Anhe was also sure

- that it was now or never.
- Jane?

I know this is terrible timing,

but it's kind of like what you
were saying about your writing.

Sometimes you can be
really far down the road,

but you still have to follow your heart.

What are you talking about?

I love you, Jane.

I always have.

And I always will.

And I think we're supposed to be together.

So if there's even the
smallest part of your heart

that believes this to be true, then...

don't marry Michael.

Please don't marry him.

true, friends... he did love her.

And he saw she was happy.

So how could he ruin that?

Which is why he said nothing. Ah.

Are you ready to walk down
the aisle, Mr. Sweetface?


I'll take him inside.


[sighs] Good luck.


You look beautiful.


Oh. [Kisses]

- [organ begins playing "Wedding March"]
- [sighs]

[indistinct chatter]

[people gasping, murmuring]

[organ continues]

♪ ♪

[quiet laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[music ends]

- [whispers]:
- Dad, you have to sit down now.

Yes. Yes.

PRIEST: Let us begin.

In the name of the Father,

the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Jane and Michael,

have you come here freely
and without reservation

to give yourselves to
each other in marriage?

BOTH: Yes. Will you honor each other

as man and wife for the rest of your lives?

BOTH: Yes. ‭Will you accept children

lovingly from God,

and bring them up according
to the law of Christ

- and his Church?
- BOTH: Yes.

Since it is your intention to enter
into marriage, please join your hands...

and declare your consent
before God and his Church.

I, Jane...

take you, Michael,

to be my husband.

I promise to be true to you
in good times and in bad,

in sickness and in health.

I will love you...

and honor you for all the days of my life,

or until death do us part.


Yo, Michael... ‭Oh...

te tomo a ti, Jane... [sniffles]

Como mi esposa.

Prometo serte fiel en lo próspero

y en lo adverso,

en la salud y en la enfermedad.


Y respetarte todos los días de mi vida,

o hasta que la muerte nos separe.


♪ ♪

PRIEST: O Heavenly
Father, we ask you to bless

and consecrate this couple
in their love for each other.

♪ ♪

I pronounce you husband and wife.

You may kiss.

[laughter, clapping, whooping, cheering]

my God... sorry... gosh.

I just can't believe it actually happened.

♪ ♪

VIRGIN MARY STATUE: Great job! You waited!

You're a rock star!

Now, go have sex, Jane!

CHOIR: ♪ Go have sex, Jane! ♪

♪ Go have sex ♪

♪ Tonight's the night ♪

♪ You'll finally see ♪

♪ The glory of sex ♪

♪ With Michael C. ♪

♪ Go have sex, Jane! ♪

♪ Go have sex ♪

♪ You've kept your flower ♪

♪ And for that I commend ♪

♪ Now go have sex ♪

♪ With my best friend ♪

ALL: ♪ Go forth and get laid! ♪

We are so excited to announce...

For the first time as a married couple...

BOTH: Jane Villanueva
and Michael Cordero Jr.!


["Love Is Only Everything" playing]

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Oh, oh ♪

♪ If you don't want to build me up... ♪

ROGELIO: Thank you. Thank you.

Your attention, please. Please.

And now, for your first dance,

I would like to introduce

my third best friend in the world...

the one and only...

Bruno Mars!

[gasping, shouting] Wait. What?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

I am freaking out.

[piano intro playing]

♪ Every day I wake up ♪

♪ Next to an angel ♪

♪ More beautiful ♪

♪ Than words could say ♪

♪ They said it wouldn't work ♪

♪ But what did they know? ♪

♪ 'Cause years have passed ♪

♪ And we're still here ♪

♪ Today ♪

♪ Never ♪

♪ In my dreams ♪

♪ Did I think ♪

♪ That this ♪

♪ Could happen to me... ♪

♪ As I stand here ♪

♪ Before my woman ♪

♪ I can't fight back the tears ♪

♪ In my eyes ♪

♪ Oh, how could I be ♪

♪ So lucky? ♪

♪ I must have done ♪

♪ Something right ♪

♪ And I promise... ♪

♪ Promise ♪

♪ To love her ♪

♪ For the rest of my ♪

♪ Life ♪

♪ For the rest ♪

♪ Of my life. ♪


[music box playing]

♪ ♪

[door opens]


Where are the nannies?

I gave them afternoon off.

I hope is okay.

How was wedding of Jane?

- [music box stops]
- [crying quietly]

Oh, beautiful sister, what is wrong?

Nothing. It was lovely.

And it's something I probably won't have.

- [Elsa laughs]
- And that's okay. It is. It's just...

What was that?


She laughed!

Oh! Her first laugh! [Laughs]

- [Elsa laughs]
- ‭Baby has

your sense of humor...
laughing at others' tears!


[Petra laughs]

ROGELIO: We're finally family.

Jerry, wait.

Have I introduced you to...

well, my son?

Michael, this is Jerry. Yeah, I know Jerry.

From when I worked with you for a week.

Did you know he has five daughters?

Yeah, of course. How's Sarah's broken arm?

- Cast comes off next Tuesday. ‭
- Oh, good.

He's from Tuscaloosa. Did you know that?

- I didn't. ‭
- Mm.

Wow, you guys must be really close, huh?

We are. Yes.

You should meet my partner, Susanna.

She's from Tuscaloosa as well.

Nice. Tell her "Roll Tide!"

Oh. She'll get it.

On special occasions,

we 'Bama natives say "Roll Tide,"

and then you say "Roll" back to me.

- Roll Tide!
- ‭Roll Tide.

DEEJAY: And now I'd like to
invite Jane and Rogelio up

with the
father-and-daughter dance.



Roll Tide.


♪ ♪ [sighs]

I can't thank you enough, Dad.

Tonight, it's, um...

everything I've ever dreamed.

[laughs softly]

Actually, that's not true.

Because when I was a little girl,

I never dreamed that I'd be dancing

with my father at my wedding.

I love you, Jane.

Oh, I love you, Dad.

[cries quietly]

[percussive beat plays]

♪ Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? ♪

What up?! ♪ Hey, yo, it's time ♪

♪ To get the party started ♪ Boom!

♪ It don't take much
for me to Mardi Gras it ♪

♪ And I'm fly regardless ♪

♪ Hands in the air,
time to get rewarded ♪

♪ And I'm ready for this ♪

♪ And I got a couple drinks
that I'm ready to mix ♪

♪ And I'm ready to twist, you
won't find it better than this ♪

♪ So tell me, baby, is
you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Are you ready for this?
Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Are you ready for this? ♪

♪ You ready for this? ♪

♪ You ready for this? ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah! ♪


[whooping, whistling]


[trills] Elsa laughed a little while ago.

I'm trying to figure out
what makes Anna laugh.

It's very late, Miss Petra.

Let me put her down?

Sorry. I was just excited.

Elsa's already in the nursery with Anezka.


[gasping] [Anna crying]

Helga, uh, call 911. Right away.

geez. This is depressing.

Mind if we get back to Jane's wedding?

[dance music playing] [cheering]


Go, Michael!

[Latin Lover Narrator whoops]

What is it with straight dudes at weddings?

So homoerotic.



Can I just say...

I love you.

I know it's too quick to say, but I do.

I love you, too.

[moaning softly]

And I really just want to
have sex with you already.

Oh, God. Me, too.

Oh, wow. I need some air.

[dance music playing in distance]

You okay?

Yeah. I just needed some fresh air.

Felt a little dizzy,

with all the emotions.


- I'm really sorry... ‭
- No.

No need. Stop. I understand.

And, look, if Esteban makes

you happy for some...

very strange,

inexplicable reason...

Stop. [Chuckles] He doesn't.

Thank God.

I want to be with you.

Honestly. And, also...

I still don't want more kids.

So, there you have it.

I want to be with you, too.


But I still do want kids, so...


nothing's changed.

Actually, that's not true.

Our daughter's married. [Chuckles]

And you threw her the most
beautiful wedding, Rogelio.

♪ ♪

Dance with me.

♪ Shine on ♪

♪ Shine on ♪

♪ Ooh... ♪

♪ Shine on... ♪

DOCTOR: It's called locked-in
syndrome. Likely the result

of a mini stroke precipitated

by Anezka's seizure. She is aware,

but she can't communicate.

All voluntary muscles in
her body are paralyzed,

except for her eyes.

How-how long will it last?

It's good to set reasonable expectations.

She probably won't improve
much, unfortunately.

But keep talking to her.
She knows you're here.

Can I, uh...

can I have a moment alone with my sister?

Of course.

I'm outside if you need me, okay?


[accented]: Don't worry, beautiful sister.

I do what is necessary to
taking good care of Rafael.

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: I should explain...

Baby has your sense of humor,

laughing at other's tears!

Oh. I wonder if this also

will make her laugh.


♪ ♪


My friends, it seems she's been...

[indistinct chatter]

LATIN LOVER NARRATOR: Aw, there they go.

[phone chimes]

Xiomara, I know you said

you don't want to see me again,

but perhaps this will change your mind.


I feel sick.

too. Let's get out of here.

Much better.

Okay, we're about nine minutes
away from Motel 6. Six if I speed.

- Four if I use my siren.
- I can't wait.

guess that no two people have ever been

this excited to spend
the night at a Motel 6.

- What's that? ‭
- Oh.

It's a gift for you. I was
gonna give it to you later.

- [gasps]
- ‭But now's good.

♪ ♪


- [gasps]
- Now it's snowing on the yacht.

Snow makes everything more romantic.

♪ ♪

MICHAEL: We first kissed in the snow.

This way it's snowing on us forever.

Do you want a drink? Or a...

a water?

I just really don't want
to be alone right now.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I thought you said you
didn't want to do this

if I'm not over Jane.

And I'm not.

And I don't care anymore.

Well, that's an about face.

Yeah. Everything's fine.


I told you I bust out of condoms.

believe it. It's Michael and Jane.

They're finally doing it!

Oh, no. It's Rafael and Petra!

I mean, Anezka!

Yeah. Leapin' lizards, indeed!

[panting] Oh. We should

probably... We should... we sh...

we should leave. Or stay.

Yes. That's a genius idea.

Oh. Wait, wait, wait. I had a whole plan.


Put that on right now.

Yes, Officer.


I'm gonna go get some
ice for the champagne.

Don't go anywhere.

I won't.

[door shuts] [exhales]

Which brings us here, now...

Hey. ‭Hey. Congratulations, Michael.

- It was a really beautiful wedding.
- Thank you.

Oh, um,

Tuscaloosa. Roll Tide.


Roll Tide. Then you say...


Go Crimson?

Oh, right. Yeah. I've heard that.

ARMSTRONG: This is your new partner,

Susanna Barnett. From Tuscaloosa.

- Pleased to meet you.
- JERRY: Tell her Roll Tide.

She'll get it.

You know who used blue silk ties?

A drug lord that went by
the name Mutter. Look it up.

Cordero's got a direct line to Nadine.

Let's fire him, make a big show of it,

then he can embed himself with
Nadine, see where it leads.

The chip. That's what this is all about.

So where is it?

It was on me. Literally.

Tech decoded that flash drive

with the criminals whose faces were
changed by Mutter and Sin Rostro.

And at a million bucks a pop,

that's $200 million unaccounted for.


It's you.

You're the mole. You've been

leading us to Mutter this whole time. Why?

Who are you working for?


So, we need to leave right now.



You said you didn't think
you could ever love again,

not the way you loved Rose.

I never stopped loving you, Luisa.

And you never stopped loving me.

But you were dead.

I-I s...
I-I saw you.

That wasn't me.

That was just to free us.

So now we can go anywhere.

Don't look so surprised.

You know ours is the
greatest love story ever told.

Now, come on. It's time to go.

And, friends, she's right.

It is.