Jane by Design (2012): Season 1, Episode 3 - The Birkin - full transcript

Anteriormente em Jane by Design.

Make no mistake about it.

Espero perfeição.

E você não vai cometer erros.

Você me entendeu?

Sim.

O desfile de inverno aqui.

Preview party here.

Vou dar uma volta em torno da pista de dança

Troca rápida no banheiro, e depois chegar a
tempo na preparação para a pré-visualização de moda.

Deslumbrante.
De quem é?



É meu

Sim, quem desenhou isso?

Eu desenhei isso.

Eu acho que você pode entrar para
o negócio da moda depois de tudo.

Vejo você no escritório, Jane.

Conquistar o garoto.
Impressionar a chefe.

O que poderia dar errado?

Rivalidades na moda são
a regra, não a exceção.

Armani vs Wintour,
Valentino vs Dolce & Gabbana.

A lista vai assim por diante.

Mas será que nossos rivais nos dão
algo menos do que esperamos?

Será que eles, de alguma maneira,

podem nos ensinar quem realmente nós somos?

♪ I've my heart where
my head should be



♪ Light up the rest of me

♪ 'Cause your dreams,
they won't fall apart

♪ Through the stops, the starts

♪ And life is a work of art

Dá pra acreditar?

Não.Eu não acredito.
O que eu não posso acreditar, novamente?

Beau Bronn fez isso novamente.

"criando sua ultima linha
com uma coleção de"

"impressionante, inspirado pela natureza
de todo o mundo. "

Mas nós fizemos inspirados na natureza
com acessórios boho-chic.

Try to keep up, Jane.
It's sabotage.

But I don't understand.
Why would someone do that?

Because Beau Bronn
is the spawn of Satan.

The man has been a thorn in my side

ever since we met back at Parsons.

He's kind of handsome.

For a very, very not handsome guy.

Actually, on second glance,

he kind of looks despicable.

He is.

Have you ever had that, Jane?

Someone who feels like
just to make you miserable?

♪ Don't you

♪ Don't you wanna ruin it

♪ Don't you

♪ Don't you wanna ruin it

♪ Don't you

♪ Don't you wanna see me flaunt

♪ What I've got

Can I help you?

I sure hope so.

What are you doing?

What do you want me to do?

We talked about this, Lu.
It's over.

You always say that,
you never mean it.

Yeah, well, this time I do.

Come on, Billy.
Don't be such a downer.

It was more than a fight, Lulu.

I'm done being secret, all right?

What is that?

This? Oh, this is my bag.

I got it at the secondhand store

that has all of this really cute...

Well, it won't do.
Not for my assistant.

The bag you carry says who you are

and who you want to be and that bag,

that bag says things, well,
that I don't care to repeat.

This bag, on the other hand,
says that you,

and by you, I mean me,
are not to be messed with.

Is that...

A Birkin.

It's gorgeous.

And it's yours to use
for the time being.

For a job well done
at the preview party.

Did you just smell my Birkin?

Sorry.
We're moving.

Right!

I'm headed upstate for an auction.

I won't be back until late tomorrow.

Did you get my e-mail
about the trunk show?

Yes. Yes, I did.

Private trunk show for Donovan's
most exclusive clients,

the cream of New York society.

And you have generously offered your
townhouse for the event tomorrow night.

It's all under control.

Good.

Carter can handle the clothing.

I want you to unlock the
door and greet the caterers.

But most important of all,

do not let anything happen to my house.
Can you handle that, Jane?

Yes. Yes, I can.

Take care of the things on
this list before I get back.

Of course.

Okay, I can do this.

Um, "Pick up dry cleaning."

"Drop off the prescriptions.
Confirm travel."

"Pick up flowers. Break up with Brad.
Order champagne..."

"Break up with Brad"?

What?

Good morning.
New purse?

Oh, it's not a purse.

It looks like a purse.

It's a Birkin.

Okay.

I don't know what that means,

so I'll just assume it has some sort

of cool, secret
compartment or something.

Yeah, something like that.

You're in a good mood.
Mmm.

And you're up.
On your own!

That's correct.
I think that's because

I just can't be late
for work on my first day.

Are you kidding?
A job?

Wait. Are you joking?

That's so great, Ben!

But I thought you said the guy
at the bank hired his cousin?

The bank? No. No, this job is
much, much better than that.

Really? What is it?

I apologize in advance.

For what?

Shotgun!

Why did your brother
just call shotgun?

Because

he is the new assistant
baseball coach.

Of?
Of our school.

Hence the apology.

Let's get a move on, you two.

How great
is this gonna be?

The three of us at school.
Together. Every day.

It's terrific.
Let's do this.

Do what?

Go to class. And I will go
do what I was hired to do.

See you guys at lunch, right?

I didn't think it was possible,

but high school just got worse.

And this is your office.

Okay.
I can work with this.

I know it's small, but cutbacks.
Which is why you're here.

What do you mean?

They let go of three highly dedicated,

qualified,
full-time teachers,

and brought you in to fill the gaps.

They also laid off
the front office assistant

which is why I'm your
cruise director today.

Oh. Sorry about that.

So, you'll be assisting the baseball
coach every day after school...

Awesome. Right.

You're also responsible for covering
three periods of P.E. every day.

Once a week you'll teach
Driver's Ed and once a month,

you'll be overseeing the Health and
Human Sexuality unit. Study up.

Who will I be splitting all that with?

Sorry. With whom will I be
splitting all that?

You. You'll be
splitting it with you.

Good luck, Ben.

Oh...

Human Sexuality.
How hard can that be?

♪ You run it rich the carburetor

♪ You gotta open

♪ Open that choke

What're you thinking about?

Nothing.

Me, right?

You're thinking about me,

how irresistible and charming...

Please. Get over yourself.

Actually, I was thinking about...

Buttons.

Buttons?
Is that right?

Yes. It is. Buttons.

Anyway, I gotta get to work.
And so do you.

Plus, I'd like you to be gone
before the cleaning lady gets here.

You can't be late, can you?

Not now, anyway.

What are you talking about?

Well, you don't want to give Jane another
chance to overshadow you, do you?

That dress at the preview
certainly blew Gray away.

I can handle Gray. And Jane.

You sure about that?

Bite me!

Yeah, I already have.

Something has to be
done about this, Lulu.

You've been single
for, like, a million years.

It's been five months.
And I'm fine.

I'm happy like this.

Whatever.
It's becoming an issue.

For who?

People. They're talking.

They are?

But don't worry.
I have a plan.

You have a plan?

Yes, I do. And you can thank me later

because we are
going to land you a man.

Great.

You're the prettiest, smartest,
most popular girl at Whitemarsh.

Any guy here with half a brain in his
skull would kill to be with you.

True.

Now, let's review your options.

Tim Dalton.
Pros. Harvard legacy.

Cons. That hair,
for starters.

Brandon Miller.
Pros. Biceps for days.

Cons. Total chicken legs.

I mean, seriously,
the boy has no calves.

And then there's Mike Murphy.

Pros. Let's be honest.
Everything.

Cons. Likes boys.

Since when?

Since a year from now when he
lands the lead in the musical

and can't keep his eyes off the
cute sailor in the chorus line.

You heard it here first.

Oh, my God.

Lulu? Can I grab you
for a sec?

Sure, Miss Shaw.

We'll reconvene later.

Whatever she said I did, she's lying.

You're not in here
because of me, okay?

I'm as in the dark as you are.

Relax. Nobody's in trouble,
just... Lulu, take a seat.

Vice Principal Jenkins has something
he wants to tell you both.

Mid-year class rankings
are being posted today,

and I'm happy to tell you
that Lulu is number one.

And Jane is also number one.

We have a tie!

A freaking tie?

How is that possible?

At this level, the differences

in grade point average are minimal.

You're essentially neck and neck.

Which doesn't mean you two should go
crazy on some sort of competition.

I know your relationship
has been rocky.

That's one way of putting it.

This isn't that big of a deal.

Of course it's a big deal.

One of you could be our valedictorian.

Maybe, maybe not, who knows? There's no way to tell.
From this point forward...

Every little test counts.
Every quiz...

Maybe not every quiz.

Any fluctuation puts
one of you on top.

Or not. I just...
I hope you'll take it easy on each other.

I know this rivalry thing has
gotten heated in the past,

and I'm sure this
development doesn't help.

But I'm asking you to not
let this get personal.

Are we clear?

Fine by me.

Of course.
As top students here at Whitemarsh,

we can, and will, demonstrate
exemplary behavior.

You can count on us.

Yes, we can!

Good to know. All right.
Scram. The both of you.

We have guidance that must be doled

and principaling that must be viced.

You're not helping.

Well. I guess...

May the best woman win.

Oh, I will.
You can count on it.

You and me?
It's on, Quimby.

Nice fake Birkin.

It's real.

That exam is one sixth of our grade.

I mean, really. I might as well
hand Lulu number one on a platter.

There's no way I'm gonna find
time to study for this test.

Says who?

Says this list.

Oh!

Thanks to Gray.

"Break up with Brad"?

Don't ask.

Do you see that?
She's psyching me out already.

That girl is relentless.

Just forget about Lulu.

- It's easy for you to say.
- She's not all over you.

And how exactly is it that
I made it here before you?

Lower your voice.

What? Are you ashamed of me?

Very funny.

Thank you.

What did take you so long
to get in this morning?

I left your place at the
exact same time you did.

Can you please keep your voice down?

Clearly you don't care about
your reputation, but I do.

I happen to be very proud
of my reputation.

Hmm. I'm sure you are.

Wow, you are in a foul
mood this morning.

I'm sorry.

I should go now.

Yo! Hey, what's going on?

Nothing.

Come on, India.
Something's going on.

Surely you can tell me, can't you?

It's Gray. Okay?
Are you happy now?

No matter what I do, I will never
earn that woman's respect.

That's not true.

Come on, she accused me of
trying to take her job.

Yeah, well, technically,
you did try to...

That's not the point.

Do you know how Gray got
to where she is today?

I've heard stories, yeah.

Exactly. I was her assistant
back then, and it wasn't pretty.

Gray didn't get to the
top by being nice

or playing by the rules.

She was relentless, ruthless,
and completely fearless.

But now...

Now, when I show those
very same qualities,

when I use those tools,
she punishes me for it.

In fairness, maybe
Gray didn't think that

you'd use the tools she gave
you against her one day.

You know what?
I'm not gonna apologize. Mmm-mmm.

I took a page out of Gray's
book, the way she taught me to.

And who does
she reward? Jane.

Maybe you should just,
I don't know, talk to her?

Jane?

No. To Gray.

Why not have a real, honest
to goodness conversation

about what happened with her,

maybe you'll get somewhere.

That's ridiculous.

Yeah, I'm sure the whole ruthless
angle will work just as well.

Jane, I can't talk right now.
The auction is about to start, and...

You. India.
What do you want?

I 'd like to make things right between us, Gray.
I know I made a mistake...

Mistake? Is that
what you call it?

You tried to take my job.

Like I said, a mistake.

If anything, you should
take it as a compliment.

Excuse me?

I admire you, Gray.

I aspire to be you in every way.

And maybe, in pursuit of that,

I got a little carried away.

Nice try. But I'm not
buying what you're selling.

I'm being honest, Gray.

I've always looked up to you.

It wasn't that long ago that
it was me in here beside you.

I was your Jane.

Oh, India, how sweet.

But you're no Jane.

Oh, hello, darling.

Beau.

What? Not happy to see me?

After the little stunt you pulled last week.
You stole my line.

Honestly, Gray, I would
never do such a thing.

What are you doing here?

Well, the same as you.
I'm here for the auction tonight.

No, what are you doing
here in my hotel room?

Oh, I just thought I'd stop by, and...

And what?

And give you these.

You didn't sign them.

I couldn't find my pen.

Why are you doing this to me?

You know why.

Sign the divorce papers, Beau.

He's so over me.

It's like Nick and I had
this moment at the dance

where something might have
happened between us, you know,

something real,
and now, it's just gone.

He hasn't spoken to me
once since that dance.

Do you think it's totally hopeless?

Are you paying attention?

Sorry. What?

Just tell me what
I should do about Nick.

Honestly?
I don't know, Janey.

I mean, if things are
this complicated,

maybe it's just not meant to be.

Maybe you're too different.
Maybe your lives just don't quite mesh.

You know?

You've really given this
a lot of thought.

You know what?
You're probably right.

Like Nick was ever gonna go for me.

I was crazy to think
that that would happen.

Anyway, I've got to get to work.

Are you sure you're okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.
I'll see you later.

♪ At night I'll hold your hand and
never leave you in the dark

♪ Come on
I know a better way to go... ♪

I'm sure he'll be proud of you, Lulu.

You don't know my father.
He'll just say, "Study more, add another AP class."

"Work harder."

You're ranked first in your class.

No. I'm tied.

And tied for number one isn't
the same as being number one.

Not to my father.

I could give him a call.

It won't help.
But thanks, Miss Shaw.

So, tonight?
Same time, my place?

What? No dinner first?

Very funny.

You know, I may look cheap and
easy, but I have feelings, too.

What do you take me for?

For someone who, like me,
wants to keep things simple.

Am I wrong?

You are

100% correct.

♪ Dancing into the daylight

Excuse me.
Coming through.

♪ Standing under the spotlight
with you

♪ With you I feel like
a million-dollar... ♪

So, tonight?

You know what? Forget it.

That's five dozen peonies.

Out of season?
No, no, no, no.

They can't be out of season.

Can you just...
Great. Now this.

Hello, India.

Jane.

Hi, no. Yes.
Sorry, I'm still here.

Is there any flower that can
be made to look like a peony?

No? Okay.
Thanks a lot.

Out of season flowers, huh?

That was always one of my favorites.

I always thought
she did it on purpose.

Gray and her lists.

Is there something
I can help you with?

No. But I can help you.

You may be Gray's new favorite now,

but you screw up one thing on that
list of hers, and you're off her list.

People like you and me,
we're nothing to Gray.

We're disposable.

I don't know what
you're talking about.

Sure you do.

No, I don't. Gray likes me.
I know she does.

In fact, just yesterday,
she gave me this bag.

It's a Birkin. Yeah.

And you know, you don't give
somebody a bag like this

unless you like them, you know?

Unless you think
they're doing a good job.

Which I am.

You think that bag means something?

Well, it doesn't.

And I got a 2009
Chanel clutch to prove it.

Trust me, Jane.
It won't last.

We'll see about that.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I have a trunk show to plan
and some more errands to do.

Hmm.

You're right, Jane.

We will see about that.

♪ Hey

♪ I'm gonna push through it

♪ Keep pushing through it

Thank you for coming.

I'd never get all of this
stuff done in time on my own.

Hey, what are friends for?

Have I ever told you
that you're the best?

Many times.

Okay, let's hit it.

♪ Just half empty only wanna be cool

♪ I got a remedy Just keep
it pushing Don't look back

♪ Just keep your classy on
Classy like a Cadillac

Yes, I'll be there to let you in.

And two trays of hors
d'oeuvres should be fine,

the party's gonna be really small.

Okay, thanks.

Go, go, go!

That's New York to London, yes.

London to Dubai, yes.
On to Hong Kong, yes.

Coach, yes. Oh, wait!
No! No, no, no, no!

Thanks.

Please, please, please!
We need peonies.

Oh, come on, we'll do anything.

Anything?

Anything within reason.

♪ Look inside and see only
the thing that you can see

♪ You look outside me
and there's plenty of 'em

♪ And when you see the glass
always see it half-full

♪ There's no time to wait

♪ You know you got somewhere to be

♪ Look inside and see only
the thing that you can see

You sure you don't want me to stay?

I can handle it from here.

Here goes nothing.

♪ Keep pushing through it

♪ Keep pushing through it

♪ Even if it seems impossible

♪ You wanna go on slow

♪ You got to push through it

♪ Just keep pushing through it ♪

Hi, um, you must be Brad.

In the flesh.
Come on in.

So, as I mentioned on the phone,

I work for Gray, and...

What... What is this place?

Oh, it's
a model apartment.

The agency puts us all up together.

Oh! So, you're all models?

Male models?

Every one of us.

Oh, all living together.
That's so nice.

Um, listen, I should probably just,

you know, get to the point here.

I have to be at
a trunk show in, like...

You're not cold without
your shirt on, are you?

No.
No. Okay.

Um, Brad, I'm...

I'm so sorry to be the
one to tell you this,

but the thing with you and Gray?
It's over.

Over?

I'm really sorry.

Did she say how over?

She didn't really
give me a percentage.

So, it's not definite?

Uh, well, I...

No, no, Jane, Jane.
It can't be over.

Just the other night
she told me that she loved me.

Uh, really?
She said that?

Well, she said,
"I love you in that shirt."

But, there was still
an "I love you" in there.

I had been waiting for that.
Gosh darn it.

Brad, look, a guy like you, with all

that going on.

You could have any girl you want.

You're a catch.

And if Gray can't see that about you,

then you'll just have to show her
how wrong she was about you.

You really think so?

I do.

Thank you, Jane.

Ooh! Anytime.

Mmm!
Oh. Yeah...

I really have to go now.

You busy?

Actually, I'm...

Man, I am beat.

How was your day?

Um, it was good.

How was your day, Ben?

It was a little weird
being back here and all.

Do you think it's weird
for Jane to have me here?

Probably.

I mean, look at it from her perspective.
You're her brother,

but you're also her guardian.

She's gonna be
self-conscious.

You know, for Jane,

high school isn't the nonstop
parade of ego gratification

that it was for you.

Yeah. Yeah, I get that.

It's just I'm just having
these feelings about...

Okay. Ben...
Yeah?

Ben, I'm not your counselor.
Or your therapist.

I have work to do.

Right. Right, sorry.
Okay, so I'll just

let myself out.

See you tomorrow.

Can't wait.

I'm gonna win you over, Rita Shaw.
You just wait and see.

Do you have this in a double zero?

A double zero?

Does it look like I wear
an actual size to you?

I'm really sorry, we don't
have a double zero,

but that's a terrible
oversight on our part.

I think I can help, though.

Um, okay, let's try this.

Okay.

Here you go, just put your hair out.
Turn around.

Just cinch this
teeny-tiny little waist here.

Okay. Now, take
a look at that.

Perfect.

Turn around.

Thought everybody was here.

Uh, they are.

Brad! What are
you doing here?

I'm doing what you
told me to do, Jane.

I'm gonna show Gray
she was wrong about me.

What? I... No.
I did not tell you...

Oh, my God, I did
tell you that, didn't I?

Okay, look, you have to leave.

No, no, I'm not going anywhere.

Not until I talk to Gray.

Gray isn't here.
And she won't be back for hours.

Okay, I'll wait.
For as long as it takes.

Brad, I'm really sorry, but...

I'm not going anywhere, Jane.

Okay, you know what, come here.

Jane, don't you think it's sort of
weird for me to wait up in her room?

No, it's sexy. Sort of.
Just wait in here. Okay?

Please, Brad.

Do me this one,
teeny-tiny little favor

and then we can talk
about Gray. Okay?

Okay.
Okay.

It's just that being up here
brings back so many memories.

That teddy bear is
actually a video camera.

We used to put the chair in front
of the mirror, and then she...

Okay, you know what?
I really don't want to know any more.

Jane, we have a situation!

I know. I'm handling it.

Uh, not that situation.

This situation.

This is bad.

This is very, very bad.

Oh, no, no, no!
No smoking!

Carter! Carter!

Oh, Jane, it was awful.
It was too late for one maxi dress,

but I managed to save the rest.

Oh! Just get the clothes
out of here.

And I'll take care
of the rest. Okay?

If we don't get this situation
handled before Gray gets here,

we're both toast!
Go, Carter. Go!

This is better than I expected.

India! What are you
doing here?

Oh, you know, just thought
I'd stop by and see

how things were going.
Oh, it's going great.

Really?

I'm sure Gray'll be thrilled with
what you've done to the place.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh, and the client
seems very entertained.

Oh, no.
I'll be right back.

Isn't this
a great turnout, guys?

Excuse me! Excuse me!

♪ Come on, let's do it
Party till the break of dawn

♪ Come on, let's do it now

♪ Come on, let's do it

♪ Come on, let's do this

Give me that.

Who wants a shot?

You paying attention, Billy boy?

Yeah. I'm winning
11 to 1, Ben.

Not for long.
It's rally time.

Boom!

Dude, you can't say "boom" when
you hit a ground ball single.

Somebody's getting nervous.

No. I'm getting bored.

You got someplace else to be?

Not really.

Shouldn't you be at a
roller rink or something?

Seriously, dude,
what am I, in third grade?

Roller skating is fun.

Since when do you roller skate?

I don't. I get blisters.
And couples skate makes me uncomfortable.

So, what's the new spot
to take a date these days?

I wouldn't know.

Is there a girl you're interested in?

There was for a little while.
But it didn't work out.

Oh, really?
What happened?

I don't know.
I guess we were just too different.

Maybe you should
take her roller skating.

I've seen your backwards skate.
It's not that bad.

Hmm. Too many people
would see us.

What does that mean?

I got to take this.

I'm in the middle of a comeback here.

Hey! What's up?

Billy? Billy? Billy?

Billy, can you hear me?

What's going on over there?

It's total chaos.
I need help.

I... I don't know
what to do.

Gray's due back in less than two
hours and I'm in over my head.

Literally.

Just hang tight.
I'll be right there.

Okay.

I got to go. I just
remembered a test.

A night test. I got to go.

Now. Bye.

That's a forfeit!
This still counts as a win for me.

Boom!

♪ I bet you wanted me to toe the line

♪ Well, it makes me bad

♪ I never want to be the kind of guy

♪ That makes you wait

♪ For certain we could get by
with just one lie

♪ that's on your lips

♪ I don't wanna live
that kind of lie ♪

You're cute.
And I'm India.

Hey, nice to meet you.
I'm actually looking for Jane.

Have you seen her?

Jane, Jane, Jane...

What's so great about Jane?

Yeah, but do you know where she is?

There you are!

Janey, nice party.

I have no idea how this happened.

And Gray is less than an hour away.

I'm totally and completely screwed.

I have no idea how to get
rid of all of these people!

I got this.

Wow.

I'm impressed.

Hey, by the way,

best trunk show ever.

Great.
Forty minutes?

Oh, we can do it.
Boom!

♪ Uh-huh!

♪ Right

♪ We got to get started

♪ We got to make it right

♪ We're gonna keep on going

♪ All day into the night

♪ You know we got to work it

♪ You really got to move

♪ We have the will to do it

♪ We got the attitude

♪ All right

♪ All day into the night

♪ We got to get it

♪ I said let's go

♪ Hey

Oh, hell, we did it. Yes!

Time to spare.

Oh, my God!
It's Gray. She's early!

Oh, I'm on it.

Get her...

Oh, God...

Hello, Gray.
How was your trip?

Good. That'll be all.

Oh, no! Oh, no!
No, no, no, no!

Gray, I'm so sorry.
But... Oh, gosh!

He wouldn't take no for an answer.

Hey, cupcake.

Thanks.

All-night study session, huh?

Uh, yeah. Totally.

It was a very, very
long night of studying.

I remember this bad boy.

Put me to sleep many a night, too.

So how's the internship going?

Not getting in the way
of class, is it?

Nope. Everything's good.

I'm sorry if I was weird about
you coming to work at school.

It's fine. I get it.

To be honest, it's kind of
weird for me having you there.

Really?

No. I kind of like it.

I'm happy that you're happy.

And I think...

I know it's the perfect job for you.

It is, isn't it?
Mmm-hmm.

Look, I realize

it's a little awkward
for you having me there.

No, it's...
You know what?

Before today, Billy was the
only one I had at that school

and now I have you
there, too. It's nice.

All right. If sine theta equals
three fifths, what is cosine theta?

The cosine theta is...

Ugh! I have no idea.

We'll come back to that one, huh?

You know what? I'm not even gonna
write my name on this test.

Oh, no. No, no, no.
You really should.

That's three points right there.

You're gonna pull some totally obscure
equationey out of nowhere, right?

and save yourself
from pre-calc fatality.

Trust me. Just have
a little faith, kid.

It's all up here.

I know. I'm just tired.

I mean, between work and school

and keeping up some
semblance of a social life.

Shut up. I said semblance.

I don't know.
I just feel...

Spread thin?

Yes.

And there's that.

She's perfect and smart and beautiful

and totally ready
to crush me on this test.

You know what I think?

What?

I think that maybe, just maybe,

Lulu Pope is a little
stressed out, too.

Now, I know that Lulu
has gone out of her way

to be not so nice to you
all the time, Janey,

but sometimes there's more going
on with people than we realize.

You of all people should get that.

You're right.

I mean, maybe in some
weird parallel universe,

Lulu and I actually have
something in common?

Yeah, maybe you do.

All right, there's
no more avoiding it.

It's test time.

You're gonna do great, Janey.

Thank you.
You coming?

In a sec.

Hey, Lulu.

Good luck.

Thanks. You, too.

Hey.

Go away!

Rough night?

I wouldn't know,
not remembering it and all.

Ouch.

It's fine,
I've felt worse. Just go.

Drink that, you'll feel better.

Come on now. Drink it.

Can you please stop talking and leave?

Your ridiculous accent
is hurting my head.

You know, India, the whole
closed-off bad-girl thing

is super hot, but it's also okay

to let people be nice to you.

Just go.

I'm disappointed in you, Jane.

I know, and I'm sorry, but I...

I don't believe in sorry.
I believe in doing what one is told.

I apologize for the apology...

And you failed.

Do you know what that means?

The Birkin?

Oh.

Let's go.

Hello?

Hi, Brad.
Yes, she just left.

No, no, please don't cry.

It's gonna be okay, Brad.

There'll be other women.

This relationship just isn't
meant to be right now, okay?

What's going on there?

Oh, you know, she's just ending
things with a very hot male model.

I'm talking Gucci hot.

Really? A male model?

Mmm-hmm.

Lulu, wait up!

Hey, are you okay?

Not really. But we're done, right?
So what do you care?

I do care, Lu. I do.

Really?

Lu, come on.
What's going on?

What's going on is

I completely tanked
my pre-calc test today.

My dad is riding me all
the time about my grades.

And to be honest, I don't
even care because...

I miss you.

I screwed up everything,
Billy, and I am so sorry.

Lulu.
I just want to be with you.

I don't care who knows.

My dad. My friends.
It doesn't matter anymore.

I want to make this work.
Whatever it takes, Billy.

I just... I just wish you would
give me a chance to show...

I have to tell Jane.