Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 5, Episode 8 - Clash of the Titanics - full transcript
The castanets with the Thunder Demon Chi lie in a sunken ship in the Arctic.
Uncle: Ah... Ah... Ah...
(Sneezes)
Jackie!
Jackie: Yes, uncle.
Uncle: More hot tea, please!
Jackie: Yes, uncle.
I have already put the kettle on.
Uncle: One more thing...
(Sniffles)
Uncle's toes are chilly!
One more thing!
Uncle needs more cold
and flu season garlic!
Jackie, groaning: Ohh...
More garlic?
(Kettle whistles)
Uncle: Jackie!
I hear water boiling!
What is hold-up?
Jackie: I am getting your
garlic, uncle.
Jade, perhaps you could...
Jade: Sorry, uncle Jackie.
Love to help,
but I gotta take care of the customers.
Tohru!
(Humming, music in headphones)
Uncle: Jackieeee!
Jackie: Coming, uncle!
Ah... Uh... Aah!
(Sighs) Here you are, uncle.
Is there anything else you need?
Uncle: Yes. Rest.
(Jackie exhales)
Stop making noise!
(Ding-ding-ding-ding)
One more thing.
Jackie: Yes, uncle?
Uncle: Another demon
power has been released.
Jade: Cool!
Uncle: Aaiii-yaahh!
It is tchangzu,
the thunder demon,
defeated in ancient
times by magic castanets.
Jade: Castanets, huh?
Sounds like a road trip.
Spain, Mexico?
Jackie: The bottom of the ocean.
It is a sunken ship.
And there are
letters on the hull.
Jade: A-n-I-c.
Whoa! The castanets went down with...
The Titanic!
Jade: What do you mean, it's not the
Titanic? Àthe name on the hull...
Black: Ends with a-n-I-c.
It's the oceanic.
Sank in the arctic
waters in 1932.
According to the
passenger manifest,
there was a troop.
Of flamenco dancers on board.
No doubt used the
castanets in their act.
Jade: The Titanic, oceanic.
Àpotato, pot-ahto.
It's still deep-sea salvage,
and that is mondo coolio!
Jackie: It is mondo
dangerous, Jade.
The ship sits at the
bottom of an icy ocean.
Black: Fortunately,
section 13 has a new submersible vehicle,
especially designed for...
(Sniffs)
What is that odor?
Smells like...
(Jackie sniffs)
Jackie: Uncle.
Tohru: I pleaded with
sensei àto stay in bed,
but he would not listen.
Uncle: Uncle is needed.
Demon chi is very powerful.
Black: Oh! So is that garlic.
Strikemaster ice:
Y'all ready to shred?
Mc cobra: Tahoe is gonna
be off the hook! Yeah!
Drago: And where do you three
snow bunnies think you're off to?
Strikemaster ice: Gonna bust a
move on some fresh powder, dawg.
Drago: Wrong answer... Dawg.
All three: Yo!
Strikemaster ice: A'ight.
I feel ya, d.
You vibin' on some
new demon chi?
Drago: Big time.
The power of thunder,
contained in a pair
of immortal castanets.
Strikemaster ice: Castanets, huh?
Ole!
So where they gonna be at...
cabo?
Mc cobra: Sweet! Yeah.
We could catch some primo rays.
Drago: The castanets
are under water.
(Shudders) Not
exactly my cup of chi.
Strikemaster ice:
Why you say that, d.?
Don't tell me you're
scared of a little surf.
Drago: Scared? No.
I just dislike being under water
because then I can't do this!
Just because I won't be
going on this little sea hunt
doesn't mean you three can't.
You'll need a submarine.
Strikemaster ice: A sub?
See, now, that's kinda tricky, yo.
Mc cobra: Not like
we're gonna find one
with the key still
in the ignition.
Strikemaster ice: Yo, ho, ho!
Hold up, chief!
My boy dj fist's
got a bright one.
Jade: Whoa!
That is one kean-o submarine-o.
Black: Section 13's
newest prototype.
Able to withstand
3,000 tons of pressure,
lateral maneuverability,
retractable pincer arms.
Jade: Well,
what are you landlubbers waiting for?
Let's shape up and ship out.
Jackie: You are not going, Jade.
Jade: Jackie!
I saw the movie Titanic 12 times!
That makes me a total
expert on sunken treasure.
Uncle: Jade must
listen to Jackie.
You cannot go on sub with us!
Jackie: And neither can
you, uncle.
Not with your cold.
All those germs in a
tiny, enclosed space...
Ow!
Uncle: Uncle is not infectious!
Ah-choo!
And you cannot perform
removal spell yourself!
Jackie: I realize that, uncle.
But tohru and I can
retrieve the castanets,
and you can perform the removal
spell later on dry land.
Black: Makes sense.
Uncle and Jade: Ohh...
Drago: Well?
Strikemaster ice: It's all
good, dawg.
We got everything we need.
Drago: You have a
submarine in there?
Strikemaster ice:
Naw, we got tools.
Cobra and fist
gonna build you one.
Drago: I wouldn't trust
those two to mow my lawn!
(Clanking, drilling)
Strikemaster ice: Word up, d.
These two got mad skills!
Drago: They're gonna
have mad scars if...
Mc cobra: Somebody order a sub?
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
that is one sweet ride.
Come on, d.
Give my boys some props!
Strikemaster ice: Yo, got it.
Keepin' it low-key.
Black: All right, Jackie.
Brace yourselves for splashdown.
Jackie: Balance, tohru.
Tohru: Jackie?
Jackie, muffled: Ohh...
Are we there yet?
Maintain course, tohru.
I believe the oceanic
àis directly below us.
(Sniff, sniff)
What is that odor?
(Sniff, sniff)
Jade: Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Jade...
Jade: I know, I know.
Too dangerous.
But you need me, uncle Jackie.
Ok, fine. I'll leave.
Jackie: Very funny!
We are 20,000 leagues under the
sea, and...
(sniff, sniff)
Oh!
Why do you smell like garlic?
Jade: Not me.
It's coming from...
Uncle: Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Uncle!
Jade: Great minds think alike.
Uncle: Wipe sourpuss off face!
Uncle is not infectious!
Now get uncle a blanket.
It's freezing in sub!
Strikemaster ice: Dropzone dead
ahead, homies.
Yo, fist, drago say east
or west of the glacier?
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we don't ski till we get the chi.
You feel me?
Jackie: Tohru,
you must drive more carefully!
Tohru: I do not understand.
There are no rock
formations in this area.
Jade: Uh, Jackie?
Uncle: Aiiii-yaaaah!
Giant crab monster!
Jade: I never thought I'd be on
this end of a submarine sandwich.
Jade: Oh, uncle!
Isn't there some kind of
"crab be gone" mojo you can do?
Uncle: Magic must defeat
magic, not overgrown shellfish!
Jackie: You are right, uncle!
Crab must defeat crab!
(Jackie, uncle,
tohru, Jade yelling)
(Lobster screeches)
Tohru: Oh...
I fear we are only making him angrier.
Jade: Let's see how you do
against a video game pro.
Hang right, crew. We're about to
experience a little turbulence!
(Screeches)
Make a wish.
Yes! He's crab cakes now!
Uncle: Aiii-yaaah!
Jackie gasps: It is the oceanic!
Jade: Come on, slowpoke.
Jackie: Jade,
you are staying inside the sub.
Jade: Ohh...
Jackie: It is an enormous ship.
Finding the castanets among
the wreckage will not be easy.
Uncle: So use chi-o-matic!
Jackie: Under water?
Uncle: Baggie
seals in freshness.
(Metal creaks, shifts)
Jackie: Ow!
But uncle,
we found the immortal castanets!
Uncle: Yes. And chi-o-matic is
soaked like overcooked noodle!
Cannot do removal spell until it is dry!
(Sub engine struggles)
Tohru: I believe we may have
a bigger problem, sensei.
Uncle: I know!
Uncle is running out of garlic!
Tohru: No. I'm afraid our submarine
is not rising to the surface.
Jackie: Hmm. It must have been
damaged by the giant crab.
We will have to
jettison some weight.
Tohru: I'm sorry.
I am not a very good swimmer.
Jade: No prob. I'll go.
Jackie: No, you will not, Jade.
I will go.
Jade: Fine!
But only because you weigh more...
A lot more! A whole lot...
Uncle: Jackie!
Do not surface too quickly
or you will get the bends.
Jade: He gets a
German luxury car?
Jackie: No, Jade.
The bends is a condition
that occurs when a
diver rises too quickly.
Tohru: I have heard that the
pressure change can cause wooziness,
delirium, or worse.
Jackie: Yes.
I will swim very, very slowly.
Strikemaster ice:
Yo, peep this, dawgs.
The man with the castanets.
After we get them clackers, we can
leave chan to sleep with the fishes.
Mc cobra: Oh, that's whacked.
You lost him, bro!
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
chan must have booked for the surface.
But it's all good.
We'll be waitin'.
Jade gasps: Jackie!
Uncle: Aaiii-yaah!
Uncle told him not
to swim quickly!
Nephew never listens.
(Jackie grunts)
Luckily,
I avoided betting the gends.
I... hee hee hee!
I mean I... ooh!
Ground is all
wobbly like pudding!
I like tapioca.
Jade: Ooh!
Can't this crate move any faster?
Tohru: Unfortunately, no.
Uncle: Jackie can
take care of himself.
Right now,
it is uncle who needs help.
Chi-o-matic must be bone-dry
to operate properly.
Tohru: Perhaps you can use this.
Jade: You brought a hair
dryer on a deep-sea mission?
Tohru: Ocean air
gives me the frizzies.
Strikemaster ice: Let's
do some thrashin'!
Jackie: Hello, neighbors.
Nice day.
Strikemaster ice: Oh, yeah!
Nice day to bust open
a can of whoop-chan!
Jackie: Oh, pretty!
You made a snow angel.
Strikemaster ice: Get him, yo!
Jackie: We play Patty cake?
Strikemaster ice: All right, fool.
Enough reindeer games.
Hand over the castanets.
Jackie: Cast a net?
Oh! We go fishing?
I like fishies!
Strikemaster ice: Chan,
you feelin' all right?
Jackie: Peachy keen.
Jade: Come on!
We gotta find Jackie!
Uncle: Uncle will stay here,
finish styling chi-o-matic.
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
got me a burnin' desire
for those castanets, chan.
Jackie: Ooh! Pretty fireworks.
Is it Chinese new year already?
Jade: Didn't anyone ever tell you
smoking's bad for your health?
Strikemaster ice: Shrimp,
you headed for the Barbie.
Jackie: Oh ho!
We play freeze tag?
You are it.
Jade: Avalanche, comin' at ya.
Tohru: Jackie,
are you all right?
Jackie: Yes,
but you two are very wobbly.
Wobbly is a funny word.
Rhymes with gobbly. Hee he.
Jade: He has so got the bends.
Jackie: I do? What a nice car!
Yay for me!
Oh! Hello again, buddy!
Jade: Charge!
Uncle: Yu mo guai
guey à fi Dee tsao...
Ah-choo!
Yu mo guai guey à fi de tsao...
Drago: Crunchy metal outside,
gooey chi filling inside.
Uncle: You want
a piece of uncle?
Drago: Gonna be several pieces
of uncle when I'm through!
Uncle: Eeeeaaaaah!
Jackie: Hee hee!
Look at the flying old man!
Jade: Climb aboard, t.
I'll steer.
Tohru: We're coming, sensei.
Uncle: Take your time! No hurry.
Jackie: Wheeee!
(Drago growls)
Drago: Anyone up for
some flame-enco dancing?
And now,
for the main attraction...
Uncle: Aiii-yaah!
Drago is absorbing
power of tchangzu,
the thunder demon!
Jackie: Ooh! Pretty.
Drago, as Elvis: Tchangzu.
Tchangzu very much.
And don't even think
about following me.
Much as I'd love
to stay and chill,
I'll leave that to you.
Jackie: A skating rink. Fun!
Jade: Well,
this turned out well.
Drago gets the thunder power,
we're stuck in the middle of the
ocean on a melting chunk of ice...
(Sniffs) And somebody
so needs a breath mint!
Tohru: And it appears
that a storm is brewing.
Black: Need a lift?
Jackie: Whirly-birdy!
Black: Jackie has a
bad case of the bends.
Needs to decompress
for 48 hours.
Same for uncle.
Uncle: Let uncle out!
Jade: Poor guy.
Totally delusional.
Tohru: I do not
understand, Jade.
Why did you tell captain black
that sensei had the bends?
Jade: You kidding?
That garlic smell was making me gag!
I figure, 2 days in solitary,
good-bye, major stink.
Uncle: Let uncle out!
Aaiiii-yaaah!
Jackie: I hear knock-knock.
Who's there?
Hee hee. I like monkeys.
And wax lips.
This is a nice phone booth.
Ooh, look, I can make funny
sounds with my underarms!
Hee hee hee hee!
Oop... 'scuse me.
Jade: Hey, Jackie,
do you like to surf the web?
Jackie: I want to surf
something I want to surf.
I'm not like...
How do you say?
Surf the whole day.
Lotta people just...
nothing to do, just surf, surf.
No, I just surf one thing.
The things I want to know I surf.
Then after that I leave.
(Sneezes)
Jackie!
Jackie: Yes, uncle.
Uncle: More hot tea, please!
Jackie: Yes, uncle.
I have already put the kettle on.
Uncle: One more thing...
(Sniffles)
Uncle's toes are chilly!
One more thing!
Uncle needs more cold
and flu season garlic!
Jackie, groaning: Ohh...
More garlic?
(Kettle whistles)
Uncle: Jackie!
I hear water boiling!
What is hold-up?
Jackie: I am getting your
garlic, uncle.
Jade, perhaps you could...
Jade: Sorry, uncle Jackie.
Love to help,
but I gotta take care of the customers.
Tohru!
(Humming, music in headphones)
Uncle: Jackieeee!
Jackie: Coming, uncle!
Ah... Uh... Aah!
(Sighs) Here you are, uncle.
Is there anything else you need?
Uncle: Yes. Rest.
(Jackie exhales)
Stop making noise!
(Ding-ding-ding-ding)
One more thing.
Jackie: Yes, uncle?
Uncle: Another demon
power has been released.
Jade: Cool!
Uncle: Aaiii-yaahh!
It is tchangzu,
the thunder demon,
defeated in ancient
times by magic castanets.
Jade: Castanets, huh?
Sounds like a road trip.
Spain, Mexico?
Jackie: The bottom of the ocean.
It is a sunken ship.
And there are
letters on the hull.
Jade: A-n-I-c.
Whoa! The castanets went down with...
The Titanic!
Jade: What do you mean, it's not the
Titanic? Àthe name on the hull...
Black: Ends with a-n-I-c.
It's the oceanic.
Sank in the arctic
waters in 1932.
According to the
passenger manifest,
there was a troop.
Of flamenco dancers on board.
No doubt used the
castanets in their act.
Jade: The Titanic, oceanic.
Àpotato, pot-ahto.
It's still deep-sea salvage,
and that is mondo coolio!
Jackie: It is mondo
dangerous, Jade.
The ship sits at the
bottom of an icy ocean.
Black: Fortunately,
section 13 has a new submersible vehicle,
especially designed for...
(Sniffs)
What is that odor?
Smells like...
(Jackie sniffs)
Jackie: Uncle.
Tohru: I pleaded with
sensei àto stay in bed,
but he would not listen.
Uncle: Uncle is needed.
Demon chi is very powerful.
Black: Oh! So is that garlic.
Strikemaster ice:
Y'all ready to shred?
Mc cobra: Tahoe is gonna
be off the hook! Yeah!
Drago: And where do you three
snow bunnies think you're off to?
Strikemaster ice: Gonna bust a
move on some fresh powder, dawg.
Drago: Wrong answer... Dawg.
All three: Yo!
Strikemaster ice: A'ight.
I feel ya, d.
You vibin' on some
new demon chi?
Drago: Big time.
The power of thunder,
contained in a pair
of immortal castanets.
Strikemaster ice: Castanets, huh?
Ole!
So where they gonna be at...
cabo?
Mc cobra: Sweet! Yeah.
We could catch some primo rays.
Drago: The castanets
are under water.
(Shudders) Not
exactly my cup of chi.
Strikemaster ice:
Why you say that, d.?
Don't tell me you're
scared of a little surf.
Drago: Scared? No.
I just dislike being under water
because then I can't do this!
Just because I won't be
going on this little sea hunt
doesn't mean you three can't.
You'll need a submarine.
Strikemaster ice: A sub?
See, now, that's kinda tricky, yo.
Mc cobra: Not like
we're gonna find one
with the key still
in the ignition.
Strikemaster ice: Yo, ho, ho!
Hold up, chief!
My boy dj fist's
got a bright one.
Jade: Whoa!
That is one kean-o submarine-o.
Black: Section 13's
newest prototype.
Able to withstand
3,000 tons of pressure,
lateral maneuverability,
retractable pincer arms.
Jade: Well,
what are you landlubbers waiting for?
Let's shape up and ship out.
Jackie: You are not going, Jade.
Jade: Jackie!
I saw the movie Titanic 12 times!
That makes me a total
expert on sunken treasure.
Uncle: Jade must
listen to Jackie.
You cannot go on sub with us!
Jackie: And neither can
you, uncle.
Not with your cold.
All those germs in a
tiny, enclosed space...
Ow!
Uncle: Uncle is not infectious!
Ah-choo!
And you cannot perform
removal spell yourself!
Jackie: I realize that, uncle.
But tohru and I can
retrieve the castanets,
and you can perform the removal
spell later on dry land.
Black: Makes sense.
Uncle and Jade: Ohh...
Drago: Well?
Strikemaster ice: It's all
good, dawg.
We got everything we need.
Drago: You have a
submarine in there?
Strikemaster ice:
Naw, we got tools.
Cobra and fist
gonna build you one.
Drago: I wouldn't trust
those two to mow my lawn!
(Clanking, drilling)
Strikemaster ice: Word up, d.
These two got mad skills!
Drago: They're gonna
have mad scars if...
Mc cobra: Somebody order a sub?
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
that is one sweet ride.
Come on, d.
Give my boys some props!
Strikemaster ice: Yo, got it.
Keepin' it low-key.
Black: All right, Jackie.
Brace yourselves for splashdown.
Jackie: Balance, tohru.
Tohru: Jackie?
Jackie, muffled: Ohh...
Are we there yet?
Maintain course, tohru.
I believe the oceanic
àis directly below us.
(Sniff, sniff)
What is that odor?
(Sniff, sniff)
Jade: Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Jade...
Jade: I know, I know.
Too dangerous.
But you need me, uncle Jackie.
Ok, fine. I'll leave.
Jackie: Very funny!
We are 20,000 leagues under the
sea, and...
(sniff, sniff)
Oh!
Why do you smell like garlic?
Jade: Not me.
It's coming from...
Uncle: Hi, Jackie.
Jackie: Uncle!
Jade: Great minds think alike.
Uncle: Wipe sourpuss off face!
Uncle is not infectious!
Now get uncle a blanket.
It's freezing in sub!
Strikemaster ice: Dropzone dead
ahead, homies.
Yo, fist, drago say east
or west of the glacier?
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we don't ski till we get the chi.
You feel me?
Jackie: Tohru,
you must drive more carefully!
Tohru: I do not understand.
There are no rock
formations in this area.
Jade: Uh, Jackie?
Uncle: Aiiii-yaaaah!
Giant crab monster!
Jade: I never thought I'd be on
this end of a submarine sandwich.
Jade: Oh, uncle!
Isn't there some kind of
"crab be gone" mojo you can do?
Uncle: Magic must defeat
magic, not overgrown shellfish!
Jackie: You are right, uncle!
Crab must defeat crab!
(Jackie, uncle,
tohru, Jade yelling)
(Lobster screeches)
Tohru: Oh...
I fear we are only making him angrier.
Jade: Let's see how you do
against a video game pro.
Hang right, crew. We're about to
experience a little turbulence!
(Screeches)
Make a wish.
Yes! He's crab cakes now!
Uncle: Aiii-yaaah!
Jackie gasps: It is the oceanic!
Jade: Come on, slowpoke.
Jackie: Jade,
you are staying inside the sub.
Jade: Ohh...
Jackie: It is an enormous ship.
Finding the castanets among
the wreckage will not be easy.
Uncle: So use chi-o-matic!
Jackie: Under water?
Uncle: Baggie
seals in freshness.
(Metal creaks, shifts)
Jackie: Ow!
But uncle,
we found the immortal castanets!
Uncle: Yes. And chi-o-matic is
soaked like overcooked noodle!
Cannot do removal spell until it is dry!
(Sub engine struggles)
Tohru: I believe we may have
a bigger problem, sensei.
Uncle: I know!
Uncle is running out of garlic!
Tohru: No. I'm afraid our submarine
is not rising to the surface.
Jackie: Hmm. It must have been
damaged by the giant crab.
We will have to
jettison some weight.
Tohru: I'm sorry.
I am not a very good swimmer.
Jade: No prob. I'll go.
Jackie: No, you will not, Jade.
I will go.
Jade: Fine!
But only because you weigh more...
A lot more! A whole lot...
Uncle: Jackie!
Do not surface too quickly
or you will get the bends.
Jade: He gets a
German luxury car?
Jackie: No, Jade.
The bends is a condition
that occurs when a
diver rises too quickly.
Tohru: I have heard that the
pressure change can cause wooziness,
delirium, or worse.
Jackie: Yes.
I will swim very, very slowly.
Strikemaster ice:
Yo, peep this, dawgs.
The man with the castanets.
After we get them clackers, we can
leave chan to sleep with the fishes.
Mc cobra: Oh, that's whacked.
You lost him, bro!
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
chan must have booked for the surface.
But it's all good.
We'll be waitin'.
Jade gasps: Jackie!
Uncle: Aaiii-yaah!
Uncle told him not
to swim quickly!
Nephew never listens.
(Jackie grunts)
Luckily,
I avoided betting the gends.
I... hee hee hee!
I mean I... ooh!
Ground is all
wobbly like pudding!
I like tapioca.
Jade: Ooh!
Can't this crate move any faster?
Tohru: Unfortunately, no.
Uncle: Jackie can
take care of himself.
Right now,
it is uncle who needs help.
Chi-o-matic must be bone-dry
to operate properly.
Tohru: Perhaps you can use this.
Jade: You brought a hair
dryer on a deep-sea mission?
Tohru: Ocean air
gives me the frizzies.
Strikemaster ice: Let's
do some thrashin'!
Jackie: Hello, neighbors.
Nice day.
Strikemaster ice: Oh, yeah!
Nice day to bust open
a can of whoop-chan!
Jackie: Oh, pretty!
You made a snow angel.
Strikemaster ice: Get him, yo!
Jackie: We play Patty cake?
Strikemaster ice: All right, fool.
Enough reindeer games.
Hand over the castanets.
Jackie: Cast a net?
Oh! We go fishing?
I like fishies!
Strikemaster ice: Chan,
you feelin' all right?
Jackie: Peachy keen.
Jade: Come on!
We gotta find Jackie!
Uncle: Uncle will stay here,
finish styling chi-o-matic.
Strikemaster ice: Yo,
got me a burnin' desire
for those castanets, chan.
Jackie: Ooh! Pretty fireworks.
Is it Chinese new year already?
Jade: Didn't anyone ever tell you
smoking's bad for your health?
Strikemaster ice: Shrimp,
you headed for the Barbie.
Jackie: Oh ho!
We play freeze tag?
You are it.
Jade: Avalanche, comin' at ya.
Tohru: Jackie,
are you all right?
Jackie: Yes,
but you two are very wobbly.
Wobbly is a funny word.
Rhymes with gobbly. Hee he.
Jade: He has so got the bends.
Jackie: I do? What a nice car!
Yay for me!
Oh! Hello again, buddy!
Jade: Charge!
Uncle: Yu mo guai
guey à fi Dee tsao...
Ah-choo!
Yu mo guai guey à fi de tsao...
Drago: Crunchy metal outside,
gooey chi filling inside.
Uncle: You want
a piece of uncle?
Drago: Gonna be several pieces
of uncle when I'm through!
Uncle: Eeeeaaaaah!
Jackie: Hee hee!
Look at the flying old man!
Jade: Climb aboard, t.
I'll steer.
Tohru: We're coming, sensei.
Uncle: Take your time! No hurry.
Jackie: Wheeee!
(Drago growls)
Drago: Anyone up for
some flame-enco dancing?
And now,
for the main attraction...
Uncle: Aiii-yaah!
Drago is absorbing
power of tchangzu,
the thunder demon!
Jackie: Ooh! Pretty.
Drago, as Elvis: Tchangzu.
Tchangzu very much.
And don't even think
about following me.
Much as I'd love
to stay and chill,
I'll leave that to you.
Jackie: A skating rink. Fun!
Jade: Well,
this turned out well.
Drago gets the thunder power,
we're stuck in the middle of the
ocean on a melting chunk of ice...
(Sniffs) And somebody
so needs a breath mint!
Tohru: And it appears
that a storm is brewing.
Black: Need a lift?
Jackie: Whirly-birdy!
Black: Jackie has a
bad case of the bends.
Needs to decompress
for 48 hours.
Same for uncle.
Uncle: Let uncle out!
Jade: Poor guy.
Totally delusional.
Tohru: I do not
understand, Jade.
Why did you tell captain black
that sensei had the bends?
Jade: You kidding?
That garlic smell was making me gag!
I figure, 2 days in solitary,
good-bye, major stink.
Uncle: Let uncle out!
Aaiiii-yaaah!
Jackie: I hear knock-knock.
Who's there?
Hee hee. I like monkeys.
And wax lips.
This is a nice phone booth.
Ooh, look, I can make funny
sounds with my underarms!
Hee hee hee hee!
Oop... 'scuse me.
Jade: Hey, Jackie,
do you like to surf the web?
Jackie: I want to surf
something I want to surf.
I'm not like...
How do you say?
Surf the whole day.
Lotta people just...
nothing to do, just surf, surf.
No, I just surf one thing.
The things I want to know I surf.
Then after that I leave.