Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 5, Episode 7 - Antler Action - full transcript

Jackie: Hello,
my reptilian friend.

Aah!

Aah. Unh. Aah, aah.

Bad day.

Waaah!

Jackie: Waaah!

Unh! Unh!

Excuse me.

Pardon me.

So sorry.

Vanessa: Remember us, chan?



You snatched the nebilla opal,

the sword of badang,

and now the silver
iguana of yorumba

right out of our
greedy little hands.

Jackie: Yes, heh.
Nice to see you all again, heh heh.

How've you been? Heh.

Bye-bye.

Unh, ho!

Aah!

Waah!

Jackie: Heh heh.
Pleasant day for a hike.

Jade: Jackie!

Welcome aboard Jade airlines.

Jade: And that's how we
returned the silver iguana



to the museum of yorumba.

Comic fans: Cool.

Larry: Wow.

I wish I could go
on an adventure.

Scott: You could start

by movin' out of
your mom's basement.

(Laughs)

Jade: Come on, Larry.

You're going to the super
duper convention this weekend.

That's exciting, right?

Larry: Duh.
Everyone who's anyone in comics

is gonna be there.

But just once,
I wanna go to the con

with a story like the
silver iguana of yorumba.

I wanna be a hero like
super moose or you...

Or Jackie.

Jackie: Oh ho. Hero.

You've been listening to
too many of Jade's stories.

Jade: I know how you feel, dude.
Larry: Ow!

Jade: Jackie tries.
- To leave me out of the action

all the time.

Larry: But you don't
take no for an answer.

You go after what you want.

Jade: You could do the same
thing, Larry.

Be like super moose.

Free the hero inside.

Larry: Ah. I don't know if
there's a hero in there.

(Rumbling)

Uncle: Earthquake.

(Gasps)

Demon chi is loose!

The demon chi is still near.

Tohru and I will repair
the containment unit

while you find all 5
missing demon powers.

Tohru: Remember,
the chi-o-matic holds

only one power at a time.

You must come back to
the containment unit

after capturing each one.

Jackie: Ow! Jade: Hey!

Uncle: Evil does not sleep!

Captain black: I'll
put on some coffee.

(Jade gasps) Chi
at 12 o'clock high!

Jade: Good aim, Tex!

Jade: Gotcha.

(Captain black snoring)

Uncle: Water, moon, sky, wind.

(Jade yawns) Now
back to snoozeville.

Uncle: Aiyaah!
- Earth demon chi is not here!

Tohru: Mmm. The chi-o-matic
does not detect the power

within section 13.

(Drago snores, grunts)

(Ice, fist, cobra snoring)

(Clanging)

Strikemaster ice: What? Yaa?

Yo, why you gotta wake me
up, dawg?

My dream was off the hook!

Drago: We have work to do.

Kids: Yeah! Watch out, man!
Whoo! Whoo!

Larry: How am I ever
gonna free my inner hero?

(Sighs) Maybe I should read

some super moose àback issues.

Larry: Hey! Watch it! Whoa!

Oof!

(Larry shivers)

Tingly.

(Larry gasps) Lizard men!

Just like in astonishing
à moose tales number 157!

Drago: You have
something I want.

And what I want, I take!

Strikemaster ice:
What's the dilly, yo?

Drago: He's using
the power of dai gui,

the earth demon!

Larry: Aah!

Mc cobra: Huh? Ooh!

Larry: Bleah! Bleah!
Wh... what's goin' on?

Larry: Please...
Please don't hurt me!

(Rumbles)

Strikemaster ice: I'm so
gonna burn your crust!

You know what I'm sayin'?
(Inhales)

Strikemaster ice: Unh! Ooh!

Larry: Unh! Ow.

Drago: Playtime's over.

Drago: Aah!

Jade: Step back, lizard lips.

Larry,
you have the earth demon chi?

Drago: don't worry,
little missy.

He won't have it for long!

Jade: Leave my friend alone!

(Ice crew grunting)

Drago: Why are these
fools still breathing?!

Tohru: Whooaaahh!

(Crash)

Jade: Larry, listen...

You have these weirdo powers

because some demon chi
got into your body.

Larry: Demons? Ha!

There's no such thing.

Uh, fire breathing lizard
men, maybe.

But not demons.

Ok, I'm outta here!

Jade: Larry, wait!

Drago: Let's go, boys!

The chi's gone underground.

Jade: We gotta go after Larry!

Jackie: No. The tunnel could
collapse with you inside.

Tohru: Jade is right.
We must find Larry before drago does.

Uncle: And before evil chi
corrupts Larry's own chi,

turning him into a demon.

Larry: Something's
definitely different.

That stuff I did with the ground

and these... Muscles.

I... I have super powers!

I've finally unlocked
the hero within!

(Dog pants, barks)

Larry: But.
- These new powers mean

I have great responsibility.
Yes.

It's time...
time to fulfill my destiny!

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we would've had that chi

if you hadn't tried that
inverted 720 off the vert ramp.

Fist: Whoa!

Strikemaster ice:
Whoa, hey, unh!

Drago: Quiet!

That earth demon chi
is still out there.

We're going to find it,
take it, and bury chan!

Jade: This is where the comic
shop owner said Larry lives.

Jackie: Thank you, Jade.
I will take it from...

Larry's mom: Yes?

Jade: Uh, hi.
Can Larry come out and play?

Larry's mom: Lawrence is
trying on his new costume.

He's going to fulfill his
destiny, you know.

Come in.

(Rumbling)

Jackie: We are too late!

Uncle: Very strong reading.

Demon chi. Must be above ground!

Jade: I hope Larry's not
doing anything crazy.

Larry: This is my
city: San Francisco...

The city I've sworn to protect.

I am... Uh...

I, uh, ooh.

Spectacu-Larry!

(Mayor speaking)

Vandal: The mayor
doesn't deserve a statue!

Vandal: We're here to
show his true colors!

(Rumbling)

Vandals: Aah!

Larry: Spectacu-Larry
at your service, mayor!

No need to thank me.

It's all in a day's work
for the seismic superhero.

Larry: Nothing
bad happens to art

on the amazing
spectacu-Larry's watch.

Larry: It's back to
the big house for you,

compliments of the
stupendous spectacu-Larry!

Can ya dig it?

(Sirens)

Jade: We're getting warmer.

Uncle: Not warm enough!

Jackie: Rather than trying
to catch up to Larry,

perhaps we should attempt
to get ahead of him.

Tohru: Where would
a superhero go?

Jade: I know!

(People chattering)

Jade: Cool!

Uncle: We must hurry.

Split up and look for
teenager in a costume!

Jackie: That is everyone here.

Uncle: Do not argue with uncle!

Jackie: Ooh!

Krampon warrior Scott: Nok-cha!
Blork gup-ta!

Jackie: Uh, excuse me?

Krampon warrior Scott: You
have offended our honor!

You must apologize!

Jackie: Ooh, I am sorry.

Krampon warrior Scott:
In our language!

Tohru: Oh.

Sumo girl was.
My favorite show growing up.

Sumo girl: Mine, too.

(Giggles) What's your
name, big boy?

Tohru: Eh, uh, uh,
I must keep searching.

Sumo girl: A man on a mission.
Ooh.

I like that.

Lisa: Ok, I'm attacking your
wizard with my swordsman.

Danny: My wizard
casts a melting spell.

Your sword is slag! Ha!

Uncle: Aiyaa!

Magic must defeat magic!

Up! Up!

You want a piece of uncle?

(Jade gasps) Super
moose number one!

Jade: I'll give you 20 bucks.

Booth owner: Ha!
Are you kiddin', kid?

It's worth 10 times that, easy.

(Rumbling)

Larry: Behold! Spectacu-Larry!

Jackie: Ah, Larry, please,
you are not a superhero!

Jade: Yeah,
you have all these powers

because the demon chi is
taking control of you!

Larry: You're wrong, Jade!

I know what's happening!

I'm, uh, I'm...

I'm turning into super moose!

Drago: What you're turning into

is a major pain in my tail!

Krampon warrior Scott:
Dude, weak costume.

I could totally see the latex.

Jackie: Tohru,
do you have the chi-o-matic?

Tohru: No,
uncle was carrying it.

Jackie: Find uncle.

We will try to keep drago
from absorbing the demon chi.

Jade: But, uh...

(drago growling)

Jackie: Waah!

All: Unh!

(All cheer, applaud)

Jackie: Aah! Hot, hot, hot!

Jade: How about I go find uncle?

Larry: Nice block, Larry-lad!

Now let a real hero do his job!

Larry-lad?

(Drago growls)

My hero ain't nothin'
but a sandwich...

Mama's boy.

Larry: ♪ do do do do do ♪

Antler action!

Larry: You are more powerful
than I expected, villains.

But spectacu-Larry
has mights to spare!

(Drago screams)

Aah!

Jackie: Aah!
Please, do not touch the celebrity guest!

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
we ain't playin' dress up, mama's boy.

Ice crew: Hywaah!

Tohru: Rrrah!

Larry: Who wants
spectacu-Larry's autograph?

Strikemaster ice: Yo,
it's time to make this big chunkie

into a lot of little chunkies.

Ice crew: Unh!

Sumo girl: May I join you?

Tohru: Oh, by all means.

Danny: My plus-3 elvish sword
paralyzes your cleric ranger!

Uncle: Ah, but.
- My cleric ranger has a...

Uncle: Blowfish.

(Danny gasps) (Crowd laughs)

(Jade panting) Uncle!
Jackie... Larry...

Uncle: In a minute!
Uncle is busy kicking Booty!

Jade: Drago... Demon chi...

(Uncle sighs) Uncle
will be right back.

Do not touch uncle's cards.

(All yelling)

Jackie: Larry! Stop!

Larry, earth demon voice: Stand
aside, Larry-lad,

while I eradicate
these evildoers!

Larry: Huh?

Jackie: Unh!

(Rumbling)

(All yelling)

Larry: You raise your hand against
me, Larry-lad?!

I'm the hero!

Uncle: Yu-mo-gue-guai-
fie-Dee-tsao...

Larry: What trickery is this?

Jade: He's taking away your powers, Larry.
It's for your own good.

Larry: I thought
I could trust you.

But you have betrayed me!

All: Aah!

Larry: Once my friends...

Now my enemies!

Uncle: His transformation
into earth demon dai gui

is nearly complete!

Jade: No!
Larry's still in there!

I know I can reach him!
I know it!

Hey, uh, spectacu-Larry!

This isn't how a superhero acts.

Larry: How do you know, Jade?

You're not a superhero!

Jade: No. But I've read a
lot of super moose comics

just like you.

Remember the terrible traps
à of the toilet master?

Larry: Spectacular à
super moose number 39.

Jade: Super moose's
mind was taken over

by the toilet master who turned
him against the animal avengers.

But when super moose remembered

to trust the hero inside,

he was able to save the day.

Larry: Hero... Inside...

Jade: Look around you, Larry.

Would super moose
trash this place

and scare everyone?

Is this acting like
the hero inside?

Larry: What have I done?

Jade: It's not you. It's the demon chi.
We can help you.

Larry: Mustn't give in...
To demon.

Still a hero... Inside,

and his name... Is... Larry.

Uncle: Yu-mo-gue-guai-
fie-Dee-tsao,

yu-mo-gue-guai-fie-Dee-tsao,

yu-mo-gue-guai-fie-Dee-tsao.

Larry: Aaahhh!

Jade: Larry! You ok?

Larry, normal voice: I...
I think so.

I feel all tingly.

(Booth owners grumbling)

Booth owner: Hey,
who's gonna pay for this damage?

Jackie: Wait! No. I didn't...

It wasn't...

Uncle: Uncle is new
grand master wizard!

Sumo girl: Call me.

Sumo girl: Mmmph!
- We'll go out for a big lunch.

(Tohru laughs)

Jade: Come on, Larry. Let's...

Hey! How much?

Booth owner: Go
ahead, take it, kid.

It's worthless now.

Jade: Not to me.

Jackie: After all
we went through,

you want more comics?

Jade: Tch. Not just any comic.

Scott: Could you sign
it, "to my best pal?"

Jade: Hey, Larry.

Larry: Jade, ya made it!

Check it out.

Jade: The adventures
à of spectacu-Larry

with his sidekick larr-ina.

Jackie: What about Larry-lad?

Jade: Awesome!
Hey, I have a million story ideas.

How about larr-ina
saves the city?

No, wait, the world!
Stay with me here.

Dragon-boy and the lizard men.
shoot a missile into the sun

to turn the earth into a
reptile's only desert planet!

Spectacu-Larry
tries to stop 'em.

But he gets captured,
so it's up to larr-ina

to get the self-destruct
code before it's too late.

Oh, and larr-ina
should be able to fly,

and how about X-ray vision?

Jade: Hey, Jackie,
what do you do to relax?

Jackie: When I relax,

I have, like, a loft,

and I call up some friends.

We sit down, listen to music,

watch TV, yeah.

Because from TV,
I can learn so many things.