Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 4, Episode 6 - Fright Fight Night - full transcript
Jackie recovers the latest Oni mask before the Dark Hand can get to it. El Toro and Paco visit for Halloween, but they're not told about the dangers of Oni masks.
Ohh.
The lengths to which
I will go for...
An oni mask.
Grr!
Ooh.
I know what I'm
wearing for Halloween.
(Muffled yell)
Uhh!
Waah!
Ohh! Hyah!
Uhh!
Happy Halloween.
Looking for a mask?
That one!
Uhh!
Whoa! Ooh!
All: Ohh.
Heh. Oni?
Nice try.
Ohh!
Uhh!
Chow: It's in here somewhere.
Trick for you, treat for me.
Jackie: I have the
mask right here,
safe inside section 13.
Uncle: So there
is no need to make
mask removal potion?
Not this time, uncle.
The only masks you
will see tonight
will be on the faces of
trick-or-treating children.
Aaaaah! Oh, Jade!
Who is Jade? I am oni boo-boo,
mistress of the dark.
Ooh. Makeup?
Ohh.
Jade, you shouldn't
scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring's the whole point
of Halloween, Jackie,
and I have to win the
scariest costume award
at school tonight.
But of all things,
you had to choose...
I don't know anything
scarier-looking
than an oni demon. Do you?
Now, come on. Time's a-wastin'.
We have to get at least an hour
of trick-or-treating
before the fright fair.
Whoa!
Jade: Captain black.
Nice chicken suit.
Actually, bald eagle.
And it seems you're the only one
who read my "dress
for the day" memo.
Buenos noches, mis amigos.
You and El toro fuerte.
This is no costume,
captain black.
This is a way of life.
Pollo?
(Sighs) Bald e...
Oh, never mind.
El toro,
I'm so glad you could join us
for Halloween.
And next year,
you and Jade must join us
in Mexico for El
da de los muertos,
the day of the dead.
Where is the boy wonder paco?
Paco: I think you mean...
El paco fuerte!
Are you prepared
to face wrestling's
second-mightiest
champion next to El toro?
Let's rumble, tumbelina.
No, paco.
Someone could get hurt.
Someone?
Meaning me?
Uh, no. Um...
What I meant to say is, uh...
Never forget the first
rule of lucha libre.
No wrestling outside the ring.
You think wrestling's
second-mightiest champion
can be defeated by a girl?
Oh, no! Of course not, paco.
Hands down,
you're king of the ring.
But the queen of scream is
gonna beat the pants off you
in tonight's costume contest.
You do not think
my mask is worthy?
Sure...
If you're going as a skier.
First prize goes to
the scariest costume.
Heh heh. Look at the time.
We had better get
trick-or-treating
before the witching
hour strikes.
Yes! Come, children.
Perhaps I am not cut out
for this "Halloween."
Ooh.
A face even scarier than Jade's.
Chow: No.
Not it. Nuh-uh.
No.
Aw!
We're missin' out on all
the trick-or-treatin'.
Gentlemen.
Whoa! Tarakudo!
Pop quiz.
Why is Jackie chan
not also here,
searching for the mask?
Uh...
Answer... because Mr. chan
already has the mask.
Ohh! I knew that.
End of quiz.
Now for the pop.
Aah! Aah!
Ohh! Ohh!
Can we knock on
uncle's door first?
My demon duds'll blow his mind.
Oh! The oni mask!
Where is paco?
Where is the mask?!
Do you think I am scary now?
Ohh! Copycat!
Jade, I do not think
paco is wearing makeup.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Paco, your face?
Uh, paco is wearing a mask
which we must have
magically removed.
Immediately.
I am sorry,
but we luchadores
never remove our masks.
That is my paco.
El toro,
that is no ordinary mask.
Jade: Paco...
Just stay calm till
uncle gets here.
Then we can put this
whole thing behind us
and get on with our
trick-or-treating.
Trick-or-treating?
A fine idea.
Paco!
No!
(Rings)
Hello?
Jackie,
uncle is very busy right now.
(Doorbell rings)
Tohru! Candy!
Coming, sensei.
Bzzz! Bzzz!
Arrr, Matey!
Raaagh!
Why must uncle devise
removal potion now?
Very nice Japanese
oni demon costume.
Happy Halloween.
Thank you, good-bye.
Nice? Nice?!
I am scary!
Grr!
Who put new oni mask on face?
How could you not see him
when he was right
under your nose!
Uh, sensei?
Aiyaaa!
Quickly, tohru.
We must prepare
mask removal potion.
I have mucho competition
in the scary department.
Believe me,
you have no competition.
Ohh! Are you the great pumpkin?
Uh... Indeed.
And I'm here to show all
ghoulies, goblins, and demons
how to be as scary
as they can be.
Teach me, great one.
All you need to do
is feel the power,
call upon the darkness within...
So, this mask is
stuck to paco's face?
And we need to unstick it
before paco figures out
how to summon his shadowkhan.
(Doorbell rings)
Whoa! Those are some crazy...
Costumes?
Trick or treat.
Grr!
Paco: If you offer no treat,
then we must trick!
No!
No! No! No! Go away!
(Whimpers)
Mmm. Delicioso.
You passed your first
test with flying colors.
Next on the to-do list:
Bathing the earth in darkness.
El toro: You there!
Step away from mi paquito.
I'm sorry.
This little devil
bows to a new master,
masked man.
Indeed, El toro.
I am no longer your
little towel boy.
I am El paco diablo!
Who is this cabeza gigante?
Taraku... oh.
Yes,
that is a very lovely costume,
but I am busy right now.
Do not touch the mask, children.
Jade: Uh, guys?
I don't think these
are trick-or-treaters.
Shadowkhan.
Slimy, slithering,
made-for-Halloween shadowkhan.
Yaaah!
Uhh!
I hope uncle's almost
ready with that potion.
Twick or tweat.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
Happy Halloween.
Uncle: Tohru, scale of lizard!
(Doorbell rings) Tohru, door!
Bzzz. Happy Halloween.
Uncle: Tohru, wolfbane!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Uncle: Sulfur root!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Eye of newt!
No, left eye of newt!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Special ingredient.
Tentacle of Japanese octopus.
(Doorbell rings) Door!
(Gasping)
Trick or treat.
Tohru, uncle needs
octopus tentacle now!
Uncle: Candy?
Oh, no.
Aiyaaa!
Gnarly, dude!
Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh!
Ohh! Aah!
Uhh!
Sorry.
The shadowkhan are excellent
minions of darkness,
are they not, Jade?
Tarakudo: Spiffy
costume, little lady.
Rehearsing your
inevitable return
to the dark side?
Maybe so, tarakudo.
Jade: Stop!
I, oni boo-boo,
call upon the darkness within me
to command you
ninjas to stand down!
Heh heh. Worth a try.
Still you attempt to outdo me?
Ha ha!
We shall see, once and for all,
who is truly the scariest.
Shadowkhan!
Jackieee!
No!
Uhh! Aah!
(Together) Ohh.
Jackie, how is it possible
to defeat a floating head?
Hmm.
(Doorbell rings)
Uh, trick or treat?
Gracias,
but I am on a special diet.
Do you have onions?
Uhh!
Let go of me, you slugs!
Jade! Uhh!
Jackieeeeee...
Uhh!
Aah!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Mr. chan.
No mask?
Tarakudo: Much better.
Jackie o'lantern.
And now it's time to send
you to the pumpkin patch.
(Sniffs)
I would prefer...
The onion field!
Aah!
Aah! My eyes!
My eyes!
But where are paco and Jade?
Paco wants to prove
he is scariest.
Tohru...
Jackie: Meet us at Jade's school
with the mask removal potion.
Uh, we will be there,
uh, shortly, Jackie.
Do not worry, tohru.
How hard can it be to find boy
in ghost costume?
(Gasps)
Hey, come on.
You kids need a ticket
like everybody else.
What are you?
Eww!
This job don't pay enough!
(Roars)
(Excited yelling)
Ha ha.
No contest.
I am the scariest,
which means you
no longer need to wear a mask.
Heh. But I'm not wearing a mask.
I know.
I am the winner.
And second place...
Loses face!
(Gulps)
(Weakly) Let's rumble.
Rrahhr!
Halt!
El toro: There will
be no fighting here.
Grr!
And why not?
Uh...
Because you know the first rule
of lucha libre.
No wrestling outside the ring.
I would not want
to break any rules.
Now, El toro,
prepare to surrender your title
to El paco diablo!
I will simply keep
the little one pinned
until your uncle arrives
with the magic potion.
Do not let paco's size fool
you, El toro.
Cabo cannonball!
Hrrahh!
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
Where is uncle?
Dude, check out what this
big Bumblebee guy gave me.
It's like some kinda
suction cup candy.
(Together) Ooh, cool!
Please,
you do not want to eat that.
Hands off, dude. It's mine!
Trade you.
Natchez knee-dropper. Ohh!
Ohh.
I will pin paco
after a brief siesta.
We gonna wait for
El toro to tag us,
or are we gonna...
Jade! Uhh!
Palenque pile-driver!
Jalisco hammer-down!
Tijuana twister!
Ohh!
Smash him, El toro!
Jade, it is still paco.
Heh heh. Sorry.
I was in the moment.
Ohh.
You know the second rule
of lucha libre,
don't you, El toro?
The winner may remove
the loser's mask!
Uncle: Speaking of mask removal,
♪ uncle has a treat for you ♪
Float like a buccaneer,
sting like a bee.
Aiyaaa!
You did not tell uncle
new shadowkhan can
stretch like Taffy!
Jackie!
Uhh!
(Gasping together)
Uhh! Aah!
Aah!
Well, there goes our
last pair of free hands.
Unless you count demon boy.
Paco, you must remove your mask.
Why would I want to do
that, loser?
I am not talking to you, demon.
I am talking to the
paco behind your mask.
But, El toro,
you know the luchador
must never remove his own mask.
That rule must now be broken
by both of us.
(Gasps) El toro...
Why?!
Now, paco,
it is your turn.
El toro: Use the potion
to remove the mask!
Do not listen!
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
No!
I must remove the mask.
Uhh!
Jade: Do it, paco!
Go for the potion!
Magic must defeat magic!
Remove the mask.
No, remain a demon!
Remove the mask.
Remain a demon!
Remove. Remain!
Uhh! Remove!
Remain!
Remove the mask.
Yes, paco!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Nooo!
Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!
Buh-bye.
No more Halloween
horror from you.
El toro,
I think I have been a
very bad little luchador.
Paquito,
you may be small of stature,
but your inner strength
knows no bounds.
Jade: Here, paco.
I think this belongs to you.
Because I was the scariest?
Puh-leeze!
That honor would belong to moi.
But tonight, you're the champ.
You should have seen yourself
smacking your bad self down.
The palenque piledriver! Hunh!
The jalisco hammerdown huwah!
The fuerte face-puller! Yaah!
Paco, you were in the zone.
Hey, Jackie,
do you like scary movies?
Scary movies, yes. Actually...
Because I'm a filmmaker,
I like scary movies,
drama, comedy, action.
But when I watch a scary movie,
not nighttime.
You know, really,
after you are watching
you fall asleep,
you can't sleep.
So, comedy at night.
Daytime, scary.
The lengths to which
I will go for...
An oni mask.
Grr!
Ooh.
I know what I'm
wearing for Halloween.
(Muffled yell)
Uhh!
Waah!
Ohh! Hyah!
Uhh!
Happy Halloween.
Looking for a mask?
That one!
Uhh!
Whoa! Ooh!
All: Ohh.
Heh. Oni?
Nice try.
Ohh!
Uhh!
Chow: It's in here somewhere.
Trick for you, treat for me.
Jackie: I have the
mask right here,
safe inside section 13.
Uncle: So there
is no need to make
mask removal potion?
Not this time, uncle.
The only masks you
will see tonight
will be on the faces of
trick-or-treating children.
Aaaaah! Oh, Jade!
Who is Jade? I am oni boo-boo,
mistress of the dark.
Ooh. Makeup?
Ohh.
Jade, you shouldn't
scare people like that.
Tch. Scaring's the whole point
of Halloween, Jackie,
and I have to win the
scariest costume award
at school tonight.
But of all things,
you had to choose...
I don't know anything
scarier-looking
than an oni demon. Do you?
Now, come on. Time's a-wastin'.
We have to get at least an hour
of trick-or-treating
before the fright fair.
Whoa!
Jade: Captain black.
Nice chicken suit.
Actually, bald eagle.
And it seems you're the only one
who read my "dress
for the day" memo.
Buenos noches, mis amigos.
You and El toro fuerte.
This is no costume,
captain black.
This is a way of life.
Pollo?
(Sighs) Bald e...
Oh, never mind.
El toro,
I'm so glad you could join us
for Halloween.
And next year,
you and Jade must join us
in Mexico for El
da de los muertos,
the day of the dead.
Where is the boy wonder paco?
Paco: I think you mean...
El paco fuerte!
Are you prepared
to face wrestling's
second-mightiest
champion next to El toro?
Let's rumble, tumbelina.
No, paco.
Someone could get hurt.
Someone?
Meaning me?
Uh, no. Um...
What I meant to say is, uh...
Never forget the first
rule of lucha libre.
No wrestling outside the ring.
You think wrestling's
second-mightiest champion
can be defeated by a girl?
Oh, no! Of course not, paco.
Hands down,
you're king of the ring.
But the queen of scream is
gonna beat the pants off you
in tonight's costume contest.
You do not think
my mask is worthy?
Sure...
If you're going as a skier.
First prize goes to
the scariest costume.
Heh heh. Look at the time.
We had better get
trick-or-treating
before the witching
hour strikes.
Yes! Come, children.
Perhaps I am not cut out
for this "Halloween."
Ooh.
A face even scarier than Jade's.
Chow: No.
Not it. Nuh-uh.
No.
Aw!
We're missin' out on all
the trick-or-treatin'.
Gentlemen.
Whoa! Tarakudo!
Pop quiz.
Why is Jackie chan
not also here,
searching for the mask?
Uh...
Answer... because Mr. chan
already has the mask.
Ohh! I knew that.
End of quiz.
Now for the pop.
Aah! Aah!
Ohh! Ohh!
Can we knock on
uncle's door first?
My demon duds'll blow his mind.
Oh! The oni mask!
Where is paco?
Where is the mask?!
Do you think I am scary now?
Ohh! Copycat!
Jade, I do not think
paco is wearing makeup.
Oh.
Oh.
Uh-oh.
Paco, your face?
Uh, paco is wearing a mask
which we must have
magically removed.
Immediately.
I am sorry,
but we luchadores
never remove our masks.
That is my paco.
El toro,
that is no ordinary mask.
Jade: Paco...
Just stay calm till
uncle gets here.
Then we can put this
whole thing behind us
and get on with our
trick-or-treating.
Trick-or-treating?
A fine idea.
Paco!
No!
(Rings)
Hello?
Jackie,
uncle is very busy right now.
(Doorbell rings)
Tohru! Candy!
Coming, sensei.
Bzzz! Bzzz!
Arrr, Matey!
Raaagh!
Why must uncle devise
removal potion now?
Very nice Japanese
oni demon costume.
Happy Halloween.
Thank you, good-bye.
Nice? Nice?!
I am scary!
Grr!
Who put new oni mask on face?
How could you not see him
when he was right
under your nose!
Uh, sensei?
Aiyaaa!
Quickly, tohru.
We must prepare
mask removal potion.
I have mucho competition
in the scary department.
Believe me,
you have no competition.
Ohh! Are you the great pumpkin?
Uh... Indeed.
And I'm here to show all
ghoulies, goblins, and demons
how to be as scary
as they can be.
Teach me, great one.
All you need to do
is feel the power,
call upon the darkness within...
So, this mask is
stuck to paco's face?
And we need to unstick it
before paco figures out
how to summon his shadowkhan.
(Doorbell rings)
Whoa! Those are some crazy...
Costumes?
Trick or treat.
Grr!
Paco: If you offer no treat,
then we must trick!
No!
No! No! No! Go away!
(Whimpers)
Mmm. Delicioso.
You passed your first
test with flying colors.
Next on the to-do list:
Bathing the earth in darkness.
El toro: You there!
Step away from mi paquito.
I'm sorry.
This little devil
bows to a new master,
masked man.
Indeed, El toro.
I am no longer your
little towel boy.
I am El paco diablo!
Who is this cabeza gigante?
Taraku... oh.
Yes,
that is a very lovely costume,
but I am busy right now.
Do not touch the mask, children.
Jade: Uh, guys?
I don't think these
are trick-or-treaters.
Shadowkhan.
Slimy, slithering,
made-for-Halloween shadowkhan.
Yaaah!
Uhh!
I hope uncle's almost
ready with that potion.
Twick or tweat.
Bzzz. Bzzz.
Happy Halloween.
Uncle: Tohru, scale of lizard!
(Doorbell rings) Tohru, door!
Bzzz. Happy Halloween.
Uncle: Tohru, wolfbane!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Uncle: Sulfur root!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Eye of newt!
No, left eye of newt!
(Doorbell rings) Door!
Special ingredient.
Tentacle of Japanese octopus.
(Doorbell rings) Door!
(Gasping)
Trick or treat.
Tohru, uncle needs
octopus tentacle now!
Uncle: Candy?
Oh, no.
Aiyaaa!
Gnarly, dude!
Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh!
Ohh! Aah!
Uhh!
Sorry.
The shadowkhan are excellent
minions of darkness,
are they not, Jade?
Tarakudo: Spiffy
costume, little lady.
Rehearsing your
inevitable return
to the dark side?
Maybe so, tarakudo.
Jade: Stop!
I, oni boo-boo,
call upon the darkness within me
to command you
ninjas to stand down!
Heh heh. Worth a try.
Still you attempt to outdo me?
Ha ha!
We shall see, once and for all,
who is truly the scariest.
Shadowkhan!
Jackieee!
No!
Uhh! Aah!
(Together) Ohh.
Jackie, how is it possible
to defeat a floating head?
Hmm.
(Doorbell rings)
Uh, trick or treat?
Gracias,
but I am on a special diet.
Do you have onions?
Uhh!
Let go of me, you slugs!
Jade! Uhh!
Jackieeeeee...
Uhh!
Aah!
Tsk, tsk, tsk, Mr. chan.
No mask?
Tarakudo: Much better.
Jackie o'lantern.
And now it's time to send
you to the pumpkin patch.
(Sniffs)
I would prefer...
The onion field!
Aah!
Aah! My eyes!
My eyes!
But where are paco and Jade?
Paco wants to prove
he is scariest.
Tohru...
Jackie: Meet us at Jade's school
with the mask removal potion.
Uh, we will be there,
uh, shortly, Jackie.
Do not worry, tohru.
How hard can it be to find boy
in ghost costume?
(Gasps)
Hey, come on.
You kids need a ticket
like everybody else.
What are you?
Eww!
This job don't pay enough!
(Roars)
(Excited yelling)
Ha ha.
No contest.
I am the scariest,
which means you
no longer need to wear a mask.
Heh. But I'm not wearing a mask.
I know.
I am the winner.
And second place...
Loses face!
(Gulps)
(Weakly) Let's rumble.
Rrahhr!
Halt!
El toro: There will
be no fighting here.
Grr!
And why not?
Uh...
Because you know the first rule
of lucha libre.
No wrestling outside the ring.
I would not want
to break any rules.
Now, El toro,
prepare to surrender your title
to El paco diablo!
I will simply keep
the little one pinned
until your uncle arrives
with the magic potion.
Do not let paco's size fool
you, El toro.
Cabo cannonball!
Hrrahh!
Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark.
Where is uncle?
Dude, check out what this
big Bumblebee guy gave me.
It's like some kinda
suction cup candy.
(Together) Ooh, cool!
Please,
you do not want to eat that.
Hands off, dude. It's mine!
Trade you.
Natchez knee-dropper. Ohh!
Ohh.
I will pin paco
after a brief siesta.
We gonna wait for
El toro to tag us,
or are we gonna...
Jade! Uhh!
Palenque pile-driver!
Jalisco hammer-down!
Tijuana twister!
Ohh!
Smash him, El toro!
Jade, it is still paco.
Heh heh. Sorry.
I was in the moment.
Ohh.
You know the second rule
of lucha libre,
don't you, El toro?
The winner may remove
the loser's mask!
Uncle: Speaking of mask removal,
♪ uncle has a treat for you ♪
Float like a buccaneer,
sting like a bee.
Aiyaaa!
You did not tell uncle
new shadowkhan can
stretch like Taffy!
Jackie!
Uhh!
(Gasping together)
Uhh! Aah!
Aah!
Well, there goes our
last pair of free hands.
Unless you count demon boy.
Paco, you must remove your mask.
Why would I want to do
that, loser?
I am not talking to you, demon.
I am talking to the
paco behind your mask.
But, El toro,
you know the luchador
must never remove his own mask.
That rule must now be broken
by both of us.
(Gasps) El toro...
Why?!
Now, paco,
it is your turn.
El toro: Use the potion
to remove the mask!
Do not listen!
♪ La la la la la la la la ♪
No!
I must remove the mask.
Uhh!
Jade: Do it, paco!
Go for the potion!
Magic must defeat magic!
Remove the mask.
No, remain a demon!
Remove the mask.
Remain a demon!
Remove. Remain!
Uhh! Remove!
Remain!
Remove the mask.
Yes, paco!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Nooo!
Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!
Buh-bye.
No more Halloween
horror from you.
El toro,
I think I have been a
very bad little luchador.
Paquito,
you may be small of stature,
but your inner strength
knows no bounds.
Jade: Here, paco.
I think this belongs to you.
Because I was the scariest?
Puh-leeze!
That honor would belong to moi.
But tonight, you're the champ.
You should have seen yourself
smacking your bad self down.
The palenque piledriver! Hunh!
The jalisco hammerdown huwah!
The fuerte face-puller! Yaah!
Paco, you were in the zone.
Hey, Jackie,
do you like scary movies?
Scary movies, yes. Actually...
Because I'm a filmmaker,
I like scary movies,
drama, comedy, action.
But when I watch a scary movie,
not nighttime.
You know, really,
after you are watching
you fall asleep,
you can't sleep.
So, comedy at night.
Daytime, scary.