Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 4, Episode 13 - Ninja Twilight - full transcript
The final Oni mask is located. A hidden danger is uncovered, and all the Oni Generals are released, and the masks are destroyed. The only hope the J Team has is to defeat Tarakudo once and for all.
Previously...
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan.
But tarakudo's
rein came to an end
when the spirits of his generals
were trapped within masks.
9 oni generals,
9 masks.
9 different tribes
of shadowkhan?
We must remove
demon mask from host
in order to defeat shadowkhan!
Unh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Getting warm. Warmer.
Boiling.
Cooked.
This seems way too
easy, doesn't it?
Easy?! We are at the
bottom of the ocean!
Yeah,
but this is the last oni mask.
Where are tarakudo
and his goons?
Where's the ultimate
good-versus-evil battle royale?
I, for one, am not complaining.
So our quest is complete?
As you have researched, tohru.
9 masks, 9 demon generals.
Which means we won't be needing
these Hana fuda cards anymore.
(Gasps)
Then why does tohru
have the willies?
(Gasps)
The masks... Are destroyed?
That's a good thing, right?
Oni.
How is this happening?
Uncle not sure.
But it must be your fault!
Many thanks for our
freedom, chan.
Now it is time to
surrender yours.
Aah!
Eat dragon heat!
Ungh!
Go, go, go!
Summon the dark ones.
Shadowkhan's greatest hits.
Aah!
Hyah!
Whoa. New guy.
Ninja number 9.
What?!
(Pounding on door)
Captain black, we have a breach.
Alert your agents and...
Magic must defeat magic.
We must do research now.
Whoa, Nelly.
Uh, think we can take 'em?
Uncle: Dark forces
are not attacking?
The combined power
of the 9 masks
can summon enough shadowkhan
to engulf the earth
in eternal darkness.
(Chanting in Chinese)
Chi spell will protect
shop from dark magic.
Sensei,
none of this makes sense.
I have reviewed every
inch of the legend.
Every inch?
Uh... It is a warning.
"Never conjoin the 9
masks in one location."
Hence the scattering
across the earth part.
Aiyah. The darkness is
already taking hold.
All good magic will
soon fade to nothing.
(Pounding on door)
(Gulps)
Something wants in.
El toro! Viper!
What are you doing here?
Well, it looked as if the
world was coming to an end...
And we figured you four
might know a thing
or two about it.
So, we're supposed
to put a kibosh
on a vast army of
ninja magic how?
We must gather the
spell ingredients
to defeat their leaders.
Japanese steel, silk... ow!
Did you not see the 9 masks
destroyed before your very eyes?
The spells which originally
defeated the demons
will no longer work
because the masks
which imprison them
no longer exist.
Our only hope is
to defeat tarakudo,
lord of all oni,
king of all shadowkhan.
But how do you beat a
big floating spirit-head?
Mm-mmm-mm.
(Cell phone rings)
Captain black,
are you all right?
Been better, Jackie.
We're operating
from a mobile unit.
The oni seized headquarters.
Satellite surveillance indicates
they're on their way out
of town in teams of 2,
heading north, south,
east, and west.
No doubt to stake their claims
to the 4 corners of the globe.
Unless the j-team stops them
before they get that far.
Be careful, my friend.
Battle the oni?
Without the special
spell ingredients?
The fight may be more fair
than you think, tohru.
The oni generals will be
unable to summon their ninjas
without disrupting the
shroud of darkness.
Besides, t,
we're still packin' t-power.
Snake has my name on it.
I call dragon!
Dog and rat?
Oh! You're gonna hog
all the cool ones!
Jade, you will remain here.
What?! No way!
Jade, please.
I could not live with myself
if something happened to you.
Aw.
Uncle: Today...
Dark forces must pay!
This bridge is closed.
(Growling)
Watch out, boys.
Snake in the grass.
(Moans)
Sensei?
The willies?
Ha ha. Pardon me.
I dropped something.
Antler action!
Oh, yeah! I'm bad! You're sad!
Supermoose?
Jackie!
Jade, you were supposed to be...
I decided I couldn't
live with myself
if something happened to you.
Supermoose: Can
you feel the love?
Well, can ya, punk?
Many thanks for removing
that ghastly onion
spell, general ikazuki.
Section 13 is far more inviting
with you running things.
And our shadow armies
are advancing as we
speak, master tarakudo.
Within hours this planet
will succumb to the forces of...
Ooh.
The forces of ooh?
I'm picking up some...
Interference.
Aah!
Ya-ha!
Surf's up.
What?
Hmm.
You're quite a catch.
Yah!
Ah-choo!
Why did you choose kittens?
Uncle is allergic!
All aboard!
Aiyah!
Ungh!
Uppercut!
Right hook!
Left antler!
(Jade cheers)
Getting... Weak.
Oh!
(Chuckles)
Nice try, gang.
It would seem humankind's
last line of defense...
Has reached the
end of their line.
Allowing our generals
to resume their progress
toward making this world...
A much darker place.
(Groaning with strain)
Gel or no gel,
my hair won't cut it.
Anyone have a Bobby pin?
Credit card?
Hana fuda card.
Whoa.
It cannot be.
A tenth mask.
Jade: Look who it is.
Tohru: Tarakudo.
But tohru's research
indicated there are only 9.
Maybe tohru messed up that
part, too.
Each mask was created by
ancient good chi wizards
to imprison the demon
generals within them.
What if a tenth
mask were forged?
Intended to trap tarakudo
like the others.
But the king of the
shadowkhan got to it first.
If a tenth mask exists,
the cards will tell
us where to find it.
(Gasps)
Uncle, what is it?
Tarakudo concealed the mask
in the one place no
mortal would dare enter:
The shadow realm.
But how do we get out of here?
And into there?
We need not leave this cell.
All: Huh?
All shadows lead to
the shadow realm.
All that we need is dark magic
to take us there.
Easy!
As any ex-queen of the
shadowkhan can tell you,
wearing the sign of tarakudo
gives you control over ninjas.
It's tattoo time.
No, Jade.
It is far too dangerous,
even if you have done it before.
I volunteer tohru.
Wha... wha? M-m-me?
(Spits)
There is no better time
to face your fear of oni
than when fate of
world is at stake.
Now, enter shadow realm quickly!
How do I...
Call upon darkness,
which now lies within you.
(Groans)
You're the boss, t.
Just tell 'em what to do.
Um, ahem.
Take me to...
(Gulps) The shadow realm.
Aah!
One more thing!
Uncle never leave shop
without magic socks.
He cannot be serious.
Be thankful he's not
talking underwear.
This thread will be your
lifeline to our realm.
Tug firmly when you find mask.
(Moans)
Whoa!
Tohru had better find mask
before we run out of sock...
And before evil within tattoo
consumes his very being.
Whoa!
Tohru has mask.
Reel him in quickly!
Come on back, t.
Tohru!
You did it!
You have located the tenth mask.
(Roars)
Tarakudo!
Aiyah! We have lost
tohru to dark forces!
Who calls my na... (Gasps)
I shall destroy you all!
Aiyah!
All: Aah!
(Groans)
No one touches my face.
Ikazuki!
Argh!
Oof!
Ooh!
Oni cream sandwich.
Jackie!
Uncle needs ingredient
to complete spell!
What ingredient?!
Hair of Japanese samurai!
Heh heh heh.
A shame that ancient
Japan is ancient history.
Argh!
Tohru's Japanese.
Think he has any samurai blood?
One way to find out.
Sorry, big guy.
Argh!
Just a little off the topknot.
Oh, no, you don't!
Going up, handsome.
(Chanting in Chinese)
Whoa!
Whoa. Tarakudo has legs.
Did your spell do this, uncle?
Of course.
It is the only way for
mask to stick to face.
Over my demon body.
No mental powers, tarakudo?
It is about time
you fought fair.
Aah! Whoa!
Hyah!
Oh!
Now, Mr. chan,
if you'll hand over the mask,
I'll take care to dispose
of it once and for all.
Jade: Tarakudo?
Heads up!
No!
Noooooo!
Jackie.
Ohh.
10 demons and a gajillion ninjas
in one teeny tiny mask?
Cozy.
So... There are no more masks?
Does tohru have willies? No?
Then there are no more masks.
Thanks to the winning team.
Hey, Jackie,
do you ever go fishing?
Very, very little chance.
I never go, like,
call my friends,
"let's go fish today.
Holiday." Never.
Only when we are.
On the filming, on the boat.
Then I fish a little bit.
I'm not this kind of person.
First, I hate water. Why?
Because I get seasick
when I'm on the boat.
Besides, I don't like to spend
so much time to waiting, waiting.
I'd rather... Training.
But I do go, but little time.
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan.
But tarakudo's
rein came to an end
when the spirits of his generals
were trapped within masks.
9 oni generals,
9 masks.
9 different tribes
of shadowkhan?
We must remove
demon mask from host
in order to defeat shadowkhan!
Unh!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Getting warm. Warmer.
Boiling.
Cooked.
This seems way too
easy, doesn't it?
Easy?! We are at the
bottom of the ocean!
Yeah,
but this is the last oni mask.
Where are tarakudo
and his goons?
Where's the ultimate
good-versus-evil battle royale?
I, for one, am not complaining.
So our quest is complete?
As you have researched, tohru.
9 masks, 9 demon generals.
Which means we won't be needing
these Hana fuda cards anymore.
(Gasps)
Then why does tohru
have the willies?
(Gasps)
The masks... Are destroyed?
That's a good thing, right?
Oni.
How is this happening?
Uncle not sure.
But it must be your fault!
Many thanks for our
freedom, chan.
Now it is time to
surrender yours.
Aah!
Eat dragon heat!
Ungh!
Go, go, go!
Summon the dark ones.
Shadowkhan's greatest hits.
Aah!
Hyah!
Whoa. New guy.
Ninja number 9.
What?!
(Pounding on door)
Captain black, we have a breach.
Alert your agents and...
Magic must defeat magic.
We must do research now.
Whoa, Nelly.
Uh, think we can take 'em?
Uncle: Dark forces
are not attacking?
The combined power
of the 9 masks
can summon enough shadowkhan
to engulf the earth
in eternal darkness.
(Chanting in Chinese)
Chi spell will protect
shop from dark magic.
Sensei,
none of this makes sense.
I have reviewed every
inch of the legend.
Every inch?
Uh... It is a warning.
"Never conjoin the 9
masks in one location."
Hence the scattering
across the earth part.
Aiyah. The darkness is
already taking hold.
All good magic will
soon fade to nothing.
(Pounding on door)
(Gulps)
Something wants in.
El toro! Viper!
What are you doing here?
Well, it looked as if the
world was coming to an end...
And we figured you four
might know a thing
or two about it.
So, we're supposed
to put a kibosh
on a vast army of
ninja magic how?
We must gather the
spell ingredients
to defeat their leaders.
Japanese steel, silk... ow!
Did you not see the 9 masks
destroyed before your very eyes?
The spells which originally
defeated the demons
will no longer work
because the masks
which imprison them
no longer exist.
Our only hope is
to defeat tarakudo,
lord of all oni,
king of all shadowkhan.
But how do you beat a
big floating spirit-head?
Mm-mmm-mm.
(Cell phone rings)
Captain black,
are you all right?
Been better, Jackie.
We're operating
from a mobile unit.
The oni seized headquarters.
Satellite surveillance indicates
they're on their way out
of town in teams of 2,
heading north, south,
east, and west.
No doubt to stake their claims
to the 4 corners of the globe.
Unless the j-team stops them
before they get that far.
Be careful, my friend.
Battle the oni?
Without the special
spell ingredients?
The fight may be more fair
than you think, tohru.
The oni generals will be
unable to summon their ninjas
without disrupting the
shroud of darkness.
Besides, t,
we're still packin' t-power.
Snake has my name on it.
I call dragon!
Dog and rat?
Oh! You're gonna hog
all the cool ones!
Jade, you will remain here.
What?! No way!
Jade, please.
I could not live with myself
if something happened to you.
Aw.
Uncle: Today...
Dark forces must pay!
This bridge is closed.
(Growling)
Watch out, boys.
Snake in the grass.
(Moans)
Sensei?
The willies?
Ha ha. Pardon me.
I dropped something.
Antler action!
Oh, yeah! I'm bad! You're sad!
Supermoose?
Jackie!
Jade, you were supposed to be...
I decided I couldn't
live with myself
if something happened to you.
Supermoose: Can
you feel the love?
Well, can ya, punk?
Many thanks for removing
that ghastly onion
spell, general ikazuki.
Section 13 is far more inviting
with you running things.
And our shadow armies
are advancing as we
speak, master tarakudo.
Within hours this planet
will succumb to the forces of...
Ooh.
The forces of ooh?
I'm picking up some...
Interference.
Aah!
Ya-ha!
Surf's up.
What?
Hmm.
You're quite a catch.
Yah!
Ah-choo!
Why did you choose kittens?
Uncle is allergic!
All aboard!
Aiyah!
Ungh!
Uppercut!
Right hook!
Left antler!
(Jade cheers)
Getting... Weak.
Oh!
(Chuckles)
Nice try, gang.
It would seem humankind's
last line of defense...
Has reached the
end of their line.
Allowing our generals
to resume their progress
toward making this world...
A much darker place.
(Groaning with strain)
Gel or no gel,
my hair won't cut it.
Anyone have a Bobby pin?
Credit card?
Hana fuda card.
Whoa.
It cannot be.
A tenth mask.
Jade: Look who it is.
Tohru: Tarakudo.
But tohru's research
indicated there are only 9.
Maybe tohru messed up that
part, too.
Each mask was created by
ancient good chi wizards
to imprison the demon
generals within them.
What if a tenth
mask were forged?
Intended to trap tarakudo
like the others.
But the king of the
shadowkhan got to it first.
If a tenth mask exists,
the cards will tell
us where to find it.
(Gasps)
Uncle, what is it?
Tarakudo concealed the mask
in the one place no
mortal would dare enter:
The shadow realm.
But how do we get out of here?
And into there?
We need not leave this cell.
All: Huh?
All shadows lead to
the shadow realm.
All that we need is dark magic
to take us there.
Easy!
As any ex-queen of the
shadowkhan can tell you,
wearing the sign of tarakudo
gives you control over ninjas.
It's tattoo time.
No, Jade.
It is far too dangerous,
even if you have done it before.
I volunteer tohru.
Wha... wha? M-m-me?
(Spits)
There is no better time
to face your fear of oni
than when fate of
world is at stake.
Now, enter shadow realm quickly!
How do I...
Call upon darkness,
which now lies within you.
(Groans)
You're the boss, t.
Just tell 'em what to do.
Um, ahem.
Take me to...
(Gulps) The shadow realm.
Aah!
One more thing!
Uncle never leave shop
without magic socks.
He cannot be serious.
Be thankful he's not
talking underwear.
This thread will be your
lifeline to our realm.
Tug firmly when you find mask.
(Moans)
Whoa!
Tohru had better find mask
before we run out of sock...
And before evil within tattoo
consumes his very being.
Whoa!
Tohru has mask.
Reel him in quickly!
Come on back, t.
Tohru!
You did it!
You have located the tenth mask.
(Roars)
Tarakudo!
Aiyah! We have lost
tohru to dark forces!
Who calls my na... (Gasps)
I shall destroy you all!
Aiyah!
All: Aah!
(Groans)
No one touches my face.
Ikazuki!
Argh!
Oof!
Ooh!
Oni cream sandwich.
Jackie!
Uncle needs ingredient
to complete spell!
What ingredient?!
Hair of Japanese samurai!
Heh heh heh.
A shame that ancient
Japan is ancient history.
Argh!
Tohru's Japanese.
Think he has any samurai blood?
One way to find out.
Sorry, big guy.
Argh!
Just a little off the topknot.
Oh, no, you don't!
Going up, handsome.
(Chanting in Chinese)
Whoa!
Whoa. Tarakudo has legs.
Did your spell do this, uncle?
Of course.
It is the only way for
mask to stick to face.
Over my demon body.
No mental powers, tarakudo?
It is about time
you fought fair.
Aah! Whoa!
Hyah!
Oh!
Now, Mr. chan,
if you'll hand over the mask,
I'll take care to dispose
of it once and for all.
Jade: Tarakudo?
Heads up!
No!
Noooooo!
Jackie.
Ohh.
10 demons and a gajillion ninjas
in one teeny tiny mask?
Cozy.
So... There are no more masks?
Does tohru have willies? No?
Then there are no more masks.
Thanks to the winning team.
Hey, Jackie,
do you ever go fishing?
Very, very little chance.
I never go, like,
call my friends,
"let's go fish today.
Holiday." Never.
Only when we are.
On the filming, on the boat.
Then I fish a little bit.
I'm not this kind of person.
First, I hate water. Why?
Because I get seasick
when I'm on the boat.
Besides, I don't like to spend
so much time to waiting, waiting.
I'd rather... Training.
But I do go, but little time.