Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 4, Episode 11 - J2: Rise of the Dragons - full transcript
In the future, Jade is in charge of Section 13, Drago, Shendu's son, has managed to capture Uncle and Jackie in the future. Jade travels back to the past to prevent Drago's rise to power, encountering Jackie, and her younger self.
We should be home preparing
to celebrate Chinese new year,
not running around on
a wild goose chase.
Uncle's new chi detector
registers disturbing
levels of dark chi.
Are you sure, uncle?
You jury-rigged an
old metal detector,
and we are in a...
Is it just me,
or is this place a dump?
Aah!
Jade, what are you doing here?
Spending Chinese new
year with my loved ones.
(Chi detector crackles)
(Gasps)
Dark chi!
You're not supposed to be here.
I must be running late.
For what? Halloween?
Look, Jade has to get
out of here... Now!
Me? What'd I...
Hey! How do you know my name?
Who are you,
and what do you want with Jade?
Not me. Him!
(Gasps) Dark chi.
Look out!
Aah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Dark magic?
He won't be down for long.
Let's go!
Jade is not going anywhere.
Hyah! (Grunts)
Whoa!
Sorry, but I don't
have time to negotiate.
I said Jade stays.
Who is this stranger?
Beats me, but she kinda rocks.
Heyee!
Nephew has slow reflexes,
but if you want
piece of uncle...
Jade!
(Sniffs)
Stranger uses good chi magic?
Good or bad, she kidnapped Jade.
You find Jade.
Uncle will find dark chi.
I think I'm gonna hurl!
This from the girl
who rode the pukinator
10 times in a row
at moose world?
Jade: Hey...
How'd you know that?
Talk later.
Now, wait a second!
We have to keep moving, Jade.
Trust me.
Uncle Jackie told me...
To never trust strangers,
never chew.
With your mouth open,
and never spit into the wind.
Duh.
Whoa. Time out.
Are you...
You?
Took you long enough.
If you're me,
then you must be...
From the future!
Double bonus score.
But how? Why?
I'll give you the
download on the way.
(Whistles)
I learned to whistle like that?
Cool!
Jade!
(Ice cream truck jingles)
Follow that cab!
I will buy an ice cream.
A dozen.
Deal.
Jade: So they have.
- Time machines in the future?
How old do I look?
I used one of uncle's spells.
Hey... Do I ever get braces?
No.
Acne?
Some.
Wild threads like those?
Section 13 standard wear.
I grow up to be a
section 13 agent?!
Boss. You take...
I took over for captain black
after he was transferred
to the east coast
to start up section 14.
Me?!
The big cheese of section 13?!
We rock!
So why didn't you just tell Jackie
and uncle who you were back there?
Didn't have time
to convince them.
Too busy trying to
save the future.
From what?
Him! Shendu's son.
Please. Call me drago.
Hey, you two related?
Because I definitely
see a resemblance here.
Resemble this, junior!
Aah!
That's how you blasted
him in the junk yard.
The dragon talisman:
Never leave the
future without it.
Whoa! Whoa!
(Grunts)
Drago's a hothead.
Like father, like son.
Dive! Unh!
Fire magic.
It does a talisman good.
Good news is
we still have one just like it
in the vault at section 13.
Bad news is we're
not at section 13.
Whoa! Whoa!
Heh. Parade float.
Heh. Chinese new year.
Well, Jade...
We played follow the
leader into the past,
so why not hide-and-seek?
You distract lizard lips,
and I'll jump him from behind.
Wha...
If drago bumps you
off in the present,
I could pop right
out of existence,
and the future'll be history.
Whoa. This time travel
stuff is freaky.
Kick some tail!
(Grunts)
Look, Jade has nothing
to do with this.
Talk later! Talk later!
Ahh, Mr. Jackie chan.
My dad sends his best.
Your father? Who is your father?
Aah! Never mind!
I have a pretty good idea, thank you!
(Grunts)
There's nothing more
festive than fireworks!
(Gasp)
No!
(Whimpers)
Aah!
Happy new year, everyone.
(Chuckles)
It's gonna blow!
Aah!
Aah!
(Grunts)
Jade!
Yes, Jackie? Yes, Jackie?
Explain?
I didn't intend to
involve you guys,
but I arrived a lot
later than I'd hoped.
Heh. Never tested uncle's spell.
Oh! And I thought one
Jade gave me a headache.
But why did you come back here?
Duh! Isn't it obvious?
Future me is so mega-bad
that dragon-boy had to
come back to the past
to rub me out while
I'm just a squirt.
So I surfed the time waves
here to protect myself
and his kick his scaly butt
all the way back to the future.
Then why did drago leave
without charbroiling you?
Well, because...
Yeah, why did drago leave?
Because he has
bigger fish to fry.
How much bigger?
I didn't follow drago here.
Drago followed me
to keep me from putting the
kibosh on the age of dragons.
Age of dragons?
I do not like the sound of that.
Soon after I became
section 13's head honcho,
Sonny boy made it to the
top of our most wanted list.
Luckily,
I convinced you and uncle
to become section 13's
official magic consultants.
You mean I never
leave section 13?!
But even you and uncle couldn't
prevent what happened next.
Junior dusted off an
old spell of his dad's
and conjured up an
army of dragon minions,
giving him more
than enough muscle
to take over section 13.
I soon realized the only way
to save the future...
Was to change the past.
It took some doing,
but I escaped drago's troops.
But junior got wise to my plan
and hitched a ride
on uncle's spell.
Whoa!
So all this already happened?!
In the future?!
There is one thing
you have not told us.
What exactly is drago trying to
stop you from changing in the past?
He's trying to stop
me from preventing
the resurrection of his father.
Shendu.
Uncle: Hmm.
Source of dark
chi must lie here.
(Gasps) Ayah!
Dragon teeth!
More dark chi?
Hey! What do you know?
I'm off the scale.
Drago's racing to protect
the magic dragon teeth
that'll revive his father.
I have to get to them first
and destroy them by midnight.
Why midnight?
The moment I left the
future it was sunset...
The evening before
Chinese new year.
The exact time you arrived here.
And in the future, drago has
already cast the dragon teeth spell.
So if we don't
destroy the teeth,
shendu makes his big comeback
at the stroke of
Chinese new year.
Big whoop.
Future Jackie and future
uncle can beat future shendu.
They've done it before.
Jackie and uncle
were taken prisoner
during the dragon
raid on section 13.
They're set to become shendu's
"welcome back" snack...
In 15 minutes.
(Both grunt)
The good news...
I know where the
teeth are buried.
And the bad news?
The can only be
destroyed by magic,
and there's no time
for a talisman run.
No problem.
Uncle's always packing hocus pocus.
We're too late!
Jackie: Uncle.
You don't think he's...
Jackie!
We must retrieve teeth!
Oh!
I imagine.
Grampy's referring to...
These little choppers!
You're taking a risk hanging around
here, aren't you, drago?
Can't go anywhere
without my ride.
What's he mean?
Time-travel spell.
Never leave the future
without a return ticket.
Dad's homecoming is
just minutes away,
and I really don't want
to miss the appetizers.
No deal, drago.
How about this...
Hand me the spell,
or the old guy
goes bungee jumping
without a bungee.
(Snarls)
Have it your way!
Ayah!
(Grunts)
Stay here!
Oh!
Hyah!
Like old times.
Sorry, scaly.
I'm not the sentimental type.
Hyah!
Hurry, slowpoke!
Uncle at end of his rope!
Ayah!
Jackie, do not know what
young dragon's up to,
but teeth are very evil.
You do not know the half of it.
Unh!
Sometimes the future is now.
(Growls)
Apologies for my bad breath.
Hyah!
(Grunts)
You were supposed to stay put.
Tch.
You know me better than that.
My, what big teeth you have.
We're almost out of time.
(Imitates buzzer)
You lose.
Dad just got his wake-up call.
I live again!
No finer way.
To emerge from a slumber
than to a nice hot
cup of revenge.
Say, are you sure
he's shendu's kid?
Who? The tooth fairy here?
Tch. I mean, shendu had edge.
But this drago
dude's more like...
A gecko with zits?
No!
No! Not again!
Aah!
Teeth do not disintegrate
all by themselves.
Jade. Jade.
I shall destroy you
now and forever!
Told you a thousand times,
magic must defeat magic.
Where did teeth go?
Dragon's firebreath is magic.
Duh.
Who is smarty-pants,
good chi magic know-it-all
who looks like Jade?
Ayah!
The dragons will rise again!
(Echoing) Again! Again! Again!
I really appreciate you
saving me the hassle
of hauling drago's scaly tail
all the way back to the future.
Aww, do you have
to go back so soon?
We haven't gone rollerblading
or... or mastered the
pukinator at moose world!
Been there, done that.
Besides, don't you think...
Hanging around with
myself is a little weird?
Yeah. We'd probably just
sit around all day...
Both jades: Finishing
each other's sentences?
One more thing.
Future uncle allows
you to use his spells?
Oh, uh, yeah. Total access.
You really mellow
out as you age.
Tch. As if.
Oh, almost forgot.
Pop quiz tomorrow in spelling.
Study chapter 8.
Uh, Jade...
Thank you for saving
our, uh, lives.
Be careful.
And I just wanted you to know,
I am proud of who
you turned out to be.
I owe who I turned out to be
to one person, uncle Jackie.
You. Duh.
Hey, Jackie,
how do you celebrate Chinese new year?
We do a celebration
that everybody wear red.
Everything's... new socks, new shoes,
new tee shirt. Everything is new.
I would book the hotel
with all my staff together.
I sing karaoke,
play a little bit of games,
and I give a red envelope.
We have, like,
a Chinese tradition of red envelopes.
Put some money inside,
then I will say
"gong xi fa cai,"
it's "happy new year,"
traditional Chinese new year.
to celebrate Chinese new year,
not running around on
a wild goose chase.
Uncle's new chi detector
registers disturbing
levels of dark chi.
Are you sure, uncle?
You jury-rigged an
old metal detector,
and we are in a...
Is it just me,
or is this place a dump?
Aah!
Jade, what are you doing here?
Spending Chinese new
year with my loved ones.
(Chi detector crackles)
(Gasps)
Dark chi!
You're not supposed to be here.
I must be running late.
For what? Halloween?
Look, Jade has to get
out of here... Now!
Me? What'd I...
Hey! How do you know my name?
Who are you,
and what do you want with Jade?
Not me. Him!
(Gasps) Dark chi.
Look out!
Aah!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Dark magic?
He won't be down for long.
Let's go!
Jade is not going anywhere.
Hyah! (Grunts)
Whoa!
Sorry, but I don't
have time to negotiate.
I said Jade stays.
Who is this stranger?
Beats me, but she kinda rocks.
Heyee!
Nephew has slow reflexes,
but if you want
piece of uncle...
Jade!
(Sniffs)
Stranger uses good chi magic?
Good or bad, she kidnapped Jade.
You find Jade.
Uncle will find dark chi.
I think I'm gonna hurl!
This from the girl
who rode the pukinator
10 times in a row
at moose world?
Jade: Hey...
How'd you know that?
Talk later.
Now, wait a second!
We have to keep moving, Jade.
Trust me.
Uncle Jackie told me...
To never trust strangers,
never chew.
With your mouth open,
and never spit into the wind.
Duh.
Whoa. Time out.
Are you...
You?
Took you long enough.
If you're me,
then you must be...
From the future!
Double bonus score.
But how? Why?
I'll give you the
download on the way.
(Whistles)
I learned to whistle like that?
Cool!
Jade!
(Ice cream truck jingles)
Follow that cab!
I will buy an ice cream.
A dozen.
Deal.
Jade: So they have.
- Time machines in the future?
How old do I look?
I used one of uncle's spells.
Hey... Do I ever get braces?
No.
Acne?
Some.
Wild threads like those?
Section 13 standard wear.
I grow up to be a
section 13 agent?!
Boss. You take...
I took over for captain black
after he was transferred
to the east coast
to start up section 14.
Me?!
The big cheese of section 13?!
We rock!
So why didn't you just tell Jackie
and uncle who you were back there?
Didn't have time
to convince them.
Too busy trying to
save the future.
From what?
Him! Shendu's son.
Please. Call me drago.
Hey, you two related?
Because I definitely
see a resemblance here.
Resemble this, junior!
Aah!
That's how you blasted
him in the junk yard.
The dragon talisman:
Never leave the
future without it.
Whoa! Whoa!
(Grunts)
Drago's a hothead.
Like father, like son.
Dive! Unh!
Fire magic.
It does a talisman good.
Good news is
we still have one just like it
in the vault at section 13.
Bad news is we're
not at section 13.
Whoa! Whoa!
Heh. Parade float.
Heh. Chinese new year.
Well, Jade...
We played follow the
leader into the past,
so why not hide-and-seek?
You distract lizard lips,
and I'll jump him from behind.
Wha...
If drago bumps you
off in the present,
I could pop right
out of existence,
and the future'll be history.
Whoa. This time travel
stuff is freaky.
Kick some tail!
(Grunts)
Look, Jade has nothing
to do with this.
Talk later! Talk later!
Ahh, Mr. Jackie chan.
My dad sends his best.
Your father? Who is your father?
Aah! Never mind!
I have a pretty good idea, thank you!
(Grunts)
There's nothing more
festive than fireworks!
(Gasp)
No!
(Whimpers)
Aah!
Happy new year, everyone.
(Chuckles)
It's gonna blow!
Aah!
Aah!
(Grunts)
Jade!
Yes, Jackie? Yes, Jackie?
Explain?
I didn't intend to
involve you guys,
but I arrived a lot
later than I'd hoped.
Heh. Never tested uncle's spell.
Oh! And I thought one
Jade gave me a headache.
But why did you come back here?
Duh! Isn't it obvious?
Future me is so mega-bad
that dragon-boy had to
come back to the past
to rub me out while
I'm just a squirt.
So I surfed the time waves
here to protect myself
and his kick his scaly butt
all the way back to the future.
Then why did drago leave
without charbroiling you?
Well, because...
Yeah, why did drago leave?
Because he has
bigger fish to fry.
How much bigger?
I didn't follow drago here.
Drago followed me
to keep me from putting the
kibosh on the age of dragons.
Age of dragons?
I do not like the sound of that.
Soon after I became
section 13's head honcho,
Sonny boy made it to the
top of our most wanted list.
Luckily,
I convinced you and uncle
to become section 13's
official magic consultants.
You mean I never
leave section 13?!
But even you and uncle couldn't
prevent what happened next.
Junior dusted off an
old spell of his dad's
and conjured up an
army of dragon minions,
giving him more
than enough muscle
to take over section 13.
I soon realized the only way
to save the future...
Was to change the past.
It took some doing,
but I escaped drago's troops.
But junior got wise to my plan
and hitched a ride
on uncle's spell.
Whoa!
So all this already happened?!
In the future?!
There is one thing
you have not told us.
What exactly is drago trying to
stop you from changing in the past?
He's trying to stop
me from preventing
the resurrection of his father.
Shendu.
Uncle: Hmm.
Source of dark
chi must lie here.
(Gasps) Ayah!
Dragon teeth!
More dark chi?
Hey! What do you know?
I'm off the scale.
Drago's racing to protect
the magic dragon teeth
that'll revive his father.
I have to get to them first
and destroy them by midnight.
Why midnight?
The moment I left the
future it was sunset...
The evening before
Chinese new year.
The exact time you arrived here.
And in the future, drago has
already cast the dragon teeth spell.
So if we don't
destroy the teeth,
shendu makes his big comeback
at the stroke of
Chinese new year.
Big whoop.
Future Jackie and future
uncle can beat future shendu.
They've done it before.
Jackie and uncle
were taken prisoner
during the dragon
raid on section 13.
They're set to become shendu's
"welcome back" snack...
In 15 minutes.
(Both grunt)
The good news...
I know where the
teeth are buried.
And the bad news?
The can only be
destroyed by magic,
and there's no time
for a talisman run.
No problem.
Uncle's always packing hocus pocus.
We're too late!
Jackie: Uncle.
You don't think he's...
Jackie!
We must retrieve teeth!
Oh!
I imagine.
Grampy's referring to...
These little choppers!
You're taking a risk hanging around
here, aren't you, drago?
Can't go anywhere
without my ride.
What's he mean?
Time-travel spell.
Never leave the future
without a return ticket.
Dad's homecoming is
just minutes away,
and I really don't want
to miss the appetizers.
No deal, drago.
How about this...
Hand me the spell,
or the old guy
goes bungee jumping
without a bungee.
(Snarls)
Have it your way!
Ayah!
(Grunts)
Stay here!
Oh!
Hyah!
Like old times.
Sorry, scaly.
I'm not the sentimental type.
Hyah!
Hurry, slowpoke!
Uncle at end of his rope!
Ayah!
Jackie, do not know what
young dragon's up to,
but teeth are very evil.
You do not know the half of it.
Unh!
Sometimes the future is now.
(Growls)
Apologies for my bad breath.
Hyah!
(Grunts)
You were supposed to stay put.
Tch.
You know me better than that.
My, what big teeth you have.
We're almost out of time.
(Imitates buzzer)
You lose.
Dad just got his wake-up call.
I live again!
No finer way.
To emerge from a slumber
than to a nice hot
cup of revenge.
Say, are you sure
he's shendu's kid?
Who? The tooth fairy here?
Tch. I mean, shendu had edge.
But this drago
dude's more like...
A gecko with zits?
No!
No! Not again!
Aah!
Teeth do not disintegrate
all by themselves.
Jade. Jade.
I shall destroy you
now and forever!
Told you a thousand times,
magic must defeat magic.
Where did teeth go?
Dragon's firebreath is magic.
Duh.
Who is smarty-pants,
good chi magic know-it-all
who looks like Jade?
Ayah!
The dragons will rise again!
(Echoing) Again! Again! Again!
I really appreciate you
saving me the hassle
of hauling drago's scaly tail
all the way back to the future.
Aww, do you have
to go back so soon?
We haven't gone rollerblading
or... or mastered the
pukinator at moose world!
Been there, done that.
Besides, don't you think...
Hanging around with
myself is a little weird?
Yeah. We'd probably just
sit around all day...
Both jades: Finishing
each other's sentences?
One more thing.
Future uncle allows
you to use his spells?
Oh, uh, yeah. Total access.
You really mellow
out as you age.
Tch. As if.
Oh, almost forgot.
Pop quiz tomorrow in spelling.
Study chapter 8.
Uh, Jade...
Thank you for saving
our, uh, lives.
Be careful.
And I just wanted you to know,
I am proud of who
you turned out to be.
I owe who I turned out to be
to one person, uncle Jackie.
You. Duh.
Hey, Jackie,
how do you celebrate Chinese new year?
We do a celebration
that everybody wear red.
Everything's... new socks, new shoes,
new tee shirt. Everything is new.
I would book the hotel
with all my staff together.
I sing karaoke,
play a little bit of games,
and I give a red envelope.
We have, like,
a Chinese tradition of red envelopes.
Put some money inside,
then I will say
"gong xi fa cai,"
it's "happy new year,"
traditional Chinese new year.