Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 4, Episode 1 - The Masks of the Shadowkhan - full transcript
Dalong Wong awakens Tarakudo, the King of Shadowkhan. He starts to free the spirits of his General who are trapped in Japanese masks.
My tattoo just has to be gnarly.
This is a symbol of great evil.
Awaken from shadow!
Serve your new master!
Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Prepare for battle!
Wow! We rock!
Uhh! Uhh!
Yah! Ooh! Uhh!
(Gasps)
Busted.
(Jade sighs)
Dullsville.
No. The capital of
Georgia is Atlanta.
Jade, your geography
test is tomorrow.
Let's try Oregon.
Why does tohru get to
study the fun stuff?
Uncle is waiting.
I know this one.
That is a symbol for
a conjuring spell,
one which requires garlic and...
Ginger?
Correct...
If you are making chicken chow mein!
Do you plan on becoming chi
wizard, tohru?
Then you must prepare for day
when new evil enters our world.
Bon appetit.
Want gruel with that?
Today's special.
Hey, how's that
special sauce coming?
(Chanting)
This had better work, "wizard."
While I no longer
possess my full powers...
I, daolon wong,
have amassed the spell ingredients
required to make our escape.
(Chanting becomes feverish)
Come to me. Yes!
Liberate us, shadowkhan!
Rise, my army of darkness!
Tarakudo: Your army?!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan!
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan!
Tarakudo? Awakened?
And ready to reclaim
my ninja magic,
a task for which I will
require "assistance."
Ratso: Uh...
Finn: We have to go
check on dessert now.
(Roars) Aah!
Yahh! Uhh!
(Escape sirens)
Jackie, the dark hand thugs
have escaped from prison.
(Gasps) Daolon wong!
Good news is,
the "wizard" is still in custody.
(Cell phone rings)
Black.
Miller airfield?
Send in every available agent.
Huh?
Your assistance will
not be necessary!
Magic will defeat magic!
Good-bye.
Uncle: Daolon wong
or no daolon wong...
A new, greater evil has
forced its way into our realm!
When we find dark hand thugs,
we will find this evil.
Hurry!
Yes!
50 states, 50 capitals.
Uhh!
Serve me well,
and your reward will be great.
Yeah... About that.
We appreciate you busting us out and
all, tarakudo-San,
but the truth is,
we're kinda burnt out
on the whole.
Henchmanfor-hire thing.
Ah!
You require motivation, then.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Ok.
When do we start?
Ready to work!
Phew! (Sighs of relief)
That's the spirit!
Now,
where is this "dark hand jet"?
Visitors?
Jackie chan and friends!
He's always gettin' in our way.
So now would be an excellent
time to bring on the ninjas!
Not just yet. Ready the plane.
(Roars)
(Gasps) Oni.
(Gasps)
Uh, "new evil," right?
The symbol of the shadowkhan!
What fun is a "symbol"
without drums?!
Tohru! Come on, big fella.
Trying to save you
a nasty bruise here.
Uhh!
(Gasps)
Captain black!
(Moans)
Uncle: Jackie! Quickly!
Floating head!
Aah! Dahh! Ooh!
Ehh!
Hey, Jackie.
Bwaaa!
Before you get mad, listen.
The capital of Kansas
is Kansas City.
The capital is Topeka,
and that is not the point!
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
You.
Ah! The former "queen
of the shadowkhan."
Returning to the
forces of darkness?
Thank you, no. Not today!
Er... what Jackie said.
In time. You're young.
Find cover.
Enforcers: Come on!
The spells are not working!
Aah! Aah!
That is because you do
not study hard enough!
Hmm. Spell work after all.
No. Something tells me
big head got on the plane.
Black: Jackie!
You want a barf bag, chan?
'Cause you're about to
experience some air sickness.
Aah! Whoa!
Buh-bye.
Aah!
Bad day, bad day,
bad day, bad day!
It's Jackie, and he doesn't
appear to have a parachute.
Tohru, catch Jackie!
Uh...
Happy trails, chan.
Huh?
(Yells)
Jackie would so not approve.
Aah... aah... aah... aah... aah...
aah... aah... aah... aah!
Hey, Jackie!
Bwaaa! Jade!
Never exit an aircraft
without one of these!
Good catch, tohru.
Quickly now!
We must follow floating head!
(Groans)
(Grunts)
Mommy!
(Panting)
Tohru? Tohru?
Heh! Bad dream.
Lemme guess. Mr. creepy head?
Jade, you are supposed
to be with captain black.
Thought I should be here in case
you fall from another plane.
The head.
It reminded me of the oni.
The who-ni?
When I was a child
growing up in Japan,
my mother told me
tales of the oni...
Hideous, horned demons
who would sneak into the
rooms of disobedient children.
And what did they want with
these disobedient children?
The oni would... (Gulps)...
Eat their souls! Eww!
So these oni are like
Japanese bogeymen.
Pfft! Fairy tales!
Floating head cannot be "oni."
It can't?
Of course not!
Everyone who has controlled the
shadowkhan has been Chinese!
Shendu, Chinese!
Daolon wong, Chinese!
But oni are Japanese!
(Beep)
Radar indicates the dark hand
jet has landed in Hong Kong.
See? Hong Kong! Chinese!
Jackie: Shendu's palace?
Shendu collected many artifacts
possessing great magic.
Floating head may be
seeking one of these.
Check it out! Rabbit hole!
Uh...
I will stand guard outside.
Don't be afraid, t.
It's just a silly old head.
(Gulps)
Just a silly old soul-stealing,
shadowkhan-controlling head.
Tarakudo: Ahh!
Consider it a gift.
Oh, just like Christmas!
Bet there's a ton
of treasure in it!
Dude, you brought us
all this way for a mask?
It was from this "mask"
that shendu drew the power
to control his shadowkhan army
and through which
daolon wong's magic
channeled. That very same power.
Why don't you see how it fits?
(Gasps) Jackie!
I know.
Yes!
Peek-a-boo!
Seagull shucks oyster!
Aah! (Grunts)
(Growls)
Aah! Aah!
Uhh!
Uhh! Ooh!
Again?!
Who are these people?
Well, Jackie chan's
some kind of do-gooder,
and the big guy over there
used to be one of us,
but now he's on their side,
and the old guy pointing
the blowfish... uhh!
Who else wants a
piece of uncle?!
You have no idea who
you are dealing with.
Enlighten me.
Bow before tarakudo,
king of all shadowkhan,
lord of all oni!
(Gasps) So you are Japanese!
Uhh!
Consider yourself enlightened.
Tohru!
Uhh!
Huh?
Tarakudo: Mind over matter!
Mine! Not so fast!
Hey!
What's going on?!
Grr! I wanted that!
Handsome devil, isn't he?
Chow here will stick around and
familiarize himself with his new powers
while we make
further preparations.
Aah! Uhh! Aah!
What does he mean by
"further preparations"?
(Grunts)
Aah!
Four against one.
Now, that hardly seems fair.
(Roars)
Uh... Jackie?
I'm getting the feeling
this masked thing gives
chow the power to summon...
Shadowkhan.
(Efforting)
Uhh!
Boo!
Face your fear, t!
(Growls)
Uhh!
Light as a feather!
Waaah... uhh!
Uhh!
Aiyaaa!
We must remove
demon mask from host
in order to defeat shadowkhan!
Jackie, one more thing!
Keep shadowkhan busy,
so uncle can cast proper spell!
I am trying, uncle. Aah!
What spell would that
be, sensei?
("I don't know" sound)
Hey, lookee here.
Maybe this picture
book can help.
Catch me if you can!
Chan hunt!
What do the inscriptions
say, unc?
These are Japanese, kanji.
Uncle only reads Chinese.
Uh, I read Japanese...
But it has been many years.
In fact,
I am probably too shaky,
so forget that I mentioned...
Tohru, read kanji now!
Yes, sensei.
Uhh!
Aah!
(Efforting)
The kanji tell of
ancient warriors
who once cast a spell
to defeat this oni,
trapping its spirit
within the mask.
The key ingredient
was Japanese steel...
Specially forged
for a samurai sword.
Aiyaa! We will not find
steel of samurai sword here
because shendu is not Japanese!
Hmm.
Bwaaa!
Well, it doesn't say
"made in Taiwan."
Smackdown time, chan!
Waaah! Daaah!
Uhh!
Uhh! Daaah!
You've been working out, chow!
Jade, what makes you certain
this is Japanese steel?
Uh... I'm not.
Haaah! Daaah!
Diiih! Ohh!
Daaah! Ohh!
Uhh! Ohh!
It's over, chan.
(Tohru and uncle chat)
Yes. It is.
(Chant finishes)
Jackie, remove mask!
Uhh! Get him off me!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Aah! Aah!
Why isn't it coming off?
Patience!
Aah!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Destroy him!
"Boo."
Aah!
Perhaps this would be safer
in the vault at section 13.
New evil has been defeated.
Um... One more thing.
Oh, no.
Guys?
Guys?!
Hey, guess this means I'm
finally a free henchman. Heh heh!
Aah!
(Pants) don't do that!
You have failed me.
Do not fret.
It is but a minor defeat.
That's cool.
Tarakudo's an ok guy.
Besides,
our mission has only yet begun.
Uh...
It has?
It goes on to say...
That tarakudo once terrorized the
land with his trusted oni generals.
Each demon general
controlled its own army
which were comprised of a
different tribe of shadowkhan.
Uh, different how?
I would prefer not
to have to find out.
Tohru: Tarakudo's
reign came to an end
when the spirits of his generals
were trapped within masks.
9 generals, 9 masks.
9 "different" tribes
of shadowkhan?
What are we waiting for?
There are 8 more masks
which we must find
before forces of darkness do!
Let me guess.
The masks were scattered
across the earth?
Yep. Uh, one more thing.
Should the 9 masks
ever be revived,
their combined power may
summon enough shadowkhan
to engulf the entire
earth in eternal darkness.
Aiyaa! Tohru must do research!
He must?
You were told childhood
tales of oni by mother.
You read Japanese.
You are Japanese,
so you must do research!
(Gulps)
Yes, sensei.
Yes! New adventure, uh-huh!
Find the masks, be the shadowkhan...
Hey Jackie do you ever get tired
of traveling all over the world?
Yeah, I do get tired of
traveling around the world.
I've been... the last 20 years,
I've been travel,
travel, travel.
One day I want to settle down,
have my own studio,
just shoot everything
in the same place.
Then I don't have
to travel anymore.
But, put another
way, travel is good.
I learn so many things...
Different cultures,
different cities.
Everything's different.
Yeah. That's the good thing.
This is a symbol of great evil.
Awaken from shadow!
Serve your new master!
Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Prepare for battle!
Wow! We rock!
Uhh! Uhh!
Yah! Ooh! Uhh!
(Gasps)
Busted.
(Jade sighs)
Dullsville.
No. The capital of
Georgia is Atlanta.
Jade, your geography
test is tomorrow.
Let's try Oregon.
Why does tohru get to
study the fun stuff?
Uncle is waiting.
I know this one.
That is a symbol for
a conjuring spell,
one which requires garlic and...
Ginger?
Correct...
If you are making chicken chow mein!
Do you plan on becoming chi
wizard, tohru?
Then you must prepare for day
when new evil enters our world.
Bon appetit.
Want gruel with that?
Today's special.
Hey, how's that
special sauce coming?
(Chanting)
This had better work, "wizard."
While I no longer
possess my full powers...
I, daolon wong,
have amassed the spell ingredients
required to make our escape.
(Chanting becomes feverish)
Come to me. Yes!
Liberate us, shadowkhan!
Rise, my army of darkness!
Tarakudo: Your army?!
Huh? Huh? Huh?
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan!
I am the one and only
king of the shadowkhan!
Tarakudo? Awakened?
And ready to reclaim
my ninja magic,
a task for which I will
require "assistance."
Ratso: Uh...
Finn: We have to go
check on dessert now.
(Roars) Aah!
Yahh! Uhh!
(Escape sirens)
Jackie, the dark hand thugs
have escaped from prison.
(Gasps) Daolon wong!
Good news is,
the "wizard" is still in custody.
(Cell phone rings)
Black.
Miller airfield?
Send in every available agent.
Huh?
Your assistance will
not be necessary!
Magic will defeat magic!
Good-bye.
Uncle: Daolon wong
or no daolon wong...
A new, greater evil has
forced its way into our realm!
When we find dark hand thugs,
we will find this evil.
Hurry!
Yes!
50 states, 50 capitals.
Uhh!
Serve me well,
and your reward will be great.
Yeah... About that.
We appreciate you busting us out and
all, tarakudo-San,
but the truth is,
we're kinda burnt out
on the whole.
Henchmanfor-hire thing.
Ah!
You require motivation, then.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Ok.
When do we start?
Ready to work!
Phew! (Sighs of relief)
That's the spirit!
Now,
where is this "dark hand jet"?
Visitors?
Jackie chan and friends!
He's always gettin' in our way.
So now would be an excellent
time to bring on the ninjas!
Not just yet. Ready the plane.
(Roars)
(Gasps) Oni.
(Gasps)
Uh, "new evil," right?
The symbol of the shadowkhan!
What fun is a "symbol"
without drums?!
Tohru! Come on, big fella.
Trying to save you
a nasty bruise here.
Uhh!
(Gasps)
Captain black!
(Moans)
Uncle: Jackie! Quickly!
Floating head!
Aah! Dahh! Ooh!
Ehh!
Hey, Jackie.
Bwaaa!
Before you get mad, listen.
The capital of Kansas
is Kansas City.
The capital is Topeka,
and that is not the point!
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
You.
Ah! The former "queen
of the shadowkhan."
Returning to the
forces of darkness?
Thank you, no. Not today!
Er... what Jackie said.
In time. You're young.
Find cover.
Enforcers: Come on!
The spells are not working!
Aah! Aah!
That is because you do
not study hard enough!
Hmm. Spell work after all.
No. Something tells me
big head got on the plane.
Black: Jackie!
You want a barf bag, chan?
'Cause you're about to
experience some air sickness.
Aah! Whoa!
Buh-bye.
Aah!
Bad day, bad day,
bad day, bad day!
It's Jackie, and he doesn't
appear to have a parachute.
Tohru, catch Jackie!
Uh...
Happy trails, chan.
Huh?
(Yells)
Jackie would so not approve.
Aah... aah... aah... aah... aah...
aah... aah... aah... aah!
Hey, Jackie!
Bwaaa! Jade!
Never exit an aircraft
without one of these!
Good catch, tohru.
Quickly now!
We must follow floating head!
(Groans)
(Grunts)
Mommy!
(Panting)
Tohru? Tohru?
Heh! Bad dream.
Lemme guess. Mr. creepy head?
Jade, you are supposed
to be with captain black.
Thought I should be here in case
you fall from another plane.
The head.
It reminded me of the oni.
The who-ni?
When I was a child
growing up in Japan,
my mother told me
tales of the oni...
Hideous, horned demons
who would sneak into the
rooms of disobedient children.
And what did they want with
these disobedient children?
The oni would... (Gulps)...
Eat their souls! Eww!
So these oni are like
Japanese bogeymen.
Pfft! Fairy tales!
Floating head cannot be "oni."
It can't?
Of course not!
Everyone who has controlled the
shadowkhan has been Chinese!
Shendu, Chinese!
Daolon wong, Chinese!
But oni are Japanese!
(Beep)
Radar indicates the dark hand
jet has landed in Hong Kong.
See? Hong Kong! Chinese!
Jackie: Shendu's palace?
Shendu collected many artifacts
possessing great magic.
Floating head may be
seeking one of these.
Check it out! Rabbit hole!
Uh...
I will stand guard outside.
Don't be afraid, t.
It's just a silly old head.
(Gulps)
Just a silly old soul-stealing,
shadowkhan-controlling head.
Tarakudo: Ahh!
Consider it a gift.
Oh, just like Christmas!
Bet there's a ton
of treasure in it!
Dude, you brought us
all this way for a mask?
It was from this "mask"
that shendu drew the power
to control his shadowkhan army
and through which
daolon wong's magic
channeled. That very same power.
Why don't you see how it fits?
(Gasps) Jackie!
I know.
Yes!
Peek-a-boo!
Seagull shucks oyster!
Aah! (Grunts)
(Growls)
Aah! Aah!
Uhh!
Uhh! Ooh!
Again?!
Who are these people?
Well, Jackie chan's
some kind of do-gooder,
and the big guy over there
used to be one of us,
but now he's on their side,
and the old guy pointing
the blowfish... uhh!
Who else wants a
piece of uncle?!
You have no idea who
you are dealing with.
Enlighten me.
Bow before tarakudo,
king of all shadowkhan,
lord of all oni!
(Gasps) So you are Japanese!
Uhh!
Consider yourself enlightened.
Tohru!
Uhh!
Huh?
Tarakudo: Mind over matter!
Mine! Not so fast!
Hey!
What's going on?!
Grr! I wanted that!
Handsome devil, isn't he?
Chow here will stick around and
familiarize himself with his new powers
while we make
further preparations.
Aah! Uhh! Aah!
What does he mean by
"further preparations"?
(Grunts)
Aah!
Four against one.
Now, that hardly seems fair.
(Roars)
Uh... Jackie?
I'm getting the feeling
this masked thing gives
chow the power to summon...
Shadowkhan.
(Efforting)
Uhh!
Boo!
Face your fear, t!
(Growls)
Uhh!
Light as a feather!
Waaah... uhh!
Uhh!
Aiyaaa!
We must remove
demon mask from host
in order to defeat shadowkhan!
Jackie, one more thing!
Keep shadowkhan busy,
so uncle can cast proper spell!
I am trying, uncle. Aah!
What spell would that
be, sensei?
("I don't know" sound)
Hey, lookee here.
Maybe this picture
book can help.
Catch me if you can!
Chan hunt!
What do the inscriptions
say, unc?
These are Japanese, kanji.
Uncle only reads Chinese.
Uh, I read Japanese...
But it has been many years.
In fact,
I am probably too shaky,
so forget that I mentioned...
Tohru, read kanji now!
Yes, sensei.
Uhh!
Aah!
(Efforting)
The kanji tell of
ancient warriors
who once cast a spell
to defeat this oni,
trapping its spirit
within the mask.
The key ingredient
was Japanese steel...
Specially forged
for a samurai sword.
Aiyaa! We will not find
steel of samurai sword here
because shendu is not Japanese!
Hmm.
Bwaaa!
Well, it doesn't say
"made in Taiwan."
Smackdown time, chan!
Waaah! Daaah!
Uhh!
Uhh! Daaah!
You've been working out, chow!
Jade, what makes you certain
this is Japanese steel?
Uh... I'm not.
Haaah! Daaah!
Diiih! Ohh!
Daaah! Ohh!
Uhh! Ohh!
It's over, chan.
(Tohru and uncle chat)
Yes. It is.
(Chant finishes)
Jackie, remove mask!
Uhh! Get him off me!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Aah!
Ohh!
Aah! Aah!
Why isn't it coming off?
Patience!
Aah!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Destroy him!
"Boo."
Aah!
Perhaps this would be safer
in the vault at section 13.
New evil has been defeated.
Um... One more thing.
Oh, no.
Guys?
Guys?!
Hey, guess this means I'm
finally a free henchman. Heh heh!
Aah!
(Pants) don't do that!
You have failed me.
Do not fret.
It is but a minor defeat.
That's cool.
Tarakudo's an ok guy.
Besides,
our mission has only yet begun.
Uh...
It has?
It goes on to say...
That tarakudo once terrorized the
land with his trusted oni generals.
Each demon general
controlled its own army
which were comprised of a
different tribe of shadowkhan.
Uh, different how?
I would prefer not
to have to find out.
Tohru: Tarakudo's
reign came to an end
when the spirits of his generals
were trapped within masks.
9 generals, 9 masks.
9 "different" tribes
of shadowkhan?
What are we waiting for?
There are 8 more masks
which we must find
before forces of darkness do!
Let me guess.
The masks were scattered
across the earth?
Yep. Uh, one more thing.
Should the 9 masks
ever be revived,
their combined power may
summon enough shadowkhan
to engulf the entire
earth in eternal darkness.
Aiyaa! Tohru must do research!
He must?
You were told childhood
tales of oni by mother.
You read Japanese.
You are Japanese,
so you must do research!
(Gulps)
Yes, sensei.
Yes! New adventure, uh-huh!
Find the masks, be the shadowkhan...
Hey Jackie do you ever get tired
of traveling all over the world?
Yeah, I do get tired of
traveling around the world.
I've been... the last 20 years,
I've been travel,
travel, travel.
One day I want to settle down,
have my own studio,
just shoot everything
in the same place.
Then I don't have
to travel anymore.
But, put another
way, travel is good.
I learn so many things...
Different cultures,
different cities.
Everything's different.
Yeah. That's the good thing.