Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 3, Episode 2 - The Powers Unleashed - full transcript
The Dark Hand and Dalong Wong break into Section 13 to steal the Talismans. Jackie destroys the Talismans to keep them away from both groups. But the powers within the Talismans were not destroyed. The race to recover the Talisman powers begins.
And now that I'm finally rid of
that pestilent lizard shendu,
the dark hand will rise agai...
Uh, valmont?
Your pancakes are gettin' cold.
Mmhh. Mmm. Mmhh.
Speaking of temperature,
we shall need to acquire
some serious heat
if we're to embark on
our epic crime spree.
Now you're talkin', big v.
So, what's the plan?
You three will break
into section 13
and steal the talismans.
Whoa! Again?!
Uh, bustin' into section
13's kinda risky.
Besides, v,
we don't do flunky work anymore.
Not unless we're gettin' paid.
Uh... True...
This demon nonsense has
depleted dark hand finances...
But you know I'm good for it.
Ok, but you gotta
make us partners.
Call yourselves vice
presidents if you wish.
Just bring me those talismans!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What? I didn't eat.
(Thunder)
Darkness shall begin its reign.
(Snoring) Huh?
Huh? Huh? What? Hmm?
Uh... Sensei. What is it?
Uncle has the willies.
(Beeping)
(Sighs) Some herbal tea
to lull me to sleep.
Hey, Jackie! Uhh!
Oh! Jade!
You should be asleep.
So should you.
And I know just the thing
to help you unwind.
First we strap on rollerblades
and set up trash-can goalposts.
Then we slip a few
talismans out of the vault.
Just because I can't sleep
doesn't mean you don't have to.
I am near.
How did you get in here?
Freeze!
Whoa! Mmhh! Mmph!
Daolon: The talismans
of shendu...
So close I can
feel the 12 powers
of the Chinese zodiac.
(Thud)
Shh!
Sweet. No guards in sight.
Shh! Shh!
Man, security here stinks!
Shh! Shh!
I told you.
Security here stinks.
5... 6...
7...
Guards must be on coffee break.
And monkey makes 12.
Oomp!
We'll take those!
Who are you, anyway?
Ooh, ooh, I know.
He's the drummer from kiss.
All: Whoa!
Who are you?
(Gasps)
The dark hand! Daolon wong!
Uh, daolon wong, the dark hand.
Jackie!
Aah!
Jade?
They have the talismans!
Who?
Score.
You gotta be kidding me.
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Where'd they come from?
Be cool. Be cool.
All: Chan!
Retrieve the talismans.
What he said.
Jackie!
All: Whoo!
Ooh, daddy like.
The child!
All: Huh?
(Chanting)
Tohru! Now!
Go, uncle!
My warriors...
Imprisoned?
How did you locate the
lost urn of wei Cheng?
I know a thing or
2 about antiques.
Keep the warriors. Aiyaa!
Both: Uncle!
I will take the talismans.
Ready, aim...
Vaporize.
Waa! Whoop!
She's got 'em!
Both: Ooh! Unh!
Jade: Jackie!
Jackie!
You must not let daolon
wong have the talismans!
Ok. No one will have them.
Ratso: They're gonna blow!
Uh-oh.
Oh, well.
Ah.
Jackie, you blew 'em up.
(Sighs) It is finally over.
Ow!
Not over.
It is just beginning.
It is?
Talismans. Can be destroyed,
but the powers they
contain cannot.
The magic has been set free,
scattered to the winds.
Which means daolon wong
will try to find them.
You mean, Jackie just
started the talisman hunt
all over again? Cool.
Unh! But where did the magic go?
With no vessels to contain them,
the powers will return
to their owners,
the 12 animals of
the Chinese zodiac.
Hello. The Chinese
zodiac is way ancient.
Those animals are history.
As such, the talisman magic
will be drawn to noble animals:
Those most worthy.
Of their regal ancestors.
12 living creatures
each about to receive
an extraordinary gift.
What have I done?!
Do not just stand there!
Get cracking!
Uncle: You must
locate each animal
before its power can be claimed
by the forces of darkness.
Jackie.
What's going on?
More than you can
possibly imagine.
Well?!
Uh...
That thing about
making us partners?
Don't worry about it.
If I were employing
you, I would fire you!
You three...
I require your assistance.
So... What's the gig pay?
(Chanting)
Aah! Aah! Aah!
You're orange.
You're bald.
Freaky.
Bow before me,
dark chi warriors.
Finn don't bow to no...
Uh... Ow!
Whoa! Hey!
You are no longer mortal men,
but powerful servants
enslaved to do my bidding.
Now, see here!
Finn, ratso,
and chow are my servants,
and I will thank you not to...
Aaah! Hey!
Ahh, it would seem
good fortune is mine,
for one. of the talisman's
powers remains near.
Come, my warriors!
Are we supposed to...
Wait!
You can't just leave me here!
Release me at once!
(Chanting)
Any sign of daolon, uncle?
I thought we were
looking for animals.
Sensei says each animal requires
a different locator
spell to lead us to it,
but we do not have time
to research them all,
with daolon on the loose.
Oh, we are getting something.
It's... A woman.
She's got soap.
My mastery of spells is
no match for daolon's.
Wait! There's more.
Jackie: It looks like
daolon is going to...
A dog show?! A dog show?!
Daolon has located the
power of immortality.
(Arf)
Oh! That stray is
harassing my Jasper-wasper.
Security!
Which is the beast that I seek?
If I destroy all of them,
one would remain standing...
The one which holds
the power of immortality.
Jackie,
the power of immortality resides
in one of the dogs!
But which one?
Oh! Jackie!
Huh?
Hyah!
Quickly! We must take the dog
where daolon's magic cannot reach!
But which dog, uncle?
Were you not listening?!
The most noble one!
But... oh!
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Giddyup!
Get along, little doggies.
(Arf)
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Whoa.
There is something
different about them.
They got. A dark chi makeover.
Warriors, get them!
Get along, little doggies!
You can trap the dark hand
guys in another urn, right?
There is only one
urn of wei Cheng,
and it is already occupied!
I am so buff!
Hey, we can fly!
Groovy!
Run!
Tohru. Whoa.
Hey, buddy.
Whoa.
Sweet.
Score!
Attack!
(Roar)
Good dogs. Good dogs.
Whoa! Bad dogs!
Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
Whoa!
Aah!
Stay.
Face it, tohru.
You're no match for... Uh...
Whatever we are!
No.
No.
Hiya, scruffy.
Good boy. Good boy.
Uncle, walk the dogs.
Whoa! Aah!
Scruffy!
Mongrel, be gone!
(Gasps)
The immortal.
That is the noble dog we
have been looking for?
Jade, shoo.
Aww!
Scruffy!
Surrender your power
to the forces of...
(arf!)
Aah!
Scruffy! Here, boy!
Aw, cute.
Too bad you gotta hand him over.
Jackie!
Hey!
Chan!
My hammer!
Hunh!
Huh?
No way.
Guys! Check it out!
Remote control.
Rock 'n' roll.
Bwaah!
(Chuckling)
It's like playin' a video game.
(Uncle chanting)
I may be an old dog,
but I have new tricks.
Whoa, down, boy.
Can we keep him,
Jackie, please?!
Uh...
Of course we keep him.
Yay!
Go get it, boy.
Until uncle can transfer
the power into a new vessel,
the dog is a living talisman.
The little fella really should
stay where it's safe, Jackie.
But section 13 isn't safe.
Daolon already
penetrated security once.
Magic defeats magic.
A good chi spell will keep
daolon and his warriors out.
One more thing. Ow!
Get cracking!
You have 11 more
animals to locate.
Jade: Hey, Jackie...
Yes?
What do you do to stay in shape?
Basically training
with my stunt guy,
with my students, 3 hours a day.
Also boxing... the rhythm...
Bam bam bam bam.
Lift weights, badminton school,
jogging, ping-pong.
Move your whole body.
Training is very important. Yes.
that pestilent lizard shendu,
the dark hand will rise agai...
Uh, valmont?
Your pancakes are gettin' cold.
Mmhh. Mmm. Mmhh.
Speaking of temperature,
we shall need to acquire
some serious heat
if we're to embark on
our epic crime spree.
Now you're talkin', big v.
So, what's the plan?
You three will break
into section 13
and steal the talismans.
Whoa! Again?!
Uh, bustin' into section
13's kinda risky.
Besides, v,
we don't do flunky work anymore.
Not unless we're gettin' paid.
Uh... True...
This demon nonsense has
depleted dark hand finances...
But you know I'm good for it.
Ok, but you gotta
make us partners.
Call yourselves vice
presidents if you wish.
Just bring me those talismans!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What? I didn't eat.
(Thunder)
Darkness shall begin its reign.
(Snoring) Huh?
Huh? Huh? What? Hmm?
Uh... Sensei. What is it?
Uncle has the willies.
(Beeping)
(Sighs) Some herbal tea
to lull me to sleep.
Hey, Jackie! Uhh!
Oh! Jade!
You should be asleep.
So should you.
And I know just the thing
to help you unwind.
First we strap on rollerblades
and set up trash-can goalposts.
Then we slip a few
talismans out of the vault.
Just because I can't sleep
doesn't mean you don't have to.
I am near.
How did you get in here?
Freeze!
Whoa! Mmhh! Mmph!
Daolon: The talismans
of shendu...
So close I can
feel the 12 powers
of the Chinese zodiac.
(Thud)
Shh!
Sweet. No guards in sight.
Shh! Shh!
Man, security here stinks!
Shh! Shh!
I told you.
Security here stinks.
5... 6...
7...
Guards must be on coffee break.
And monkey makes 12.
Oomp!
We'll take those!
Who are you, anyway?
Ooh, ooh, I know.
He's the drummer from kiss.
All: Whoa!
Who are you?
(Gasps)
The dark hand! Daolon wong!
Uh, daolon wong, the dark hand.
Jackie!
Aah!
Jade?
They have the talismans!
Who?
Score.
You gotta be kidding me.
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Where'd they come from?
Be cool. Be cool.
All: Chan!
Retrieve the talismans.
What he said.
Jackie!
All: Whoo!
Ooh, daddy like.
The child!
All: Huh?
(Chanting)
Tohru! Now!
Go, uncle!
My warriors...
Imprisoned?
How did you locate the
lost urn of wei Cheng?
I know a thing or
2 about antiques.
Keep the warriors. Aiyaa!
Both: Uncle!
I will take the talismans.
Ready, aim...
Vaporize.
Waa! Whoop!
She's got 'em!
Both: Ooh! Unh!
Jade: Jackie!
Jackie!
You must not let daolon
wong have the talismans!
Ok. No one will have them.
Ratso: They're gonna blow!
Uh-oh.
Oh, well.
Ah.
Jackie, you blew 'em up.
(Sighs) It is finally over.
Ow!
Not over.
It is just beginning.
It is?
Talismans. Can be destroyed,
but the powers they
contain cannot.
The magic has been set free,
scattered to the winds.
Which means daolon wong
will try to find them.
You mean, Jackie just
started the talisman hunt
all over again? Cool.
Unh! But where did the magic go?
With no vessels to contain them,
the powers will return
to their owners,
the 12 animals of
the Chinese zodiac.
Hello. The Chinese
zodiac is way ancient.
Those animals are history.
As such, the talisman magic
will be drawn to noble animals:
Those most worthy.
Of their regal ancestors.
12 living creatures
each about to receive
an extraordinary gift.
What have I done?!
Do not just stand there!
Get cracking!
Uncle: You must
locate each animal
before its power can be claimed
by the forces of darkness.
Jackie.
What's going on?
More than you can
possibly imagine.
Well?!
Uh...
That thing about
making us partners?
Don't worry about it.
If I were employing
you, I would fire you!
You three...
I require your assistance.
So... What's the gig pay?
(Chanting)
Aah! Aah! Aah!
You're orange.
You're bald.
Freaky.
Bow before me,
dark chi warriors.
Finn don't bow to no...
Uh... Ow!
Whoa! Hey!
You are no longer mortal men,
but powerful servants
enslaved to do my bidding.
Now, see here!
Finn, ratso,
and chow are my servants,
and I will thank you not to...
Aaah! Hey!
Ahh, it would seem
good fortune is mine,
for one. of the talisman's
powers remains near.
Come, my warriors!
Are we supposed to...
Wait!
You can't just leave me here!
Release me at once!
(Chanting)
Any sign of daolon, uncle?
I thought we were
looking for animals.
Sensei says each animal requires
a different locator
spell to lead us to it,
but we do not have time
to research them all,
with daolon on the loose.
Oh, we are getting something.
It's... A woman.
She's got soap.
My mastery of spells is
no match for daolon's.
Wait! There's more.
Jackie: It looks like
daolon is going to...
A dog show?! A dog show?!
Daolon has located the
power of immortality.
(Arf)
Oh! That stray is
harassing my Jasper-wasper.
Security!
Which is the beast that I seek?
If I destroy all of them,
one would remain standing...
The one which holds
the power of immortality.
Jackie,
the power of immortality resides
in one of the dogs!
But which one?
Oh! Jackie!
Huh?
Hyah!
Quickly! We must take the dog
where daolon's magic cannot reach!
But which dog, uncle?
Were you not listening?!
The most noble one!
But... oh!
Excuse me. Pardon me.
Giddyup!
Get along, little doggies.
(Arf)
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Whoa.
There is something
different about them.
They got. A dark chi makeover.
Warriors, get them!
Get along, little doggies!
You can trap the dark hand
guys in another urn, right?
There is only one
urn of wei Cheng,
and it is already occupied!
I am so buff!
Hey, we can fly!
Groovy!
Run!
Tohru. Whoa.
Hey, buddy.
Whoa.
Sweet.
Score!
Attack!
(Roar)
Good dogs. Good dogs.
Whoa! Bad dogs!
Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
Bad dogs! Bad dogs!
Whoa!
Aah!
Stay.
Face it, tohru.
You're no match for... Uh...
Whatever we are!
No.
No.
Hiya, scruffy.
Good boy. Good boy.
Uncle, walk the dogs.
Whoa! Aah!
Scruffy!
Mongrel, be gone!
(Gasps)
The immortal.
That is the noble dog we
have been looking for?
Jade, shoo.
Aww!
Scruffy!
Surrender your power
to the forces of...
(arf!)
Aah!
Scruffy! Here, boy!
Aw, cute.
Too bad you gotta hand him over.
Jackie!
Hey!
Chan!
My hammer!
Hunh!
Huh?
No way.
Guys! Check it out!
Remote control.
Rock 'n' roll.
Bwaah!
(Chuckling)
It's like playin' a video game.
(Uncle chanting)
I may be an old dog,
but I have new tricks.
Whoa, down, boy.
Can we keep him,
Jackie, please?!
Uh...
Of course we keep him.
Yay!
Go get it, boy.
Until uncle can transfer
the power into a new vessel,
the dog is a living talisman.
The little fella really should
stay where it's safe, Jackie.
But section 13 isn't safe.
Daolon already
penetrated security once.
Magic defeats magic.
A good chi spell will keep
daolon and his warriors out.
One more thing. Ow!
Get cracking!
You have 11 more
animals to locate.
Jade: Hey, Jackie...
Yes?
What do you do to stay in shape?
Basically training
with my stunt guy,
with my students, 3 hours a day.
Also boxing... the rhythm...
Bam bam bam bam.
Lift weights, badminton school,
jogging, ping-pong.
Move your whole body.
Training is very important. Yes.