Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 3, Episode 15 - Re-Enter the Dragon - full transcript
With no dragons on Earth, Dalong Wong bargains with Shendu for the power of combustion. But Shendu want all his powers back.
(Chanting)
The 12th and final locator spell
has located nothing.
Duh!
It couldn't find a dragon
'cause they're extinct.
The only one left
on earth was shendu,
and he's doing afterlife
in the inter-dimensional
slammer.
Jade,
we had to be absolutely certain
that the power of combustion
has not found a host.
With no dragon to inhabit,
the power remains lost...
Safe from the
forces of darkness.
As long as daolon
wong roams the earth,
nothing remains safe.
Your answer,
most malevolent of fire breathers?
It would seem you have summoned
me merely to humor me, wizard.
For to obtain the
power of combustion,
you would require.
A living, earthbound dragon,
which I am not.
You underestimate my
talents, lord shendu.
As the most malevolent
of dark chi masters,
I know a multitude
of ancient spells,
some of which might restore you.
Ah.
Then you may have my rightful
power, daolon wong,
if you find the spell that
will allow me to live again.
Heads up!
Move it or lose it!
Uh, Jackie?
Research, captain black.
We have to be prepared.
With no more talisman-powered
animals on the loose...
It's only a matter of
time before daolon wong
comes after the
ones in the vault.
I'll beef up security and... ow!
Magic must defeat magic!
And the powers will be
difficult to safeguard
until they are. transferred from
the animals into new talismans.
(Uncle chanting)
The first of the new
talismans has been empowered.
All right! Let's beta test...
Oh. That was my best one.
The making of a talisman
is very tricky business.
The spells which created them
have been lost for
thousands of years.
Hey, Jackie, when uncle gets
the powers out of these guys,
we still get to keep 'em, right?
Jade, the animals have owners,
or natural habitats.
Don't you think we
should return them?
What? No, they're my pets!
Who has a pet ox?
Can we at least keep scruffy?
Please?
He belongs at section 13.
He's a natural-born
crime fighter,
and he's already
housebroken, and...
(growls and barks)
And he keeps the neighbors
awake with his barking.
(Gasps) Jackie!
(Gasps) A dragon is near.
(Chanting)
Return to us, shendu.
Rise again!
Jackie: First it says there isn't a dragon.
Now it says there is?
Are you sure the locator
is working properly?
Uncle wishes that it were not,
but clearly, it guides us.
If the locator
detects a dragon now,
someone must be conjuring one.
Tch. And I'll give you one
guess which someone that is.
Jade, this is too dangerous.
We could be facing a dragon.
Not just any dragon.
(Gasps) Aiyaa! No.
Jackie: Shendu!
Awaken!
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Hey!
Backyard barbecue.
What are we grilling?
Jackie chan!
Let's tenderize him.
Volcano incinerates field mouse!
Gotta stop this spell before the
barbecue becomes a birthday party.
You are too late, child.
Urrr...
Uhh!
Sorry. Cannot hear you.
You must have a
frog in your throat.
(Ribbit)
Ptha!
Cheap tricks.
(Chanting)
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Whoa! Hot... hot... Hot...
hot... hot... hot!
Duh, Jade.
Hurricane kick!
Earthquake fist!
Asteroid belt!
Meteor pummels mountain!
Hot bath?
Cold shower.
(Chanting)
Uhh! Ah! Uhh!
Jackie!
(Daolon chanting)
Aaahhhhh!
Greetings, everyone.
It is great to be back.
Yo, shendude.
Uh, long time no breathe.
Yeah.
Chui: Happy, uh, re-birthday.
Ha ha.
Yes.
My prize approaches.
The power of combustion...
Belongs to me!
Mega bad day.
Ahh.
Feel the burn.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
But brother of darkness,
we had an arrangement.
I may be a noble dragon,
but I am also a demon sorcerer
and not known for
keeping promises.
Aaaahhha.
Quickly! I have a plan!
I still possess
2 talisman powers
with which to destroy you.
(Gasps)
Levitation! Heat-beam eyes!
What thoughtful
birthday presents.
No!
Uhh!
And you will tell me where
to retrieve my other powers,
after I have had the pleasure
of quick-frying Jackie...
Uhh...
Jade: Bolting for it?
That was your big plan?
Shendu will attempt to reclaim
what once belonged to him.
The other talisman powers.
P.A.: Condition red.
Security lockdown initiated.
We're on full tactical alert.
I know,
magic must defeat magic.
Which is why you must buy
uncle all the time he requires.
Tohru!
Jade! Research!
You heard him, men.
Engage heavy artillery.
Radar operator: Sir,
we have a bogey approaching
from the perimeter.
A big one.
This is it.
If the demon breeches
the outer defenses,
we make our stand here.
Protect that vault.
(Explosion)
Captain black,
it may not be possible
to defend the vault.
Aiyaa!
Cannot find spell
I'm looking for!
Uncle needs more time!
I will buy uncle as
much time as I can.
Jackie?
(Rumbling)
Hold your positions.
Fire.
Someone say "fire?"
Ahh!
Surrender the animals, or...
You want them?
Come and get them.
(Roars)
Stop fooling!
Help uncle research!
Everyone, grab a book.
Nice monkey.
Please climb off my head.
Power of levitation, right.
Tch. Just be glad he
doesn't have super-speed.
Dwah! Jade!
Are you crazy?
If anything has ever
been too dangerous,
this is it!
Hey, where my pooch goes, I go.
(Ruff)
Aah!
I know you are hungry,
but I need this to drive.
Huh? Dah!
The astral projection talisman.
Jackie!
Not a good time for a nap!
Aahhhhh!
One cannot begin anew
without burning a few Bridges.
Bwaaaaa! Bwaaaaa!
Shendu's hot on our tail.
We gotta jump it!
It won't go any faster!
Hello? Rabbit power!
Too fast! Too fast!
Aah! Bwaa!
(Tires screech)
Everybody out! Keep moving!
(Sighs)
At least we put some
distance between us and...
Aah! Bwaa!
Both: Hurry, uncle.
Uncle: Hot cha!
You found a way to
take down shendu?
Shendu not important!
I found way to defeat the person
who knows how to defeat shendu,
even though that person
does not yet know he knows.
Jade!
Take the animals!
Run!
Jade: Trying!
Jackie!
Eat heat beams!
(Oink)
(Nervous laugh) Sorry.
Wrong pig.
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
Hey, what do you get when you
cross an ox with a rabbit?
A ram!
Uhh!
Go! Quick! Run!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
Uhh!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
(Gasps) Scruffy! No!
At last,
it is time to reabsorb my powers!
Daolon: Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Prepare for battle!
Wow! We rock!
I'm feeling prepared!
That thieving lizard shendu
will pay dearly
for his betrayal.
(Uncle and tohru chanting)
Going somewhere?
Attack!
(Chanting)
All: Aah!
(Gasps)
No!
We are weak.
We're human.
We're free.
Nah-uh.
Busted.
Uh...
Phaa...
Wh... (Whimpers)
Mr. wong, you're under arrest.
You may be disenchanted,
but I believe you still
know many ancient spells.
I will tell you nothing!
Do you want to have your
revenge upon shendu? Yes?
Then start talking to uncle!
(Grumbling)
(Grunting)
And tiger makes 12.
Both: Whoa! Uuhh!
Which means I now possess
so many ways to make you suffer!
(Crowd, chanting)
No! No, not again!
(Chanting)
Stop!
(Moans)
The extraction spell is working!
The powers are gonna
go back into the animals?
Wait and see.
Aarrrrgghhhhh!
(Cheering)
Uncle, was that...
The very same spell which
turned shendu to stone ages ago
and separated his
powers from him
in the form of 12 talismans.
Courtesy of daolon wong.
(Grumbling under breath)
Hey, Jack...
Um... Can we keep him?
Who else'll fetch my slippers?
Yes!
But he will have to
move out of the vault.
Need to make room for some...
New arrivals.
Shendu: Chaaaaan!
Hey, Jackie,
where do you like to go in Hong Kong?
If my friend coming
to Hong Kong,
there only few place
I can take them...
Here, my restaurant,
across Hong Kong side. Harbor.
Really see beautiful nighttime
and also the mountain.
Hong Kong's a very,
very beautiful place.
The 12th and final locator spell
has located nothing.
Duh!
It couldn't find a dragon
'cause they're extinct.
The only one left
on earth was shendu,
and he's doing afterlife
in the inter-dimensional
slammer.
Jade,
we had to be absolutely certain
that the power of combustion
has not found a host.
With no dragon to inhabit,
the power remains lost...
Safe from the
forces of darkness.
As long as daolon
wong roams the earth,
nothing remains safe.
Your answer,
most malevolent of fire breathers?
It would seem you have summoned
me merely to humor me, wizard.
For to obtain the
power of combustion,
you would require.
A living, earthbound dragon,
which I am not.
You underestimate my
talents, lord shendu.
As the most malevolent
of dark chi masters,
I know a multitude
of ancient spells,
some of which might restore you.
Ah.
Then you may have my rightful
power, daolon wong,
if you find the spell that
will allow me to live again.
Heads up!
Move it or lose it!
Uh, Jackie?
Research, captain black.
We have to be prepared.
With no more talisman-powered
animals on the loose...
It's only a matter of
time before daolon wong
comes after the
ones in the vault.
I'll beef up security and... ow!
Magic must defeat magic!
And the powers will be
difficult to safeguard
until they are. transferred from
the animals into new talismans.
(Uncle chanting)
The first of the new
talismans has been empowered.
All right! Let's beta test...
Oh. That was my best one.
The making of a talisman
is very tricky business.
The spells which created them
have been lost for
thousands of years.
Hey, Jackie, when uncle gets
the powers out of these guys,
we still get to keep 'em, right?
Jade, the animals have owners,
or natural habitats.
Don't you think we
should return them?
What? No, they're my pets!
Who has a pet ox?
Can we at least keep scruffy?
Please?
He belongs at section 13.
He's a natural-born
crime fighter,
and he's already
housebroken, and...
(growls and barks)
And he keeps the neighbors
awake with his barking.
(Gasps) Jackie!
(Gasps) A dragon is near.
(Chanting)
Return to us, shendu.
Rise again!
Jackie: First it says there isn't a dragon.
Now it says there is?
Are you sure the locator
is working properly?
Uncle wishes that it were not,
but clearly, it guides us.
If the locator
detects a dragon now,
someone must be conjuring one.
Tch. And I'll give you one
guess which someone that is.
Jade, this is too dangerous.
We could be facing a dragon.
Not just any dragon.
(Gasps) Aiyaa! No.
Jackie: Shendu!
Awaken!
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Hey!
Backyard barbecue.
What are we grilling?
Jackie chan!
Let's tenderize him.
Volcano incinerates field mouse!
Gotta stop this spell before the
barbecue becomes a birthday party.
You are too late, child.
Urrr...
Uhh!
Sorry. Cannot hear you.
You must have a
frog in your throat.
(Ribbit)
Ptha!
Cheap tricks.
(Chanting)
(Chanting)
Uhh!
Whoa! Hot... hot... Hot...
hot... hot... hot!
Duh, Jade.
Hurricane kick!
Earthquake fist!
Asteroid belt!
Meteor pummels mountain!
Hot bath?
Cold shower.
(Chanting)
Uhh! Ah! Uhh!
Jackie!
(Daolon chanting)
Aaahhhhh!
Greetings, everyone.
It is great to be back.
Yo, shendude.
Uh, long time no breathe.
Yeah.
Chui: Happy, uh, re-birthday.
Ha ha.
Yes.
My prize approaches.
The power of combustion...
Belongs to me!
Mega bad day.
Ahh.
Feel the burn.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
But brother of darkness,
we had an arrangement.
I may be a noble dragon,
but I am also a demon sorcerer
and not known for
keeping promises.
Aaaahhha.
Quickly! I have a plan!
I still possess
2 talisman powers
with which to destroy you.
(Gasps)
Levitation! Heat-beam eyes!
What thoughtful
birthday presents.
No!
Uhh!
And you will tell me where
to retrieve my other powers,
after I have had the pleasure
of quick-frying Jackie...
Uhh...
Jade: Bolting for it?
That was your big plan?
Shendu will attempt to reclaim
what once belonged to him.
The other talisman powers.
P.A.: Condition red.
Security lockdown initiated.
We're on full tactical alert.
I know,
magic must defeat magic.
Which is why you must buy
uncle all the time he requires.
Tohru!
Jade! Research!
You heard him, men.
Engage heavy artillery.
Radar operator: Sir,
we have a bogey approaching
from the perimeter.
A big one.
This is it.
If the demon breeches
the outer defenses,
we make our stand here.
Protect that vault.
(Explosion)
Captain black,
it may not be possible
to defend the vault.
Aiyaa!
Cannot find spell
I'm looking for!
Uncle needs more time!
I will buy uncle as
much time as I can.
Jackie?
(Rumbling)
Hold your positions.
Fire.
Someone say "fire?"
Ahh!
Surrender the animals, or...
You want them?
Come and get them.
(Roars)
Stop fooling!
Help uncle research!
Everyone, grab a book.
Nice monkey.
Please climb off my head.
Power of levitation, right.
Tch. Just be glad he
doesn't have super-speed.
Dwah! Jade!
Are you crazy?
If anything has ever
been too dangerous,
this is it!
Hey, where my pooch goes, I go.
(Ruff)
Aah!
I know you are hungry,
but I need this to drive.
Huh? Dah!
The astral projection talisman.
Jackie!
Not a good time for a nap!
Aahhhhh!
One cannot begin anew
without burning a few Bridges.
Bwaaaaa! Bwaaaaa!
Shendu's hot on our tail.
We gotta jump it!
It won't go any faster!
Hello? Rabbit power!
Too fast! Too fast!
Aah! Bwaa!
(Tires screech)
Everybody out! Keep moving!
(Sighs)
At least we put some
distance between us and...
Aah! Bwaa!
Both: Hurry, uncle.
Uncle: Hot cha!
You found a way to
take down shendu?
Shendu not important!
I found way to defeat the person
who knows how to defeat shendu,
even though that person
does not yet know he knows.
Jade!
Take the animals!
Run!
Jade: Trying!
Jackie!
Eat heat beams!
(Oink)
(Nervous laugh) Sorry.
Wrong pig.
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Bad day! Bad day! Bad day!
Hey, what do you get when you
cross an ox with a rabbit?
A ram!
Uhh!
Go! Quick! Run!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
Uhh!
(Ruff ruff ruff)
(Gasps) Scruffy! No!
At last,
it is time to reabsorb my powers!
Daolon: Gan! Ren! Chui! Zhen!
Prepare for battle!
Wow! We rock!
I'm feeling prepared!
That thieving lizard shendu
will pay dearly
for his betrayal.
(Uncle and tohru chanting)
Going somewhere?
Attack!
(Chanting)
All: Aah!
(Gasps)
No!
We are weak.
We're human.
We're free.
Nah-uh.
Busted.
Uh...
Phaa...
Wh... (Whimpers)
Mr. wong, you're under arrest.
You may be disenchanted,
but I believe you still
know many ancient spells.
I will tell you nothing!
Do you want to have your
revenge upon shendu? Yes?
Then start talking to uncle!
(Grumbling)
(Grunting)
And tiger makes 12.
Both: Whoa! Uuhh!
Which means I now possess
so many ways to make you suffer!
(Crowd, chanting)
No! No, not again!
(Chanting)
Stop!
(Moans)
The extraction spell is working!
The powers are gonna
go back into the animals?
Wait and see.
Aarrrrgghhhhh!
(Cheering)
Uncle, was that...
The very same spell which
turned shendu to stone ages ago
and separated his
powers from him
in the form of 12 talismans.
Courtesy of daolon wong.
(Grumbling under breath)
Hey, Jack...
Um... Can we keep him?
Who else'll fetch my slippers?
Yes!
But he will have to
move out of the vault.
Need to make room for some...
New arrivals.
Shendu: Chaaaaan!
Hey, Jackie,
where do you like to go in Hong Kong?
If my friend coming
to Hong Kong,
there only few place
I can take them...
Here, my restaurant,
across Hong Kong side. Harbor.
Really see beautiful nighttime
and also the mountain.
Hong Kong's a very,
very beautiful place.