Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 3, Episode 12 - The Ox-Head Incident - full transcript
The Chans find a yak with the Ox Talisman power. Uncle hides the power from Dalong Wong. But Dalong Wong captures Uncle's spirit.
[Grunting]
[Grunt] Oh...
Sensei, perhaps we should rest.
What? Uncle has
barely broken a sweat!
Too... Weak.
Can't... Go on.
Uh, have an energy bar, Jade.
Can't... Chew,
no energy.
Uncle, the high altitude
of the himalayas
requires a slower pace.
But forces of darkness
require a quicker pace.
We must find the ox which possesses
the power of super-strength
before daolon wong does.
[Gasps]
Locator indicates ox is on
opposite side of mountain.
We must go back down
and come up other way.
[Both groan]
Don't you have a spell
that'll just poof us over there?
Anything?
Abracadabra?
Uh-oh!
All: Avalanche!
Come on!
Sensei.
Jackie: A yak?
A super-strong yak.
A yak is a type of ox.
And this yak is the ox we seek.
But why did it plow
through the mountain?
He wants my energy bar.
He must have a super-strong
sense of smell, too.
We must bring the ox to the
sanctuary of the Ben shui temple
before the forces of
dark chi descend upon us.
[Chuckles] Yo!
Consider yourselves descended
upon, gramps.
You know how much we
care about you guys,
but daolon wong's been riding us
to get rid of you,
once and for all.
We're sure gonna miss ya.
Say goodbye, chan.
Uh, goodbye, chan?
Uh, where'd they go?
We blew it! Again!
All in favor of keeping
this little setback quiet
say, "aye."
Fools!
Give me just one reason
why I should not
destroy you instantly!
'Cause,
things are about to change?
No more embarrassing defeats.
Cross our hearts and hope to...
Aah!
Flying elephant stomps rat!
An intruder?
Hak foo!
What brings you to town?
Woodchuck Chucks weasel!
Most impressive.
Dude, dude, dude,
you're making us ook-lay ad-bay
in front of the oss-bay.
Shark bites bottom-feeder!
I understand you
have been seeking
the powers of the
talismans, witch doctor.
Allow me to suggest you
end your quest for the ox,
as it is a power I
intend to obtain.
Ung!
Then obtain it,
dear warrior, for me.
Aah!
Uncle has been devising a spell
to transfer the talisman powers
from the animals
we have collected.
Tohru, as my apprentice,
you will seek proper vessels
with which to
contain the powers.
How about putting the
speedy rabbit power
in wristwatch form?
That way,
if you see you're running late,
boom! You're there!
Or the healing
horse thermometer?
By the time you check your
temperature, you're already better.
The sheep-powered pillow...
Stay cozy while you astral project.
[Moans]
Uh, ok, scratch the pillow.
No, daolon wong is near.
We must protect the ox.
Ox not important.
Power within ox is.
I will attempt to keep the magic
from daolon wong's reach by
casting new transfer spell.
May I assist you, sensei?
Yes, while I am in trance,
please keep birds off me.
But where will you
transfer the power to?
Uncle?
Ahh,
the power of super-strength.
Olly olly oxen free.
Hyah!
Zhen!
All: Hak foo?
So, you have met.
Acquaint your friends
with the new you.
With pleasure, master.
Phoenix flies to moon!
Meteor brings mass extinction!
Jade, please keep the
birds off your uncle.
Aw.
Tornado decimates trailer park!
Oh, boy.
Ha ha ha!
Huh?
Does the good wizard
think he will outsmart me?
I don't know what the
anti-uncle's up to,
but this'll teach
him to drop his guard
when Jade is in the house.
Hyah!
Oof!
Huh? Invisible force field?
No fair!
[Uncle chants]
[Gasps] Daolon wong!
Good! You have not
completed the transfer,
nor will you.
Hot cha!
Hyah!
Ooh!
Tohru: Hak foo!
This is where you go poof.
I do not poof.
[Slaps and grunts]
Your turn.
Hurry, uncle.
You are headstrong, wizard.
But not for long.
[Chants]
Step away from the yak.
Yes.
What?
The talisman power
is no longer here!
Where is it?
Ooh, outsmarted by the uncster.
Was I?
Jackieeee!
[All gasp]
Your uncster and myself
have much to discuss.
Uncle? Sensei?
Say something! Wake up!
Wake up!
But how can daolon
wong have uncle's head
if uncle's head's
still on his body?
Ah, the dark wizard possesses
your uncle's spiritual head...
Essentially his life force.
Without it, he is doomed to
remain in this dormant state.
We have to rescue
sensei's life force!
And we must do so before
daolon wong makes it...
Uh, uncle, tell him where
he hid the ox's power.
Daolon can't get the
power if we find it first.
But we cannot find
it without sensei.
The locator was destroyed
in the avalanche.
Tch! You're uncle's apprentice.
You'll whip up a new one.
But I have not had much practice
at such complicated spells.
Tch! Piece of cake.
Come on, Jackie,
we're goin' head-hunting.
Uh, Jade,
perhaps you should remain here
and be tohru's apprentice.
Oh, right.
Hak foo's, like,
all mondo-mega- super-turbo-charged.
Way dangerous.
Yes, it is.
So,
do you want a piece of uncle?
I will just require
my other pieces first.
If you ever want to
see your pieces again,
surrender the location
of the ox power.
Very well.
You may find what
you are looking for
in a secret place,
very close to...
[Blows a raspberry]
Fool! The orb of q'uan lo
will reveal your secrets,
exposing those thoughts
you hold most dear.
Mung bean sandwich?
Uncle is hungry.
Ha ha!
I shall peel back the layers.
What is this?
[Cries]
Your destiny, evil one.
Pah! I shall travel deeper
into the recesses of your mind.
Yeeeees!
Zhen!
Retrieve the power.
And, finally, a new cowbell.
Nothing happened.
[Gasps]
Sir, you are crazy if you think
big mouth hak foo
will obtain ox power.
Oh? And who will stop him?
Jackie!
Your nephew has
already demonstrated
that he is no match for
my most savage warrior.
Why has your incessant mouth
suddenly grown silent?
[Imitates uncle] Uh,
one more thing...
Who am I kidding?
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Stop chan!
Who, us?
Why don't you ask
your precious hak foo?
Why don't I turn you inside out?
We're on it!
You say, "jump"...
We say, "how high?".
Jackie, you are going wrong way!
I know where I am going. Wha!
See? Wrong way!
Aah!
Uncle: Stop my head!
Aiyaaah!
Jackieeeee!
My ball!
Catch!
Jackieeee!
Hhbbrrrbbb!
Are you trying to
give uncle headache?
I am trying to release you!
The orb is magic!
Magic must open magic!
[Sighs] Of course it does.
Now, don't worry, t.
The tenth try is usually the charm.
You did it, tohru!
No. It should only glow
when the power is near.
[Both sigh] Ohhh...
Duh!
Unc hid the power
the last place anyone
would think of looking!
Himself!
You did do it, tohru!
We did it.
Hak foo: Happy time...
Is over.
Leave uncle alone!
No!
Uncle,
why does hak foo have your body?
Because that is where the
power of the ox resides.
Of course it is.
Sensei, are you all right?
Does uncle look all right?!
Quickly, tohru,
you must find a spell to release me!
Uh... m-me?
But isn't it Jackie's
turn to cast a spell?
Jackie must retrieve the
rest of uncle from hak foo!
[Gulp] Yes, I must.
Do you have the old man?
Indeed, master.
Good. My Patience wears thin.
You will pay for your
cleverness, good wizard,
for once I absorb
the power within you,
I shall see to it
that your spirit head
has nowhere to return.
Tohru: Uh...
One pair of dried bat wings.
Check!
Uh... One cedar leaf.
Check.
3 spines of urchin.
Uncle: 3 spines?!
Do you want uncle's
head to explode?
But the spell book says...
Book is only a guide!
Good chi wizard
makes spell his own!
[Groans] Oh...
[Daolon chanting]
Uh... Wait, uh... Time out!
Look at yourself, hak foo!
Daolon has made you his lackey...
His slave.
Is this really how you want to be...
a freak?
Yes.
Rrrahhh!
Daahh!
[Cough, cough, cough]
Pah!
One more thing...
Be sure cauldron
bubbles at proper rate.
One more thing...
Do not forget to
channel good chi.
One more thing...
Do not rush chanting!
Release the talking head already
before he comes up
with 3 more things!
[Inhales]
[Chanting]
[Chanting]
Why could uncle not have
transferred the super-strength
to my body?
Shall I... Make a wish?
Hot chaaaa!
Huh?!
Pffft!
Hello!
And goodbye!
Aah!
Who wants a piece of uncle?
Aah!
Tyrannosaurus swats fly!
Bbblllbb!
Volcano blows top!
Uncle: One more thing...
Aah!
What do you know? He does poof!
Hey! Welcome to loserville.
Aw, don't look so sad, big guy.
Yeah. You're one of us now.
[Growls] Shut up!
Strength cannot withstand heat.
Tohru: Daolon wong!
Go, chi wiz!
Well, muscles...
Perhaps we should get your
super-strength back to section 13
while the going is good.
I will transfer the
power back into the ox
with tohru's help.
My apprentice will make
a fine wizard some day.
[Scurrying sound]
[Chuckles] Yes...
Some day.
Hey, Jackie,
how do you control your anger?
I always forgive somebody.
But when I'm young,
no, I'm not...
They harm me, I harm them back.
The whole day...
[Breathing hard] "This guy..."
No. Right now I just...
Forget it.
I really control my anger.
[Grunt] Oh...
Sensei, perhaps we should rest.
What? Uncle has
barely broken a sweat!
Too... Weak.
Can't... Go on.
Uh, have an energy bar, Jade.
Can't... Chew,
no energy.
Uncle, the high altitude
of the himalayas
requires a slower pace.
But forces of darkness
require a quicker pace.
We must find the ox which possesses
the power of super-strength
before daolon wong does.
[Gasps]
Locator indicates ox is on
opposite side of mountain.
We must go back down
and come up other way.
[Both groan]
Don't you have a spell
that'll just poof us over there?
Anything?
Abracadabra?
Uh-oh!
All: Avalanche!
Come on!
Sensei.
Jackie: A yak?
A super-strong yak.
A yak is a type of ox.
And this yak is the ox we seek.
But why did it plow
through the mountain?
He wants my energy bar.
He must have a super-strong
sense of smell, too.
We must bring the ox to the
sanctuary of the Ben shui temple
before the forces of
dark chi descend upon us.
[Chuckles] Yo!
Consider yourselves descended
upon, gramps.
You know how much we
care about you guys,
but daolon wong's been riding us
to get rid of you,
once and for all.
We're sure gonna miss ya.
Say goodbye, chan.
Uh, goodbye, chan?
Uh, where'd they go?
We blew it! Again!
All in favor of keeping
this little setback quiet
say, "aye."
Fools!
Give me just one reason
why I should not
destroy you instantly!
'Cause,
things are about to change?
No more embarrassing defeats.
Cross our hearts and hope to...
Aah!
Flying elephant stomps rat!
An intruder?
Hak foo!
What brings you to town?
Woodchuck Chucks weasel!
Most impressive.
Dude, dude, dude,
you're making us ook-lay ad-bay
in front of the oss-bay.
Shark bites bottom-feeder!
I understand you
have been seeking
the powers of the
talismans, witch doctor.
Allow me to suggest you
end your quest for the ox,
as it is a power I
intend to obtain.
Ung!
Then obtain it,
dear warrior, for me.
Aah!
Uncle has been devising a spell
to transfer the talisman powers
from the animals
we have collected.
Tohru, as my apprentice,
you will seek proper vessels
with which to
contain the powers.
How about putting the
speedy rabbit power
in wristwatch form?
That way,
if you see you're running late,
boom! You're there!
Or the healing
horse thermometer?
By the time you check your
temperature, you're already better.
The sheep-powered pillow...
Stay cozy while you astral project.
[Moans]
Uh, ok, scratch the pillow.
No, daolon wong is near.
We must protect the ox.
Ox not important.
Power within ox is.
I will attempt to keep the magic
from daolon wong's reach by
casting new transfer spell.
May I assist you, sensei?
Yes, while I am in trance,
please keep birds off me.
But where will you
transfer the power to?
Uncle?
Ahh,
the power of super-strength.
Olly olly oxen free.
Hyah!
Zhen!
All: Hak foo?
So, you have met.
Acquaint your friends
with the new you.
With pleasure, master.
Phoenix flies to moon!
Meteor brings mass extinction!
Jade, please keep the
birds off your uncle.
Aw.
Tornado decimates trailer park!
Oh, boy.
Ha ha ha!
Huh?
Does the good wizard
think he will outsmart me?
I don't know what the
anti-uncle's up to,
but this'll teach
him to drop his guard
when Jade is in the house.
Hyah!
Oof!
Huh? Invisible force field?
No fair!
[Uncle chants]
[Gasps] Daolon wong!
Good! You have not
completed the transfer,
nor will you.
Hot cha!
Hyah!
Ooh!
Tohru: Hak foo!
This is where you go poof.
I do not poof.
[Slaps and grunts]
Your turn.
Hurry, uncle.
You are headstrong, wizard.
But not for long.
[Chants]
Step away from the yak.
Yes.
What?
The talisman power
is no longer here!
Where is it?
Ooh, outsmarted by the uncster.
Was I?
Jackieeee!
[All gasp]
Your uncster and myself
have much to discuss.
Uncle? Sensei?
Say something! Wake up!
Wake up!
But how can daolon
wong have uncle's head
if uncle's head's
still on his body?
Ah, the dark wizard possesses
your uncle's spiritual head...
Essentially his life force.
Without it, he is doomed to
remain in this dormant state.
We have to rescue
sensei's life force!
And we must do so before
daolon wong makes it...
Uh, uncle, tell him where
he hid the ox's power.
Daolon can't get the
power if we find it first.
But we cannot find
it without sensei.
The locator was destroyed
in the avalanche.
Tch! You're uncle's apprentice.
You'll whip up a new one.
But I have not had much practice
at such complicated spells.
Tch! Piece of cake.
Come on, Jackie,
we're goin' head-hunting.
Uh, Jade,
perhaps you should remain here
and be tohru's apprentice.
Oh, right.
Hak foo's, like,
all mondo-mega- super-turbo-charged.
Way dangerous.
Yes, it is.
So,
do you want a piece of uncle?
I will just require
my other pieces first.
If you ever want to
see your pieces again,
surrender the location
of the ox power.
Very well.
You may find what
you are looking for
in a secret place,
very close to...
[Blows a raspberry]
Fool! The orb of q'uan lo
will reveal your secrets,
exposing those thoughts
you hold most dear.
Mung bean sandwich?
Uncle is hungry.
Ha ha!
I shall peel back the layers.
What is this?
[Cries]
Your destiny, evil one.
Pah! I shall travel deeper
into the recesses of your mind.
Yeeeees!
Zhen!
Retrieve the power.
And, finally, a new cowbell.
Nothing happened.
[Gasps]
Sir, you are crazy if you think
big mouth hak foo
will obtain ox power.
Oh? And who will stop him?
Jackie!
Your nephew has
already demonstrated
that he is no match for
my most savage warrior.
Why has your incessant mouth
suddenly grown silent?
[Imitates uncle] Uh,
one more thing...
Who am I kidding?
Gan! Ren! Chui!
Stop chan!
Who, us?
Why don't you ask
your precious hak foo?
Why don't I turn you inside out?
We're on it!
You say, "jump"...
We say, "how high?".
Jackie, you are going wrong way!
I know where I am going. Wha!
See? Wrong way!
Aah!
Uncle: Stop my head!
Aiyaaah!
Jackieeeee!
My ball!
Catch!
Jackieeee!
Hhbbrrrbbb!
Are you trying to
give uncle headache?
I am trying to release you!
The orb is magic!
Magic must open magic!
[Sighs] Of course it does.
Now, don't worry, t.
The tenth try is usually the charm.
You did it, tohru!
No. It should only glow
when the power is near.
[Both sigh] Ohhh...
Duh!
Unc hid the power
the last place anyone
would think of looking!
Himself!
You did do it, tohru!
We did it.
Hak foo: Happy time...
Is over.
Leave uncle alone!
No!
Uncle,
why does hak foo have your body?
Because that is where the
power of the ox resides.
Of course it is.
Sensei, are you all right?
Does uncle look all right?!
Quickly, tohru,
you must find a spell to release me!
Uh... m-me?
But isn't it Jackie's
turn to cast a spell?
Jackie must retrieve the
rest of uncle from hak foo!
[Gulp] Yes, I must.
Do you have the old man?
Indeed, master.
Good. My Patience wears thin.
You will pay for your
cleverness, good wizard,
for once I absorb
the power within you,
I shall see to it
that your spirit head
has nowhere to return.
Tohru: Uh...
One pair of dried bat wings.
Check!
Uh... One cedar leaf.
Check.
3 spines of urchin.
Uncle: 3 spines?!
Do you want uncle's
head to explode?
But the spell book says...
Book is only a guide!
Good chi wizard
makes spell his own!
[Groans] Oh...
[Daolon chanting]
Uh... Wait, uh... Time out!
Look at yourself, hak foo!
Daolon has made you his lackey...
His slave.
Is this really how you want to be...
a freak?
Yes.
Rrrahhh!
Daahh!
[Cough, cough, cough]
Pah!
One more thing...
Be sure cauldron
bubbles at proper rate.
One more thing...
Do not forget to
channel good chi.
One more thing...
Do not rush chanting!
Release the talking head already
before he comes up
with 3 more things!
[Inhales]
[Chanting]
[Chanting]
Why could uncle not have
transferred the super-strength
to my body?
Shall I... Make a wish?
Hot chaaaa!
Huh?!
Pffft!
Hello!
And goodbye!
Aah!
Who wants a piece of uncle?
Aah!
Tyrannosaurus swats fly!
Bbblllbb!
Volcano blows top!
Uncle: One more thing...
Aah!
What do you know? He does poof!
Hey! Welcome to loserville.
Aw, don't look so sad, big guy.
Yeah. You're one of us now.
[Growls] Shut up!
Strength cannot withstand heat.
Tohru: Daolon wong!
Go, chi wiz!
Well, muscles...
Perhaps we should get your
super-strength back to section 13
while the going is good.
I will transfer the
power back into the ox
with tohru's help.
My apprentice will make
a fine wizard some day.
[Scurrying sound]
[Chuckles] Yes...
Some day.
Hey, Jackie,
how do you control your anger?
I always forgive somebody.
But when I'm young,
no, I'm not...
They harm me, I harm them back.
The whole day...
[Breathing hard] "This guy..."
No. Right now I just...
Forget it.
I really control my anger.