Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 2, Episode 20 - The Return of the Pussycat - full transcript
Jackie and Uncle are supposed to explore an underground city the same night as Jade's theatrical debut. Jade's upset that no one will be there to see her perform, and comes up with a solution. An ancient evil is freed from the underground city seeking revenge on the descendants of the one who imprisoned it.
(Gasps) Ah!
Is it Halloween already?
You forgot, didn't you?
Tonight's the school play.
I'm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!
It's my big debut!
Oh, I am sorry, Jade,
bu the university
asked uncle and me
to explore the subterranean
city underneath the streets.
Uh-huh.
No, it's true.
A recent tremor has
opened a passageway
to parts of San Francisco
which have been buried
since the 1906 earthquake.
Another tremor may collapse
the passageway at any moment,
so there's not much time.
But... My play.
Oh, I am sorry.
I would rather see your play,
but I have to do this now.
And I cannot be in 2
places at the same time.
Uh, that's ok. I understand.
Your work is pretty important.
Huh?
Why do I need the
tiger talisman?
2 jackies can be in
2 places at once.
(Stretching) Ahh!
All right! The tiger is free.
Free to be me!
Ahh!
You know how lame it is
being trapped in the
same body with him?
Oh, no! This is a big mistake!
We should not be 2 jackies.
See what I mean?
Outta my way... pussycat!
I am very disappointed in
you, Jade.
You know that playing
with magic is a no-no.
Ha! A no-no?
Oh, no!
Say it ain't so!
We should turn ourselves back
into one Jackie right away.
Not gonna happen.
Uncle: Jackie, open the door!
This bag is heavy!
Uncle! He will agree with me.
No! He'll see you guys!
Open up!
Uncle is not in a mood for games!
(Doorknob rattles)
Uncle: Jackie!
Where is Jackie?
I thought I heard him.
Um... He's packing.
So, uncle, did you pick up
my cape from the klean-o-Max?
Cape? What cape?
Tch! The school play!
If I don't have a cape,
my big debut will be ruined!
I'll be ruined!
Everything will be ruined!
Ok, ok!
You are making my brain hurt.
Tell Jackie to be ready for
our journey when I return.
Deal.
Nice save, jadester.
Our journey?
Uncle's going underground, too?
Isn't anyone gonna come see
me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
I would love to!
Oh, the theater, the theater!
Uh-oh. No way I'm showing
up at school with him.
I know exactly how you feel.
Good! Come on!
Huh? But what about me?
Uncle: Jackie!
You are still not ready?
We are going to go now!
And why did you not tell me
that you already
picked up Jade's cape?
I have no idea what
you are talking about.
(Gasp)
A city suspended in time.
"The bizzaritorium"?
I have read about this place.
It is a museum of strange
things from around the world.
Oof. Excuse me...
I'm free...
To be me!
Amazing. Simply amazing!
Uncle!
What was that?!
"Spring-heel Jack."
Throughout history, there have
been many tales of a ravenous troll
who could leap great distances.
The founder of this
museum, Simon magus,
must have used magic to
capture the creature.
And now he is loose!
I'm so sorry, uncle!
I will put the Jack
back, right away!
Wha-ha!
Yoo-hoo! Mr. spring-heel Jack!
Excuse me!
I must ask you to
return to the museum.
Simon magus tried to stop me.
He gave me quite a run.
But I shall dine
on his descendants
one by one by... One.
Aah!
(Sniffing)
Are you helping magus?
A relative, perhaps?
(Sniff sniff)
No. I guess the two of you
are just a pair of saps.
Uncle, are you all right?
Do not worry about me.
Worry about the magus family.
They are in grave danger.
And so...
Dr. Jekyll believed
that he could separate the
good from the evil in man.
(Softly) Nice read, Simone.
With this potion,
I will prove my scientific
theories to the world!
But what if I'm wrong?
Heavens!
The results could be disastrous!
Come on, doc!
Pick up the pace!
Turn into Mr. Hyde and
terrorize the town already!
(Softly) You think
you could do better?
Don't mind if I do.
(Coughs and gags)
This tastes terrible.
(Gagging)
I shouldn't have
brought the tiger.
Spring-heel Jack:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(Sniffing)
Magus, magus, wherever you are,
spring-heel Jack
will not be far.
Ah hah hah hah hah!
Do not worry!
He's just, uh... My dog!
Well, that's one ugly dog.
(Sniff sniff sniff)
Jackie, do something!
Foolish mortals.
You won't capture me...
Which is more than can be
said for either of thee!
Spring-heel Jack
needs a time-out.
(Audience laughing)
Simone: Um, uh...
Dr. Jekyll wanted to be good,
but he soon lost
control of himself
to his evil side, uh, Mr. Hyde!
This potion is wonderful!
Evil Hyde is much cooler than
old goody-goody Jekyll! Ha ha ha!
(Audience laughs)
Uh, Jade, isn't that your uncle?
Uh... Maybe.
(Cell phone rings)
Jade, I accidentally released an
evil troll named spring-heel Jack.
Cool!
And he attacked uncle and me
and trapped us in a phone booth!
Not cool.
Spring-heel Jack is planning
to destroy innocent people.
We must stop him!
Don't worry. I'll get the tiger.
Psst! Tiger!
Uncle and the, uh,
pussycat need your help.
Sorry.
I'm busy with my big debut.
(Singsong) Ok...
But you're gonna miss out
on some butt-kicking action
all over an evil troll.
Hmm. Evil troll?
Big debut... Evil troll...
(Muttering in audience)
I'm on my way, brother.
Stay here.
Simone... (Whispering)
Due to some, uh,
technical difficulties,
we'll be taking a
short intermission.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
Yuck!
2 jackies? How long did you
plan to keep this secret?
I was not born yesterday!
Listen, unc. We don't have
time for long-winded lectures.
Where's the evil troll?
Crowd: Oh! Aah! Oh, look!
He went that way.
2 jackies equals
one big headache!
Aah! Oh, no!
(Whimpering)
(Sniffing) Stop your whining.
No need to bawl.
You're not a magus after all.
Hee-uhh!
Your head, it must be very thick
if you think I'll fall
from just one kick.
Catchy.
(Crack, crack)
Excuse me, Mr. spring-heel Jack?
Why don't we sit down
and talk about this
like gentlemen?
Back so soon? How can it be?
Your clothes aren't even watery.
Oh! Aah!
Do you enjoy being a meanie?
I'll confess... Yes!
Miss me?
There are 2 of you?
This could be trouble.
Perhaps I'm only seeing double!
(Groans) Sorry!
Jade: Need a hand?
I thought you were at the play.
Emergency intermission.
I couldn't miss a chance to
see the tiger àin action!
Ok.
Not ok!
Jade!
Oh! Uncle!
It's all my fault!
I snuck into section 13!
I took the tiger talisman.
I hid the halves in a potted plant.
I...
Save the acting for your play.
Deal. So what's the plan?
Help me find a net.
Spring-heel Jack
will be the winner
when I have the
maguses for dinner!
(Sniffs) Almost there.
No... wait!
Correction... (Sniff sniff)
A pure-blooded magus
in this direction!
Wait. Wait...
Now!
No nets or chains or heavy locks
will put this Jack
back in its box!
Imprisoned for a century,
but now I'm free, free to be me!
Buddy,
I know exactly how you feel.
You do, do you?
Can this be true?
Magus sounds like
a real party pooper
just like some people I know.
I was trapped, too,
but now that I'm free,
I want to stay free to be me!
Hmm... You're just like me.
And it would seem that you
and I should be a team!
What's in it for me?
Fame, fortune, fun!
Done!
This is terrible!
My dark side has gone over to...
The dark side!
Spring-heel: I smell
a magus to the east.
It won't be long
before we feast!
Enough is enough!
We need to reunite the jackies.
I will return with
the tiger talisman.
(Panting)
Brother! This is not right!
You should not be
helping spring-heel Jack!
Dude just wants to be free...
like me!
But he's a really bad, um,
Jack-thing, and you're...
Cool?
Not anymore.
Me, not cool?
Cool people don't help creeps.
At least that's what all
the cool people think.
Then that's what I think, too!
Hel-lo!
(Sniff sniff)
The magus soon will be in sight,
and we'll consume
them bite by bite.
Forget the we, Jack.
You're on your own!
Now, now.
What's this you're telling me?
You'd rather be my enemy?
Whatever.
That was cool!
Unsuccessful, but cool.
Ok, bro. Let's show this
troll what 2 jackies can do.
Follow those jackies!
Stay calm. Just makin' a movie.
Oh!
Driver: Oof!
Aah!
Number one and number 2,
I've had enough of both of you.
There's only one direction to go
to catch this jumping Jack.
Which way is that? Up.
Go, jackies! Roll the troll!
Oopsie. End of the line.
Aah! Aah!
(Commotion, screams)
(Sniffing)
At last, a magus is in sight,
and I shall quench my appetite.
Aah!
Spring-heel Jack?
My mama told me about you,
but I thought it
was just a story.
A story, yes, but it's all true.
I'm real, and I've come for you!
Aah!
Spring-heel Jack
is after Simone?
(Gasps) Simone magus!
Big giant duh!
Fiddle-Dee-Dee.
The girl belongs to me!
Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
You're the ones who
will be weeping.
I'm the one who'll
do the keeping!
Uncle!
Fee, fi, fo, fum.
Can you two really be this dumb?
Jackies! Catch!
All is fine. The magus is mine.
That's not all that's yours.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
I hope we didn't frighten you
by acting so ferocious.
Please forgive my other self.
His manners are atrocious!
This child must be made to pay
for what magus did
that fateful day.
Your sweet revenge
has just been soured.
I will not let her be devoured.
No, no, no! You cannot go!
(Clunk)
Jackies, help!
You! The nice one.
Tell us how to stop
your darker side.
Bind his legs so he will halt.
Then hit him with
a pinch of salt.
Ah! Salt I have.
Boy, talk about convenient.
Simone, hide in here!
Brother, help!
It's up to you!
No, we must be one, not 2.
I can assist with that.
A curse upon my lighter side.
He told the secret I would hide!
Without him,
you'd have never known
that salt will
turn me back to...
Stone.
Tiger, we must reunite.
For once,
I think you may be right.
I am me again! I am back!
And, ohh... My aching back.
Jade: Jack is back!
Don't forget, Jackie.
You promised to come see me
in the final performance of
Jekyll and Hyde àtomorrow.
Oh, Jade! I'm so sorry.
But I will be very busy
writing up my research
on the underground city,
and I cannot be
in 2 places at...
I will be there.
Hey, Jackie,
what kind of movies
do you like to see?
When I'm young,
I like only one kind of movie... action.
But now I become familiar.
I like drama.
I like American film,
Indian film, Iran, Iraq film,
uh, Germany film.
I have to look every film.
What is the bad things,
what is the good things... I have to know.
There's so many...
Good director around the world
we just not introduced.
If you like movie,
you should watch every film...
Cheap film, expensive
film, any kind of film.
Is it Halloween already?
You forgot, didn't you?
Tonight's the school play.
I'm Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde!
It's my big debut!
Oh, I am sorry, Jade,
bu the university
asked uncle and me
to explore the subterranean
city underneath the streets.
Uh-huh.
No, it's true.
A recent tremor has
opened a passageway
to parts of San Francisco
which have been buried
since the 1906 earthquake.
Another tremor may collapse
the passageway at any moment,
so there's not much time.
But... My play.
Oh, I am sorry.
I would rather see your play,
but I have to do this now.
And I cannot be in 2
places at the same time.
Uh, that's ok. I understand.
Your work is pretty important.
Huh?
Why do I need the
tiger talisman?
2 jackies can be in
2 places at once.
(Stretching) Ahh!
All right! The tiger is free.
Free to be me!
Ahh!
You know how lame it is
being trapped in the
same body with him?
Oh, no! This is a big mistake!
We should not be 2 jackies.
See what I mean?
Outta my way... pussycat!
I am very disappointed in
you, Jade.
You know that playing
with magic is a no-no.
Ha! A no-no?
Oh, no!
Say it ain't so!
We should turn ourselves back
into one Jackie right away.
Not gonna happen.
Uncle: Jackie, open the door!
This bag is heavy!
Uncle! He will agree with me.
No! He'll see you guys!
Open up!
Uncle is not in a mood for games!
(Doorknob rattles)
Uncle: Jackie!
Where is Jackie?
I thought I heard him.
Um... He's packing.
So, uncle, did you pick up
my cape from the klean-o-Max?
Cape? What cape?
Tch! The school play!
If I don't have a cape,
my big debut will be ruined!
I'll be ruined!
Everything will be ruined!
Ok, ok!
You are making my brain hurt.
Tell Jackie to be ready for
our journey when I return.
Deal.
Nice save, jadester.
Our journey?
Uncle's going underground, too?
Isn't anyone gonna come see
me be Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde?
I would love to!
Oh, the theater, the theater!
Uh-oh. No way I'm showing
up at school with him.
I know exactly how you feel.
Good! Come on!
Huh? But what about me?
Uncle: Jackie!
You are still not ready?
We are going to go now!
And why did you not tell me
that you already
picked up Jade's cape?
I have no idea what
you are talking about.
(Gasp)
A city suspended in time.
"The bizzaritorium"?
I have read about this place.
It is a museum of strange
things from around the world.
Oof. Excuse me...
I'm free...
To be me!
Amazing. Simply amazing!
Uncle!
What was that?!
"Spring-heel Jack."
Throughout history, there have
been many tales of a ravenous troll
who could leap great distances.
The founder of this
museum, Simon magus,
must have used magic to
capture the creature.
And now he is loose!
I'm so sorry, uncle!
I will put the Jack
back, right away!
Wha-ha!
Yoo-hoo! Mr. spring-heel Jack!
Excuse me!
I must ask you to
return to the museum.
Simon magus tried to stop me.
He gave me quite a run.
But I shall dine
on his descendants
one by one by... One.
Aah!
(Sniffing)
Are you helping magus?
A relative, perhaps?
(Sniff sniff)
No. I guess the two of you
are just a pair of saps.
Uncle, are you all right?
Do not worry about me.
Worry about the magus family.
They are in grave danger.
And so...
Dr. Jekyll believed
that he could separate the
good from the evil in man.
(Softly) Nice read, Simone.
With this potion,
I will prove my scientific
theories to the world!
But what if I'm wrong?
Heavens!
The results could be disastrous!
Come on, doc!
Pick up the pace!
Turn into Mr. Hyde and
terrorize the town already!
(Softly) You think
you could do better?
Don't mind if I do.
(Coughs and gags)
This tastes terrible.
(Gagging)
I shouldn't have
brought the tiger.
Spring-heel Jack:
Ha ha ha ha ha!
(Sniffing)
Magus, magus, wherever you are,
spring-heel Jack
will not be far.
Ah hah hah hah hah!
Do not worry!
He's just, uh... My dog!
Well, that's one ugly dog.
(Sniff sniff sniff)
Jackie, do something!
Foolish mortals.
You won't capture me...
Which is more than can be
said for either of thee!
Spring-heel Jack
needs a time-out.
(Audience laughing)
Simone: Um, uh...
Dr. Jekyll wanted to be good,
but he soon lost
control of himself
to his evil side, uh, Mr. Hyde!
This potion is wonderful!
Evil Hyde is much cooler than
old goody-goody Jekyll! Ha ha ha!
(Audience laughs)
Uh, Jade, isn't that your uncle?
Uh... Maybe.
(Cell phone rings)
Jade, I accidentally released an
evil troll named spring-heel Jack.
Cool!
And he attacked uncle and me
and trapped us in a phone booth!
Not cool.
Spring-heel Jack is planning
to destroy innocent people.
We must stop him!
Don't worry. I'll get the tiger.
Psst! Tiger!
Uncle and the, uh,
pussycat need your help.
Sorry.
I'm busy with my big debut.
(Singsong) Ok...
But you're gonna miss out
on some butt-kicking action
all over an evil troll.
Hmm. Evil troll?
Big debut... Evil troll...
(Muttering in audience)
I'm on my way, brother.
Stay here.
Simone... (Whispering)
Due to some, uh,
technical difficulties,
we'll be taking a
short intermission.
Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you!
Yuck!
2 jackies? How long did you
plan to keep this secret?
I was not born yesterday!
Listen, unc. We don't have
time for long-winded lectures.
Where's the evil troll?
Crowd: Oh! Aah! Oh, look!
He went that way.
2 jackies equals
one big headache!
Aah! Oh, no!
(Whimpering)
(Sniffing) Stop your whining.
No need to bawl.
You're not a magus after all.
Hee-uhh!
Your head, it must be very thick
if you think I'll fall
from just one kick.
Catchy.
(Crack, crack)
Excuse me, Mr. spring-heel Jack?
Why don't we sit down
and talk about this
like gentlemen?
Back so soon? How can it be?
Your clothes aren't even watery.
Oh! Aah!
Do you enjoy being a meanie?
I'll confess... Yes!
Miss me?
There are 2 of you?
This could be trouble.
Perhaps I'm only seeing double!
(Groans) Sorry!
Jade: Need a hand?
I thought you were at the play.
Emergency intermission.
I couldn't miss a chance to
see the tiger àin action!
Ok.
Not ok!
Jade!
Oh! Uncle!
It's all my fault!
I snuck into section 13!
I took the tiger talisman.
I hid the halves in a potted plant.
I...
Save the acting for your play.
Deal. So what's the plan?
Help me find a net.
Spring-heel Jack
will be the winner
when I have the
maguses for dinner!
(Sniffs) Almost there.
No... wait!
Correction... (Sniff sniff)
A pure-blooded magus
in this direction!
Wait. Wait...
Now!
No nets or chains or heavy locks
will put this Jack
back in its box!
Imprisoned for a century,
but now I'm free, free to be me!
Buddy,
I know exactly how you feel.
You do, do you?
Can this be true?
Magus sounds like
a real party pooper
just like some people I know.
I was trapped, too,
but now that I'm free,
I want to stay free to be me!
Hmm... You're just like me.
And it would seem that you
and I should be a team!
What's in it for me?
Fame, fortune, fun!
Done!
This is terrible!
My dark side has gone over to...
The dark side!
Spring-heel: I smell
a magus to the east.
It won't be long
before we feast!
Enough is enough!
We need to reunite the jackies.
I will return with
the tiger talisman.
(Panting)
Brother! This is not right!
You should not be
helping spring-heel Jack!
Dude just wants to be free...
like me!
But he's a really bad, um,
Jack-thing, and you're...
Cool?
Not anymore.
Me, not cool?
Cool people don't help creeps.
At least that's what all
the cool people think.
Then that's what I think, too!
Hel-lo!
(Sniff sniff)
The magus soon will be in sight,
and we'll consume
them bite by bite.
Forget the we, Jack.
You're on your own!
Now, now.
What's this you're telling me?
You'd rather be my enemy?
Whatever.
That was cool!
Unsuccessful, but cool.
Ok, bro. Let's show this
troll what 2 jackies can do.
Follow those jackies!
Stay calm. Just makin' a movie.
Oh!
Driver: Oof!
Aah!
Number one and number 2,
I've had enough of both of you.
There's only one direction to go
to catch this jumping Jack.
Which way is that? Up.
Go, jackies! Roll the troll!
Oopsie. End of the line.
Aah! Aah!
(Commotion, screams)
(Sniffing)
At last, a magus is in sight,
and I shall quench my appetite.
Aah!
Spring-heel Jack?
My mama told me about you,
but I thought it
was just a story.
A story, yes, but it's all true.
I'm real, and I've come for you!
Aah!
Spring-heel Jack
is after Simone?
(Gasps) Simone magus!
Big giant duh!
Fiddle-Dee-Dee.
The girl belongs to me!
Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
You're the ones who
will be weeping.
I'm the one who'll
do the keeping!
Uncle!
Fee, fi, fo, fum.
Can you two really be this dumb?
Jackies! Catch!
All is fine. The magus is mine.
That's not all that's yours.
Huh?
Uh-oh.
I hope we didn't frighten you
by acting so ferocious.
Please forgive my other self.
His manners are atrocious!
This child must be made to pay
for what magus did
that fateful day.
Your sweet revenge
has just been soured.
I will not let her be devoured.
No, no, no! You cannot go!
(Clunk)
Jackies, help!
You! The nice one.
Tell us how to stop
your darker side.
Bind his legs so he will halt.
Then hit him with
a pinch of salt.
Ah! Salt I have.
Boy, talk about convenient.
Simone, hide in here!
Brother, help!
It's up to you!
No, we must be one, not 2.
I can assist with that.
A curse upon my lighter side.
He told the secret I would hide!
Without him,
you'd have never known
that salt will
turn me back to...
Stone.
Tiger, we must reunite.
For once,
I think you may be right.
I am me again! I am back!
And, ohh... My aching back.
Jade: Jack is back!
Don't forget, Jackie.
You promised to come see me
in the final performance of
Jekyll and Hyde àtomorrow.
Oh, Jade! I'm so sorry.
But I will be very busy
writing up my research
on the underground city,
and I cannot be
in 2 places at...
I will be there.
Hey, Jackie,
what kind of movies
do you like to see?
When I'm young,
I like only one kind of movie... action.
But now I become familiar.
I like drama.
I like American film,
Indian film, Iran, Iraq film,
uh, Germany film.
I have to look every film.
What is the bad things,
what is the good things... I have to know.
There's so many...
Good director around the world
we just not introduced.
If you like movie,
you should watch every film...
Cheap film, expensive
film, any kind of film.