Jackie Chan Adventures (2000–2005): Season 1, Episode 8 - Tough Break - full transcript
Jackie gets the Rat Talisman. When he returns he slips on one of Jade's toys, and breaks his leg. Jade tries to make amends by helping him, and accidentally discovers the power of the Rat Talisman.
Sold for $200.
The next item up for
auction is a porcelain lamp
featuring, well,
an unusual rat motif.
What am I bid for this piece?
$100.
Do I hear 150?
200.
Smashing. Do I hear...
250!
- 300.
- 350.
- 4!
- 500.
- 6!
- 7!
- 8!
- 9!
1,000.
2,000.
That's all I got, tohru.
Think they take nunchucks?
$2,000.
Going once...
Going twice...
Sold for...
Aah!
I'm sorry.
I'll send you a check, ok?
Huh?!
Unh! Oh!
This building
should be condemned.
Whoa-oh!
Unh!
Hmm...
Hey! My hat!
This area's restricted!
We're blowin' up the... oof!
Whaaaaa!
Yes! Yes!
Noooo!
Another train wreck, Jackie?
Uh, I was going to ask
you the same thing.
Do baboons live here?
Jade, you must learn
to clean up after...
You've got it, Jackie-o.
Tell ya what...
I'll clean the whole place,
and you can reward me
with, oh...
I don't know,
a turbo troll?
You already have one of those.
Uh-uh! I have gnomekop.
Turbo troll is his mortal enemy,
and if I get both of them,
they'll fight each other.
Everyone's collecting
them, Jackie.
Can I please have one, please?
Mmm, we'll talk about it
when you finish cleaning.
[Chuckling to himself]
Gnomekop: Gnome power!
Jackie: Oof!
[Gasps] Gnomekop!
Must find turbo troll.
Must find turbo troll.
[Sighs in relief] It's
ok, Jackie.
Nothing's broken.
Oh-ohhhh...
Jackie?
Ooh! Ah!
Ow! Ooh!
Run down the side of an
exploding building...
No problem!
But step on a child's toy,
break your bones.
Wah ha ha ha!
Sounds like a Chinese proverb...
Oh! It's all my fault.
Huh! Jackie is young and strong.
He will heal quickly.
Accidents happen, Jade.
But do you now see the
importance of tidiness?
I'll make it up to you, Jackie.
I promise.
How's my patient?
Ha! According to uncle,
strong enough to
do his research.
Hey, who knows? Maybe this rat
is the heal-a-broken-leg talisman.
Hmm.
All tidy. Not a toy in sight.
Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!
Must find turbo tr...
[nervous laugh]
The power of the rat
brings motion to the motionless.
Hmm...
Need anything?
Uh, no. Thank you.
Warm up your tea?
I just need quiet so
I can concentrate.
I'll just fluff your pillow.
Ooh!
Nice and fluffy.
Uh, Jade,
I can take care of myself.
Remember, within every
weakness lies strength.
Whatever you say, Jackie.
Here. Let's just move you a
little closer to the desk.
Oww! Sorry!
Waa-aah! Aah!
Jade: Sorry!
Turbo troll!
Towels! Towels!
Belt blaster!
Jade: You sure you're ok?
I'm fine.
Ah, where's the talisman?
[Gasps]
Man on p.A.: Full alert!
Intruder in the compound!
Full alert!
And when we came back,
the lock was melted,
and the talisman was gone.
The dark hand...
They've located us.
Black to vault, report!
Condition blue, sir.
The other talismans are secure...
So far.
This is all my fault, too.
If I hadn't spilled
that stupid tea...
I'm gonna find...
Gnomekop?!
Must find turbo troll!
Whoa.
Who goes there?
You've never said that before.
Come here, you. Hey!
Jade!
- Aah!
- Whoa!
Leg, leg...
Jackie, something's wrong
with gnomekop. He's...
Please, Jade. I've had all the
gnomekop I want for one day.
- Jackie!
- Gnome power!
Ohh!
Aah! Whoa!
I know where you live!
That toy should be
taken off the market.
I tried to tell you.
He's not just a toy anymore.
He's alive! Alive!
Oh, what do you mean, he's...
[gasps] Motion to
the motionless.
Weird talisman power, huh?
We found nothing in the
debris, master.
The rat talisman
is the key to my
freedom, valmont.
It will reanimate me
into flesh and blood.
Ooh. You mean you'd get back
all your dragon
powers and stuff.
No. Shendu will still
require the other talismans
and our continued
assistance for that.
Judging my experience,
I will remain in this
petrified state forever,
and you will never lay your eyes
on the lost treasure
of ching shian.
2 words...
Mouse hunt.
And the talisman
must've dropped inside
and transformed the toy into a
living, breathing thing.
Jackie, when you fell,
did you hit your head?
Captain black, look!
Yeah, he was right behind you.
Of course he was, Jackie.
Jade, no!
Gotcha! Unh!
[Embarrassed laugh]
Loose thread.
All gone.
Thank you, Jade.
Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!
Turbo troll...
[Jackie and Jade grunting]
That phone booth is not
wheelchair accessible.
Oh, you! Don't move!
Unngghh!
Stay back, Jade.
No, Jackie.
You have a broken leg.
And gnomekop is
my responsibility.
Eee-yeow!
Got you!
Belt blaster! Whoa!
Aah!
Sorry.
Stop.
Gnome power! Unh!
[Gasps]
Jackie!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Jackie!
Brakes. Brakes, brakes, brakes!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Whaaah!
Oof!
Oh. [Panting]
Whew.
Gnomekop?
I can't escape you.
[Gasps]
Hang on, Jackie!
Sorry. I'll bring it back.
Thank you.
Jackie!
Unh!
How's the leg?
Where is turbo troll,
scourge of the elfin realm?
Uhh! Enemy mine!
There he is, Jackie!
Jackie?!
Unh! Unh! Coming!
Turbo troll?!
[Gasps]
A battalion!
Why would he come to the mall?
Maybe he's a mall rat?
Gnomekop: Must
destroy turbo troll!
[All shouting at once]
Grrr! Rrr!
Gnome power!
Ohh! Come on!
Conceal me, brothers.
Oh, my gosh! Turbo troll
captured the gnome Princess!
That cad will pay!
Gnome power!
He's crazy.
He could hurt someone.
Yeah! Like you!
[Yelling]
Aah! Oof!
Jackie!
Huh?
[Struggling]
Troll armies are amassing.
Gnomekop must be liberated!
What is it going on about?
Turbo troll is
gnomekop's archenemy.
See, the emperor of
troll castle hates gnomes
'cause gnomes possess magic
from the great crystal,
so gnomekop uses
his power belt to...
[Nervous chuckle]
I, uh, collect 'em.
Shendu: Enough of
sprites and fairies.
The talisman, valmont.
Yaaugh!
Gnomekop escaped the
bald-headed giant's fortress.
He will escape you as well.
Baldheaded giant?
Could he mean captain black?
Does it matter?!
Give me the talisman!
Shendu, if this gnome
escaped from section 13,
then perhaps it
can lead us there.
[Hissing sigh]
The other talismans.
Mighty warrior,
we just received word that turbo troll
has claimed the baldheaded
giant's fortress
as his stronghold.
Aarrrhh!
I will have his head!
No sign of him.
Sure does a lot of
damage for a runt.
Jackie!
[Sniffing]
He's going down...
Whoa! Shh!
Look.
He's retracing his steps.
But they'll follow him
back to section 13.
I'll warn captain black.
You do that.
He'll love the part
about the dark hand
teaming up with a magic gnome.
Well, do you have a better idea?
Remember that turbo
troll I've been wanting?
Jade: Psst!
Yaah!
Turbo troll rules!
Must destroy turbo troll!
You sure Chucky ain't lost?
Jade: Yaa-aa-aaugh!
Aaarrr!
Here he comes.
[Grunting and groaning]
[Nervous laugh]
Oh, no!
Turbo troll is near.
You wanna sign my cast?
Leave him alone!
He's disabled!
Waaah!
Ohh! Jade: Jackie!
[Gasp]
Have a nice swim, chan.
Hope you haven't
eaten for an hour.
Jackie!
You, fan boy...
The doll.
[Sniffing]
Turbo troll is near.
Argh! Unh!
Hey!
Gnome power!
Here he is...
And there he goes.
Huh?
Whoa... Wha?
Ow! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!
Hang on, Jackie!
[Panting]
Jade!
Jade?
Aah!
Oh! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!
Whoa.
Whaaah!
[Whistling]
Here, boy.
Gnomes can't swim.
Jackie: Jade,
remove the talisman.
Argh!
Unhand me, giant!
Oh-aaah!
Jackie!
Whoa!
Gnome power!
Waa-aa-aa-aa-
aa-aa-oh!
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Oh. Unh... Unh...
Not again.
Your majesty, king of gnomes...
- Come here!
- No!
I'm sorry. I'll bring these back.
Thank you-ooo!
Gotcha! Ooh!
Gnome power!
Aah!
No way.
Where is turbo troll?
In his pants.
Must destroy turbo troll!
No! No!
No-o-o-o-o!
Run away!
We must retrieve the talisman.
You're kidding, right?
Jade: So while Jackie
distracted giant gnomekop,
I climbed up top,
crawled inside his mouth,
and got the talisman.
You did very well, Jade.
Yeah, except for the part
where I slipped and fell off
and landed on Jackie.
Oh...
Agreed.
Oh!
Puuh!
Jackie is young and strong.
He will heal quickly.
Hey, Jackie, have you been seriously
hurt doing your own stunts?
Yes. So many times.
My eyes, my face,
shoulder...
Nose 3 times...
Elbow, elbow...
Cannot remember.
My jaws, knees, knees.
Cut. Ankle, ankle.
All of my teeth gone.
I hurt. Cannot remember.
Cannot remember.
But most important,
you remember.
Don't do any dangerous
stunt at home.
Only in the movies.
The next item up for
auction is a porcelain lamp
featuring, well,
an unusual rat motif.
What am I bid for this piece?
$100.
Do I hear 150?
200.
Smashing. Do I hear...
250!
- 300.
- 350.
- 4!
- 500.
- 6!
- 7!
- 8!
- 9!
1,000.
2,000.
That's all I got, tohru.
Think they take nunchucks?
$2,000.
Going once...
Going twice...
Sold for...
Aah!
I'm sorry.
I'll send you a check, ok?
Huh?!
Unh! Oh!
This building
should be condemned.
Whoa-oh!
Unh!
Hmm...
Hey! My hat!
This area's restricted!
We're blowin' up the... oof!
Whaaaaa!
Yes! Yes!
Noooo!
Another train wreck, Jackie?
Uh, I was going to ask
you the same thing.
Do baboons live here?
Jade, you must learn
to clean up after...
You've got it, Jackie-o.
Tell ya what...
I'll clean the whole place,
and you can reward me
with, oh...
I don't know,
a turbo troll?
You already have one of those.
Uh-uh! I have gnomekop.
Turbo troll is his mortal enemy,
and if I get both of them,
they'll fight each other.
Everyone's collecting
them, Jackie.
Can I please have one, please?
Mmm, we'll talk about it
when you finish cleaning.
[Chuckling to himself]
Gnomekop: Gnome power!
Jackie: Oof!
[Gasps] Gnomekop!
Must find turbo troll.
Must find turbo troll.
[Sighs in relief] It's
ok, Jackie.
Nothing's broken.
Oh-ohhhh...
Jackie?
Ooh! Ah!
Ow! Ooh!
Run down the side of an
exploding building...
No problem!
But step on a child's toy,
break your bones.
Wah ha ha ha!
Sounds like a Chinese proverb...
Oh! It's all my fault.
Huh! Jackie is young and strong.
He will heal quickly.
Accidents happen, Jade.
But do you now see the
importance of tidiness?
I'll make it up to you, Jackie.
I promise.
How's my patient?
Ha! According to uncle,
strong enough to
do his research.
Hey, who knows? Maybe this rat
is the heal-a-broken-leg talisman.
Hmm.
All tidy. Not a toy in sight.
Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!
Must find turbo tr...
[nervous laugh]
The power of the rat
brings motion to the motionless.
Hmm...
Need anything?
Uh, no. Thank you.
Warm up your tea?
I just need quiet so
I can concentrate.
I'll just fluff your pillow.
Ooh!
Nice and fluffy.
Uh, Jade,
I can take care of myself.
Remember, within every
weakness lies strength.
Whatever you say, Jackie.
Here. Let's just move you a
little closer to the desk.
Oww! Sorry!
Waa-aah! Aah!
Jade: Sorry!
Turbo troll!
Towels! Towels!
Belt blaster!
Jade: You sure you're ok?
I'm fine.
Ah, where's the talisman?
[Gasps]
Man on p.A.: Full alert!
Intruder in the compound!
Full alert!
And when we came back,
the lock was melted,
and the talisman was gone.
The dark hand...
They've located us.
Black to vault, report!
Condition blue, sir.
The other talismans are secure...
So far.
This is all my fault, too.
If I hadn't spilled
that stupid tea...
I'm gonna find...
Gnomekop?!
Must find turbo troll!
Whoa.
Who goes there?
You've never said that before.
Come here, you. Hey!
Jade!
- Aah!
- Whoa!
Leg, leg...
Jackie, something's wrong
with gnomekop. He's...
Please, Jade. I've had all the
gnomekop I want for one day.
- Jackie!
- Gnome power!
Ohh!
Aah! Whoa!
I know where you live!
That toy should be
taken off the market.
I tried to tell you.
He's not just a toy anymore.
He's alive! Alive!
Oh, what do you mean, he's...
[gasps] Motion to
the motionless.
Weird talisman power, huh?
We found nothing in the
debris, master.
The rat talisman
is the key to my
freedom, valmont.
It will reanimate me
into flesh and blood.
Ooh. You mean you'd get back
all your dragon
powers and stuff.
No. Shendu will still
require the other talismans
and our continued
assistance for that.
Judging my experience,
I will remain in this
petrified state forever,
and you will never lay your eyes
on the lost treasure
of ching shian.
2 words...
Mouse hunt.
And the talisman
must've dropped inside
and transformed the toy into a
living, breathing thing.
Jackie, when you fell,
did you hit your head?
Captain black, look!
Yeah, he was right behind you.
Of course he was, Jackie.
Jade, no!
Gotcha! Unh!
[Embarrassed laugh]
Loose thread.
All gone.
Thank you, Jade.
Gnomekop: Must find turbo troll!
Turbo troll...
[Jackie and Jade grunting]
That phone booth is not
wheelchair accessible.
Oh, you! Don't move!
Unngghh!
Stay back, Jade.
No, Jackie.
You have a broken leg.
And gnomekop is
my responsibility.
Eee-yeow!
Got you!
Belt blaster! Whoa!
Aah!
Sorry.
Stop.
Gnome power! Unh!
[Gasps]
Jackie!
Whoa-oh-oh!
Jackie!
Brakes. Brakes, brakes, brakes!
- Whoa!
- Whoa!
Whaaah!
Oof!
Oh. [Panting]
Whew.
Gnomekop?
I can't escape you.
[Gasps]
Hang on, Jackie!
Sorry. I'll bring it back.
Thank you.
Jackie!
Unh!
How's the leg?
Where is turbo troll,
scourge of the elfin realm?
Uhh! Enemy mine!
There he is, Jackie!
Jackie?!
Unh! Unh! Coming!
Turbo troll?!
[Gasps]
A battalion!
Why would he come to the mall?
Maybe he's a mall rat?
Gnomekop: Must
destroy turbo troll!
[All shouting at once]
Grrr! Rrr!
Gnome power!
Ohh! Come on!
Conceal me, brothers.
Oh, my gosh! Turbo troll
captured the gnome Princess!
That cad will pay!
Gnome power!
He's crazy.
He could hurt someone.
Yeah! Like you!
[Yelling]
Aah! Oof!
Jackie!
Huh?
[Struggling]
Troll armies are amassing.
Gnomekop must be liberated!
What is it going on about?
Turbo troll is
gnomekop's archenemy.
See, the emperor of
troll castle hates gnomes
'cause gnomes possess magic
from the great crystal,
so gnomekop uses
his power belt to...
[Nervous chuckle]
I, uh, collect 'em.
Shendu: Enough of
sprites and fairies.
The talisman, valmont.
Yaaugh!
Gnomekop escaped the
bald-headed giant's fortress.
He will escape you as well.
Baldheaded giant?
Could he mean captain black?
Does it matter?!
Give me the talisman!
Shendu, if this gnome
escaped from section 13,
then perhaps it
can lead us there.
[Hissing sigh]
The other talismans.
Mighty warrior,
we just received word that turbo troll
has claimed the baldheaded
giant's fortress
as his stronghold.
Aarrrhh!
I will have his head!
No sign of him.
Sure does a lot of
damage for a runt.
Jackie!
[Sniffing]
He's going down...
Whoa! Shh!
Look.
He's retracing his steps.
But they'll follow him
back to section 13.
I'll warn captain black.
You do that.
He'll love the part
about the dark hand
teaming up with a magic gnome.
Well, do you have a better idea?
Remember that turbo
troll I've been wanting?
Jade: Psst!
Yaah!
Turbo troll rules!
Must destroy turbo troll!
You sure Chucky ain't lost?
Jade: Yaa-aa-aaugh!
Aaarrr!
Here he comes.
[Grunting and groaning]
[Nervous laugh]
Oh, no!
Turbo troll is near.
You wanna sign my cast?
Leave him alone!
He's disabled!
Waaah!
Ohh! Jade: Jackie!
[Gasp]
Have a nice swim, chan.
Hope you haven't
eaten for an hour.
Jackie!
You, fan boy...
The doll.
[Sniffing]
Turbo troll is near.
Argh! Unh!
Hey!
Gnome power!
Here he is...
And there he goes.
Huh?
Whoa... Wha?
Ow! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!
Hang on, Jackie!
[Panting]
Jade!
Jade?
Aah!
Oh! Ow! Grrr! Grrr!
Whoa.
Whaaah!
[Whistling]
Here, boy.
Gnomes can't swim.
Jackie: Jade,
remove the talisman.
Argh!
Unhand me, giant!
Oh-aaah!
Jackie!
Whoa!
Gnome power!
Waa-aa-aa-aa-
aa-aa-oh!
Aah! Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
Oh. Unh... Unh...
Not again.
Your majesty, king of gnomes...
- Come here!
- No!
I'm sorry. I'll bring these back.
Thank you-ooo!
Gotcha! Ooh!
Gnome power!
Aah!
No way.
Where is turbo troll?
In his pants.
Must destroy turbo troll!
No! No!
No-o-o-o-o!
Run away!
We must retrieve the talisman.
You're kidding, right?
Jade: So while Jackie
distracted giant gnomekop,
I climbed up top,
crawled inside his mouth,
and got the talisman.
You did very well, Jade.
Yeah, except for the part
where I slipped and fell off
and landed on Jackie.
Oh...
Agreed.
Oh!
Puuh!
Jackie is young and strong.
He will heal quickly.
Hey, Jackie, have you been seriously
hurt doing your own stunts?
Yes. So many times.
My eyes, my face,
shoulder...
Nose 3 times...
Elbow, elbow...
Cannot remember.
My jaws, knees, knees.
Cut. Ankle, ankle.
All of my teeth gone.
I hurt. Cannot remember.
Cannot remember.
But most important,
you remember.
Don't do any dangerous
stunt at home.
Only in the movies.