Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 9 - Race to the Finish - full transcript

While Gadget takes Penny and Brain to drive out in the country, they were surprised by Cr. Claw. However, Gadget soon realizes this and helps his niece and dog. Then, Chief Quimby gives Gadget an assignment, it tells him that Dr.Claw is planning on participating a race which the winner takes a $10,000 prize. Dr.claw plans to use that money to finance crime. Gadget must enter the race not to win, but to make sure that Dr.Claw loses.

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO GADGET GO

♪ GO GADGET GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WOO HOO

WE'RE REALLY LUCKY
TO BE ABLE GO TO



THE METROPOLIS 500
UNCLE GADGET.

THANKS FOR TAKING
BRAIN AND ME

YOU'RE WELCOME PENNY.

I JUST WISH I COULD ENTER.

OF COURSE, THAT
WOULDN'T BE FAIR,

BUT I'D SURE WOULD LIKE THAT
WINNER-TAKES-ALL MILLION

DOLLAR PRIZE!

I WONDER IF DR.
CLAW MIGHT TRY FOR IT.

MAYBE THAT'S WHY THE
CHIEF SENT FOR YOU.

DR. CLAW! HA, HA, HA.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS PENNY.

LOOK!

IT'S RIGHT ON TOP OF US

WELL, THIS IS CERTAINLY
NOT SAFE DRIVING.



HURRY UP!

DON'T LET HIM
PASS UNCLE GADGET!

PENNY! I'M ASHAMED OF YOU.

A GOOD DRIVER
NEVER HOGS THE ROAD.

IT'S SAFE TO PASS NOW!

(SINGING) SAY HELLO
TO THE OPEN HIGHWAY.

GROWLLL

WHAT IS IT BRAIN?

MEOWWW AH OH!

UNCLE GADGET!

QUIET PENNY, GOOD DRIVING
TAKES TOTAL CONCENTRATION.

THE GADGET VAN IS AMAZING.

IT'S SO SMOOTH IT'S
LIKE RIDING ON AIR.

I'VE GOT A FUNNY FEELING.

I DIDN'T SEE
THAT TUNNEL COMING.

I'D BETTER TURN ON THE LIGHTS.

I THINK WE'RE IN
TROUBLE UNCLE GADGET.

MORE TROUBLE THEN YOU
THINK, LITTLE GIRL!

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA...

(SNICKERS)

BYE, BYE GADGET

THAT'S STRANGE, THIS
TUNNEL HAS A DOOR!

UNCLE, IT'S NOT A TUNNEL,
WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED!

DON'T BE SILLY, PENNY
OHHH!

UNCLE!

EEYOEWWWW GO, GO
GADGET UMBRELLA!

GO, GO GADGET COPTER!THIS
IS GETTING PRETTY SILLY.

GO, GO GADGET WINDSAIL!

GO, GO GADGET EMERGENCY!

I SHOULD CHECK MY
EQUIPMENT MORE OFTEN.

[telephone rings]
HUH?

THE TOP SECRET GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU CHIEF?

(MUFFLED) I'M UNDER YOU

YOU'RE WHERE?

GADGET! GET OFF OF ME.

JUST A MINUTE CHIEF.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU VERY WELL.

FOR THE LAST TIME
GADGET, GET OFF ME!

GOTCHA CHIEF.

RIGHT WAY.

SORRY CHIEF.

DIDN'T MEAN TO
DROP IN ON YOU LIKE THAT.

HA, HA, HA, HA.

HERE, READ THIS.

DR. CLAW HAS SECRETLY
ENTERED THE METROPOLIS 500.

IF HE WINS, HE WILL USE
THE MILLION DOLLARS

TO FURTHER FINANCE CRIME.

YOUR ASSIGNMENT IS TO ENTER
THE RACE AND MAKE SURE HE

DOESN'T WIN.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.

THANKS CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY!

UNCLE!

GADGET GO, GO
GADGET COPTER SPARE.

SO LONG CHIEF!

I'M COMING! GOTCHA!

THANKS, UNCLE GADGET!

O.K. JUMP!

HUMMM, NOW HOW DO WE GET
THE GADGET VAN OUT.

DOESN'T A TRAILER
HAVE A BACK DOOR?

AH HA! PENNY, I
THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

THANKS FOR THE IDEA,
PENNY, NOW OFF TO THE RACE!

SIGN, PLEASE!

CAN WE LOOK AROUND
WHILE YOU'RE SIGNING UP,

UNCLE GADGET?

O.K. PENNY BUT BE CAREFUL.

THANKS, I'VE GOT MY OWN PEN.

DARN!

I ALWAYS PUT IN TOO MUCH INK.

THIS WILL HELP IT.

UGH!

(GROANS ) LET'S SEE NOW.

RUFF RUFFF

WHAT IS IT BRAIN?

WHERE?

GOOD GOING BRAIN!

THAT'S THE TRUCK THAT
TRIED TO GET US THIS MORNING.

THAT MUST BE DR.
CLAW'S HIDEOUT.

WE'VE GOT TO
TELL UNCLE GADGET!

AH!

THIS MUST BE MY GARAGE.

UNCLE GADGET! UNCLE
GADGET WHRE ARE YOU?

WHAT'S HE DOING DOWN THERE?

HI PENNY.

I WAS JUST MAKING A
SLIGHT ADJUSTMENT.

WE'VE FOUND DR. CLAW!

DON'T BE SILLY PENNY.

DR. CLAW WOULDN'T
HIDE AROUND HERE.

NOT WHEN HE KNOWS
I'M ON THE JOB.

BUT...

PENNY I HAVE TO
FINISH MY WORK.

YOU RUN ALONG NOW.

I UNDERSTAND UNCLE.

COME ON, WE BETTER KEEP
AND EYE ON THAT GARAGE.

LOOK!

AH OH!

HE'S A MAD AGENT!

HE MIGHT BE UP TO
SOMETHING BRAIN.

FOLLOW HIM.

RUFF

HUH? NOW THERE'S A
SUSPICIOUS CHARACTER.

THAT DIDN'T TAKE VERY LONG.

GADGET ALWAYS
SPOTS HIS MAN!

(LAUGHING)

RUFF!

WHAT! HE'S SABOTAGING
THE OTHER CARS!

O.K LISTEN, AFTER HE DOES
IT YOU FIX IT.

GOT THAT?

JUST AS I THOUGHT.

HE'S PROBABLY TRYING TO
SABOTAGE THE OTHER CARS.

LET'S SEE, I DON'T
SEE ANY SABOTAGE.

(MUMBLING) I CAN'T
HEAR WHAT HE'S SAYING.

MAYBE I CAN GET CLOSER.

MY PLAN IS WORKING
PERFECTLY, MAD CAT.

BY SABOTAGING ALL THE OTHER
CARS I'M SURE TO WIN THE RACE.

(LAUGHS) MEOWWWWWW !

BAD NEWS BOSS.

GADGET IS SNOOPING AROUND!

WHAT!

NEVER MIND.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HIM MYSELF!

MEOWWWW

OH!

DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING?

THIS PHONEY PISTON
BOMB WILL GET 'EM.

HA, HA, HA, HA, HA

GRUFFF, GROWL RUFF.

GRRWHEW!

ON NO!

THAT GUY TOOK OFF
AN ENGINE PART.

I'LL FIX THAT.

THAT'S BETTER!

[EXPLOSION]

YEOWWWWWWOOOOOHH!

OH.

SOUNDS LIKE A BAD MUFFLER.

COME ON MAD CAT.

WE HAVE TO GO NOW.

(SNICKERING) WHAT HAVE I
TOLD YOU ABOUT LAUGHING !

(SNICKERING) WHEW!

I WONDER WHAT HE WAS
SO CHEERFUL ABOUT.

UH OH! SOMETHING TELLS ME
IT MAY BE HARDER TO GET OUT

THAN IT WAS TO GET IN.

WHAT'S THAT?

IT SMELLS LIKE KNOCKOUT GAS!

ARE YOU... ARE YOU... ARE YOU...
BRAIN!

RUFF RUFF!

HE STOPPED.

NOW'S MY CHANCE GO,
GO GADGET SPRING LEGS!

UMPH!

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!

STOP!

I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.

YIPES!

STOP THAT MAN!

HALT!

GRYULP!

SNIFF, SNIFF, SNIFF - GRROH!

IT TAKES MORE THAN A DOOR TO
KEEP INSPECTOR GADGET OUT!

YEOWWWWWWW!

TWO MINUTES TO RACE TIME.

OH, HMMMMM, WHAT HAPPENED!

I REMEMBER!

DR. CLAW TRAPPED ME IN HERE.

BUT WHY IS UNCLE GADGET
STICKING IN THE WALL?

JUST USING MY
HEAD, PENNY.

IN THE LINE OF DUTY.

GRUUUGHHHH!

THAT DOOR WAS A LOT
SOFTER THAN I THOUGHT.

UNCLE GADGET, LISTEN!

QUIET, PENNY, THERE'S
SOMETHING HAPPENING.

ONE MINUTE TO RACE TIME.

TAKE YOUR SEATS!

THE RACE IS STARTING.

THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE.

YEOWWWW,
YEOWWWWWWWWWW, UGHHHHHH!

WE'D BETTER GET
DOWN TO THE PITS,

WE'RE UNCLE GADGET'S CREW!

THE CARS ARE
LINED UP TWO ABREAST.

READY TO START.

EXCITMENT IS BUILDING.

AND WE'RE JUST SECONDS AWAY.

AND LOOK!

HERE COMES ONE
THE OF NEW ENTRIES.

NUMBER "M1" ENTERED BY
A MYSTERIOUS DRIVER,

DR. CLAWBERRY.

START YOUR ENGINES,
AND WINNER TAKES ALL!

HUH?

OH MY GOSH!

THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE

THERE'S ALWAYS A FIRST TIME.

HERE I COME READY OR NOT.

I'M SURE THE TRACK
IS JUST UP AHEAD.

LOOK OUT!

GET OUTTA THE WAY!

NOW I'M READY FOR ACTION!

AND THEY'RE OFF!

AND THE CARS ARE MOVING AWAY.

RUFF, RUFF!

COME ON UNCLE GADGET!

OH NO, DR. CLAW MUST HAVE
DOCTORED THE WHEELS.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A
RACE TO STIR THE BLOOD.

YA WHOOOO!

UNCLE!

PENNY...GET OFF OF
THIS RACE TRACK.

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER
COME IN FOR A SECOND.

DON'T BE SILLY... THE
RACE JUST STARTED!

I THINK YOU MUST
HAVE SOMETHING LOOSE.

WOWSERS!

PENNY, I THINK I'M
GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE

AN EMERGENCY PIT STOP.

GOOD IDEA!

IT'S REALLY
HEATING UP OUT THERE.

BUT THE BIG SURPRISE
IS CAR NUMBER "M1".

I DON'T KNOW HOW
HE'S DOING IT.

BUT HE'S REALLY MOVING UP.

IT'S EASY ISN'T IT MAD CAT?

MEOW!

OH, HARD LUCK.

FLAT TIRE.

WHAT'S THAT?

SOMEONE CATCHING UP?

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE.

I GUESS YOU'D
CALL THAT A BACKFIRE.

(LAUGHTER)

CAR "M1"
IS STILL MOVING UP.

IT LOOKS LIKE NOBODY IS
GOING TO GET NEAR IT TODAY!

GOOD AS NEW!

O.K.

YOU'RE READY UNCLE GADGET.

GO!

YEP!

CLEAR THE DECKS!

HUH?!

HUH?

OHHHH YEOWWWWWWWWW!

NOW I'M REALLY MOVING..

CAR #35 IS BACK ON THE TRACKS.

BACKWARDS ON THE
TRACKS, THAT IS.

WOWSERS!

I'M GETTING LEFT BEHIND.

THIS CALLS FOR AN
EVASIVE ACTION.

GO, GO GADGET MOBILE!

Announcer: LOOK
AT THAT CAR #35 GO,

IT'S REALLY MOVING.

IT'S GOING TO BE
A RACE AFTER ALL.

Dr. Claw: WHAT? GADGET!

OPEN THE BACKFIRE.

THAT CAR'S LEAKING.

A GOOD SPORTSMAN
WOULD PLUG IT UP FOR HIM.

AFTER ALL, WINNING
ISN'T EVERYTHING.

(COUGHING)

OH MY GOSH! THAT CAR'S ON FIRE.

I'D BETTER USE MY GADGET
SNOW GUN TO PUT IT OUT.

(COUGHING)

I'LL SAVE YOU ...

GO, GO GADGET SNOW GUN.

IT'S FULL OF DIRTY SNOW.
I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS!

HE'S WAVING THANK YOU!

THINK NOTHING OF
IT MY GOOD MAN.

GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE!

WE'RE HALFWAY THROUGH
AND OUR TWO LEADERS,

CAR "M1" AND 35
ARE IN THE PITS.

GOOD GOING UNCLE GADGET.

YOU GAVE DR. CLAW SOME
OF HIS OWN MEDICINE.

DR. CLAW!

WHERE?

OUT THERE!

IN THE RACE.

THERE YOU GO AGAIN.

I TOLD YOU PENNY, IT'S
ALL YOUR IMAGINATION.

I'VE SEEN SOME VERY SUSPICIOUS
CHARACTERS AROUND HERE LATELY.

BUT I WON'T BELIEVE DR.
CLAW IS HERE UNTIL I SEE HIM.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT...

BOSS YOU CAN DO IT..

OF COURSE.

ONCE I GET GADGET
OUT OF THE WAY.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO?

RIGHT!

WELL DO IT!

O.K.

GET READY TO GO.

EXCUSE ME SIR, SOFT DRINK?

GULP, GLUP, GULP.

THANKS, THAT WAS REFRESHING.

YOU'RE WELCOME

(LAUGHTER)

O.K. GO!

WHICH WAY DID HE GO?

WHEW!

AND THEY'RE OFF AGAIN.

THIS RACE IS EVEN,
THEY'RE SIDE BY SIDE.

THIS IS GOING TO BE A
RACE TO THE FINISH.

THAT'S RIGHT, GADGET'S FINISHED

(LAUGHTER)

(SNICKERING)

CAREFUL NOW, INSPECTOR.

YOU KNOW YOU SHOULDN'T DRINK
AND THEN DRIVE (LAUGHER)

Announcer: UH OH, SOMETHING
SEEMS TO BE WRONG WITH #35.

CALLING INSPECTOR GADGET.

COME IN.

ARE YOU THERE?

NO.

HE WENT OUT FOR LUNCH.

(LAUGHTER) WEEEEEEEEEEE...

OOHHHHHH...

LOOK AT ME, I
CAN DO A DOUGHNUT.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HIM!

RUFF, RUFF, RUFF

BRAIN, THIS IS
NO TIME FOR SOFTDRINKS.

WHAT!

UNCLE GADGET DRANK THIS?

RUFF RUFF

SOMEBODY'S PUT SOMETHING
FUNNY IN HIS DRINK!

HEE HAW, HEE HAW, HEE HAW.

I'M A DONKEY (LAUGHTER)

THERE'S ONLY ONE
CHANCE. I'M GOING TO

RUN THE GADGETMOBLE
WITH MY COMPUTER BOOK.

Announcer: IT' S JUST ABOUT
EVEN!

WHAT A RACE!

THEY'RE SIDE BY
SIDE, NECK AND NECK.

(LAUGHING)

OH NO YOU DON'T.

BLAST!

YOU'RE IN MY
SIGHTS NOW, GADGET!

I SEE THEM!

BLAST IT!

(LAUGHING) HICCUP!

Announcer: WHAT A RACE!

THERE'S JUST 1 LAP TO GO.

ENOUGH IS NOT ENOUGH.

THE ROCKET JETS!

BLAST OFF!

MEOW!

Announcer: HERE THEY COME,

AND FIRST OVER THE
FINISH IS CAR "M1"

THAT'S ME!

I WIN!
(LAUGHTER)

HOLD EVERYTHING, CAR "M1"
HAS BEEN DISQUALIFIED

FOR LEAVING THE GROUND!

WHAT!

WHAT!

MEOWWWWW!

Announcer: THE WINNER IS CAR
NUMBER 35,

THE GADGETMOBILE!

YEA, YEA, YEA!

WAIT A MINUTE FOLKS, CHIEF
QUIMBY SAYS CAR NUMBER 35 IS

ON OFFICIAL DUTY SO IT
CAN'T ACCEPT ANY PRIZES.

THE WINNER IS CAR 17!

GADGET DOES IT AGAIN!

YOU SAID IT CHIEF!

WHERE'S DR. CLAW?

HE'S UNDER ARREST!

RUFF, RUFF

I'LL BE BACK GADGET.
YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS.

YOU'LL PAY. I'LL GET YOU YET!

(SNORING)

I HOPE YOU WEREN'T
TOO DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THE

PRIZE UNCLE GADGET.

YOU DROVE A GREAT RACE!

YOU KNOW PENNY IT'S FUNNY,
BUT I DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING

ABOUT IT.

THAT IS FUNNY.

(LAUGHING) IT SURE IS.

BUT HERE'S SOMETHING
EVERYONE SHOULD REMEMBER.

ALWAYS BUCKLE YOUR SEAT BELTS
JUST LIKE ALL RACE DRIVERS DO.

AND DON'T BOTHER THE DRIVER.

DRIVING TAKES CONCENTRATION.

AND MOST OF ALL DON'T DRINK
STRANGE DRINKS BEFORE YOU GO

DRIVING.