Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 8 - Haunted Castle - full transcript
Dr. Claw tries to sabotage a crime fighter's convention held at Count Dracula's home in Transylvania.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- SO THIS IS TRANSYLVANIA.
- YES, PENNY, TRANSYLVANIA,
HOME OF THE LEGENDARY
COUNT DRACULA
AND OTHER GHOSTS,
GOBLINS, AND SPOOKS.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRAIN, PENNY?
- I THINK HE BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.
DON'T YOU, BRAIN?
- BOO!
- REOWW!
- SORRY, BRAIN.
I COULDN'T RESIST THAT.
[BRAIN GROWLING]
THESE ROADS ARE
AN ABSOLUTE MENACE.
GO, GO, GADGETMOBILE.
- HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
THIS NASTY
TRANSYLVANIAN ATMOSPHERE
IS GOOD FOR MY HEALTH.
OUR FRIEND
INSPECTOR GADGET APPROACHES.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.
- THERE.
THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOU.
- HMM, LOOKS LIKE
A BORDER CROSSING AHEAD.
- GRR!
- GOOD EVENING.
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- THAT BORDER GUARD
LOOKS A LOT LIKE COUNT DRACULA.
- OH, YES, OF COURSE, PENNY.
THEY DO IT ALL FOR
THE TOURISTS HERE.
- [EUROPEAN ACCENT]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- I'M GOING TO
A LAW-ENFORCEMENT CONVENTION
UP IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS.
- [REGULAR VOICE]
IS THAT SO?
EHH, I MEAN, UM...
[EUROPEAN ACCENT]
HOW INTERESTING.
- UNCLE GADGET, LOOK.
[MAN GRUNTING]
- VERY ENTERTAINING LITTLE SHOW
FOR THE TOURISTS.
VERY SCARY, EH, BRAIN?
- WE DO IT ALL FOR YOU.
HAVE NICE VISIT.
- WHILE I'M AT THE CONVENTION,
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS
SPECTACULAR SCENERY.
- I CAN'T SEE A THING.
- AS A MATTER OF FACT, PENNY,
NEITHER CAN I.
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THAT.
A LITTLE GADGET FIREWORKS
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
- I THINK I LIKED IT
BETTER WITH THE FOG.
- LET'S SEE...
THE SCREAMING TUNNEL...
BAT WING PEAK...
THE SKELETON PASS...
WE SHOULD BE
RIGHT...THERE.
- [CAW CAW]
- THE SKULL INN.
- IS THIS WHERE THEY'RE
HAVING THE CRIME FIGHTING
CONFERENCE?
- YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH
THE CHIEF. HE LOVES HIS SECRECY.
[BRAIN GRINDING TEETH]
- I MUST SAY, PENNY, THEY'VE
GONE TO GREAT EXPENSE
TO GET THE SPOOKY
ATMOSPHERE JUST RIGHT.
ANY OF THE OTHER
INSPECTORS HERE YET?
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
HEY, CHIEF! GREAT DISGUISE!
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTER]
- WHEW!
- WERE YOU FOLLOWED?
- [LAUGHS] WERE WE FOLLOWED?
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
THE CHIEF INVITES ME
TO A MOUNTAIN RESORT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
AND HE ASKS ME IF--WHOA!
- THIS IS SERIOUS, GADGET.
A FEW HOURS FROM NOW,
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
WILL BE HAVING
A SECRET CONFERENCE HERE.
YOU SEE THAT CASTLE?
THAT'S COUNT DRACULA'S
FORMER HOME.
- RIGHT. I SAW IT MENTIONED
HERE IN THE TOURIST BROCHURE.
"VISIT COUNT DRACULA'S
HAUNTED CASTLE."
- LATELY, THE VILLAGERS HAVE
BEEN HEARING VOICES UP THERE.
- CHIEF, THESE
LOCAL SUPERSTITIONS
ARE UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.
- READ THAT.
- "DR. CLAW
PLANNING TO SABOTAGE LAW
ENFORCEMENT CONVENTION.
"SUSPECT HE'S
IN DRACULA'S CASTLE.
"YOUR MISSION
IS TO GET CLAW BEFORE
HE GETS THE CONVENTION.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- OH!
[EXPLOSION]
OHHHH...
- SO, GADGET, I'LL
SHOW YOU SOME SIGHTS...
YOUR LAST! HA HA HA!
- [MEOW]
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLING]
- DR. CLAW WOULD NEVER
USE THIS PLACE AS A HIDEOUT.
- WHY NOT?
- WELL, FOR ONE THING, IT'S
TOO OBVIOUS.
- COMPANY APPROACHES.
TIME TO LAY OUT
MY WELCOME MAT.
HA HA HA!
HIT THE BUTTON,
M.A.D. CAT.
- OH, UNCLE GADGET,
LOOK OUT! THE ROAD!
- JUST A ROUGH PATCH, PENNY.
WE'LL BE OVER IT IN JUST
A MOMENT.
THESE COUNTRY ROADS.
- OH, NO!
- WITH THE GADGETMOBILE,
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
YIPE!
- UNCLE GADGET!
- I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
HMM.
- WHOA!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
- UNCLE GADGET, PLEASE!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
OOF!
- UNCLE GADGET, HURRY!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
UNCLE GADGET?
- I'M GOING TO PHONE
THE TOURIST BUREAU
AND COMPLAIN ABOUT
THESE ROADS.
- [CAW CAW]
- RUH-OH!
- COME ON, BRAIN.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU TWO ANYWAY?
- HE'S AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
- WELL, THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU
TO GET OVER THOSE
SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.
YOU SEE?
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF HERE.
I WONDER
WHERE THE TOUR GUIDE IS.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- YIPE! AAH!
- GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF, BRAIN!
YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE
A TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
- FRIGHTENED, MY FRIENDS?
HEH HEH HEH! HA HA!
IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'M SCARED, TOO, DR. CLAW.
I'VE BEEN HEARING NOISES
IN THIS PLACE ALL MORNING.
- ENOUGH! OOH!
YOU'RE AS BAD
AS THAT LITTLE GIRL AND HER DOG!
SET THE PLAN IN MOTION!
- I KEEP FEELING
SOMEONE IS WATCHING US.
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.
- NONSENSE, PENNY.
YOUR IMAGINATION
IS PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU.
BUT JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
LET'S GO AND CHECK
ALL THE CLOSETS.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- OK, BUT DON'T GET
TOO FAR AHEAD OF ME.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
- HMM. THIS DOOR
SEEMS TO BE LOCKED.
LET ME SEE HERE.
- DON'T, UNCLE GADGET.
- NONSENSE, PENNY. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST LOCKED BY MISTAKE.
MY GADGET SKELETON KEY
WILL UNLOCK IT IN A SNAP.
[RAIN AND THUNDER]
SEE? SO MUCH FOR GHOSTS.
SOME CARELESS PERSON
HAS LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN.
- AAH! OOH!
OOF!
[BRAIN SCREAMS]
- I KNOW YOU'RE
FRIGHTENED, BRAIN,
BUT TRY NOT TO BE SO CLUMSY.
THESE ARE PROBABLY PRICELESS
FAKE ARTIFACTS.
- COME UPSTAIRS
FOR A LITTLE VISIT.
THAT'S JUST WHERE I WANT YOU.
HO HO HO HO HO! HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET.
ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT GHOSTS
IS JUST SUPERSTITION.
- PRECISELY, PENNY.
AND THAT STUFF
ABOUT M.A.D. AGENTS
USING THIS PLACE AS
A HIDEOUT IS PREPOSTEROUS.
[WHISTLING]
- AAH!
- WILL YOU STOP THAT, BRAIN?
- WHAT NEXT?
- I'M NOT SURE, PENNY.
- WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO SEPARATE THEM, M.A.D. CAT.
- MEOW!
- REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS?
QUITE RIGHT.
INSPECTOR GADGET
LOVES SIMPLE CLUES.
- WOWSERS!
HMM, AN OLD TENNIS BALL.
MUST BE AN OLD
TENNIS COURT UPSTAIRS.
THINK I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK.
- I'M GOING, TOO,
UNCLE GADGET.
- NO, PENNY, I DON'T THINK
THAT WILL BE NECESSARY.
YOU AND BRAIN
CAN WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HMM. LOOKS AS IF THIS LEADS
TO THE TOWER.
FUNNY PLACE
FOR A TENNIS COURT.
- BRAIN, THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON AROUND HERE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND
THE BASEMENT.
[BRAIN BARKING]
NO. YOU KEEP AN EYE ON
UNCLE GADGET, O.K.?
IF YOU'RE
SO AFRAID OF GHOSTS,
MAYBE YOU'D BETTER DRESS AS ONE
AND THEN THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU.
- UGH.
[GROWLING]
[WOOF]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
- HE'S HEADING UP
THE STAIRS TOWARDS
YOU RIGHT NOW.
IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'M READY AS SOON AS HE COMES
THROUGH THE DOOR, DR. CLAW.
- A TENNIS BALL WITH
THE M.A.D. INSIGNIA
ROLLS DOWN THESE VERY
STAIRS. COINCIDENCE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
PERHAPS I MIGHT
JUST HAVE STUMBLED
ON THE HEADQUARTERS
OF THEIR TENNIS TEAM.
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF HERE.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A GHOST.
AND THIS IS JUST A--OHH!
WHAT'S THIS?
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
I'D BETTER CALL BRAIN.
[WATCH BEEPS]
PENNY TO BRAIN. COME IN.
BRAIN, I FOUND
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY
IN THE BASEMENT.
GET UNCLE GADGET QUICK
AND--OHH!
- HMM. IT MUST BE
A VERY SMALL TENNIS COURT.
WOWSERS!
AHA! SO THERE ARE M.A.D.
AGENTS HERE AFTER ALL.
ALL RIGHT. YOW!
- YOW!
- UGH.
YAAH!
[CRASH]
- OOF! UH! UH!
[WOOF]
BRAIN, YOU CRAZY CANINE.
FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A M.A.D. AGENT.
[WOOF WOOF]
WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
BRAIN, WAIT! AAH! OOF!
YAAH! YOW!
[CRASH]
PENNY'S DOWN HERE?
[WOOF]
HMM. LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
- WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE MOAT?
- WELL, UH...WELL, I, UH...
- WHAT HAPPENED TO GADGET?
- WELL, HE--UH, UM,
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?!
WHERE IS HE NOW?
- WELL, UH, I'M NOT
SURE, SIR. UH...
- NEVER MIND!
WELL, WELL. FEELING BRAVE,
ARE YOU, GADGET? HEH HEH.
WELL, BY ALL MEANS,
HAVE A LOOK AROUND
OUR CATACOMBS.
I'LL MAKE SURE
YOUR VENTURE ISN'T
TOO UNINTERESTING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
[BRAIN BARKING]
- UNCLE GADGET!
AM I EVER GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- NEVER FEAR. GADGET'S HERE.
HMM. LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF
PLACE A M.A.D. AGENT MIGHT
LIKE TO HIDE.
- MY MECHANICAL RODENT
WILL TRAP GADGET IN
A BLAZING INFERNO.
HA HA HA HA HA!
- AHA.
GO, GO, GADGET FINGER.
NOW LET'S GET
SOME FRESH AIR.
THIS SMOKE IS BAD
FOR OUR HEALTH.
I THINK
IT'S TIME TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS.
THERE'S NOBODY DOWN HERE.
- SO, GADGET, YOU THINK
YOU'VE ESCAPED.
- EH, DR. CLAW, IT'S KIND
OF SCARY DOWN HERE.
- ENOUGH! SURROUND OUR VISITORS
BEFORE THEY CAN
GET BACK UPSTAIRS.
- HMM, THIS MUST BE
THE WAY UPSTAIRS.
DON'T THESE DOORS
HAVE SECRET BUTTONS?
- YIKES!
- HUH?
[AGENT GROWLING]
[BRAIN SCREAMING]
- WHO-OA!
WE SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN INTO
THE WINE CELLAR, PENNY,
OR PERHAPS THE WINE PRESS.
- YAAH!
- RRARR!
- AHH! GADGET,
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
- UNCLE GADGET, THE WALLS
ARE CLOSING IN.
[BRAIN YELPS]
UNCLE, PLEASE!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
[WOOF WOOF]
- AAH!
- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
[ALARM]
- UNCLE, LOOK, A SWITCH.
- GO, GO, GADGET HAND!
WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
THE EXTENSION.
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
- DUH.
- NO! NO!
- WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?
[LASERS FIRING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- HUH? IT'S GADGET.
THERE MUST BE TROUBLE.
LET'S GO.
[SIRENS]
- HI THERE, BRAIN. WOULD YOU
MIND HITTING THAT SWITCH?
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
GADGET. NICE WORK.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS, CHIEF.
I THINK M.A.D. HAD A MINIATURE
TENNIS COURT UP THERE.
- OH? IS THAT SO?
[EXPLOSION]
LOOK!
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME.
NEVER!
- OH, UNCLE GADGET,
IT'S LIKE PARADISE UP HERE.
- YES. BUT ONE CARELESS MATCH
COULD TURN IT INTO
A DISASTER AREA. WE MUST BE
VERY CAREFUL WITH FIRE.
- BUT WHAT IF WE WERE CAMPING?
WE'D NEED A FIRE.
- WELL, I'D KEEP THE FIRE
VERY SMALL...
[MACHINE HUMMING]
AND HAVE A BUCKET
OF WATER NEARBY AT ALL TIMES.
- HOW DO YOU MAKE SURE IT'S OUT?
- WHEN NO SMOKE
OR GLOWING COALS ARE VISIBLE,
THEN YOU'RE SAFE TO WALK AWAY.
- I GUESS IT'S MUCH BETTER
TO PLAY IT SAFE.
- RIGHT, PENNY.
IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.
A FOREST TAKES A LIFETIME
TO GROW BACK AGAIN.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- SO THIS IS TRANSYLVANIA.
- YES, PENNY, TRANSYLVANIA,
HOME OF THE LEGENDARY
COUNT DRACULA
AND OTHER GHOSTS,
GOBLINS, AND SPOOKS.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BRAIN, PENNY?
- I THINK HE BELIEVES IN GHOSTS.
DON'T YOU, BRAIN?
- BOO!
- REOWW!
- SORRY, BRAIN.
I COULDN'T RESIST THAT.
[BRAIN GROWLING]
THESE ROADS ARE
AN ABSOLUTE MENACE.
GO, GO, GADGETMOBILE.
- HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!
THIS NASTY
TRANSYLVANIAN ATMOSPHERE
IS GOOD FOR MY HEALTH.
OUR FRIEND
INSPECTOR GADGET APPROACHES.
YOU KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE.
- THERE.
THAT OUGHT TO HOLD YOU.
- HMM, LOOKS LIKE
A BORDER CROSSING AHEAD.
- GRR!
- GOOD EVENING.
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- THAT BORDER GUARD
LOOKS A LOT LIKE COUNT DRACULA.
- OH, YES, OF COURSE, PENNY.
THEY DO IT ALL FOR
THE TOURISTS HERE.
- [EUROPEAN ACCENT]
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- I'M GOING TO
A LAW-ENFORCEMENT CONVENTION
UP IN YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUNTAINS.
- [REGULAR VOICE]
IS THAT SO?
EHH, I MEAN, UM...
[EUROPEAN ACCENT]
HOW INTERESTING.
- UNCLE GADGET, LOOK.
[MAN GRUNTING]
- VERY ENTERTAINING LITTLE SHOW
FOR THE TOURISTS.
VERY SCARY, EH, BRAIN?
- WE DO IT ALL FOR YOU.
HAVE NICE VISIT.
- WHILE I'M AT THE CONVENTION,
YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ENJOY THIS
SPECTACULAR SCENERY.
- I CAN'T SEE A THING.
- AS A MATTER OF FACT, PENNY,
NEITHER CAN I.
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIX THAT.
A LITTLE GADGET FIREWORKS
SHOULD DO THE TRICK.
- I THINK I LIKED IT
BETTER WITH THE FOG.
- LET'S SEE...
THE SCREAMING TUNNEL...
BAT WING PEAK...
THE SKELETON PASS...
WE SHOULD BE
RIGHT...THERE.
- [CAW CAW]
- THE SKULL INN.
- IS THIS WHERE THEY'RE
HAVING THE CRIME FIGHTING
CONFERENCE?
- YOU KNOW HOW IT IS WITH
THE CHIEF. HE LOVES HIS SECRECY.
[BRAIN GRINDING TEETH]
- I MUST SAY, PENNY, THEY'VE
GONE TO GREAT EXPENSE
TO GET THE SPOOKY
ATMOSPHERE JUST RIGHT.
ANY OF THE OTHER
INSPECTORS HERE YET?
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
HEY, CHIEF! GREAT DISGUISE!
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTER]
- WHEW!
- WERE YOU FOLLOWED?
- [LAUGHS] WERE WE FOLLOWED?
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
THE CHIEF INVITES ME
TO A MOUNTAIN RESORT
IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE,
AND HE ASKS ME IF--WHOA!
- THIS IS SERIOUS, GADGET.
A FEW HOURS FROM NOW,
LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS
FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD
WILL BE HAVING
A SECRET CONFERENCE HERE.
YOU SEE THAT CASTLE?
THAT'S COUNT DRACULA'S
FORMER HOME.
- RIGHT. I SAW IT MENTIONED
HERE IN THE TOURIST BROCHURE.
"VISIT COUNT DRACULA'S
HAUNTED CASTLE."
- LATELY, THE VILLAGERS HAVE
BEEN HEARING VOICES UP THERE.
- CHIEF, THESE
LOCAL SUPERSTITIONS
ARE UTTERLY RIDICULOUS.
- READ THAT.
- "DR. CLAW
PLANNING TO SABOTAGE LAW
ENFORCEMENT CONVENTION.
"SUSPECT HE'S
IN DRACULA'S CASTLE.
"YOUR MISSION
IS TO GET CLAW BEFORE
HE GETS THE CONVENTION.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- OH!
[EXPLOSION]
OHHHH...
- SO, GADGET, I'LL
SHOW YOU SOME SIGHTS...
YOUR LAST! HA HA HA!
- [MEOW]
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLING]
- DR. CLAW WOULD NEVER
USE THIS PLACE AS A HIDEOUT.
- WHY NOT?
- WELL, FOR ONE THING, IT'S
TOO OBVIOUS.
- COMPANY APPROACHES.
TIME TO LAY OUT
MY WELCOME MAT.
HA HA HA!
HIT THE BUTTON,
M.A.D. CAT.
- OH, UNCLE GADGET,
LOOK OUT! THE ROAD!
- JUST A ROUGH PATCH, PENNY.
WE'LL BE OVER IT IN JUST
A MOMENT.
THESE COUNTRY ROADS.
- OH, NO!
- WITH THE GADGETMOBILE,
EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE
IN FIVE MINUTES.
YIPE!
- UNCLE GADGET!
- I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE.
HMM.
- WHOA!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
- UNCLE GADGET, PLEASE!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
OOF!
- UNCLE GADGET, HURRY!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
UNCLE GADGET?
- I'M GOING TO PHONE
THE TOURIST BUREAU
AND COMPLAIN ABOUT
THESE ROADS.
- [CAW CAW]
- RUH-OH!
- COME ON, BRAIN.
- WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU TWO ANYWAY?
- HE'S AFRAID OF GHOSTS.
- WELL, THIS IS A WONDERFUL
OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU
TO GET OVER THOSE
SILLY SUPERSTITIONS.
YOU SEE?
NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF HERE.
I WONDER
WHERE THE TOUR GUIDE IS.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WHAT'S THAT SOUND?
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- YIPE! AAH!
- GET A HOLD
OF YOURSELF, BRAIN!
YOU COULD GIVE SOMEONE
A TERRIBLE HEADACHE.
- FRIGHTENED, MY FRIENDS?
HEH HEH HEH! HA HA!
IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'M SCARED, TOO, DR. CLAW.
I'VE BEEN HEARING NOISES
IN THIS PLACE ALL MORNING.
- ENOUGH! OOH!
YOU'RE AS BAD
AS THAT LITTLE GIRL AND HER DOG!
SET THE PLAN IN MOTION!
- I KEEP FEELING
SOMEONE IS WATCHING US.
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING.
- NONSENSE, PENNY.
YOUR IMAGINATION
IS PLAYING TRICKS ON YOU.
BUT JUST TO REASSURE YOU,
LET'S GO AND CHECK
ALL THE CLOSETS.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- OK, BUT DON'T GET
TOO FAR AHEAD OF ME.
[SINISTER LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
- HMM. THIS DOOR
SEEMS TO BE LOCKED.
LET ME SEE HERE.
- DON'T, UNCLE GADGET.
- NONSENSE, PENNY. IT'S PROBABLY
JUST LOCKED BY MISTAKE.
MY GADGET SKELETON KEY
WILL UNLOCK IT IN A SNAP.
[RAIN AND THUNDER]
SEE? SO MUCH FOR GHOSTS.
SOME CARELESS PERSON
HAS LEFT THE WINDOW OPEN.
- AAH! OOH!
OOF!
[BRAIN SCREAMS]
- I KNOW YOU'RE
FRIGHTENED, BRAIN,
BUT TRY NOT TO BE SO CLUMSY.
THESE ARE PROBABLY PRICELESS
FAKE ARTIFACTS.
- COME UPSTAIRS
FOR A LITTLE VISIT.
THAT'S JUST WHERE I WANT YOU.
HO HO HO HO HO! HA HA!
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET.
ALL THAT STUFF ABOUT GHOSTS
IS JUST SUPERSTITION.
- PRECISELY, PENNY.
AND THAT STUFF
ABOUT M.A.D. AGENTS
USING THIS PLACE AS
A HIDEOUT IS PREPOSTEROUS.
[WHISTLING]
- AAH!
- WILL YOU STOP THAT, BRAIN?
- WHAT NEXT?
- I'M NOT SURE, PENNY.
- WE'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY
TO SEPARATE THEM, M.A.D. CAT.
- MEOW!
- REALLY? YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S TOO OBVIOUS?
QUITE RIGHT.
INSPECTOR GADGET
LOVES SIMPLE CLUES.
- WOWSERS!
HMM, AN OLD TENNIS BALL.
MUST BE AN OLD
TENNIS COURT UPSTAIRS.
THINK I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK.
- I'M GOING, TOO,
UNCLE GADGET.
- NO, PENNY, I DON'T THINK
THAT WILL BE NECESSARY.
YOU AND BRAIN
CAN WAIT RIGHT HERE.
HMM. LOOKS AS IF THIS LEADS
TO THE TOWER.
FUNNY PLACE
FOR A TENNIS COURT.
- BRAIN, THERE'S SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON AROUND HERE.
I'M GOING TO HAVE A LOOK AROUND
THE BASEMENT.
[BRAIN BARKING]
NO. YOU KEEP AN EYE ON
UNCLE GADGET, O.K.?
IF YOU'RE
SO AFRAID OF GHOSTS,
MAYBE YOU'D BETTER DRESS AS ONE
AND THEN THEY WON'T BOTHER YOU.
- UGH.
[GROWLING]
[WOOF]
[TEETH CHATTERING]
- HE'S HEADING UP
THE STAIRS TOWARDS
YOU RIGHT NOW.
IS EVERYTHING READY?
- I'M READY AS SOON AS HE COMES
THROUGH THE DOOR, DR. CLAW.
- A TENNIS BALL WITH
THE M.A.D. INSIGNIA
ROLLS DOWN THESE VERY
STAIRS. COINCIDENCE?
I DON'T THINK SO.
PERHAPS I MIGHT
JUST HAVE STUMBLED
ON THE HEADQUARTERS
OF THEIR TENNIS TEAM.
[BRAIN'S TEETH CHATTERING]
- NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF HERE.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING
AS A GHOST.
AND THIS IS JUST A--OHH!
WHAT'S THIS?
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY.
I'D BETTER CALL BRAIN.
[WATCH BEEPS]
PENNY TO BRAIN. COME IN.
BRAIN, I FOUND
A SECRET PASSAGEWAY
IN THE BASEMENT.
GET UNCLE GADGET QUICK
AND--OHH!
- HMM. IT MUST BE
A VERY SMALL TENNIS COURT.
WOWSERS!
AHA! SO THERE ARE M.A.D.
AGENTS HERE AFTER ALL.
ALL RIGHT. YOW!
- YOW!
- UGH.
YAAH!
[CRASH]
- OOF! UH! UH!
[WOOF]
BRAIN, YOU CRAZY CANINE.
FOR A MINUTE, I THOUGHT
YOU WERE A M.A.D. AGENT.
[WOOF WOOF]
WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT?
BRAIN, WAIT! AAH! OOF!
YAAH! YOW!
[CRASH]
PENNY'S DOWN HERE?
[WOOF]
HMM. LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
- WHAT WERE YOU DOING
IN THE MOAT?
- WELL, UH...WELL, I, UH...
- WHAT HAPPENED TO GADGET?
- WELL, HE--UH, UM,
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
- YOU DON'T KNOW?!
WHERE IS HE NOW?
- WELL, UH, I'M NOT
SURE, SIR. UH...
- NEVER MIND!
WELL, WELL. FEELING BRAVE,
ARE YOU, GADGET? HEH HEH.
WELL, BY ALL MEANS,
HAVE A LOOK AROUND
OUR CATACOMBS.
I'LL MAKE SURE
YOUR VENTURE ISN'T
TOO UNINTERESTING.
HA HA HA HA HA!
[BRAIN BARKING]
- UNCLE GADGET!
AM I EVER GLAD TO SEE YOU!
- NEVER FEAR. GADGET'S HERE.
HMM. LOOKS LIKE THE KIND OF
PLACE A M.A.D. AGENT MIGHT
LIKE TO HIDE.
- MY MECHANICAL RODENT
WILL TRAP GADGET IN
A BLAZING INFERNO.
HA HA HA HA HA!
- AHA.
GO, GO, GADGET FINGER.
NOW LET'S GET
SOME FRESH AIR.
THIS SMOKE IS BAD
FOR OUR HEALTH.
I THINK
IT'S TIME TO GO BACK UPSTAIRS.
THERE'S NOBODY DOWN HERE.
- SO, GADGET, YOU THINK
YOU'VE ESCAPED.
- EH, DR. CLAW, IT'S KIND
OF SCARY DOWN HERE.
- ENOUGH! SURROUND OUR VISITORS
BEFORE THEY CAN
GET BACK UPSTAIRS.
- HMM, THIS MUST BE
THE WAY UPSTAIRS.
DON'T THESE DOORS
HAVE SECRET BUTTONS?
- YIKES!
- HUH?
[AGENT GROWLING]
[BRAIN SCREAMING]
- WHO-OA!
WE SEEM TO HAVE FALLEN INTO
THE WINE CELLAR, PENNY,
OR PERHAPS THE WINE PRESS.
- YAAH!
- RRARR!
- AHH! GADGET,
I'VE GOT YOU NOW.
- UNCLE GADGET, THE WALLS
ARE CLOSING IN.
[BRAIN YELPS]
UNCLE, PLEASE!
- GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
[WOOF WOOF]
- AAH!
- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
[ALARM]
- UNCLE, LOOK, A SWITCH.
- GO, GO, GADGET HAND!
WE SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT
THE EXTENSION.
[WOOF WOOF WOOF]
- DUH.
- NO! NO!
- WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS DOING?
[LASERS FIRING]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- HUH? IT'S GADGET.
THERE MUST BE TROUBLE.
LET'S GO.
[SIRENS]
- HI THERE, BRAIN. WOULD YOU
MIND HITTING THAT SWITCH?
- I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DID IT,
GADGET. NICE WORK.
- YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS, CHIEF.
I THINK M.A.D. HAD A MINIATURE
TENNIS COURT UP THERE.
- OH? IS THAT SO?
[EXPLOSION]
LOOK!
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME.
NEVER!
- OH, UNCLE GADGET,
IT'S LIKE PARADISE UP HERE.
- YES. BUT ONE CARELESS MATCH
COULD TURN IT INTO
A DISASTER AREA. WE MUST BE
VERY CAREFUL WITH FIRE.
- BUT WHAT IF WE WERE CAMPING?
WE'D NEED A FIRE.
- WELL, I'D KEEP THE FIRE
VERY SMALL...
[MACHINE HUMMING]
AND HAVE A BUCKET
OF WATER NEARBY AT ALL TIMES.
- HOW DO YOU MAKE SURE IT'S OUT?
- WHEN NO SMOKE
OR GLOWING COALS ARE VISIBLE,
THEN YOU'RE SAFE TO WALK AWAY.
- I GUESS IT'S MUCH BETTER
TO PLAY IT SAFE.
- RIGHT, PENNY.
IT ONLY TAKES A FEW MINUTES.
A FOREST TAKES A LIFETIME
TO GROW BACK AGAIN.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]