Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 65 - Quiz Master - full transcript

Inspector Gadget protects armored cars full of money from the dangerous Dr. Claw. Safety Tip: Wearing a mask that makes it difficult to see is dangerous.

[SIREN]





♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYS]

WELCOME TO
YOUR FAVORITE SHOW...

QUIZZ MASTER!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

IT'S TIME FOR YOU
TO MAKE YOUR DECISION,
JOE NOODLE.

ARE YOU GOING TO GO
FOR THE GRAND PRIZE?

Audience: GO FOR IT!
GO FOR IT! GO FOR IT!

UM, UM...

I'M GOING FOR IT.

HERE ARE THE DOORS
OF DECISION, JOE NOODLE.

WHICH ONE OF THEM
HOLDS OUR GRAND PRIZE?



2! 2!
NUMBER ONE!
NUMBER ONE!

NUMBER 2--NO, NO, NO.

EH...3!

NO.

YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!

CONGRATULATIONS, JOE.

NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO

IS ANSWER
A SKILL-TESTING QUESTION

AND THE GRAND PRIZE
IS YOURS.

WOWSERS! SOMEONE
TURNED OFF THE POWER.

UNCLE GADGET,
THE TV JUST
WENT OFF.

GO, GO, GADGET FLASHLIGHT.

THAT'S YOUR
GADGET LASER.

SORRY, PENNY.

GO, GO, GADGET FLASHLIGHT.

OH, NO. JOE NOODLE
WAS IN THE CONE
OF SECLUSION.

[RINGING]
WOWSERS!

THAT'S MY TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?

BE RIGHT THERE, CHIEF.

GEE, NOW THE BASEMENT
LIGHT IS OUT.

MAYBE YOU BLEW A FUSE.

OH, HI, CHIEF.
DOING YOUR LAUNDRY?

HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT,
GADGET.

"SUSPECT M.A.D.
USING INNOCENT PEOPLE
TO ROB ARMORED CARS.

"PEOPLE DO NOT
REMEMBER ANYTHING.

"PROTECT BIG
ARMORED CAR SHIPMENT.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT.

RIGHT, CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

OH...OH.

ALL RIGHT.
TIME'S ALMOST UP.

[CLOCK TICKING]

Dr. Claw: JOE NOODLE,
YOU ARE UNDER MY SPELL.

YES.

WHEN YOU HEAR ME SAY,
"GOING MY WAY,"

YOU WILL FOLLOW WHATEVER
COMMAND I GIVE YOU.

LET'S SEE IF JOE HAS
THE CORRECT ANSWER.

OK, JOE,
HOW MANY EGGS
IN A DOZEN?

12!

CORRECT!

YOU'VE WON
THE GRAND PRIZE.
CONGRATULATIONS.

[CHEERING]

I'M GOING DOWN TO
THE ARMORED CAR SHOP.

MAYBE I CAN FIND
A REPAIR SHOP
ON THE WAY.

DO YOU REALLY THINK
DR. CLAW IS BEHIND THIS?

OF COURSE NOT, PENNY.
JUST POOR WORKMANSHIP.

BYE.

YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.

HE MAY NEED OUR HELP.

WOOF!

GOING MY WAY?

YOU WILL ROB
THE ARMORED CAR.

MY PLAN IS WORKING PERFECTLY.

YES, DR. CLAW,
AN INNOCENT PERSON
FOR EACH ROBBERY,

A BRILLIANT IDEA.

AND THERE'S ANOTHER
HUGE DELIVERY LATER TODAY.

BWA HA HA HA HA!

[YEOW]

YEAH. FILL 'ER UP.

WELL, BIG SHIPMENT TODAY.

SURE IS.

[ENGINE STARTS]

[SCREECH]

GOING MY WAY?

GIVE ME THE MONEY.

[SIREN]

HEY! WHAT'S GOING ON?!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

Newscaster: TV NEWS FLASH--

IN A DARING ARMORED CAR ROBBERY,
JOE NOODLE WAS APPREHENDED.

GOSH, WHY WOULD HE
ROB THE ARMORED CAR

AFTER WINNING
THE GRAND PRIZE
ON QUIZZ MASTER?

I WONDER IF
THERE'S A CONNECTION.

THESE ARE ALL
THE GRAND-PRIZE WINNERS
ON THE QUIZZ MAS TER SHOW.

I WONDER IF JOE NOODLE
IS THE ONLY WINNER
WHO COMMITTED A CRIME.

I'LL TAP INTO THE POLICE
COMPUTER WITH MY BOOK.

THERE IS A CONNECTION.

ALL THESE GRAND-PRIZE WINNERS
ARE ALSO THE ONES WHO
ROBBED THE ARMORED CARS.

GOSH.

NOW, WHAT WAS THAT ADDRESS?

AHA! I'VE PASSED IT.

NOW, LET'S SEE.

REVERSE GEAR.

HMM. THAT APPLIANCE STORE
IS FURTHER BACK THAN I THOUGHT.

I'D BETTER CHANGE GEARS.

WOWSERS!

AH, GOOD AFTERNOON.

I WAS WONDERING IF YOU
COULD FIX THIS TOASTER.

SO, THE QUIZZ MASTER
CAN FIX THE GRAND PRIZE
IF HE WANTS SOMEONE TO WIN.

BUT HOW DOES THAT TIE IN
WITH THE ARMORED CAR ROBBERIES?

COME IN, BRAIN.

BRAIN, BRING UNCLE GADGET
TO THE QUIZZ MASTER
TV STUDIO.

SOMETHING'S GOING ON.

THAT MAN IS SO NICE
JUST TO GIVE ME
A NEW TOASTER

IN EXCHANGE
FOR MY OLD ONE.

AND IT'S A BEAUTY.

MY NEW TOASTER.

YOU, THERE,

YOU OWE ME A TOASTER.

AND YOU'RE
NOT EVEN A WOMAN!

STOP! IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

WHOA-WHUH!

BRAIN, IS UNCLE GADGET
NEAR THE TV STUDIO?

YEAH.
GOOD.

MAKE SURE HE COMES
INTO THE QUIZZ MASTE R AREA

BEFORE THEY
START THE TV SHOW.

WHOA!

SOMEONE'S CONTROLLING ALL THIS
STUFF FROM THE CONTROL ROOM.

I WONDER IF IT'S...

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT.

WOWSERS!

SAY, THIS IS WHERE THEY SHOOT
THE QUIZZ MASTER SHOW.

THAT GUY WAS WEARING
A QUIZZ SHOW COSTUME.

I'VE GOT JUST ENOUGH TIME
TO TAKE A PEEK.

THIS REALLY IS EXCITING.

AH! A SEAT.

PARDON ME. UH, PARDON.

GADGET IS IN THE AUDIENCE.

WHAT SHOULD WE DO,
DR. CLAW?

EDIT HIM FROM THE PICTURE.
ELIMINATE HIM,
AGENT NUMBER ONE.

DR. CLAW. I THOUGHT SO.

COME IN, BRAIN.

DR. CLAW'S
SENDING A M.A.D. AGENT
TO ELIMINATE UNCLE GADGET.

STOP HIM.

ROGER!

HMM...I CAN'T SEE.

GO, GO, GADGET NECK.

HEY, I CAN'T SEE.

OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY,
MR. PRESIDENT.

HMM...I STILL CAN'T SEE.

GO, GO, GADGET BINOCULARS.

[WHAM]
[TWEET TWEET]

NO! I SAID
GADGET BINOCULARS.

NOW, THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

INCOMPETENT FOOL!

I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING.

WHAT'S SAY
WE DROP THE SPOTLIGHT
ON GADGET?

EH, M.A.D. CAT?

YEOW!
EH HEE HEE HEE!

WOWSERS! ONE OF THE PRIZES
IS A 6-SLICE TOASTER.

NOW, WHAT COSTUME
IS RIDICULOUS!

YOU'RE IN MY CHAIR.

YOU MISSED,
DR. CLAW.

I KNOW.

WAIT! HEH HEH HEH!

PUT GADGET ON THE SHOW.

MAKE HIM
A GRAND-PRIZE WINNER.

THEN WHEN HE'S IN
THE CONE OF SECLUSION,

YOU CAN ELECTRONICALLY
HYPNOTIZE HIM.

EXACTLY.

THEN HE'LL DO
WHATEVER I SAY.

LIKE ROB THE ARMORED CAR?

AND GO TO PRISON
FOR 20 YEARS!

BWA HA HA HA HA!

I'D BETTER CALL BRAIN.

MMM! EH! UNH!

HA HA!

NICE WORK, M.A.D. CAT,
SPOTTING THAT LITTLE SPY.

DEPOSIT OUR LITTLE SPY
IN THE PROP ROOM.

I'LL START THE SHOW.

NOW, BE
A GOOD LITTLE GIRL.

[STRUGGLING]

HA HA HA HA!

IF I DON'T GET OUT
OF HERE SOON,

DR. CLAW WILL HYPNOTIZE
UNCLE GADGET

AND MAKE HIM ROB
THE ARMORED CAR.

BUT HOW AM I GONNA
GET OUT OF HERE?

Dr. Claw: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

WELCOME TO THE QUIZZ MASTER
GAME SHOW,

AND HERE'S OUR
QUIZZ MASTER NOW!

[APPLAUSE]
HELLO!

HELLO!

WELL, WHO'S GOING TO BE
OUR BIG, GRAND-PRIZE
WINNER TODAY?

ME! OVER HERE!

MR. QUIZZ MASTER!

AND WHAT'S OUR FIRST PRIZE, BOB?

Dr. Claw:
WELL, QUIZZ MASTER,

OUR FIRST PRIZE IS
A SUPER-DUPER DELUXE,
6-SLICE TOASTER.

WOWSERS!

NOW, LET'S SEE...

TODAY'S LUCKY CONTESTANT IS...

THE MAN DRESSED
AS THE POLICE INSPECTOR!

WOWSERS!

THAT'S ME.

HEY!

NOW, DON'T BE JEALOUS,
FELLA.

I REALLY NEED THAT TOASTER.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

WHOA!

ALL RIGHT,
IT'S TIME FOR...

THE CHAIR
OF CHAMPIONS!

GOOD LUCK.

WHICH IS HEAVIER...

ONE POUND OF FEATHERS

OR ONE TON OF FEATHERS?

A TON OF FEATHERS.

I THINK.

THAT IS CORRECT!

[CHEERS]

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE
AND STOP THE QUIZZ MASTER

BEFORE DR. CLAW
HYPNOTIZES UNCLE GADGET.

[CLINK CLINK]

HMM...

MAYBE I CAN
KNOCK THIS GLASS OVER.

UNH-UNH-UH!

OOF!

AH!

OOF!

OK, NOW.

WHICH DOOR HAS
THE PRIZE BEHIND IT?

DOOR NUMBER...4.

HUH?

NUMBER 2?

WOW! YOU'VE WON AGAIN!

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

OOH!

JUST AS I THOUGHT--PLASTIC.

BRAIN, THIS IS URGENT.

YOU MUST STOP UNCLE GADGET
FROM ENTERING THE CONE
OF SECLUSION.

I'LL BE THERE IN A MINUTE.

Dr. Claw: YOUR NEW,
SUPER-DUPER DELUXE TOASTER

WILL COOK 6 PIECES
TO A GOLDEN BROWN.

THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

NOW, DO YOU WANNA QUIT
AND GO HOME WITH
YOUR TOASTER,

OR TRY FOR
THE GRAND PRIZE IN
THE CONE OF SECLUSION?

I THINK I'LL
KEEP THE TOASTER.

BESIDES,
I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT,
AND I MUST BE GOING.

THANKS VERY MUCH.

BUT--BUT--BUT--

I'LL FIND MY OWN WAY OUT.

HUH?

AH!

AAH!

[TWEET TWEET TWEET]

THIS MUST BE THE EXIT.

HE CHANGED HIS MIND!

WHAT A SPORT!

RIGHT, FOLKS?

[CHEERING]

THIS IS AN AWFULLY SMALL FOYER.

I WISH SOMEONE WOULD
TURN ON SOME LIGHTS.

I'D BE ONLY TOO HAPPY
TO OBLIGE, GADGET.

YOU WILL SOON
BE IN MY POWER.

REEOWWRR!

[THUD]

HOW SILLY OF ME.

THIS ISN'T A FOYER.
IT'S AN ELEVATOR.

WHERE'S THE "DOWN" BUTTON?

OH, NO!

Dr. Claw:
YOU ARE UNDER MY COMMAND.

WHEN YOU HEAR THE WORDS,
"GOING MY WAY,"

YOU WILL OBEY
THE NEXT COMMAND.

AM I TOO LATE?

WELL, FOLKS, I WONDER
HOW OUR CONTESTANT
IS DOING

IN THE CONE
OF SECLUSION.

WE'LL SOON SEE.

I FINALLY HAVE GADGET
EXACTLY WHERE I WANT HIM!

BWA HA HA HA HA!

REEAWWRRR...
HEE HEE HEE HEE!

[POWERS DOWN]

AH! THIS MUST BE MY FLOOR.

OH, HELLO AGAIN.

AH-AH! YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO STAY IN THE CONE
OF SECLUSION

UNTIL I ASK YOU
THE FINAL QUESTION.

I'M SORRY. I REALLY
DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

UH...

BOO!
BOO!
OK, THEN.

WHAT IS YOUR
CORRECT NAME?

WHY, INSPECTOR GADGET,
OF COURSE.

THAT IS CORRECT!

YOU'RE OUR NEW
GRAND-PRIZE WINNER!

EXCUSE ME, BUT I HAVE
AN ARMORED CAR TO PROTECT.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

DR. CLAW IS GOING TO MAKE
UNCLE GADGET ROB THE
ARMORED CAR.

HE'LL GO TO PRISON
FOR 20 YEARS.

[AUDIENCE CHEERS]

WELL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

BE SURE YOU TUNE IN TO
OUR NEXT QUIZZ MASTE R SHOW!

BYE FOR NOW!

PSST! BRAIN!

HEY, BRAIN!

DOWN HERE.

BRING UNCLE GADGET
BACK HERE.

WE HAVE TO SNAP HIM OUT
OF DR. CLAW'S POWER.

WELL, JUST 2 MORE MINUTES,

THEN WE'LL BE SAFE
INSIDE THE BANK.

YEAH, UNLESS SOMEONE'S
WAITIN' TO ROB US.

DON'T WORRY.

INSPECTOR GADGET IS
SUPPOSED TO BE GUARDING US.

WELL, WHU-UH,
WHERE IS HE?

WOWSERS! HOW LUCKY OF ME
TO WIN THIS TOASTER.

NOW, WHERE DID I LEAVE
THE GADGET MOBILE?

AH, YES. I LEFT IT PARKED
AT THE APPLIANCE SHOP.

EXCUSE ME!

CAN I HELP YOU?

GOING MY WAY?

YOU WILL ROB THE ARMORED CAR.

IT WILL BE COMING
DOWN THE STREET
IN ONE MINUTE.

YES.

YEAH, EXCELLENT.

BWA HA HA HA HA!

ARMORED CAR.

DOWN STREET.

OH...

ROB...

ARMORED CAR.

ROB...CAR.

WAIT!

OH, I SEE.

IT'S BASED ON
THE LIGHTS' FLASHING SEQUENCE.

IF I CAN JUST FIGURE IT OUT,
I CAN REVERSE THE PROCESS.

[SCREECH]

HEY, IT'S INSPECTOR GADGET.

SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG.

WHAT'S UP, INSPECTOR?

IS THERE A TRAP AHEAD?

IT SURE IS GOOD
TO SEE YOU,
INSPECTOR GADGET.

LET ME SHAKE YOUR...
UH, HAND. UH...

[STARTS ENGINE]

Both: HUH?

GOING MY WAY?

TAKE THE MONEY
TO THE TV STUDIO.

YES.

I MUST MAKE SURE
THERE ARE NO FOUL-UPS.

GOING MY WAY?

YES, MASTER.

BRING THE MONEY BACK
TO THE TV STATION.

BACK TO...TV STATION.

[SCREECH]
BWA HA HA HA HA!

OK, THIS SHOULD
REVERSE THE TRANCE.

I HOPE.

CALLING CHIEF QUIMBY.

GADGET SHOULD
BE HERE ANY SECOND.

[SCREECH]
HUH?!

[CRASH]

GOING MY WAY?

TAKE THE MONEY
INTO THE BACK ROOM.

ALL THE MONEY.

BACK...ROOM.

ALL THE MONEY.

LET GADGET GO.
THE POLICE WILL ARREST HIM.

HEH HEH HEH HEH HA!

BRAIN, LEAD UNCLE GADGET
TO THE CONE OF SECLUSION.

RIGHT.

ALL THE MONEY.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES.

ALL THE MONEY.

BBB-BBLA-BBLA!

ALL...

THE MONEY.

THIS BETTER WORK.

GOING MY WAY?

FROM NOW ON,
"GOING MY WAY"
MEANS ONLY THAT.

GOING MY WAY?

NO. I'M LOOKING
FOR MY TOASTER.

HUH?

THERE MUST BE
A MALFUNCTION
WITH THE--

GOING MY WAY?

YOU WILL RETURN
ALL THE STOLEN MONEY.

RETURN MONEY.

RETURN MONEY.

THAT DOES IT.

RETURN MONEY.

RETURN MONEY.

NOW, WHERE AM I SUPPOSED
TO MEET THE ARMORED CAR?

EXCUSE ME. I SEEM TO
HAVE MISPLACED MY CAR.

GOING MY WAY?

WONDERFUL.

YOU CAN DROP ME OFF
AT POLICE HEADQUARTERS.

Chief Quimby: WELL, GADGET,
I MUST CONGRATULATE YOU.

YES, SIR.
YOU'VE WON AGAIN.

OH, SO YOU SAW THE SHOW.

SOME TOASTER, EH, CHIEF?
WHAT?

UH...ON SECOND THOUGHT,
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT.

Dr. Claw: YOU MAY HAVE
WON THIS TIME, GADGET,

BUT NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL BE THE LOSER...

THE BIG LOSER!

[BRAIN GASPS]

GOSH.

[BARKING EXCITEDLY]

UNCLE GADGET!

ARE YOU GOING TO
A PARTY?

NO, PENNY.
THIS IS WHAT I'M WEARING

WHEN I GO BACK
TO THE QUIZ SHOW.

I'M GOING TO TRY
FOR A NEW TOASTER,

ONLY IT'S DIFFICULT TO SEE.

WHOO--OO--OOPS!

WOWSERS!

WEARING A MASK OR COSTUME
THAT MAKES IT DIFFICULT
TO SEE IS DANGEROUS.

BESIDES, YOU'VE
ALREADY WON A TOASTER.

WELL, I HAD A LITTLE TROUBLE
ADJUSTING IT.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

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