Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 64 - School for Pickpockets - full transcript

Inspector Gadget, Brain and Penny foil the evil plans of Dr. Claw's henchman from the LeDip School for Pickpockets as they try to steal the Inspector's new watch. Safety Tip: Don't rush when eating.

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GEE, BRAIN,

IT'S GREAT VACATIONING
ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA.

I WONDER HOW UNCLE GADGET'S
DOING ON HIS SURFBOARD.

WOWSERS!

YEOW!

BLOOP, BLOOP, BLOOP.

BLOOP!

WOW!

UNCLE GADGET,
SLOW DOWN!

UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I GUESS THAT'S
ENOUGH SURFING
FOR TODAY.



YES. ISN'T IT TIME
TO GET YOUR NEW WATCH

FROM PROFESSOR GIZMO?

[RING]

PRECISELY, PENNY.
LET'S GO.

[RING]

YOU FAILED
THE FINAL EXAMS.

YOU'RE OUT OF LaDIP'S
SCHOOL OF PICKPOCKETS.

SO LONG, RUNT.

HA HA HA HA!

AAH!

YEOW!

I SHALL RETURN, LaDIP.

AND THIS,
INSPECTOR GADGET,

IS THE ULTIMATE
IN NEW GADGETS.

YOU PUSH THIS BUTTON--
IT TELLS THE TIME.

YOU PUSH
THIS BUTTON, HOWEVER--

CALL YOUR DOG.

BRAIN,
COME HERE, BOY!

[RUFF RUFF]

[RUFF]

RU--

BRAIN, I SAID COME HERE.

THIS GADGET WATCH
FREEZES ANYONE IN PLACE
FOR 10 SECONDS.

IMAGINE WHAT IT COULD
DO IN THE WRONG HANDS.

PROFESSOR,
I'LL GUARD IT
WITH MY LIFE.

HUH?

SO THIS IS
THE BUTTON, EH?

UNCLE, THE RELEASE BUTTON.
QUICK!

BE VERY CAREFUL WITH IT.

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S IN GOOD HANDS WITH
THE FAMOUS INSPECTOR GADGET.

[RING]

WOWSERS! THAT'S
THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

THIS IS THE PLACE...

[KNOCK KNOCK]
BUT WHERE'S THE CHIEF?

SORRY TO INTERRUPT
YOUR VACATION, GADGET.

READ THIS.

"LaDIP'S SCHOOL
OF PICKPOCKETS

"WILL BE OPERATING
AT THE CARNIVAL IN NICE.

"ARREST PICKPOCKETS
AND CLOSE DOWN SCHOOL.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

ALWAYS ON DUTY, CHIEF,

AND AWARE THAT LITTER
HAS ITS PLACE.

I'VE NEVER SEEN
THE CHIEF SO ENERGETIC.

OHHH!

OH...

NEXT.

NOT EVEN A TINKLE.

YOU'VE PASSED
WITH HONORS, ANGELIQUE.

YOU THREE
ARE MY SCHOOL'S BEST.

YOU'LL WORK
AT THE NICE CARNIVAL'S
GRAND FINALS,

WHICH BEGINS TOMORROW.

WE MUSTN'T FAIL
OUR LEADER--DR. CLAW.

CORRECT, LaDIP.

THE PICKPOCKET
WHO CAN STEAL

INSPECTOR GADGET'S
NEW GADGET WATCH

WILL BECOME
NUMBER ONE M.A.D. AGENT.

YES, SIR, DR. CLAW.

HERE COMES
INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'LL SHOW LaDIP
WHO'S THE BEST PICKPOCKET.

OH, PARDON ME.
HA HA HA HA!

HUH? HA HA HA HA HA!

THAT TICKLES!

GO, GO, GADGET HANKIE!

THAT MUST BE ONE
OF THE PICKPOCKETS
WE'RE LOOKING FOR.

THESE PEOPLE
ARE SUCH JOKERS.

ENJOY YOURSELVES.
I'VE GOT WORK TO DO.

O.K., UNCLE GADGET.
BE CAREFUL.

FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
I'LL FOLLOW THE PICKPOCKET.

HMM, I'M CLOSING IN ON
THE PICKPOCKETS' SCHOOL.

AND NOW TO FIND
THOSE PICKPOCKETS.

AND HERE COMES
OUR PRIME TARGET.

HE'S ALL YOURS, PACHEZ.

ONE GADGET WATCH
COMING UP.

WHEN WE GET THAT WATCH,

M.A.D. GETS THE WORLD.

MMM...

AHA! A CROWDED ELEVATOR,

THE PERFECT PLACE
FOR A PICKPOCKET.

HOLD THAT ELEVATOR!

EXCUSE ME.

OH, SORRY.

[GRRR]

YEOW!

WATCH IT, YOU IDIOT!

[RAR RAR
RAR RAR]

HMM, I WONDER
WHAT TIME IT IS.

UH, ELEVATOR MAN,
YOU'VE MISJUDGED
YOUR STOP.

ELEVATOR MAN?

HELLO?

MY, MY. OH, WELL.

UNH!

OOPS!
UH, HA HA HA HA.

MMM, UNH, UNH!

UH-OH.

UNH!

OOP!

MMM! UNH!

OH, NO!

MMM! UNH! MMM!

OH! OOH! OW!

MY PRECIOUS HANDS!

O.K., RUNT. I'M GOING
TO LET YOU TRY AGAIN.

AHA! I KNEW IT--

THE SCHOOL
FOR PICKPOCKETS.

HMM...

HOW DO I--

[CRASH]

[WHISTLING]

[BANG]

AHH, WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

MMM! UNH!

BOY, THESE CARNIVAL
MASKS ARE HEAVY.

NOW, THERE'S A COUPLE
OF SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING
CHARACTERS.

DRATS!

[RARR]

YAAH!

[CRASH]

HEH HEH.

UNH! UNH!

YES. THESE ARE
OBVIOUSLY PICKPOCKETS

GETTING
THEIR DISGUISES READY.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

YOU PICKPOCKETS
ARE UNDER ARREST!

WHAT?
WHAT?

ARE YOU MAD?

WHAT? M.A.D. AGENTS.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.

GO, GO, GADGET LASSO!

HUH?
HEY!

UNH!
UNH!

A BRIBE, EH?

INSPECTOR GADGET CAN'T
BE BOUGHT WITH SILLY TRINKETS.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

WHOA!

YEOW!
YEOW!

[CRASH]

DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.

I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.

YAAH!
YAAH!

HEY, STOP IN
THE NAME OF THE--

YIKES!

HE--HELLO?
INSANE ASYLUM?

DON'T THINK
YOU CAN ESCAPE
INSPECTOR GADGET.

THIS TIME, I WON'T FAIL.

O.K.!

I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

WOWSERS!

YAAH!

ANOTHER ONE! GOTCHA!

YAAH!

WHOOPS!

THERE.

WELL, I GUESS THAT ABOUT
WRAPS THIS CASE UP.

LET'S SEE.

IT IS NOW...

[SIREN]

HERE HE IS.

TAKE HIM AWAY.

HE'S COMPLETELY NUTS.

HMM, SEEMS TO HAVE GONE
INTO CATATONIC SHOCK.

YIKES!

[NURSE] DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE
OF HIM.

[DR. CLAW]
THEY'VE TAKEN GADGET
TO AN ASYLUM.

FOLLOW HIM.
GET THAT GADGET WATCH!

HMM...

AH, YES.
INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M DR., EH,
DR. FLUGELMEYER, YEAH.

HOW CAN I HELP?

WELL, YOU CAN GET ME
A COAT THAT FITS.

OOH, TAKE IT EASY.

AHEM. NOW...

LOOK AT THESE CARDS
AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE.

NO TIME FOR
FAMILY PICTURES, DOCTOR.

I'M ON A VERY
IMPORTANT MISSION.

[WHIMPERING]

[SPLASH]

DR. KLUTZ TO CONSULTING.

SO I SAID THAT. HA HA!

HI. I'M LOOKING
FOR A NEW PATIENT,

THINKS HE'S
A POLICE INSPECTOR.

I'M HIS, ER, UM, COUSIN.

HA HA HA!

HE'S WITH
DR. FLUGELMEYER.
ROOM 110.

THANK YOU.

YOU'LL STAY HERE
UNTIL WE FIX YOUR UNCLE.

JUST MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.

HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

THIS HAS TO WORK.

[ELECTRONIC NOISE]

GOT IT! COME IN, BRAIN.

GET UNCLE GADGET
OUT OF THERE.

LET'S TRY A LITTLE
HYPNOTHERAPY.

KEEP YOUR EYE
ON THE WATCH.

HERE, THERE.

HERE, THERE.

HERE, THERE.

HOW CAN I FOLLOW
IF YOU KEEP SWINGING IT?

HERE, THERE.

MY WATCH.

WHOOPS!

SPEAKING OF WATCHES,

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE
AS PRETTY AS THIS?

OBVIOUSLY OVERCOME
BY THE SHEER BEAUTY OF IT.

WELL, THIEVES TO CATCH.
MUST BE OFF.

THERE HE IS.

THE WATCH IS ALMOST MINE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR.

DO YOU HAVE THE TIME?

YIKES.

OF COURSE,
MY GOOD MAN. IT'S...

JUST PAST 2:00.

AAH!

[CRASH]

WELL, BACK TO WORK.

THOSE PICKPOCKETS--AHA!

THERE'S ONE NOW.

STOP!

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME.

I'M THE FAMOUS DETECTIVE
SHERLOCK HOLMES.

NOBODY CAN FOOL
THE INVINCIBLE GADGET.

YOU'RE STILL
UNDER ARREST.

GO, GO, GADGET SPRINGS!

YAH, HA HA HA!

I WASN'T FOOLED
FOR A MOMENT, YOU CAD!

O.K., I'VE GOT YOU NOW.

YOU MUST BE MISTAKING ME
FOR SOMEONE ELSE.

I AM THE GREAT DETECTIVE
HERCULE PIROUETTE.

NOW LISTEN HERE.

ACTUALLY, OLD BOY,
I'M JAMES GONG.

NO, I'M REALLY
SHERLOCK HOLMES.

NO, JAMES PIROUETTE.

I MEAN,
SHERLOCK BOND.

ALL RIGHT!
YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST!

COME IN, BRAIN.

LaDIP'S AT THE PARADE.

BRAIN, WHERE ARE YOU?
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?

AHH, NOW'S MY CHANCE.

THE GADGET WATCH IS MINE.

♪ DADA DADA
DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪

♪ DADA DADA
DA-DA DA-DA DA ♪

YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

I'M THE FAMOUS
INSPECTOR GADGET.

UGH! I'LL TEACH YOU!

[SOUND OF FIGHTING]

GENIE! UNH!

YOU CAN'T ARREST ME.

I'M THE FAMOUS
DETECTIVE...

OH, MY.

ALL THOSE PEOPLE
ARE BEING ROBBED.

THE PICKPOCKETS
ARE EVERYWHERE.

THE SITUATION
IS VERY SERIOUS.

COME IN, BRAIN.

GET UNCLE GADGET
DOWN HERE FAST.

WHEW...

HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY STRANGE PEOPLE
IN DISGUISES?

THERE HE IS!
IN THE BOAT!

YOU WON'T GET AWAY
THIS TIME!

IT'S NICE
BEING POPULAR,

BUT DUTY CALLS.

THE WATCH, GADGET.

I WANT THE WATCH!

NO TIME FOR
AUTOGRAPHS NOW.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

DUH, WE GOT
SOMEBODY ELSE, WILL.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S QUOTA.

HEY, YOU GUYS. HOW ABOUT
A NICE PADDED CELL?

ALL SOME PEOPLE WANT
IS A FREE RIDE.

[CARNIVAL MUSIC PLAYS]

[RAR RAR]

GADGET'S ESCAPED AGAIN.

YOU MUST GET
THAT GADGET WATCH,
ANGELIQUE.

DON'T FAIL.

DON'T WORRY,
DR. CLAW.

HE'LL SHOW UP,

BUT HE WON'T
ESCAPE THE WORLD'S
GREATEST PICKPOCKET.

THE PLACE IS FILLED WITH
PICKPOCKETS IN DISGUISE.

I'D BETTER GET ABOVE
THIS TRAFFIC TO SEE.

GO, GO, GADGET COAT!

GADGET!

EVERYTHING
THAT GOES UP
MUST COME DOWN.

[POP]

I MUST HAVE
SPRUNG A LEAK.

I'LL STILL CLOSE THIS CASE
IN RECORD TIME.

AHH! THE WATCH!

THAT MAN'S RUINING
THE CARNIVAL.

I'VE NO TIME FOR NONSENSE.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR IMPERSONATING
POLICE OFFICERS.

I MUST GET THAT WATCH.

AHA! ANOTHER
PICKPOCKET AT WORK.

HE WON'T GET FAR.

HELP!

A LADY IN DISTRESS.

[POP]

BE VERY CAREFUL.
THERE ARE A LOT OF
PICKPOCKETS AROUND.

NOW I MUST GO ABOUT
MY BUSINESS.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

OHH!

UGH!

HMM...

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

WHOA! YOU'RE FALLING!

AHA! I KNEW YOU THREE
WERE IN THIS TOGETHER.

OH, NO.

HUH?

WOWSERS! THEY MUST
BE THE RINGLEADERS.

NO TIME FOR YOU NOW.
I'M AFTER YOUR BOSSES.

STOP, THIEVES!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

WHY, I NEVER!

HUH?

OUCH!
LET GO OF MY NOSE!

ALL RIGHT,
COME ALONG QUIETLY.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

GO, GO, GADGET CUFFS!

HUH?

STOLEN PROPERTY,
NO DOUBT.

COME ALONG, YOU TWO.

GOT IT.

NO, YOU DON'T.

CALLING CHIEF QUIMBY,

INSPECTOR GADGET
HAS ALMOST ROUNDED UP
ALL THE PICKPOCKETS.

THERE YOU ARE!

GIVE ME THAT WATCH!

GET READY FOR THE JUDGING
OF THE PARADE!

IT'S TIME!

HUH? MY, YOU HAVE A WATCH
JUST LIKE MINE.

WHY, YOU STOLE MY WATCH!
ANOTHER PICKPOCKET!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

WHAT'S THE MEANING
OF THIS?

MY WATCH, SIR.

POLICE!

I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO USE MY GADGET WATCH.

GO, GO, GADGET WATCH!

HUH?

EVEN THE CRIMINALS
HAVE HANDCUFFS.

I'VE GOT TO GET
THIS WATCH BACK
TO UNCLE GADGET.

THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

QUICK, BRAIN!
TAKE THIS TO UNCLE GADGET!

STOP, THIEF!

HE STOLE MY WATCH!

NOW WHERE DID HE GO?

HUH?

YOU'VE DONE IT
AGAIN, GADGET.

WE'VE WRAPPED UP ALL
OF THE PICKPOCKETS.

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, CHIEF

I KNEW THEY WERE THIEVES

WHEN I SAW THEIR
PHONY POLICE UNIFORMS,

BUT THIS GADGET WATCH
DOESN'T WORK WELL.

SEE?

HE MUST HAVE HAD TOO MUCH
EXERCISE AT THE BEACH.

POOR FELLOW.
HE REALLY OVERDID IT.

FOILED!

HE DID IT TO ME AGAIN,

BUT I WILL RETURN, GADGET!

I'LL GET YOU YET!

WE WANT TO GO SWIMMING.

WAIT--I JUST
ORDERED A SNACK.

WOWSERS!

MMM, MMM, MMM. UGH!

TAKE YOUR TIME, UNCLE GADGET.

[COUGHING]

WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

CHOKING ON FOOD IS VERY SERIOUS,

AND EASY TO DO.

WE SHOULD NEVER RUSH
WHEN EATING.

THAT'S RIGHT.

THAT'S THE SECOND THING
I LEARNED TODAY, PENNY.

WHAT WAS THE FIRST?

TO MAKE SURE NO ONE
PICKS YOUR POCKET,

WEAR CLOTHES
WITH NO POCKETS.

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