Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 63 - Fang the Wonder Dog - full transcript

Inspector Gadget protects Fang the Wonderdog from M.A.D. who wants to kidnap Fang and make millions in ransom. Safety Tip: Take good care of your dog.

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♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

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I WISH WE COULD SEE HIM.

HE'S MY FAVORITE
MOVIE STAR.

LOOK, THERE'S
THE DIRECTOR.

O.K., FANG, YOU'RE LOCKED
IN A ROOM ON THE THIRD FLOOR

BAD GUYS ARE AFTER YOU.

YOU BREAK OUT
AND JUMP INTO THE WATER TANK.

GOT IT?

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

FANG, THE WONDER DOG.

WORTH MILLIONS.

SOON HE'LL BE MINE.



WE'RE READY, DR. CLAW.

LENNY WILL GRAB HIM.

I'LL GIVE HIM SLEEPING GAS.

LIGHTS...

CAMERA...ACTION!

OOF!

AAH!

GREAT STUNT, FANG BABY!

WHOA!

WHO'S THAT?

HUH?

CALL THE SECURITY GUARDS.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

NEWS FLASH!
AN ATTEMPT WAS MADE

TO KIDNAP FANG,
THE WONDER DOG.

NOT FANG!
TRY TO KIDNAP FANG?

WHO IS THAT DOG, ANYWAY?

THE STUDIO'S
NOT TAKING CHANCES.

WE'LL PROTECT FANG
WITH EVERY MEANS
POSSIBLE.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

HELLO, CHIEF.

YOU'RE WHERE?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

WHERE ARE YOU, CHIEF?

WOOF! WOOF!

GADGET, OVER HERE.

HUH?

HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

GO, GO, GADGET ARM.

"SUSPECT M.A.D.
BEHIND ATTEMPT

"TO KIDNAP FANG,
THE WONDER DOG.

"FANG WOULD BE WORTH
MILLIONS IN RANSOM.

"PROTECT FANG
AND THWART M.A.D. PLOT.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

HUH?

[BOOM]

THAT'S NO WAY
TO TREAT A DOG.

I'M PROTECTING FANG,
THE WONDER DOG,

WHOEVER HE IS.

FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET
TO THE STUDIO.

PUT THIS TRANSMITTER
ON FANG'S COLLAR.

THAT WAY I'LL MONITOR
HIM WHEREVER HE GOES.

I'LL BE THERE AS SOON
AS I CAN!

GO GO, GADGET MOBILE.

I WONDER IF THERE'S NEWS OF
FANG ON THE RADIO

WOWSERS! WRONG BUTTON.

I CAN'T SEE A THING.

GO GO, GADGET NECK.

WHERE IS THE STUDIO?

GO GO, GADGET BINOCULARS.

AH, THERE IT IS.

[SQUAWK!]

STOP! STOP!

STOP!

STOP!

I WONDER WHERE
MYLES MILLIONS IS?

AH, THERE HE IS.

GO GO, GADGET COPTER.

INSPECTOR GADGET
AT YOUR SERVICE.

THAT WAS
A STUNTMAN'S ENTRANCE.

THANKS A LOT.

GOOD WORK, BRAIN.

THE TRANSMITTER
IS ACTIVATED.

INSPECTOR GADGET,
MEET FANG,
THE WONDER DOG.

O.K., BOY,
TAKE YOUR PLACE.

THIS MOVIE BUSINESS
IS SO EXCITING.

NOW, LET ME TELL YOU
ABOUT THIS NEXT SCENE.

FANG RUNS DOWN
THE ALLEY,

JUMPS ONTO
THE PARKED VAN,

AND INTO THE BACK
OF THAT BIG TRUCK.

IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE
TO GRAB THE DOG,

SO MAKE SURE
YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL!

THIS TIME
WE'RE READY FOR HIM.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

GRRRR!

WHERE'S THE TRUCK GOING?

WHERE'S FANG?

THEY'RE KIDNAPPING FANG!

WE'VE GOT FANG,
DOCTOR CLAW.

EXCELLENT. NOW HIDE HIM
IN THE GHOST-TOWN SET.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO PROTECT HIM.

HE PROBABLY WENT
TO BURY A BONE.
I'LL GO SEE.

GUARDS!

GUARDS!

BRAIN! YOU FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET.

RIGHT.

I CAN KEEP TRACK OF FANG

WITH THE TRANSMITTER
BRAIN PUT ON HIS COLLAR.

FANG?

FANG!

HERE, BOY!

[WHISTLES]

I NEED A LITTLE PERSPECTIVE
ON THE SITUATION.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
HMM...NO SIGN OF HIM HERE.

[RUFF]

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

MY COMPUTER BOOK SHOWS

FANG MUST BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.

EXCELLENT.

NOW, ONE OF YOU STAY
WITH THE DOG,

THE OTHER GET GADGET.

JUST LEAVE GADGET TO ME.

IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S IN THIS BUILDING.

SOMEONE'S COMING!

NOW, WHAT COULD BE KEEPING
INSPECTOR GADGET?

HUH?

TELEGRAM
FOR MYLES MILLIONS.

OH, NO!

IT'S A RANSOM DEMAND.

THEY DID KIDNAP FANG!

I KNEW IT!

OHH!

AH, YOU MUST BE
THE STUDIO DOGCATCHER.

HAVE YOU BY ANY CHANCE
SEEN A DOG AROUND HERE?

NO?

O.K., THANKS.

[RRR RRR]

[WHISTLING]

UGH!
HUH?

MY COMPUTER BOOK
TELLS ME...

FANG'S IN THAT ROOM.

Dr. Claw:
ALL RIGHT, YOU...

TAKE THE DOG
TO THE BURNING-CITY SET

AND WAIT FOR THE RANSOM.

RIGHT AWAY, DOCTOR CLAW.

OH, NO!

COME IN, BRAIN.

BRING UNCLE GADGET
TO THE BURNING--

OH!

NO SIGN OF FANG HERE.

I'D BETTER KEEP LOOKING.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

HUH?

[ROAR]

WOWSERS!

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

[ROAR]

MMPH!

LOOK OUT!
GO GO, GADGET LEGS!

NOT A BAD STUNT
FOR A BEGINNER.

FANG'S AT
THE BURNING-CITY SET.

TAKE UNCLE GADGET
THERE. HURRY!

[BOW-WOW]

WHAT WAS THAT?

SOUNDS LIKE FANG.

I'LL KEEP LOOKING FOR HIM.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

OHH!



[GRRR]

UH-OH!

[COUGH COUGH]

HA HA HA HA HA!

HMM, MAYBE FANG'S
IN THERE.

Dr. Claw:
EXCELLENT.

GADGET IS HEADING
YOUR WAY.

THIS TIME...

DON'T MISS.

RIGHT, DOCTOR CLAW.

I DON'T LIKE FAILURE,

DO I, MY PET?

[RREOW]

IT SURE IS DARK
IN HERE.

NO SIGN
OF FANG HERE, EITHER.

WELL--

HUH?

YOU MUST BE A GUIDE.

HAVE YOU SEEN FANG
IN HERE?

THROUGH THERE.

UH-OH!

THANK YOU.

HEE HEE HEE!

FUNNY PLACE
TO LEAVE AN AX.

IT SURE IS DARK
DOWN HERE.

HMM...

WELCOME
TO MY LAIR, GADGET.

YOU WON'T ESCAPE ME NOW.

[HEE HEE HEE HEE]

FANG!

[WHISTLES]

FANG! HERE, BOY!

[WHISTLES]

HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA HA!

AH!

FANG! ARE YOU IN HERE?

WHAT THE--

THERE YOU ARE.
HAVE YOU SEEN FANG?

I CAN'T SEE HIM ANYWHERE.

HMM, I WONDER
WHAT'S DOWN THERE.

GO, GO, GADGET ARM!

WATER?

HA HA HA HA!

WOWSERS!
THAT'S SOME DRAINPIPE.

AAH!
HUH?

WHOA!

HEY, YOU SHOULDN'T BE
FOOLING AROUND ON THAT.

YOU COULD FALL
INTO THAT DRAIN.

LET GO AND COME DOWN.

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

WHOOPS!

NO, NO, LET GO!

AAH!
YEOW!

GO, GO, GADGET COAT!

WHOA!

YOU'RE LUCKY I WAS HERE.
YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.

ACCORDING TO MY BOOK,
FANG SHOULD BE UP THERE.

I HOPE UNCLE GADGET
GETS HERE SOON.

HMM...HE SHOULD
BE RIGHT THROUGH
THIS DOOR.

[SNORING]

I THOUGHT
YOU SAID YOU SAW FANG.

IN THERE.

FANG!

HERE, BOY!

[WHISTLES]

HUH?

HEY!

HA HA HA HA!

THAT'S NOT HOW
YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR.

WOWSERS! I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.

HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA!

GO, GO, GADGET KEY!

I SAID,
GO, GO, GADGET KEY!

AAHH!

HEE HEE HEE
HA HA HA!

GO, GO, GADGET KEY!

OUCH.

I'D BETTER
GET THOSE GADGETS FIXED.

STILL NO SIGN
OF FANG ANYWHERE.

BOY, THAT GUIDE
SURE WASN'T
MUCH HELP, EITHER.

OHH...

IDIOT!

YOU LET GADGET ESCAPE?

HAVE THEY DELIVERED
THE RANSOM?

UH, NOT YET,
DOCTOR CLAW.

THEY'D BETTER
COME UP WITH IT SOON,

OR IT'S GOODBYE
FOR THE WONDER DOG.

[HEE HEE HEE]

MAKE SURE
HE DOES NOT ESCAPE.

OH NO! NOW WHAT WILL
THEY DO TO FANG?

[GRRR]

[GASP]

[GRRR]

HA HA HA HA HA!

[GASP]

UH--UH...
HA HA HA!

UH, NICE DOGGY.

UH, EASY BOY.

AAH!

AAH!

[GRRR]

FANG!

IT'S O.K.
I'M A FRIEND.

I'M GLAD
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

I DON'T THINK
IT'S SAFE TO STAY HERE.

WE'D BETTER GO.

FANG! HERE, BOY!

[WHISTLES]

GEE, THIS PLACE
IS REALLY RUN DOWN.

HEE HEE
HA HA HA!

UH-OH.

OOF!

WOWSERS!

THAT SOUNDED
LIKE THUNDER.

BUT I DON'T SEE
ANY CLOUDS.

OH!

THIS CITY
IS REALLY FALLING APART.

THE RANSOM
IS TO BE DELIVERED

TO THE GREEK-ISLAND SET.

BRING THE DOG THERE.

HE'LL COOPERATE
THIS TIME,
DOCTOR CLAW.

SOMEONE'S COMING.

COME ON, FANG.

YOU'RE COMING WITH ME,
WONDER DOG,

LIKE IT OR NOT.

IT'S THAT M.A.D. AGENT.

HA HA HA HA!

WHOOPS!

OH, NO!

[GASP]

THERE'S A FIRE!

WE'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.

THE ONLY WAY OUT IS UP.
COME ON!

Dr. Claw:
YOU STUPID FOOL.

FANG WILL NEVER
ESCAPE THIS ONE.

IF THEY DON'T
GET THE DOG,

I WON'T GET THE RANSOM.

AND AS FOR YOU,

DON'T JUST SIT THERE.

GET GADGET!

WAAH!

[GRRR]

HUH?

AAH!

I CAN'T SEE!

[RUFF]

AAH!
AAH!
AAH!

HERE, FANG!
HERE, BOY!

I WONDER WHERE
THAT SMOKE'S COMING FROM.

I'LL TAKE A BETTER LOOK.
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

GO, GO,
GADGET BINOCULARS!

WOWSERS, A FIRE!

I'D BETTER
GET OVER THERE.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

WELL?

WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?

GET GADGET!

WE'LL HAVE TO
JUMP, FANG.

IT'S OUR ONLY CHANCE.
I'LL GO FIRST.

AAH!

JUMP, FANG! HURRY!

[GASP]

CHIEF QUIMBY,
M.A.D. AGENTS
HAVE SET FIRE

TO THE MOVIE STUDIO.

BRAIN!
FANG IS TRAPPED
ON THE ROOF.

HE'S AFRAID TO JUMP.

THAT'S QUITE A FIRE.

I'LL LOOK CLOSER.

HUH?

WOOF!

STILL NO WORD
FROM FANG'S
KIDNAPPERS, SIR.

OH, NO!

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

FANG! BABY!

WOOF WOOF WOOF!

JUMP, FANG!
YOU CAN DO IT!

INSPECTOR GADGET
AT YOUR SERVICE.

ANYTHING I CAN DO
TO HELP?

YAAH!
OHH!

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

FANG, YOU WERE GREAT!

GOOD WORK, GADGET.

YOU'VE CAPTURED
THE M.A.D. AGENTS.

M.A.D. AGENTS?

AND PREVENTED FANG
FROM BEING KIDNAPPED.

HA HA HA!

OF COURSE, CHIEF.

UH...I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

CURSE IT, GADGET!

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN
THE LAST OF ME.

RELAX.
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

IT'S IMPORTANT
TO TAKE CARE
OF YOUR DOG'S HEALTH.

THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY.

ALL DOGS NEED
TO BE CLEANED
AND EXERCISED.

AND THEY HAVE TO GET
THE PROPER FOOD.

AND LIKE PEOPLE,
DOGS NEED REGULAR
CHECKUPS, TOO.

AND NOW
A YUMMY DOG BISCUIT

FOR BRAIN
THE WONDER DOG.

GO, GO, GADGET ARM!

GADGET ARM,
NOT SKATES!

WHOA!

[COUGH COUGH]

I MUST GET
THOSE GADGETS FIXED.

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