Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 59 - In Seine - full transcript

Millionaires in Paris are being robbed of their jewels and money. M.A.D. is behind the plot; sending warning notes in advance. Since there is no security system to foil Dr. Claw's devilish ...

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[CAR HORNS HONK]

AH, MADAME BOVINE,

MY CREATION SETS OFF
THAT BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS

SAPPHIRE NECKLACE OF YOURS

PERFECTLY.

NOT SO, MON PETIT?

UH-HUH.

MADAME MUST TAKE CARE
OF SUCH A BEAUTIFUL NECKLACE.

IT IS WORTH A FORTUNE.
MM-HMM.

OH, MAIS OUI, MONSIEUR.

I EVEN HAD A THREAT TO
STEAL IT SENT TO MY HOUSE.

SURELY A JOKE.

WELL, JOKE OR NOT,

MY SECURITY SYSTEM
WILL STOP ANY ATTEMPT.



AU REVOIR, MONSIEUR.

AND MERCI.

TONIGHT, M.A.D. CAT,

MADAME BOVINE'S JEWELS
WILL BE MINE.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

INDEED, DR. CLAW,

THERE IS NO WAY
SHE CAN PROTECT HERSELF

AGAINST MY LITTLE BROTHER.

Both: HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

WELL, HOW DO YOU LIKE
MY NEW TRENCH COAT?

IT LOOKS GREAT,
UNCLE GADGET.

HMM...PENNY, DON'T YOU
THINK THESE PANCAKES

ARE A BIT TOO THIN?

THOSE AREN'T PANCAKES,
UNCLE GADGET.

THEY'RE FRENCH CREPES.

I'M STUDYING
FRENCH COOKING AT SCHOOL.

[SNIFFS] MMM...

SMELLS GOOD.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

WOWSERS! THAT'S
THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?
IN THE ATTIC?

GOT IT. UH, EXCUSE ME, BUT I
HAVE TO GO SEE CHIEF QUIMBY.

WE'D BETTER
CHECK THIS OUT, BRAIN.

HMM. CHIEF,
WHERE ARE YOU?

GADGET, I'M OVER HERE.

CLEVER DISGUISE, CHIEF.

HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT,
GADGET.

"PARIS MILLIONAIRES
BEING ROBBED OF FORTUNES,

"JEWELS, AND MONEY.

"M.A.D. IS BEHIND IT.

"WARNING NOTE
SENT IN ADVANCE.

"NO SECURITY SYSTEM
HAS BEEN ABLE TO FOIL THEM.

MUST STOP. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

WELL, OFF TO PARIS.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

ANY FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS,
CHIEF?

[GRUNTS]

JUST GO.

YES, DR. CLAW.

GADGET IS COMING
TO PARIS.

MAKE SURE IT'S
A ONE-WAY TRIP.

AH, PAR-EE.

THE CHAMPS ELYSEES.

THE EIFFEL TOWER.

THE ARC DE TRIUMPH.

WOW.

GOSH, UNCLE GADGET, IT WOULD
BE FUN TO TAKE A TOUR.

WELCOME TO PAR-EE.

HERE ARE 3
COMPLIMENTARY TICKETS

FOR A TOUR ON ZE SEINE.

WHY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
MY GOOD MAN.

IT SEEMS INSPECTOR GADGET'S
FAME HAS PRECEDED HIM

ALL THE WAY TO PARIS.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

DRIVE ON. WE MUST
BE ON ZE BOAT

TO MAKE SURE GADGET
NEVER GETS OFF.

[BOAT HORN BLOWS]

WOW! THAT'S
THE FAMOUS

LOUVRE MUSEUM.

YES, IT LOOKS OLD.

AND OVER THERE

IS THE BEAUTIFUL
NOTRE DAME CATHEDRAL.

MAKE YOUR MOVE NOW WHILE
HE IS WATCHING THE SIGHTS.

WOWSERS! IT'S GETTING DARK.

LOOKS LIKE RAIN.

GO, GO, GADGET-BRELLA.

OOH...

AAH!

BRAIN, DID YOU
SEE THAT?

A MAN TRIED TO ATTACK
UNCLE GADGET.

AHH, IT'S PASSED.

OH, ZEE GREAT LE POUF MUST
DO EVERYTHING FOR HIMSELF.

[HORN BLOWS]

EH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[GASPS]

OH, HI THERE.

UH, BON--BONJOUR,
MONSIEUR.

PLEASE,
EXCUSE MY AUDACITY,

BUT YOU HAVE A LOOSE
THREAD ON YOUR COAT.

OH, THANK YOU.
I HAVE A WAY
TO TIGHTEN IT.

GO, GO, GADGET COAT.

[POP]

OH, SORRY, SIR.

UNCLE GADGET,
LOOK AT YOUR COAT.

WOWSERS!

HMM...

ALLOW ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

I AM ZEE GREAT
FRENCH DESIGNER

LE POUF,

AND I INSIST THAT YOU
COME TO MY SHOP

AND I REPLACE
YOUR TORN COAT.

WELL, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
I'LL DO THAT.

SEE YOU LATER,
THEN?

BYE.

SOMETHING TELLS ME
NOT TO TRUST THAT MAN,
BRAIN.

YEAH!

GEE, THEY'RE ALL
SO NICE, UNCLE GADGET.

WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE?

IT'S HARD TO DECIDE.

ABSOLUTELY STUNNING,
MADAME DENEUVE.

HOW CAN I EVER
THANK YOU?

OH, WE'LL FIND
A WAY, MADAME.

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

SOMEONE IN HERE
HAS ELECTRONIC EQUIPMENT.

IT'S EITHER MONSIEUR LE POUF
OR MADAME DENEUVE.

FIND A DISGUISE
AND KEEP YOUR EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.

SOMETHING'S
STRANGE HERE.

RUFF RUFF!

EXCUSE ME.

I'M MADAME DENEUVE.

YOUR CHIEF TOLD ME
TO CONTACT YOU HERE.

OH.

OH, YES. I RECEIVED
A WARNING

THAT MY JEWEL COLLECTION
WOULD BE STOLEN TONIGHT.

HERE'S MY ADDRESS.

I'LL SEE YOU
THIS EVENING?

WHY, YES,
OF COURSE.

NOW, MONSIEUR GADGET,
ABOUT THAT COAT...

YES. UH...

OW!

HOLD STILL. THERE.

AH, BUT HE IS ONLY
HALF-DRESSED WITHOUT A BELT.

[TICKING]

THANK YOU.

FAIT ACCOMPLI, MON PETIT.

ZAT SELF-DESTRUCT BELT WILL
TAKE CARE OF ZIS MEDDLER.

HUH?

WELL, PENNY,
I THINK IT--

AAH!
OOF!

LADY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LOOK. YOU'VE GOT
MY NEW COAT ALL DIRTY.

THAT'S OK, UNCLE GADGET.

I'LL CLEAN IT OFF WITH SOME
WATER FROM THE FOUNTAIN.

AND IF THAT
DOESN'T WORK,

YOU'LL GET
THE CLEANING BILL.

OHH!

MADAME, SHE SAID CLEAN,
NOT DROWNED.

[MUFFLED EXPLOSION]

WHEW.

OH, WELL.
UH, THANKS, ANYWAY.

HMM. NICE STRONG DOOR.

THIS SHOULD BE
AN EASY PLACE TO GUARD.

DON'T LET HIM OUT
OF YOUR SIGHT, BRAIN.

BOW WOW.

OUI, MONSIEUR?

INSPECTOR GADGET HERE
TO PROTECT MADAME'S JEWELS.

OUI, MONSIEUR.

THANK YOU.

WOWSERS! WHAT A PLACE.

AHH, INSPECTOR.
NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

LET US START
WITH A SMALL TOUR.

MY SECURITY SYSTEM.

AND, OF COURSE,
MORE HIDDEN CAMERAS.

QUITE A SETUP,
I MUST SAY.

TO STEP ON THAT RUG

WILL TRIGGER A SPRAY
OF SLEEPING GAS.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

LE POUF, ARE YOU
GETTING ALL OF THIS?

OUI , DR. CLAW.

MY LITTLE BROTHER WILL
FIND ZIS GUIDED TOUR

MOST HELPFUL.

HEH HEH.

WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'VE
GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

I AM GOING TO RETIRE
FOR THE EVENING.

PLEASE, MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.

YOU MAY SLEEP
SECURELY, MADAME,

WITH INSPECTOR GADGET
ON DUTY.

HMM. NOPE, CAN'T DO
ANYTHING. YOUR TURN.

ALL'S WELL OUT HERE, BRAIN.
WAIT. WHAT'S THIS?

THERE YOU ARE,
MY LITTLE CREATION.

NOW GO TO WORK.

WHAT'S THAT? OHH!

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

I'VE GOT TO GET INSIDE.

SOMEHOW THAT
ROBOT IS DEACTIVATING
EVERYTHING MECHANICAL,

AND THAT COULD INCLUDE
UNCLE GADGET.

[ELECTRONIC BEEPING]

[SNARLS]

[GRRR]

[BOTH YELP]

SOMETHING IS...

SHORT-CIRCUITING
MY G-G-G-GADGETS.

THAT FEELS BETTER.

[SNORING]

[INHALES] OOH...OOH...

[SNORES]

[TUMBLERS CLICK]

ALL IS WORKING FINE,
DR. CLAW.

MAKE SURE YOU TAKE CARE
OF INSPECTOR GADGET

BEFORE YOU LEAVE.

CONSIDER IT DONE, DR. CLAW.

MON PETIT, YOU HAVE
WORK TO DO INSIDE. GO.

THAT ROBOT HAS NEUTRALIZED
ALL THE ALARM SYSTEMS.

[GASPS] UNCLE GADGET.

[GADGET SNORES]

BRAIN!

BRAIN, BRAIN, WAKE UP.

SOMEONE'S STEALING--
[GASPS] UH-OH.

WE'VE GOT COMPANY.

[SNORES]

Le Pouf: QUIETLY,
MON PETI T, QUIETLY.

HUH?

HUH?

ARGH! OOH!

[STRAINING]

HURRY, MON PETIT.
WE HAVE NO TIME.

I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THEM.

YOU STAY AND TAKE CARE
OF UNCLE GADGET.

[WHIMPERS]

[SNORING]

HUH?

NOW, WHERE WAS I?

[DOGS BARK]
UH-OH.

[WOOF]

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.

NICE PUPPIES.

[WOOF WOOF]

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER.

WOW-OW-OW-OWSERS!

HELP! MY JEWELS
HAVE BEEN STOLEN.

RELAX, MADAME DENEUVE.

I'VE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME
WITH YOUR GUARD DOGS.

YOU'RE HAVING A NIGHTMARE.

IMPOSSIBLE. HOW COULD SOMEONE
HAVE GOTTEN PAST YOUR DOGS?

AND IF THEY DID,
HOW DID THEY GET PAST ME?

I DON'T KNOW,
BUT MY JEWELS ARE GONE.

I SUSPECT
YOUR SECURITY SYSTEMS
ARE AT FAULT.

[ALARMS SOUND]

HUH?

AHA! THE CULPRIT!

HEY, WAIT!

STOP IN THE NAME OF THE--OOF!

[BARKING]

[WHIMPERS]

LOAD UP THE JEWELS,
MON PETIT.

SOON THEY WILL NO LONGER
BE IN FRANCE,

AND NEITHER WILL WE.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

[GASPS]

[GASPS]

QUICKLY, MON PETIT...

OUR ESCAPE.

BRAIN,
I'M IN THE SEWERS.

LE POUF HAS THE JEWELS.
HE'S ESCAPING IN A SUB.

GET UNCLE GADGET.

[SNIFFING]

THERE MUST BE A CLUE
HERE SOMEWHERE.

GO, GO, GADGET
MAGNIFYING GLASS.

AHA!

I SEE 2 CLUES.

[WOOF WOOF
WOOF WOOF]

[WOOF WOOF WOOF]

NO! NO, PUPPIES!
WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER!

WOWSERS! GO, GO,
GADGET COAT!

[WHIMPERING]

MY POOR DOGS!

WOWSERS! ANOTHER
TRENCH COAT RUINED.

HOW CAN I CONTINUE
THIS INVESTIGATION?

I MUST GET A NEW ONE.

HMM. WE HAVE A VISITOR.

GET HER,
MON PETIT.

OH, IF THERE
WAS ONLY A WAY

I COULD FOLLOW THEM
WITHOUT BEING SEEN. OHHH!

SO...

SEE WHAT YOU GET
FOR MEDDLING?

LOCK HER UP.

OH, NO.

LET'S GO. WE MUST
GET OUT OF PAR-EE.

NO ONE WILL EXPECT
A SUBMARINE
IN THE SEINE.

CLOSED.

HUH. AHA!

MY GOOD MAN! JUST
WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR!

I NEED A TRENCH COAT!

NEVER HEARD OF
SALESMAN WHO RUNS AWAY
FROM HIS CUSTOMERS.

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

BRAIN, GET UNCLE GADGET
DOWN HERE.

WE'RE IN A SUBMARINE.

[PANTING] I THOUGHT
I'D NEVER CATCH YOU!

NOW, LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU HAVE.

Penny: UNCLE GADGET'S
GOT TO STOP THE SUB.

I'LL CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.

THIS COAT FITS
LIKE A GLOVE.

I'LL TAKE IT.

[RIP]

NOW, THAT'S IT.
I'VE HAD IT.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES.

WHOOPS!

THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

WOWSERS!

WHOA!

I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

THAT PEDLAR
DESTROYED MY COAT.

AFTER HIM!

WELL, WE'VE DONE IT.

AND WHAT A HAUL.

IT'S ALL OURS,
DR. CLAW.

I'LL FEEL SAFER WHEN
YOU GET OUT OF PARIS.

I THINK
I'VE GOT IT.

THIS SHOULD RAISE THE SUB.

WHAT?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

[SIREN]

NOW, ABOUT MY COAT!

WOWSERS!

LOOK WHAT
YOU'VE DONE!

YOU SIDESWIPED
THAT SUBMARINE!

[SIREN BLARING]

HANDS UP.

CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET.

YOU'VE DESTROYED
ANOTHER M.A.D. PLOT.

TAKE THEM AWAY,
OFFICERS,

ALONG WITH
THE JEWELS.

JUST ONE WORD
WITH MONSIEUR LE POUF
BEFORE YOU GO.

I WONDER WHEN I MIGHT
DROP BY YOUR SHOP
AND GET A NEW COAT?

WHEN WILL IT
BE OPEN
AGAIN?

Le Pouf:
PERHAPS 20 YEARS,

MAKE ZAT 30.

Dr. Claw: WE'LL
MEET AGAIN, GADGET.

WE'LL MEET AGAIN SOON.

IT'S NOT OVER

BETWEEN US!

WELL, YOU'VE SOLVED
ANOTHER CASE,
UNCLE GADGET.

THAT WAS THE EASY PART.

THE HARD PART WAS
GETTING MY COAT REPAIRED.

OH, LOOK, PENNY.

THAT POOR LITTLE DOGGY'S LOST.

HELLO THERE.

[WOOF]

WOWSERS!

[GRRR]

YIKES!
[GRRR]

UNCLE GADGET!

[GROWLING AND YELLING]

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

THIS SHOULD TEACH US
ALL A LESSON, PENNY.

THAT'S RIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET.

NEVER TRY TO PET
STRANGE DOGS
OR ANIMALS.

SOMETIMES EVEN
NICE DOGS CAN BITE

IF THEY'RE SCARED
OR LOST.

MAYBE I SHOULD START
WEARING A CAPE.