Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 58 - Snakin' All Over - full transcript

Inspector Gadget 's mission is to guard a priceless coin collection from the evil clutches of M.A.D. Safety Tip: Proper home maintenance can prevent major problems.

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET ♪

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

WOWSERS! I HAVEN'T SEEN
THIS MUCH SNOW

SINCE THAT EPISODE
IN THE ARCTIC.

UNCLE GADGET!

HE CAN'T HEAR ME
WITH THOSE EARMUFFS ON.

[BRAIN BARKING]

TIME FOR LUNCH.

SCHOOL?
I'LL GIVE YOU
A RIDE TO SCHOOL

WHEN I FINISH
THE DRIVEWAY.

IT'S SATURDAY.

I WONDER WHY PENNY
WANTS TO GO TO SCHOOL
ON A SATURDAY?

ALL FINISHED.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

UNCLE GADGET,
THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.



SURE, A CHEESE SANDWICH
WOULD BE FINE.

[RING]

THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE?

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

YOU BETTER START LUNCH
WITHOUT ME, PENNY.

IT'S OK.
WE'LL WAIT.

CHIEF? CHIEF?!

OW!

AHA! THERE YOU ARE.

HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

"WORLD'S MOST VALUABLE
COIN COLLECTION,

"PART OF FIRSTPENNY ESTATE,

"TO BE AUCTIONED OFF
FOR CHARITY TOMORROW.

"SUSPECT M.A.D.
WILL ATTEMPT TO STEAL IT.

"YOU MUST STOP THEM.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

YOU KNOW ME, CHIEF.

I'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR CHARITY.

NO!

NO TIME FOR LUNCH,
PENNY.

[WHINES]

I'M OFF TO GUARD
THE FIRSTPENNY
COIN COLLECTION.

HE'S RIGHT, BRAIN.

THERE'S NO TIME
FOR LUNCH.

[WHIMPERS]

THE FIRSTPENNY
COIN COLLECTION
IS WORTH MILLIONS.

IF DR. CLAW STEALS IT,

HE'LL USE THE MONEY
TO START A MAJOR
CRIME WAVE.

YOU FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.

I'LL GET
MY COMPUTER BOOK

AND MEET YOU
AT THE FIRSTPENNY
MANSION.

RUFF.

[EVIL CHUCKLING]

EVERYTHING IS GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN,
DR. CLAW.

ONCE MY LITTLE FRIENDS
REPLACE THE COIN COLLECTION
WITH FAKES,

I'LL POSE AS THE AUCTIONEER
AND AUCTION THEM OFF.

WE'LL HAVE THE REAL COINS
AND THE MONEY.

Dr. Claw: EXCELLENT.

KEEP ME INFORMED.

I'LL BE THERE TO PICK UP
THE COINS MYSELF.

YOU'D THINK
WITH ALL HIS MONEY,

OLD MR. FIRSTPENNY
COULD HAVE SPENT
A FEW DOLLARS ON MAINTENANCE.

WHOOPS. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED TO GUARD
SOME COINS.

I'LL HAVE A QUICK LOOK AROUND
TO CHECK SECURITY.

HMM.

WHO ARE THESE
SUSPICIOUS-LOOKING
CHARACTERS?

THEY ARE THE BIG BIDDERS
FOR TOMORROW'S AUCTION.

I'M THE AUCTIONEER.
MY NAME IS PROFESSOR VENOM.

[HISSING]

I'LL MAKE A NOTE
OF THAT.

[GROWLING]
[HISSING]

I KNEW IT.

A M.A.D. AGENT.

YOU THERE! HALT!

[YELLS]

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

STOP WHERE YOU ARE!

GUH!

HUH? WHAT? WHERE?

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

AHA.
YOU MUST BE PART
OF THE SECURITY FORCE.

I AM THE SECURITY FORCE,
SONNY.

WELL,
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO HELP GUARD

THE PRICELESS
COIN COLLECTION.

I'VE BEEN GUARDING
THIS COIN COLLECTION
FOR 73 YEARS,

AND I DON'T NEED NO FANCY
CITY DETECTIVE TO HELP ME.

NOW, GIT!

I'M SORRY
THAT M.A.D. AGENT
GOT AWAY.

I WOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM,
BUT THAT OLD GUARD
GOT IN MY WAY.

WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT
AFTER YOU'RE SETTLED.

[CHUCKLING]

[RATTLING]

HMM. AN INTERCOM.

[RATTLING]

HELLO. IS THIS THE KITCHEN?

COULD YOU PLEASE
SEND UP A CHEESE SANDWICH?

I WISH I HADN'T
SKIPPED LUNCH.

I REALLY COULD USE A BITE.

[RATTLING]

AAH!

NO WONDER
FIRSTPENNY WAS RICH.

HE NEVER SPENT A CENT
TO FIX ANYTHING.

SOMEBODY COULD
GET HURT AROUND HERE.

THIS WHOLE HOUSE
IS A DISASTER AREA.

[RATTLING]

EVEN THE RADIATORS RATTLE.

MAYBE I CAN FIX IT.

GO, GO, GADGET MALLET.

[CLUNK]

THERE. THAT'S BETTER.

I WONDER WHAT'S TAKING
MY LUNCH SO LONG?

HMM.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES.

[BARKING]
HELLO?

[RATTLING]

CRUMBS! IT DOESN'T EVEN
HAVE AN ALARM SYSTEM.

HMM. I CAN USE
THAT OLD FIRE ESCAPE.

[RATTLING]

AAH!

RA-AWR!

BOW-WOW!

GOOD TO SEE YOU, BRAIN.

[BARKING]

[HISSING]

[BARKING]

NO, THANKS, BRAIN.
I'M NOT HUNGRY.

I'M GOING TO CHECK OUT
THE COIN COLLECTION.

YOU MAKE SURE
NOTHING HAPPENS
TO UNCLE GADGET.

AHA!

SO THERE'S
MY CHEESE SANDWICH.

[GROWLS]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

AH.

HUH?

ARF?

WHEW!

ALL RIGHT, YOU JOKER.
WHERE'S MY LUNCH?

I'LL BET THAT GUARD
PUT HIM UP TO THIS.

PROFESSOR VENOM!

[YOWLS]

YES, DR. CLAW?

YOU HAVE FAILED.

GADGET IS STILL ALIVE.

DON'T WORRY, DR. CLAW.

I HAVE ANOTHER PLAN.
I WON'T MISS THIS TIME.

THIS SHOULD GIVE ME
A GOOD VIEW OF THE COIN ROOM.

NOW, LET'S SEE.

WHO ARE THOSE GUYS?

Gadget:
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

WHO ARE YOU?!

FLINKELFLOPPEN
AND FLINKELFLOPPEN.

WE'RE THE APPRAISERS.

YOU MUST BE
INSPECTOR GADGET.

THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M HERE TO GUARD THE COINS.

THE COINS IN THIS CASE
ARE WORTH OVER $60 MILLION.

WOWSERS.

THIS ONE COIN IS WORTH
ALMOST $4 MILLION.

WHOOPS!

OH, NO!

I'LL GET IT.

GOT IT!

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
SONNY.

ON YOUR FEET,
YOU NO-ACCOUNT
COIN RUSTLER.

GET ME SOME ROPE,
BOYS.

INSPECTOR GADGET,

I HEARD STRANGE NOISES
COMING FROM YOUR ROOM.

OH? IT MUST BE
MY FIRST SUSPECT.

HERE.
PUT THIS IN A SAFE PLACE.

CONSARN CITY SLICKER.

LET'S SEE IF THE INTRUDER
LEFT ANY CLUES.

[CLOCK TICKING]

OHH.

[TICKING CONTINUES]

[YELPS]

YIKES!

WELL, ACCORDING
TO MY COMPUTER BOOK,

THOSE 2 APPRAISERS
ARE FOR REAL.

NOW TO CHECK ON THE COINS.

[BEEPING]

BRAIN?

[BARKING]

UNCLE GADGET'S
BEEN MESMERIZED?!

[HISSES]

[GASPING]

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

[BARKING]

[YELPS]

[GASPS]

[HISSES]

COME ON, BRAIN.

QUICK!
INTO THE LAUNDRY CHUTE.

THIS IS VERY STRANGE,
BRAIN.

WHAT WOULD
A BOA CONSTRICTOR
BE DOING HERE?

WE'D BETTER FIND
UNCLE GADGET.

THE COIN ROOM! COME ON!

WHERE AM I?

[GUNSHOT]
WOWSERS!

[GUNSHOTS]
HE'S AT IT AGAIN.

DID I GET HIM?

GET WHO?

WHAT'S HAPPENING?

CHECK THE COINS.

I HEARD SOMEBODY
MOVING AROUND IN HERE.

[SIREN]
NOBODY MOVE!

YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

[CLONK]

GADGET.

DON'T WORRY.
INSPECTOR GADGET IS HERE.

AHA!

A TUNNEL THROUGH THE CEILING.

OBVIOUSLY WE'RE DEALING
WITH PROFESSIONALS HERE.

INSPECTOR,
THERE'S BEEN A MISTAKE.

ALL THE COINS
ARE STILL HERE.

I SCARED 'EM OFF.

BUT I'M THE ONE
WHO'LL CATCH THEM.

GO, GO, GADGET SPRINGS.

INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ON THE TRAIL.

LOOK, THE COINS
IN THE FIRST CASE
WERE ALL AUTHENTIC.

WHY DON'T YOU
JUST SKIP THE OTHER TWO?

WE MUST APPRAISE
EACH COIN,

OR ELSE YOU CAN'T
AUCTION THEM TOMORROW.

WE MUST KNOW
WHAT THEY ARE WORTH

TO KNOW WHERE
TO START THE BIDDING.

OK, BUT MAKE IT SNAPPY.

SOMETHING FUNNY
GOING ON HERE, BRAIN.

I'D BETTER DOUBLE-CHECK.

HOLY COW!

THE COINS
IN THE FIRST CASE ARE FAKES.

SOMEONE HAS SWITCHED
THE REAL COINS WITH PHONY ONES.

I'VE GOT A HUNCH, BRAIN,

BUT I'LL HAVE TO GET IN
TO SEE THOSE COINS.

OUR PLAN IS WORKING,
DR. CLAW.

I'VE ALREADY SWITCHED
THE FIRST COIN CASE.

YES, PROFESSOR,
BUT THERE IS SOMETHING
YOU'VE FORGOTTEN.

YES, DR. CLAW?

GET GADGET!

WELL, MY FRIENDS,

WE HAVEN'T BEEN
VERY SUCCESSFUL,
HAVE WE?

I SHOULD HAVE LET YOU
DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE,
MY PET.

NOT ME. GADGET.

AT LEAST YOUR END
WILL BE QUICK, GADGET.

THAT'S THE LAST ONE.

I MAKE THE TOTAL
$37 MILLION.

YEE-HOO!

THAT'LL SURE TAKE CARE
OF A LOT OF ORPHANS.

GUARD IT WELL.

WE'LL SEE YOU
AT THE AUCTION.

37 MILLION. WOW.

[YAWNS]

[SNORING]

NOW'S MY CHANCE, BRAIN.

I'M GONG TO PLANT
A HOMING DEVICE
ON ONE OF THE OTHER COINS.

IF IT GOES ANYWHERE,
WE'LL KNOW IT.

[SNORING]

[GUNSHOT]

IDENTIFY YOURSELF,
OR I'LL SHOOT.

AND I WON'T MISS THIS TIME.

Guard: YOU BETTER
COME ON OUT.

I'M GONNA COUNT TO 3.

1...

2...

[BARKING]

OH, IT'S JUST
A LITTLE DOGGIE.

WHEW!

HEH HEH HEH.

WAIT A MINUTE.

I BET THAT
CITY SLICKER
DETECTIVE

IS PULLING
A TRICK ON ME.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
DOG!

WHOA!

I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME!

THAT M.A.D. AGENT
POSING AS A BIDDER

MUST BE AROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE.

COME IN, BRAIN.

I'VE PLACED THE HOMING DEVICE
ON THE COINS.

YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.

[BARKS]

HMM.

NOBODY IN HERE.

AHA! IT'S YOU!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!

YES, DR. CLAW,

I'LL HAVE
ALL THE COINS
IN A SHORT WHILE.

I'M ON MY WAY TO PICK UP
THE REAL COINS.

YOU STAY AND AUCTION OFF
THE PHONIES.

[CHUCKLING]

IT'S TOO RISKY
TO GO BACK
TO THE CLOSET.

I'LL HAVE TO MONITOR
THE COINS FROM HERE.

THE COINS ARE MOVING!

THIS SIGNAL WILL SHOW ME
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

STOP! THIEF!

THIEF?!

I KNEW
YOU WAS NO DETECTIVE.

STOP, THIEF!

[HOMING DEVICE BEEPING]

THE HOMING SIGNAL STOPS HERE.

THE COINS MUST BE
IN THIS ROOM.

COME IN, BRAIN.

BRING UNCLE GADGET
TO PROFESSOR VENOM'S ROOM.

QUICK!

[WHISTLES]

Gadget: SO THERE YOU ARE!

STOP, THIEF!

STOP, THIEF!

EXCELLENT.

ONLY I, PROFESSOR VENOM,

COULD TRAIN YOU SNAKES
TO DO THIS.

NOW, TO GET THESE COINS
TO DR. CLAW.

HE'S TAKING THE COINS
TO DR. CLAW!

AAH! OH!

[HISSES]
[SCREAMS]

AFTER HER!

Gadget: STOP, THIEF!

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES.

OH!

[HISSING]

[GASPS]

AAH!

HALT!

STOP, THIEF!

OH, NO!

OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

[GASPS]

[SIREN]

[HISSING]

THAT COLD AIR
OUGHT TO IMMOBILIZE YOU.

NOW TO CALL CHIEF QUIMBY.

NOW, WHERE DID HE GO?

INTERFERING
WITH THE LAW, EH?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

YOU AIN'T NO DETECTIVE.

YOU'RE TRYING
TO STEAL THE COINS.

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST,
SONNY.

[CHUCKLING] AAH!

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

GOOD WORK, GADGET.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

WELL, THIS TIME,
I HAD A LITTLE HELP, CHIEF.

Quimby:
JUST LIKE YOU, GADGET.

ALWAYS GIVING CREDIT
TO SOMEONE ELSE.

I'M JUST TERRIBLY MODEST,
CHIEF.

WHEN YOU'RE
THE WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE,

YOU HAVE TO BE.

YOUR END IS COMING, GADGET.

I PROMISE YOU,
YOUR END IS COMING.

ARE YOU GOING TO FIX
THE GARAGE DOOR, UNCLE GADGET?

IT'S ONLY JAMMED.
I'LL FIX IT LATER.

THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED
TO THE REPAIRS NEEDED

AT THE FIRSTPENNY MANSION.

SAY, RACE YOU TO THE HOUSE.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES.

WOWSERS!

UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU OK?!

YES, PENNY.
IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH
TO CAUSE AN ACCIDENT.

THAT'S RIGHT, UNCLE GADGET.

PROPER HOME MAINTENANCE
MEANS FIXING SOMETHING
AS SOON AS IT'S BROKEN.

AND THAT'S WHY I
FIXED THIS DOOR NOW,

INSTEAD OF LATER.