Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 57 - Unhenged - full transcript

Gadget receives an assignment that brings him to Scotland. There, he investigates on what the mysterious druids are doing. What he does not know that they are really M.A.D. agents that are trying to construct a weapon that is aimed to destroy the Tower Of London. Gadget has to stop Dr.Claw from destroying the Tower of London.

[SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[MUTTERING]

[OHH]

AAH!

THANKS, BRAIN.

HOW ARE YOU DOING,
UNCLE GADGET?

ONLY ONE MORE
SOLAR PANEL TO GO.

ARE YOU SURE
YOUR SOLAR ENERGY SYSTEM
WILL WORK?

AS SURE AS THE SUN SHINES.

I DESIGNED IT MYSELF.

GO, GO, GADGET SCREWDRIVER!

OOPS.

AAH...
[EYAA]

AAH!



THANK GOODNESS
WE USE SOFT WATER.

ARE YOU OK?

OF COURSE.

[RINGING]

WOWSERS!
IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

COME ON, BRAIN.

CHIEF?

HMM, I'M GETTING A TAN.

WHY, CHIEF.

HERE'S YOUR ASSIGNMENT,
GADGET.

"ASTROPHYSICISTS DISAPPEARING
FROM SOLAR POWER PROJECT
AT STONEHENGE.

"SUSPECT M.A.D. RANSOM SCHEME.

"THEY MUST BE RESCUED.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

SURE THING, CHIEF.

YOU CAN COUNT ON ME.

[GASPS]

[BOOM]

WHAT A WAY
TO MAKE A LIVING.

WELL, I'M OFF
TO STONEHENGE.

I SHOULD BE HOME
IN A FEW DAYS.

TAKE CARE OF PENNY,
BRAIN.

[RARFF]

GOOD-BYE, UNCLE GADGET.

FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

[RUFF]

♪ BA BA, BA BO BA BA BA

♪ BA BO BA BA

UH-OH!

THAT GUY WAS ON
THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ROAD.

WHOAA!

GET ON YOUR OWN SIDE
OF THE ROAD!

THAT MUST BE HOW THE ENGLISH
WELCOME THEIR VISITORS.

HOW QUAINT.

WOWSERS!

IT'S GETTING LATE.

GO, GO, GADGETMOBILE!

[HOWLS]

BRAIN, I'M IN TOWN.

MAKE SURE UNCLE GADGET
GETS HERE SAFELY.

I HOPE UNCLE GADGET
STAYS OUT OF--OHH!

WHO ARE THEY?

HMM...

I'M SURE I SAW--

[SNIFF SNIFF]

INCENSE?

COULD THEY HAVE REALLY
BEEN DRUIDS?

AGENT, REPORT!

HAVE THE MEMBERS OF
THE SOLAR ENERGY RESEARCH TEAM

COMPLETED MY HEAT CANNON?

I STILL NEED DR. FLASHPAN.

WE'LL GET HIM TONIGHT.

AND TOMORROW, WE'LL BLAST
THE TOWER OF LONDON.

[RREOWRIGHT]

AS FOR GADGET...

I WANT HIM ELIMINATED...

FOREVER!

AYE, DON'T WORRY, DR. CLAW.
LEAVE THAT TO ME.

WHAT?

HMM, HELLO THERE.

WHAT'S THAT YOU'RE DOING?

I'M A PEAT DIGGER.

WELL, PETE, WHICH WAY
TO STONEHENGE?

OH, YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
HANGING AROUND THERE
AT NIGHT, MATE.

NOT WITH THOSE DRUIDS
OUT THERE.

DRUIDS?

THAT'S RIGHT.
AN ANCIENT CULT
THAT WORSHIPS THE SUN

AND PERFORMS
SECRET CEREMONIES.

SECRET CEREMONIES.
SOUNDS LIKE MY OLD
FRATERNITY DAYS.

YOU'D BEST GO TO TOWN
AND STAY AT THE INN,

BUT FIRST, COULD YOU
GIVE ME A HAND?

SURE, PETE.

AII-YAAA!

HEH HEH HEH.

EH, YOU SEEMED TO HAVE
OVERWATERED YOUR LAWN.

[GRRRR]

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

HAR HAR HAR HAR.

[WHARRR]

MAY I BORROW YOUR CAR,
GADGET?

HA HA HAR HAR!

[HUHH]

OOH OOH OOH.

[HOHH]

HMM.

GO, GO, GADGETCOPTER.

EH, HOW ABOUT
GO, GO, GADGET COAT?

THAT DOES IT.

I HAVE TO GET
THESE GADGETS FIXED.

NOW, WHERE'S MY GADGETMOBILE?

I MUST HAVE LEFT IT
ON AUTOMATIC PILOT.

OH, OFFICER,
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M ON A TOP SECRET ASSIGNMENT,
AND I MUST GET INTO TOWN.

THANK YOU, OFFICER.

HMM, GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.

IF YOU SEE PETE, TELL HIM
I'VE GONE INTO TOWN.

[RARRF]

[MUTTERING]

[GRUMBLES]

HEY!

THAT AUTOPILOT WORKS BETTER
THAN I THOUGHT.

[CRASH]

WHILE I'M HERE, I MIGHT
AS WELL GET A ROOM.

WELCOME TO
THE WOLFHOUND INN.

THANK YOU.

PETE?

PETE!

WHERE DID YOU GO?

I THOUGHT MAYBE
THOSE DRUIDS GOT YOU.

DRUIDS?

HAH!

MIND IF I JOIN YOU?

WELL, PETE, I TOOK YOUR ADVICE
AND CAME INTO TOWN.

YOU SEE,
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M LOOKING FOR THE MISSING
SOLAR SCIENTISTS.

I KNOW SOME
SOLAR SCIENTISTS.

UH, WAIT A SECOND.

I'M A SOLAR SCIENTIST.

MY NAME'S DR. FLASHPAN.

REALLY? COULD YOU
GIVE ME SOME POINTERS

ON MY SOLAR HEATING SYSTEM
AT HOME?

AT HOME?

NO. AT STONEHENGE.

WE MUST FIND OUT
IF THE STONE FORMATIONS

HAVE ANYTHING TO DO
WITH SOLAR POWER.

AHA! YOU'RE ONE OF THE UNMISSING
MISSING SCIENTISTS.

MISSING? OH, THEY'RE
PROBABLY JUST LOST.

WE GET LOST A LOT.

TOO MANY THINGS
ON OUR MINDS.

IT'S THE DRUIDS
THAT'S TAKEN THEM.

THEIR SPIRITS HAVE COME BACK
TO PROTECT STONEHENGE.

WELL, I'M GOING
TO RETURN TO CAMP.

ANYONE WANT A RIDE
TO STONEHENGE?

Pete: BEWARE! THERE ARE
SPIRITS ABOUT.

AHH!

THE DRUIDS!

DRUIDS INDEED!
[LAUGHS]

OOF! EYAA!

THERE, UH--
WOULD YOU FELLOWS
LIKE A LIFT

BACK TO STONEHENGE?

WAIT! MY CAR'S
THE OTHER WAY!

GOSH!

NOW THAT WE HAVE
DR. FLASHPAN,

MAKE SURE YOU
GET RID OF GADGET.

FLASHPAN WILL UNWITTINGLY
PUT THE FINAL TOUCHES
ON MY HEAT RAY,

AND AT NOON TOMORROW,

THE TOWER OF LONDON
WILL BE NO MORE.

BRAIN, ARE YOU THERE?

DR. FLASHPAN'S BEEN
KIDNAPPED BY DRUIDS.

I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THEM.

I'LL CONTACT YOU
FROM STONEHENGE.

[MUTTERING]

AHH...

EARLY TO BED,
EARLY TO RISE.

ALWAYS ON DUTY.

[YAWNS]

[SIGHS]

[GASPS]

WHOA!

RAAWR!

RAAWR!

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

[WHIMPERS]

THE BATHROOM MUST BE
DOWN THE HALL.

I KNOW IT RAINS IN ENGLAND,

BUT SNOW IN THE SUMMER?

WHEW!

WHOAAHH!

[CRASH]

I KNOW THEY MUST HAVE--
YIKES!

BRAIN, HELP!

[MUFFLED SCREAMS]

[BOW-WOW]

I HOPE BRAIN HEARD ME.

[AHA]

[ARRR]

[GRRR]

YAA! MAD DOG!
YAA! MAD DOG!

[GROWLING]
BRAIN!

OH, GOOD WORK!

HA. I THINK YOU SCARED THEM
ACROSS THE ENGLISH CHANNEL.

I THINK
WE'VE BEEN TRICKED.

THAT WAS NO MAD DOG.

WE'VE GOT TO FIND OUT
WHAT THE DRUIDS ARE UP TO.

MY BOOK WILL HELP US.

EH, WHAT'S THAT?

IT'S THE GIRL
AND THE DOG.

LET'S GO.

NO. NOT SO FAST.

LET'S SNEAK UP
THIS TIME.

YEAH. YEAH.

BRAIN, LOOK OUT.

RUN, BRAIN!

HURRY! GET TO THE FOREST
SO WE CAN HIDE THERE.

Penny:
KEEP RUNNING, BRAIN.

UH-OH. THEY'VE SEEN US!

OH, NO. QUICK.
UP THAT TREE!

WE LOST THEM.

I HOPE DR. CLAW DOESN'T
FIND OUT ABOUT THIS.

DR. CLAW!

THEY'RE M.A.D.
AGENTS!

WE'D BETTER
GO BACK TO THE CAMP.

WELL, BRAIN, WE'RE SAFE
UP HERE FOR NOW.

SO LET'S TRY TO GET
SOME SLEEP.

[YAWNS]

[RING]

HUH?

WHAT? WHERE?

OH, THE PHONE!

HELLO?

[RINGING CONTINUES]

HELLO?

NO ONE THERE.

OH, IT'S YOU.
TIME TO GET UP

AND FIND THOSE SCIENTISTS.

GO, GO, GADGET TOOTHBRUSH.

HUH? NO! NO!

GADGET TOOTHBRUSH.

WHOAA!

I MUST GET THESE GADGETS
TUNED UP.

ROOM SERVICE?

GET ME SOME SCISSORS.

THE HEAT RAY WILL BE ASSEMBLED
AND IN PLACE BY NOON.

NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOW.
NOTHING!

RIGHT OVER HERE, BRAIN.

I'M SURE I SAW SOMETHING
WHEN WE WERE IN THE TREE.

WOW!

IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND
OF SECRET WEAPON.

LOOK, BRAIN,
IT'S DR. FLASHPAN

AND THE OTHER
MISSING SCIENTISTS,

AND THE MAN CALLED PETE.

HE'S A M.A.D. AGENT.

WELL, IT'S FINISHED!

YOU'VE DONE A GREAT SERVICE
FOR THE GOVERNMENT,
DR. FLASHPAN.

UH, FLASHPAN, FLASHPAN,
WELL, OF COURSE.

THAT'S ME!

WHAT'S THIS THING
FOR AGAIN?

OH, IT'S A SECRET
GOVERNMENT PROJECT.

PETE TRICKED
THE SCIENTISTS.

THEY DON'T KNOW THAT THEY'RE
WORKING FOR DR. CLAW.

BUT I THINK I KNOW
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.

GEE, I HOPE DR. FLASHPAN
CAN GIVE ME SOME TIPS
ON MY SOLAR HEAT SYSTEM.

PREPARE A RECEPTION
FOR GADGET.

HEH. YES, DR. CLAW.

HE WILL MAKE AN EXCELLENT
SACRIFICE FOR THE DRUIDS.

[REOWW]

THERE! THE SOLAR COLLECTORS
ARE CENTERED PRECISELY.

GOOD. THAT MEANS WE CAN KNOCK
DOWN THE TOWER OF LONDON.

HEY! EXACTLY WHAT
IS GOING ON HERE?

WE'RE GOING TO GIVE YOU
A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION.

TIE THEM UP.

YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY
WITH THIS.

DON'T BE SO SURE.

THEY'RE GOING TO MELT DOWN
THE TOWER OF LONDON

AND HOLD ALL OF LONDON
FOR RANSOM.

GADGET!
GADGET!

QUICK!
COVER YOUR HEADS.

EXCUSE ME, FELLAS,
HAVE YOU SEEN ANY
SCIENTISTS AROUND HERE?

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE.

I GET IT. YOU'RE STUDENTS
FROM STONEHENGE COLLEGE.

AND THESE ARE
THE NEW FRESHMEN, RIGHT?

PETE! IT'S YOU!

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
WERE IN COLLEGE.

[CACKLING]

THE HEAT SENSOR
WILL FRY GADGET TO A CRISP.

HEH HEH HEH HEH.

AH, IT'S IN MY SIGHTS.
THE TOWER OF LONDON.

HAR HAR HAR.

NOW I UNDERSTAND.

THOSE MIRRORS WILL REFLECT
THE SUN'S RAYS
INTO THE HEAT RAY CANNON,

WHERE THEY'LL BE AMPLIFIED!

THE MIRRORS ARE ANGLED
TO REFLECT THE SUN
AT ITS HIGHEST POINT.

AND THAT'S...

EXACTLY 3 MINUTES FROM NOW.

LONDON WILL GIVE ME
ANYTHING I ASK FOR.

AND GADGET
WILL BE NO MORE.

HA HA HA HA HA HA.

HEY, FELLAS,
I CAN'T SEE FROM HERE.

AHA! A TELESCOPE.

HELLO, PETE.

MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?

WOWSERS!

YOU CAN SEE LONDON
FROM HERE.

CHIEF QUIMBY'S ON HIS WAY.

YOU TRY TO FREE THE SCIENTISTS
AND UNCLE GADGET.

IF I CAN RE-AIM THE CANNON
WITH MY COMPUTER BOOK,

IT SHOULD FIRE BACK
ON ITSELF.

EVERYONE LEAVE
THE AREA.

30 SECONDS
TO ZERO HOUR.

WHERE'S EVERYBODY GOING?

[MUFFLED CRIES]

Penny: OH, I DON'T HAVE
MUCH TIME LEFT.

THIS OUGHT TO DO IT.

OH, HAE!

WHAT HAPPENED?

SOMETHING IS TAKING
OVER THE CONTROLS.

[GASPS]

AAH!
AAH!

WOWSERS!

THESE INITIATIONS
ARE SOMETHING ELSE.

AH, YOU MUST BE THE LEADER
OF THE FRATERNITY.

AHH, JEEPERS!

LOOK OUT, BRAIN!

[RUHH]

[ROWW]

A JOKE IS A JOKE,
BUT YOU GUYS

HAVE GONE A LITTLE
TOO FAAAAR!

ACH, NO!

NO!

[SIREN]

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE
A COLLEGE STUDENT.

[ROHH]

HALT! YOU'RE
UNDER ARREST!

STOP THAT M.A.D. AGENT!

I SAY!

OOF!

CHIEF! WHAT A SURPRISE!

HAVE YOU BEEN HERE LONG?

NEVER MIND, GADGET.

I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU MANAGED,
BUT YOU DID IT.

SORRY, CHIEF.
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

NOT THAT, GADGET.
YOU SAVED THE SCIENTISTS.

I DID?

ONCE AGAIN, YOU HELP
KEEP WORLD PEACE...

AND SECURITY.

I HAVE?

YES, YOU HAVE.

YOU KNOW, CHIEF, WE'LL
HAVE TO KEEP A CLOSER EYE
ON THE COLLEGE KIDS.

THEY'RE GETTING AWAY
WITH MURDER THESE DAYS.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

NEXT TIME WE MEET, GADGET,

THEY'LL ERECT A MONUMENT
TO YOUR MEMORY.

HEE HEE HEE HEE.

[SCREECHES]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
UNCLE GADGET?

I'M INSTALLING THE LAST
SOLAR PANEL, PENNY.

BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.

DON'T WORRY, PENNY.

THIS SAFETY BELT
WILL SAVE ME IF I SLIP.

GOOD.

GO, GO, GADGET SCREWDRIVER.

YEOWW! HELP!

Penny:
UNCLE GADGET!

WHOAA!

WHEW!

THAT WAS CLOSE!

REMEMBER, KIDS, WHEN PLAYING
ON SLIDES OR SWINGS,

YOU WON'T HAVE
ANY SAFETY BELTS.

SO DON'T EVER
TAKE CHANCES.

OOF!

MAYBE WE'LL JUST FORGET
THE SOLAR HEATING

AND GO SOUTH FOR THE WINTER.