Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 54 - Smeldorado - full transcript
Gadget is fighting a cold. But, as said before, "No rest for the weary". Gadget receives an assignment to go to Fort Brix. It has been said that the gold in that fort has turned green and smells. Gadget is to protect the "stinky" gold. This smelly gold thing has to be Dr. Claw's doing. However, the general at Fort Brix has ordered the gold to be sealed away at the mountains. However, Dr.Claw's agents are taking over the shipment and are changing the gold back. Gadget must stop the M.A.D. agents from stealing the gold, even if he feels under the weather.
[POLICE SIREN]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[SNIFFS] MMM.
NO MORE ALARM.
LET'S GO.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
GEE, THIS IS PRETTY.
GIVE ME THAT!
AND PUT YOUR MASK ON.
[SNIFFS]
AW, PERFECT.
SPRAY THE REST OF THEM.
[SNIFFS] AHH.
GOOD WORK, BOYS.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
GOOD MORNING, LADIES.
EW.
EWWWW.
EW.
EW.
EW.
IT'S THE GOLD
IN THE VAULT.
YECCH.
WE'LL HAVE TO
GET RID OF IT.
Dr. Claw:
EXCELLENT WORK, STENCH.
MY STINK FORMULA
ALTERS THE GOLD'S
MOLECULAR STRUCTURE.
IT WILL GIVE OFF
AN INCREDIBLE STINK
UNTIL I APPLY
THE ANTIDOTE.
EXCELLENT.
THIS PLAN WILL
PUT ALL THE GOLD
IN THE COUNTRY
IN MY HANDS.
AH-CHOO!
WHICH ONE SHOULD
WE GET, UNCLE GADGET?
I DON'T KNOW, PENNY.
[SNIFFS]
I CAN'T
SMELL A THING
WITH THIS COLD.
WHAT'S GOING ON,
BRAIN?
[BLUHH]
OHH, WHAT'S THAT
TERRIBLE SMELL?
WHAT SMELL?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
CHIEF!
QUIET. READ THIS.
"BUTTER, EGGS,
MILK, NYLONS"--
THAT'S NOT IT.
[CLANKING]
HMM.
HERE IT IS.
"M.A.D. HAS INVENTED
A SUBSTANCE
"THAT MAKES GOLD STINK.
"STINKY GOLD CANNOT
BE KEPT IN BANK VAULTS
"AND WOULD BECOME VALUELESS
ON INTERNATIONAL MARKETS.
"NATIONAL GOLD RESERVES
AT FORT BRICKS
"MUST BE PROTECTED.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
HMM. YOU'D THINK THEY
COULD JUST WASH IT,
BUT YOU KNOW ME, CHIEF,
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
[GASPS]
[BOTTLES CLANK]
OHHHHH.
[POLICE SIRENS]
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HUH?
I'M BEAK, COLONEL BEAK.
LET ME BRIEF YA.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE
SEALED OFF THE SMELL.
THE SMELL?
WE'RE TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT MADE THE GOLD STINK,
BUT I'M AFRAID
WE'RE GETTIN' NOWHERE.
PERHAPS YOU'D
CARE TO OBSERVE.
OH, NO THAAANN--
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
I'D LIKE
TO STAY AND HELP,
BUT MY ASSIGNMENT
IS AT FORT BRICKS.
[SNIFFS] GOOD DAY.
I SMELL
A M.A.D. PLAN, BRAIN.
YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'M GONNA GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
Gadget: GO, GO,
GADGET MOBILE.
Dr. Claw: WHEN YOU
SABOTAGE THE GOLD
AT FORT BRICKS,
MAKE SURE GADGET
IS TAKEN CARE OF.
MY PLEASURE, DR. CLAW.
BY TOMORROW MORNING
ALL THE GOLD
IN METRO CITY
WILL SMELL UNBEARABLE,
AND GADGET
WILL BE FINISHED.
EXCELLENT.
[MRRREOWW]
[HEE HEE HEE]
HA HA HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IDENTIFICATION
PAPERS, PLEASE.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
[SNIFFS]
I'M HERE
TO PROTECT THE GOLD.
HMM. EVERYTHING'S
IN ORDER.
OOPS. [SNIFFS]
I FORGOT MY PAPERS.
Gadget:
THANK YOU.
[BOOM]
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
WOWSERS! [SNIFFS]
THERE'S ENOUGH GOLD HERE
TO BUY A COUNTRY.
I'D BETTER GET TO WORK.
THERE MAY BE
M.A.D. AGENTS HERE
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
HA HA HA HA.
[SNIPPING]
WOWSERS! I CAN SEE
THE WHOLE VAULT FROM HERE.
OH, A SPOTLIGHT. [SNIFFS]
I WONDER HOW IT WORKS.
WOWSERS!
OOH.
AAH!
AH-CHOO!
HEY, YOU THERE!
LET ME SEE YOUR
IDENTIFICATION PAPERS.
[ARF]
STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!
AAH!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.
[GRUNTING]
REMEMBER, GADGET
MAY BE IN THERE.
I WONDER WHERE
THAT M.A.D. AGENT WENT?
I MUST'VE SCARED HIM OFF.
[METAL SCRAPES]
Thief: COME ON. HURRY UP,
OR I'LL SPRAY YOU.
HMM.
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
WHERE SHOULD I START,
DR. STENCH?
DID I HEAR
SOMEONE SAY DOCTOR?
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.
[SNIFFS]
I HAVE A TERRIBLE COLD.
SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE
TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
[SNIFFS]
WHAT'S A DOCTOR
DOING IN A GOLD VAULT?
UH, DISINFECTING
THE GOLD, OF COURSE.
OF COURSE, YOU
CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
WOWSERS!
THAT MUST BE
POWERFUL STUFF.
[SNIFFS] IT'S
TURNING THE GOLD GREEN.
Second thief:
YES, IT IS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[ARF]
HEY, YOU!
LIKE I SAID, DOCTOR.
WHAT A CO--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS] CAN YOU HELP ME?
I CAN ARRANGE IT
SO YOU NEVER HAVE
A COLD AGAIN.
[RUFF]
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS REAL GOLD,
AND THIS IS STINKY GOLD.
[BEEPS]
IS THAT YOU,
BRAIN?
[GASPING]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
SIT DOWN,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
NOW, PUT YOUR FEET
IN THE WATER.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
THIS QUICK-DRYING
CEMENT OUGHT
TO DO THE TRICK.
HEY. [SNIFFS]
I'M STUCK.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
THIS WILL CURE YOU
FOREVER!
HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
OH, I HOPE
I GET THERE IN TIME.
[GASPING]
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
BUT IT IS,
MY DEAR GADGET.
IT IS.
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
[GASPS]
YAH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[CEMENT SHATTERS]
DARN! I'LL NEVER
GET RID OF THIS COLD.
WOWSERS! [SNIFFS]
THEY SHOULD BE
MORE CAREFUL
WHERE THEY STACK
THOSE THINGS.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
WHOOPS!
AHA!
THIS WILL DISTRACT
THE GUARDS.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
WHA--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
DO YOU FELLAS
KNOW WHERE
THE DOCTOR WENT?
EW-AHH!
EWW!
OH, COME NOW.
[SNIFFS]
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE COLD.
NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID OF.
BRAIN!
[MUFFLED WHIMPERS]
BRAIN, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
HERE, BRAIN.
YOU'LL NEED THIS.
THE SMELL
IS UNBEARABLE.
THEY DIDN'T STEAL
ANY GOLD AT ALL.
WHY ARE THEY
DOING THIS?
WE'RE TRANSPORTIN'
THE CONTAMINATED GOLD
TO OUR BASE
IN THE MOUNTAINS.
OUR SCIENTISTS
CAN REMOVE THE SMELL
WITHOUT ANY DANGER
TO THE PUBLIC.
[SNIFFS]
WHAT SMELL?
BE CAREFUL, GADGET.
ALL THE GOLD
IN THE COUNTRY
IS TRAVELIN' WITH YOU.
NEVER FEAR, COLONEL.
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ALWAYS--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
WE BETTER GET ON
THAT TRAIN, TOO, BRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET
MIGHT NEED OUR HELP.
HELLO, MEN.
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY TISSUES,
WOULD YOU?
Dr.Claw: HEH HEH HA HA.
SOON, I'LL TAKE DELIVERY
ON THAT GOLD SHIPMENT.
DR. STENCH, THE TRAIN
IS COMING YOUR WAY
JUST AS PLANNED.
GET READY.
HERE IT COMES.
Guards: OHH.
I DON'T LIKE
THIS, BRAIN.
ALL THIS GOLD
WOULD BE
VERY TEMPTING
TO DR. CLAW.
LOOK!
WE'RE BEING
HIJACKED, BRAIN.
GO HELP
UNCLE GADGET.
[RUFF]
IT'S GADGET.
I THOUGHT I FINISHED HIM
OFF AT FORT BRICKS.
TO BE GOOD AT
THIS JOB [SNIFFS]
TAKES GOOD REFLEXES,
Both: OHH.
QUICK THINKING,
[SNIFFS]
AND AN EYE
FOR DETAIL.
HEY!
IT'S THE DOCTOR.
LISTEN, DOC. THAT
LAST COLD REMEDY
DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK.
COULD YOU TRY
SOMETHING ELSE?
OK. STAY RIGHT HERE.
I'LL GO GET MY MEDICAL BAG.
YOU GO DETOXIFY
THE GOLD.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF GADGET.
OK, LET'S START
SPRAYING THE ANTIDOTE.
Penny: THEY'RE CHANGING
THE GOLD BACK TO NORMAL.
AH-CHOO!
I WONDER WHAT'S
KEEPING THE DOCTOR.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
BYE-BYE, GADGET.
AND NOW TO TAKE OVER
THE TRAIN.
[RRUHH]
[ARGHH]
WE'RE A BIT BEHIND
SCHEDULE, DR. CLAW.
GADGET CAUSED
A SLIGHT DELAY.
Dr. Claw:
GADGET!
DON'T WORRY, DR. CLAW.
GADGET IS OUT OF
YOUR WAY FOR GOOD!
Dr. Claw: EXCELLENT.
THE TRUCKS WILL BE WAITING
AT THE TRANSFER POINT.
[ARRGH]
[AAH]
THAT'S FUNNY. [SNIFFS]
I'D SWEAR WE WERE
MOVING BACKWARDS.
OH, MY GOSH!
ANOTHER TRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET. BRAIN.
IF I CAN JUST LOCK IN
ON THAT JUNCTION SWITCH.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
GOT IT!
BOY. [SNIFFS]
TRAINS SURE RUN
ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.
AHH, THE TRUCKS.
TIME TO UNLOAD
THE GOLD.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
WOWSERS!
GA-GADGET?!
AH, DOCTOR.
HAVE YOU FOUND A CURE
FOR MY COLD YET?
AH-CHOO!
YEAH, I JUST DID.
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
COME ON. IT'S TIME
TO LOAD THE TRUCKS.
AHA! LOOK!
SO THAT'S HOW
THEY'RE STEALING
THE GOLD.
[GASPS]
YAAH!
I'M OK, BRAIN.
[RUFF]
IS ALL THE GOLD IN?
YES, SIR.
I'VE SET
THE EXPLOSIVES.
ALL READY, DR. CLAW.
I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THE HONOR
OF BLOWING UP GADGET.
Dr. Claw: THANK YOU.
[BOTH LAUGH NASTILY]
OH, NO! HURRY, BRAIN.
THEY'RE GONNA BLOW UP
THE TRAIN!
[RUH RR-RR-RUH]
GO, GO, GADGET
SCREWDRIVER.
GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
START THE CONVOY.
OH, BRAIN.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
GADGET!
I STILL NEED A CURE
FOR THIS COLD.
TRY THIS.
NO. [SNIFFS]
THAT DIDN'T WORK.
YAAH!
OOF! OOF! OOF!
AH!
I'VE GOTTA CATCH UP
TO THAT DOCTOR.
GO, GO,
GADGET COPTER.
HA HA HA.
THAT'S THE LAST
I'LL SEE OF GADGET.
I HOPE HE DOESN'T MIND
PICKING UP
A HITCHHIKER. [SNIFFS]
ARRGH, ARRGH.
WOWSERS!
Dr. Stench:
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
OH, NO!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.
OOPS!
WHOA!
WHOOP!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
YOU KEEP GOING.
I'M GONNA DROP BACK
AND GET RID OF HIM.
I HOPE I CAN JAM
THEIR BRAKES.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
GOT IT!
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
OOF!
OH, NO.
UH-OH. OUR BUMPERS
ARE LOCKED.
I CAN STEER THOSE TRUCKS.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
I'M GONNA TALK TO THAT GUY
ABOUT DRIVING SAFETY.
[SNIFFS] GO, GO,
GADGET LEGS.
WHOA-AHH!
COME IN,
CHIEF QUIMBY.
WHOA!
[ALARM BLARES]
I CAN'T STOP THE TRUCKS.
[BOTH GASP]
JUMP!
CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN--
FOILED CLAW'S PLAN,
RETURNED THE GOLD,
AND IT DOESN'T
EVEN STINK ANYMORE.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
IT WAS NOTHING, CHIEF.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING--
AH-CHOO!
I'M GOING
TO CHANGE DOCTORS.
Dr. Claw: BLAST!
CURSE YOU, GADGET!
[MRRREOWW]
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME.
WELL, I SURE
LEARNED MY LESSON
ABOUT HITCHHIKING.
WHAT'S THAT, UNCLE?
IT'S DAN--
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
IT'S DANGEROUS.
I KNOW.
YOU SHOULD NEVER
RIDE WITH STRANGERS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY,
BUT IN THIS CASE, IT WAS
DANGEROUS FOR THE DRIVER.
[SNIFF]
THE DOCTOR ALMOST HAD
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.
I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHS]
[GIGGLES]
DON'T WORRY, UNCLE.
I'M SURE HE'LL BE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
[SNIFFS] HUH?
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[SNIFFS] MMM.
NO MORE ALARM.
LET'S GO.
LET'S GET TO WORK.
GEE, THIS IS PRETTY.
GIVE ME THAT!
AND PUT YOUR MASK ON.
[SNIFFS]
AW, PERFECT.
SPRAY THE REST OF THEM.
[SNIFFS] AHH.
GOOD WORK, BOYS.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
GOOD MORNING, SIR.
GOOD MORNING, LADIES.
EW.
EWWWW.
EW.
EW.
EW.
IT'S THE GOLD
IN THE VAULT.
YECCH.
WE'LL HAVE TO
GET RID OF IT.
Dr. Claw:
EXCELLENT WORK, STENCH.
MY STINK FORMULA
ALTERS THE GOLD'S
MOLECULAR STRUCTURE.
IT WILL GIVE OFF
AN INCREDIBLE STINK
UNTIL I APPLY
THE ANTIDOTE.
EXCELLENT.
THIS PLAN WILL
PUT ALL THE GOLD
IN THE COUNTRY
IN MY HANDS.
AH-CHOO!
WHICH ONE SHOULD
WE GET, UNCLE GADGET?
I DON'T KNOW, PENNY.
[SNIFFS]
I CAN'T
SMELL A THING
WITH THIS COLD.
WHAT'S GOING ON,
BRAIN?
[BLUHH]
OHH, WHAT'S THAT
TERRIBLE SMELL?
WHAT SMELL?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
CHIEF!
QUIET. READ THIS.
"BUTTER, EGGS,
MILK, NYLONS"--
THAT'S NOT IT.
[CLANKING]
HMM.
HERE IT IS.
"M.A.D. HAS INVENTED
A SUBSTANCE
"THAT MAKES GOLD STINK.
"STINKY GOLD CANNOT
BE KEPT IN BANK VAULTS
"AND WOULD BECOME VALUELESS
ON INTERNATIONAL MARKETS.
"NATIONAL GOLD RESERVES
AT FORT BRICKS
"MUST BE PROTECTED.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
HMM. YOU'D THINK THEY
COULD JUST WASH IT,
BUT YOU KNOW ME, CHIEF,
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
[GASPS]
[BOTTLES CLANK]
OHHHHH.
[POLICE SIRENS]
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HUH?
I'M BEAK, COLONEL BEAK.
LET ME BRIEF YA.
AS YOU CAN SEE, WE'VE
SEALED OFF THE SMELL.
THE SMELL?
WE'RE TRYIN' TO FIGURE OUT
WHAT MADE THE GOLD STINK,
BUT I'M AFRAID
WE'RE GETTIN' NOWHERE.
PERHAPS YOU'D
CARE TO OBSERVE.
OH, NO THAAANN--
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
I'D LIKE
TO STAY AND HELP,
BUT MY ASSIGNMENT
IS AT FORT BRICKS.
[SNIFFS] GOOD DAY.
I SMELL
A M.A.D. PLAN, BRAIN.
YOU KEEP AN EYE
ON UNCLE GADGET.
I'M GONNA GET
TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS.
Gadget: GO, GO,
GADGET MOBILE.
Dr. Claw: WHEN YOU
SABOTAGE THE GOLD
AT FORT BRICKS,
MAKE SURE GADGET
IS TAKEN CARE OF.
MY PLEASURE, DR. CLAW.
BY TOMORROW MORNING
ALL THE GOLD
IN METRO CITY
WILL SMELL UNBEARABLE,
AND GADGET
WILL BE FINISHED.
EXCELLENT.
[MRRREOWW]
[HEE HEE HEE]
HA HA HEH HEH HEH HEH.
IDENTIFICATION
PAPERS, PLEASE.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
[SNIFFS]
I'M HERE
TO PROTECT THE GOLD.
HMM. EVERYTHING'S
IN ORDER.
OOPS. [SNIFFS]
I FORGOT MY PAPERS.
Gadget:
THANK YOU.
[BOOM]
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.
WOWSERS! [SNIFFS]
THERE'S ENOUGH GOLD HERE
TO BUY A COUNTRY.
I'D BETTER GET TO WORK.
THERE MAY BE
M.A.D. AGENTS HERE
AT THIS VERY MOMENT.
HA HA HA HA.
[SNIPPING]
WOWSERS! I CAN SEE
THE WHOLE VAULT FROM HERE.
OH, A SPOTLIGHT. [SNIFFS]
I WONDER HOW IT WORKS.
WOWSERS!
OOH.
AAH!
AH-CHOO!
HEY, YOU THERE!
LET ME SEE YOUR
IDENTIFICATION PAPERS.
[ARF]
STOP IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!
AAH!
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME.
[GRUNTING]
REMEMBER, GADGET
MAY BE IN THERE.
I WONDER WHERE
THAT M.A.D. AGENT WENT?
I MUST'VE SCARED HIM OFF.
[METAL SCRAPES]
Thief: COME ON. HURRY UP,
OR I'LL SPRAY YOU.
HMM.
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
WHERE SHOULD I START,
DR. STENCH?
DID I HEAR
SOMEONE SAY DOCTOR?
MAYBE YOU CAN HELP ME.
[SNIFFS]
I HAVE A TERRIBLE COLD.
SORRY, YOU'LL HAVE
TO MAKE AN APPOINTMENT.
CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY?!
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.
[SNIFFS]
WHAT'S A DOCTOR
DOING IN A GOLD VAULT?
UH, DISINFECTING
THE GOLD, OF COURSE.
OF COURSE, YOU
CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL.
WOWSERS!
THAT MUST BE
POWERFUL STUFF.
[SNIFFS] IT'S
TURNING THE GOLD GREEN.
Second thief:
YES, IT IS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
[ARF]
HEY, YOU!
LIKE I SAID, DOCTOR.
WHAT A CO--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS] CAN YOU HELP ME?
I CAN ARRANGE IT
SO YOU NEVER HAVE
A COLD AGAIN.
[RUFF]
ALL RIGHT,
THIS IS REAL GOLD,
AND THIS IS STINKY GOLD.
[BEEPS]
IS THAT YOU,
BRAIN?
[GASPING]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
SIT DOWN,
INSPECTOR GADGET.
NOW, PUT YOUR FEET
IN THE WATER.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
THIS QUICK-DRYING
CEMENT OUGHT
TO DO THE TRICK.
HEY. [SNIFFS]
I'M STUCK.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
THIS WILL CURE YOU
FOREVER!
HA HA HA HA HA.
HA HA HA HA HA HA
OH, I HOPE
I GET THERE IN TIME.
[GASPING]
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
THIS ISN'T WORKING.
BUT IT IS,
MY DEAR GADGET.
IT IS.
I HOPE I'M NOT TOO LATE.
[GASPS]
YAH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[CEMENT SHATTERS]
DARN! I'LL NEVER
GET RID OF THIS COLD.
WOWSERS! [SNIFFS]
THEY SHOULD BE
MORE CAREFUL
WHERE THEY STACK
THOSE THINGS.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
WHOOPS!
AHA!
THIS WILL DISTRACT
THE GUARDS.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
[ALARM BLARES]
WHA--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
DO YOU FELLAS
KNOW WHERE
THE DOCTOR WENT?
EW-AHH!
EWW!
OH, COME NOW.
[SNIFFS]
IT'S JUST
A LITTLE COLD.
NOTHING TO BE
AFRAID OF.
BRAIN!
[MUFFLED WHIMPERS]
BRAIN, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
HERE, BRAIN.
YOU'LL NEED THIS.
THE SMELL
IS UNBEARABLE.
THEY DIDN'T STEAL
ANY GOLD AT ALL.
WHY ARE THEY
DOING THIS?
WE'RE TRANSPORTIN'
THE CONTAMINATED GOLD
TO OUR BASE
IN THE MOUNTAINS.
OUR SCIENTISTS
CAN REMOVE THE SMELL
WITHOUT ANY DANGER
TO THE PUBLIC.
[SNIFFS]
WHAT SMELL?
BE CAREFUL, GADGET.
ALL THE GOLD
IN THE COUNTRY
IS TRAVELIN' WITH YOU.
NEVER FEAR, COLONEL.
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ALWAYS--
AH-AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
WE BETTER GET ON
THAT TRAIN, TOO, BRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET
MIGHT NEED OUR HELP.
HELLO, MEN.
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
[SNIFFS]
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN
TO HAVE ANY TISSUES,
WOULD YOU?
Dr.Claw: HEH HEH HA HA.
SOON, I'LL TAKE DELIVERY
ON THAT GOLD SHIPMENT.
DR. STENCH, THE TRAIN
IS COMING YOUR WAY
JUST AS PLANNED.
GET READY.
HERE IT COMES.
Guards: OHH.
I DON'T LIKE
THIS, BRAIN.
ALL THIS GOLD
WOULD BE
VERY TEMPTING
TO DR. CLAW.
LOOK!
WE'RE BEING
HIJACKED, BRAIN.
GO HELP
UNCLE GADGET.
[RUFF]
IT'S GADGET.
I THOUGHT I FINISHED HIM
OFF AT FORT BRICKS.
TO BE GOOD AT
THIS JOB [SNIFFS]
TAKES GOOD REFLEXES,
Both: OHH.
QUICK THINKING,
[SNIFFS]
AND AN EYE
FOR DETAIL.
HEY!
IT'S THE DOCTOR.
LISTEN, DOC. THAT
LAST COLD REMEDY
DIDN'T SEEM TO WORK.
COULD YOU TRY
SOMETHING ELSE?
OK. STAY RIGHT HERE.
I'LL GO GET MY MEDICAL BAG.
YOU GO DETOXIFY
THE GOLD.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF GADGET.
OK, LET'S START
SPRAYING THE ANTIDOTE.
Penny: THEY'RE CHANGING
THE GOLD BACK TO NORMAL.
AH-CHOO!
I WONDER WHAT'S
KEEPING THE DOCTOR.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.
BYE-BYE, GADGET.
AND NOW TO TAKE OVER
THE TRAIN.
[RRUHH]
[ARGHH]
WE'RE A BIT BEHIND
SCHEDULE, DR. CLAW.
GADGET CAUSED
A SLIGHT DELAY.
Dr. Claw:
GADGET!
DON'T WORRY, DR. CLAW.
GADGET IS OUT OF
YOUR WAY FOR GOOD!
Dr. Claw: EXCELLENT.
THE TRUCKS WILL BE WAITING
AT THE TRANSFER POINT.
[ARRGH]
[AAH]
THAT'S FUNNY. [SNIFFS]
I'D SWEAR WE WERE
MOVING BACKWARDS.
OH, MY GOSH!
ANOTHER TRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET. BRAIN.
IF I CAN JUST LOCK IN
ON THAT JUNCTION SWITCH.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
GOT IT!
BOY. [SNIFFS]
TRAINS SURE RUN
ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE.
AHH, THE TRUCKS.
TIME TO UNLOAD
THE GOLD.
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE
GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES.
WOWSERS!
GA-GADGET?!
AH, DOCTOR.
HAVE YOU FOUND A CURE
FOR MY COLD YET?
AH-CHOO!
YEAH, I JUST DID.
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
COME ON. IT'S TIME
TO LOAD THE TRUCKS.
AHA! LOOK!
SO THAT'S HOW
THEY'RE STEALING
THE GOLD.
[GASPS]
YAAH!
I'M OK, BRAIN.
[RUFF]
IS ALL THE GOLD IN?
YES, SIR.
I'VE SET
THE EXPLOSIVES.
ALL READY, DR. CLAW.
I THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE THE HONOR
OF BLOWING UP GADGET.
Dr. Claw: THANK YOU.
[BOTH LAUGH NASTILY]
OH, NO! HURRY, BRAIN.
THEY'RE GONNA BLOW UP
THE TRAIN!
[RUH RR-RR-RUH]
GO, GO, GADGET
SCREWDRIVER.
GOOD-BYE, GADGET.
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
START THE CONVOY.
OH, BRAIN.
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
GADGET!
I STILL NEED A CURE
FOR THIS COLD.
TRY THIS.
NO. [SNIFFS]
THAT DIDN'T WORK.
YAAH!
OOF! OOF! OOF!
AH!
I'VE GOTTA CATCH UP
TO THAT DOCTOR.
GO, GO,
GADGET COPTER.
HA HA HA.
THAT'S THE LAST
I'LL SEE OF GADGET.
I HOPE HE DOESN'T MIND
PICKING UP
A HITCHHIKER. [SNIFFS]
ARRGH, ARRGH.
WOWSERS!
Dr. Stench:
HA HA HA HA HA HA.
OH, NO!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS.
OOPS!
WHOA!
WHOOP!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS.
YOU KEEP GOING.
I'M GONNA DROP BACK
AND GET RID OF HIM.
I HOPE I CAN JAM
THEIR BRAKES.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
GOT IT!
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
OOF!
OH, NO.
UH-OH. OUR BUMPERS
ARE LOCKED.
I CAN STEER THOSE TRUCKS.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
I'M GONNA TALK TO THAT GUY
ABOUT DRIVING SAFETY.
[SNIFFS] GO, GO,
GADGET LEGS.
WHOA-AHH!
COME IN,
CHIEF QUIMBY.
WHOA!
[ALARM BLARES]
I CAN'T STOP THE TRUCKS.
[BOTH GASP]
JUMP!
CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN--
FOILED CLAW'S PLAN,
RETURNED THE GOLD,
AND IT DOESN'T
EVEN STINK ANYMORE.
HOW DID YOU DO IT?
IT WAS NOTHING, CHIEF.
BUT I'LL TELL YOU
ONE THING--
AH-CHOO!
I'M GOING
TO CHANGE DOCTORS.
Dr. Claw: BLAST!
CURSE YOU, GADGET!
[MRRREOWW]
I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME.
WELL, I SURE
LEARNED MY LESSON
ABOUT HITCHHIKING.
WHAT'S THAT, UNCLE?
IT'S DAN--
AH-AH-AH-CHOO!
IT'S DANGEROUS.
I KNOW.
YOU SHOULD NEVER
RIDE WITH STRANGERS.
YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY,
BUT IN THIS CASE, IT WAS
DANGEROUS FOR THE DRIVER.
[SNIFF]
THE DOCTOR ALMOST HAD
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT.
I HOPE HE'S ALL RIGHT.
[LAUGHS]
[GIGGLES]
DON'T WORRY, UNCLE.
I'M SURE HE'LL BE
WELL TAKEN CARE OF.
[SNIFFS] HUH?
[LAUGHING]
[LAUGHING]