Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 25 - Gadget Goes West - full transcript
Inspector Gadget destroys M.A.D.'s plans for a western base in wild West Tourist Town. Safety Tip: Follow safety rules when crossing the street.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I THINK WE HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED,
UNCLE GADGET.
HAVING A BARBECUE
IS A GREAT IDEA.
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT'LL BE SWELL.
[WHIMPERING]
- BRAIN WANTS SOME WILD WEST
DOGGY BISCUITS.
THEY'RE FOR COWBOY DOGS.
- AH, YES. THE WILD WEST.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT
BEING A COWBOY.
MY GREAT UNCLE,
BUFFALO BOB GADGET
WAS A FAMOUS WESTERN LAWMAN.
IT'S A GADGET TRADITION--
BUSTING BRONCOS,
FIGHTING TRAIN ROBBERS,
ROPING CATTLE
ON TRAIL RIDES.
- UH-OH.
- HUH? YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE
PLAYING COWBOY.
MAYBE YOU WANT
TO PLAY HANGMAN.
[BEEPING]
- POLICE BUSINESS.
HOLD THIS, PLEASE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL TAKE THAT.
PUT YOU DOWN?
OH, CERTAINLY, CHIEF.
- READ THIS.
- "M.A.D. IS GOING TO
ESTABLISH A WESTERN BASE
AT WILD WEST TOURIST TOWN.
"IF THEY SUCCEED,
A MASSIVE CRIME WAVE
IS SURE TO FOLLOW.
STOP THEM. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
GEE, CHIEF. THE WEST.
DID YOU KNOW THAT BEFORE
I WANTED TO BE AN INSPECTOR
I WANTED TO BE A COWBOY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
A THING, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
I'LL HAVE THAT TOWN
LAUNDERED BY SUNDOWN.
- YOU MEAN CLEANED UP?
- UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON, PENNY.
LET'S GET GOING.
I'VE GOT A MISSION.
[BOOM]
- RATTLESNAKE BART
IS JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB.
COME IN, BART.
- YEE-HA!
[HORSE NICKERS]
- REOWW!
- WELL DONE, BART.
WITH MY WEAPONS
AND YOUR REFLEXES,
MY PLAN IS SURE TO SUCCEED.
- YUP!
- MY ORGANIZATION PLANS TO BUY
WILD WEST TOURIST TOWN.
- WEE HOO! THAT'LL TAKE
A LOT OF MONEY.
- BUT NOT M.A.D. MONEY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A WITHDRAWAL FROM THEIR BANK.
- YOU MEAN ALL THE
MONEY THEY'VE GOT?
PRECISELY.
HA HA HA HA!
- I'M OFF TO
THE WILD WEST, PENNY.
THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL BE FUN.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A COWBOY.
- JUST BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.
IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
- DON'T WORRY, PENNY. IT'LL
BE JUST LIKE A VACATION.
GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!
- IT'S GOING TO BE MORE
DANGEROUS THAN UNCLE REALIZES.
YOU'D BETTER
PROTECT HIM, BRAIN.
- RUFF!
- HELP!
SHERIFF, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
THERE HE GOES!
- GIDDY UP!
- YEOWW!
OW! OOH! AAH! OOH! OW!
- A WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
THEY REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
I'LL GIVE THEM A
WELCOME OF MY OWN.
- AAH!
[HORSES NICKER]
- GREAT SHOW, FELLAS.
I REALLY ENJOYED IT.
- THAT WAS NO SHOW.
- MY BANK HAS BEEN ROBBED.
IF WE DON'T GET THE MONEY
BACK, THE WHOLE TOWN WILL
HAVE TO BE SOLD.
- WELL, THERE'S
NOTHING TO FEAR.
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ON THE CASE.
I'LL HAVE THAT OUTLAW
BEHIND BARS BY SUNDOWN.
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT, GADGET.
BART, THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
I WANT YOU TO GO
BACK INTO TOWN
AND ELIMINATE GADGET.
IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.
- HA HA HA HA!
I BETTER FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE THIS LOOT
BEFORE I GET RID
OF GADGET.
- SORRY, MISTER.
YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.
WE DON'T OPEN
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
HEY, CAN'T YOU HEAR?
I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!
HEH HEH HEH...
WHAT'LL IT BE, FRIEND?
- PRIVACY!
- COMING RIGHT UP.
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO TAKE A LONG VACATION.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- HELLO, INNKEEPER!
- THIS WILL BE EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
- INNKEEPER, I NEED A ROOM.
- THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.
TAKE YOUR PICK.
- PERHAPS YOU CAN SIGN
THE REGISTER FOR ME.
THE NAME'S GADGET.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- HA HA HA!
YOU'RE SUCH A FOOL, GADGET.
HE'S WALKED RIGHT
INTO YOUR HANDS, BART.
ELIMINATE HIM.
- I HOPE BRAIN WILL KEEP
UNCLE GADGET OUT OF DANGER.
- PENNY!
YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION.
- I'M SORRY,
MISS BLOCKANDTACKLE.
- DO PAGES 20 TO 300
FOR TOMORROW'S CLASS.
- YES, MISS BLOCKANDTACKLE.
[PIANO PLAYING]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[MUSIC STOPS,
THEN CONTINUES]
- YEAAHH!
YOU SHOULD FIX
THOSE STAIRS.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
UHH!
I SEEM TO BE STUCK.
- ROWW!
- UNH! UNH! UHH!
DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE.
I'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
BARTENDER, GIVE ME
A MILK ON THE ROCKS.
- COMIN' RIGHT UP!
- HMM...
ANY ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS
COULD BE THE BANK ROBBER
I'M LOOKING FOR.
- GADGET'LL GET
A REAL BANG OUT OF
THIS NITROGLYCERINE.
HEY, FRIEND!
HERE'S YOUR DRINK!
[BOOM]
- WOWSERS! I'VE NEVER
SEEN MILK DO THAT BEFORE.
I'M BEGINNING TO
GET SUSPICIOUS.
- OOH! OOH!
ROWW! ROWW!
- IT'S ONLY FAIR TO WARN ANY
BANK ROBBERS WHO MAY BE PRESENT,
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ON THEIR TRAIL.
HEY!
[CRASH]
YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR MANNERS.
IT'S NOT POLITE TO PUSH PEOPLE.
SAY, BARTENDER. WHERE
CAN I GET A GOOD HORSE?
I MAY NEED TO BRUSH UP
ON MY RIDING SKILLS.
- COME ALONG, FRIEND.
I'LL PICK ONE OUT
FOR YOU MYSELF.
- SO, GADGET WANTS TO GO
HORSEBACK RIDING.
HE'S ABOUT TO TAKE
THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE.
HA HA HA HA!
- I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
A FAST ONE, BART.
A GOOD FAST HORSE
IS A LAWMAN'S BEST FRIEND.
- OH, IT'LL BE FAST,
ALL RIGHT.
- ROWW ROWW!
[BEEPING]
- I CAN'T COME NOW, BRAIN.
I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO.
- RUFF! RUFF!
- A M.A.D. BANK ROBBER
IS TAKING UNCLE GADGET
HORSEBACK RIDING?
KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
I'M ON MY WAY.
OH, I'LL NEVER GET
THIS MATH DONE.
- SAY, THIS IS FUN!
I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS.
DO YOU THINK I'M READY
FOR A REAL HORSE?
- SURE 'NUFF. JUST
HANG ON TIGHT, GADGET.
- GIDDY UP!
[BANG]
- SO LONG, GADGET.
HA HA HA HA!
- WHOAA!
- WHOA!
- THESE HORSES LOOK SICK.
- THOSE HORSES
ARE MADE OF WOOD.
THE COACH RUNS
ON AN ELECTRIC MOTOR.
WE USE IT TO SHUTTLE
THE TOURISTS IN.
- HOWDY, MA'AM.
- WE HOPE YOU FOLKS
BROUGHT MONEY.
THIS TOWN GOES
ON SALE TOMORROW.
- SO, THAT'S IT!
M.A.D.'S GOING TO BUY
THIS TOWN WITH THE BANK'S MONEY.
I'D BETTER LOOK AROUND.
- I FINISHED OFF
GADGET FOR GOOD.
- SO, THERE YOU ARE!
I'M READY FOR
MY NEXT LESSON.
I'D LIKE TO TRY
A REAL HORSE THIS TIME.
- WAIT RIGHT THERE.
HERE HE IS, GADGET.
- GRRR!
[SNORTS]
- WOWSERS! THAT'S THE UGLIEST
HORSE I'VE EVER SEEN.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- NICE HORSEY.
[CRASH]
NOW, THAT'S NOT NICE.
- GRRR!
- GO, GO, GADGET LASSO!
- GRRR! HMM?
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU-OU-OU-OU!
OOH...
- RRRR!
- YOU DON'T LOOK TOO WELL.
YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET SOME REST.
- AAAAH!
- COME IN, BRAIN.
BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT STOLEN MONEY.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- SHOOT! THIS THING'S STUCK!
- HMM...THERE'S A SUSPICIOUS-
LOOKING CHARACTER.
YOU THERE!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
- UHH! GADGET!
- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
DON'T WORRY, BARTENDER.
I'M TAKING THIS TROUBLEMAKER
TO SEE THE SHERIFF.
- UHH!
- YOU'RE MIGHTY NOSY,
LITTLE LADY.
- GOOD WORK, BART.
- DR. CLAW!
- BRING THE MONEY
AND MEET ME AT DRY GULCH.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF GADGET MYSELF.
[PURRING]
WE'LL TAKE THE M.A.D. JET.
LOAD EXTRA ROCKETS.
I WANT TO BE SURE THIS TIME.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
- HEY, SHERIFF.
I CAUGHT THIS SUSPECT
LOITERING AROUND THE SALOON.
HE'S ALL YOURS.
[CLICK]
HEY!
- THAT GADGET SURE IS
A STRANGE ONE.
COME BACK HERE!
- TIME TO GO MEET
DR. CLAW.
- STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
- BRAIN!
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
I'M GOING TO CALL
CHIEF QUIMBY.
- COME BACK HERE!
HOWDY, MA'AM. I'D LOVE
TO STOP AND CHAT,
BUT I'M ON THE TRAIL
OF A DESPERATE CRIMINAL.
BUT UNCLE!
- NOBODY GETS AWAY FROM
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HALT!
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.
NOW HE'S TRYING
TO RIDE FOR FREE.
- SHOOT! IT'S GADGET.
SHOOT! WHERE'S CLAW?
- I'M RIGHT HERE, MY FRIEND.
- WOWSERS!
I ALMOST HIT THAT
BIG BUZZARD.
- REOWW!
- BLAST!
FINISH GADGET
ON THE GROUND.
- MAYBE A SHOT
FROM THE WATER LANCE
WILL SHAKE HIM LOOSE.
- COME IN, BRAIN.
BRAIN, WE CAN'T LET
BART GET AWAY!
IF YOU CAN DISCONNECT
HIS STEERING MECHANISM,
I CAN CONTROL
THE STAGECOACH.
QUICK, BRAIN!
I'M LOCKED IN.
- THEY'RE ALMOST HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU FOOL?
- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS THING?
- EVASIVE MANEUVERS, EH?
WELL, NO ONE GETS AWAY
FROM INSPECTOR GADGET.
- IT'S WORKING, BRAIN!
- I'LL HAVE TO USE
THE GADGET CLAW TO
APPREHEND THAT FREELOADER.
WHOOPS! THAT'S
THE HILARIOUS GAS!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- I CAN STILL GET YOU,
GADGET. HO HO HO HO!
- GO, GO, GADGET CLAW!
UH, NOPE. THAT WAS
THE GLUE ROCKET.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- CURSE YOU, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S THE ONE!
- OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S CHIEF QUIMBY!
I CAN'T STOP!
- THAT GUY IS DRIVING
LIKE A MANIAC.
I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM
A TICKET FOR RECKLESS DRIVING.
- ROWOOO!
OOF!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BRAIN?
- RRRRR...
- GREAT WORK, GADGET.
- ON BEHALF OF THIS TOWN,
I'M MAKING YOU
AN HONORARY DEPUTY.
- WELL, CHIEF,
WE GOT THE MANIAC DRIVER.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE OTHER GUY?
- OTHER GUY?
OH, MY GOSH!
MAYBE IT WAS CLAW HIMSELF.
- I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
- YOU'LL KNOW, GADGET.
ONE DAY, I'LL LET
YOU SEE MY FACE.
JUST BEFORE I FINISH
YOU OFF FOR GOOD.
- WOWSERS, BRAIN!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WERE YOU CHASING
MRS. FRAZER'S CAT AGAIN?
- ROWWR...
- I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO
OVER OUR SAFETY RULES.
1--ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS
BEFORE YOU CROSS
THE STREET, LIKE THIS.
2--ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION
TO THE TRAFFIC SIGNALS.
3--NEVER CROSS THE STREET
FROM BETWEEN PARKED CARS.
4--
- OHH!
- 4--NEVER USE YOUR LASER
INDOORS! HA HA!
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME.
- REOWW!
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I THINK WE HAVE
EVERYTHING WE NEED,
UNCLE GADGET.
HAVING A BARBECUE
IS A GREAT IDEA.
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT'LL BE SWELL.
[WHIMPERING]
- BRAIN WANTS SOME WILD WEST
DOGGY BISCUITS.
THEY'RE FOR COWBOY DOGS.
- AH, YES. THE WILD WEST.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT
BEING A COWBOY.
MY GREAT UNCLE,
BUFFALO BOB GADGET
WAS A FAMOUS WESTERN LAWMAN.
IT'S A GADGET TRADITION--
BUSTING BRONCOS,
FIGHTING TRAIN ROBBERS,
ROPING CATTLE
ON TRAIL RIDES.
- UH-OH.
- HUH? YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BE
PLAYING COWBOY.
MAYBE YOU WANT
TO PLAY HANGMAN.
[BEEPING]
- POLICE BUSINESS.
HOLD THIS, PLEASE.
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL TAKE THAT.
PUT YOU DOWN?
OH, CERTAINLY, CHIEF.
- READ THIS.
- "M.A.D. IS GOING TO
ESTABLISH A WESTERN BASE
AT WILD WEST TOURIST TOWN.
"IF THEY SUCCEED,
A MASSIVE CRIME WAVE
IS SURE TO FOLLOW.
STOP THEM. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
GEE, CHIEF. THE WEST.
DID YOU KNOW THAT BEFORE
I WANTED TO BE AN INSPECTOR
I WANTED TO BE A COWBOY?
DON'T WORRY ABOUT
A THING, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
I'LL HAVE THAT TOWN
LAUNDERED BY SUNDOWN.
- YOU MEAN CLEANED UP?
- UH, THAT'S RIGHT.
COME ON, PENNY.
LET'S GET GOING.
I'VE GOT A MISSION.
[BOOM]
- RATTLESNAKE BART
IS JUST THE MAN FOR THE JOB.
COME IN, BART.
- YEE-HA!
[HORSE NICKERS]
- REOWW!
- WELL DONE, BART.
WITH MY WEAPONS
AND YOUR REFLEXES,
MY PLAN IS SURE TO SUCCEED.
- YUP!
- MY ORGANIZATION PLANS TO BUY
WILD WEST TOURIST TOWN.
- WEE HOO! THAT'LL TAKE
A LOT OF MONEY.
- BUT NOT M.A.D. MONEY.
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE
A WITHDRAWAL FROM THEIR BANK.
- YOU MEAN ALL THE
MONEY THEY'VE GOT?
PRECISELY.
HA HA HA HA!
- I'M OFF TO
THE WILD WEST, PENNY.
THIS ASSIGNMENT WILL BE FUN.
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE A COWBOY.
- JUST BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.
IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
- DON'T WORRY, PENNY. IT'LL
BE JUST LIKE A VACATION.
GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE!
- IT'S GOING TO BE MORE
DANGEROUS THAN UNCLE REALIZES.
YOU'D BETTER
PROTECT HIM, BRAIN.
- RUFF!
- HELP!
SHERIFF, WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!
THERE HE GOES!
- GIDDY UP!
- YEOWW!
OW! OOH! AAH! OOH! OW!
- A WELCOMING COMMITTEE.
THEY REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.
I'LL GIVE THEM A
WELCOME OF MY OWN.
- AAH!
[HORSES NICKER]
- GREAT SHOW, FELLAS.
I REALLY ENJOYED IT.
- THAT WAS NO SHOW.
- MY BANK HAS BEEN ROBBED.
IF WE DON'T GET THE MONEY
BACK, THE WHOLE TOWN WILL
HAVE TO BE SOLD.
- WELL, THERE'S
NOTHING TO FEAR.
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ON THE CASE.
I'LL HAVE THAT OUTLAW
BEHIND BARS BY SUNDOWN.
- WE'LL SEE ABOUT
THAT, GADGET.
BART, THERE'S BEEN
A CHANGE OF PLANS.
I WANT YOU TO GO
BACK INTO TOWN
AND ELIMINATE GADGET.
IT'LL BE MY PLEASURE.
- HA HA HA HA!
I BETTER FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE THIS LOOT
BEFORE I GET RID
OF GADGET.
- SORRY, MISTER.
YOU'LL HAVE TO LEAVE.
WE DON'T OPEN
FOR ANOTHER HOUR.
HEY, CAN'T YOU HEAR?
I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!
HEH HEH HEH...
WHAT'LL IT BE, FRIEND?
- PRIVACY!
- COMING RIGHT UP.
I WAS JUST ABOUT
TO TAKE A LONG VACATION.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- HELLO, INNKEEPER!
- THIS WILL BE EASIER
THAN I THOUGHT.
- INNKEEPER, I NEED A ROOM.
- THEY'RE UPSTAIRS.
TAKE YOUR PICK.
- PERHAPS YOU CAN SIGN
THE REGISTER FOR ME.
THE NAME'S GADGET.
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- HA HA HA!
YOU'RE SUCH A FOOL, GADGET.
HE'S WALKED RIGHT
INTO YOUR HANDS, BART.
ELIMINATE HIM.
- I HOPE BRAIN WILL KEEP
UNCLE GADGET OUT OF DANGER.
- PENNY!
YOU'RE NOT
PAYING ATTENTION.
- I'M SORRY,
MISS BLOCKANDTACKLE.
- DO PAGES 20 TO 300
FOR TOMORROW'S CLASS.
- YES, MISS BLOCKANDTACKLE.
[PIANO PLAYING]
[PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY]
[MUSIC STOPS,
THEN CONTINUES]
- YEAAHH!
YOU SHOULD FIX
THOSE STAIRS.
SOMEBODY COULD GET HURT.
UHH!
I SEEM TO BE STUCK.
- ROWW!
- UNH! UNH! UHH!
DON'T WORRY, EVERYONE.
I'M PERFECTLY ALL RIGHT.
BARTENDER, GIVE ME
A MILK ON THE ROCKS.
- COMIN' RIGHT UP!
- HMM...
ANY ONE OF THESE CHARACTERS
COULD BE THE BANK ROBBER
I'M LOOKING FOR.
- GADGET'LL GET
A REAL BANG OUT OF
THIS NITROGLYCERINE.
HEY, FRIEND!
HERE'S YOUR DRINK!
[BOOM]
- WOWSERS! I'VE NEVER
SEEN MILK DO THAT BEFORE.
I'M BEGINNING TO
GET SUSPICIOUS.
- OOH! OOH!
ROWW! ROWW!
- IT'S ONLY FAIR TO WARN ANY
BANK ROBBERS WHO MAY BE PRESENT,
INSPECTOR GADGET
IS ON THEIR TRAIL.
HEY!
[CRASH]
YOU SHOULD MIND YOUR MANNERS.
IT'S NOT POLITE TO PUSH PEOPLE.
SAY, BARTENDER. WHERE
CAN I GET A GOOD HORSE?
I MAY NEED TO BRUSH UP
ON MY RIDING SKILLS.
- COME ALONG, FRIEND.
I'LL PICK ONE OUT
FOR YOU MYSELF.
- SO, GADGET WANTS TO GO
HORSEBACK RIDING.
HE'S ABOUT TO TAKE
THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE.
HA HA HA HA!
- I WANT YOU TO GIVE ME
A FAST ONE, BART.
A GOOD FAST HORSE
IS A LAWMAN'S BEST FRIEND.
- OH, IT'LL BE FAST,
ALL RIGHT.
- ROWW ROWW!
[BEEPING]
- I CAN'T COME NOW, BRAIN.
I HAVE HOMEWORK TO DO.
- RUFF! RUFF!
- A M.A.D. BANK ROBBER
IS TAKING UNCLE GADGET
HORSEBACK RIDING?
KEEP AN EYE ON THEM.
I'M ON MY WAY.
OH, I'LL NEVER GET
THIS MATH DONE.
- SAY, THIS IS FUN!
I'M GETTING GOOD AT THIS.
DO YOU THINK I'M READY
FOR A REAL HORSE?
- SURE 'NUFF. JUST
HANG ON TIGHT, GADGET.
- GIDDY UP!
[BANG]
- SO LONG, GADGET.
HA HA HA HA!
- WHOAA!
- WHOA!
- THESE HORSES LOOK SICK.
- THOSE HORSES
ARE MADE OF WOOD.
THE COACH RUNS
ON AN ELECTRIC MOTOR.
WE USE IT TO SHUTTLE
THE TOURISTS IN.
- HOWDY, MA'AM.
- WE HOPE YOU FOLKS
BROUGHT MONEY.
THIS TOWN GOES
ON SALE TOMORROW.
- SO, THAT'S IT!
M.A.D.'S GOING TO BUY
THIS TOWN WITH THE BANK'S MONEY.
I'D BETTER LOOK AROUND.
- I FINISHED OFF
GADGET FOR GOOD.
- SO, THERE YOU ARE!
I'M READY FOR
MY NEXT LESSON.
I'D LIKE TO TRY
A REAL HORSE THIS TIME.
- WAIT RIGHT THERE.
HERE HE IS, GADGET.
- GRRR!
[SNORTS]
- WOWSERS! THAT'S THE UGLIEST
HORSE I'VE EVER SEEN.
- HEH HEH HEH!
- NICE HORSEY.
[CRASH]
NOW, THAT'S NOT NICE.
- GRRR!
- GO, GO, GADGET LASSO!
- GRRR! HMM?
- NOW I'VE GOT YOU-OU-OU-OU!
OOH...
- RRRR!
- YOU DON'T LOOK TOO WELL.
YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET SOME REST.
- AAAAH!
- COME IN, BRAIN.
BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FIND
THAT STOLEN MONEY.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- SHOOT! THIS THING'S STUCK!
- HMM...THERE'S A SUSPICIOUS-
LOOKING CHARACTER.
YOU THERE!
STOP WHERE YOU ARE!
- UHH! GADGET!
- YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
DON'T WORRY, BARTENDER.
I'M TAKING THIS TROUBLEMAKER
TO SEE THE SHERIFF.
- UHH!
- YOU'RE MIGHTY NOSY,
LITTLE LADY.
- GOOD WORK, BART.
- DR. CLAW!
- BRING THE MONEY
AND MEET ME AT DRY GULCH.
I'LL TAKE CARE
OF GADGET MYSELF.
[PURRING]
WE'LL TAKE THE M.A.D. JET.
LOAD EXTRA ROCKETS.
I WANT TO BE SURE THIS TIME.
[KNOCK KNOCK]
- HEY, SHERIFF.
I CAUGHT THIS SUSPECT
LOITERING AROUND THE SALOON.
HE'S ALL YOURS.
[CLICK]
HEY!
- THAT GADGET SURE IS
A STRANGE ONE.
COME BACK HERE!
- TIME TO GO MEET
DR. CLAW.
- STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!
- BRAIN!
YOU'VE GOT TO STOP HIM.
I'M GOING TO CALL
CHIEF QUIMBY.
- COME BACK HERE!
HOWDY, MA'AM. I'D LOVE
TO STOP AND CHAT,
BUT I'M ON THE TRAIL
OF A DESPERATE CRIMINAL.
BUT UNCLE!
- NOBODY GETS AWAY FROM
INSPECTOR GADGET.
HALT!
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE.
NOW HE'S TRYING
TO RIDE FOR FREE.
- SHOOT! IT'S GADGET.
SHOOT! WHERE'S CLAW?
- I'M RIGHT HERE, MY FRIEND.
- WOWSERS!
I ALMOST HIT THAT
BIG BUZZARD.
- REOWW!
- BLAST!
FINISH GADGET
ON THE GROUND.
- MAYBE A SHOT
FROM THE WATER LANCE
WILL SHAKE HIM LOOSE.
- COME IN, BRAIN.
BRAIN, WE CAN'T LET
BART GET AWAY!
IF YOU CAN DISCONNECT
HIS STEERING MECHANISM,
I CAN CONTROL
THE STAGECOACH.
QUICK, BRAIN!
I'M LOCKED IN.
- THEY'RE ALMOST HERE.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU FOOL?
- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THIS THING?
- EVASIVE MANEUVERS, EH?
WELL, NO ONE GETS AWAY
FROM INSPECTOR GADGET.
- IT'S WORKING, BRAIN!
- I'LL HAVE TO USE
THE GADGET CLAW TO
APPREHEND THAT FREELOADER.
WHOOPS! THAT'S
THE HILARIOUS GAS!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- I CAN STILL GET YOU,
GADGET. HO HO HO HO!
- GO, GO, GADGET CLAW!
UH, NOPE. THAT WAS
THE GLUE ROCKET.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
- CURSE YOU, GADGET.
HA HA HA!
THAT'S THE ONE!
- OH, MY GOSH!
IT'S CHIEF QUIMBY!
I CAN'T STOP!
- THAT GUY IS DRIVING
LIKE A MANIAC.
I'LL HAVE TO GIVE HIM
A TICKET FOR RECKLESS DRIVING.
- ROWOOO!
OOF!
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, BRAIN?
- RRRRR...
- GREAT WORK, GADGET.
- ON BEHALF OF THIS TOWN,
I'M MAKING YOU
AN HONORARY DEPUTY.
- WELL, CHIEF,
WE GOT THE MANIAC DRIVER.
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE OTHER GUY?
- OTHER GUY?
OH, MY GOSH!
MAYBE IT WAS CLAW HIMSELF.
- I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.
- YOU'LL KNOW, GADGET.
ONE DAY, I'LL LET
YOU SEE MY FACE.
JUST BEFORE I FINISH
YOU OFF FOR GOOD.
- WOWSERS, BRAIN!
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
WERE YOU CHASING
MRS. FRAZER'S CAT AGAIN?
- ROWWR...
- I THINK IT'S TIME TO GO
OVER OUR SAFETY RULES.
1--ALWAYS LOOK BOTH WAYS
BEFORE YOU CROSS
THE STREET, LIKE THIS.
2--ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION
TO THE TRAFFIC SIGNALS.
3--NEVER CROSS THE STREET
FROM BETWEEN PARKED CARS.
4--
- OHH!
- 4--NEVER USE YOUR LASER
INDOORS! HA HA!
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME.
- REOWW!