Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 24 - Greenfinger - full transcript
Inspector Gadget foils the evil plans of Waldo, a M.A.D. agent, who is trying to steal Greenfinger's secret formula that enlarges plants. Safety Tip: Use calamine lotion for poison ivy, but learn to identify it too.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- AAH!
UHH! UHH!
I ALWAYS GET MY WEED.
RIGHT, BRAIN?
- [RUFF]
- NOW THERE'S A LAWN
TO BE PROUD OF.
NOT A SINGLE WEED ON IT.
PENNY WILL CERTAINLY
BE SURPRISED
WHEN SHE SEES THIS.
WOWSERS!
IT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE!
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, CHIEF.
- UNCLE GADGET, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LAWN?
- SORRY, PENNY,
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
- HERE IS YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
- "GREENFINGER INSTITUTE
HAS PERFECTED FORMULA
"TO GROW GIANT VEGETABLES.
"COULD FEED ENTIRE WORLD.
"PROTECT FORMULA FROM M.A.D.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
[CHIEF GROANS]
YOUR LUNCH
IS ON THE TABLE, PENNY.
SORRY I CAN'T JOIN YOU.
- GREENFINGER INSTITUTE.
THAT'S JUST OUTSIDE TOWN.
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
I'LL CONTACT YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
[BOOM]
- GADGET!
- HA HA HA HA!
YOU WON'T STOP ME
THIS TIME, GADGET.
HA HA HA HA!
AND NEITHER WILL YOU,
MR. GREENFINGER.
WELL...
WAS THE EXPERIMENT A SUCCESS?
- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO SEE FOR
YOURSELF, DR. CLAW.
I HAD ONE OF OUR SCIENTISTS
ADMINISTER THE FORMULA TO
A COMMON GARDEN WEED...
WITH THE RESULTS
YOU SUSPECTED.
- HA HA HA HA!
MARVELOUS!
MY GIANT WEEDS WILL SOON ATTACK
AND DESTROY CROPS
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THEY'LL COME BEGGING
FOR MY GIGANTIC VEGETABLES!
- WHICH YOU WILL
SELL TO THEM
AT GIGANTIC PRICES.
- I'LL BE THE RICHEST MAN
IN THE WORLD!
HA HA HA HA HA!
BUT FIRST, I WANT YOU
TO DISPOSE OF GADGET.
- PERHAPS YOU'D CARE
TO HAVE SOME
OF YOUR NEW WEEDS
FINISH HIM OFF.
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH!
- HELLO? IS ANYONE HOME?
OH.
INSPECTOR GADGET
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
- WELCOME, INSPECTOR.
WON'T YOU COME IN?
- WOWSERS! JUST LOOK
AT THESE WEEDS.
GREENFINGER'S GARDENER
OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT PROPER LAWN CARE.
- GOOD AFTERNOON, INSPECTOR.
- AH! YOU MUST BE
THE GARDENER.
WHEN I'M FINISHED HERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU
A LITTLE TRICK
FOR GETTING RID
OF THOSE WEEDS.
- I'M MR. GREENFINGER.
- OOPS! TERRIBLY SORRY.
I GUESS I WAS EXPECTING
SOMEONE A BIT, UH, SLIMMER.
- PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO COME AROUND TO THE BACK
AND SEE OUR
FOOD PROJECT, INSPECTOR.
- YES. I THINK THAT WOULD BE
A VERY GOOD IDEA.
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
FOR LUNCH TODAY.
- YIPE!
- THIS WAY, INSPECTOR.
- WOWSERS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
- YES, IT IS.
WITH THIS NEW FORMULA, WE'LL
FEED THE ENTIRE WORLD.
INSPECTOR, WHY DON'T YOU
CHECK THE GROUNDS
WHILE I ATTEND
TO SOME BUSINESS INSIDE?
- GOOD IDEA!
IF THERE ARE ANY
M.A.D. AGENTS HERE,
I'M SURE TO SPOT THEM.
- HA HA HA HA!
- JUST LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
MAYBE I CAN FIND SOME
GIANT HAMBURGERS FOR LUNCH.
WELL, NO HAMBURGERS,
AND THIS IS JUST ABOUT
THE UGLIEST CELERY
I'VE EVER SEEN.
OK, I WAS ONLY JOKING.
GO, GO, GADGET SCISSORS!
WAIT!
STOP IT!
GO, GO, GADGET--
[MUFFLED]
- GADGET WILL NEVER
BOTHER ME AGAIN!
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[BUZZ BUZZ]
- BRAIN, IS EVERYTHING OK?
OH, NO!
DO SOMETHING, BRAIN!
I'M ON MY WAY.
[BRAIN GULPS]
- WOWSERS! THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I'LL INSULT
A 10-FOOT STICK OF CELERY.
- TIME TO CHECK ON
OUR GUEST. HA HA HA!
- OH! HI, MR. GREENFINGER.
VERY LOVELY GARDEN,
ESPECIALLY THE CELERY
DOWN AT THE END.
UH, PERHAPS
I SHOULD TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM NOW.
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU CAN USE THIS SPEEDBOAT
TO CHECK OUT OUR SECURITY.
- AREN'T YOU COMING?
- OH, NO, INSPECTOR.
I HAVE A LITTLE PHOBIA
ABOUT WATER.
- I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
MY HAMSTER'S THE SAME WAY.
AH!
- AAH! OHH!
- THE SECURITY PRECAUTIONS
HERE ARE EXCELLENT.
EVEN I CAN'T SEE THEM.
[M.A.D. AGENT GROANING]
AH, THERE'S ONE OF
GREENFINGER'S PATROL BOATS NOW.
AHOY!
- BOMBS AWAY!
- WOWSERS! THEY MUST THINK
I'M A M.A.D. AGENT!
- BRAIN...
I'M AT THE FRONT GATE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[BRAIN IMITATING BOMB EXPLODING]
BOMBS? OH, NO!
DO WHAT YOU CAN, BRAIN.
I'LL FIND A WAY IN.
[BEEPING]
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WOWSERS!
TRUCE! TRUCE! CEASE FIRE!
I DON'T THINK THEY TRUST ME.
- STOP, YOU IDIOTS. IT'S ME!
- I'D BETTER GO BACK
AND GET GREENFINGER
TO CALL THEM OFF.
- QUICK! HE'S TURNING BACK!
- HANG ON.
- WHOA!
FASTER! FASTER!
- WHOA!
- WASN'T THAT ONE OF OUR GUYS?
- NO!
[CRASH]
[AGENTS MOANING]
- HE'S GETTING AWAY,
YOU FOOLS.
FINISH HIM!
- BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT, BOSS.
- NOW, WHERE WAS THAT DOCK?
AH! THAT'S BETTER.
- YOW!
- WHOA!
- I WISH THESE BOATERS
WOULD LEARN TO LOOK
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
- OHH...
- MR. GREENFINGER!
HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU
TO COME TO MY RESCUE.
LET ME HELP YOU.
GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
GAH!
- AAH!
HELP!
[GADGET GROANING]
- WHAT A TIME FOR HIM
TO DOZE OFF!
OH, I WAS CLOSER
THAN I REALIZED.
I'D BETTER GET YOU HOME.
- HELP! HELP!
OHH!
OOH, THANK GOODNESS.
THANK YOU VERY--OH!
- OK, KID. TIME TO MEET
THE REAL GREENFINGER.
- AHA!
UGH! UHH!
GO, GO, GADGET ROLLER SKATES!
WHOA!
- HE MUST BE AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
- LOOK! THERE HE IS!
- SCRATCH ONE GADGET.
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
- OH!
- OH!
[BRAIN BARKS]
- AH! THERE'S
THE HOUSE UP AHEAD.
- OHH...
- FINALLY WAKING UP, EH?
- OHH!
- AH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!
WE'RE NEARLY THERE!
MR. GREENFINGER,
I HAVE TO COMMEND YOU
ON YOUR EXCELLENT
SECURITY SYSTEM.
NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH?
- THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU
OUT OF TROUBLE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
- WHEW!
MR. GREENFINGER?
- UH-HUH.
- IS IT ALMOST
READY, MR. GREENFINGER?
- JUST ABOUT.
HERE YOU GO, INSPECTOR,
A NICE SALAD FOR YOU.
I'LL BE BACK
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
- HUH? WHAT?
AHH. THANK YOU, BUTLER.
I WONDER HOW HE KNEW
I WAS EXTRA HUNGRY.
- HA HA HA HA!
- PERFECT! A VENUS-FLYTRAP.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
SOON TO BE A VERY LARGE
VENUS-FLYTRAP.
[VENUS-FLYTRAP SQUEALS]
[M.A.D. AGENT CHUCKLING]
- WHOA!
- BRAIN...
BRAIN, COME IN, BOY.
I'M TRAPPED
IN A BASEMENT. HURRY!
- [RUFF]
- AH, INSPECTOR.
- HMM?
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
COULD USE A LITTLE NAP.
- OH, I NEVER SLEEP
WHEN I'M ON DUTY...
[YAWNS]
BUT I DO WORK BETTER
WHEN I'M RESTED.
- GOOD. I HAVE
YOUR ROOM ALL READY.
[CHUCKLES]
- BRAIN! ARE WE GLAD
TO SEE YOU!
HOW'S UNCLE GADGET DOING?
[BRAIN GROWLING]
OH, NO! YOU'D BETTER GO
HELP HIM.
GOOD LUCK, BRAIN!
- AHA! THE BLIMP
HAS ARRIVED.
START LOADING
THE FORMULA ON-BOARD
IMMEDIATELY.
- OH! YES, SIR, DR. CLAW.
- SOMEBODY'S COMING!
- THE FORMULA'S IN HERE.
- THIS STUFF WILL GROW
PLENTY OF MONSTER WEEDS.
- YEAH. NO MORE
VEGETABLES NOWHERE.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
- COME ON. WE GOT TO GET
THESE BARRELS ONTO THE BLIMP.
- CAREFUL NOW, INSPECTOR.
AH, HERE WE ARE.
PLEASANT DREAMS.
[FLYTRAP SLURPING]
HA HA HA HA!
[GADGET SNORING]
- WHOA.
HUH? IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
[BRAIN BARKS]
I'LL BE RIGHT...THERE!
[SPLASH]
[FLYTRAP GRUNTING]
- OK, MR. GREENFINGER,
YOU'D BETTER CALL THE POLICE.
- OH, MY.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, BRAIN?
[BRAIN BARKING]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
- AHH!
NOTHING LIKE A COLD SHOWER
AFTER A NAP.
I FEEL INVIGORATED AGAIN.
- HA HA HA HA.
COME ON. HURRY IT UP.
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
- MR. GREENFINGER. HI!
- G-G-G-GADGET! GADGET!
- WOWSERS!
SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN, IS IT?
YOU'RE GOING TO LOAD
ALL THE FORMULA
INTO THAT BALLOON.
- YEAH. UH, WELL--WELL, UH...
- THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
M.A.D. WILL NEVER
REACH IT UP THERE.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
[AGENT GASPS]
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
HERE YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN.
- UH, THANKS.
- THAT'S GADGET.
- NEVER MIND.
AS SOON AS I'VE TAKEN
OFF IN THE BLIMP...
[MAKES CUTTING NOISE]
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA!
- THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP,
INSPECTOR.
- NO TROUBLE AT ALL!
- HA HA HA HA.
M.A.D. WILL NEVER GET
THE FORMULA NOW.
OH, NO! HE FORGOT A BARREL!
MR. GREENFINGER!
I'VE GOT TO GET IT TO HIM.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!
- BRAIN!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS.
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
HMM. I DON'T SEE HIM NOW.
LOOK!
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY
WITH THE FORMULA!
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO STOP THEM.
- MR. GREENFINGER! WAIT!
- LET'S GET HIM!
- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
BULL'S-EYE!
LOOK! THERE HE GOES!
- I'VE GOT TO OVERRIDE
THE BLIMP'S CONTROLS.
- HEY!
YOU FORGOT ONE
OF THE BARRELS!
- GADGET!
- I'VE GOT TO TRY
CLIMBING UP THERE.
YIPE!
OH, NO!
- WE'RE TURNING AROUND!
- IT'S WORKING, BRAIN!
I'VE GOT CONTROL.
- THE CONTROLS AREN'T WORKING!
- OH, GADGET!
THIS MUST BE HIS DOING!
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO GET HIM OFF.
- HERE THEY COME.
IT'S UNCLE GADGET!
WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF SIGHT.
- HAND ME THE ANCHOR.
- YIPE!
- HA HA HA HA.
- UH! OH, NO!
I'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN
AND GET IT, BRAIN.
HELP UNCLE GADGET IF YOU CAN.
- I'LL GET HIM THIS TIME.
OH, CURSES!
- WHOA!
- SOMEONE JUST JUMPED
ONTO THE ANCHOR!
- AAH!
M.A.D.? YOU!
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- EEK!
GOTCHA.
AHA! TRYING TO ESCAPE.
GO, GO, GADGET CUFFS!
THAT PUTS AN END
TO YOUR LITTLE GAME.
- WHEW!
- LOOK, MR. GREENFINGER,
I CAUGHT A M.A.D. AGENT!
- MY BOOK'S OK!
I'VE GOT TO BRING IT DOWN.
- WHOA!
- HERE GOES.
- WE'RE LOSING HEIGHT!
WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! JUMP!
- YAY!
- UH-OH!
YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
WHOA!
[BRAIN GROWLS]
- PTOOEY!
COME BACK HERE!
I HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
- HERE IT COMES--
THE BARREL GADGET DROPPED.
GOT IT! HA HA HA HA!
IF YOU THINK YOU'VE WON
THIS TIME, GADGET,
YOU'RE WRONG!
HA HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH!
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
GADGET'S DONE IT AGAIN.
- LOOK!
THEY'RE SHRIVELING UP!
- OH, MY FORMULA'S A FAILURE!
- PERHAPS MAN JUST ISN'T READY
FOR THE 200-POUND POTATO.
- PENNY! BRAIN!
CHIEF QUIMBY!
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
ARREST ONE OF M.A.D.'s
TOP AGENTS, BUT--
- YES. WE'VE GOT
HIM AND THE OTHERS
IN CUSTODY NOW.
YOU'VE DONE
AN EXCELLENT JOB, GADGET.
- SO YOU'RE INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'VE HEARD OF YOU BEFORE.
- AH! THEN YOU
MUST BE THE GARDENER!
I MUST SAY YOUR LAWN
LOOKS 100% BETTER--
ALMOST AS GOOD
AS MY LAWN BACK HOME.
[BRAIN AND PENNY CHUCKLE]
- WHAT ARE YOU MAKING,
UNCLE GADGET?
- OH, JUST CHOPPING UP
SOME WILD PARSLEY I FOUND
AT MR. GREENFINGER'S PLACE.
- DOES IT HAVE GREEN,
GLOSSY, COMPOUND LEAVES
OF 3 LEAFLETS EACH?
AND LITTLE, WHITE
BERRY-LIKE FRUIT?
- YES. THAT'S THE STUFF.
- UNCLE GADGET,
THAT'S POISON IVY.
[GADGET GULPS]
HA HA HA. DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS.
- WELL, IT CERTAINLY
IS ITCHY, PENNY.
- IT SAYS CALAMINE LOTION
WILL HELP THAT.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU WERE RIGHT, PENNY.
IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- AAH!
UHH! UHH!
I ALWAYS GET MY WEED.
RIGHT, BRAIN?
- [RUFF]
- NOW THERE'S A LAWN
TO BE PROUD OF.
NOT A SINGLE WEED ON IT.
PENNY WILL CERTAINLY
BE SURPRISED
WHEN SHE SEES THIS.
WOWSERS!
IT'S THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE!
IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, CHIEF.
- UNCLE GADGET, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE LAWN?
- SORRY, PENNY,
NO TIME TO EXPLAIN.
- HERE IS YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.
- "GREENFINGER INSTITUTE
HAS PERFECTED FORMULA
"TO GROW GIANT VEGETABLES.
"COULD FEED ENTIRE WORLD.
"PROTECT FORMULA FROM M.A.D.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
[CHIEF GROANS]
YOUR LUNCH
IS ON THE TABLE, PENNY.
SORRY I CAN'T JOIN YOU.
- GREENFINGER INSTITUTE.
THAT'S JUST OUTSIDE TOWN.
I THINK YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN.
I'LL CONTACT YOU AFTER SCHOOL.
[BOOM]
- GADGET!
- HA HA HA HA!
YOU WON'T STOP ME
THIS TIME, GADGET.
HA HA HA HA!
AND NEITHER WILL YOU,
MR. GREENFINGER.
WELL...
WAS THE EXPERIMENT A SUCCESS?
- I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT
LIKE TO SEE FOR
YOURSELF, DR. CLAW.
I HAD ONE OF OUR SCIENTISTS
ADMINISTER THE FORMULA TO
A COMMON GARDEN WEED...
WITH THE RESULTS
YOU SUSPECTED.
- HA HA HA HA!
MARVELOUS!
MY GIANT WEEDS WILL SOON ATTACK
AND DESTROY CROPS
ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THEY'LL COME BEGGING
FOR MY GIGANTIC VEGETABLES!
- WHICH YOU WILL
SELL TO THEM
AT GIGANTIC PRICES.
- I'LL BE THE RICHEST MAN
IN THE WORLD!
HA HA HA HA HA!
BUT FIRST, I WANT YOU
TO DISPOSE OF GADGET.
- PERHAPS YOU'D CARE
TO HAVE SOME
OF YOUR NEW WEEDS
FINISH HIM OFF.
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH!
- HELLO? IS ANYONE HOME?
OH.
INSPECTOR GADGET
REPORTING FOR DUTY.
- WELCOME, INSPECTOR.
WON'T YOU COME IN?
- WOWSERS! JUST LOOK
AT THESE WEEDS.
GREENFINGER'S GARDENER
OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T KNOW
THE FIRST THING
ABOUT PROPER LAWN CARE.
- GOOD AFTERNOON, INSPECTOR.
- AH! YOU MUST BE
THE GARDENER.
WHEN I'M FINISHED HERE,
I'LL SHOW YOU
A LITTLE TRICK
FOR GETTING RID
OF THOSE WEEDS.
- I'M MR. GREENFINGER.
- OOPS! TERRIBLY SORRY.
I GUESS I WAS EXPECTING
SOMEONE A BIT, UH, SLIMMER.
- PERHAPS YOU'D LIKE
TO COME AROUND TO THE BACK
AND SEE OUR
FOOD PROJECT, INSPECTOR.
- YES. I THINK THAT WOULD BE
A VERY GOOD IDEA.
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
FOR LUNCH TODAY.
- YIPE!
- THIS WAY, INSPECTOR.
- WOWSERS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE!
- YES, IT IS.
WITH THIS NEW FORMULA, WE'LL
FEED THE ENTIRE WORLD.
INSPECTOR, WHY DON'T YOU
CHECK THE GROUNDS
WHILE I ATTEND
TO SOME BUSINESS INSIDE?
- GOOD IDEA!
IF THERE ARE ANY
M.A.D. AGENTS HERE,
I'M SURE TO SPOT THEM.
- HA HA HA HA!
- JUST LOOK AT THIS STUFF.
MAYBE I CAN FIND SOME
GIANT HAMBURGERS FOR LUNCH.
WELL, NO HAMBURGERS,
AND THIS IS JUST ABOUT
THE UGLIEST CELERY
I'VE EVER SEEN.
OK, I WAS ONLY JOKING.
GO, GO, GADGET SCISSORS!
WAIT!
STOP IT!
GO, GO, GADGET--
[MUFFLED]
- GADGET WILL NEVER
BOTHER ME AGAIN!
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[BUZZ BUZZ]
- BRAIN, IS EVERYTHING OK?
OH, NO!
DO SOMETHING, BRAIN!
I'M ON MY WAY.
[BRAIN GULPS]
- WOWSERS! THAT'S
THE LAST TIME I'LL INSULT
A 10-FOOT STICK OF CELERY.
- TIME TO CHECK ON
OUR GUEST. HA HA HA!
- OH! HI, MR. GREENFINGER.
VERY LOVELY GARDEN,
ESPECIALLY THE CELERY
DOWN AT THE END.
UH, PERHAPS
I SHOULD TAKE A LOOK
AT YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM NOW.
- OH, YES, OF COURSE.
[CHUCKLES]
YOU CAN USE THIS SPEEDBOAT
TO CHECK OUT OUR SECURITY.
- AREN'T YOU COMING?
- OH, NO, INSPECTOR.
I HAVE A LITTLE PHOBIA
ABOUT WATER.
- I UNDERSTAND PERFECTLY.
MY HAMSTER'S THE SAME WAY.
AH!
- AAH! OHH!
- THE SECURITY PRECAUTIONS
HERE ARE EXCELLENT.
EVEN I CAN'T SEE THEM.
[M.A.D. AGENT GROANING]
AH, THERE'S ONE OF
GREENFINGER'S PATROL BOATS NOW.
AHOY!
- BOMBS AWAY!
- WOWSERS! THEY MUST THINK
I'M A M.A.D. AGENT!
- BRAIN...
I'M AT THE FRONT GATE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
[BRAIN IMITATING BOMB EXPLODING]
BOMBS? OH, NO!
DO WHAT YOU CAN, BRAIN.
I'LL FIND A WAY IN.
[BEEPING]
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WOWSERS!
TRUCE! TRUCE! CEASE FIRE!
I DON'T THINK THEY TRUST ME.
- STOP, YOU IDIOTS. IT'S ME!
- I'D BETTER GO BACK
AND GET GREENFINGER
TO CALL THEM OFF.
- QUICK! HE'S TURNING BACK!
- HANG ON.
- WHOA!
FASTER! FASTER!
- WHOA!
- WASN'T THAT ONE OF OUR GUYS?
- NO!
[CRASH]
[AGENTS MOANING]
- HE'S GETTING AWAY,
YOU FOOLS.
FINISH HIM!
- BUT--BUT--BUT--BUT, BOSS.
- NOW, WHERE WAS THAT DOCK?
AH! THAT'S BETTER.
- YOW!
- WHOA!
- I WISH THESE BOATERS
WOULD LEARN TO LOOK
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
- OHH...
- MR. GREENFINGER!
HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU
TO COME TO MY RESCUE.
LET ME HELP YOU.
GO, GO, GADGET ARM!
GAH!
- AAH!
HELP!
[GADGET GROANING]
- WHAT A TIME FOR HIM
TO DOZE OFF!
OH, I WAS CLOSER
THAN I REALIZED.
I'D BETTER GET YOU HOME.
- HELP! HELP!
OHH!
OOH, THANK GOODNESS.
THANK YOU VERY--OH!
- OK, KID. TIME TO MEET
THE REAL GREENFINGER.
- AHA!
UGH! UHH!
GO, GO, GADGET ROLLER SKATES!
WHOA!
- HE MUST BE AROUND
HERE SOMEWHERE.
- LOOK! THERE HE IS!
- SCRATCH ONE GADGET.
- HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
[ENGINE BACKFIRES]
- OH!
- OH!
[BRAIN BARKS]
- AH! THERE'S
THE HOUSE UP AHEAD.
- OHH...
- FINALLY WAKING UP, EH?
- OHH!
- AH, YOU'RE VERY WELCOME!
WE'RE NEARLY THERE!
MR. GREENFINGER,
I HAVE TO COMMEND YOU
ON YOUR EXCELLENT
SECURITY SYSTEM.
NOW, HOW ABOUT SOME LUNCH?
- THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU
OUT OF TROUBLE.
HA HA HA HA HA!
- WHEW!
MR. GREENFINGER?
- UH-HUH.
- IS IT ALMOST
READY, MR. GREENFINGER?
- JUST ABOUT.
HERE YOU GO, INSPECTOR,
A NICE SALAD FOR YOU.
I'LL BE BACK
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED.
- HUH? WHAT?
AHH. THANK YOU, BUTLER.
I WONDER HOW HE KNEW
I WAS EXTRA HUNGRY.
- HA HA HA HA!
- PERFECT! A VENUS-FLYTRAP.
- YES, DR. CLAW.
SOON TO BE A VERY LARGE
VENUS-FLYTRAP.
[VENUS-FLYTRAP SQUEALS]
[M.A.D. AGENT CHUCKLING]
- WHOA!
- BRAIN...
BRAIN, COME IN, BOY.
I'M TRAPPED
IN A BASEMENT. HURRY!
- [RUFF]
- AH, INSPECTOR.
- HMM?
- YOU LOOK LIKE YOU
COULD USE A LITTLE NAP.
- OH, I NEVER SLEEP
WHEN I'M ON DUTY...
[YAWNS]
BUT I DO WORK BETTER
WHEN I'M RESTED.
- GOOD. I HAVE
YOUR ROOM ALL READY.
[CHUCKLES]
- BRAIN! ARE WE GLAD
TO SEE YOU!
HOW'S UNCLE GADGET DOING?
[BRAIN GROWLING]
OH, NO! YOU'D BETTER GO
HELP HIM.
GOOD LUCK, BRAIN!
- AHA! THE BLIMP
HAS ARRIVED.
START LOADING
THE FORMULA ON-BOARD
IMMEDIATELY.
- OH! YES, SIR, DR. CLAW.
- SOMEBODY'S COMING!
- THE FORMULA'S IN HERE.
- THIS STUFF WILL GROW
PLENTY OF MONSTER WEEDS.
- YEAH. NO MORE
VEGETABLES NOWHERE.
- HA HA HA HA HA!
- COME ON. WE GOT TO GET
THESE BARRELS ONTO THE BLIMP.
- CAREFUL NOW, INSPECTOR.
AH, HERE WE ARE.
PLEASANT DREAMS.
[FLYTRAP SLURPING]
HA HA HA HA!
[GADGET SNORING]
- WHOA.
HUH? IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
[BRAIN BARKS]
I'LL BE RIGHT...THERE!
[SPLASH]
[FLYTRAP GRUNTING]
- OK, MR. GREENFINGER,
YOU'D BETTER CALL THE POLICE.
- OH, MY.
- HOW ARE YOU DOING, BRAIN?
[BRAIN BARKING]
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
- AHH!
NOTHING LIKE A COLD SHOWER
AFTER A NAP.
I FEEL INVIGORATED AGAIN.
- HA HA HA HA.
COME ON. HURRY IT UP.
WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY.
- MR. GREENFINGER. HI!
- G-G-G-GADGET! GADGET!
- WOWSERS!
SO THAT'S YOUR PLAN, IS IT?
YOU'RE GOING TO LOAD
ALL THE FORMULA
INTO THAT BALLOON.
- YEAH. UH, WELL--WELL, UH...
- THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA.
M.A.D. WILL NEVER
REACH IT UP THERE.
HERE. LET ME HELP YOU.
[AGENT GASPS]
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
HERE YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN.
- UH, THANKS.
- THAT'S GADGET.
- NEVER MIND.
AS SOON AS I'VE TAKEN
OFF IN THE BLIMP...
[MAKES CUTTING NOISE]
- HA HA HA HA!
- HA HA HA HA!
- THANK YOU FOR YOUR HELP,
INSPECTOR.
- NO TROUBLE AT ALL!
- HA HA HA HA.
M.A.D. WILL NEVER GET
THE FORMULA NOW.
OH, NO! HE FORGOT A BARREL!
MR. GREENFINGER!
I'VE GOT TO GET IT TO HIM.
GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!
- BRAIN!
[BEEP BEEP BEEP]
OH, DON'T WORRY.
HE'LL BE ASLEEP FOR HOURS.
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
HMM. I DON'T SEE HIM NOW.
LOOK!
THEY'RE GETTING AWAY
WITH THE FORMULA!
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO STOP THEM.
- MR. GREENFINGER! WAIT!
- LET'S GET HIM!
- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
BULL'S-EYE!
LOOK! THERE HE GOES!
- I'VE GOT TO OVERRIDE
THE BLIMP'S CONTROLS.
- HEY!
YOU FORGOT ONE
OF THE BARRELS!
- GADGET!
- I'VE GOT TO TRY
CLIMBING UP THERE.
YIPE!
OH, NO!
- WE'RE TURNING AROUND!
- IT'S WORKING, BRAIN!
I'VE GOT CONTROL.
- THE CONTROLS AREN'T WORKING!
- OH, GADGET!
THIS MUST BE HIS DOING!
COME ON. WE'VE GOT
TO GET HIM OFF.
- HERE THEY COME.
IT'S UNCLE GADGET!
WE'D BETTER GET OUT OF SIGHT.
- HAND ME THE ANCHOR.
- YIPE!
- HA HA HA HA.
- UH! OH, NO!
I'LL HAVE TO GO DOWN
AND GET IT, BRAIN.
HELP UNCLE GADGET IF YOU CAN.
- I'LL GET HIM THIS TIME.
OH, CURSES!
- WHOA!
- SOMEONE JUST JUMPED
ONTO THE ANCHOR!
- AAH!
M.A.D.? YOU!
- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?
- EEK!
GOTCHA.
AHA! TRYING TO ESCAPE.
GO, GO, GADGET CUFFS!
THAT PUTS AN END
TO YOUR LITTLE GAME.
- WHEW!
- LOOK, MR. GREENFINGER,
I CAUGHT A M.A.D. AGENT!
- MY BOOK'S OK!
I'VE GOT TO BRING IT DOWN.
- WHOA!
- HERE GOES.
- WE'RE LOSING HEIGHT!
WE'RE GOING TO CRASH! JUMP!
- YAY!
- UH-OH!
YOU'RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!
WHOA!
[BRAIN GROWLS]
- PTOOEY!
COME BACK HERE!
I HAVE YOU SURROUNDED!
- HERE IT COMES--
THE BARREL GADGET DROPPED.
GOT IT! HA HA HA HA!
IF YOU THINK YOU'VE WON
THIS TIME, GADGET,
YOU'RE WRONG!
HA HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH!
- WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE
GADGET'S DONE IT AGAIN.
- LOOK!
THEY'RE SHRIVELING UP!
- OH, MY FORMULA'S A FAILURE!
- PERHAPS MAN JUST ISN'T READY
FOR THE 200-POUND POTATO.
- PENNY! BRAIN!
CHIEF QUIMBY!
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
ARREST ONE OF M.A.D.'s
TOP AGENTS, BUT--
- YES. WE'VE GOT
HIM AND THE OTHERS
IN CUSTODY NOW.
YOU'VE DONE
AN EXCELLENT JOB, GADGET.
- SO YOU'RE INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'VE HEARD OF YOU BEFORE.
- AH! THEN YOU
MUST BE THE GARDENER!
I MUST SAY YOUR LAWN
LOOKS 100% BETTER--
ALMOST AS GOOD
AS MY LAWN BACK HOME.
[BRAIN AND PENNY CHUCKLE]
- WHAT ARE YOU MAKING,
UNCLE GADGET?
- OH, JUST CHOPPING UP
SOME WILD PARSLEY I FOUND
AT MR. GREENFINGER'S PLACE.
- DOES IT HAVE GREEN,
GLOSSY, COMPOUND LEAVES
OF 3 LEAFLETS EACH?
AND LITTLE, WHITE
BERRY-LIKE FRUIT?
- YES. THAT'S THE STUFF.
- UNCLE GADGET,
THAT'S POISON IVY.
[GADGET GULPS]
HA HA HA. DON'T WORRY.
IT'S NOT THAT DANGEROUS.
- WELL, IT CERTAINLY
IS ITCHY, PENNY.
- IT SAYS CALAMINE LOTION
WILL HELP THAT.
- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
YOU WERE RIGHT, PENNY.
IT WORKS LIKE A CHARM.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]