Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 22 - Sleeping Gas - full transcript

Dr. Claw has invented a sleeping gas on a remote island. It is up to Inspector Gadget to destroy this evil invention.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[PING PONG BALLS BOUNCING]

- ROWRR ROWRR

- TAKE THAT AND THAT!

AND THAT!

- BOW WOW!

- WHOOPS!

- OH!

- SORRY ABOUT THAT, BRAIN.

- ARGGHH!

- I WON AGAIN,
UNCLE GADGET.

THAT'S 10 GAMES TO NOTHING.

I'M JUST WARMING UP, PENNY.

[BEEPING]



WOWSERS!

THAT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

OUCH!

HELLO? WHERE ARE YOU CHIEF?

GOT IT. I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.

- ANOTHER TOP SECRET
ASSIGNMENT FROM CHIEF QUIMBY?

- I'M NOT SURE, PENNY.

[BEEPING]

WHAT'S UP, CHIEF?

- HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

- "DR. CLAW MAKING
SLEEPING GAS ON REMOTE ISLAND.

STOP IT. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

LEAVE IT TO M.A.D. TO
TAKE ADVANTAGE OF PEOPLE
WHILE THEY SLEEP.

- RIGHT. HE COULD PUT
ENTIRE CITIES TO SLEEP

AND THEY WOULD BE
COMPLETELY IN HIS POWER.

- DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- AAH!

[BOOM]

OH! WHY DO I
PUT UP WITH HIM?

- I CAN'T SPEND THE REST
OF THE WEEKEND WITH YOU, PENNY.

I HAVE TO CATCH THE NEXT PLANE
FOR THE BOA BOA ISLANDS.

- IS THERE ANYTHING
WE CAN DO, UNCLE GADGET?

- YOU CAN FINISH PACKING FOR ME
WHILE I CHECK OUT MY GADGETS.

- SO, GADGET THINKS HE CAN
PUT MY SLEEPING GAS ISLAND
OUT OF COMMISSION,

EH, MAD CAT?

- REOWW!

- HE'S NOT EVEN GOING
TO MAKE IT TO BOA BOA.

[EVIL LAUGHTER]

[SNICKERING]

- REOWW!

- COME ON, BRAIN.

LET'S PACK A FEW EXTRA THINGS
FOR UNCLE GADGET'S TRIP.

[GULP]

- GO, GO, GADGET LIGHTS!

YEEAHHH!

EVERYTHING IS IN
PERFECT WORKING ORDER.

I WISH PENNY AND BRAIN
HAD STUCK AROUND TO HELP ME
WITH MY LUGGAGE.

- HUH?

- IT'S THE M.A.D. MOBILE.

IT'S AWFULLY CLOSE!

BRAIN, GO GET
THAT OIL CAN.

- YOU'RE IN MY
SIGHTS, GADGET.

HA HA HA HA!

JUST A LITTLE CLOSER.

- OH, I HOPE THIS WORKS.

- WHAT?

WHAT'S THIS?

- REOWW!

- WOWSERS! HE MUST BE
IN A HURRY.

OH, BOY! A RACE!

- WE'D BETTER DISAPPEAR
FOR A WHILE.

- WHEN IT COMES TO RACING, NO
ONE CAN BEAT THE GADGET MOBILE.

- YOU GOT AWAY THIS TIME,
BUT WE'LL BE WAITING
FOR YOU, GADGET.

THIS IS ONE TRIP
YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.

- BY THIS EVENING,
I WILL HAVE ENOUGH SLEEPING GAS

TO PUT THE CAPITAL CITIES
OF THE WORLD TO SLEEP.

GADGET IS ARRIVING.

I WANT HIM PUT TO SLEEP...
PERMANENTLY.

- JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, BOSS.

- OOF!

- ROWFF!

- I SEE YOU'VE
HAD A NICE TRIP.

HA HA HA HA!

I'M THE HOTEL
SOCIAL DIRECTOR.

- THERE'S A MAN
SLEEPING IN YOUR DOORWAY.

- WE'LL HAVE HIM TAKEN
CARE OF RIGHT AWAY.

TAKE MR. GADGET'S BAGS.

THIS WAY, MR. GADGET.

- UHH! OH!

- SIGN HERE, PLEASE.

- AH! IF YOU LISTEN
TO SEA SHELLS,

YOU CAN HEAR THE OCEAN.

[HISSING]

HMM. THAT DOESN'T SOUND
LIKE THE OCEAN TO ME.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

[SNORING]

IT LOOKS LIKE
HE'S FALLEN ASLEEP.

WHY, IT LOOKS LIKE
EVERYONE'S FALLEN ASLEEP.

WHY IS EVERYONE ASLEEP?

- THEY'RE, UH--
IT'S BECAUSE OF THE, UH--

THE FLIES.

- FLIES?

- YES. THEY PUT YOU
TO SLEEP IF THEY BITE YOU.

ONLY TEMPORARILY.

- WHAT DO THESE FLIES
LOOK LIKE?

- THEY'RE, UH--
YOU CAN'T SEE THEM.

THEY'RE TOO SMALL.

- I'LL WATCH OUT FOR THEM.

- LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND.

OUR LITTLE ISLAND IS NOT ONLY
KNOWN FOR ITS FLIES,

BUT ALSO FOR THESE
EXOTIC FLOWERS.

- THEY CERTAINLY ARE EXOTIC.

- THEY'RE CALLED
SLEEPING BEAUTIES.

[HISSING]

- HEY, IT SOUNDS LIKE
ONE OF THOSE FLIES.

GO, GO, GADGET SWATTER!

TAKE THAT!

AND THAT!

[THUD]

HMM.

I MUST HAVE MISSED IT.
THE FLY JUST BIT YOUR BELLHOP.

- OK, BRAIN, WE MADE IT.

- ROWRR RUFF RUFF.

- YOU GO MAKE SURE
THAT UNCLE GADGET'S OK,

AND I'LL HAVE
A LOOK AROUND.

- HMM...WHAT'S ON THOSE
OTHER 2 ISLANDS?

ANY FACTORIES?

[HISS]

IT'S ANOTHER ONE
OF THOSE FLIES.

GOOD IDEA. THANKS.

[YAWN]

[SNORING]

WOWSERS! GO, GO,
GADGET ARMS!

AH, SAFE.

YOU KNOW WHAT, AREAS
AROUND SWIMMING POOLS
CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.

YOU SHOULD REALLY
WATCH YOUR STEP.

THAT'S VERY GOOD ADVICE.

I'D LIKE TO RENT A SMALL BOAT
AND GO OVER TO THOSE ISLANDS.

- NO! YOU CAN'T GO THERE.

NOT UNTIL YOU TRY SOME OF
OUR NATURAL SPRING WATER.

- WELL, I AM A LITTLE HOT.

[HISSING]

DON'T MOVE.
IT'S ON YOUR NOSE.

- OOH! GET IT OFF!

GET IT OFF!

- GO, GO, GADGET SWATTER!

- OH!

- GOT IT!

AH, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

MMM...MMM...

WOWSERS! AM I TIRED.

MUST BE THE ALTITUDE.

A LITTLE DIP IN THE POOL
SHOULD HELP WAKE ME...

UP.

- UNCLE GADGET!

[BOING]

UNCLE GADGET?

[BOTH SNORING]

WHEW!

OH!

BRAIN, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

- BOW WOW ROWFF!

- OK, JUST ASLEEP.

GET DOWN HERE
ON THE DOUBLE.

HMM...

THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE
ABOUT THOSE ISLANDS.

THAT'S IT!

THERE SHOULD BE
ONLY 2 ISLANDS.

THAT MEANS ONE OF THOSE
ISLANDS IS A FAKE.

YOU STAY HERE, BRAIN.

I HAVE A FEELING THAT
THE SLEEPING GAS LABORATORY
IS ON ONE OF THOSE ISLANDS.

- ROWWF ROWWF ROWWF.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT
ME, BRAIN.

JUST TRY TO WAKE
UNCLE GADGET.

[GROANING]

- NICE VIEW FROM UP HERE.

HA HA! JUST PULLING
YOUR LEG.

- ROWWW!

- WOWSERS!

- ROWWW! ROWW! ROWWWW!

GET OUT!

- GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

YEOWW!

- HA HA HA!

AAH!

THOSE DARN FLIES ARE EVEN
PUTTING THE BIRDS TO SLEEP.

I'VE GOT TO FIND A BOAT
AND INVESTIGATE THOSE ISLANDS.

- WHAT HAPPENED TO GADGET?

- HE GOT AWAY.

I'M COMING OVER
TO THE LABORATORY.

- NOT UNTIL YOU
GET RID OF GADGET!

WE HAVE OUR OWN
BUSINESS TO TAKE CARE OF:

A SNOOPING LITTLE GIRL.

- EXCUSE ME. I'D LIKE TO
TAKE A LITTLE TRIP TO
ONE OF THOSE ISLANDS.

- DO YOU WATER SKI?

- ACTUALLY, NO, BUT--

- YOU'D BETTER PUT ON
A LIFE JACKET.

HA HA HA!

- SAFETY FIRST.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS SAY.

LET'S SEE NOW...

ARMS FLEXIBLE, KNEES BENT,

YEOWW!

- ♪ YO HO

♪ YO HO

♪ YO HO HO HO HO HO

♪ YO HO HO
HO HO HO... ♪

- WOW!

- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

WHAT A RIDICULOUS PLACE
FOR A BUOY.

- ONE TORPEDO
SHOULD BE ENOUGH.

- REOWW!

- READY... AIM...

GADGET.

- THIS IS FUN!

LOOK, MA, NO HANDS!

- WAAAH!

- AY!

- I SHOULD HAVE
TAKEN THIS UP YEARS AGO!

YIKES!

- AAH!

[BOOM]

- GO, GO, GADGET COAT!

IT WORKED!

THANKS FOR THE SKI LESSON.

I REALLY SHOULD
GET BACK ON DUTY.

I HAVE TO RETURN TO
THE HOTEL,

RENT A BOAT, AND TAKE A LOOK
AT THAT OTHER ISLAND.

- GADGET DOESN'T
EVEN REALIZE HE'S DROPPED
RIGHT INTO MY HANDS.

HA HA HA HA!

THIS IS CLAW
CALLING ALL AGENTS.

GADGET IS ON THE ISLAND.

COVER THE ENTIRE AREA
WITH SLEEPING GAS.

HE MUST NOT ESCAPE.

[HISSING]

GET RID OF OUR VISITOR,
OR I'LL GET RID OF YOU.

- DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
I'LL FINISH IT THIS TIME.

- THAT'S STRANGE.
I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL.

[BEEPING]

THE SIGNAL'S COMING FROM
INSIDE THIS MOUNTAIN.

THAT'S IT!

BRAIN! BRAIN!

DR. CLAW'S LAB
IS INSIDE THE MOUNTAIN.

TAKE UNCLE GADGET THERE.

WHY IS THAT LEAF
ON YOUR NOSE?

- ROWRR ROWRR.

- THEY FILTER THE GAS?

GREAT IDEA.

- WE HAVE A VISITOR,
M.A.D. CAT.

- WHOA!

- HA HA HA HA!

- I COULD HAVE SWORN
THE HOTEL WAS THIS WAY.

MMM, THAT MUST BE
ONE OF THE NATIVES.

MAYBE HE CAN DIRECT ME
TO THE HOTEL.

EXCUSE ME.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
I JUST WANT DIRECTIONS!

A-HA! THIS MUST BE
WHERE HE LIVES.

MAYBE THEY'VE GOT
A TELEPHONE DIRECTORY.

MMM, WELL, THEY CERTAINLY
DON'T HAVE ELECTRICITY.

GO, GO, GADGET FLASHLIGHT!

- HEY! YOU!

REOWW!

- RUN, BRAIN, RUN!

- WHOA!

- THOSE SLEEPING FLIES
ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE.

[HISSING]

I THINK I FOUND THEIR NEST.

TAKE THAT!

AND THAT!

[RING]

[ALARM SOUNDS]

- UNCLE'S ASLEEP.
COME ON, BRAIN.

- REOWW!

- BOSS, THE FIRE'S SPREADING!

THE WHOLE ISLAND'S
GONNA BLOW.

- GADGET HAS RUINED
MY ENTIRE PLAN.

LET'S GO, M.A.D. CAT.

[HISSING]

- LOOK, BRAIN!
IT'S CHIEF QUIMBY!

- BOW WOW ROWW!

- COME ON, BRAIN.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE HOTEL

BEFORE UNCLE GADGET SEES US.

- THIS IS MY CHANCE TO MAKE
SURE YOU NEVER WAKE UP, GADGET.

- YIKES!

[BOING]

- CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET.
YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN.

- ALWAYS ON DUTY, CHIEF.

BUT COULD YOU COME
BACK TOMORROW?

I'M A LITTLE SLEEPY.

- WAKE UP, GADGET.
WE'RE IN THE SOUTH SEAS.

LOOK.

YOU'VE DESTROYED
THE GAS FACTORY.

- I'M SORRY IF I DID
ANYTHING WRONG.

MY GADGETS ARE
A LITTLE RUSTY.

- NO, GADGET. YOU DID
A FINE JOB AS ALWAYS.

- THANKS, CHIEF.

WAKE ME UP WHEN YOU'VE GOT
AN ASSIGNMENT FOR ME.

AND WATCH OUT FOR
THOSE DARN FLIES.

HMM.

THIS IS A LOT LIGHTER.

- UNCLE GADGET,
HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

- WELL, PENNY,
I'M GLAD YOU WEREN'T THERE.

I SPENT A LOT OF TIME
ON A BOAT.

BOATING CAN BE DANGEROUS
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE RULES.

- LIKE WEARING LIFE JACKETS?

- YES, PENNY. AND ALWAYS
REMEMBER TO REMAIN SEATED.

- ROWRR ROWRR ROWRR.

- AND WHEN CLIMBING A BOAT,

MAKE SURE YOU NEVER
FALL ASLEEP.

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET.

NEXT TIME.

- ROWRR!