Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 21 - Basic Training - full transcript
Chief Quimby, Penny and Inspector Gadget rescue the secret computer parts form the clutches of M.A.D., as they race through a high-speed chase aboard a train.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[TRAIN WHISTLE]
- GOSH, I LOVE TRAIN RIDES,
UNCLE GADGET.
WHERE ARE WE GOING ANYWAY?
- THE CHIEF SAID
TO GET ON THIS TRAIN.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW, PENNY.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
TOOK US ALONG.
O.K. IF BRAIN
AND I EXPLORE?
- O.K. BUT DON'T FORGET
WHERE OUR SEATS ARE.
- WE WON'T. COME ON, BRAIN.
- AH. THIS IS THE LIFE,
THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL.
OOF!
- BOY, UNCLE GADGET,
THERE'S EVEN A DINING CAR AND--
WHERE IS HE?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- I SUPPOSE SO.
WAIT. HIS HAT.
HE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HIS HAT.
SOMETHING'S FISHY.
- UH-OH!
- UNCLE GADGET!
- THEY DON'T HAVE ALL THE BUGS
OUT OF THESE SEATS YET.
- ARE YOU SURE IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT?
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHERE IS THE CHIEF ANYWAY?
[RING]
- IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
MUST BE CHIEF QUIMBY.
HELLO. CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
RIGHT AWAY.
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
- AHA. A MESSAGE.
"TRAIN CARRYING
TOP-SECRET COMPUTERS.
"AGENT OF DR. CLAW
WILL TRY TO STEAL IT.
STOP HIM. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
- [MUFFLED]
OH, NO!
- JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- GLUB GLUB GLUB!
- NO M.A.D. AGENT
IS GOING TO GET BY ME.
- AGENT 311,
TRAIN DIVISION, COME IN.
- I'M HERE, DR. CLAW.
- WE'RE GOING TO MAKE OUR MOVE
AS SOON AS THE TRAIN
REACHES M.A.D. MOUNTAIN.
- DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
HE'S AS GOOD AS GONE.
- PURR-FECT. RIGHT, M.A.D. CAT?
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
- I'M GOING TO SEARCH THE TRAIN
FOR SUSPICIOUS SUSPECTS.
YOU ENJOY THE RIDE.
- GOOD LUCK, UNCLE GADGET.
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN,
JUST IN CASE THAT
M.A.D. AGENT FINDS HIM FIRST.
- AH, JUST WHO I NEED.
CONDUCTOR, I DON'T
WANT TO ALARM YOU,
BUT I'M LOOKING FOR
A SUSPICIOUS FELLOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE
FITTING THAT DESCRIPTION?
- WHY, YES. HE'S IN THERE.
- I KNOW AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.
LOCKED.
I'VE GOT HIM TRAPPED.
GO, GO, GADGET KEY!
IF HE WON'T COME OUT,
I'LL GO IN AFTER HIM.
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
INSPECTOR GADGET IS--
- YAAH! EEE!
HE WASN'T THERE.
WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE?
- MAYBE HE'S BACK THERE.
- OF COURSE.
HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
- AWK! IN THE TRUNK!
- ARE YOU SURE?
- AWK! POSITIVE!
LOOK FOR YOURSELF!
- I'M GOING TO DO JUST THAT.
ALL RIGHT. COME OUT!
WOWSERS.
YOW!
YIKES!
- AWK! HA HA HA HA HA!
- [GULPS]
WELL. NEVER BELIEVE
A BIRD BEHIND BARS.
- YIPE! OOH! OOH...
[RUFF RUFF]
- WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
- VROOM VROOM VROOM.
SCREECH SCREECH!
- THE M.A.D. MOBILE?
WE'VE GOT TO WARN UNCLE GADGET.
- HE'S ESCAPED.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
- AH, AH, AH--HAVE YOU TRIED
THE CABOOSE?
- OF COURSE. UH...
- IN THE BACK.
- RIGHT. I KNEW THAT.
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM
THE WORLD'S GREATEST INSPECTOR
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
HERE I COME, READY OR NOT.
- HE GOT AWAY AGAIN.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE
TIPPED HIM OFF.
HOW DID THAT OTHER TRAIN
GET AHEAD OF US?
SAY, THAT'S MY TRAIN!
WAIT! WAIT!
- WHERE CAN UNCLE GADGET BE?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
WAIT FOR ME! I'M COMING!
- [RUFF RUFF]
- THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CABOOSE?
- [RUFF]
- WHAT'S THAT?
I CAN'T QUITE SEE. WAIT!
IT'S UNCLE GADGET!
- FASTER! FASTER!
- HE'LL NEVER CATCH UP
THAT WAY.
- NOW I'M MOVING.
GO, GO, GADGET!
- WHERE IS HE?
OH, NO! LOOK OUT!
OPEN THE DOOR!
- AAH! EEE!
[CRASHING]
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
I...JUST...WANTED
A LITTLE EXERCISE. HMM...
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT SOMEONE
STOPPED THE TRAIN ON PURPOSE.
OF COURSE. THE ENGINEER.
YOU WAIT HERE.
- BRAIN, YOU'D BETTER DISGUISE
YOURSELF AND FOLLOW HIM.
I'LL LOOK AROUND HERE.
- [RUFF RUFF]
- UNTIL WE KNOW
WHO THE M.A.D. AGENT IS,
IT WON'T HURT
TO SWITCH THESE LABELS
JUST IN CASE.
- HOLD EVERYTHING!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
- DRIVING THE TRAIN.
- THEN YOU MUST HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
LET'S SEE IT.
- HUH? WHAT'S THAT?
AVALANCHE!
- DON'T TRY TO DIVERT
MY ATTENTION.
- BUT--BUT--BUT--
- TRYING THE OLD
AVALANCHE TRICK, EH?
WELL, IT WON'T FOOL ME.
HUH. WOWSERS!
VERY CLEVER.
USING REAL ROCKS FOR
THE FAKE AVALANCHE TRICK.
- THEY GOT THROUGH!
THEN WE'LL MEET THEM
AT MY CASTLE.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- [WHISTLING]
- I KNOW YOU'RE
THE M.A.D. AGENT,
SO GIVE YOURSELF UP.
O.K. YOU'VE HAD YOUR WARNING.
GO, GO, GADGET HANDCUFFS!
- WAIT! THAT'S THE ENGINEER!
- OF COURSE.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
I WAS JUST SETTING A TRAP,
AND IT WORKED.
THERE HE IS!
- [ARF]
- HALT IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!
HALT!
HMM, HE MUST HAVE
GONE THAT WAY.
THIS IS THE PLACE
FOR MY NEW GADGET MAGNETS.
THESE MAGNETS ARE STRONGER
THAN I REMEMBERED.
- I CAN'T FIND ANYONE.
BUT I'M SURE...HUH?
- IT'S TIME TO TAKE
OVER THE TRAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- RIGHT.
- I'VE GOT TO WARN
THE ENGINEER.
- OFF! TURN OFF! I'VE GOT
TO GET THESE FIXED.
- ENGINEER, SOMEONE'S
TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THE TRAIN!
- [INCREDULOUSLY]
OH, NO. WHO?
- I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,
BUT HE'S FROM M.A.D.
- READY AT THIS END, BOSS.
- GOOD.
GAS THE ENGINEER.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
- KNOCKOUT GAS!
NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE...
- ENGINE ROOM GASSED, BOSS.
- GOOD. PREPARE
TO SWITCH TRACKS.
- WOWSERS!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
DOUBLE WOWSERS!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
YIPERS!
THIS IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.
LET GO, GADGET MAGNETS!
GO, GO, GADGET 'BRELLA!
HMM, THIS IS GOING TO BE
A TOUGH ASSIGNMENT.
I'LL HAVE TO EAT
MY WAY OUT.
- HERE IT COMES.
OPEN THE DOORS.
- DOORS OPEN, BOSS.
- WHERE AM I?
- SHH.
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]
- HOLY COW!
THE TRAIN'S BEEN HIJACKED!
THIS MUST BE
M.A.D. HEADQUARTERS.
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
- DELICIOUS!
HMM, WE MUST BE ON A HILL.
- OOH!
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A CABBAGE ROLL.
WAIT A SECOND.
THIS ISN'T
A SCHEDULED STOP.
- GADGET, WE MEET AGAIN.
HAVE GADGET BRING THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO ME!
- RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.
- HE'LL NOT ESCAPE ME
THIS TIME.
- INSPECTOR GADGET!
WE DID IT.
- WE DID?
- YES. WE DELIVERED
THE COMPUTER PARTS
SAFE AND SOUND,
THANKS TO YOU.
- ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
MY GOOD MAN.
- ONE MORE THING.
WOULD YOU DELIVER THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO THE 20th FLOOR?
I WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER IF THEY
WERE IN YOUR HANDS.
- OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM.
- LOOK, BRAIN,
I THINK UNCLE GADGET'S
PRETENDING HE'S A WORKMAN.
HMM. I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOK OF THIS.
- GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
- HE'S ON HIS WAY, BOSS.
- GOOD.
I HAVE THE COMPUTER PARTS,
AND NOW I HAVE GADGET.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- THE ELEVATOR
IS COMPUTERIZED.
THAT SHOULD COME IN HANDY.
LET'S GO.
I WONDER
WHAT'S ON THE 20th FLOOR.
- YES, GADGET.
JUST A LITTLE HIGHER.
- HERE ARE YOUR
COMPUTER PARTS.
- THANK YOU, INSPECTOR.
YOU'VE DONE AN ADMIRABLE JOB.
- IT'S ALL IN THE LINE
OF DUTY. GOOD DAY.
WHERE HAVE I HEARD
THAT VOICE?
- GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- OOH!
- OH, NO!
THE ELEVATOR'S DROPPING!
I'VE GOT TO STOP IT.
COME ON!
THAT DID IT!
- WHEW!
- WHOA!
- WHAT? SOMEONE'S REVERSED IT!
I'LL FIX THAT.
- OOF!
- WHOO!
- NOT AGAIN!
- NO! NO!
- OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
- ENOUGH!
- OOF!
- IT'S NOT STOPPING!
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOOK?
- AAH!
- THAT DID IT!
- I THINK I'LL
OPEN MY PRESENTS NOW.
- HE'S ALL RIGHT!
- HE'S ALL RIGHT?
STOP HIM! STOP GADGET!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
STOP HIM!
- THERE HE IS! GRAB HIM!
- UNCLE GADGET, THIS WAY!
NO! THIS WAY!
- HOLD IT, GADGET!
- COME ON, BRAIN!
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!
- I KEEP HEARING MY NAME.
- HOW DO I START THIS THING?
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
- THEY'RE RE-HIJACKING
MY TRAIN!
- WHOA!
- GOT HIM!
HANG ON, UNCLE!
- WOWSERS!
WOWSERS!
GOOD VENTILATION
IN THESE ELEVATORS.
- VERY CLEVER, GADGET,
BUT I'VE STILL GOT
A TRICK OR TWO DOWN MY TRACK.
- WE DID IT!
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
JUST OVER THAT LITTLE BRIDGE!
- HA HA HA HA HA!
A BRIDGE TOO FAR.
- THE BRIDGE IS OUT!
UNCLE GADGET, DO SOMETHING!
- I'M GETTING OFF RIGHT HERE.
PORTER, TAKE MY BAGS.
WHOA!
- IT WON'T STOP!
- OUCH! AAH! OW!
STOP!
- WHEW. WE MADE IT,
THANKS TO UNCLE GADGET.
- NEXT TIME,
I'LL GO FIRST CLASS.
- WELL DONE, GADGET.
YOU'VE SAVED THE TRAIN.
- THANKS, CHIEF.
- AND THE COMPUTER PARTS.
- COMPUTER PARTS, CHIEF?
- YES. THEY'RE
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
WHERE ARE THEY?
- UH, OF COURSE. EH...UH...
THE PARTS.
UH, YES. THEY'RE--
- THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, CHIEF!
UNCLE GADGET TRICKED
DR. CLAW BY GIVING
HIM THE WRONG BOXES.
- I DID?
- VERY CLEVER, GADGET.
YOU'RE NOT
THE NUMBER-ONE
INSPECTOR FOR NOTHING.
- THANKS, CHIEF.
- THESE AREN'T COMPUTER PARTS!
THEY'RE BOXES OF CAT FOOD!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU'LL MAKE A FOOL
OUT OF ME, GADGET.
NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL BE THE FOOL.
- TRAINS SURE ARE FUN,
AREN'T THEY, UNCLE GADGET.
- THEY SURE ARE, PENNY, AS LONG
AS YOU OBSERVE THE RULES.
DON'T RUN IN THE AISLES
OR BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE.
- AND NEVER PLAY AROUND
RAILWAY TRACKS.
- AND ALWAYS OBEY
THE FLASHING LIGHTS
AND CROSSING BOUNDARIES
AT RAILWAY CROSSINGS.
- AND NEVER RIDE BETWEEN CARS.
- AHEM.
- [RUFF ROOF]
OR ON THE ROOF.
- HEH HEH.
- THAT'S FOR SURE.
THE BEST PLACE IS
INSIDE THE TRAIN.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
BUT I CAN STILL THINK OF
BETTER PLACES TO BE.
[LAUGHTER]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[TRAIN WHISTLE]
- GOSH, I LOVE TRAIN RIDES,
UNCLE GADGET.
WHERE ARE WE GOING ANYWAY?
- THE CHIEF SAID
TO GET ON THIS TRAIN.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW, PENNY.
- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
TOOK US ALONG.
O.K. IF BRAIN
AND I EXPLORE?
- O.K. BUT DON'T FORGET
WHERE OUR SEATS ARE.
- WE WON'T. COME ON, BRAIN.
- AH. THIS IS THE LIFE,
THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL.
OOF!
- BOY, UNCLE GADGET,
THERE'S EVEN A DINING CAR AND--
WHERE IS HE?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- I SUPPOSE SO.
WAIT. HIS HAT.
HE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HIS HAT.
SOMETHING'S FISHY.
- UH-OH!
- UNCLE GADGET!
- THEY DON'T HAVE ALL THE BUGS
OUT OF THESE SEATS YET.
- ARE YOU SURE IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT?
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT DIDN'T MEAN IT.
- I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHERE IS THE CHIEF ANYWAY?
[RING]
- IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.
MUST BE CHIEF QUIMBY.
HELLO. CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?
RIGHT AWAY.
- CHIEF QUIMBY!
- AHA. A MESSAGE.
"TRAIN CARRYING
TOP-SECRET COMPUTERS.
"AGENT OF DR. CLAW
WILL TRY TO STEAL IT.
STOP HIM. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
- [MUFFLED]
OH, NO!
- JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- GLUB GLUB GLUB!
- NO M.A.D. AGENT
IS GOING TO GET BY ME.
- AGENT 311,
TRAIN DIVISION, COME IN.
- I'M HERE, DR. CLAW.
- WE'RE GOING TO MAKE OUR MOVE
AS SOON AS THE TRAIN
REACHES M.A.D. MOUNTAIN.
- DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
HE'S AS GOOD AS GONE.
- PURR-FECT. RIGHT, M.A.D. CAT?
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
- I'M GOING TO SEARCH THE TRAIN
FOR SUSPICIOUS SUSPECTS.
YOU ENJOY THE RIDE.
- GOOD LUCK, UNCLE GADGET.
YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN,
JUST IN CASE THAT
M.A.D. AGENT FINDS HIM FIRST.
- AH, JUST WHO I NEED.
CONDUCTOR, I DON'T
WANT TO ALARM YOU,
BUT I'M LOOKING FOR
A SUSPICIOUS FELLOW.
HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE
FITTING THAT DESCRIPTION?
- WHY, YES. HE'S IN THERE.
- I KNOW AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.
LOCKED.
I'VE GOT HIM TRAPPED.
GO, GO, GADGET KEY!
IF HE WON'T COME OUT,
I'LL GO IN AFTER HIM.
- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
INSPECTOR GADGET IS--
- YAAH! EEE!
HE WASN'T THERE.
WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE?
- MAYBE HE'S BACK THERE.
- OF COURSE.
HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
- AWK! IN THE TRUNK!
- ARE YOU SURE?
- AWK! POSITIVE!
LOOK FOR YOURSELF!
- I'M GOING TO DO JUST THAT.
ALL RIGHT. COME OUT!
WOWSERS.
YOW!
YIKES!
- AWK! HA HA HA HA HA!
- [GULPS]
WELL. NEVER BELIEVE
A BIRD BEHIND BARS.
- YIPE! OOH! OOH...
[RUFF RUFF]
- WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
- VROOM VROOM VROOM.
SCREECH SCREECH!
- THE M.A.D. MOBILE?
WE'VE GOT TO WARN UNCLE GADGET.
- HE'S ESCAPED.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?
- AH, AH, AH--HAVE YOU TRIED
THE CABOOSE?
- OF COURSE. UH...
- IN THE BACK.
- RIGHT. I KNEW THAT.
YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM
THE WORLD'S GREATEST INSPECTOR
AND GET AWAY WITH IT.
HERE I COME, READY OR NOT.
- HE GOT AWAY AGAIN.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE
TIPPED HIM OFF.
HOW DID THAT OTHER TRAIN
GET AHEAD OF US?
SAY, THAT'S MY TRAIN!
WAIT! WAIT!
- WHERE CAN UNCLE GADGET BE?
- [RUFF RUFF]
- GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
WAIT FOR ME! I'M COMING!
- [RUFF RUFF]
- THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CABOOSE?
- [RUFF]
- WHAT'S THAT?
I CAN'T QUITE SEE. WAIT!
IT'S UNCLE GADGET!
- FASTER! FASTER!
- HE'LL NEVER CATCH UP
THAT WAY.
- NOW I'M MOVING.
GO, GO, GADGET!
- WHERE IS HE?
OH, NO! LOOK OUT!
OPEN THE DOOR!
- AAH! EEE!
[CRASHING]
- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- OF COURSE, PENNY.
I...JUST...WANTED
A LITTLE EXERCISE. HMM...
SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT SOMEONE
STOPPED THE TRAIN ON PURPOSE.
OF COURSE. THE ENGINEER.
YOU WAIT HERE.
- BRAIN, YOU'D BETTER DISGUISE
YOURSELF AND FOLLOW HIM.
I'LL LOOK AROUND HERE.
- [RUFF RUFF]
- UNTIL WE KNOW
WHO THE M.A.D. AGENT IS,
IT WON'T HURT
TO SWITCH THESE LABELS
JUST IN CASE.
- HOLD EVERYTHING!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
- DRIVING THE TRAIN.
- THEN YOU MUST HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
LET'S SEE IT.
- HUH? WHAT'S THAT?
AVALANCHE!
- DON'T TRY TO DIVERT
MY ATTENTION.
- BUT--BUT--BUT--
- TRYING THE OLD
AVALANCHE TRICK, EH?
WELL, IT WON'T FOOL ME.
HUH. WOWSERS!
VERY CLEVER.
USING REAL ROCKS FOR
THE FAKE AVALANCHE TRICK.
- THEY GOT THROUGH!
THEN WE'LL MEET THEM
AT MY CASTLE.
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- [WHISTLING]
- I KNOW YOU'RE
THE M.A.D. AGENT,
SO GIVE YOURSELF UP.
O.K. YOU'VE HAD YOUR WARNING.
GO, GO, GADGET HANDCUFFS!
- WAIT! THAT'S THE ENGINEER!
- OF COURSE.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
I WAS JUST SETTING A TRAP,
AND IT WORKED.
THERE HE IS!
- [ARF]
- HALT IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!
HALT!
HMM, HE MUST HAVE
GONE THAT WAY.
THIS IS THE PLACE
FOR MY NEW GADGET MAGNETS.
THESE MAGNETS ARE STRONGER
THAN I REMEMBERED.
- I CAN'T FIND ANYONE.
BUT I'M SURE...HUH?
- IT'S TIME TO TAKE
OVER THE TRAIN.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.
- RIGHT.
- I'VE GOT TO WARN
THE ENGINEER.
- OFF! TURN OFF! I'VE GOT
TO GET THESE FIXED.
- ENGINEER, SOMEONE'S
TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THE TRAIN!
- [INCREDULOUSLY]
OH, NO. WHO?
- I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,
BUT HE'S FROM M.A.D.
- READY AT THIS END, BOSS.
- GOOD.
GAS THE ENGINEER.
- [SNIFF SNIFF]
- KNOCKOUT GAS!
NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE...
- ENGINE ROOM GASSED, BOSS.
- GOOD. PREPARE
TO SWITCH TRACKS.
- WOWSERS!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
DOUBLE WOWSERS!
GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!
YIPERS!
THIS IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.
LET GO, GADGET MAGNETS!
GO, GO, GADGET 'BRELLA!
HMM, THIS IS GOING TO BE
A TOUGH ASSIGNMENT.
I'LL HAVE TO EAT
MY WAY OUT.
- HERE IT COMES.
OPEN THE DOORS.
- DOORS OPEN, BOSS.
- WHERE AM I?
- SHH.
[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]
- HOLY COW!
THE TRAIN'S BEEN HIJACKED!
THIS MUST BE
M.A.D. HEADQUARTERS.
WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?
- DELICIOUS!
HMM, WE MUST BE ON A HILL.
- OOH!
THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A CABBAGE ROLL.
WAIT A SECOND.
THIS ISN'T
A SCHEDULED STOP.
- GADGET, WE MEET AGAIN.
HAVE GADGET BRING THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO ME!
- RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.
- HE'LL NOT ESCAPE ME
THIS TIME.
- INSPECTOR GADGET!
WE DID IT.
- WE DID?
- YES. WE DELIVERED
THE COMPUTER PARTS
SAFE AND SOUND,
THANKS TO YOU.
- ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
MY GOOD MAN.
- ONE MORE THING.
WOULD YOU DELIVER THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO THE 20th FLOOR?
I WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER IF THEY
WERE IN YOUR HANDS.
- OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM.
- LOOK, BRAIN,
I THINK UNCLE GADGET'S
PRETENDING HE'S A WORKMAN.
HMM. I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOK OF THIS.
- GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!
GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
- HE'S ON HIS WAY, BOSS.
- GOOD.
I HAVE THE COMPUTER PARTS,
AND NOW I HAVE GADGET.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- THE ELEVATOR
IS COMPUTERIZED.
THAT SHOULD COME IN HANDY.
LET'S GO.
I WONDER
WHAT'S ON THE 20th FLOOR.
- YES, GADGET.
JUST A LITTLE HIGHER.
- HERE ARE YOUR
COMPUTER PARTS.
- THANK YOU, INSPECTOR.
YOU'VE DONE AN ADMIRABLE JOB.
- IT'S ALL IN THE LINE
OF DUTY. GOOD DAY.
WHERE HAVE I HEARD
THAT VOICE?
- GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.
IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
- OOH!
- OH, NO!
THE ELEVATOR'S DROPPING!
I'VE GOT TO STOP IT.
COME ON!
THAT DID IT!
- WHEW!
- WHOA!
- WHAT? SOMEONE'S REVERSED IT!
I'LL FIX THAT.
- OOF!
- WHOO!
- NOT AGAIN!
- NO! NO!
- OOF!
OOF!
OOF!
- ENOUGH!
- OOF!
- IT'S NOT STOPPING!
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOOK?
- AAH!
- THAT DID IT!
- I THINK I'LL
OPEN MY PRESENTS NOW.
- HE'S ALL RIGHT!
- HE'S ALL RIGHT?
STOP HIM! STOP GADGET!
DO YOU HEAR ME?
STOP HIM!
- THERE HE IS! GRAB HIM!
- UNCLE GADGET, THIS WAY!
NO! THIS WAY!
- HOLD IT, GADGET!
- COME ON, BRAIN!
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!
- I KEEP HEARING MY NAME.
- HOW DO I START THIS THING?
I HOPE THIS WORKS.
- THEY'RE RE-HIJACKING
MY TRAIN!
- WHOA!
- GOT HIM!
HANG ON, UNCLE!
- WOWSERS!
WOWSERS!
GOOD VENTILATION
IN THESE ELEVATORS.
- VERY CLEVER, GADGET,
BUT I'VE STILL GOT
A TRICK OR TWO DOWN MY TRACK.
- WE DID IT!
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
JUST OVER THAT LITTLE BRIDGE!
- HA HA HA HA HA!
A BRIDGE TOO FAR.
- THE BRIDGE IS OUT!
UNCLE GADGET, DO SOMETHING!
- I'M GETTING OFF RIGHT HERE.
PORTER, TAKE MY BAGS.
WHOA!
- IT WON'T STOP!
- OUCH! AAH! OW!
STOP!
- WHEW. WE MADE IT,
THANKS TO UNCLE GADGET.
- NEXT TIME,
I'LL GO FIRST CLASS.
- WELL DONE, GADGET.
YOU'VE SAVED THE TRAIN.
- THANKS, CHIEF.
- AND THE COMPUTER PARTS.
- COMPUTER PARTS, CHIEF?
- YES. THEY'RE
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
WHERE ARE THEY?
- UH, OF COURSE. EH...UH...
THE PARTS.
UH, YES. THEY'RE--
- THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, CHIEF!
UNCLE GADGET TRICKED
DR. CLAW BY GIVING
HIM THE WRONG BOXES.
- I DID?
- VERY CLEVER, GADGET.
YOU'RE NOT
THE NUMBER-ONE
INSPECTOR FOR NOTHING.
- THANKS, CHIEF.
- THESE AREN'T COMPUTER PARTS!
THEY'RE BOXES OF CAT FOOD!
THIS IS THE LAST TIME
YOU'LL MAKE A FOOL
OUT OF ME, GADGET.
NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL BE THE FOOL.
- TRAINS SURE ARE FUN,
AREN'T THEY, UNCLE GADGET.
- THEY SURE ARE, PENNY, AS LONG
AS YOU OBSERVE THE RULES.
DON'T RUN IN THE AISLES
OR BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE.
- AND NEVER PLAY AROUND
RAILWAY TRACKS.
- AND ALWAYS OBEY
THE FLASHING LIGHTS
AND CROSSING BOUNDARIES
AT RAILWAY CROSSINGS.
- AND NEVER RIDE BETWEEN CARS.
- AHEM.
- [RUFF ROOF]
OR ON THE ROOF.
- HEH HEH.
- THAT'S FOR SURE.
THE BEST PLACE IS
INSIDE THE TRAIN.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
BUT I CAN STILL THINK OF
BETTER PLACES TO BE.
[LAUGHTER]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]