Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 21 - Basic Training - full transcript

Chief Quimby, Penny and Inspector Gadget rescue the secret computer parts form the clutches of M.A.D., as they race through a high-speed chase aboard a train.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[TRAIN WHISTLE]

- GOSH, I LOVE TRAIN RIDES,
UNCLE GADGET.

WHERE ARE WE GOING ANYWAY?

- THE CHIEF SAID
TO GET ON THIS TRAIN.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW, PENNY.

- WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
TOOK US ALONG.

O.K. IF BRAIN
AND I EXPLORE?

- O.K. BUT DON'T FORGET
WHERE OUR SEATS ARE.

- WE WON'T. COME ON, BRAIN.

- AH. THIS IS THE LIFE,
THE SAFEST WAY TO TRAVEL.

OOF!

- BOY, UNCLE GADGET,
THERE'S EVEN A DINING CAR AND--

WHERE IS HE?

- [RUFF RUFF]



- I SUPPOSE SO.
WAIT. HIS HAT.

HE NEVER GOES ANYWHERE
WITHOUT HIS HAT.

SOMETHING'S FISHY.

- UH-OH!

- UNCLE GADGET!

- THEY DON'T HAVE ALL THE BUGS
OUT OF THESE SEATS YET.

- ARE YOU SURE IT WAS
AN ACCIDENT?

- OF COURSE, PENNY.
IT DIDN'T MEAN IT.

- I HOPE YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHERE IS THE CHIEF ANYWAY?

[RING]

- IT'S THE TOP SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

MUST BE CHIEF QUIMBY.

HELLO. CHIEF?

YOU'RE WHERE?

RIGHT AWAY.

- CHIEF QUIMBY!

- AHA. A MESSAGE.

"TRAIN CARRYING
TOP-SECRET COMPUTERS.

"AGENT OF DR. CLAW
WILL TRY TO STEAL IT.

STOP HIM. THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

- [MUFFLED]
OH, NO!

- JUST LEAVE IT TO ME, CHIEF.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- GLUB GLUB GLUB!

- NO M.A.D. AGENT
IS GOING TO GET BY ME.

- AGENT 311,
TRAIN DIVISION, COME IN.

- I'M HERE, DR. CLAW.

- WE'RE GOING TO MAKE OUR MOVE

AS SOON AS THE TRAIN
REACHES M.A.D. MOUNTAIN.

- DON'T WORRY, BOSS.
HE'S AS GOOD AS GONE.

- PURR-FECT. RIGHT, M.A.D. CAT?

[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]

- I'M GOING TO SEARCH THE TRAIN
FOR SUSPICIOUS SUSPECTS.

YOU ENJOY THE RIDE.

- GOOD LUCK, UNCLE GADGET.

YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW HIM, BRAIN,

JUST IN CASE THAT
M.A.D. AGENT FINDS HIM FIRST.

- AH, JUST WHO I NEED.

CONDUCTOR, I DON'T
WANT TO ALARM YOU,

BUT I'M LOOKING FOR
A SUSPICIOUS FELLOW.

HAVE YOU SEEN ANYONE
FITTING THAT DESCRIPTION?

- WHY, YES. HE'S IN THERE.

- I KNOW AN HONEST
FACE WHEN I SEE ONE.

LOCKED.

I'VE GOT HIM TRAPPED.

GO, GO, GADGET KEY!

IF HE WON'T COME OUT,
I'LL GO IN AFTER HIM.

- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

INSPECTOR GADGET IS--

- YAAH! EEE!

HE WASN'T THERE.
WHERE COULD HE HAVE GONE?

- MAYBE HE'S BACK THERE.

- OF COURSE.

HE'S IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

- AWK! IN THE TRUNK!

- ARE YOU SURE?

- AWK! POSITIVE!
LOOK FOR YOURSELF!

- I'M GOING TO DO JUST THAT.

ALL RIGHT. COME OUT!

WOWSERS.

YOW!

YIKES!

- AWK! HA HA HA HA HA!

- [GULPS]

WELL. NEVER BELIEVE
A BIRD BEHIND BARS.

- YIPE! OOH! OOH...

[RUFF RUFF]

- WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?

- VROOM VROOM VROOM.
SCREECH SCREECH!

- THE M.A.D. MOBILE?

WE'VE GOT TO WARN UNCLE GADGET.

- HE'S ESCAPED.
HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?

- AH, AH, AH--HAVE YOU TRIED
THE CABOOSE?

- OF COURSE. UH...

- IN THE BACK.

- RIGHT. I KNEW THAT.

YOU CAN'T GET AWAY FROM
THE WORLD'S GREATEST INSPECTOR

AND GET AWAY WITH IT.

HERE I COME, READY OR NOT.

- HE GOT AWAY AGAIN.
SOMEONE MUST HAVE
TIPPED HIM OFF.

HOW DID THAT OTHER TRAIN
GET AHEAD OF US?

SAY, THAT'S MY TRAIN!

WAIT! WAIT!

- WHERE CAN UNCLE GADGET BE?

- [RUFF RUFF]

- GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

WAIT FOR ME! I'M COMING!

- [RUFF RUFF]

- THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CABOOSE?

- [RUFF]

- WHAT'S THAT?
I CAN'T QUITE SEE. WAIT!

IT'S UNCLE GADGET!

- FASTER! FASTER!

- HE'LL NEVER CATCH UP
THAT WAY.

- NOW I'M MOVING.

GO, GO, GADGET!

- WHERE IS HE?

OH, NO! LOOK OUT!
OPEN THE DOOR!

- AAH! EEE!

[CRASHING]

- ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- OF COURSE, PENNY.
I...JUST...WANTED
A LITTLE EXERCISE. HMM...

SOMETHING TELLS ME THAT SOMEONE
STOPPED THE TRAIN ON PURPOSE.

OF COURSE. THE ENGINEER.
YOU WAIT HERE.

- BRAIN, YOU'D BETTER DISGUISE
YOURSELF AND FOLLOW HIM.

I'LL LOOK AROUND HERE.

- [RUFF RUFF]

- UNTIL WE KNOW
WHO THE M.A.D. AGENT IS,

IT WON'T HURT
TO SWITCH THESE LABELS

JUST IN CASE.

- HOLD EVERYTHING!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

- DRIVING THE TRAIN.

- THEN YOU MUST HAVE
A DRIVER'S LICENSE.
LET'S SEE IT.

- HUH? WHAT'S THAT?

AVALANCHE!

- DON'T TRY TO DIVERT
MY ATTENTION.

- BUT--BUT--BUT--

- TRYING THE OLD
AVALANCHE TRICK, EH?
WELL, IT WON'T FOOL ME.

HUH. WOWSERS!

VERY CLEVER.
USING REAL ROCKS FOR
THE FAKE AVALANCHE TRICK.

- THEY GOT THROUGH!

THEN WE'LL MEET THEM
AT MY CASTLE.

- HEH HEH HEH HEH!

- [WHISTLING]

- I KNOW YOU'RE
THE M.A.D. AGENT,
SO GIVE YOURSELF UP.

O.K. YOU'VE HAD YOUR WARNING.

GO, GO, GADGET HANDCUFFS!

- WAIT! THAT'S THE ENGINEER!

- OF COURSE.
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.
I WAS JUST SETTING A TRAP,

AND IT WORKED.

THERE HE IS!

- [ARF]

- HALT IN THE NAME
OF THE LAW!

HALT!

HMM, HE MUST HAVE
GONE THAT WAY.

THIS IS THE PLACE
FOR MY NEW GADGET MAGNETS.

THESE MAGNETS ARE STRONGER
THAN I REMEMBERED.

- I CAN'T FIND ANYONE.

BUT I'M SURE...HUH?

- IT'S TIME TO TAKE
OVER THE TRAIN.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

- RIGHT.

- I'VE GOT TO WARN
THE ENGINEER.

- OFF! TURN OFF! I'VE GOT
TO GET THESE FIXED.

- ENGINEER, SOMEONE'S
TRYING TO TAKE CONTROL
OF THE TRAIN!

- [INCREDULOUSLY]
OH, NO. WHO?

- I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,
BUT HE'S FROM M.A.D.

- READY AT THIS END, BOSS.

- GOOD.

GAS THE ENGINEER.

- [SNIFF SNIFF]

- KNOCKOUT GAS!

NOW, DO YOU BELIEVE...

- ENGINE ROOM GASSED, BOSS.

- GOOD. PREPARE
TO SWITCH TRACKS.

- WOWSERS!

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

DOUBLE WOWSERS!

GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

YIPERS!

THIS IS GETTING ON MY NERVES.

LET GO, GADGET MAGNETS!

GO, GO, GADGET 'BRELLA!

HMM, THIS IS GOING TO BE
A TOUGH ASSIGNMENT.

I'LL HAVE TO EAT
MY WAY OUT.

- HERE IT COMES.
OPEN THE DOORS.

- DOORS OPEN, BOSS.

- WHERE AM I?

- SHH.

[RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF]

- HOLY COW!

THE TRAIN'S BEEN HIJACKED!

THIS MUST BE
M.A.D. HEADQUARTERS.

WHERE'S UNCLE GADGET?

- DELICIOUS!

HMM, WE MUST BE ON A HILL.

- OOH!

THAT'S WHAT I CALL
A CABBAGE ROLL.

WAIT A SECOND.

THIS ISN'T
A SCHEDULED STOP.

- GADGET, WE MEET AGAIN.

HAVE GADGET BRING THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO ME!

- RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.

- HE'LL NOT ESCAPE ME
THIS TIME.

- INSPECTOR GADGET!

WE DID IT.

- WE DID?

- YES. WE DELIVERED
THE COMPUTER PARTS

SAFE AND SOUND,
THANKS TO YOU.

- ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
MY GOOD MAN.

- ONE MORE THING.

WOULD YOU DELIVER THE COMPUTER
PARTS TO THE 20th FLOOR?

I WOULD FEEL MUCH BETTER IF THEY
WERE IN YOUR HANDS.

- OF COURSE. NO PROBLEM.

- LOOK, BRAIN,

I THINK UNCLE GADGET'S
PRETENDING HE'S A WORKMAN.

HMM. I DON'T LIKE
THE LOOK OF THIS.

- GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

- HE'S ON HIS WAY, BOSS.

- GOOD.

I HAVE THE COMPUTER PARTS,

AND NOW I HAVE GADGET.

HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- HEH HEH HEH
HEH HEH HEH HEH!

- THE ELEVATOR
IS COMPUTERIZED.

THAT SHOULD COME IN HANDY.
LET'S GO.

I WONDER
WHAT'S ON THE 20th FLOOR.

- YES, GADGET.
JUST A LITTLE HIGHER.

- HERE ARE YOUR
COMPUTER PARTS.

- THANK YOU, INSPECTOR.

YOU'VE DONE AN ADMIRABLE JOB.

- IT'S ALL IN THE LINE
OF DUTY. GOOD DAY.

WHERE HAVE I HEARD
THAT VOICE?

- GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR GADGET.

IT WAS NICE KNOWING YOU.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

- OOH!

- OH, NO!
THE ELEVATOR'S DROPPING!

I'VE GOT TO STOP IT.

COME ON!

THAT DID IT!

- WHEW!

- WHOA!

- WHAT? SOMEONE'S REVERSED IT!

I'LL FIX THAT.

- OOF!

- WHOO!

- NOT AGAIN!

- NO! NO!

- OOF!

OOF!

OOF!

- ENOUGH!

- OOF!

- IT'S NOT STOPPING!
[BRAIN WHIMPERS]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BOOK?

- AAH!

- THAT DID IT!

- I THINK I'LL
OPEN MY PRESENTS NOW.

- HE'S ALL RIGHT!

- HE'S ALL RIGHT?
STOP HIM! STOP GADGET!

DO YOU HEAR ME?

STOP HIM!

- THERE HE IS! GRAB HIM!

- UNCLE GADGET, THIS WAY!

NO! THIS WAY!

- HOLD IT, GADGET!

- COME ON, BRAIN!
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOSE!

- I KEEP HEARING MY NAME.

- HOW DO I START THIS THING?

I HOPE THIS WORKS.

- THEY'RE RE-HIJACKING
MY TRAIN!

- WHOA!

- GOT HIM!

HANG ON, UNCLE!

- WOWSERS!

WOWSERS!

GOOD VENTILATION
IN THESE ELEVATORS.

- VERY CLEVER, GADGET,

BUT I'VE STILL GOT
A TRICK OR TWO DOWN MY TRACK.

- WE DID IT!
WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
JUST OVER THAT LITTLE BRIDGE!

- HA HA HA HA HA!

A BRIDGE TOO FAR.

- THE BRIDGE IS OUT!

UNCLE GADGET, DO SOMETHING!

- I'M GETTING OFF RIGHT HERE.

PORTER, TAKE MY BAGS.

WHOA!

- IT WON'T STOP!

- OUCH! AAH! OW!

STOP!

- WHEW. WE MADE IT,

THANKS TO UNCLE GADGET.

- NEXT TIME,
I'LL GO FIRST CLASS.

- WELL DONE, GADGET.
YOU'VE SAVED THE TRAIN.

- THANKS, CHIEF.

- AND THE COMPUTER PARTS.

- COMPUTER PARTS, CHIEF?

- YES. THEY'RE
THE MOST IMPORTANT THING.
WHERE ARE THEY?

- UH, OF COURSE. EH...UH...

THE PARTS.
UH, YES. THEY'RE--

- THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, CHIEF!

UNCLE GADGET TRICKED
DR. CLAW BY GIVING
HIM THE WRONG BOXES.

- I DID?

- VERY CLEVER, GADGET.

YOU'RE NOT
THE NUMBER-ONE
INSPECTOR FOR NOTHING.

- THANKS, CHIEF.

- THESE AREN'T COMPUTER PARTS!

THEY'RE BOXES OF CAT FOOD!

THIS IS THE LAST TIME

YOU'LL MAKE A FOOL
OUT OF ME, GADGET.

NEXT TIME,
YOU'LL BE THE FOOL.

- TRAINS SURE ARE FUN,
AREN'T THEY, UNCLE GADGET.

- THEY SURE ARE, PENNY, AS LONG
AS YOU OBSERVE THE RULES.

DON'T RUN IN THE AISLES
OR BOTHER OTHER PEOPLE.

- AND NEVER PLAY AROUND
RAILWAY TRACKS.

- AND ALWAYS OBEY
THE FLASHING LIGHTS

AND CROSSING BOUNDARIES
AT RAILWAY CROSSINGS.

- AND NEVER RIDE BETWEEN CARS.

- AHEM.

- [RUFF ROOF]

OR ON THE ROOF.

- HEH HEH.

- THAT'S FOR SURE.
THE BEST PLACE IS
INSIDE THE TRAIN.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.

BUT I CAN STILL THINK OF
BETTER PLACES TO BE.

[LAUGHTER]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪

♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪

♪ HOO-HOO ♪

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.

NEXT TIME!

[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]