Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 20 - M.A.D. Trap - full transcript

Intent on destroying Inspector Gadget, Dr. Claw lures him with a rash of small crimes and plans on a major one to end the Inspector's meddling once and for all.

[POLICE SIREN]

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[WIND HOWLING]

- I'VE GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU, MY PET.

BY THIS TIME TOMORROW,
I'LL BE RID OF GADGET FOREVER.

IT'S REALLY QUITE SIMPLE.

GADGET ALWAYS APPEARS
AT THE SCENE OF THE CRIME.

THIS TIME,

I'LL LEAD HIM
THERE MYSELF.

YOU SEE,
THIS TIME, THE CRIME

IS GADGET'S ELIMINATION.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[SMASH]

- [YOWLS]

- 41...42...



43...44...

45...46...

- WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
UNCLE GADGET?

- WHAT AM I DOING?

WHY, I'M--WHOOPS!

WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!

WHOOP!

YE-OW!

UH-OH!

[CRASH]

[THINGS BREAKING]

- I HAVEN'T HAD
AN ASSIGNMENT

IN 3 WEEKS, PENNY.

AND I'M RUSTY.

- 3 WEEKS IS A LONG TIME.

ARE YOU SURE THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE IS WORKING?

- HMM, I'D BETTER CHECK IN
AT HEADQUARTERS RIGHT AWAY.

BYE-BYE, PENNY.

- BYE-BYE FOREVER,
GADGET.

RIGHT, MY PET?

[SNICKERS]

[BEEP BEEP]

- HMM, METRO CITY.
LET'S SEE NOW...

PERFECT.

SEND IN THE RAT.

- [SNIFFS]

- [YOWLS]

[GRR]

- YOU CALLED?
- [SCREECHES]

- LOOK AT THIS MAP.

[BEEPING]

- WE CREATE A CRIME PATTERN.

GADGET UNCOVERS THE PATTERN.

GADGET ARRIVES AT THE SCENE
OF THE FINAL CRIME.

GADGET IS ELIMINATED.

- HA HA HA HA HA!

LEAVE IT TO ME.

- AT THE SCENE
OF EACH CRIME,

LEAVE ONE OF THESE.

IT WILL HELP WHET
GADGET'S APPETITE.

THAT'S ALL.

AT LAST, I WILL BE RID
OF GADGET FOR GOOD.

[POLICE SIREN]

- "CLOSED UNTIL
TERRIBLE CRIME
IS COMMITTED.

SIGNED, THE CHIEF."

I'VE GOT TO FIND THE CHIEF
AND GET MY PHONE FIXED.

NOT TO MENTION MY HANDS.

OOH, THAT SMARTS.

[FROG RIBBITS]

[BIRDS CHIRP]

- WELL, MY FRIENDS,
AS YOU CAN SEE,

BUSINESS IS
VERY SLOW TODAY.

[HUMMING]

- UH-OH, RAIN.

- PSST!
- HELLO, GADGET.

- SHH!

- "HAVE YOU GOT
ANY ASSIGNMENTS FOR ME?

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

YEOW!

NO! DON'T DO THAT!
IT'LL EX--

- [CHIRP CHIRP]

- NO, GADGET, I DON'T HAVE
AN ASSIGNMENT FOR YOU.

THINGS HAVE BEEN
VERY SLOW LATELY.

- HMM, I WAS SURE
THE TOP-SECRET GADGET PHONE

WASN'T WORKING.

HELLO? YES?

YES?

IT'S FOR YOU, CHIEF.

- HELLO? WHAT?

I'VE GOT
THE PERFECT MAN

FOR THE JOB
RIGHT HERE.

- WHATEVER IT IS,
I'LL TAKE IT.

- A CHEESE STORE WAS
JUST ROBBED DOWNTOWN.

- A CHEESE STORE?!

BUT I'M THE WORLD'S
GREATEST INSPECTOR.

- GET RIGHT ON IT.
IT'S A MISSION.

-I'M ALWAYS...

ON DUTY.

- HA HA HA!
YES, GADGET,
PLEASE HURRY.

I'M WHAT YOU CALL
THE IMPATIENT TYPE.

[EVIL LAUGH]

[TIRES SCREECH]

- WOWSERS!

HMM, THIS GLASS
IS BROKEN.

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN
ONE THING,

AND THAT'S WHAT
I HAVE TO FIND OUT.

HMM.

AHA!

THAT'S JUST WHAT
I WAS LOOKING FOR.

A GOOD INSPECTOR
ALWAYS TAKES NOTES.

- HELP!

POLICE! HELP!

- WAA! WAA!

WAA! WAA!

- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

[BABY CRYING]

- STOP, IN THE
NAME OF THE LAW!

- HELP! HELP!

- STOP HIM!

- OOPS!

- HELP! HELP!
- WAA! WAA!

[CRASH]

- YOU LET HIM GET AWAY!

- BUT REST ASSURED,
WITH ME ON THE JOB,

HE WON'T GET FAR.

- HE LEFT THIS.

- [RASPBERRY]

- [RASPBERRY]

- HMM.

[BIRD SQUAWKS]

- I WONDER.

- [YAWNS]
GOOD MORNING, UNCLE.

- GOOD MORNING, PENNY.

- WHAT'S THIS?

- THIS IS DEFINITELY THE
WORK OF A MASTER CRIMINAL.

HE EVEN LEAVES
A CALLING CARD.

BY PLOTTING THE LOCATIONS
OF THE CRIMES ON THIS MAP,

I'LL BE ABLE TO FIGURE OUT
HOW HIS MIND WORKS AND--

- UNCLE GADGET,
LOOK AT THIS.

YOUR CALLING CARD
THIEF HAS STRUCK AGAIN.

- A TOY STORE!

IT'S A ONE-MAN
CRIME WAVE!

WELL, HE WON'T
GET AWAY WITH IT.

NOT WHILE I'M ON DUTY.

GO, GO,
GADGET SKATES!

WHOA!

YEE! AAH!

- BRAIN, YOU'D BETTER
FOLLOW UNCLE GADGET.

- UH! OH! EEE! AH!

OUCH! WHOOP!

[CRASH]

- [RUFF RUFF]

[RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF]

- WHY WOULD M.A.D. BE
INVOLVED IN SUCH PETTY CRIMES?

THERE MUST BE
SOMETHING MORE TO IT.

MAYBE THIS MAP
WILL GIVE US SOME ANSWERS.

HMM. [GASPS]

CRUMBS! LOOK AT THE TIME!

I'LL BE LATE FOR SCHOOL!

- GO, GO, GADGET MOBILE.

[TIRES SCREECH]

- TOYS? CHEESE?
WHAT'S THE CONNECTION?

[HONK]
[HONK]

- [PANTING]

- WHERE'S MY
BOOK OF CLUES?

[HONK]
[HONK]

[HONK HONK HONK]

[BRIDGE BELL CLANGING]

- "FINDING CLUES,
CHAPTER ONE."

WOWSERS!

[BELL CLANGING]

- GO, GO, GADGET PARACHUTE!

- YOW!

[COUGHING]

UGH!

[WHIMPERS]

- [PURRING]

- MY PLAN IS
WORKING PERFECTLY.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU
SOMETHING SPECIAL.

- IT LOOKS LIKE
AN OLD FACTORY.

- HA HA HA! IT IS.

BUT SOON IT WILL BE
AN HISTORICAL SITE--

THE LAST PLACE
GADGET WAS EVER SEEN.

[EVIL LAUGH]

- HA HA!
- HA HA HA!

- AHA. I'M BEGINNING
TO UNDERSTAND

THE WAY THIS
CRIMINAL'S MIND WORKS.

ONE, HE LIKES
TO BREAK GLASS.

TWO, HE LIKES
TO LEAVE CALLING CARDS.

RIGHT. SO THAT'S 1, 2...

UH, HMM...

I'D BETTER CHECK INSIDE.

WOWSERS.

HMM.

- MAMA.

- OH, PARDON ME.

OOF! UHH!

WHAT WAS THAT?

STEADY NOW.

ALL RIGHT,
WHOEVER YOU ARE,

COME OUT AND FIGHT
LIKE A--WHOOPS!

WAAAH!
[CRASH]

- HMM, THIS MYSTERIOUS BOX
MIGHT CONTAIN A CLUE.

THIS MUST BE
THE OPENING DEVICE.

[BOING]

- WHOOPS!

- OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS.

BEAT THAT!

- EEK!

- CLEARLY NO MATCH FOR ME.

WOWSERS! A REAL TOY!

AT LEAST A SAFE ONE.

I USED TO HAVE LOTS
OF FUN WITH THESE.

- VERY INTERESTING.
TRY USING MORE RED.

LET COLORS MAKE
YOUR MAP COME ALIVE!

- UH, THANK YOU, TEACHER.

WHAT'S THE CONNECTION
BETWEEN THIS AND M.A.D.?

CONNECTION?
HEY, THAT'S IT!

M...

A...

D.

MAD!

NOW I KNOW WHERE
THEY'LL TRY NEXT.

COME IN, BRAIN.

[RUFF]

- I KNOW WHERE
THE NEXT CRIME WILL BE.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE
UNCLE GADGET THERE.

- OK, ONE MORE TIME.

ONE--

HEY! HELP!

I HATE THIS TOY--
[GULPS]

- [RUFF RUFF RUFF]

[RUFF RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF RUFF]

- IT'S TIME TO
GO, M.A.D. CAT.

WE WANT TO BE THERE
WHEN OUR GUEST ARRIVES.

AFTER YOU.

- [YOWLS]

- I INSIST.

NOW!
- [SCREECHES]

- HOW MANY GOOD DEEDS
DO YOU HAVE TO DO?

YOU'VE HELPED ME
ACROSS 3 STREETS ALREADY.

[CARS HONKING]

- GO, GO, GADGET LEGS!

- [WHIMPERS]

- [RREOW]

- YEOW!

[CRASH]

- [RUFF]

- GOOD SCOUTS CLEAN UP
A MESS, NOT MAKE ONE.

NOW WHAT?

- [RUFF RUFF
RUFF RUFF]

- HA HA HA!

[WHIMPERS]

- I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS
THE BOY SCOUT SALUTE.

ON MY...UH, EH...
MY HONOR...EH...I--

- HA HA HA!

- CALLING BRAIN.
ARE YOU THERE?

- [ARF]

- ACCORDING
TO THE PATTERN,

THE NEXT CRIME WILL BE
AT THE SHEET METAL FACTORY.

TAKE UNCLE GADGET
THERE RIGHT AWAY.

- HA HA HA!

[SMASH]
- WELL?

- HE WAS THERE ALL RIGHT,
JUST LIKE YOU SAID.

HE MUST'VE FIGURED OUT
THE PATTERN.

- PREPARE THE TEST.

- HEH HEH HEH.

HEH HEH HEH!

HEH HEH HEH.

- WATCH THIS.

[CRUNCH]
- HEH HEH HEH.

HIS GADGETS
WILL BE USELESS
AGAINST THAT.

- INDEED.
EVERYTHING'S READY HERE.

GET TO YOUR POST.

[EVIL LAUGH]

- I'VE WAITED YEARS

TO GET GADGET
IN A SITUATION

WHERE HE CAN'T
SAVE HIMSELF

WITH HIS GADGETS.

I'M READY FOR
YOU THIS TIME...

GADGET!

[SPLASH]

- WAIT! A CLUE!

THIS WINDOW IS MADE
ENTIRELY OF GLASS.

THE CRIMINAL LIKES
TO BREAK GLASS.

HMM, IF I CAN
FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS--

- [RUFF]

[WHISTLES]

[BARKING EXCITEDLY]

- HMM...

I NEED A MOTIVE
AND A LITTLE EVIDENCE.

[GEARS GRIND]

STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

THOUGHT YOU COULD
SLIP BY ME

WHEN I WASN'T LOOKING, EH?

YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

[YELPS]

- IT'S NO USE RUNNING!

I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED!

- OH, NO!

IT WAS ALL A PLAN
TO TRAP UNCLE GADGET.

- [WHIMPERS]

- HMM, I WONDER
WHERE HE WENT.

- N'YAH, N'YAH!

- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

IF YOU DON'T COME OUT,
I'M COMING IN.

WAAAH!

WHOA!

AHA! I'VE FOUND YOU!

THIS IS
YOUR LAST CHANCE.

- I'M OVER HERE!

- PERFECT!

- LET ME DOWN!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!

- [OVER INTERCOM]
WELCOME, GADGET.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT VOICE SOUNDS FAMILIAR.

[DR. CLAW LAUGHS]

- DON'T PANIC, BRAIN.

I'M GOING TO TRY
AND REVERSE THE
FORCE OF THE MAGNET.

- I'VE PREPARED A
NICE HOT BATH FOR YOU.

- NO, THANKS!
IT LOOKS A
LITTLE TOO WARM.

- SHALL WE SEE HOW HOT?

- BRAIN, LOOK!

THERE'S THE DRAINAGE
VALVE FOR THE TANK.

TRY AND OPEN IT, BRAIN.

I'LL KEEP TRYING THE MAGNET.

- [WHIMPERS]

- SOMETHING'S WRONG
WITH THE TANK VALVE.

ALL RIGHT, GADGET,
I'VE GOT ANOTHER
SURPRISE FOR YOU!

I'VE GOT IT!

OH, NO!

- WHOA! GO, GO,
GADGET 'BRELLA.

GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!

GO, GO, GADGET ARMS!

- YOU'RE NOT GETTING
AWAY THIS TIME, GADGET.

WHEW!

WOWSERS!

GO, GO, GADGET TIE!

- YOU'RE ALL RIGHT!

- YES, PENNY.

GOOD THING MY GADGETS
WERE WORKING PERFECTLY.

- UNCLE, THE FIRE!

[RUFF RUFF]

- GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

- UGH! MY PLAN
WAS PERFECT!

NEXT TIME, YOU WON'T
ESCAPE, GADGET!

- UNCLE GADGET?
- YES, PENNY?

- LET'S GO HOME.

- 1...2, 1...2...

GETTING...

IN...

SHAPE. UHH!

- THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
I'LL JOIN YOU.

♪ JANUARY, FEBRUARY,
MARCH, APRIL, MAY ♪

- YOU KNOW, UNCLE,

YOUR FAST REFLEXES
SAVED OUR LIVES TODAY.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
IF YOU'D BEEN OUT OF SHAPE?

- WELL, PENNY,
EXERCISE GIVES YOU

A LOT MORE
THAN GOOD REFLEXES.

IT HELPS MAINTAIN
GOOD HEALTH

AND GIVES YOU A LOT
OF EXTRA ENERGY.

HA HA HA!

OF COURSE, IT PAYS
TO KNOW YOUR LIMITATION.

- HA HA HA!

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET.

NEXT TIME.

[CAT YOWLS]