Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 18 - The Infiltration - full transcript

M.A.D. agent, Presto Change-0, impersonated Inspector Gadget at a secret meeting.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[BIG BEN CHIMING]

- AHH, ENGLAND.

TOTALLY CHARMING.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, PENNY?

- OH, YEAH.

LOVELY.

- "LOVELY"? THAT'S ALL?

LOOK OVER THERE.

THE TOWER OF LONDON.

THINK OF THE HISTORY
IN THAT BUILDING.

WHY, THE STORIES
THAT COULD BE TOLD ABOUT--

- UNCLE GADGET, LOOK OUT!

[BRAIN BARKS]

- YOW!
- GOSH!



- GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!

WHOA!

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?!

PLEASURE-BOATING
HAS NO PLACE

ON A BUSY RIVER LIKE THIS!

WOWSERS!

WHOA!

- WHAT, HO? I SAY,
DID YOU SEE THAT?

- WHY, THAT'S THE WORLD-FAMOUS
INSPECTOR GADGET.

- LOOK!
- [GULPS]

- WHOA!

YOW!

EEEEE!

W-W-WOWSERS!

- HE'S STILL WITH US.

- GOOD!

- YOW!

AAH! AAH!

OH! OOH!

- THE BRIDGE IS COMING UP.

GET READY
TO TRIGGER THE CAGE.

- THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
STOP THAT BOAT AT ONCE!

[ALARM]

UH!

OH.

AAH! AAH!

- WHAT ON EARTH
IS HE PLAYING AT NOW?

- CUT THE ROPE, AND
HE'LL SINK LIKE A STONE.

- OH, NO!

- UH-OH!

- SWEET DREAMS.

- BYE.

- HA HA HA!

[DR. CLAW LAUGHING]

[THUNDER]

- AH, M.A.D. CAT.
HA HA HA HA!

A NICE BIT OF FOUL PLAY.

THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.

[LAUGHS]

- [RREOW!]

- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

- [LAUGHS]

JUST A FEW PARLOR TRICKS.

PERFECTLY HARMLESS.

- [RREOW!]

- I DECIDE WHAT'S HARMLESS.

- OF COURSE.
OF COURSE, DR. CLAW.

HERE. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?

I KEPT IT WARM FOR YOU.

- [LAUGHS]

IF YOU CAN FOOL
THIS FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL,

YOU MUST BE AS GOOD
AS THEY SAY YOU ARE.

DID HE FOOL YOU, MY PET?

WHAT?! HE DIDN'T?

YOU USELESS PUFF BALL!

- [RREOW!]

- AH, SO...

YOU'RE THE GREAT
PRESTO CHANGE-O.

THE HUMAN CHAMELEON.

- HA HA! AT YOUR SERVICE.

- OUR MUTUAL FRIEND,
INSPECTOR GADGET,

WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND
THE POLICE SECURITY
CONFERENCE THIS YEAR.

- OH?

- UNFORTUNATELY,

HE MET WITH
AN UNTIMELY DEATH IN
A BOATING ACCIDENT.

- HEE HEE! AND YOU WANT ME
TO DISGUISE MYSELF AS GADGET

AND TAKE HIS PLACE.

- CORRECT. YOU SEE,
EVERY YEAR AT THIS CONFERENCE,

TOP-SECRET PLANS
ARE DISCUSSED,

PLANS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING WHAT I DO BEST.

OF COURSE, IF I KNEW THEIR PLANS
IN ADVANCE, HEH HEH,

I REALLY DON'T SEE
HOW THEY'D HAVE
A CHANCE AGAINST ME.

[PRESTO AND DR. CLAW LAUGHING]

- I SAY, HE'S BEEN DOWN
THERE A LONG TIME.

- YAY!

- WHOO-HOO!

- UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- CERTAINLY, BUT IT'S NO WONDER

THERE ARE SO MANY
BOATING ACCIDENTS

WITH SAILORS LIKE THAT AROUND.

[BIG BEN CHIMING]

ALL RIGHT.
COME ALONG, PENNY.

I'M LATE FOR MY FIRST MEETING
AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE.

- OH! UNCLE GADGET,

ISN'T THAT CHIEF QUIMBY?

- I BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT.

HOW ARE YOU, CHIEF?

- HE CAN'T ANSWER YOU.

THESE GUARDS HAVE A RULE
AGAINST TALKING ON DUTY.

- REALLY?

IF YOU DON'T THINK
I SHOULD HAVE A RAISE
IN PAY, CHIEF,

I WANT YOU TO TELL ME NOW.

OH! "NO,
YOU CAN'T HAVE A RAISE,

"AND HERE'S YOUR MISSION.

"M.A.D.'s MASTER
IMPERSONATOR,
PRESTO CHANGE-O,

"IS ATTEMPTING
TO INFILTRATE
POLICE SECRET MEETINGS.

"YOUR MISSION
IS TO FIND HIM

"BEFORE HE LEARNS
ANY SECRET PLANS.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

RIGHT, CHIEF.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME,

EVEN WITHOUT THE RAISE.

- OOH!

- ALL RIGHT, PENNY.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

TO BEAT A MASTER OF DISGUISE
AT HIS OWN GAME.

TA-DA!

YOU AND BRAIN TAKE IN
THE SIGHTS, PENNY.

I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.

- I DON'T KNOW, BRAIN.

THIS PRESTO CHANGE-O
SOUNDS LIKE

HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF
LOOK LIKE ANYBODY.

YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET.

I'VE GOT SOME INVESTIGATING
OF MY OWN TO DO.

- OH, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE
YOURSELF THIS TIME.

[LAUGHS]

HEE HEE!

AH! GADGET?

HE'S ALIVE!
GADGET'S ALIVE!

[NERVOUS LAUGH]

- WHAT?

- LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
HE'S OVER THERE.

- GET HIM OUT OF THERE!

[SQUEAK]

- HMM, THAT'S ODD.

I THINK THAT STREET CLEANER
HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME.

MAYBE HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O.
HOLD IT RIGHT--

- [WHISTLES]

- OH, WELL. HA HA.
FALSE ALARM.

AHA!

- [WHISTLES]

- JUST HIM AGAIN.

CHIEF QUIMBY!

- SHH. ALL CLEAR UPSTAIRS.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK
OUTSIDE. HA HA HA HA HA.

- OUTSIDE. OF COURSE.

I SAW A VERY SUSPICIOUS
STREET CLEANER OUT THERE.

- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
FOLLOW IT UP.

- YES, SIR, CHIEF.

UH, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS ME?

- [STAMMERS]

UM, THAT'S WHY
I'M THE CHIEF, GADGET.

- OH, RIGHT.

[PRESTO COUGHS]

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

- OH, NO!

[PRESTO LAUGHING]

WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.

I MUSTN'T LET
UNCLE GADGET SEE ME.

NOW, LET'S SEE...

[BEEPS]

ALL OF PRESTO CHANGE-O'S
KNOWN DISGUISES
HAVE BEEN LOGGED IN.

IF I PHOTOGRAPH HIM
IN ONE OF THEM...

THE ALARM SHOULD SOUND.

NOT HIM.

- COULD I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?

THE TOP-SECURITY MEETING
SCHEDULED FOR 3:00

HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
FOR 1:30. THANK YOU.

- 1:30?

IT'S 1:00!

I'D BETTER WORK FAST
IF I'M GONNA HELP
FIND PRESTO CHANGE-O.

- I DON'T SEE THAT
STREET CLEANER ANYWHERE.

AHA! THAT MUST BE HIM.

A CHEAP FAKE MUSTACHE
WON'T FOOL INSPECTOR GADGET.

I'M ON TO YOU,
PRESTO CHANGE-O!

OH, ANOTHER DISGUISE.

HE MUST BE TRYING
TO LOSE ME.

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.

MAYBE HE SPOTTED THE CAR...

BUT HE HASN'T SEEN THIS VAN.

- OH, AND JUST WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?

- OOPS!

- SILLY.

- SHE'S GOING
INTO THE POLICE BUILDING.

BINGO! I KNEW IT WAS HIM.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

STOP! POLICE!

- UH-OH.

- AND WHEN I TURNED,

HERE WAS THIS FELLOW
WITH A FUNNY HAT
AND A BIG NOSE.

[DOOR OPENS]

- ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.

- BUT INSPECTOR GADGET,

I'VE KNOWN
THIS GIRL FOR YEARS.

- HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET?

- OH, JUST A HUNCH. BUT LOOK,

THIS GIRL IS DEFINITELY
NOT YOUR PRESTO CHANGE-O,

OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED HER.

- IT'S A HIM. PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS A MAN.

VOILA.

- HEY, LET GO!
- EH, VOILA!

ALL RIGHT.
PERHAPS I WAS MISTAKEN.

I ASSURE YOU
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN,

BUT IF I DON'T FIND
PRESTO CHANGE-O SOON,

THE SECURITY
OF THE FREE WORLD

COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.

- I'D BETTER FIND HIM SOON.

[FOOTSTEPS]

MAYBE THAT'S HIM.

- UNCLE GADGET.

I, UH, I GUESS YOU WONDER

WHAT I'M DOING HERE.

- NOT AT ALL.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

- I WONDER WHY UNCLE GADGET
ISN'T WEARING HIS DISGUISE.

- HMM.

GAH!

- YOW!

- AHA! DISGUISED
AS A POP MACHINE.

ALL RIGHT, PRESTO CHANGE-O.
I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.

COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.

- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.

- IT'S UNCLE GADGET...

- COME OUT, OR I'M COMING IN
AFTER YOU.

- AND HE'S STILL DISGUISED,
WHICH MEANS...

THE OTHER UNCLE GADGET
WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O.

I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM FAST.

NUTS! HE MUST
BE HERE SOMEWHERE.

- ALL RIGHT, ILSA.
I THINK I HAVE...

- PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'VE GOT 5 SECONDS
TO COME OUT OF THERE.

5, 4, 3, 2...

1. ALL RIGHT,
PRESTO CHANGE-O...

I'M COMING IN.

[LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

HMM.

YOU'RE UNDER
A--ARREST?

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

- GADGET!

I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.

ANY LUCK WITH THAT PRESTO
CHANGE-O BUSINESS?

- UH, NOTHING YET, CHIEF.

- THAT REMINDS ME.
DID YOU HEAR

THAT THEY CHANGED THE TIME
OF THE MEETING?

- 1:30?

- SO YOU DO KNOW.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

[LAUGHS]

- YES?

- EVERYTHING'S
SIMPLY NASTY, DR. CLAW.

I'VE GOT THEM SO CONFUSED,

THEY WON'T FIGURE
IT OUT FOR HOURS.

- EXCELLENT.
WHEN IS THE MEETING?

- IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES.

- IN 10 MINUTES, M.A.D.
WILL BE IN POSSESSION OF PLANS

TO STAY AHEAD OF THE POLICE
FORCE FOR A FULL YEAR....

AND INSPECTOR GADGET

WILL MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.

[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]

[PRESTO CHANGE-O LAUGHING]

- MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.

THAT'S VERY GOOD, DR. CLAW.

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

- HEY.

WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?

- ARREST THAT MAN IN HERE.

HE'S TRYING TO INFILTRATE
THE TOP-SECURITY MEETINGS.

- INSPECTOR GADGET.

- HUH?

HA HA HA HA HA.

- THIS GIRL WAS LISTENING
AT YOUR DOOR.

SHE WANTED ME
TO ARREST YOU.

- BUT YOU SEE,
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GIRL.

THIS IS ACTUALLY
THE DIABOLICALLY CLEVER
PRESTO CHANGE-O.

ARREST HER AT ONCE!

- YES, SIR.
- WAIT!

YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.

I'M INSPECTOR GADGET'S
NIECE, AND HE'S NOT GADGET.

- IMPECCABLE RESEARCH.

I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A NIECE.

- OK, MISS CHANGE-O, LET'S GO.

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

- [CLEARS THROAT]
WELL, GENTLEMEN...

WE'RE JUST WAITING
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.

THEN WE CAN BEGIN.

[PRESTO LAUGHS]

- MWAH!

OH, YOU DEVIL, YOU!
HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

- AH, INSPECTOR GADGET.

- GENTLEMEN. HA HA HA HA HA.

- NOW THEN, I'M SURE
ALL OF YOU KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE.

TODAY, WE'LL EXAMINE...

- HOW DID IT GO
WITH PRESTO CHANGE-O?

- ALL TAKEN CARE OF, CHIEF.

[QUIMBY SIGHS]

- [WHISTLES]

HMM.

[WHISTLES]

[PENNY SIGHS]

- BRAIN, ARE YOU THERE?

OH, BRAIN,
ARE YOU THERE? SAY SOMETHING.

[BRAIN BARKS QUIETLY]

GOOD BOY. NOW LISTEN
CLOSELY, BRAIN.

UNCLE GADGET SHOULD GO
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.

I THINK PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS THERE.

YOU HAVE TO TAKE
HIM THERE, OK?

[BRAIN BARKS]

HURRY, BRAIN.

- [IMITATES PRESTO'S LAUGH]

[LAUGHS]

- WHY, THAT LITTLE GIRL SCOUT
JUST TURNED INTO A DOG.

PRESTO CHANGE-O.

YOU ADMIT IT?

WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU MYSELF.

YOU SEE, I AM, IN FACT,
INSPECTOR GADGET,

AND I PLACE YOU
UNDER ARREST FOR--

HEY, COME BACK HERE!

STOP HIM!
HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!

GET HIM!

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

WHOA! OOF!

THE STAIRS!

OH.

- BUT WAIT A MINUTE...

IF THAT WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O,

THEN I'VE LOCKED UP...

OH, MY.

- WHAT'S THE COMMOTION
OUT THERE?

- GADGET'S FOUND
THE REAL PRESTO CHANGE-O.

- AHA!

HUH? HMM.

[BRAIN WHISTLES]

- ♪ NA NA NA NA NA

- PRESTO!

- LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS THEN, SHALL WE?

[DOOR CREAKS]

- OH.

- GADGET!

- GADGET! BUT--BUT--
- GADGET?

- ARREST HIM, CHIEF.
THAT'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!

I AM NOT! YOU ARE SO!

- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TELL THEM APART.

- STAND BACK, CHIEF.
THIS COULD BE
DANGEROUS. WHOOPS.

- ARREST THAT MAN!

THIS HAS GOT TO
BE THE REAL GADGET.

- WHY HASN'T HE CALLED IN?

SOMETHING MUST
HAVE GONE WRONG.

OH, NO. GADGET.

SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!

- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET. GREAT JOB.

YOU STOPPED PRESTO CHANGE-O

FROM INFILTRATING
OUR TOP-SECRET MEETING.

- WELL, CHIEF,
I KNEW WE'D FIND HIM.

IT WAS JUST
A MATTER OF TIMING.

- HOLY FEATHERS. WHAT A MESS.

[CAR HORNS HONK]

IT'S JUST LIKE I TELL
YOU AT HOME, PENNY.

YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO
PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF.

EVEN A CHILD'S TRICYCLE
COULD BE DANGEROUS

IF IT'S LEFT OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK.

YES, SIR. I'D REALLY LIKE

TO TALK TO THE IDIOT
WHO CAUSED THIS MESS.

- EXCUSE ME, SIR.
IS THAT YOUR VAN?

- WHY, YES.
IT IS MY VAN. HMM.

HOW ON EARTH
DID IT GET THERE?

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪

♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.

NEXT TIME!

[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]