Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 18 - The Infiltration - full transcript
M.A.D. agent, Presto Change-0, impersonated Inspector Gadget at a secret meeting.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[BIG BEN CHIMING]
- AHH, ENGLAND.
TOTALLY CHARMING.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, PENNY?
- OH, YEAH.
LOVELY.
- "LOVELY"? THAT'S ALL?
LOOK OVER THERE.
THE TOWER OF LONDON.
THINK OF THE HISTORY
IN THAT BUILDING.
WHY, THE STORIES
THAT COULD BE TOLD ABOUT--
- UNCLE GADGET, LOOK OUT!
[BRAIN BARKS]
- YOW!
- GOSH!
- GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!
WHOA!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?!
PLEASURE-BOATING
HAS NO PLACE
ON A BUSY RIVER LIKE THIS!
WOWSERS!
WHOA!
- WHAT, HO? I SAY,
DID YOU SEE THAT?
- WHY, THAT'S THE WORLD-FAMOUS
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- LOOK!
- [GULPS]
- WHOA!
YOW!
EEEEE!
W-W-WOWSERS!
- HE'S STILL WITH US.
- GOOD!
- YOW!
AAH! AAH!
OH! OOH!
- THE BRIDGE IS COMING UP.
GET READY
TO TRIGGER THE CAGE.
- THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
STOP THAT BOAT AT ONCE!
[ALARM]
UH!
OH.
AAH! AAH!
- WHAT ON EARTH
IS HE PLAYING AT NOW?
- CUT THE ROPE, AND
HE'LL SINK LIKE A STONE.
- OH, NO!
- UH-OH!
- SWEET DREAMS.
- BYE.
- HA HA HA!
[DR. CLAW LAUGHING]
[THUNDER]
- AH, M.A.D. CAT.
HA HA HA HA!
A NICE BIT OF FOUL PLAY.
THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.
[LAUGHS]
- [RREOW!]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
- [LAUGHS]
JUST A FEW PARLOR TRICKS.
PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
- [RREOW!]
- I DECIDE WHAT'S HARMLESS.
- OF COURSE.
OF COURSE, DR. CLAW.
HERE. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
I KEPT IT WARM FOR YOU.
- [LAUGHS]
IF YOU CAN FOOL
THIS FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL,
YOU MUST BE AS GOOD
AS THEY SAY YOU ARE.
DID HE FOOL YOU, MY PET?
WHAT?! HE DIDN'T?
YOU USELESS PUFF BALL!
- [RREOW!]
- AH, SO...
YOU'RE THE GREAT
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
THE HUMAN CHAMELEON.
- HA HA! AT YOUR SERVICE.
- OUR MUTUAL FRIEND,
INSPECTOR GADGET,
WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND
THE POLICE SECURITY
CONFERENCE THIS YEAR.
- OH?
- UNFORTUNATELY,
HE MET WITH
AN UNTIMELY DEATH IN
A BOATING ACCIDENT.
- HEE HEE! AND YOU WANT ME
TO DISGUISE MYSELF AS GADGET
AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
- CORRECT. YOU SEE,
EVERY YEAR AT THIS CONFERENCE,
TOP-SECRET PLANS
ARE DISCUSSED,
PLANS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING WHAT I DO BEST.
OF COURSE, IF I KNEW THEIR PLANS
IN ADVANCE, HEH HEH,
I REALLY DON'T SEE
HOW THEY'D HAVE
A CHANCE AGAINST ME.
[PRESTO AND DR. CLAW LAUGHING]
- I SAY, HE'S BEEN DOWN
THERE A LONG TIME.
- YAY!
- WHOO-HOO!
- UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- CERTAINLY, BUT IT'S NO WONDER
THERE ARE SO MANY
BOATING ACCIDENTS
WITH SAILORS LIKE THAT AROUND.
[BIG BEN CHIMING]
ALL RIGHT.
COME ALONG, PENNY.
I'M LATE FOR MY FIRST MEETING
AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
- OH! UNCLE GADGET,
ISN'T THAT CHIEF QUIMBY?
- I BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU, CHIEF?
- HE CAN'T ANSWER YOU.
THESE GUARDS HAVE A RULE
AGAINST TALKING ON DUTY.
- REALLY?
IF YOU DON'T THINK
I SHOULD HAVE A RAISE
IN PAY, CHIEF,
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME NOW.
OH! "NO,
YOU CAN'T HAVE A RAISE,
"AND HERE'S YOUR MISSION.
"M.A.D.'s MASTER
IMPERSONATOR,
PRESTO CHANGE-O,
"IS ATTEMPTING
TO INFILTRATE
POLICE SECRET MEETINGS.
"YOUR MISSION
IS TO FIND HIM
"BEFORE HE LEARNS
ANY SECRET PLANS.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
RIGHT, CHIEF.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME,
EVEN WITHOUT THE RAISE.
- OOH!
- ALL RIGHT, PENNY.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO BEAT A MASTER OF DISGUISE
AT HIS OWN GAME.
TA-DA!
YOU AND BRAIN TAKE IN
THE SIGHTS, PENNY.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- I DON'T KNOW, BRAIN.
THIS PRESTO CHANGE-O
SOUNDS LIKE
HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF
LOOK LIKE ANYBODY.
YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET.
I'VE GOT SOME INVESTIGATING
OF MY OWN TO DO.
- OH, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE
YOURSELF THIS TIME.
[LAUGHS]
HEE HEE!
AH! GADGET?
HE'S ALIVE!
GADGET'S ALIVE!
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
- WHAT?
- LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
HE'S OVER THERE.
- GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
[SQUEAK]
- HMM, THAT'S ODD.
I THINK THAT STREET CLEANER
HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME.
MAYBE HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O.
HOLD IT RIGHT--
- [WHISTLES]
- OH, WELL. HA HA.
FALSE ALARM.
AHA!
- [WHISTLES]
- JUST HIM AGAIN.
CHIEF QUIMBY!
- SHH. ALL CLEAR UPSTAIRS.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK
OUTSIDE. HA HA HA HA HA.
- OUTSIDE. OF COURSE.
I SAW A VERY SUSPICIOUS
STREET CLEANER OUT THERE.
- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
FOLLOW IT UP.
- YES, SIR, CHIEF.
UH, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS ME?
- [STAMMERS]
UM, THAT'S WHY
I'M THE CHIEF, GADGET.
- OH, RIGHT.
[PRESTO COUGHS]
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- OH, NO!
[PRESTO LAUGHING]
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
I MUSTN'T LET
UNCLE GADGET SEE ME.
NOW, LET'S SEE...
[BEEPS]
ALL OF PRESTO CHANGE-O'S
KNOWN DISGUISES
HAVE BEEN LOGGED IN.
IF I PHOTOGRAPH HIM
IN ONE OF THEM...
THE ALARM SHOULD SOUND.
NOT HIM.
- COULD I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?
THE TOP-SECURITY MEETING
SCHEDULED FOR 3:00
HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
FOR 1:30. THANK YOU.
- 1:30?
IT'S 1:00!
I'D BETTER WORK FAST
IF I'M GONNA HELP
FIND PRESTO CHANGE-O.
- I DON'T SEE THAT
STREET CLEANER ANYWHERE.
AHA! THAT MUST BE HIM.
A CHEAP FAKE MUSTACHE
WON'T FOOL INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M ON TO YOU,
PRESTO CHANGE-O!
OH, ANOTHER DISGUISE.
HE MUST BE TRYING
TO LOSE ME.
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
MAYBE HE SPOTTED THE CAR...
BUT HE HASN'T SEEN THIS VAN.
- OH, AND JUST WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- OOPS!
- SILLY.
- SHE'S GOING
INTO THE POLICE BUILDING.
BINGO! I KNEW IT WAS HIM.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
STOP! POLICE!
- UH-OH.
- AND WHEN I TURNED,
HERE WAS THIS FELLOW
WITH A FUNNY HAT
AND A BIG NOSE.
[DOOR OPENS]
- ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
- BUT INSPECTOR GADGET,
I'VE KNOWN
THIS GIRL FOR YEARS.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET?
- OH, JUST A HUNCH. BUT LOOK,
THIS GIRL IS DEFINITELY
NOT YOUR PRESTO CHANGE-O,
OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED HER.
- IT'S A HIM. PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS A MAN.
VOILA.
- HEY, LET GO!
- EH, VOILA!
ALL RIGHT.
PERHAPS I WAS MISTAKEN.
I ASSURE YOU
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN,
BUT IF I DON'T FIND
PRESTO CHANGE-O SOON,
THE SECURITY
OF THE FREE WORLD
COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.
- I'D BETTER FIND HIM SOON.
[FOOTSTEPS]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
- UNCLE GADGET.
I, UH, I GUESS YOU WONDER
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
- NOT AT ALL.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
- I WONDER WHY UNCLE GADGET
ISN'T WEARING HIS DISGUISE.
- HMM.
GAH!
- YOW!
- AHA! DISGUISED
AS A POP MACHINE.
ALL RIGHT, PRESTO CHANGE-O.
I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
- IT'S UNCLE GADGET...
- COME OUT, OR I'M COMING IN
AFTER YOU.
- AND HE'S STILL DISGUISED,
WHICH MEANS...
THE OTHER UNCLE GADGET
WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O.
I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM FAST.
NUTS! HE MUST
BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
- ALL RIGHT, ILSA.
I THINK I HAVE...
- PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'VE GOT 5 SECONDS
TO COME OUT OF THERE.
5, 4, 3, 2...
1. ALL RIGHT,
PRESTO CHANGE-O...
I'M COMING IN.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
HMM.
YOU'RE UNDER
A--ARREST?
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- GADGET!
I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
ANY LUCK WITH THAT PRESTO
CHANGE-O BUSINESS?
- UH, NOTHING YET, CHIEF.
- THAT REMINDS ME.
DID YOU HEAR
THAT THEY CHANGED THE TIME
OF THE MEETING?
- 1:30?
- SO YOU DO KNOW.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
- YES?
- EVERYTHING'S
SIMPLY NASTY, DR. CLAW.
I'VE GOT THEM SO CONFUSED,
THEY WON'T FIGURE
IT OUT FOR HOURS.
- EXCELLENT.
WHEN IS THE MEETING?
- IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
- IN 10 MINUTES, M.A.D.
WILL BE IN POSSESSION OF PLANS
TO STAY AHEAD OF THE POLICE
FORCE FOR A FULL YEAR....
AND INSPECTOR GADGET
WILL MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
[PRESTO CHANGE-O LAUGHING]
- MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.
THAT'S VERY GOOD, DR. CLAW.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- HEY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
- ARREST THAT MAN IN HERE.
HE'S TRYING TO INFILTRATE
THE TOP-SECURITY MEETINGS.
- INSPECTOR GADGET.
- HUH?
HA HA HA HA HA.
- THIS GIRL WAS LISTENING
AT YOUR DOOR.
SHE WANTED ME
TO ARREST YOU.
- BUT YOU SEE,
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GIRL.
THIS IS ACTUALLY
THE DIABOLICALLY CLEVER
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
ARREST HER AT ONCE!
- YES, SIR.
- WAIT!
YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET'S
NIECE, AND HE'S NOT GADGET.
- IMPECCABLE RESEARCH.
I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A NIECE.
- OK, MISS CHANGE-O, LET'S GO.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
WELL, GENTLEMEN...
WE'RE JUST WAITING
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
THEN WE CAN BEGIN.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- MWAH!
OH, YOU DEVIL, YOU!
HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- AH, INSPECTOR GADGET.
- GENTLEMEN. HA HA HA HA HA.
- NOW THEN, I'M SURE
ALL OF YOU KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE.
TODAY, WE'LL EXAMINE...
- HOW DID IT GO
WITH PRESTO CHANGE-O?
- ALL TAKEN CARE OF, CHIEF.
[QUIMBY SIGHS]
- [WHISTLES]
HMM.
[WHISTLES]
[PENNY SIGHS]
- BRAIN, ARE YOU THERE?
OH, BRAIN,
ARE YOU THERE? SAY SOMETHING.
[BRAIN BARKS QUIETLY]
GOOD BOY. NOW LISTEN
CLOSELY, BRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET SHOULD GO
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
I THINK PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS THERE.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE
HIM THERE, OK?
[BRAIN BARKS]
HURRY, BRAIN.
- [IMITATES PRESTO'S LAUGH]
[LAUGHS]
- WHY, THAT LITTLE GIRL SCOUT
JUST TURNED INTO A DOG.
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
YOU ADMIT IT?
WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU MYSELF.
YOU SEE, I AM, IN FACT,
INSPECTOR GADGET,
AND I PLACE YOU
UNDER ARREST FOR--
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
STOP HIM!
HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!
GET HIM!
GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
WHOA! OOF!
THE STAIRS!
OH.
- BUT WAIT A MINUTE...
IF THAT WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O,
THEN I'VE LOCKED UP...
OH, MY.
- WHAT'S THE COMMOTION
OUT THERE?
- GADGET'S FOUND
THE REAL PRESTO CHANGE-O.
- AHA!
HUH? HMM.
[BRAIN WHISTLES]
- ♪ NA NA NA NA NA
- PRESTO!
- LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS THEN, SHALL WE?
[DOOR CREAKS]
- OH.
- GADGET!
- GADGET! BUT--BUT--
- GADGET?
- ARREST HIM, CHIEF.
THAT'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!
I AM NOT! YOU ARE SO!
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TELL THEM APART.
- STAND BACK, CHIEF.
THIS COULD BE
DANGEROUS. WHOOPS.
- ARREST THAT MAN!
THIS HAS GOT TO
BE THE REAL GADGET.
- WHY HASN'T HE CALLED IN?
SOMETHING MUST
HAVE GONE WRONG.
OH, NO. GADGET.
SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET. GREAT JOB.
YOU STOPPED PRESTO CHANGE-O
FROM INFILTRATING
OUR TOP-SECRET MEETING.
- WELL, CHIEF,
I KNEW WE'D FIND HIM.
IT WAS JUST
A MATTER OF TIMING.
- HOLY FEATHERS. WHAT A MESS.
[CAR HORNS HONK]
IT'S JUST LIKE I TELL
YOU AT HOME, PENNY.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO
PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF.
EVEN A CHILD'S TRICYCLE
COULD BE DANGEROUS
IF IT'S LEFT OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK.
YES, SIR. I'D REALLY LIKE
TO TALK TO THE IDIOT
WHO CAUSED THIS MESS.
- EXCUSE ME, SIR.
IS THAT YOUR VAN?
- WHY, YES.
IT IS MY VAN. HMM.
HOW ON EARTH
DID IT GET THERE?
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[EXPLOSION]
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[BIG BEN CHIMING]
- AHH, ENGLAND.
TOTALLY CHARMING.
WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, PENNY?
- OH, YEAH.
LOVELY.
- "LOVELY"? THAT'S ALL?
LOOK OVER THERE.
THE TOWER OF LONDON.
THINK OF THE HISTORY
IN THAT BUILDING.
WHY, THE STORIES
THAT COULD BE TOLD ABOUT--
- UNCLE GADGET, LOOK OUT!
[BRAIN BARKS]
- YOW!
- GOSH!
- GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!
WHOA!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?!
PLEASURE-BOATING
HAS NO PLACE
ON A BUSY RIVER LIKE THIS!
WOWSERS!
WHOA!
- WHAT, HO? I SAY,
DID YOU SEE THAT?
- WHY, THAT'S THE WORLD-FAMOUS
INSPECTOR GADGET.
- LOOK!
- [GULPS]
- WHOA!
YOW!
EEEEE!
W-W-WOWSERS!
- HE'S STILL WITH US.
- GOOD!
- YOW!
AAH! AAH!
OH! OOH!
- THE BRIDGE IS COMING UP.
GET READY
TO TRIGGER THE CAGE.
- THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH!
STOP THAT BOAT AT ONCE!
[ALARM]
UH!
OH.
AAH! AAH!
- WHAT ON EARTH
IS HE PLAYING AT NOW?
- CUT THE ROPE, AND
HE'LL SINK LIKE A STONE.
- OH, NO!
- UH-OH!
- SWEET DREAMS.
- BYE.
- HA HA HA!
[DR. CLAW LAUGHING]
[THUNDER]
- AH, M.A.D. CAT.
HA HA HA HA!
A NICE BIT OF FOUL PLAY.
THAT'S JUST WHAT I NEED.
[LAUGHS]
- [RREOW!]
- WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?
- [LAUGHS]
JUST A FEW PARLOR TRICKS.
PERFECTLY HARMLESS.
- [RREOW!]
- I DECIDE WHAT'S HARMLESS.
- OF COURSE.
OF COURSE, DR. CLAW.
HERE. WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN?
I KEPT IT WARM FOR YOU.
- [LAUGHS]
IF YOU CAN FOOL
THIS FLEA-BITTEN MONGREL,
YOU MUST BE AS GOOD
AS THEY SAY YOU ARE.
DID HE FOOL YOU, MY PET?
WHAT?! HE DIDN'T?
YOU USELESS PUFF BALL!
- [RREOW!]
- AH, SO...
YOU'RE THE GREAT
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
THE HUMAN CHAMELEON.
- HA HA! AT YOUR SERVICE.
- OUR MUTUAL FRIEND,
INSPECTOR GADGET,
WILL BE UNABLE TO ATTEND
THE POLICE SECURITY
CONFERENCE THIS YEAR.
- OH?
- UNFORTUNATELY,
HE MET WITH
AN UNTIMELY DEATH IN
A BOATING ACCIDENT.
- HEE HEE! AND YOU WANT ME
TO DISGUISE MYSELF AS GADGET
AND TAKE HIS PLACE.
- CORRECT. YOU SEE,
EVERY YEAR AT THIS CONFERENCE,
TOP-SECRET PLANS
ARE DISCUSSED,
PLANS TO STOP ME
FROM DOING WHAT I DO BEST.
OF COURSE, IF I KNEW THEIR PLANS
IN ADVANCE, HEH HEH,
I REALLY DON'T SEE
HOW THEY'D HAVE
A CHANCE AGAINST ME.
[PRESTO AND DR. CLAW LAUGHING]
- I SAY, HE'S BEEN DOWN
THERE A LONG TIME.
- YAY!
- WHOO-HOO!
- UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
- CERTAINLY, BUT IT'S NO WONDER
THERE ARE SO MANY
BOATING ACCIDENTS
WITH SAILORS LIKE THAT AROUND.
[BIG BEN CHIMING]
ALL RIGHT.
COME ALONG, PENNY.
I'M LATE FOR MY FIRST MEETING
AT BUCKINGHAM PALACE.
- OH! UNCLE GADGET,
ISN'T THAT CHIEF QUIMBY?
- I BELIEVE YOU'RE RIGHT.
HOW ARE YOU, CHIEF?
- HE CAN'T ANSWER YOU.
THESE GUARDS HAVE A RULE
AGAINST TALKING ON DUTY.
- REALLY?
IF YOU DON'T THINK
I SHOULD HAVE A RAISE
IN PAY, CHIEF,
I WANT YOU TO TELL ME NOW.
OH! "NO,
YOU CAN'T HAVE A RAISE,
"AND HERE'S YOUR MISSION.
"M.A.D.'s MASTER
IMPERSONATOR,
PRESTO CHANGE-O,
"IS ATTEMPTING
TO INFILTRATE
POLICE SECRET MEETINGS.
"YOUR MISSION
IS TO FIND HIM
"BEFORE HE LEARNS
ANY SECRET PLANS.
THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."
RIGHT, CHIEF.
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME,
EVEN WITHOUT THE RAISE.
- OOH!
- ALL RIGHT, PENNY.
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY
TO BEAT A MASTER OF DISGUISE
AT HIS OWN GAME.
TA-DA!
YOU AND BRAIN TAKE IN
THE SIGHTS, PENNY.
I'M ALWAYS ON DUTY.
- I DON'T KNOW, BRAIN.
THIS PRESTO CHANGE-O
SOUNDS LIKE
HE COULD MAKE HIMSELF
LOOK LIKE ANYBODY.
YOU'D BETTER FOLLOW
UNCLE GADGET.
I'VE GOT SOME INVESTIGATING
OF MY OWN TO DO.
- OH, YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE
YOURSELF THIS TIME.
[LAUGHS]
HEE HEE!
AH! GADGET?
HE'S ALIVE!
GADGET'S ALIVE!
[NERVOUS LAUGH]
- WHAT?
- LOOK FOR YOURSELF.
HE'S OVER THERE.
- GET HIM OUT OF THERE!
[SQUEAK]
- HMM, THAT'S ODD.
I THINK THAT STREET CLEANER
HAS BEEN FOLLOWING ME.
MAYBE HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O.
HOLD IT RIGHT--
- [WHISTLES]
- OH, WELL. HA HA.
FALSE ALARM.
AHA!
- [WHISTLES]
- JUST HIM AGAIN.
CHIEF QUIMBY!
- SHH. ALL CLEAR UPSTAIRS.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD CHECK
OUTSIDE. HA HA HA HA HA.
- OUTSIDE. OF COURSE.
I SAW A VERY SUSPICIOUS
STREET CLEANER OUT THERE.
- GOOD WORK, GADGET.
FOLLOW IT UP.
- YES, SIR, CHIEF.
UH, HOW DID YOU KNOW
IT WAS ME?
- [STAMMERS]
UM, THAT'S WHY
I'M THE CHIEF, GADGET.
- OH, RIGHT.
[PRESTO COUGHS]
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- OH, NO!
[PRESTO LAUGHING]
WHEW! THAT WAS CLOSE.
I MUSTN'T LET
UNCLE GADGET SEE ME.
NOW, LET'S SEE...
[BEEPS]
ALL OF PRESTO CHANGE-O'S
KNOWN DISGUISES
HAVE BEEN LOGGED IN.
IF I PHOTOGRAPH HIM
IN ONE OF THEM...
THE ALARM SHOULD SOUND.
NOT HIM.
- COULD I HAVE YOUR
ATTENTION, PLEASE?
THE TOP-SECURITY MEETING
SCHEDULED FOR 3:00
HAS BEEN RESCHEDULED
FOR 1:30. THANK YOU.
- 1:30?
IT'S 1:00!
I'D BETTER WORK FAST
IF I'M GONNA HELP
FIND PRESTO CHANGE-O.
- I DON'T SEE THAT
STREET CLEANER ANYWHERE.
AHA! THAT MUST BE HIM.
A CHEAP FAKE MUSTACHE
WON'T FOOL INSPECTOR GADGET.
I'M ON TO YOU,
PRESTO CHANGE-O!
OH, ANOTHER DISGUISE.
HE MUST BE TRYING
TO LOSE ME.
TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME.
MAYBE HE SPOTTED THE CAR...
BUT HE HASN'T SEEN THIS VAN.
- OH, AND JUST WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- OOPS!
- SILLY.
- SHE'S GOING
INTO THE POLICE BUILDING.
BINGO! I KNEW IT WAS HIM.
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
STOP! POLICE!
- UH-OH.
- AND WHEN I TURNED,
HERE WAS THIS FELLOW
WITH A FUNNY HAT
AND A BIG NOSE.
[DOOR OPENS]
- ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!
PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
- BUT INSPECTOR GADGET,
I'VE KNOWN
THIS GIRL FOR YEARS.
- HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET?
- OH, JUST A HUNCH. BUT LOOK,
THIS GIRL IS DEFINITELY
NOT YOUR PRESTO CHANGE-O,
OR WHATEVER YOU CALLED HER.
- IT'S A HIM. PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS A MAN.
VOILA.
- HEY, LET GO!
- EH, VOILA!
ALL RIGHT.
PERHAPS I WAS MISTAKEN.
I ASSURE YOU
IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN,
BUT IF I DON'T FIND
PRESTO CHANGE-O SOON,
THE SECURITY
OF THE FREE WORLD
COULD BE IN JEOPARDY.
- I'D BETTER FIND HIM SOON.
[FOOTSTEPS]
MAYBE THAT'S HIM.
- UNCLE GADGET.
I, UH, I GUESS YOU WONDER
WHAT I'M DOING HERE.
- NOT AT ALL.
KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.
- I WONDER WHY UNCLE GADGET
ISN'T WEARING HIS DISGUISE.
- HMM.
GAH!
- YOW!
- AHA! DISGUISED
AS A POP MACHINE.
ALL RIGHT, PRESTO CHANGE-O.
I'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE.
- IT'S UNCLE GADGET...
- COME OUT, OR I'M COMING IN
AFTER YOU.
- AND HE'S STILL DISGUISED,
WHICH MEANS...
THE OTHER UNCLE GADGET
WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O.
I'VE GOT TO FIND HIM FAST.
NUTS! HE MUST
BE HERE SOMEWHERE.
- ALL RIGHT, ILSA.
I THINK I HAVE...
- PRESTO CHANGE-O,
YOU'VE GOT 5 SECONDS
TO COME OUT OF THERE.
5, 4, 3, 2...
1. ALL RIGHT,
PRESTO CHANGE-O...
I'M COMING IN.
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
HMM.
YOU'RE UNDER
A--ARREST?
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- GADGET!
I'M GLAD I FOUND YOU.
ANY LUCK WITH THAT PRESTO
CHANGE-O BUSINESS?
- UH, NOTHING YET, CHIEF.
- THAT REMINDS ME.
DID YOU HEAR
THAT THEY CHANGED THE TIME
OF THE MEETING?
- 1:30?
- SO YOU DO KNOW.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOU THERE.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS]
- YES?
- EVERYTHING'S
SIMPLY NASTY, DR. CLAW.
I'VE GOT THEM SO CONFUSED,
THEY WON'T FIGURE
IT OUT FOR HOURS.
- EXCELLENT.
WHEN IS THE MEETING?
- IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES.
- IN 10 MINUTES, M.A.D.
WILL BE IN POSSESSION OF PLANS
TO STAY AHEAD OF THE POLICE
FORCE FOR A FULL YEAR....
AND INSPECTOR GADGET
WILL MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.
[M.A.D. CAT CHUCKLES]
[PRESTO CHANGE-O LAUGHING]
- MAKE THE WORLD
SAFE FOR CRIME.
THAT'S VERY GOOD, DR. CLAW.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- HEY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON HERE?
- ARREST THAT MAN IN HERE.
HE'S TRYING TO INFILTRATE
THE TOP-SECURITY MEETINGS.
- INSPECTOR GADGET.
- HUH?
HA HA HA HA HA.
- THIS GIRL WAS LISTENING
AT YOUR DOOR.
SHE WANTED ME
TO ARREST YOU.
- BUT YOU SEE,
THIS IS NO ORDINARY GIRL.
THIS IS ACTUALLY
THE DIABOLICALLY CLEVER
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
ARREST HER AT ONCE!
- YES, SIR.
- WAIT!
YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.
I'M INSPECTOR GADGET'S
NIECE, AND HE'S NOT GADGET.
- IMPECCABLE RESEARCH.
I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A NIECE.
- OK, MISS CHANGE-O, LET'S GO.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- [CLEARS THROAT]
WELL, GENTLEMEN...
WE'RE JUST WAITING
FOR INSPECTOR GADGET.
THEN WE CAN BEGIN.
[PRESTO LAUGHS]
- MWAH!
OH, YOU DEVIL, YOU!
HA HA! HEE HEE HEE!
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
- AH, INSPECTOR GADGET.
- GENTLEMEN. HA HA HA HA HA.
- NOW THEN, I'M SURE
ALL OF YOU KNOW
WHY WE'RE HERE.
TODAY, WE'LL EXAMINE...
- HOW DID IT GO
WITH PRESTO CHANGE-O?
- ALL TAKEN CARE OF, CHIEF.
[QUIMBY SIGHS]
- [WHISTLES]
HMM.
[WHISTLES]
[PENNY SIGHS]
- BRAIN, ARE YOU THERE?
OH, BRAIN,
ARE YOU THERE? SAY SOMETHING.
[BRAIN BARKS QUIETLY]
GOOD BOY. NOW LISTEN
CLOSELY, BRAIN.
UNCLE GADGET SHOULD GO
TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
I THINK PRESTO CHANGE-O
IS THERE.
YOU HAVE TO TAKE
HIM THERE, OK?
[BRAIN BARKS]
HURRY, BRAIN.
- [IMITATES PRESTO'S LAUGH]
[LAUGHS]
- WHY, THAT LITTLE GIRL SCOUT
JUST TURNED INTO A DOG.
PRESTO CHANGE-O.
YOU ADMIT IT?
WELL, I HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU MYSELF.
YOU SEE, I AM, IN FACT,
INSPECTOR GADGET,
AND I PLACE YOU
UNDER ARREST FOR--
HEY, COME BACK HERE!
STOP HIM!
HE'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!
GET HIM!
GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!
WHOA! OOF!
THE STAIRS!
OH.
- BUT WAIT A MINUTE...
IF THAT WAS PRESTO CHANGE-O,
THEN I'VE LOCKED UP...
OH, MY.
- WHAT'S THE COMMOTION
OUT THERE?
- GADGET'S FOUND
THE REAL PRESTO CHANGE-O.
- AHA!
HUH? HMM.
[BRAIN WHISTLES]
- ♪ NA NA NA NA NA
- PRESTO!
- LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS THEN, SHALL WE?
[DOOR CREAKS]
- OH.
- GADGET!
- GADGET! BUT--BUT--
- GADGET?
- ARREST HIM, CHIEF.
THAT'S PRESTO CHANGE-O!
I AM NOT! YOU ARE SO!
- IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
TO TELL THEM APART.
- STAND BACK, CHIEF.
THIS COULD BE
DANGEROUS. WHOOPS.
- ARREST THAT MAN!
THIS HAS GOT TO
BE THE REAL GADGET.
- WHY HASN'T HE CALLED IN?
SOMETHING MUST
HAVE GONE WRONG.
OH, NO. GADGET.
SOMEDAY YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!
- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET. GREAT JOB.
YOU STOPPED PRESTO CHANGE-O
FROM INFILTRATING
OUR TOP-SECRET MEETING.
- WELL, CHIEF,
I KNEW WE'D FIND HIM.
IT WAS JUST
A MATTER OF TIMING.
- HOLY FEATHERS. WHAT A MESS.
[CAR HORNS HONK]
IT'S JUST LIKE I TELL
YOU AT HOME, PENNY.
YOU HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO
PICK UP AFTER YOURSELF.
EVEN A CHILD'S TRICYCLE
COULD BE DANGEROUS
IF IT'S LEFT OUT
ON THE SIDEWALK.
YES, SIR. I'D REALLY LIKE
TO TALK TO THE IDIOT
WHO CAUSED THIS MESS.
- EXCUSE ME, SIR.
IS THAT YOUR VAN?
- WHY, YES.
IT IS MY VAN. HMM.
HOW ON EARTH
DID IT GET THERE?
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET,
GO ♪
♪ INSPECTOR
GADGET ♪
♪ HOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET.
NEXT TIME!
[M.A.D. CAT SCREECHES]