Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 17 - The Invasion - full transcript
Inspector Gadget, Chief Quimby and Penny battle against M.A.D. when they try to disguise themselves as Martians.
[SIREN]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-OOH
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
- WE INTERRUPT
THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU
A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.
OUR REPORTERS HAVE CONFIRMED
RUMORED SIGHTINGS
OF UNIDENTIFIED
FLYING OBJECTS
OVER METRO CITY.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE COVERAGE
WITH EXCLUSIVE FILM
LATER TONIGHT.
WE NOW RETURN
TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAM.
- UNCLE GADGET,
CAN WE GO OUT AND LOOK?
- I SHOULD SAY NOT.
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
- BUT CAN'T WE JUST
GO TAKE A LOOK?
- SORRY ABOUT THAT, PENNY,
BUT YOU DO HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
- OK.
GOOD NIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET.
- GOOD NIGHT, PENNY.
HA HA HA HA!
FLYING SAUCERS,
MEN FROM MARS--
RIDICULOUS!
BUT IT WOULDN'T HURT
TO TAKE A LOOK, WOULD IT?
JUST THINK, BRAIN--
THE WORLD'S
GREATEST INSPECTOR
AND HIS FAITHFUL FRIEND.
IF THERE WERE MARTIANS,
WE'D CERTAINLY BE
THE ONES TO FIND THEM.
NOT INTERESTED?
FINE!
I'LL JUST GO BY MYSELF.
TAKE CARE OF PENNY, BRAIN. I'LL
ONLY BE GONE A FEW MINUTES.
- [MUTTERS]
WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
WHERE'S
UNCLE GADGET GOING?
MARTIAN HUNTING?
QUICK, BRAIN,
GO WITH HIM.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT
HAPPEN WITH UNCLE GADGET.
- [GRUNTING]
YEOW! OHH!
AAH!
BRAIN, MY LOYAL FRIEND!
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
LET ME DOWN!
NOW I'LL PROVE TO YOU
THAT MARTIANS
ARE JUST AN IMAGE
OF YOUR FIGMENT--
A FIGMENT OF
YOUR SENSATION--
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
THERE ARE NO SUCH
THINGS AS REAL MARTIANS.
- AHH! MY PHONY
MARTIANS WILL LOOT
ALL OF METRO CITY
WHILE I PERSONALLY
ELIMINATE GADGET...
FOREVER!
HA HA HA HA HA!
- THAT FELLOW BEHIND US
IS COMING UP
AWFULLY FAST, BRAIN.
THE WAY IS CLEAR.
HE CAN GO AROUND ME.
- HEH HEH HEH!
NOW I'LL JUST
AIM THE LASER.
- NOW IT'S TIME
TO GET SERIOUS.
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET!
TWO CAN PLAY
AT THAT GAME.
- LOOK, BRAIN--
HE'S COMING BACK!
ISN'T THAT TYPICAL?
THEY DRIVE LIKE MANIACS
AND THEN THEY DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
HE PROBABLY
WANTS DIRECTIONS.
HOW DO I OPEN THE WINDOW?
AH, MAYBE THIS WILL DO IT.
AH! THIS MUST BE IT!
- HERE'S ONE FOR
THE ROAD, GADGET!
HA HA HA HA!
I FEEL LIKE SINGING!
- [HUMMING]
- I SAID...
I FEEL LIKE SINGING!
- NOW I NEED
A COMPLETE OVERHAUL.
HELP ME OPEN
THIS WINDOW, BRAIN.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
TO THAT INCONSIDERATE--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO!
OH, UH, HELLO, CHIEF.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
RIGHT. WELL, WE'LL BE
THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN.
CHIEF QUIMBY SAID
HE'D MEET ME HERE.
I THINK HE'S
DISGUISED AS A DOG.
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "BARK."
- GADGET,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- CHIEF, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE
CATCHING UP ON YOUR GARDENING.
- NEVER MIND.
READ THIS.
- "MAJOR M.A.D. OPERATIONS
IN AREA.
INVESTIGATE POSSIBLE
CONNECTIONS TO UFO SCARE."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
I'VE ALREADY STARTED
MY INVESTIGATION.
THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS.
- NOT THERE, GADGET!
I'M STANDING IN WATER!
- IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR DECORATING YOUR
CHRISTMAS TREE, ISN'T IT, CHIEF?
- GRRR!
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS--
AN ENTIRE CITY LEAVES TOWN
BECAUSE OF A FEW MARTIANS.
AND WE ALL KNOW THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS MARTIANS.
- [MUTTERS]
- WOWSERS! WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?
WAIT A MINUTE.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU'RE A MARTIAN.
- HUB HUB HUB HUB HUB HUB!
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MARTIAN OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
- HUB HUB HUB HUB.
- [WHIMPERS]
- GO GO, GADGET NECK!
NOW, ENOUGH WITH
THIS SILLINESS!
SHOW ME YOUR
IDENTIFICATION.
- GADGET?
I THOUGHT
I FINISHED HIM
WITH MY MADMOBILE LASERS!
OOH!
THAT STUPID GADGET
IS NOSING AROUND.
STOP HIM!
- RIGHT, BOSS.
- WHO HAS A 0037-B?
- A WHAT?
- THE PEN!
GOOD.
WE'LL TRY PLAN 4236.
- PLAN WHAT?
- OH, NEVER MIND!
JUST FOLLOW ME.
- YOU CAN'T BE A MARTIAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARTIANS.
YOU MUST BE FROM...
VENUS OR SOMEPLACE.
- AREN'T YOU
INSPECTOR GADGET?
- AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I AM.
- I'M YOUR
BIGGEST FAN.
COULD I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- WHY, CERTAINLY!
- ME, TOO!
- INSPECTOR GADGET? WOW!
COULD I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- THIS IS SO EXCITING!
- HOW WONDERFUL!
- GENTLEMEN,
I AM HONORED.
- [BARKING]
- ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
YOU'LL ALL
HAVE A CHANCE.
- I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD
THAT THE SCHOOL IS CLOSING
UNTIL WE HAVE MORE NEWS
ABOUT THIS ALIEN SCARE.
[GADGET WATCH BEEPS]
- [MUTTERING]
- PENNY, ARE YOU LISTENING?
- OH! Y-YES,
MISS SMITH.
- NOW, EVERYONE
GO DIRECTLY HOME,
BE CAREFUL, AND DON'T
STROLL IN THE STREETS.
- YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY
QUITE AN HONOR.
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW
THAT YOUR WORK
IS APPRECIATED.
- [LAUGHTER]
- I CAN ALWAYS TAKE A FEW
MINUTES FOR FELLOW LAW OFFICERS.
HEY!
HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN!
HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN!
WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE'S MY VENUSIAN?
HE STOLE MY DOG!
[WHIRRING SOUND]
- WHAT'S THAT STRANGE SOUND?
WOW!
HMM, I WONDER...
THERE'S SOMETHING
FUNNY HERE.
I'D BETTER LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.
JUST AS I THOUGHT...
THAT FLYING SAUCER'S
JUST A M.A.D. HOAX!
- VERY GOOD, LITTLE GIRL,
BUT NO ONE WILL STOP ME
FROM TAKING ALL I WANT
FROM METRO CITY...
ESPECIALLY
A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
GET THE GIRL!
- AHH!
- [GROANING]
- TAKE HER INSIDE!
HEY!
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT
MY COMPUTER BOOK?
BRAIN, I'M TRAPPED
INSIDE THE SAUCER!
THE MARTIANS ARE PHONY.
THEY'RE REALLY
M.A.D. AGENTS.
BRING UNCLE GADGET HERE
AND BE CAREFUL.
- HMM...
COME OUT, VENUSIAN!
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE CAR THAT
ALMOST RAN ME OFF THE ROAD!
NO ONE GETS AWAY FROM GADGET.
I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE
UNTIL THE MANIAC WHO WAS
DRIVING THIS SHOWS UP.
HE'LL GET A LECTURE
ON AUTO SAFETY
HE'LL NEVER FORGET.
WHAT? SO, THERE YOU ARE!
WHAT'S THE IDEA OF
RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT?
- [MUTTERING]
- IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE?
- [MUTTERING]
- YOU'RE LUCKY
BECAUSE IF IT WAS,
YOU'D BE GUILTY
OF A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
YOU JUST CAN'T PARK ANYWHERE
ON THIS PLANET, YOU KNOW.
WE HAVE LAWS.
TRYING TO PULL MY LEG, EH?
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER
THING YOU CAN'T DO.
YOU COULD BE ARRESTED.
YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU?
- [MUTTERING]
- THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M NOT MOVING UNTIL I HAVE A
TALK WITH THIS VEHICLE'S OWNER.
- [MUTTERS]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AGENTS REPORT.
- WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THE JEWELRY STORES.
THE BANKS WILL
TAKE A LITTLE LONGER.
- THEN HURRY UP.
WHEN THEY FIGURE
THIS ONE OUT,
EVERY POLICEMAN
IN THE COUNTRY
WILL BE DOWN HERE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- OH! STAY BACK!
HUH?
SO THAT'S IT--
THEY'RE THIEVES!
BRAIN, HOME IN
ON MY SIGNAL.
- [RUFF]
- BRAIN...
WHERE ARE YOU?
- WHERE?
[BOW WOW]
- HUH?
[ALARM RINGS]
- YOU THERE...
STOP THAT!
THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
NOW PUT THAT BACK!
LIKE I WAS JUST
TELLING YOUR FRIEND,
WE HAVE RULES HERE THAT
EVERYONE MUST LIVE BY.
- DON'T BUG US, EARTHLING.
WE'RE IN A HURRY.
- THAT DOES IT!
MY NAME IS GADGET.
YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST!
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
- DID YOU SAY GADGET?
- THE ONE AND ONLY!
NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD AND
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
- IF YOU WANT
TO SEE THE BOSS,
WE'LL TAKE YOU
TO SEE THE BOSS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WHEW!
[BEEPING]
- AHA!
- HELLO?
- [TAPPING]
- I'M HERE, BRAIN!
OH, THANKS, PAL!
NOW LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
WE'VE GOT
A JOB TO DO!
[DOOR OPENS]
UH-OH!
- NOW, THIS IS
MORE LIKE IT!
I'M GONNA LAY DOWN THE LAW
FOR THAT LEADER OF YOURS.
THERE ARE THINGS
YOU CAN DO
AND THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T
DO ON THIS PLANET.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
FOR EVERYONE
TO PLAY BY THE RULES.
OOF!
[COUGHS] AHH. THIS MUST BE
SOME KIND OF WAITING ROOM.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, BOYS!
TELL YOUR LEADER
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TOO LONG!
AT LEAST THEY COULD HAVE
LEFT ME A MAGAZINE.
- BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FIND
MY COMPUTER BOOK.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN STOP THESE GUYS.
- IT'S TIME TO GO.
THE SPACESHIP CAN'T HOLD
ANY MORE VALUABLES.
- RIGHT, BOSS.
- OUR LITTLE VISIT TO EARTH
HAS BEEN...
VERY PROFITABLE.
- [MEOW]
[MEOW]
LET'S SPLIT UP.
- [MUTTERS]
OOH!
- THIS IS A RESTRICTED ZONE.
WHERE'S YOUR BADGE?
HEY, WHAT'S
WITH THAT GUY?
HEY!
GET THAT DOG!
- YIKES! [MUTTERING]
- GOOD WORK, BRAIN!
NOW LET'S GO FIND
UNCLE GADGET.
[RUMBLING]
DO YOU FEEL THAT?
BRAIN...
WE'RE MOVING!
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
- JUST HOW LONG DOES
HE EXPECT ME TO WAIT?
WHAT'S HE DOING
IN THERE ANYWAY...
CURLING HIS ANTENNAE?
WHOA!
- HMM...IT'S JUST
AS I THOUGHT, BRAIN--
HE'S DRIVING ON
A RANGE FINDER MAP.
IF WE SCRAMBLE HIS SIGNAL,
WE CAN FEED HIM ANOTHER MAP
THROUGH MY COMPUTER BOOK.
HE'LL TAKE US RIGHT
TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
GIVE ME A HAND.
NOW, WE'LL JUST SCRAMBLE
HIS RECEIVER
SO CLAW CAN'T TELL HIM
WHAT HE'S DOING WRONG.
- HUH?
[BEEPING]
- AND NOW WE'LL GIVE HIM
A DRIVING LESSON.
- [MEOW]
- YOU FOOL!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- [MEOW]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW. THE SAUCER'S
GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN!
- ALL RIGHT. IF
YOU WON'T COME OUT,
I'M COMING IN AFTER YOU!
GO GO, GADGET SKATES!
AAH! OOH!
WHOA!
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
AAH!
WHOA!
AAH! OOH!
AHH. OOH. AHH.
WHAT A MESS.
- THE POLICE STATION!
- STAND FIRM, BOYS!
- [SCREAMING]
- THIS SAUCER HAS
A REAL MARTIAN IN IT!
- WAIT!
COME BACK!
LET'S BE FRIENDS!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
- CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET!
GREAT JOB!
- GRRR...
MAYBE THIS TIME, GADGET!
NEXT TIME I'LL
TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF!
- WELL, CHIEF, THERE WAS
REALLY NOTHING TO IT.
SURE, THE VENUSIANS
WERE UNFRIENDLY,
EVEN RUDE.
- OHH...
- BUT ONCE THEY
KNEW WHO I WAS,
THEY TREATED ME
LIKE A PRINCE.
- [LAUGHING]
- YOU WERE WONDERFUL,
UNCLE GADGET.
- I KNEW IT
FROM THE START, PENNY,
THERE ARE NO SUCH
THINGS AS MARTIANS.
THOSE PEOPLE
WERE FROM VENUS.
YOU COULD ALSO SAY THAT
I WAS VERY LUCKY, PENNY.
- HOW'S THAT?
- ROLLER SKATES
CAN BE DANGEROUS THINGS.
I WAS TAKING A BIG CHANCE
NOT WEARING KNEE
AND ELBOW PADS.
- EVERYONE SHOULD
REMEMBER TO WEAR
THE PROPER SAFETY EQUIPMENT
WHETHER THEY'RE WORKING
OR PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS.
- EYEGLASSES WITH
PLASTIC SAFETY LENSES
AND PROTECTIVE
EYE GOGGLES.
AND SAFETY HELMETS ARE
ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT.
OHH!
- UNCLE GADGET?
- AND BE SURE TO PUT THEM AWAY
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THEM.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-OOH ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME.
- [SCREECHES]
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-OOH
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
- WE INTERRUPT
THIS PROGRAM
TO BRING YOU
A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.
OUR REPORTERS HAVE CONFIRMED
RUMORED SIGHTINGS
OF UNIDENTIFIED
FLYING OBJECTS
OVER METRO CITY.
STAY TUNED FOR MORE COVERAGE
WITH EXCLUSIVE FILM
LATER TONIGHT.
WE NOW RETURN
TO OUR REGULAR PROGRAM.
- UNCLE GADGET,
CAN WE GO OUT AND LOOK?
- I SHOULD SAY NOT.
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
- BUT CAN'T WE JUST
GO TAKE A LOOK?
- SORRY ABOUT THAT, PENNY,
BUT YOU DO HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW.
- OK.
GOOD NIGHT,
UNCLE GADGET.
- GOOD NIGHT, PENNY.
HA HA HA HA!
FLYING SAUCERS,
MEN FROM MARS--
RIDICULOUS!
BUT IT WOULDN'T HURT
TO TAKE A LOOK, WOULD IT?
JUST THINK, BRAIN--
THE WORLD'S
GREATEST INSPECTOR
AND HIS FAITHFUL FRIEND.
IF THERE WERE MARTIANS,
WE'D CERTAINLY BE
THE ONES TO FIND THEM.
NOT INTERESTED?
FINE!
I'LL JUST GO BY MYSELF.
TAKE CARE OF PENNY, BRAIN. I'LL
ONLY BE GONE A FEW MINUTES.
- [MUTTERS]
WHAT IS IT, BRAIN?
WHERE'S
UNCLE GADGET GOING?
MARTIAN HUNTING?
QUICK, BRAIN,
GO WITH HIM.
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT MIGHT
HAPPEN WITH UNCLE GADGET.
- [GRUNTING]
YEOW! OHH!
AAH!
BRAIN, MY LOYAL FRIEND!
I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
LET ME DOWN!
NOW I'LL PROVE TO YOU
THAT MARTIANS
ARE JUST AN IMAGE
OF YOUR FIGMENT--
A FIGMENT OF
YOUR SENSATION--
WELL, YOU KNOW
WHAT I MEAN.
THERE ARE NO SUCH
THINGS AS REAL MARTIANS.
- AHH! MY PHONY
MARTIANS WILL LOOT
ALL OF METRO CITY
WHILE I PERSONALLY
ELIMINATE GADGET...
FOREVER!
HA HA HA HA HA!
- THAT FELLOW BEHIND US
IS COMING UP
AWFULLY FAST, BRAIN.
THE WAY IS CLEAR.
HE CAN GO AROUND ME.
- HEH HEH HEH!
NOW I'LL JUST
AIM THE LASER.
- NOW IT'S TIME
TO GET SERIOUS.
- GOOD-BYE, GADGET!
TWO CAN PLAY
AT THAT GAME.
- LOOK, BRAIN--
HE'S COMING BACK!
ISN'T THAT TYPICAL?
THEY DRIVE LIKE MANIACS
AND THEN THEY DON'T KNOW
WHERE THEY'RE GOING.
HE PROBABLY
WANTS DIRECTIONS.
HOW DO I OPEN THE WINDOW?
AH, MAYBE THIS WILL DO IT.
AH! THIS MUST BE IT!
- HERE'S ONE FOR
THE ROAD, GADGET!
HA HA HA HA!
I FEEL LIKE SINGING!
- [HUMMING]
- I SAID...
I FEEL LIKE SINGING!
- NOW I NEED
A COMPLETE OVERHAUL.
HELP ME OPEN
THIS WINDOW, BRAIN.
I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY
TO THAT INCONSIDERATE--
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
HELLO!
OH, UH, HELLO, CHIEF.
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
RIGHT. WELL, WE'LL BE
THERE AS SOON AS WE CAN.
CHIEF QUIMBY SAID
HE'D MEET ME HERE.
I THINK HE'S
DISGUISED AS A DOG.
HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT "BARK."
- GADGET,
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
- CHIEF, THIS IS NO TIME TO BE
CATCHING UP ON YOUR GARDENING.
- NEVER MIND.
READ THIS.
- "MAJOR M.A.D. OPERATIONS
IN AREA.
INVESTIGATE POSSIBLE
CONNECTIONS TO UFO SCARE."
DON'T WORRY, CHIEF.
I'M WAY AHEAD OF YOU.
I'VE ALREADY STARTED
MY INVESTIGATION.
THIS MESSAGE WILL
SELF-DESTRUCT IN 10 SECONDS.
- NOT THERE, GADGET!
I'M STANDING IN WATER!
- IT'S A LITTLE EARLY
FOR DECORATING YOUR
CHRISTMAS TREE, ISN'T IT, CHIEF?
- GRRR!
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS--
AN ENTIRE CITY LEAVES TOWN
BECAUSE OF A FEW MARTIANS.
AND WE ALL KNOW THERE'S
NO SUCH THING AS MARTIANS.
- [MUTTERS]
- WOWSERS! WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOU?
WAIT A MINUTE.
SOMETHING TELLS ME
YOU'RE A MARTIAN.
- HUB HUB HUB HUB HUB HUB!
- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
MARTIAN OR WHATEVER YOU ARE!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
- HUB HUB HUB HUB.
- [WHIMPERS]
- GO GO, GADGET NECK!
NOW, ENOUGH WITH
THIS SILLINESS!
SHOW ME YOUR
IDENTIFICATION.
- GADGET?
I THOUGHT
I FINISHED HIM
WITH MY MADMOBILE LASERS!
OOH!
THAT STUPID GADGET
IS NOSING AROUND.
STOP HIM!
- RIGHT, BOSS.
- WHO HAS A 0037-B?
- A WHAT?
- THE PEN!
GOOD.
WE'LL TRY PLAN 4236.
- PLAN WHAT?
- OH, NEVER MIND!
JUST FOLLOW ME.
- YOU CAN'T BE A MARTIAN.
I DON'T BELIEVE IN MARTIANS.
YOU MUST BE FROM...
VENUS OR SOMEPLACE.
- AREN'T YOU
INSPECTOR GADGET?
- AS A MATTER
OF FACT, I AM.
- I'M YOUR
BIGGEST FAN.
COULD I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- WHY, CERTAINLY!
- ME, TOO!
- INSPECTOR GADGET? WOW!
COULD I HAVE
YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
- THIS IS SO EXCITING!
- HOW WONDERFUL!
- GENTLEMEN,
I AM HONORED.
- [BARKING]
- ONE AT A TIME, PLEASE.
YOU'LL ALL
HAVE A CHANCE.
- I'VE JUST RECEIVED WORD
THAT THE SCHOOL IS CLOSING
UNTIL WE HAVE MORE NEWS
ABOUT THIS ALIEN SCARE.
[GADGET WATCH BEEPS]
- [MUTTERING]
- PENNY, ARE YOU LISTENING?
- OH! Y-YES,
MISS SMITH.
- NOW, EVERYONE
GO DIRECTLY HOME,
BE CAREFUL, AND DON'T
STROLL IN THE STREETS.
- YOU KNOW, THIS IS REALLY
QUITE AN HONOR.
IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO KNOW
THAT YOUR WORK
IS APPRECIATED.
- [LAUGHTER]
- I CAN ALWAYS TAKE A FEW
MINUTES FOR FELLOW LAW OFFICERS.
HEY!
HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN!
HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR PEN!
WAIT A SECOND.
WHERE'S MY VENUSIAN?
HE STOLE MY DOG!
[WHIRRING SOUND]
- WHAT'S THAT STRANGE SOUND?
WOW!
HMM, I WONDER...
THERE'S SOMETHING
FUNNY HERE.
I'D BETTER LOOK A LITTLE CLOSER.
JUST AS I THOUGHT...
THAT FLYING SAUCER'S
JUST A M.A.D. HOAX!
- VERY GOOD, LITTLE GIRL,
BUT NO ONE WILL STOP ME
FROM TAKING ALL I WANT
FROM METRO CITY...
ESPECIALLY
A LITTLE GIRL LIKE YOU.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
GET THE GIRL!
- AHH!
- [GROANING]
- TAKE HER INSIDE!
HEY!
WHAT WILL I DO WITHOUT
MY COMPUTER BOOK?
BRAIN, I'M TRAPPED
INSIDE THE SAUCER!
THE MARTIANS ARE PHONY.
THEY'RE REALLY
M.A.D. AGENTS.
BRING UNCLE GADGET HERE
AND BE CAREFUL.
- HMM...
COME OUT, VENUSIAN!
I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE.
WOWSERS!
THAT'S THE CAR THAT
ALMOST RAN ME OFF THE ROAD!
NO ONE GETS AWAY FROM GADGET.
I'LL JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE
UNTIL THE MANIAC WHO WAS
DRIVING THIS SHOWS UP.
HE'LL GET A LECTURE
ON AUTO SAFETY
HE'LL NEVER FORGET.
WHAT? SO, THERE YOU ARE!
WHAT'S THE IDEA OF
RUNNING OFF LIKE THAT?
- [MUTTERING]
- IS THIS YOUR VEHICLE?
- [MUTTERING]
- YOU'RE LUCKY
BECAUSE IF IT WAS,
YOU'D BE GUILTY
OF A VERY SERIOUS CRIME.
YOU JUST CAN'T PARK ANYWHERE
ON THIS PLANET, YOU KNOW.
WE HAVE LAWS.
TRYING TO PULL MY LEG, EH?
WELL, THAT'S ANOTHER
THING YOU CAN'T DO.
YOU COULD BE ARRESTED.
YOU DON'T WANT THAT, DO YOU?
- [MUTTERING]
- THEN LEAVE ME ALONE.
I'M NOT MOVING UNTIL I HAVE A
TALK WITH THIS VEHICLE'S OWNER.
- [MUTTERS]
- HEH HEH HEH HEH!
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
AGENTS REPORT.
- WE'RE ALMOST FINISHED
WITH THE JEWELRY STORES.
THE BANKS WILL
TAKE A LITTLE LONGER.
- THEN HURRY UP.
WHEN THEY FIGURE
THIS ONE OUT,
EVERY POLICEMAN
IN THE COUNTRY
WILL BE DOWN HERE.
HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- OH! STAY BACK!
HUH?
SO THAT'S IT--
THEY'RE THIEVES!
BRAIN, HOME IN
ON MY SIGNAL.
- [RUFF]
- BRAIN...
WHERE ARE YOU?
- WHERE?
[BOW WOW]
- HUH?
[ALARM RINGS]
- YOU THERE...
STOP THAT!
THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.
NOW PUT THAT BACK!
LIKE I WAS JUST
TELLING YOUR FRIEND,
WE HAVE RULES HERE THAT
EVERYONE MUST LIVE BY.
- DON'T BUG US, EARTHLING.
WE'RE IN A HURRY.
- THAT DOES IT!
MY NAME IS GADGET.
YOU'RE BOTH UNDER ARREST!
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
- DID YOU SAY GADGET?
- THE ONE AND ONLY!
NOW DO AS YOU'RE TOLD AND
TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER.
- IF YOU WANT
TO SEE THE BOSS,
WE'LL TAKE YOU
TO SEE THE BOSS.
HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!
- WHEW!
[BEEPING]
- AHA!
- HELLO?
- [TAPPING]
- I'M HERE, BRAIN!
OH, THANKS, PAL!
NOW LET'S GET
OUT OF HERE.
WE'VE GOT
A JOB TO DO!
[DOOR OPENS]
UH-OH!
- NOW, THIS IS
MORE LIKE IT!
I'M GONNA LAY DOWN THE LAW
FOR THAT LEADER OF YOURS.
THERE ARE THINGS
YOU CAN DO
AND THINGS THAT YOU CAN'T
DO ON THIS PLANET.
IT'S VERY IMPORTANT
FOR EVERYONE
TO PLAY BY THE RULES.
OOF!
[COUGHS] AHH. THIS MUST BE
SOME KIND OF WAITING ROOM.
THANKS FOR THE RIDE, BOYS!
TELL YOUR LEADER
I DON'T WANT TO WAIT TOO LONG!
AT LEAST THEY COULD HAVE
LEFT ME A MAGAZINE.
- BRAIN, WE'VE GOT TO FIND
MY COMPUTER BOOK.
IT'S THE ONLY WAY
WE CAN STOP THESE GUYS.
- IT'S TIME TO GO.
THE SPACESHIP CAN'T HOLD
ANY MORE VALUABLES.
- RIGHT, BOSS.
- OUR LITTLE VISIT TO EARTH
HAS BEEN...
VERY PROFITABLE.
- [MEOW]
[MEOW]
LET'S SPLIT UP.
- [MUTTERS]
OOH!
- THIS IS A RESTRICTED ZONE.
WHERE'S YOUR BADGE?
HEY, WHAT'S
WITH THAT GUY?
HEY!
GET THAT DOG!
- YIKES! [MUTTERING]
- GOOD WORK, BRAIN!
NOW LET'S GO FIND
UNCLE GADGET.
[RUMBLING]
DO YOU FEEL THAT?
BRAIN...
WE'RE MOVING!
I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
- JUST HOW LONG DOES
HE EXPECT ME TO WAIT?
WHAT'S HE DOING
IN THERE ANYWAY...
CURLING HIS ANTENNAE?
WHOA!
- HMM...IT'S JUST
AS I THOUGHT, BRAIN--
HE'S DRIVING ON
A RANGE FINDER MAP.
IF WE SCRAMBLE HIS SIGNAL,
WE CAN FEED HIM ANOTHER MAP
THROUGH MY COMPUTER BOOK.
HE'LL TAKE US RIGHT
TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
GIVE ME A HAND.
NOW, WE'LL JUST SCRAMBLE
HIS RECEIVER
SO CLAW CAN'T TELL HIM
WHAT HE'S DOING WRONG.
- HUH?
[BEEPING]
- AND NOW WE'LL GIVE HIM
A DRIVING LESSON.
- [MEOW]
- YOU FOOL!
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- [MEOW]
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW. THE SAUCER'S
GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN!
- ALL RIGHT. IF
YOU WON'T COME OUT,
I'M COMING IN AFTER YOU!
GO GO, GADGET SKATES!
AAH! OOH!
WHOA!
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!
AAH!
WHOA!
AAH! OOH!
AHH. OOH. AHH.
WHAT A MESS.
- THE POLICE STATION!
- STAND FIRM, BOYS!
- [SCREAMING]
- THIS SAUCER HAS
A REAL MARTIAN IN IT!
- WAIT!
COME BACK!
LET'S BE FRIENDS!
WHOA!
[CRASH]
- CONGRATULATIONS, GADGET!
GREAT JOB!
- GRRR...
MAYBE THIS TIME, GADGET!
NEXT TIME I'LL
TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF!
- WELL, CHIEF, THERE WAS
REALLY NOTHING TO IT.
SURE, THE VENUSIANS
WERE UNFRIENDLY,
EVEN RUDE.
- OHH...
- BUT ONCE THEY
KNEW WHO I WAS,
THEY TREATED ME
LIKE A PRINCE.
- [LAUGHING]
- YOU WERE WONDERFUL,
UNCLE GADGET.
- I KNEW IT
FROM THE START, PENNY,
THERE ARE NO SUCH
THINGS AS MARTIANS.
THOSE PEOPLE
WERE FROM VENUS.
YOU COULD ALSO SAY THAT
I WAS VERY LUCKY, PENNY.
- HOW'S THAT?
- ROLLER SKATES
CAN BE DANGEROUS THINGS.
I WAS TAKING A BIG CHANCE
NOT WEARING KNEE
AND ELBOW PADS.
- EVERYONE SHOULD
REMEMBER TO WEAR
THE PROPER SAFETY EQUIPMENT
WHETHER THEY'RE WORKING
OR PARTICIPATING IN SPORTS.
- EYEGLASSES WITH
PLASTIC SAFETY LENSES
AND PROTECTIVE
EYE GOGGLES.
AND SAFETY HELMETS ARE
ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT.
OHH!
- UNCLE GADGET?
- AND BE SURE TO PUT THEM AWAY
WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED WITH THEM.
- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-OOH ♪
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ GO, GADGET, GO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
♪ WHOO-HOO
♪ INSPECTOR GADGET
- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME.
- [SCREECHES]