Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 16 - Volcano Island - full transcript

Gadget and his team are vacationing in Hawaii when Cheif Quimby gave Gadget an assignment. It appears that Dr. Claw wants to build some kind of secret missile base in Hawaii. But, he has to scare away the tourists first, and he plans doing so by using explosives (concealed in pineapples) and putting them inside the volcanoes. So, it can look like that the volcanoes are erupting. Gadget has to battle through a fake profit and stop Claw from using Hawaii as a missile base.

[SIREN]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO-OOH

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

[ALL LAUGH]

- MATCH POINT, BRAIN.

YOU'LL NEVER
GET THIS SHOT.

- UNH!

UNH!

- BRAIN, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

YOU SHOULD
LEARN TO RELAX...

LIKE UNCLE GADGET.

- WHOO!

WOWSERS! WHAT A STUPID PLACE
TO PUT A BIRD FEEDER.

- [SQUAWKING]

[CLANG]

- I SUPPOSE YA THINK
THIS IS FUNNY.



WELL, I'M NOT GIVING UP
THAT EASY. WHOOPS!

PHOOEY! TOO SALTY!

- GADGET WON'T
STOP ME THIS TIME.

MY PLAN IS PERFECT.

[BEEPING]

AGENTS, ARE YOU READY?

- READY, DR. CLAW.

- BEWARE OF
THE KILLER SHARKS.

- HUH?

- THE SEA
IS THEIR HOME,

AND YOU HUMANS
AREN'T WELCOME.

[BOTH LAUGH]

- YOU WON'T LAUGH
WHEN YOU'RE SHARK BAIT.

- LISTEN, MAC,

THERE'S NEVER BEEN SHARKS
IN THIS PART OF THE OCEAN.

- OH, YEAH?

WELL, HAVE A LOOK
FOR YOURSELF.

- THERE'S A SHARK FOLLOWING
UNCLE GADGET.

- [GASPS]

- I THINK I'M GETTING
THE HANG OF THIS.

- YOUR TIME IS ALMOST UP.

GADGET, MY MECHANICAL SHARK
WILL FINISH YOU.

- HURRY, UNCLE GADGET!

- [BARKS]

- HELLO, PENNY.
HELLO, BRAIN.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

- WOWSERS! THAT MUST BE
THE TOP-SECRET GADGET PHONE.

IS THAT YOU, CHIEF?
YOU'RE WHERE?

RIGHT AWAY, CHIEF.

GO, GO, GADGET SAIL!

WOWSERS. I SAID
"GADGET SAIL."

- RUN FOR COVER!

- NOT SALTY ENOUGH.

- UNCLE GADGET,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- OF COURSE, PENNY.

- BUT LOOK AT YOUR SURFBOARD.

A SHARK DID THAT.

- THE--THE
PROPHET WAS RIGHT.

- OH, THERE YOU ARE.

WHAT'S UP, CHIEF?

- HERE'S YOUR
ASSIGNMENT, GADGET.

- "DR. CLAW
TRYING TO TAKE OVER ISLAND.

"WILL USE AS MISSILE BASE.
STOP HIM.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, CHIEF.

- A TERRIBLE RAINSTORM
IS COMING TO THE ISLAND.

- ANOTHER PREDICTION.

- WELL, I'M NOT
INTERESTED.

I HAVE WORK TO DO.

- OH, NO!

- THAT GUY WAS RIGHT.
IT RAINED.

- OH, WHY DO I
PUT UP WITH HIM?

- BEWARE OF THE VOLCANOES.
YOU MUST LEAVE THE ISLAND.

- BUT THOSE VOLCANOES HAVE
BEEN INACTIVE FOR YEARS.

- BUT HE WAS RIGHT
ABOUT THE SHARK.

- NOW THEY'RE STARTING
TO WORRY, DR. CLAW.

- [LAUGHS] THIS ISLAND
IS GOING TO BE MINE.

- WHAT ABOUT THE VOLCANO?

- I'LL GIVE THEM
A DEMONSTRATION--NOW.

- OK, DR. CLAW.

HERE GOES.

[LAUGHS]

- WELL, PENNY, DUTY CALLS.

[ALL GASP]

- THE PROPHET WAS RIGHT AGAIN.

[ALL SCREAM]

- WHAT'S GOING ON?

- WELL, PENNY--

- THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE ISLAND HAS BEGUN.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES WHILE
THERE'S STILL TIME.

[LAUGHS]

- AT LEAST
HE'S A GOOD PROPHET.

- MAYBE HE COULD
LEAD US TO DR. CLAW.

- MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, PENNY.

- [LAUGHS]

- YES, GADGET.
FOLLOW HIM TO YOUR DOOM.

- IT'S GOT TO BE
ALONG HERE SOMEWHERE.

THERE IT IS.

- THAT MUST BE
THE PROPHET'S PLACE.

- WELCOME--HEH--
FOOLS.

- HELLO, THERE,
MR. PROPHET.

- LEAVE NOW, GADGET.

THERE'S NO PLACE
FOR YOU HERE.

- HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

- UH, I-I'M A PROPHET.
I KNOW EVERYTHING.

- OH, YES, OF COURSE.

- THE ISLAND IS DOOMED.

LEAVE QUICKLY WHILE
THERE'S STILL TIME.

- WAIT!

I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS.

- MY COMPUTER BOOK
SHOULD TELL US

EXACTLY HOW MUCH
TIME WE HAVE LEFT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THIS SAYS THE VOLCANO
ISN'T GOING TO ERUPT.

- WHA?

- HMM. THE ONLY WAY
THE VOLCANO WILL ERUPT

IS IF IT'S SET OFF
WITH EXPLOSIVES.

WE'D BETTER
TELL UNCLE GADGET.

- I CAN
PREDICT EVERYTHING.

- THAT'S INCREDIBLE.

- FOR EXAMPLE,
YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
A NASTY ACCIDENT.

- WHOA!

- [LAUGHS]

[GASPS]

- WOWSERS. THAT
WAS A CLOSE CALL.

- IT'S NOT OVER YET.

I FEEL ANOTHER ONE
COMING. SOON.

- OOH!

AMAZING.
HOW DO YOU DO IT?

- I SEE--OOH--DANGER.

- RIGHT AGAIN.

- I KNEW IT. THE PROPHET
IS A M.A.D. AGENT.

- THANKS AGAIN,
MR. PROPHET.

YOU'VE BEEN
MOST HELPFUL.

I GUESS
WE'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT

AT THE FAREWELL LUAU
FOR THE ISLANDERS?

- [GROANS]

- DO YOU HAVE A HEADACHE?

MAYBE YOU'VE BEEN
CONCENTRATING TOO HARD.

- YES, MAYBE I HAVE.

I'LL SEE YOU
AT THE LUAU, INSPECTOR.

- GOOD. MAYBE IT
WILL HELP YOU RELAX.

LET'S GO, PENNY.

- BLAST!

YOU FAILED AGAIN, PROPHET!

- I'M SORRY, DR. CLAW.

GADGET IS JUST TOO SMART.

- HE IS AN IDIOT!

- [SCREECHES]

- FINISH HIM
AT THE LUAU TONIGHT.

- GIVE HIM ONE
OF OUR LUCKY PINEAPPLES.

[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

- STAY CLOSE
TO UNCLE GADGET, BRAIN.

I THINK THAT PHONY PROPHET
MAY TRY AGAIN.

- [LAUGHS]

WAIT TILL GADGET
BITES INTO THIS ONE.

BOOM! [LAUGHS]

- GOOD EVENING,
MR. PROPHET.

- HELLO, INSPECTOR.

I MUST WARN YOU--

THERE'S A GREAT DEAL
OF DANGER AHEAD FOR YOU.

KEEP THIS.

- A PINEAPPLE?

- A LUCKY PINEAPPLE.

ONCE YOU EAT IT,
NOTHING WILL HARM YOU AGAIN.

- OH.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

HEY! THAT'S
MY LUCKY PINEAPPLE!

COME BACK!

- [LAUGHS]

WE JUST HEARD THE END
OF GADGET, DR. CLAW.

- GOOD. TAKE THE PINEAPPLES
TO THE VOLCANO

AND WAIT FOR
FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

- WHAT'S HE UP TO?

I'D BETTER GET
A CLOSER LOOK.

UH!

SO, THAT'S DR. CLAW'S PLAN.

HE'LL SET OFF THE VOLCANO

TO MAKE EVERYONE
LEAVE THE ISLAND.

OOF!

- YOU'RE A NOSY
LITTLE GIRL, AREN'T YOU?

- WHO ARE YOU?

- HE'S THE GOD
OF THE VOLCANO. HA HA!

- WHERE ARE YOU
TAKING ME? PUT ME DOWN!

YOU'RE NOT A PROPHET.

YOU'RE A M.A.D. AGENT.

- AH, BUT I SEE
DANGER AHEAD FOR YOU

WHEN WE SET OFF
THE VOLCANO! [LAUGHS]

- I'VE GOT
TO GET OUT OF HERE.

[HAWAIIAN MUSIC PLAYING]

- COME IN, BRAIN.

HELP, BRAIN!
I'M IN THE VOLCANO
ON THE SMALL ISLAND.

COME RIGHT AWAY.

- [BARKS]

- HMM. I WONDER WHERE THAT
LITTLE HULA GIRL WENT?

THERE SHE GOES,

AND SHE
DROPPED HER FLOWER.

I'D BETTER GIVE IT
BACK TO HER.

STOP! COME BACK!

YOU DROPPED YOUR FLOWER!

NOW YOU'VE
DROPPED YOUR LEI.

COME BACK!

LITTLE HULA GIRL!

HUH?

THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.

LITTLE HULA GIRL,
WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU SEEMED TO HAVE
LEFT YOUR...

YOUR--YOUR
CLOTHES BEHIND.

HUH?

THERE ARE ONLY
2 POSSIBILITIES--

SHE FINDS IT
TOO WARM TONIGHT,

OR HER CLOTHES
ARE TOO BIG.

- [MUTTERS]

- BRAIN, FIND SOME WAY TO
GET DOWN HERE AND UNTIE ME.

- OH, HULA GIRL,
I'VE GOT YOUR CLOTHES!

PLEASE COME HERE
AND PUT THEM ON! OOF!

- THE END IS
CLOSE FOR YOU, GADGET.

[LAUGHS]

PROPHET,
YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES

TO LOAD THE VOLCANO
WITH PINEAPPLE BOMBS.

THEN I PRESS THE PLUNGER,
AND THE VOLCANO ERUPTS.

- [SCREECHES]

- [LAUGHS]

- THAT'S IT,
BRAIN. HURRY!

GOOD BOY!

- LITTLE HULA GIRL,
WHERE ARE YOU?

YOU DROPPED YOUR CLOTHES!

OOF!

MR. PROPHET,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- UH, I'VE,
UH, COME TO...

MAKE A SACRIFICE
OF THESE PINEAPPLES

TO THE GOD
OF THE VOLCANO.

- OH, WELL, LET ME
HELP YOU, MY FRIEND.

I'LL TAKE THIS ONE
RIGHT AWAY.

- THESE PINEAPPLES HAVE
BOMBS IN THEM, BRAIN.

WE'D BETTER TELL
UNCLE GADGET.

- RUFF!

- LOOK!
- [BARKS]

- THAT'S RIGHT, BRAIN.

YOU CATCH THEM, AND
I'LL DEFUSE THEM.

- PHEW!

[GROWLS]

- OF COURSE! WHY DIDN'T
I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?

[GRUNTING]

- HUH?

- [GRUNTING]

- UH-OH!

- THERE'S TOO MANY BOMBS, BRAIN!

UNH!

WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME TO
DEFUSE THEM ALL. LET'S GO!

- WELL, ALL FINISHED.

- INSPECTOR, WOULD YOU
DO ME A BIG FAVOR?

- ANYTHING FOR YOU,
MR. PROPHET.

- WOULD YOU GO UP TO THE MOUTH
OF THE VOLCANO...

AND PERFORM
THIS SECRET INCANTATION

TO SAVE THE ISLAND?

- WHY, OF COURSE.
RIGHT AWAY.

- JUST 30 SECONDS,
AND THE VOLCANO BLOWS UP.

- WE MUST HURRY!

- "O MIGHTY SPIRIT
OF VOLCANO ISLAND,

SHOW ME A SIGN."

- WITH PLEASURE.

GOOD-BYE,
INSPECTOR GADGET.

[LAUGHS]

- [SCREECHES]

- WE'RE SAFE.
JUST IN TIME.

WE'D BETTER TRY
TO FIND UNCLE GADGET.

- [BARKS]

- THAT WAS SOME SIGN.

WOWSERS! THIS MAKES
THE PROPHET 3-FOR-3
ON HIS PREDICTIONS.

I'D BETTER
GO DOWN AND TELL HIM.

GO, GO, GADGET SKIS!

YEOW!

WHOA!

WHOA, BOY!

WHOA!

OOH!

MR. PROPHET,
WHERE ARE YOU?

- BRAIN, THAT PHONY PROPHET
MUST HAVE BLOWN UP THE BRIDGE.

WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SWIM BACK.

- HMM, THE PROPHET
IS A BUSY MAN,

BUT HE COULDN'T
HAVE GONE FAR.

GO, GO,
GADGET BINOCULARS!

AHA! THERE HE IS,

AND HE SEEMS
TO BE HAVING A LITTLE
TROUBLE WITH HIS TRUCK.

I'D BETTER GO HELP HIM.

GO, GO, GADGET COPTER!

- I'M GOING TO USE
MY COMPUTER BOOK

TO TRY AND LOCATE
THAT PHONY PROPHET.

[BEEPS]

OH, NO!

ACCORDING TO THIS,
THERE'S A HUGE BOMB
IN THE BIG VOLCANO.

THAT'S WHERE
THE PHONY PROPHET IS GOING.

WE'D BETTER CALL FOR HELP.

- [BARKS]

- CHIEF QUIMBY, COME IN.
CHIEF QUIMBY.

- MR. PROPHET!
MR. PROPHET!

- WHAT?

AH, ER, GADGET.

- THERE HE GOES,

BUT I DON'T THINK
HE FINISHED FIXING THE...

OOF!

TIRE.

[SIREN]

- THANKS FOR PICKING US UP,
CHIEF QUIMBY.

- YOU'RE WELCOME, PENNY.

NOW, YOU SAY
THERE'S A HUGE BOMB
IN THE BIG VOLCANO?

- WELL, UH, THAT'S
WHAT UNCLE GADGET SAID.

- WELL, DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL TAKE A SHORTCUT.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

- I NEED SOME
FAST TRANSPORTATION.

GO, GO, GADGET SKATES!

WHOA!

MR. PROPHET!
MR. PROPHET!

I WANT YOU TO KNOW
YOU WERE RIGHT 3 TIMES.

- YEOW!

- EXCELLENT. THE PROPHET
IS LEADING GADGET

RIGHT INTO MY CLUTCHES.

[BEEPING]

IS IT READY?

- YES, DR. CLAW.

- GOOD.

VERY GOOD.

[LAUGHS]

- OH, NO! I'D BETTER
GET OUT OF HERE.

- GADGET'S
COMING THIS WAY!

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT HIM.

DR. CLAW HAS
STARTED THE BOMB.

- OHH!

- OOF!

- YAAH!

- HUH?

- OH!

- OH, I'M TERRIBLY SORRY.

I'LL HAVE YOU LOOSE
IN A SECOND.

IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF REMOVING A FEW
OF THESE CABLES.

- OH, NO!

UNCLE GADGET
IS STANDING BESIDE
THAT HUGE BOMB,

AND IT'S
ABOUT TO EXPLODE.

COME ON, BRAIN.

UNCLE GADGET!
UNCLE GADGET!

- HUH?

PENNY, BRAIN,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

- WE WANTED TO MAKE SURE
YOU WERE OK.

- OF COURSE I AM.
WHY SHOULDN'T I BE?

- CURSE YOU, GADGET!

YOU'VE BEATEN ME AGAIN,

BUT I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME.

- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET.

- THANKS, CHIEF.
WHAT DID I DO?

- YOU CAPTURED THESE
2 M.A.D. AGENTS...

AND DEFUSED
THIS HUGE BOMB

BEFORE DR. CLAW
COULD DETONATE IT.

- WELL, WITH INSPECTOR GADGET
ON THE JOB,

THE OUTCOME IS,
UH, PREDICTABLE?

[ALL LAUGH]

- HMM.

- THE BULB'S
BURNED OUT.

- NO PROBLEM, PENNY.

- BE CAREFUL, UNCLE.

MOST ACCIDENTS
HAPPEN AT HOME.

- THAT'S RIGHT, PENNY,

SO ALWAYS USE
A STURDY LADDER.

- AND LOOSE CARPETS
CAN CAUSE NASTY FALLS.

- RIGHT AGAIN.

WOWSERS!

- UNCLE! YOU FORGOT
TO TURN OFF THE POWER.

- UH, I WAS JUST GIVING
YOU A DEMONSTRATION

OF WHAT CAN HAPPEN
IF YOU DON'T.

WOULD YOU BELIEVE I WAS
PRACTICING MY SWAN DIVE?

[ALL LAUGH]

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO-OOH ♪

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ WHOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME,
GADGET. NEXT TIME.