Inspector Gadget (1983–1986): Season 1, Episode 15 - Art Heist - full transcript

[SIREN]

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♪ HOO-HOO

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♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

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♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO



♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I WONDER WHY
CHIEF QUIMBY

ASKED YOU TO COME
TO NEW YORK, UNCLE GADGET.

- PROBABLY TO RECEIVE
A NEW POLICE AWARD, PENNY.

[RING]

WOWSERS. THAT'S
THE TOP-SECRET
GADGET PHONE.

CHIEF, IS THAT YOU?

WHERE?

I'M ON MY WAY.

GO GO, GADGET CAR!

EMPIRE STATE BUILDING,
HERE WE COME.

HERE WE ARE.

YOU WAIT HERE, PENNY.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.



GO GO, GADGET COPTER!

CHIEF, WHERE ARE YOU?

- UP HERE, GADGET!

- HUH?

- HERE, GADGET.

- GO GO, GADGET LEGS!

CHIEF, IS THAT YOU?

- SHH!

M.A.D. AGENTS
ARE EVERYWHERE.

HERE.

- "STOP DR. CLAW

"FROM STEALING
ART TREASURES

"AT MUSEUM
OF MODERN ART.

THIS MESSAGE
WILL SELF-DESTRUCT."

RIGHT, CHIEF.

- OOH!

- I'M ON MY WAY-AAY!

[CRASH]

HEH HEH. I TOLD YOU
I'D BE RIGHT BACK.

- HA HA HA HA!

YOU WON'T
STOP ME THIS TIME.

I'M GOING TO STEAL
AND REPLACE
THE ART TREASURES

RIGHT FROM UNDER
YOUR NOSE.

HA HA HA HA HA!

- HERE WE ARE--THE MUSEUM
OF MODERN ART.

- I'M SORRY,
INSPECTOR.

NO DOGS ALLOWED.

- RUFF!

BOW-WOW!

RUFF RUFF!

- DR. CLAW,

WE ARE IN POSITION
AWAITING FURTHER ORDERS.

- HARRGH A-ROWWR ARRK.

ROWWRR ROWWRR!

- HMM.

- OOF!

- HMM. AMAZING. THIS SCULPTURE
LOOKS JUST LIKE A FIRE EX--

YIKES!

EXCUSE ME. WHICH WAY'S
THE WATER FOUNTAIN?

MAYBE YOU
DIDN'T HEAR ME.

I SAID--

- UNCLE. UNCLE, I THINK
THAT'S A STATUE.

- A STATUE?

OH. OF COURSE.

HA HA HA.

I WAS JUST KIDDING,
PENNY.

[BOING]

- LOOK, UNCLE. THERE'S
A WATER FOUNTAIN.

- WELL, IT LOOKS
LIKE A WATER FOUNTAIN.

- HEH HEH HEH HEH.

- JUST AS I EXPECTED--

IT'S A WATER FOUNTAIN.

WE BETTER KEEP
OUR EYES OPEN, PENNY.

- NO USE, GADGET.

SOON MY LIVING STATUES
WILL TAKE CARE OF YOU.

HA HA HA HA!

- UH-OH. THE MUSEUM CLOSES
IN A FEW MINUTES, PENNY.

I'M STAYING TO KEEP
AN EYE ON THINGS.

- O.K., UNCLE GADGET.

BRAIN, CAN YOU
HEAR ME?

BRAIN.

- ROWWR?

- BRAIN, UNCLE GADGET'S
STAYING HERE.

WE'D BETTER
STAY HERE, TOO.

HE MAY NEED US.

FIND A PLACE
TO HIDE, OK?

- ROWWRT.

- YIKES! YIKES!

DON'T SNEAK UP ON ME
LIKE THAT.

- CLOSING TIME,
INSPECTOR.

THE MUSEUM'S
IN YOUR HANDS.

- DON'T WORRY.
WITH ME HERE,

DR. CLAW'S AGENTS
WON'T DARE SHOW THEIR FACES.

- MEORRW!

- THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK,
INSPECTOR.

HA HA HA HA!

- STOP. GADGET CAN WAIT.

FIRST, GO OPEN
THE BACK DOOR.

- WHAT WAS THAT?

HMM.

- NUMBER ONE,

DESTROY SECURITY SYSTEM.

GOOD.

NOW OPEN THE DOOR.

- HMM. A M.A.D. AGENT.

STOP!

GO GO, GADGET SKATES!

[BOING]

OOF!

- O.K., BOSS,

WE'RE READY TO SWITCH
THE REAL STUFF
FOR FAKES.

- FINE.

NOW, MY ROBOTS,

GET INSPECTOR GADGET.

- IF THE ART TREASURES
ARE STOLEN,

THESE ELECTRONIC TRACERS
WILL LET ME KNOW.

NOW LET ME CHECK
THE FIRST FLOOR.

O.K.

SECOND FLOOR O.K.

THIRD FLOOR O.K.

FOURTH FLOOR O.K.

I WONDER HOW
UNCLE GADGET IS DOING.

- SO THAT'S IT.

M.A.D. AGENTS DISGUISED
AS ART TREASURES.

WELL, THEY WON'T
FOOL ME AGAIN.

OOF.

WHAT A STUPID PLACE
TO PUT A STATUE.

- RUFF!

- WHAT WAS THAT?

HEY, YOU!
COME BACK!

THERE IT IS.

GO GO, GADGET ARM!

YOU DON'T FOOL ME
ANYMORE.

I'LL BET YOU FEEL
PRETTY STUPID
RIGHT NOW.

[AIR HISSING]

- JUST ONE MORE CHECK.

THAT'S STRANGE.

ALL THE ART TREASURES
ARE HERE,

BUT MY COMPUTER
SAYS THEY'RE GONE.

- MY PLAN IS WORKING
PERFECTLY.

I'M STEALING THE TREASURES

RIGHT UNDER GADGET'S NOSE.

AND NOW...

SAY GOOD-BYE, INSPECTOR.

HA HA HA HA!

- WOWSERS.

SOME OF THIS SCULPTURE
ISN'T VERY SECURE.

- WHOA.

- YOU ESCAPED
MY M.A.D. ROBOTS,

BUT YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE
MY FLASHING BALL.

HA HA HA HA!

- HMM.

HUH?

THIS LOOKS
SUSPICIOUS.

- HMM. EVERYTHING
SEEMS O.K. HERE.

I'D BETTER CHECK
THE OTHER ROOMS

WITH MY COMPUTER BOOK.

THIS IS STRANGE.

A PIECE OF ARTWORK

IS MOVING TOWARDS
THE ELEVATORS.

I'D BETTER
CHECK THIS OUT.

WHOEVER
HAS THE ARTWORK

IS TAKING IT
TO THE BASEMENT.

I WONDER WHAT'S
GOING ON HERE.

OH!

NO WONDER MY TRACERS
WEREN'T WORKING IN THE GALLERY.

THE ORIGINAL ARTWORK
WAS EXCHANGED FOR FAKES.

BRAIN, COME IN.

- UH-OH.

- BRAIN, GET UNCLE GADGET
TO COME TO THE BASEMENT.

M.A.D. AGENTS
ARE STEALING THE ARTWORK.

- ROWWR ROWWR ROWWR.

- OHH!

- HEY, WHAT
DO WE GOT HERE?

A-HA!

- AAH!

HEY, BOSS, WE CAUGHT
A LITTLE SPY.

- GET RID OF HER

WHEN YOU MEET ME
AT THE RENDEZVOUS POINT,

BUT GET RID OF GADGET NOW.

- LET'S PUT HER
IN HERE.

THAT WILL KEEP HER
TILL WE MEET DR. CLAW.

HEH HEH HEH HEH!

- HMM.

- BLEH BLEH BLEH BLEH!

- AH! A M.A.D. AGENT.

- ROWWR!

- GO GO, GADGET SKATES!

WH-WH-WHOA!

- RAAH!

- WH-WH-WHOA!

WHOA!

[THUNK]

- HEY, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?

- UH, OH. WE'RE
SECRET POLICE.

WE'RE REPLACING
THE REAL ARTWORK
WITH FAKES

SO THE COLLECTION
WILL BE SAVED.

- I KNEW IT! COLLEAGUES!
LET ME HELP YOU.

THERE ARE M.A.D. AGENTS
AROUND HERE.

- UH...SURE. YOU CAN GET
THAT STUFF OVER THERE

WHILE WE
PUT THIS AWAY.

- RIGHT AWAY.

- HEY, BOSS.

GADGET'S DOWN HERE.

- GIVE GADGET MY GLOW BALL.

WHEN I TURN IT ON,

IT WILL BECOME SO HOT,

IT WILL BURN HIM
TO A CINDER.

- OH, NO! I'VE GOT TO
WARN UNCLE GADGET.

- WILL YOU RETURN THIS
TO THE GALLERY?

WE WERE SUPPOSED
TO LEAVE IT HERE.

- WHY, OF COURSE.

- BRAIN, COME IN.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET THAT BALL
AWAY FROM UNCLE GADGET.

IT'S GOING
TO GET VERY HOT.

- ROWWR ROWWR!
ROWWR ROWWR!

[PANTING]

ROWWR?

- COME BACK HERE,
YOU M.A.D. AGENT!

HALT!

- THIS TIME, GADGET,

YOUR GOOSE IS COOKED.

- OOH! AAH!

OHH! OHH!

- STOP TWIRLING,
YOU M.A.D. AGENT.

I'LL USE THE ELEVATOR
FOR A SHORTCUT.

- GADGET IS STILL ALIVE?

IMPOSSIBLE.

M.A.D. AGENTS,

CUT THE ELEVATOR CABLES.

- HMM.

A BAR.

GO GO, GADGET ARMS!

[THUNK]

I'D BETTER CALL THE MAINTENANCE
DEPARTMENT TOMORROW MORNING.

THAT ELEVATOR
GOES A TOUCH FAST.

- DR. CLAW,
GADGET HAS JUST HAD

A VERY BAD
ELEVATOR ACCIDENT.

- GOOD.

GET TO THE STATUE
OF LIBERTY.

I'LL MEET YOU THERE
IN MY M.A.D. SUB.

[SIGH]

- HUH?

MY COLLEAGUES MUST
HAVE FORGOTTEN
THIS PIECE OF ARTWORK.

I'LL TAKE IT
TO THEM.

OH, NO.
THEY JUST LEFT.

I'LL FOLLOW THEM
IN THE GADGET VAN.

I'VE GOT TO STOP
MY COLLEAGUES

SO I CAN GIVE THEM
THIS ARTWORK.

STOP! I HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.

- HUH?

IT'S GADGET.

HE'S STILL ALIVE.

LET'S LOSE HIM
AT THE NEXT CORNER.

- HEY, GUYS! STOP.

COME BACK,
COLLEAGUES!

- BETTER USE THE OIL SLICK.

THIS WILL FIX HIM.

HEH HEH HEH!

- YEOW-OOH-AAH!

- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO MY SHOP?

- DON'T WORRY.
HERE'S MY CARD.

I'LL PAY FOR THE
DAMAGES LATER,

BUT RIGHT NOW I MUST LEAVE.

I MUST DELIVER
THIS IMPORTANT ARTWORK.

GO GO, GADGET COPTER!

I WONDER
WHERE THEY WENT.

- WHOA!

- HMM.

GO GO, GADGET BINOCULARS!

SO, THERE THEY ARE.

THEY'RE HEADING
FOR THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.

I BETTER MEET THEM THERE.

- WE'LL WAIT HERE
TILL DR. CLAW COMES.

BUT AT LEAST WE LOST GADGET.

- HELLO, COLLEAGUES!
- HUH?

YOU FORGOT THIS VERY
IMPORTANT PIECE OF ARTWORK.

I BROUGHT IT FOR YOU.

GO GO, GADGET 'BRELLA!

YEOWW!

- UH-OH!
UH-OH!

- OH. SORRY, FELLAS.

LET ME HELP YOU UP.

- BRAIN.

COME IN, BRAIN.

I'M INSIDE THE ICE
SCULPTURE IN THE TRUCK.

- ROWR.

ROWWR ROWWR ROWWR.

- HMM.

- THANKS, BRAIN.

I'D BETTER CALL
CHIEF QUIMBY
FOR UNCLE GADGET.

EMERGENCY AT
THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
COME RIGHT AWAY.

- THERE YOU ARE,
MY GOOD MAN.
HOW'S YOUR FRIEND?

- UNCLE GADGET!

- PENNY!

BRAIN!

CHIEF!

WHAT ARE YOU ALL
DOING HERE?

- CONGRATULATIONS,
GADGET.

YOU'VE CAPTURED
THE M.A.D. AGENTS.

- M.A.D. AGENTS?

- THEY PUT FAKES
IN THE MUSEUM.

THE ORIGINALS
ARE IN THAT TRUCK.

- THEY WERE?
THEY ARE?

- YES, BUT THANKS TO YOU,
THE ART COLLECTION IS SAFE.

- WELL, CHIEF,
I DID HAVE A LITTLE HAND
FROM LADY LIBERTY.

- YOU HAVE BEATEN ME
ONCE AGAIN, GADGET,

BUT I WILL
GET YOU NEXT TIME.

NEXT TIME!

- ♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ GO, GADGET, GO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

♪ HOO-HOO

♪ INSPECTOR GADGET

- I'LL GET YOU
NEXT TIME, GADGET.

NEXT TIME.

- REOWW.